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What a madlad. I've been avoiding trying for the "Mother of us all" archivement because it seems like a chore, but the things this person puts himself thru is shaming me to do it.

Alzabo subscribers: How many rhymes should we expect in this video? AlzaboHD: YES

We don't deserve this many rhymes. I actually do wonder which part takes longer, filming gameplay or writing the script?

Here I was thinking reboots always end up bad, but you my good sir have proved me wrong

I'm glad adoption is in the game now as an option for situations like this. It happened historically, (though usually it was more like uncles adopting nephews rather than commoners) and for a desperate infertile king or emperor with no family, doesn't it just make sense? I remember reading CK2 forum threads full of people vehemently against adding an adoption mechanic.

I got an event where 2 vassals argue who between them could marry a girl and my Munis married her. She was lustful and when I was nearly dead she finally gave me an heir after a few daughters.

You should have named Neo-Bactria along the Indus the realm of Yavanas in the style of the Greco-Indo kings of yester year, who were named by their Indian subjects as the Greatest of the Ionians

I didn’t think I’d ever be publicly commenting this, but the majority of eunuchs can still, uh, get it up, they just can’t have children. Historically it wasn’t full castration.

A Greco-Bactrian revival sounds very fun to do... This video gave me a new idea for a new challenge in CK3

You asked us at the end for someone else to try it, so I did. (Well you didn’t, but said it was really hard so I took it as a challenge) Here is the little story of my game as Mu’nis. I started off with a Stewardship character who was Forgiving, Sadistic, and something else, Arrogant I believe. I started off going around capturing territory all over the place, getting the duchy of Bazin and some random island near Yemen that also was a duchy. I then went to capture Cyprus. (the Byzantine part had been captured by the Caliph earlier while the Romans were in France dealing with Vikings) After gathering together the land I declared independence from my liege, establishing myself as Emir of Bazin. I then sat there for a while, lost the island in Yemen to my previous liege because I defended us during the Crusade and lost my army while he sat there and watched. But I still had two duchies, so I make the Kingdom of Cyprus regardless. I then sat there trying to desperately get some lowborn child to be born for me to orphan. It took 7 years in game for ONE child to be born, and they were female. So I had to wait longer and longer until Mu’nis was about 71 when a male courtier was born. I then offed his parents, but got the event that I would be dead in a year. The court could only be held in half a year from then. And when it finally happened. It was a fucking female. It rolled a random lowborn orphan from one of my vassals. (I gave away some tribal territories) This orphan girl was also delicate, meanwhile her orphan brother was Herculean (no I am not joking) and the other boy was quick. I screamed for a bit, then something clicked. Religion. I can switch to another religion to make them eligible as an heir. But I was about 500 piety short. So I went on a pilgrimage, and hoped. I got an event that gave me 100 piety and was still alive at the end of the pilgrimage. I then switched to some religion I dunno the name of. And my heir was set. Mu’nis then proceeded to die two days later. This took about 6 attempts, and I’d ballpark it at 16 hours of work. Sorry for ranting. Tl:dr Takes absolutely forever to get event, gives female character to be heir, switches religion to make her eligible two days before death.

How does a heterosexual eunuch enjoy a brothel? Three little words, my friends. MEN GETTING PEGGED

Ahhh, back for another video of Alzabo being the biggest masochist known to man by doing insane CK3 challenges. Never change, Alzabo, never change.

I feel like i say this every single episode but you Sir are a magnificent poet

Perfection as always. Here's a CK3 challenge for you: Make a hybrid culture of the two cultures with the greatest distance between them on the map.

Came for ck3 and alzabohd but i stayed for the bars he be dropping

“Thy nut is cut” That’s a powerful spell

Hey Alzabo, i dare you to do a challenge i'm currently doing. from a random empire in Siberia (Or Siberia itself). And make attempt to make it the most well developed, most prosperous land in all of the old world.

The amount of puns in this one.... Holy shit

I was wondering how you would pull with off without the power of Satan, but I'm greatly pleased by your work as always

Like the video, I liked the story of Alderic, and orphaned Frenchman taken in by the strongest man in india, tho the pause after "eunuchs like clapping cheeks" was something else

Well, I was gonna say that you needed real balls to play this campaign but I don't think that's an accurate summary

Fun fact: Munis is slang for vagina in Greek. And based on the fact that in this playthrough Munis was a regular at the brothel, you could say he really was what he ate ;)

Wow, the alliteration and rhyme game was the best thing I saw today, well done sir! :D

I wish adoption was a proper decision you could take as an infertile ruler. Like if a sibling died you could adopt their kids, or you could trigger the game to spawn a lowborn orphan instead of waiting for the RNG to give you one. It would make same-sex marriage a lot more viable, among other things.

