Fun Tax Write-Offs | Trump Falls Asleep In Court | Billy Joel’s CBS Concert Cutoff

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Stephen has a new accountant, the former president’s criminal trial kicked off in New York City, and Billy Joel fans were left in shock when a broadcast of the artist’s concert came to an abrupt end on Sunday night.
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@user-xc1xg8ob4o 28 күн бұрын

"In the courtroom, the mighty courtroom, the Mango sleeps tonight"

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 28 күн бұрын

🎵🎶🤣💙😆👏👍

@Commenting-answering 28 күн бұрын

Hush my Trumpie, don’t speak my Trumpie, … EVER!

@vedwalker3974 28 күн бұрын

He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there, He tanna here, he tanna there...

@LPS-mh8kx 28 күн бұрын

Bwahahaha 😂

@mariekastler5391 28 күн бұрын

A Wing A Wok, A Wing A Wok...

@alicesrabbit7126 28 күн бұрын

Lmao, Trump whinning about missing his son's graduation...and what was he doing just after the birth of his son, again???

@elviarodriguez3908 28 күн бұрын

Mela said, don't bother to show at my son's graduation, you weren't there when he was born, your just try to get out of being in court to face your transgressions.

@SUZSMITH 28 күн бұрын

Seems like perfect bookends

@MrJBA79 28 күн бұрын

... assuming Barron graduates. He is a tRump after all, so he is a born failure.

@taggah2000 28 күн бұрын

@@elviarodriguez3908 can you provide a source for this? This would be beautiful and I so want it to be true, but it would also be very uncharacteristic of her to so harshly and publicly bite the hand that feeds her, and it is so easy for someone else to pass off something made up as true.

@johnsmithe4656 28 күн бұрын

@@taggah2000 There were no quotes. I think it's just wishful thinking, not meant to be taken seriously. That might be well what Melania says to Trump, but remember, she also wore a jacket with "i dont reely care do u?" spray painted on the back of it when visiting children imprisoned in concentration camps by her husband. So excuse me for not giving that witch the benefit of the doubt.

@Joy-tk8qj 28 күн бұрын

Watching the people behind Trump squirm during his “speech” was priceless!😆🤣

@Mortthemoose 28 күн бұрын

They were REALLY bored!!! I was watching all of them, and non of them were paying any attention to him! 😂😂

@pattyayers 28 күн бұрын

I like watching the people in back of him, fascinating

@helentaylor7132 26 күн бұрын

At beginning of clip I saw a big yawn back there.

@normanreyome8237 26 күн бұрын

The smell was wafting.....

@user-tn3qf1gg1j 25 күн бұрын

Tuff way to earn $40 bucks being put to sleep by the Orange pumpkin head's whingathon

@sharolhathaway6836 28 күн бұрын

Don Snorleone-the Nodfather! What a buffoon!

@lostintranslation7652 24 күн бұрын

😂Or also: the Snorefather… Look who’s snoring now. 😄

@charlesmartin1121 28 күн бұрын

'If Trump can be convicted there, he can be convicted anywhere...it's up to you New York, New York.'

@satori2890 28 күн бұрын

Even old Alcatraz has been re named for....

@solvseus 28 күн бұрын

Former guy: if I can be indicted, anyone can. Everyone else: well... yeah. Duh. 🤨

@tanazinn8484 28 күн бұрын

👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

@deenormus1975 28 күн бұрын

😃I flippin’ love u for that.

@dvdhr1 28 күн бұрын

we see what you did here

@Lionize728 28 күн бұрын

Trump's recounting of Gettysburg was the best episode of "Drunk History" I've ever seen.

@bobbarker1798 28 күн бұрын

Good one.

@kevincahill5363 28 күн бұрын

you got me laughing!

@chriskelly6559 28 күн бұрын

Hard to believe he was actually sober, can't imagine what he'd be like drunk.

@dianetucker8644 26 күн бұрын

Probably he has never heard of this history, but anything that sounds like a burger would certainly interest him. Haven't laugh't out loud for some true. Thanks Stephen!

@dianetucker8644 26 күн бұрын

Haven't laughed out loud for some time . . .

@triciac1019 28 күн бұрын

"The people of New York, that's us." Love it!

@andrewburleson9846 28 күн бұрын

WAY TO GO NEW YORK! I’m applauding on behalf of your many, many, many CALIFORNIA FANS Your Courts can do it! Hurrah!

@ronaldharding3927 27 күн бұрын

I love the English language. It never fails that those who cry that immigrants "must speak English" don't know the language, ie. the individual in his post who used 'aloud' for 'allowed'. It's unusual for a 'genious' to butcher the King's English, but he does it on a regular basis. It also chaps my derriere when someone reels over the pronouns one uses to describe themselves when 90% of US citizens don't know how to use them anyway. I suppose Trump can blame immigrants for his incredibly inept English, since he's blaming them for poisoning my blood. Well I'm one poisoning ScotsIrish immigrant who demands that my POTUS speak understandable English to set the example for five year olds on the ART OF THE SPEAKING.

