all the judges in his cases smirked.

He has zero self awareness

Republican hypocrisy never fails.

Trump won NH by the same margin Biden defeated him in 2020… so should Nikki claim she won?

Narcissists never do. And Trump is one to a pathological degree.@@moniqueengleman873

Zing!!!😂😂

That’s why we voted the PAB out of office.

​@@drkpay2763it's on the congressional record that Trump is a PAB.

@@michaelgillespie1206 that is awesome. Who was it that put it on there?

Awesome comment! 👍

He can say that and a percentage of his fans will swallow it hook, line, and sinker because he knows he's hoodwinked the most vulnerable of our population.

True, but he is living proof of it. He's been getting away with bullshit his whole life and it has lead to one disaster of a "human being".

His life is a hypocrisy

like Mr. Ramaslappy standing behind him.

I agree....unworthy of their positions above ground.

The sleazy, pathetic wannabes standing behind trump look like hostages being held against their will by a dictator.

*how sniveling and servile the Republican politicians are that support 45. Don't help them pretend this is anything but a GOP problem. 45 is a symptom, but the treasonous, fascist modern GOP is the disease.

HA! That's how much YOU know! What they REALLY are is obsequious.

Pretty sure that's why Biden uses the word "malarkey," which seems to be rather memorable, as well.

I’m surprised i haven’t yet seen that bit of his in a pro-Biden ad.

There is no one on earth that should apply to more than Trump. But then again, he does have a talent for that, shameless projection. He’s always going on about how crooked and dishonest _other_ people are with a straight face, or just calling other people criminals.. Absolutely shameless.

Ya i prefer complaining about the patriarchy, insitutional racism, and how broken the system is but to keep voting in the same people for decades because it's the new guy that's the problem. You folks are the real cult. It's tragic to watch you brainwashed by the media, your favorite late night host, blue check marks, and your friends to support the very people who have been keeping you down for ever. But yes, magically in 2016 orange man ruined it all! Sheep.

​@rejoyce318 If Biden would actually just say the word "bullshit" his poll numbers would pick up by at least 10 points, guaranteed!

I will never get tired of it!

I think Trump planted Covid 19 in Wuhan and had Harvard's Prof Charles Lieber imprisoned for selling them 21 viles. & blamed China for Covid-19 when he stole the vaccine, So is guilty for all those deaths abroad and here. including of his little brother. That it thrills him to be such a super killer and get away with it, even now, when the Capitol attack was more obvious than shooting someone on 5th Avenue. Are our courts a joke? The Supreme Court? Not being able to keep Trump from running for President Although it's in the Constitution? The Republicans who love his BM. Evangelists who think it's being persecuted like Jesus? The military or the law officials who thinks their's doesn't stink so ruin lives? Buying elections? Trump is the Joker, The wild card, Who knows the art of the deal Is to take every trick, But now it's no surprise. He has run out of luck

The stethoscope is at the KFC guy's hair, not his ears. It's for a joke, so why is this bothering me?

Bravo 👏

@@winstonsmith6607 Stop harrassing and stalking me, this is your only warning.

​????

I would've laughed if Liz Chaney had run against Trump and won.

@@auntiepha8343 If you do not want people to reply to your comments because they do not agree with them then do not post comments!

*irony

Projection

@@JohnG925 hypocrisy

Guys guys guys, you’re ALL right!

@SpaceRaven835. Trump, a master of projection.

Huh? Trump for president beech

So true Cho! MAGAt's are whining bigly 😁

​@@SlickDonaldRichard-rk94loser traitor

​@@SlickDonaldRichard-rk94 lol trump skis in jeans and he is a two time popular vote loser.

Still a Republican though, presumably and Haley’s a loser too. Just a slightly less insane one.

Wrong.

