The more I watch you, the more I think your secretly Dougdoug, the glasses are your disguise.

Here in the UK we had a children’s comedy show called ‘Horrible Histories’ In which there was an ongoing mini show called‘Stupid Deaths’ It was a talent show style thing with the judges being just two skeletons and Death himself. The whole show was about various historical figures and the stupid ways that they died. All this is a really long way of saying, Thank you Huggbees for bringing these incredibly dumb way’s people died to even more people.

I have an amazing weird death. It's 1908; there is a formal meeting involving the Kaiser and the highest-ranking officials of the German Empire. Suddenly, infantry general, Dietrich von Hülsen-Haeseler bursts into the room... He is wearing a pink tutu… He proceeds to do a ballet dance, involving "pirouettes, jumps, capers and flirtatious kisses" in front of the Kaiser and all the cabinet members and military leaders in attendance. Upon the dance's completion, von Hülsen-Haeseler immediately had a heart attack and died. This is even funnier when you find out that there were already accusations of homosexuality against the German leadership. That's right, this happened just as they were recovering from an array of scandals. It was actually von Hülsen-Haeseler, who was responsible for covering up the scandals. It's theorized that the dance was either a joke about how ridiculous the idea of him and the cabinet being gay was or it was part of a mental breakdown from the pressure and guilt of hiding his own homosexuality. We don't know because he literally walked in, did an amazing dance, and left the mortal plane with no explanation.

That “I solemnly swear I’m up to no good” joke is so accurate it’s sad

In my Astronomy class the professor told us Tycho was in the presence of the king who was regaling the crowd with a tale, and you simply did not leave the kings presence without permission, and you certainly aren't going to interrupt the king to ask permission. Which is why he couldn't leave to take a piss.

I had two team members, one with the last name York and the other with the last name Lancaster. I constantly played them against each other to see if I could reignite the War of the Roses. No dice, I just ended up with some HR complaints filed against me.

As a proud student of Sam O’Nella academy, I was already aware of the mass hysteria.

I like how you mention old obscure Yu-Gi-Oh references instead of just straight-up mentioning the much more popular and well-known fact Game of Thrones was directly based off of the War of the Roses

Moliere's death is actually even funnier. He had spent his life making fun of doctors, so when people tried to get a doctor for him before he died to try and revive him, no doctor would treat him. They all refused because none of them wanted to treat the man who ridiculed him. Also, last rites were SUPER important. If you didn't get your last rites, you couldn't go to heaven. So they tried to get him his last rites before he passed away. But as fate would have it, Moliere ALSO spent his lifetime making fun of priests. So no priest would give him his last rites. The fourth priest they went to said fine, but it was too late. Ah well I guess lol

We are gonna get to a point where people can trace their ancestors back to these individuals. Imagine having an ancestor who died in say, idk, a massive poopy juice incident

I was waiting for you to mention Tycho Brahe. Definitely one of the stupidest deaths. How did he actually hold his piss for that long? How did he not like jostle his bladder accidentally and end up pissing his pants? The chef who was whining about the seafood had been planning that banquet for weeks and hadn’t slept for days because he was so busy. The seafood likely wasn’t coming and he’d have to tell the king and deal with his wrath. Dude had a legitimate reason to be stressed. I read this story before.

I remember hearing about Tycho Brahe and his sidekick in history class. I had asked my teacher if his "clairvoyant dwarf" were ever wanted for a crime, would he be a small medium at large?

I think another funny French one is when one of Moliere's contemporaries Lully got so angry during his students' musical trainings that he slammed his director's cane into the floor, but he didn't hit the floor, instead he went through the front of his foot. He was offered amputation but refused, dying a gangrenous death

I'm often worried about dying of laughter, but I feel safe while watching your channel. Thank you!

As a Yugioh fan, the obscure Yugioh references had me cracking up in the beginning, especially at the egg head joke. I already know I'm in for a shell of a time.

The molten lead story reminds me of two things: one, that that dude was a fucking badass, and two that different humans can be both insanely lucky and durable, or insanely unlucky and frail. Like there was some lady whose parachute failed and she survived a freefall from a plane to the ground, but there are also people who have died from infected papercuts

You can't imagine the joy and confusion I felt when you said "someone who died from partying" and I thought "Oh I BET he'll talk about Tycho Brahe" and then got disappointed when you sais it's the Dancing Crew just for a few minutes later you ACTUALLY talk about Tycho Brahe. Needless to say we're patiently waiting for a Tycho Brahe video

Tycho also invited his pet moose to a party, and the guests got it so drunk it fell down the stairs and died. He also had a little person employed as a jester to make skits at parties, and his name was Jeppe the Dwarf.

