Now now, Simic Enchantress :)

That happened in legends, and its only gotten worse since.

So as someone who has run an enchantment deck- its super vulnerable. Like, its insane. But she is a planeswalker and I have a strong abiding policy. No, your deck does not need a planeswalker. Noone needs a planeswalker. Theres a reason theyre dropping down to one per set now and its because every one of these cards is rancid. Oh boo hoo you like their mechanics? Well I like playing fun games so run something the fuck else instead.

Nah I'm not letting you have fun now take 50 commander damage from my Jessica plans walker making my commander attack multiply 3 times and eat shit.

Enchantress IS simic with white though lol

Not sure how you get a 20 minute turn with Carth. The only time I got close was when I resolved a huge Kamahl's Druidic Vow with the chain veil in play. The gameplay breaks down to: play a planeswalker, 3 people try to figure out how to destroy it, lose a planeswalker, draw a planeswalker. Rinse and Repeat

@@W0lfguard1997 Lemme tell you, as a certified Guff connoisseur I have taken FELONIOUS turns! Ichor-moon gauntlet, proliferate triggers, 3-mana Chandra, you name it, I’ve done it. Gunk up the board in tokens or just literally shut down all combat. The saving grace is that 5-mana superfirends Chandra both ramps and burns the opponents directly as a result of that mana helping me slam down more walkers for her End of Turn trigger, it’s how I win, like 50% of my Guff games lol. The other half are by spamming his -3.

@@jemm113 Guff is a different story playing literally all the other colors. I know from experience how batshit ichor-moon gauntlet gets. As soon as you play blue your turns are spent on spinning up die. Got it in a Tekuthal deck (charge counter theme because I thought that would be more fair) with a few planeswalkers and those turns would never end..

​@W0lfguard1997 ironically when I play blue, my turns are spent play a land or maybe a mana rock and passing

Carth is totally fair and balanced, and I can be trusted with five emblems

That's honestly why I stopped running the Chain Veil with her. Every game turned into simply trying to get the Chain Veil and winning via infinite-enchantment-cast combos, when what I really wanted to do with her was "pillow fort until I amassed an army of huge evasive tokens".

that's crazy

I can think of cool card poses and I'm not even an artist

This doesn't sound like a fun fact. Still, it means she was spared getting Dack'd in War of the Spark--never forget!--I guess, so technically that's a win for her.

More because it's a pain in the butt to draw all those floating masks IIRC.

I only play my enchantress Modern deck at any given store once per fiscal quarter. My deck is weak to people knowing my face.

Just to be safe every green white deck I have runs aura shards 30 creatures and at least 2 creatures that are some effect of artifacts or enchantment removal. All that ignoring the generic cards like beast withing generous gift and company.

We're you trying to check?

Seconding. Magda is dirtier than the good Krenko, speaking as someone who owns multiple near-three-digit cards I swap between the two every game.

What praytell is that? I'd like more reason to anger my playgroup with Magda

He's done the most popular Jund commanders already

You mean the worst Jund commanders? No KRESH, NO DICE@@toddpacker1015

He's already done it.

Assuming you already have a sufficient number of landchantments: Chain Veil does it for one card, and Retraction Helix/Banishing Knack do it for one card and ANY creature. It's not difficult to go infinite with Estrid.