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 28 күн бұрын

How can anyone listen to this guy & think he’s capable of running our country??? He speaks yabba dabba do.

@Achdujeh 28 күн бұрын

or as Kimmel pointed out: yabba dabba doofus ^^

@MM-vv8mt 28 күн бұрын

Yabba dabba doodoo

@JohnHF1957 28 күн бұрын

Neither of the two main candidates in becoming President will "run" the country. They are not up to all aspects of the job. The decisions will be made by advisors. That has already been the case with some issues in the past eight years. If Trump had made every decision during his presidency the country would have been ruined beyond repair.

@maryroberts589 28 күн бұрын

@@MM-vv8mtI love the Google translation of your comment! It's what we would have gotten if he had joined the other candidates on stage during the Rep debates!!

@beth8775 28 күн бұрын

Fred Flinstone would do a better job!

@gottadance07 28 күн бұрын

I’ve said for years that Colbert keeps me sane. He’s a genius!

@cheska2024 28 күн бұрын

I've said the very same thing.

@takata98 28 күн бұрын

In 2018 - 2019 after I introduced friends in the UK to Colbert, they said watching shows satirizing the antics of 45, it helped them laugh rather than despair! But they still couldn't understand why the US made him 45!

@care2think611 28 күн бұрын

So true! And he's a national treasure. I'm sure his writers are right there with him. He's doing his part to inform while entertaining us about the serious threat to the country we love.

@gottadance07 28 күн бұрын

@@care2think611, yes, the writers are incredible!

@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282 28 күн бұрын

@@care2think611 He really cares about our country!

@albertwjoell 28 күн бұрын

Absolutely! ...it's up to you New York, New York! Be vicious and beautiful and horrible and put Don Yawn in jail, in so many ways, even uphill me boys!

@LazyJack2003 28 күн бұрын

Got to love the "That´s us!" Today, I am a New Yorker, too! Greetings from Europe!

@triciac1019 28 күн бұрын

Even though I live in Utah, I will be a New Yorker for this whole trial.

@tdsoldier3198 28 күн бұрын

After falling asleep in court today, I think Trump has earned the name Don Snoreleone.

@indigowolf556 28 күн бұрын

Lol😅😅😅

@erickhart8046 28 күн бұрын

😂

@solvseus 28 күн бұрын

Dang, that was better than mine

@tanazinn8484 28 күн бұрын

👍🤣🤣🤣

@ladydragon5526 28 күн бұрын

😂 Okay best comment ever

@WolfsToob 28 күн бұрын

The “Gettysburg Word Salad”, such a powerful and beautiful and horrific and special and uphill speech!

@Auggie1949 28 күн бұрын

I loved that Gettysburg Garbled Word Salad. Listened to it more than once and saved it. It really does sound like something the orange poopy idiot would say or try to say.

@geridinewhite869 28 күн бұрын

Huh ?😂😂

@markjacobs3665 28 күн бұрын

Imagine being in the Fraternity of Presidents and realize....he's one of us. 😂😢😮

@wonderrob3225 28 күн бұрын

The animatronics in Disney's Hall of Presidents are designed without the ability to experience emotions like embarrassment. Otherwise, they might feel ashamed to share the stage with tRump

@johnpozios 28 күн бұрын

Gettysburg Word Salad 😂😂😂

@jonellepatterson82 28 күн бұрын

Just finished watching "The Lying Detective" where Sherlock Holmes referred to Culverton Smith as "This creature, that rotting thing is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil." Perfect description of Trump.

@Mortthemoose 28 күн бұрын

With Jeremy Brett?

@antique7391 28 күн бұрын

Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial site at Pearl Harbor several years ago. His question: “so what was this all about”? True story..

@dthomas9230 28 күн бұрын

AT ARLINGTON THE FORMER MORON-IN-CHIEF ASKED "What was in it for them?"

@paulgibbon5991 28 күн бұрын

In a way, I kind of envy the guy. Imagine living life like that. No doubt, no uncertainty, no anxiety that you don't know something or you're not up to a task. And enough superficial charisma and wealth that reality need never intrude on you.

@CelesteKnowles 27 күн бұрын

true.

@danieldavidson2387 27 күн бұрын

He called those who died there "suckers" and "losers."

@truhhhhhhhokIII3 27 күн бұрын

@@paulgibbon5991they say ignorance is bliss, and he is so much bliss😂

@laalaa99stl 28 күн бұрын

Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!

@c0mpu73rguy 28 күн бұрын

That he ran down like a champ (or was it a chimp?), I know it because he bragged about it (old age is terrifying).