@@JohnWarner-lu8rq bless you

@@larryfoster8820 Here's some info for you: Georgia 2020 Election Felons with incomplete sentences registered to vote and cast their vote: 2,560 Underage children registered to vote and illegally voted: 66,247 Unregistered voters who voted: 2,423 Registered voters who registered to vote in another state after Georgia registration date: 4,926 Voters who voted in both Georgia and also in another state: 395 Voters who voted in Georgia but changed their address before the election: 15,700 People voted who failed to re-register to vote in time after moving from one county to another: 40,279 Voters who illegally claimed a post office box as their residence: 1,043 Voters who registered too late to vote in the election: 98 People who voted but had died prior to the election: 10,315 Ballots with no chain of custody: 600,000 Voters who moved mailing addresses with no change of address card, where: A- filed as moving out of state but still registered in Georgia: 275,000 B- living outside of Georgia but voted in Georgia: 17,000 Mail-in ballots with no return address: 96,600 Possible margin of error in valid votes: 1,132,586 That's just one of the six main battleground states. I have similar info on another five.

Great point!

@@mbjasniewski You have 6th grade comments down to a science. In 3 1/2 years Trump and the GOP did more positive things for the country and The People, especially veterans, women and minorities, than the previous four presidents combined; make that five if you include Biden. And, I can prove it.

The googly eyes should've been on his eyes too

+1

Well MTG maybe the only one.

All the voices in his head, of course.

yeah sure pal thats why US Mainstream Media is ranting about Trump 24/7

Him quoting Fox quoting him.

...to a pathological narcissist, himself is all the crowd he needs 😂

I don't know, chaos seems to support him and emulate him. You know like Putin, and Kim Jong-un, and many many others. Right-wing crazy.

We love him down here too !

​@@user-dc7st2lm5gShut up

It's only in America, my friend. The rest of the world long ago saw him for what he is.

Agree its a cult

Wrong. He's following in the footsteps of his predecessors when he does that. Dave and Conan were masters of the dud joke.

I'm a fan of the Stethoscope KFC joke!

I’m so sorry you had to watch Fox!

I think I might have had to drink Maalox straight out of the bottle, if I'd been forced to do that.

Fox plays to keep their audience riled up. That’s how they retain their attention.

Glad you watch the Fox as we need to keep the debate open. We can observe their content and then dismantle it. That's freedom of speech. Incidentally did you know Fox is owned by an Australian? I'm not proud of that it's just that greedy millionaires are multi national. Elderly white middle class male Australian

Faux News. They should be sued for false advertising and forced to remove 'news' from their title.

He's too busy to eat...but not too busy to run a giant country, and no, his logic is definitely not flawed. It's the best logic, everyone says so. K, Gramps. What an absolute loon. (For real, I think we're going to see a life expectancy dip, but unfortunately not actually with him. Stress is a killer, y'all. Start saving for your urn now.)

He really is an obnoxious individual. I can listen his BS for about 3 secs.

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist. I enjoyed reading your comment and felt obligated to write one equally as meaningful

Agree

Unfortunately for me I didn’t lose weight in those 8 years

And Correct!

Technically yes, correct. But even a busted old wristwatch that has been smuggled out of Auschwitz in the 1940's in someone's colon can tell the correct time. Albeit only twice a day. @@gyrovids9462

Sorry bud, but Nikki doesn't have much authenticity to back her up. That is why she is losing. We all saw how she deals with basic questions.

@@seanmounce You missed the point entirely.

@@seanmounce r/whoosh

@havcola6983, The way he makes the flopped joke funny by laughing so hard bc it flopped makes me laugh more than if it had been funny. No late night host carries off a bad joke better than Seth.

Fellow jackals I see

@@mariesmith8454 It's even funnier knowing they probably had a discussion in the writers room, and he was like "no, guys, it's gonna land great".

So good. Unscripted but still funny.

Yes!!!😂😂

He tried pulling the race card.

She's a warhawk. I guess you'd support Bush and Dick Cheney too. Democrats are now the same as the worst era of the Republican party. Also lots of dirt has been coming out btw.

We are all still waiting to hear what the team Trump sent to Hawaii to dig up dirt on Obama found. I'm not holding my breath on that one.

@@pete-ex7qtShe looks white and goes by a European sounding name. I heard of her in the news for over a year before I learned she was Indian. She probably gets dismissed by the Repubs because they’re misogynists, but I doubt the race issue has been at play with her.

