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The second world he got is very survivable. He can just break the tree and craft a boat and clutch.

loved how after his horrible run, the minecraft title screen said : Philza had a good run!

0:22 when Evbo neglects a genuinely good seed (Maybe not for speed running, but good for casual)

The tip is to gaslight Minecraft by saying “I hope I don’t get a (insert thing you want)” Classic

just say: “I don’t need a village” “I don’t need diamonds” “I don’t need sticks”

THE ENDING IS JUST FUNNY "wait...Mojang Studios?" 'Philza had a good run!'

“How planned do you want this to be?” “Yes”

Hey Evbo! I was thinking you should do a “but the game worships me” or “but the game listens to everything I say” video at some point. Thanks for considering my suggestion!

4:42 All that hardwork and "Philza had a good run"

I can't imagine how long it took them to replace all those blocks with diamond ore for the thumbnail. That's some serious dedication.

I love the “Ph1lza had a good run!” splash text at the end 4:42

1:42 Just collect the diamonds 😂

0:29 That island is actually possible to escape. Chop three pieces of wood, and turn all of them into planks. Then, make a crafting table and a boat. Boat down into land safely. Yes, I am very fun at parties.

Got to love the message on the Minecraft starting screen “Philza had a good run”

Moral of the story: beggars cant be choosers

This is basically me whenever I'm trying to find some wool to sleep away the first night lol.

The fact it’s Sunday and the villager said ‘the village is closed, it’s sunday’ scared me.

When you need a diamond, it's stone When you need stone, it's diamonds

2:40 the wood i see it

2:10 MIKEY FROM TOKYO REVENGERS? HUH

2:30 the amazon in 100 years

Alternative title: Minecraft but it’s Murphy’s law

In Minecraft, one of the core aspects of gameplay is gathering resources to craft items, build structures, and survive. However, it can be frustrating when you can never seem to find the specific resources you need. Here are some tips for dealing with this challenge: 1. **Exploration**: Minecraft is all about exploration. Travel to new biomes and caves to find different types of resources. Sometimes, you might have better luck finding what you need in a different area. 2. **Branch Mining**: Create a branch mine by digging horizontally into the ground at different levels. This can help you access various types of ores like iron, gold, and diamonds. 3. **Trading**: Villagers offer various items through trading. If you can't find certain resources, try to establish a trading network with villagers to obtain them. 4. **Enchanting and Fishing**: Enchanting tools with the Fortune enchantment can increase the yield of resources like diamonds and lapis lazuli. Fishing can also provide you with valuable items and resources. 5. **Mob Farming**: Some resources, like bones and arrows, can be obtained from farming mobs, such as skeletons and spiders. Create mob farms to gather these items efficiently. 6. **Farming**: If you need food or certain plant resources, create farms to grow crops like wheat, carrots, potatoes, and sugarcane. 7. **Nether and End**: Don't forget to explore the Nether and the End dimensions. These worlds offer unique resources, like blaze rods in the Nether and ender pearls in the End. 8. **Use Fortune and Looting**: Enchant your tools and weapons with Fortune and Looting to increase your chances of obtaining more resources from blocks and mobs, respectively. 9. **Trading with Other Players**: If you're playing on a multiplayer server, consider trading with other players who might have the resources you need. 10. **Patience**: Sometimes, Minecraft can be a game of patience. Keep searching, mining, and exploring, and eventually, you'll likely find what you need. Remember that Minecraft is designed to have an element of challenge and unpredictability. The thrill of exploration and the sense of accomplishment when you finally find what you're looking for are part of what makes the game enjoyable. Embrace the adventure, and don't be discouraged by the occasional scarcity of resources!

“Ok I’m in an ocean” First sentence perfections

The fact that there is Jungle Wood behind the man he's talking to makes it even more funny

I once spawned in a land with no trees, I could not find no wood any where, I looked everywhere for hours, I was "well dam now what need sticks for the weapons" and then gave up and made new world

Man. That interaction with the villager plus the dubbing, feels like Old Runescape edits

This is pretty similar to normal Minecraft, with a few exceptions

1:21 fun fact: he ignored the diamond for the content

Poor guy can’t catch a break😂

3:24 thats smooth

It’s crazy how much time and effort you put into these videos. Huge respect. Keep up the work.

2:43 theres a piece of wood on the ground behind him lol

"Minecraft but you can NEVER find what you NEED" That's normal Minecraft.

"Is there water? Nope" *literally staring at a pool of water*

2:38 look closely there's wood

1:14 "How hard can finding 1 diamond be?" 45 minutes later "Oh di-, oh lappis."

4:26 You should have said "blaze rods".

Ok no one gonna talk about that jungle house though? It’s so nice and fancy!

Me: *notices some water he may be able to reach* Evbo: “Alright, definitely can’t get down…”

0:34 you could have made a boat out of the wood. BIG BRAIN

i like how in the 2nd world he could have probably made a boat to clutch or get the entire island and build to the water

The “Jungle is gone” got me

It’s crazy how entertaining one man, one evbo, can be.

