Crusader Kings 2: Castration Challenge Can a Eunuch Make a Dynasty?

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4 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to create a dynasty as a castrated eunuch in Crusader Kings 2? In this video we will be playing as Emir Mu'nis of Galilee in the 867 starting date, one of the most difficult starts in CK2.
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The music used in this video is "that epic song from matrix (look it up for cc reasons)", “sitar pok3m0n theme”, “Crusader Kings 2 Main Theme” and “CK2 Legacy of Rome” from the CK2 OST and typical musician's youtube channel (check out his video here: • Pokemon Theme Song - S... )
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Пікірлер: 493

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Check out the amazing pokemon sitar cover in the video by Typical Musician here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nZZgatte1s-Vp2g.html

@freealter 4 жыл бұрын

AlzaboHD Be a buddhist a teach the world your peaceful ways by force

@MrWeedWacky 4 жыл бұрын

this game is basically "what if we..." "sure!" and so they did... My favorite game is starting in Northern Spain, converting to Germanic pagan by either getting a doctor or randomly inviting a germanic pagan to court and using him as tutor: and starting to pillage the Mediterranean coastlines...

@dominicperez3777 4 жыл бұрын

How to Make a Harem: Step One: Boil as many dwarfs as possible

@EpicRenegade777 4 жыл бұрын

that would be a very thick and hairy stew

@OmegaTrooper 4 жыл бұрын

@@EpicRenegade777 Go ask Dong Zhuo what he did with the eunuch tongues

@Bothrops_Asper_89 4 жыл бұрын

I attempted to make a kingdom out of dwarves. Didn't went as great as expected.

@someorclad9738 4 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaTrooper Ah Dong Zhuo. Charming man. He's the quintessential CK2 tyrant. Ancestors bless him in his based glory.

@dannytourigny9403 3 жыл бұрын

@@EpicRenegade777 'a very thick and hairy stew' Mmmm I never realized that I like men that way!

@AndrewFullerton 4 жыл бұрын

He died in 1917? The Great War took so much from us all

@josephjoestar1958 8 ай бұрын

Never forget

@Donderu 4 жыл бұрын

"Man-made deficiencies" >Shows Greek I lost my shit

@christendombaffler 4 жыл бұрын

"In the year of our lord 1917..." Wow, he sure lived a long time.

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

whoopsies

@liberatusblair 4 жыл бұрын

Well, after all he's been through, he became immortal.

@eaglefighter1295 4 жыл бұрын

@@liberatusblair Musta been his new found fertility

@Dustin_Bins 4 жыл бұрын

From 867 CE to 1917 CE, but he was 72?

@ethpling165 4 жыл бұрын

Hardbeat Eurobass rumor has it that his “exploits” are the real reason World War I started

@tomasnouza2642 4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting ISP' voice after the ironside intro.

@JCaleb 4 жыл бұрын

Same!

@ilan.woodward 4 жыл бұрын

me too i was very confused for 2 minutes

@anonymousreboot5910 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo same

@YuiFunami 4 жыл бұрын

Iron Side Productions

@EsamforMEMES 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@alexanderblack6619 4 жыл бұрын

this shit is actually hilarious. Keep it up. This is how I try to play CK2 but its just not fun sitting and narrating the stuff by yourself lol

@thisistherevolt 4 жыл бұрын

The only multiplayer I was ever able to successfully play was incredible due to us roleplaying.

@viggoelenius4400 4 жыл бұрын

thisistherevolt How did that work?

@dapperbunch5029 2 жыл бұрын

You do that to? Thank God I thought I was the only one.

@aquapuppy9838 4 жыл бұрын

I saw. I conquered. I came.

@xeanderman6688 4 жыл бұрын

I came as well

@Jsay18 3 жыл бұрын

coom

@porsche911sbs 3 жыл бұрын

Vidi, Vici, Veni

@Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd 4 жыл бұрын

When he named his son Judas and became a homosexual eunuch hunchback I lost it looool!

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help the "Judas priest" pun lol

@ctblue5316 4 жыл бұрын

I played as this guy before he was one of my favorite characters ever because i stopped being a eunuch was a high priest in the Lucifer's Own and then died a saint.

@shaynemc7533 4 жыл бұрын

CTBlue you can’t stop being a Eunuch...

@T25l 4 жыл бұрын

@@shaynemc7533 Everything is possible with power of our lord and savior Lucufer

@mailware6090 4 жыл бұрын

@@shaynemc7533 Yeah, Dark Healing removes any injuries, including your lack of uh... confidence.