The worst part about those Yugioh references is that I was following along just fine

33:18 I know huggbees himself probably won't see this but this whole talk actually made me feel so, so much better. my boyfriend of four years left me, we planned our future together and before work I'd clean his house make his bed and feed him and then I'd go to work. I did alot for this man for him to randomly leave me for another woman. I've been devasted, spending my days in bed and crying a ton. I considered taking my leftover painkillers from a surgery and letting go but if a 94 year old man can swallow lead and keep fighting then my problems are so small and I can keep kicking too.

This is a fantastic series that I hope you never quit making.

Ah the Dancing Plaque, first heard about that one from the internet's favorite crude and unusual history buff Sam O'Nella. So to see you bring it up sent me back a little bit.

That roast near the end hit hard, but it did unironically did motivate me to go do that workout I was putting off. Thanks hugglebees!

Hope this doesn't get demonetized, you genuinely have some of the highest quality videos on the site. I'm not just saying that because I am uncontrollably attracted to you, but because it's true. Keep up the good work.

Favourite series you’ve done. I think these people would want others to know their names, even if their death was tragically hilarious.

Of all the weird deaths out there nothing beats "death by planet". Still thinking about it to this day.

“See. I didn’t even blink” while telling a lie and wearing pitch black glasses. That’s an extra layer of comedy I enjoy

"See? I didn't even blink." -He says with sunglasses on that make it impossible to see his eyes Hmmmm.

I stopped watching porn for this

Holy shit! Someone remembers Duelist of the Roses and also suffered through it! Mad props to you Huggbees.

Imagine holding your piss until you _literally die,_ that's some anime protagonist willpower

6:15 I played that assassin in a middle school Shakespeare competition, you brought up some deep memories holy shit

I like the fact that you made an obscure yugioh reference instead of low hanging fruit like "i activate pot of greed to draw 2 additional cards from my deck"

Even more of Hugbees's green/blue filming screen making me think he has cool sci-fi hovering headphones

A video on Tycho Brahe would be awesome. This one didn’t even go into his raging parties and his pet moose that would regularly get drunk.

For some reason, I cracked up at Huggbees saying "The whole group decided it would be fun to visit the hospital."

I love half hour videos about random shit, it makes amazing background audio for doing anything

It wasn't the liquid white hot metal being poured down his throat, and searing his insides. It was the poison from the lead like a week later that killed him. I need that kind of power. What training did he do?

the more i see the “weird death” videos, the more i realize that there are more ways to die than i ever thought. Thanks huggbees

I always appreciate a good Yu-Gi-Oh reference.

This opened with “people dying in really weird ways!” I can tell this is going to be good

Huggbees is the result of getting an "offensive" standup comedian, a teenager's humour and the unrelenting arguing prowess of any twitter mom. Also, I got all the yu-gi-oh references jokes on you, I guess.

My weird death balls were starting to turn blue, so thank you for letting me bust it all out.

You know it’s a good day when huggbees uploads

I live for this series. Can't wait to watch this after work today.

Before Henry Hall and the Rudyard Lighthouse, there was Henry Winstanley and the Eddystone Lighthouse, which previously stood in the same spot. Winstanley was a painter among other things, but not an architect. Despite this, he built a lighthouse on a dangerous reef because he was sick of his ships getting wrecked. Being very overconfident in his eccentric design, he proclaimed the wish to be able to stay in the tower during a hypothetical "Greatest storm that ever was". Shortly thereafter, The Storm of 1703 happened while Winstanley happened to be in his tower, and neither were ever seen again.

Tbh when I was younger my sister said something really funny to me and I kept laughing and laughing and laughing and I couldn't stop, I was trying to stop but it was surprisingly difficult and I began to struggle with taking in breaths by how hard I was laughing, usually when that happens my mind would realize I can't breathe and I'd stop laughing to take a breathe but that didn't happen, eventually I couldn't move and I was laying on my side not breathing and any air that I manage to take in went straight back out as a small puff of laughter, my face the entire time was stuck in an open mouth, squinting eyes, giant smile, as if someone took a picture of a person mid laugh but I wasn't mid laugh I was frozen and suffocating with a smile. It was actually my sister who helped me, she became annoyed with how much I was laughing and once I went still she hit me on the back, and that managed to snap me out of it. I wasn't really laughing anymore, it wasn't funny anymore a while ago. So yeah, almost died of laughter wtf.