@chuyocaca4153 28 күн бұрын

😂🤣

@laalaa99stl 28 күн бұрын

This from the guy who calls his nemesis Sleepy Joe? All the while he's Dozin' Donny? At least he was the opposite of woke. 👍

@sevendegrees 28 күн бұрын

I hope Dozin Donnie sticks!

@solvseus 28 күн бұрын

A poster above said "Don Snorleone", but yours is good too.

@verceleslaron5108 28 күн бұрын

Droolin' donnie😅😅😅

@user-re9ui1ji1b 28 күн бұрын

Yes, DOZIN' DONNIE.....BRILLIANT !!! (of course, the DOSING DROOLER works) LOLOLOL 😏

@TabethaAurochs 28 күн бұрын

Respect to "at least he's not woke!" Kinda surprised nobody else used that 😅

@nicksower6064 28 күн бұрын

I'm surprised Trump didn't say anything about the "Gettysburg Dress."

@Mortthemoose 28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 👗

@Aaron.Thomas 28 күн бұрын

"Ever notice how Robert E Lee is out of favor" he says... oh, you mean ever since the civil war?

@ivareskesner2019 28 күн бұрын

Of course he is bored, fidgety and lethargic all at the same time. Nobody has made him pay attention like this since he was in school. It's exhausting for him. He's used to being the one making people fidgety, bored and lethargic. Now he is rediscovering what that feels like. I have to say that there's a definite sense of schadenfreude to this (a sense of delight in other's misfortune). It's good to see people like this get humbled. It's therapeutic. Rekindles your faith in justice and humanity. Because it's very easy to lose those these days.

@shirleyrombough8173 28 күн бұрын

Schadenfreude only when it's trump who is finally getting his due.

@bonnys3015 28 күн бұрын

The only reason I am enjoying his discomfort (and praying his stock falls to >$1.00 per share) is because of how hateful a person he is. When he made 'fun' of the disabled reporter, that was it for me. I have absolutely no use for him or his DREADFUL family.

@robertcowan7610 28 күн бұрын

He can't lay out lines of Adderall or Cocaine any time he wants to while in the hot seat at a New York state courthouse ( finally ) being held accountable for the state crimes he committed that are related to the federal crimes that he and Bill Barr corruptly protected him from, and that is why he's nodding off, and part of the reason he can never be allowed anywhere near political office ever again for the remainder of his natural life ( which he should be spending in prison).

@pattyayers 28 күн бұрын

Yes, we know the word 🙄

@pattyayers 28 күн бұрын

@@bonnys3015 And that was 8 1/2 years ago

@vinniediesel1369 28 күн бұрын

Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

@Harald- 28 күн бұрын

That's exactly what 68 million supporters love about him.

@kousoumarendall7948 28 күн бұрын

It's a narcistic person kown as the criminal Donald J Trump.

@vlh5114 28 күн бұрын

Hey…perfect description of Harry & Rachel Meghan Markle! When is the MSM going to start exposing those 2 grifters & give H a swift kick out of this country!

@Washougalite1 28 күн бұрын

Add malignant narcissist and we have IQ45 🎉

@caniican 28 күн бұрын

Daddy...is that you???😈

@MultisportOfficial 28 күн бұрын

Colbert used to refuse to say his name. He should go back to that, simply calling him, "the defendant."

@okkietrooy6841 28 күн бұрын

I am non-american and am barely educated in american history. Even I could recognize that the former president had no idea about what happened at Gettysburgh. Now I know a lot more about this battle because I read Wikepedia about the subject. Obviously very basic stuff but in about 15 minutes I knew far more about this stuff than the former president.

@samuela-aegisdottir 23 күн бұрын

Another non-American here, I also clearly recognised that he doesn't have a clue. And I also googled the battle awterwards. I wonder if Trump even know about the existence of Wikipedia.

@gerrymercado3182 28 күн бұрын

Now officially he’s the laughingstock of the whole world 😄🤣😂

@kerrynicholls6683 28 күн бұрын

What? I’m sorry to tell you but he’s been officially the world’s biggest laughingstock since 2016. Trust me I live on the world, outside of America 🇺🇸. Lots of Love ❤️ from outside, 🌏 that’s it, right down the bottom. If you guessed Australia 🇦🇺, you win. Nothing. But well done 👍

@glenncordova4027 28 күн бұрын

It is 8 years ago, all over again. Remember him speech at the United Nations. He had them rolling in the aisles, patting himself on the back for doing a terrific job of nothing yet.

@carolw8579 28 күн бұрын

Sorry it's way too late for thaT. 🙄

@teresapaskell5459 28 күн бұрын

Correct but he’s always been👍

@jandrews6254 27 күн бұрын

You’re late to this party!