@shaynemc7533 4 жыл бұрын

swixel popilo Yeah I didn’t actually know that. I play more EA4 tbh. I still prefer the old gods and warrior lodges. I guess it’s a cool if you are a count of the Byzantines and he tries to wipe you out lol.

@luminator911 4 жыл бұрын

@@shaynemc7533 EA4 is my worst nightmare

@krankarvolund7771 4 жыл бұрын

An eunuch that regrow his sword, sire almost 50 children and cinsume human flesh? Even for CK II that's a strange story XD

@keith3278 3 жыл бұрын

Look up Quill18's "Count of Paris" episodes 4-6 The ruling timeline of " Count Hunter-bilico" it's GOLD !

@tomthecat9546 4 жыл бұрын

I hope you do more of these!

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

I had a blast making it, thanks for watching!

@Koifish 4 жыл бұрын

YES! More of this my dude! >:D

@xeanderman6688 4 жыл бұрын

Koifish! Impressed to see you here

@someorclad9738 4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit. Did not expect to find you here Koifish. How you doing my dude? Is Bannerlord as awesome as they say. Can't play cause.my lappy is too mid tier

@PaulEIvory 4 жыл бұрын

What did I just watch? And how can I get more?

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

sᴉlqᴉ dᴉɥsɹoʍ puɐ uɐʇɐs oʇ ʎɐɹd

@shashwatsinha2704 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD how did you type upside down?

@jonathanlakey5962 4 жыл бұрын

@@shashwatsinha2704 by worshipping satan obviously

@christofferthorsson607 4 жыл бұрын

@@shashwatsinha2704 the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural

@arcade3252 4 жыл бұрын

This is... The most bizarre crusader kings playthrough I've seen so far @_@

@88kjk75 4 жыл бұрын

"Years were spent in hedonistic homoeroticism" - ahhh this, this is one of those golden lines that make yt worthwhile

@fkstalkers3940 4 жыл бұрын

wilhelm scream

@dustygrrrl 4 жыл бұрын

Make a part 2 please! I wanna know what Judas gets up to! maybe he can get his many many siblings into foreign thrones and bring them to the dark side.... the dynasty is just starting!

@JakeAustriaco 4 жыл бұрын

Very funny, well written & edited. 100% entertaining.

@b-1battledroid674 3 жыл бұрын

Duke Wilhelm: He could even make penises come back to life... Mu'nis of Galilee: Could I learn this power? Duke Wilhelm: not from Allah

@aidanflaherty6183 4 жыл бұрын

"A miracle emerged! His sword returned to him!" LMFAOOO

@js500y9 4 жыл бұрын

I almost lost my Ironman game when my dynasty’s sole heir had his dick cutoff for cancer reasons. But thanks to the power of Satan, I had it grown back and the game continued!

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Praise Satan!

@umuzealot9044 4 жыл бұрын

5:19 "The real resurrection of Satan was the friends we made along the way..."

@shrimpboom8 3 жыл бұрын

8:05 The incredible contrast between your tone and the content of your speech made this one of the funniest ck2 videos ever.

@pixelcat5159 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly? Not only was this great from a comedic perspective, but was also great from a narrative perspective as well. I was *invested* in the story ffs, that's really impressive If you did an actual series following a dynasty through a game of CK2 with this format, and kept it *relatively* on a serious note (This is CK2, even if you weren't playing for memes, they'd happen anyways), it'd probably end up being one of the most entertaining series on the goddamn platform If you wanna see more of what I mean, OfficiallyDevin has mastered making narratives from games on his channel (he even did a CK2 playthrough like this, but following a specific character through his life): I think you could do something like that too!

@thejake1453 4 жыл бұрын

You'd probably alos like Rhadamantplays too if you like narrative based lets plays. His kenshi stuff is good.

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you to the community for 30,000 subscribers! This video is the result of the "silly video" poll winner from last month. Want to see similar content? New EU4 content dropping this weekend!

@asdbuddy4848 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. This is why the internet was created. When can I expect some more content along these lines, my good sir?

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Soon! In the next couple of videos I'll whip something up like this, I'm thinking... demonic impregnation

@ninakuup21 4 жыл бұрын

Man this is literally the first video of you that I've watched and had to give it a like at the 2 minute mark, awesome video!

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! More silly CK2 videos are in the works, Iblis willing!

@yx7628 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the greatest shitposts in CK2 history

@Aleph3575 4 жыл бұрын

I swear, at the Travel Far and Wide part, when the music kicked in, i was like "Man i expected the pokemon theme song". Seconds later i was like "IT IS THE POKEMON THEME."