More projection !!! He’s disgusting ! He just keeps giving late night more 😂

The only reason anyone would think that ‘main stream media’ is lying is because they allow their political ‘party’ to think for them. #45’s ego can’t deal with the truth, so any news outlet that tells the truth is ‘fake news.’ MAGAts, being so afraid to think for themselves, go along with it.

“Recent analysis of the current Avian Flu Virus is showing signs of the ability to be contracted by humans… Bring back the Dr. KFC bucket graphic” (“analyses” for the jackals)

Hear, hear!

Look at his desk, a little Stefon doll. I have one too in honor of that oddball character and my love for Seth. I've been a fan since his SNL days. My daughter loved that darn doll so much she had to have one too. The maker customized it so she'd know who's was who's and it made it a bit more special.

Factz

Is this William B? Again?

well, he already has the Nichlas Cage hairline, so...

Really,tump,Nikki Haley can't get away with claiming that she won and did not that is like the pot calling the kettle black.

😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

it is annoying

The irony!!😂😂😂😂

It wasn't my favorite until he stopped everything else to address it. Then it was. 😅

It doesn't even go in Colonel Sanders' ears

@@mlikmlikmliklmao this was the first thing I noticed too

And can we talk about the quality of the work with the cue cards? They're immaculately done, rarely have spelling mistakes, and are reliably held steady as a rock. 🪨

@@Omni0404😂 Wally?? Is that you?

Sal has been knocking them out of the park!

Not to mention also respecting and appreciating your writers.

@@Omni0404is Wally.

You know, a lot of people, big people, strong people are saying this.

@@NoThatRyanwith tears in their eyes.

​@@NoThatRyan with tears streaming down their cheeks

With tears in their eyes ​@@NoThatRyan

Yep and the sketch artist was a big guy - a strong guy - with tears streaming down his face when he said "SIR you look like an Andy Warhol painting" 😁😁😁

And they both got better positions than Eric😆

@@rebeccaelliot6586 That might be the best part.

Reminds me of Chris Christie in 2016.

The republican party has become the clown party. They are a bunch of idiots

That's exactly what I thought!

Me too! Great ending!

Fear of trump supporters. They know the magats are unhinged

It seems like most polls I've seen are of Independents and Republicans. I really don't trust polls. I'm Ridin with President Biden 2024 💙💙💙

Like my aunt said, the only poll that matters is the one in November (and whatever month your state's primary is).

Well, loser trump lost to Biden by millions of votes. Now if 30%, of republicans, don't vote or vote for President Biden, the outcome should be: loser trump loses again. The only down side is he can keep running. There's a 2 term limit for winning but, as loser trump has made clear, he can be a loser forever.

This is why we need people to show up and vote. The reality is that all of those people won't be enough of a majority to elect him unless other people don't bother to vote. Even when he won in 2016, roughly half of eligible voters just didn't vote at all, and he had less than half of the vote from those who did, which means less than a quarter of eligible voters actually voted for him then. I doubt he has MORE support now than he did at that time. So people just need to turn out and vote, especially in swing states. He can be defeated, but not through complacency.

Exactly! Vote blue!

Blue it up!

No. American humour is like Aussie beer - bland.

Well, have you checked out corrections?

​@@toraguchitoraguchi9154 Please elaborate. American humor is...what? Jerry Seinfeld? Ali Wong? Dave Chapell? Gabriel Iglesias? Jon Stewart? Kevin Hart? Bill Maher? John Oliver? Greg Gutfeld? Dennis Miller? All American comedians with wildly different approaches to comedy, so please explain.

@@johnobrien2373 Most are mild and too PC... content tends to be shallow, too afraid of being offensive, therefore boring asF. And that refers to ALL the above American comedians.

@@toraguchitoraguchi9154 I did include Dave Chappelle, Bill Maher and Greg Gutfeld, so what's missing? Where's the magic line even they won't cross?

I'd say it the Adderall he's snorting 😊

They’re pulling the stitches tighter…

To be fair, sitting in a courtroom having to listen to someone telling the truth about you is pretty hard work.

Still get people that voted for Bernie acting like they are superior. Because cool points matter more than the actual state of the world.