@InterestedCitizen 28 күн бұрын

Ha!...So it's time to switch from taunting President Biden for being "sleepy" to Drooling Donald😅😜

@c0mpu73rguy 28 күн бұрын

From his supporters? Not gonna happen. Also just because Trump is senile doesn’t mean Biden isn’t.

@InterestedCitizen 28 күн бұрын

@@c0mpu73rguy I don't care what mentally ill MAGA people support or think.

@antoniograncino3506 28 күн бұрын

Donald challenged Joe to a drool...

@InterestedCitizen 28 күн бұрын

@@antoniograncino3506 Yep.

@martinblunden4689 28 күн бұрын

@@c0mpu73rguyyeah,but only one of them is facing criminal charges?😊

@valerieleigh77 28 күн бұрын

His Gettysburg rant sounds like a 12 year old who didn't study trying to just ramble through a class presentation 😅

@patchgen 27 күн бұрын

But a 12 yr old's rambling makes more sense than Trump.

@kiki19822 26 күн бұрын

All of his speeches sound the same way.

@XtinaCMV 25 күн бұрын

As a 5th grade social studies teacher, I can 10000% confirm this. Pathetic lol.

@ronlucius5034 24 күн бұрын

A book report

@tammystockley-loughlin7680 26 күн бұрын

I saw Billy Joel at Boston Garden a long time ago...THE BEST CONCERT. The energy made your hair stand up a little. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

@magster6022 28 күн бұрын

He has no f'ing idea what happened at Gettysburg!😂

@Commenting-answering 28 күн бұрын

I was amazed he knew it was in Pennsylvania. I figured he thought it was in Slovenia.

@mesaeddie 28 күн бұрын

So sad how Lee somehow has fallen out of favor. What a dip shit.

@ThatOpalGuy 28 күн бұрын

Just tell him it was where his cult got their traitorous butts handed to them.

@nickyreed8341 28 күн бұрын

Not one fraction of an idea!!

@Jerry-oo8hd 28 күн бұрын

Or where it is…he was 2 1/2 hours away in Shneksville

@al_lahn4264 28 күн бұрын

Trump's Gettysburg ramble reminds me so much of the kids in history class who clearly didn't prepare for their presentations but got up and said whatever came to mind anyway.

@johnsmithe4656 28 күн бұрын

Using purposely vague and sometimes contradictory terms, like a psychic with their predictions, just so you can claim you got something right, never mind all the wrong stuff. It demonstrates a tremendous lack of respect for everyone in the room. Not just that you didn't prepare, but that you thought so little of your audience that you think it doesn't even matter, or that they're dumb enough to buy it. It's truly childish. As an adult, if you don't prepare, you don't gas light everyone and insult their intelligence; you say, "I'm so sorry I did not prepare for this, I won't waste your time any more; let me go prepare and we'll try this again later." Not preparing is bad enough, but then acting like you did or that it doesn't matter is downright offensive and everyone should hate you for it.

@trueblue6201 28 күн бұрын

That is so blatantly clear, I can't believe that everyone doesn't see it.

@gePanzerTe 28 күн бұрын

Those guys are sooooo old. The battle of the Granpas... 😅

@DeeSeeTheCast 28 күн бұрын

Hahaha

@vjr5261 28 күн бұрын

That is exactly the case. That’s what he is.

@guynorth3277 28 күн бұрын

"Do cheer to loud, we may need you for jury duty" ! How you helped me through these nightmare years, Stephen.

@reneelibby4885 27 күн бұрын

he's a National Treasure

@Alex-xn8pq 28 күн бұрын

His evangelicals from the southern states must love his "beautiful" battle quote. If memory serves the Confederacy lost at Gettysburg and retreated back into Virginia.

@user-gx2uu7jd3v 28 күн бұрын

Whomever wrote the 3K joke is BRILLIANT!!!!

@LindaC616 28 күн бұрын

Whoever 🙂 Uncertain jackal-we don't know if Seth is going to feed us this week

@Justusson 28 күн бұрын

The joke was worth more than the fine itself,..

@lynnhettrick7588 26 күн бұрын

@@LindaC616It looks like no Seth this week. He didn’t say “see me next week” (because he was being strangled) and I think he was on Kimmel.

@LindaC616 26 күн бұрын

@lynnhettrick7588 yes, I saw that

@user-gx2uu7jd3v 19 күн бұрын

@@LindaC616 sometimes autocorrect gets things wrong 😂😂🤗, thank you for the correction! 😊😊😊

@TheRealcdawg22 28 күн бұрын

Let's go, People of the State of New York! We are pulling for you!

@Commenting-answering 28 күн бұрын

Make us proud. Convict his ass.

@alexcarr8503 28 күн бұрын

Start spreading the news. It's up to you New York,,, New York.

@SUZSMITH 28 күн бұрын

Damn, we’re the only ones that told the rest of the country this shyster was no good.