For the floating one, he could've just used a boat to avoid fall damage

0:25 There is a lot of water and some of it is definitely reachable 0:45 He could’ve just respawned and he would’ve been fine 1:00 He could’ve ignored the villagers and looted it 1:43 He could’ve mined all the diamond ore and been rich 1:55 He could’ve mined the stone that he said he needed 2:16 The forest is not even gone it’s still in the corner 3:20 The TNT is not even lit so it can’t explode. He could’ve broken the TNT and grabbed his pickaxe. 3:45 He could’ve looted the End City right away 3:55 The Ender Dragon only spawns in the main island, not the outer islands. 4:16 He should’ve been happy with the blaze rods because he needs those too 4:43 He DID beat the game, but it just took him to the start menu. Just join the world again!

I don't get it but I respect the fact that you want to make movies and you're pursuing that dream and putting yourself out there. Good luck for the future

1:28 just mine 4 blocks down and 4 blocks to right

Nothing is different, this is just minecraft.

The 2 jungle woods in the back

You have the best vids EVER!

4:24 It didn't work because he said "I could really use some ender pearls.", when he should have said "I could really use some blaze rods.".

0:41 when you don't know a math test

this is so freaking relatable whenever i want to find redstone i always run into diamonds or gold BUT if i want diamonds i find junks

0:27 boats : am i a joke to you

I love how at the end he goes to the title screen and it says Philza had a good run lol

02:16 the skin kinda look familliar

3:21 “ just do it already I don’t want to look” *proceeds to look

In the second world he can get down..... 1)chop the tree 2)make crafting table 3)make a boat 4)sit on it and get down

I'm always looking for something and eventually give up, then while I'm working on something else i find what i needed ages ago.

this brings "finding diamonds before iron" to a brand new level

I agree, Philza had a good run

4:43 “ph1lza had a good run” epic

Your videos make my day. You’re awesome and funny! You’re an incredible content creator

Hi I'm So glad I'm instantly here i Love your channel keep doing great Work!

I like how he wants stone but gets diamonds and dosent mine it

Him: The entire jungle is gone Me sees a jungle log: you are a liar

For me, Minecraft is already a big game of "try to find what you need even though it's totally not there"

Good evening

4:01 this always happens no matter what you do.

I had a world I played on for 6 months before ever going to the nether and there wasn’t a fortress anywhere to be found I even made a creative backup and used chunkbase and still no luck Very upsetting because it was one of my favorite bases

when you find something you need

He deserves more subscribers people 👍👍

the jungle vines do be floatin

When the jungle disappeared the vines were floating in midair lol

This is what happens to me. When ever I want a plains biome, I spawn in a forest or desert

3:41 okay but who goes into the nether with nothing but a flint

The lightning rod makes the lightning go there😂

I want someone to make this a Minecraft mod. Essentially it'd recognize voice commands and if a specific thing is said then the world changes.

you could've gotten off the floating tree island by making a boat, but great video regardless

wtf xD the floating one was actually perfect, chop trees, make boat, go to village - there was a smith and you're good to go

One thing that you should try is the mod that you can draw what you want and it gives it to you. And then try to beat the game

Finally we're early loved the vid evbo❤️

Finally a good video today let’s goooo

1:59 what biutifull

Bruh we can appreciate you as much is less your videos are very funny. Keep it up bro we'll be with you.

Nice content even though I didn’t watch it I know it’s gonna be good

He got thatmiddair spawn that's incredibly rare TWICE, almost as rare as dream making good content, which is impossible

Yes, I understand this is a skit video but realisticly there are many ways to get down from the floating island. Here are some solutions, ladder clutching, jumping off and logging off and back on to negate fall damage, jumping off and placing blocks underneath and then dying to slowly make a staircase or ladder pole downward, clutching on a horse, but that's really hard and needs very specific circumstances, I don't know about other devices but if you are on mobile and go into 3rd person and build blocks underneath you that you can't normally and staircase downward, jump off and slowly make a pole or staircase before dying that leads up to the island, build to a water source with planks, and if there aren't not enough convert them into slabs to be more efficient,just rowing a boat off the island, placing a boat down below before dying and clutching in afterwards, placing a sapling from the tree on the island on the floor to grow before dying then do the same with a dirt block on top of the tree and repeat,placing blocks in a square shape with a 2 by 2 gap inside it and placing ladders on two opposing sides with in the square to make clutching easier. You can't really control this but when you take gall damage if the healing tick matches with the moment you hit the ground you negate all fall damage but of course that would take many tries, I don't know if this would work but perhaps another player could fall down with you and hit you a moment before you land so you take less fall damage just like how the iron golem clutch works, now there is no grass on the island because it was most likely made by him but it was natural there is a godd chance for some grass to spawn, so if you are lucky enough to get a seed you can then grow wheat and make a haybale which might be able to save you if place it on a tree, destroy the island forcing you to respawn on the floor, bridge to the village and jump on a haybale, bridge to the village and iron golem clutch, bridge to the snowy mountains where if you jump down enough you might find powder snow which you can jump on. I am not sure if mobs could spawn up there but if the can then a whole lot of new windows open up.

Evbos friend = we don't have any saplings left Wondering trader = AM I a joke to you ?

Epic! Cool vid! Love vids! Subbed.

0:17 He can break the blocks and wood and use the materials to bridge over to the water..

Evbo I really love your vids I think you should do stereotypes potrayed by minecraft video Or minecraft but everything is opposite

Whenever you say “I need____” you will never find it, but when you don’t state what you need you’ll always find it

3:35 you mean %5? I just subed :)

"AAAAA -falls- ugh have to create another. World " Respawn: am I joke to you

Philza had a good run

He could have just made a boat for the 2nd seed…

1:21, u thought this was a diamond block too right?