Those were *Republicans* who won’t vote for Trump, though. That’s not good news for him

Not while the guy running against him is funding and supporting genocide

Exactly! We need to vote for President Biden! He capped insulin, improved infrastructure, and isn't insane.

Please. I barely wanted to vote for him _before_ he murdered tens of thousands of innocent people. No chance in hell it happens now.

THANK YOU #1 POST

Ironic is maybe not a strong enough word.

Beautiful turn of phrase.

Couldn’t said it better.

Aren’t there other states that people need to cast their votes? Not everyone takes tDump’s BS either! TDump doesn’t want to learn what all America has to say. Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸

He can't and won't be since he has no shame.

Same goes for Vivek

@@seffishestopal5950 But he be Trump's ______!

Ugly u know what will take what he get while doing knee bends

He should just be ashamed of himself period.

You think ? Trump is just the fake elector's guy who lies every time he moves his mouth.

You mean pot belly calling the Indian woman black.

He won by eleven points, and she had democrats voting for her. 😂

yeah but also the pot is full of sh! t and the stench is getting evil

Ya i prefer complaining about the patriarchy, insitutional racism, and how broken the system is but to keep voting in the same people for decades because it's the new guy that's the problem. You folks are the real cult. It's tragic to watch you brainwashed by the media, your favorite late night host, blue check marks, and your friends to support the very people who have been keeping you down for ever. But yes, magically in 2016 orange man ruined it all! Sheep.

Music to my eye

"... neither they nor their entire families will not vote for him in November 2024." I hope you meant "...neither they nor their entire families WILL vote for him in November 2024." Gotta watch those double-negatives! You could also have said "...they and their families will not vote for him..." Sorry, I'm in a pedantic mood. 😇

​@@ArachnerdGCsame.

So, if people disagree with your political beliefs, you can not be friends with them. You are a very small person that can not tolerate diversity, yes diversity. You can not accept diversity of opinions. You want to keep yourself in a fish bowl off like minded people. Pathetic!! This is the problem with leftists today, she is in the majority of leftists today. Use to people could be friends with the other side of the political spectrum, but not today. What kept our country together was not our diversity, but our similarities. Diversity latterly means differences or division. Unfortunately by staying in your fish bowls you create more division. Unfortunately, I think the diversity/division has already gone to far. The right at least is willing to allow the left to be heard, but the left tries to shut down any speech that does not echo their leftists position. I am afraid that the break of the United States of America and civil war are inevitable in the near future. Probably within the next 5 to 15 years at most. God help the world. There will no longer be a bastion of freedom left when America falls. I think it is to late for Trump or anyone to save it. Even with civil war, the left will end it qith an authoritarian government like Russia. Dictators usually come from the left. Hitler was a Socialist, Mao a communists, Stalin a communist, North Korean Dictator communist. The one in El Salvador Socialist, the list goes on and on. Trump will never be a Dictator, he loves the old America he was raised in far to much. Biden on the other hand only loves himself. That why hw took bribs from China to sell out America as VP and still is being bought and controlled by the Chineese using his son and brother as his bag men. LETS GO BRANDEN. TRUMP 2024 VIVEK 2028 2032 AND Trump Jr 2036. Get ready to scream and cry again you liberal fascists. Music to my ears!!!

The commies runn8ng KZfaq will censor my comments of course in short order.

and the baby cheesus was wroth, for his nappy had only just been rinsed and freshly oiled ...

She ALWAYS does..and most likely is

how can you tell ...? she always comes across as tripping balls ...

Scared? Desperate?

She was slamming Bud Light

She's just a miserable disgrace to Humanity 😒

lose

I thought so, too.

@@terri6854 I'm a non native English speaker, give me some slack.

And pees in a gold toilet. Sure, he's for the common people! He doesn't give a rats ass about them.

Owns 4 or 5 mansions, and just as many golf courses yet begs them for their hard earned money. Marks who can't resist being scammed.

Art of the con!

He went to elite private schools, was given millions by his father, hasn’t driven a car in probably decades, and has never owned a set of tools in his life!

More fitting if "The Court Jester" was catapulted over the battlements from court to court. -- This post was applauded by the Estate of Danny Kaye

For once, mine ends tomorrow, not Saturday.....coastin'....!