@cindymayer3863 28 күн бұрын

I have lots of relatives in up state NY, and they hate t45

@TheRealcdawg22 28 күн бұрын

@@cindymayer3863 He makes it so easy to hate him. He has destroyed a lot of lives.

@markshepardsongs 28 күн бұрын

Simply great writing. And we NEED the humor in these terrifying times. Thank you.

@robin2012ism 27 күн бұрын

The Daily Endorphin.

@unifiedvision999 27 күн бұрын

I wonder if Trump has any idea that Gettysburg was the battle that was the turning point where the South started to get it's ass kicked.

@philoctetes_wordsworth 28 күн бұрын

I swear, he is having mini-strokes, right before our eyes.

@tinkerstrade3553 28 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's already had several mini strokes. His reaction when it happens is to devolve into gibberish, while it was zoning out for Moscow Mitch. Seriously, being in our 70s, my wife and I have had this conversation with her doctor. (Strokes are a thing in her family!) And I have noted it in friends and family. Nope, not a doctor, just an old geezer that has tried to pay attention.

@kousoumarendall7948 28 күн бұрын

I wish that it's true.😊😅

@yourmomisvaxxed5570 28 күн бұрын

I’m really hoping it’s from Long COVID because that means his body will not be able to keep up with this pace no matter what his team tries. I have similar speech issues from Long COVID, and he sounds like the days my therapist suggests we just do a half session 😆

@yourmomisvaxxed5570 28 күн бұрын

@@tinkerstrade3553absolutely he has a distinct neurological problem. Like, in the wiring, not just intelligence. He is rapidly degrading.

@beckybertolino8056 28 күн бұрын

I've said don the con is stroking for a heart attack

@ChandlerSomborac 28 күн бұрын

For a guy who doesn't drink, Trump *still* sounds drunk when he talks.

@alicetelford9027 28 күн бұрын

Trump has been having a series mini strokes, the big one will occur soon.

@meganm1074 28 күн бұрын

Doctors who look at his speeches say he has dementia.

@alwood9148 28 күн бұрын

he should take it up

@ericparrish1515 28 күн бұрын

Lucky he can afford to drink

@MaryBravado-wy8iq 28 күн бұрын

Adderall

@OkinMuc 28 күн бұрын

Mr. Colbert is ON FIRE! Awesome, awesome monologue!

@seosamh.forbes 28 күн бұрын

Growing up in the south, they instill into you a degree of respect for Robert E Lee whether you want it or not, but to say he's ever been IN FAVOR, when he was undeniably a traitor? Maybe when he was a US Army general, but when he became a CS Army general he then and forever fell out of favor.

@bethbrooks8197 28 күн бұрын

Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!

@publicuser2534 28 күн бұрын

More like a neurologist…his slurring speech is getting bad. I sound ten times better drunk.

@billroberts7881 28 күн бұрын

*"Guilty as charged. send him to Jail!"* Although Trump is to be considered "INNOCENT until PROVEN guilty" he absolutely SHOULD be cooling his heels in jail between court time, due to his continual violation of the gag order imposed on him. Everybody BUT that hypocritical snowflake would be behind bars if WE did even a fraction of the blatant violations of law he has done while in office, admitted to publically on TV, and at the "hate, fear, and ignorance" roadshows he and his severely brainwashed Trump cult worshipers call rallies.

@BrattyBetty 28 күн бұрын

Remember when Trump said Revolutionary War Troops ‘took over the Airports’ in his Fourth of July Speech ?

@gregbors8364 28 күн бұрын

They also rammed the ramparts. (Lest we forget) 🇺🇸

@pdoggo64 28 күн бұрын

Yeah, somehow that doesn't get the level of attention it deserves... Imagine if Biden said that...

@dawnstanley1733 28 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yep.

@jamesturner2126 28 күн бұрын

☠️

@DissectGibberish 28 күн бұрын

@Sheila-su5he Trump makes up stuff all the time, it's just gotten to the point where everyone sees it. Pity nobody caught him at it and made sure that everyone else knew about it, so that they could embarrass him.

@jaohonaxa 28 күн бұрын

Trump talking about Gettysburg has serious: “kid who forgot to do the reading” energy

@BradloRaul 28 күн бұрын

Remember when he told us he uses “all the best words”? Now we know he meant all at once! “Wow!”

@humdrumdontsuccumb 28 күн бұрын

I wish his lawyer had just printed "GUILTY!" on the note to get a reaction🤣🤣

@carolynpiersanti5851 28 күн бұрын

That Ken Burns bit...absolutely priceless!!! I cant stop laughing!!!

@mikekolokowsky 28 күн бұрын

Never fight uphill, me boys, and they’ll never get me Lucky Charms!