Been thinking of a challenge where you attempt to create slavia by taking the Unite the west slavs, unite the east slavs, and then unite the slavs decisions. Whilst doing this you also take the Defenders of Dievas, Defenders of Rod and Defenders of Ukko decisions to create a grand holy slavic pagan empire.

Fantastic video keep it up your doing amazing job

I am always impressed with Alzabo's ability to rhyme words.

The hard start and all the absurd ideas are the best combined with your perfect narration.

ZEUSROASTRIANISM My God, i'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

Really happy that i found your channel, you create great videos.

Impressive, really impressive. I didnt know much about the intrigue focus tree, but with your playthrough I learned alot about its benefits !

Brooo these rhymes were so good, keep up the good work!

I support the youtube algorithm by sayind this crusader kings video (CK3 for short) was great, cool and helpful to watch.

You are talented in the way of words and rhyme

Oh my god I've been waiting for this since the CK2 version!

AlzaboHD has the Poet trait

I always love the rhymes you put in

And now I gotta rewatch the masterpiece that is the CK2 version of this challenge

Rhyming is like salt. Add too much and it's your fault.

Your videos are always a treat

god i love this channel so much

This was a playthrough I had in mind ever since I found out I could get heirs like this.

I never knew that you can adopt children. Yes i got the "care for the child" event, but the parents were still alive.

I love your channel the alliteration makes me feel like I'm in a fever dream

Nice video

Can someone explain what all those murders did at the beginning? Do they just destabilize so you can form a faction with more fellow vassals to join in?

Your rhymes and puns are the best. Best part of your videos. Then, of course, there's your audacious challenges that few people would try. Great work! I don't understand why adoption isn't much of an option in CK. It should be.

Can't believe I completely watched the video

You're insane. - I love your nut-ty content! You rock!

been forgetting to comment sorry 🙏 still nothing but the absolute best from alzabo i keep rewatching your videos (even more so now that i suck much less at eu 4)

I know this is long ago. now in the new dlc, the hunts are more complex, although I can't even reach a lot of them in time. so I guess it's good to have many vassals near you then take a new land somewhere else. there is a new event where you find a wild boy (feral, +10 prowess which he loses later) also dull -2 to all and not sure if it's any variety but a medium prowess from the trait. you can then adopt him or just take into court or release. did a run with Haestein in Cagliari. Did the same before the update hit and had to abandon it because the changes ruined a few things. one change to Cagliari is that Iglesias is a new castle which holds the mine and at succession you always lose it, so better off moving the capital into the secondary castle (revoking is fine but reversely is better)

Man actually has 70 videos queued up but is just trying to come up with rhymes for them

Thanks, didn't even know adoption was a thing until I saw this 👍

questions about the technical execution? only if you lack imagination. he got pegged babes.

I know this is a lot to ask, but I think it would be really cool if you did a mega campaign. I just really like the way you narrate everything

I can't put my finger on why, but these videos are amazing

Another absolute banger.

Very interesting start

I really enjoy your commentary rhymes

Sackless society in Ck3? Now I've seen everything.

another epic banger by alzabo

I legitimately wondered about adoption in ck3 and why it wasn’t a decision the player could make in specific circumstances. I get that it could be abused by being able to get tons of kids easily, but at the same time it would make sense from a RP perspective.

I think we need either a reformed seleukelids or a reformed ptolemaic egypt if you are up for some more greek conquests

Cool vid bro

Not enough camel jokes

These rhymes are sooo satisfying

Emir Mu'nis making a comeback once again!

SLAPPING CHEEKS AND SLAYIN CALIPHS

Love the videos. Love the narration. Great stuff. My only question, WTF is a "Shike"? 😄

Wow this was a masterpiece

cool vid bro

And he didn't even have to sell his soul to the devil. Well done.

there were doubts for its technical execution LMAO

Hi Alzabo. Your voice is nothing short of enchanting! I was wondering where you were from? You seem to be genuinely good at different accents so I can’t figure out where you’re actually from!

Eunich to Eire would have been a good challenge

I appreciate the rhymes

I like all the low key game of thrones references "Fire&Blood"

Wow, this guy has some balls!

These rhyming videos make me feel like I'm watching a Xavier renegade angel episode

Dude like it's only been several minutes into this video but the puns killed me lmfao

Intrigue run is indeed the strongest playstyle

good vid!

Amazing!

I love your videos so much

LOVE IT

God I am addicted to ck3

This guy's a little wordsmith

I belive Romans have Adoption tenants that put the childnin your house. I dont remember the requirements to have it as a tenant but also super hard to accomplish in one life

you write poetry in these videos

This would be even easier now since you can adopt children with Wards & Wardens.

First time watching you and holy shit, do you rhyme every single freaking sentence?

I like the rhymes ngl

This man spits fire rhymes

cool video bro

Damn that ryhming 10/10 would sub again.

Was this harder than the CK2 Eunuch run?

You can rhyme so much bro you do you:)

2:48… *presses subscribe* LMAO

vvvery cool