@lukecreed5767 4 жыл бұрын

I spent the whole video giggling, then finally lost it at the "husband and wife" section. Well done! Both from a narrative and a comedic point of view!

@rasmjsneherse1145 4 жыл бұрын

Just thought I was watching an Isorrows video lol

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair this video's content is more Isorrow-like than pretty much any of the other ones haha

@fin5317 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD just missing a bit of edgy humor, a small edgy laugh and a joke about being depresssed

@SpanishDio 4 жыл бұрын

May god have mercy on your soul

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Ok but can god cure castration?

@OmegaGamer707 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD apparently that’s satan’s job if you try 3 times

@LittleMushroomGuy 4 жыл бұрын

Convert to Catharism, become a perfectii and adobt a son. YOU WIN

@theapexsurvivor9538 4 жыл бұрын

But it is not his blood, thus it is for naught in the eyes of the Duke.

@charlespennyworth3698 4 жыл бұрын

Emir Mu’unis is the hero of a generation.

@iapetusmccool 4 жыл бұрын

After all that, "the ill-ruler" seems a disappointingly tame and unspecific nickname.

@Mysterios1989 4 жыл бұрын

It is kind of a strange combination hearing someone falling into satanism while an acustic version of the pokemon theme songs plays in the background xD

@oscarromarioflorezcamargo6342 4 жыл бұрын

6:18 Brought to you be the Sith Gang.

@wtffy 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like you should get a bloodline if you get the Eunuch trait at any point and have a child after, even if you've lost the trait by that point.

@ENTProductions 4 жыл бұрын

Valefisk: *fails incest only* Alzabo: *WiNs eUniCH OnLy cHaLLeNGe*

@runelessruneless9024 2 жыл бұрын

The sheer number of jokes you managed to sell in that dry tone merit you as a genius, sir

@publicanimal 4 жыл бұрын

13:53 "In the year of our lord, 1917"... uhh, that was 917, my friend.

@Utardiaresident 4 жыл бұрын

I would give this a million more likes! Your even tone throughout all the debauchery had me literally crying with laughter. Thank you for this gem!

@biggybrolunch3809 2 жыл бұрын

Finally, after years of dark ritual, I have done it. I have... made a friend!!

@Madafaka2343 4 жыл бұрын

Mate, hands down best video you've ever uploaded. Had me crying in tears...

@picklesthewise 3 жыл бұрын

This is such good storytelling. I would watch a full series of this.

@Bedinsis 4 жыл бұрын

It makes sense that he'd become a devout worshiper of Shaitan. I mean doing so made his member grow back, a literal miracle.

@jacobpilon1800 4 жыл бұрын

Thoroughly enjoyed this Alzabo! Would love to see more!

@aloethereqt 4 жыл бұрын

I always enjoy CK2 videos, especially story telling kind of ones, I want more

@shadowyshadow6498 4 жыл бұрын

Best video you've uploaded so far on the channel IMO, keep up the good work my man!

@AugustTheStag 4 жыл бұрын

*"Galililililililee"*

@AugustTheStag 4 жыл бұрын

And don't forget about *"Papple"*

@shitlordfm3345 6 ай бұрын

this is so funny lmao!! i cannot figure out how to play this game but love hearing playthroughs like this narrated in real time, love this

@ThejollyFrenchman 4 жыл бұрын

What makes this funny is how deadpan the narration is.

@FlyingOktober 4 жыл бұрын

please do more of this, it was very entertaining and engaging

@AAAurelian 4 жыл бұрын

Perfect storytelling for ck2. our Kindgom needs MOAR of that stuff!

@TK-rs9lq 4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't expecting to be pulled into a story like this. Bravo.

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching! I'll make more CK2 challenge videos soon so stay tuned

@grahamgawd1615 4 жыл бұрын

This isn't an narrative, no....This is art.

@KaiserVonFeuer 4 жыл бұрын

This is just....... beautiful, I think I’m crying from happiness. This is a piece of art, it should be on the world stage! Thanks for the great laugh

@Tuppie_ 4 жыл бұрын

Today, a classic was born.

@Mark-xq7lh 4 жыл бұрын

The Pokémon music in the background makes this just 👌

@mysticdueler8979 4 жыл бұрын

Top notch stuff. I was laughing all the way through

@karimm.elsayad9539 4 жыл бұрын

Munir? more like Mudhlim. Munir is "bright" in Arabic and Mudhlim is "Dark".

@tibbygaycat 4 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely perfect. I LOVE it.