@celestemoon 28 күн бұрын

"Never fight a pill, me boys..." Don Snoreleone never has, after all

@michellelivingstone904 28 күн бұрын

I'm in tears. Laughing so much.

@Iluthra 28 күн бұрын

Tell our grandchildren about? I will never give trump another thought after November 5th 2024. Gone and forgotten.

@AmericanTeacher-USA 28 күн бұрын

We hope ..... 🙏.

@leel69540 28 күн бұрын

It's hard to get rid of roaches..

@or2ak 28 күн бұрын

Trump will run again in 2028 and Maga will follow.

@curiosdogg 28 күн бұрын

I've thought that before too.

@pepsiwepsi1952 28 күн бұрын

Yeah, Good Luck with that. Not MAGA but you are dumb if you believe that‘s the last of his influence.

@mynameisworld 28 күн бұрын

Trump has no idea what Gettysburg is. 😂

@keitholsen8787 28 күн бұрын

Well, he got it right what state it’s in. Not anything else though.

@oldauntzibby4395 28 күн бұрын

@@keitholsen8787are you saying he isn't sure of the Gettysburg address?

@vsznry 28 күн бұрын

@@oldauntzibby4395 we're saying #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@darkstorm0433 28 күн бұрын

Yeah, this is the guy who also said that Andrew Jackson could have stopped the Civil War if he wanted to. He doesn't know the first thing about American history, what a clown😂

@heathergaston436 28 күн бұрын

Sounds like the kid in 3rd grade who didn't even open the book and ad-libs a book report.

@patricksanders858 28 күн бұрын

Can you imagine what its like to wake up in court, sitting in a warm pile of your own feces?

28 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

@robin2012ism 27 күн бұрын

it Depends.

@chrisallen8250 26 күн бұрын

I can't but he sure can.

@Mortthemoose 28 күн бұрын

10/10 Stephen! 😂😂😂 Watching from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🌍💐

@sharonmoore4381 28 күн бұрын

When trump was talking about adlithin and Gettysburg. I love to watch the people behind him it was so funny some guy yawning the girl next to him I would love to know what she was saying 1 guy looking at the sign he was carrying and everyone looking like they were going to sleep except the blond smiling like a demented chipmunk 🐿️

@patricedhanis-rouse3777 28 күн бұрын

He had NO idea what actually happened at Gettysburg.

@brianh.4185 28 күн бұрын

I can’t believe you didn’t point out the dude making faces over Chump’s left shoulder.

@QUICKBOOKS1 28 күн бұрын

Kimmel mentioned it! I couldn't see it, at first, until that video showed me where to look! NOW, I can see it! The show left out, "Ain't No Crime", too. That would have been a perfect connention to Trump & Billy Joel.

@dceplay 27 күн бұрын

Great song!

@loramoore2714 28 күн бұрын

I didn’t know how wonderful this ending would feel, Sweet…thanks Colbert andstaff♥️🌀

@Ravencall 28 күн бұрын

That pink cheeked boy in the background yawning and dozing 😂.

@sherrivance1254 28 күн бұрын

I love how "you look at what's happening..." is his favorite fix-his-language phrase

@williamweber8573 27 күн бұрын

Big thanks to Steven an his writers! It’s got to be difficult to make trumps behavior funny…God knows we need to laugh! Cheers 🍻

@faustrocket565 28 күн бұрын

Damn, Trump makes it easy for anyone to see the teacher's point of view of knowing that the student didn't do their homework.

@JCTiggs1 28 күн бұрын

"Sleepy Donnie"...how the tables have turned 🎉😂

@jc1204 28 күн бұрын

I love New York. Thank you

@danimuspiritus 28 күн бұрын

In Canada if you work with Animals and you bring yours with you to work, you can deduct their treats, food, etc. It’s GREAT

@O.G.MISFIT 28 күн бұрын

Lack of Adderall has Trump lounging on the defendants table of shame

@TecKnoChoCoLaTe 28 күн бұрын

Either that or his lawyers sedated him

@TygerBleuToo 28 күн бұрын

He’s been known to use Adderal for energy and other drugs to come down. I think it’s probably best if he sleeps.

@bilateralrope8643 28 күн бұрын

@@TygerBleuToo If he's asleep, he won't disrupt the trial as much. So the trial proceeds smoothly and he avoids getting into more trouble. A win/win.

@BradloRaul 28 күн бұрын

Hey, he has to save his energy for ranting about how he’s a victim late into the night! You know he’s been treated worse than any president including Abraham Lincoln? Right?

@Alma1826 28 күн бұрын

Watching from abroad I don’t understand not all words in English spoken by Steven but I am so appreciating his way to present the jokes. He and the whole team are very talented and intelligent people. So funny to watch! Love it!

@mlbrooks4066 28 күн бұрын

don't feel bad. It's wordplay - he makes a lot of words up because they are funny sounding and tell the truth at the same time.