Love A Closer Look 😂💙

Chill with the bloody emojis, OK??? You look like an eight year old.

His entire life has been bullshit. People only hung around him, in the hopes that eventually he'd pay what he owes them. They kept doing him favors because they believed his nonsense about being a big deal tycoon. That's how he got in debt to Putin. Putin made him get on his knees during those secret meetings. You can guess the rest.

You can't bullshit a bullshitter😅

Oh he only means that you can’t believe anyone ELSE who lies, just HIS lies.

@@carmensaavedra1096 👍🏾

@@jennaolbermann7663 👍🏾

You're either dead right or dead wrong. But goddamn I love the confidence of your statement, either way!

New Hampshire has a strange and unique circumstance. It allows Democrats to vote in the GOP primary. It was actually expected to be allot closer or even for Hailey to win New Hampshire.

Very few Haley voters are really for her. They just don't want Orange Mussolini.

​@@toonlyricsMy kind of people

@@toonlyrics very few Biden voters are actually for Biden, we are just anti Trump in a broken system. It's always been pick the least bad candidate.

It’s scary that they might vote if they can get a ride

People can't have a difference of opinion from you?

@@susiepoadster4642lol

I think the people who vote for him are baffled why they vote for him , when asked to explain they are at a loss for words

@user-tn3qf1gg1j I don't think so, considering how Biden is at a loss for words. In all honesty, though, it's simple that people have a difference of opinion and you're talking about half of our country.

"people" like you are why so many good Americans (democrat or republican) have started to wake up and woke anti-establishment. Be it for Vivek, RFK or Trump. And that is a pro-humanity movement that is happening all across the globe now. Your brain has been dumbed into servitutde and indoctrinated to do anything your party wants and oppose everything the other party does. A bi-partisan servant of the Elite.

Irony is just one of the many things he doesn’t understand

No.

Accusation equals confession. Second law of Trump.

Not to mention someone who can’t seem open his mouth without lying

Nope. And neither do any of the idiots who support him.

Disgusting but true!

It’s not half, though. A lot of people don’t even vote

The poorest, least educated, most ignorant half at that.

In 3 1/2 years Trump and the GOP did more positive things for the country and The People, especially veterans, women and minorities, than the previous four presidents combined; make that five if you include Biden. And, I can prove it.

I hadn’t heard “Cheetolini” yet. Good one!

Cheetolini sounds like a dangerously cheesy delicious pasta

This can get anyone down. But Nationalism is nothing new, as history shows, or the effect. Major General William Tecumseh Sherman and others suffered serious breakdowns because of Southern secession over slavery. President Lincoln was wise to keep his faith and not hate anyone. This helped others do the same. Especially when many families were divided as they are now. It is a choice of Liberty, Justice and Equality for All, or for only just a select few. MAGA wants absolute power and control to take away more of our rights, social security and Medicare. We need to vote them out. Some 2,300 years ago, Plato saw during the political strife of his day how shadows of false ideas on the wall of our mind can hold us bound if we fail to see the light of reason and education, as to why we'd dominate anyone. MAGA refuses to realize and resolve their hate. It's important we do. We have a God who will help us if we ask. 1 Kings 22 Who said some 2,500 years ago: "If you see something you dislike in someone, look within. In meditation, go deep. No fight. No blame. Don't take things to the hilt." Jesus was more specific in Matthew 15 : 19 about knowing the evil in us. It can keep us from succumbing, like hating those who hate us and bear false witness. Jesus prayed for deliverance to His dying day. He prayed for those who crucified Him. So must we for anyone who has harmed us. God created Hell for those who make life Hell. Be Well Please seek support or therapy with someone who can help. In Him +

You have no hope. Trump is coming, hard.

Same here :*)

@@yuntakukai1002I believe that’s what he said to Stormy Daniels too, poor girl. Worst 90 seconds of her life

Doubtful. More and more of those who went to that ‘peaceful protest’ on January 6, 2021 are being identified Charged Pleading guilty Sent to prison. If they’ve been sent to federal prison, they lose the right to vote for the duration of their sentence. Most have been sentenced to 7+ years.@@yuntakukai1002