@thisistherevolt 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't groaned like this in a long time. Bravo.

@Kaiserhawk 4 жыл бұрын

First time watching your channel, and I loved this.

@Casavo 4 жыл бұрын

Great stuff man , keep it up!

@reidy1012 4 жыл бұрын

I would just like to add. Thank you, this made my afternoon trying not to crack up in laughter. 😂😂😂😂

@PrimisSanguis 3 жыл бұрын

Dude what the hell your videos are amazing!

@ACE1918 4 жыл бұрын

You just got yourself another subscriber, that was hilarious.

@Phillip_of_Burns 4 жыл бұрын

I rarely play CK2, but man, it can make some hilarious stories. Keep these coming!

@AnomalyINC 2 жыл бұрын

"Castration Challenge" sounds like a great hashtag for Twitter.

@guillaumekaas6505 4 жыл бұрын

CK2 is such a meme that Satan is the answer to everything.

@kingofkings652 4 жыл бұрын

I hope you do more of these- ah damn it someone took the words outta my mouth

@danielhyberg2590 4 жыл бұрын

The 4channer challenge

@moosegoose3159 4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Høyberg You need a sex drive in order to be an incel. Can’t have a sex drive with no balls.

@r.p.4756 4 жыл бұрын

@@moosegoose3159 so, woman never want to have sex?

@byronfickett 4 жыл бұрын

"natural medieval enhancement"

@andrewmaximus1247 4 жыл бұрын

I had a fun playthrough with that character, though mine was a god of war. His descendants ended up becoming Jewish and creating the kingdom of Israel

@harlan7012 4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes please do make more. This was an amazing story to listen to before bed😏.

@rateeightx 4 жыл бұрын

13:53 Wait, 1917? Those Must've Been Some Long Years He Had His Court Isolated, If 1000 Years Passed And Nobody Noticed.

@William.Kelly7 2 жыл бұрын

Love the pokemon theme song in the background!

@schekelkraft7034 3 жыл бұрын

1:21 “man made deficiency”, zooms in on greek

@KitsuneMp9 4 жыл бұрын

Dropping a like just for thinking the same thing as me when he had to travel the lands. Great work!

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

@Lucas-zl2ik 4 жыл бұрын

absolutly amazig!! pls more!

@smcilia 3 жыл бұрын

This took balls 😂

@alexiosviapokios3057 4 жыл бұрын

saw the ironside logo, thought I was watching isorrowproductions

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Wait this isnt isorrowproductions?

@DutchBane 3 жыл бұрын

Second song is medieval gotta catch em all😆😆 awesome!!

@johnnygreenface4195 4 жыл бұрын

Castrated man gets measles. At least he is pretty safe

@realperson6957 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Thank you. More silly videos, love this style.

@georgewaddy 4 жыл бұрын

Wow my drink just went everywhere after you said pumping and dumping. Haha

@mirjanbouma 3 жыл бұрын

*searches for odd CK2 videos* *Finds this one* *Watches the whole depraved thing* Well then, looks like I found a new channel to subscribe to!

@Lonesighe 3 жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard, thank you, c'était hilarant !

@yesno9593 4 жыл бұрын

This video was quite the experience

@CheshireT 4 жыл бұрын

Awesome video!

@vicentgalvan70 4 жыл бұрын

This was brilliant.

@SpencerLemay 4 жыл бұрын

0:27 "Galil-lilly" Dude have you never been to church? ga·luh·lee

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

Never been to church but I've just been to pronunciation school, thanks Spencer!

@SpencerLemay 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD Well that explains why you spend your free time playing Swedish Medieval satanic orgy kingdom simulations.

@RisenChudJr 4 жыл бұрын

This was amazing.

@algallontheobserver3780 3 жыл бұрын

Man, that was amazing!

@hhdhpublic 4 жыл бұрын

This was amazing! :D As for future silly videos the obivious one is incest run and the turning of your family tree into a family circle!

@awsomeman754 4 жыл бұрын

In the year of our lord 1917

@noahjohnson935 4 жыл бұрын

I wish to see the epic of this dynasty continue. Maybe you can put one of his descendants on the throne of China?

@eniotanaka2229 4 жыл бұрын

This was so great, i have no words. How can you fantasize so much?

@murplesman 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love more silly videos like this in the future.

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

One is dropping this weekend, thanks for the feedback!

@OnionAddiction 4 жыл бұрын

What a wonderful story

@AlzaboHD 4 жыл бұрын

I just want to say that your bird avatar is inspiring, thank you

@OnionAddiction 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD ♥