@indubioprosecco7 28 күн бұрын

Stephen is so handsome and smart.

@samuela-aegisdottir 23 күн бұрын

English is not my first language either, but I clearly understood that Trump had no clue what happened at Gettysburg.

@janusatthegate6201 28 күн бұрын

Trump has not been gagged--yet. Only in the courtroom. He needs to be ACTUALLY gagged.

@kiki19822 26 күн бұрын

He makes me gag.

@charlottefox4775 27 күн бұрын

Oh, Stephen, you never disappoint ❣️ the little medley was spot on🙌🥰

@InterestedCitizen 28 күн бұрын

Oh my gosh, the letter writing portion is fantastic! Very very good🙌

@DustyJones1997BGCL 28 күн бұрын

Day 1 of the former guy's trial and he's already snoozing. Looks like he won't make it through the week, let alone 6-8 weeks. Can't wait to see him in a jail cell.

@markfoster1520 28 күн бұрын

I had to reply......you were stuck on "45"!

@ttacking_you 28 күн бұрын

You think Biden should be in jail. And you're a trump supporter @@markfoster1520. I'm just guessing because I didn't get your comment ? But I saw that exclamation point outside the quotation marks and that just had MAGA written all over it.

@Subliminalgaly44 28 күн бұрын

You think? He’s never had a 9-5

@violethbarrera2625 28 күн бұрын

I think that man is making another show He and his family and " friends" are planning for getting more money and continue lying to get into the White House. So people of The United States wake up. Make noisy so this group of corrupts pay. Jail and return money taken .

@WyvernYT 27 күн бұрын

Imagine doing so many crimes you fall asleep during your own trial...

@radinsyah1574 28 күн бұрын

It’s official. A President of the United States of America has no meaningful knowledge about the war at Gettysburg 😂 And America wants to re-elect him? 😂 😂 😂

@lifewithdogs7572 28 күн бұрын

Freedom of Speech is, being able to hold a view on religious and political views with out being arrested for having those views. Freedom of speech does not mean you have the right to mouth off and annoy the crap out of everyone, and speak louder then someone because you don't like what they are saying. Some people jsut need to shut the hell up.

@samuela-aegisdottir 23 күн бұрын

And to prove he didn't have a clue, he called it "the right to talk".

@wandatownes7387 28 күн бұрын

Stephen is enjoying this soooo much😂😂😂😂

@takata98 28 күн бұрын

Yes I am! lol.

@ChainReactionsProductions 28 күн бұрын

As a professional musician I can’t tell you how excited I got when I learned that all musical equipment purchases (including any instruments) up to $250,000 are tax deductible!!! Almost as excited as when I learned that Trump is finally seeing a crumb of accountability for his crimes!!!

@martavillanueva1062 28 күн бұрын

'a crumb' is right

@antoniograncino3506 28 күн бұрын

Ah, but your travel and lodging and meal costs as a working musician are no longer deductible.

@timtheskeptic1147 28 күн бұрын

I still don't see a Stradivarius in my future, but it's a start.

@ChainReactionsProductions 28 күн бұрын

@@antoniograncino3506 sure that’s true but I think I can live with losing a few hundred dollars on gas, hotels, and food if it means I can deduct like $2500-$5000 from buying a guitar, an amp head, some speakers and other miscellaneous equipment I need lol

@alimfuzzy 28 күн бұрын

As a former multimedia developer, I could claim dvds as reference material.

@strings2wood 28 күн бұрын

Nodding off? Sedated by his lawyers!!!!!!!!

@nunyadambizness6286 28 күн бұрын

You can see how it is PHYSICALLY taxing him to go thru all this by the footage of him walking into the court hallway. Watch how he halts, and prepares himself before stepping to the press...I LOVE IT

@muzicfreek1986 28 күн бұрын

Omg hearing him bumble his way through the Gettysburg thing was beyond painful....how in the name of all that is holy, unholy, and otherwise, is that the man that so many people want as our preisdent again!? Someone throw a history book at him, please?!

@generalmalaise458 28 күн бұрын

Did you see Jimmy Kimmel’s show? He wrote Trump’s whole Gettysburg speech on a blackboard. It looks plagiarized from a pre schoolers book report.

@QUICKBOOKS1 28 күн бұрын

@@generalmalaise458 I just saw that one, and, switched back here! I would have left the mark as an "F"!

@likespurple2261 27 күн бұрын

Aptly put.

@muzicfreek1986 27 күн бұрын

@generalmalaise458 no, I missed that! I'll have to go look for it.

@sarahsnowe 27 күн бұрын

"Someone throw a history book at him, please"---a really heavy one, preferably dropped from a great height.

@chrisjohnson535 28 күн бұрын

*** HOW is EVERYONE not talking about the guy over trumps left shoulder during the gettysburg comments?!?!?! His faces are PRICELESS! Had us dying laughing!!!

@elliegolfam4939 27 күн бұрын

Brilliant, Stephen!! The Ken Burns updated documentary..."every man, woman, camera and future TV..." Hahahaha😂😂😂

@YDREAMIN 23 күн бұрын

Love Ken Burns

@mariaschneider10 27 күн бұрын

“Sing us a song……you’re the oboe guy?” Thank you, Stephen for even mentioning the oboe - this Oboe Gal

@alansmitheejr. 28 күн бұрын

Lincoln was a poet in Gettysburg,Trump only rambled incoherently about it.

@user-re9ui1ji1b 28 күн бұрын

A FIRST GRADER is a POET in comparison to Dump Truck. 😝

@publicuser2534 28 күн бұрын

My five year old niece speaks more coherently.

@jacobdavis1768 28 күн бұрын

Look at the people behind him when he talks about Gettysburg. Not a single person listening. All are thinking "how long do I have to stand here in order to get my check?"

@LazyJack2003 28 күн бұрын

Please make this trial run for 3 months at least. The longer Trump is away from campaigning the better.

@lynnhettrick7588 26 күн бұрын

A few Trumpers have said they won’t vote him if he gets convicted. So we need that by September or October.

@sammy4395 27 күн бұрын

OMG the writers on Steven Colbert Late Show are hilarious and Colbert himself delivers like no one else! Fantastic !

@justrosy5 28 күн бұрын

"Win by a hair." Somewhere in the great beyond, Jonny Carson has a special gleam in his eye! Well done! ❤

@markanderson3740 28 күн бұрын

10 to 1 he was riding the vallium train to keep him from opening his mouth and screwing his lawyers, again.

@virginiaamorebieta 27 күн бұрын

He’s so sad in every way but frightening is his support still. It’s amazing that it would be offensive to make fun of an elderly person’s speech but not Trump. Keep up the great work 😂

@OscarLangleySoryu 28 күн бұрын

America ADORES Colbert 🥰😻💕

@earFront 28 күн бұрын

tRump and the three K's . . . . . . .very true and funny.

@elviarodriguez3908 28 күн бұрын

It sure contradicts hugging a black women, his KKK support are going to question his white supremacy loyalty.

@margaretmcallister5422 28 күн бұрын

Sorry, Billy Joel, that CBS "Carelessly cut you and laughed while you're bleeding". No fair.

@CaliforniaBushman 28 күн бұрын

CBS later sent out a nice long apologetic paragraph over it. And promised to rebroadcast the whole concert in it's entirety next week 😃.

@sandralynnsparks3468 28 күн бұрын

Even the Trumpies behind Trump at Schnecksville were falling asleep...

@SS-wu5du 28 күн бұрын

What was Robert E. Lee famous quote? “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”

@Kellie08 28 күн бұрын

To ask for $K K K for violating his gag order on the first day of trial is absolutely ridiculous. He would just be paying for the ability to threaten people -- with other people’s money and he’d laugh while doing it.

@CryptoKing-ic3er 28 күн бұрын

Trump is like, I anyway slept with Stormy, now time to sleep with stormy in the court house. Except this time it lasted longer.. 😂😂😂

@twhite8308 28 күн бұрын

Stormy Monday

@lynemac2539 28 күн бұрын

Tuesday's just as bad.

@TheWtfanime 28 күн бұрын

That 3 K joke was spot on Anyone who's under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run for any office... it's just common sense.

@Tonyhouse1168 28 күн бұрын

*allowed But also, yes.

@peggywoods4327 28 күн бұрын

I snort-laughed at that one.

@takata98 28 күн бұрын

The irony is SCOTUS hasn't the conscience to recognize that fact by ruling he can remain on the ballot.

@Trigm 28 күн бұрын

You do realize that includes *traffic tickets*, right?

@Washougalite1 28 күн бұрын

@@Trigm Traffic is usually civil not criminal

@retriever19golden55 28 күн бұрын

I wish someone would ask Trump who commanded the Federal troops at Gettysburg. He won't have a clue.

@AlWorth9738 27 күн бұрын

Most people wouldn't... because of public school... names & dates... no details of any of the events... is what most of us were taught.

@marscoriad213 28 күн бұрын

6:10 whoever came up with Adlithin verbus Predaderp deserves a raise

@mr.joshua6818 28 күн бұрын

Those old letters from Civil War soldiers always get me 😢

@trilliarobinson7862 28 күн бұрын

And each one using words more coherently and eloquently than Trump.

@jaknkee 28 күн бұрын

@@trilliarobinson7862Covfefe😉

@POLITIMICOST 27 күн бұрын

Stephen at his best!!!! I needed some hearty laughs and he delivered!!