One not so weird but more absurd death that stuck with was of one Michael Maloy. He was know to live in new york and possibly have been a former firefighter, but the only other two things the people who had to deal with him on a daily basis knew of him was that he was old as hell and an absolute drunkard who would get blackout wasted every chance he could. An after a few too many nights of him harassing customers at a local bar, the owners decided to get rid of him and make a profit while they were at it. They gave Maloy unlimited credit and let him drink as much as he wanted , then took a life insurance payment with one of their associates posing as Maloys brother, all assuming he'd drink himself to death sooner or later. But Maloy just.... didn't, day in and day out he drank more lichor than it would be humanly possible to consume without going into toxic shock, to the point the owners swapped his lichor for straight up wood alcohol, which is so toxic just three shots of it would make you go blind and any more would be fatal. And Maloy just drank his usual ammount and came back the next day like nothing happend. The owners then decided to change strategies, they waited for Maloy to pass out and then drove into the middle of a snowy park, poured water on him and left to let him freeze to death. And whada'ya know he comes back the next day, so then they run him over with their car over 5 times and guess what? He still comes back, so after all that they collectively say "fuck it", pull him into a room once he's passed out, cover his face with towes, open a gas line and stick it in his mouth with that finally killing him from asphixiation. The owners all chered , happy they finally got the old bastard, except the plan had diverted so far from the original draft they had no real good explanation as to why he was dead, and the fraudulent life insurance claim didn't help either. Leading all of them to get executed via the electric chair after being caught.

Your reference to an old obscure ps2 game is why I'm a loyal fan.

7:20 fun fact: along the lines of the dancing plague he is talking about, there was also another incident of mass hysteria where a bunch of nuns wouldn’t stop meowing at people. In fact, it got so bad that the townspeople had to hire militia to threaten to whip them if they wouldn’t stop

Bringing up Gimmick Puppets (an archetype mostly made in ZeXal era) while talking about Battle City (an arc from the Duel Monsters era) kinda hurt my inner Yu-Gi-Oh fan ngl

I like the 30 minute long videos because they fit perfectly with how long it takes for me to pass out from lack of oxygen due to laughing

Gotta admit, this last plague would’ve been a lot more fun if people were dancing to death in the streets. I’d likely start them out with house music, work up to ska, then when they’re all completely entranced break out the Slayer and watch the pit consume them

It’s always a good day when Hughbees uploads

I adore Tycho Brahe so much. I recently summarized him to a friend as “had a prosthetic nose from a duel, a drunk pet elk, and died from not getting up to pee.”

32:25 Who could possibly NOT feel inspired after hearing the story of how someone survived a near-death experience, only to wither away slowly, solely due to the lack of open-mindedness of others with power over that person.

your forced unnaturally mechanical yet grandiose and casual mannerisms have been the highlight of my day. i thank you for this bessling

I like how his headphones just hang on his ears without any support

Between the gun owner joke, the amazing Snowflame video, and the occasional guro jokes, you're quickly becoming my favorite youtuber!

5:12 I love how fast he starts blinking 😂

In honor of snowflame I will do some blow

On New Years 1979, the Winterland closed forever with 6 hours of Grateful Dead (they performed from 12 am to 6 am,) and they were served a huge breakfast afterwards.

I like your weird deaths videos. I love hearing you talk about death and people dying! Please keep making these videos.

These videos bring me so many stories to tell my brother

However Hugbees dies (unlikely he ever will), It needs to out do every single one of these

I don’t get more dopamine then when seeing that huggbees uploads

Always happy to see you posting Andrew. I love your content.

Taking dying for a piss to a new level, love it 😂

3:40 Huggbees: "...as was the style at the time." Me: "Did they also tie an onion to their belt?"

I could imagine everyone just default dancing

"The whole group decided it'd be fun to visit the hospital." made me blow water out my bong 😂

I don't know what's the best part of this video. The absolute chad on-screen telling me fun facts, the hilarious and weird deaths I am being informed of, or the fact that I can see your hands in the reflection of your sunglasses and that despite them not being directly on camera, you are still being extremely animated with your hands while talking. It's probably all three.

I need to say that Warwick is pronounced "worrick" because I feel Huggbees is ready for it and can take on the challenge.

I hope Huggbees is genuinely enjoying making the Weird Death videos, and not being pressured into making them to please the algorithm. I really liked your Vault video from way back when.

You just made an already amazing day even better, I just asked my crush to a school dance today, and she said yes.

Can't believe you used a bunch of half obscure Yu-Gi-Oh! references at the start of the list. I haven't watched Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal to know if there was another Battle City arc in it(Gimmick Puppets are from that series), but cool

5:11 “Watch” *ad for Christian college plays* What did God mean by this

This is better than any boring "educational material", especially when the A-Team shows up from time to time to set things straight. Sometimes, you just have to recognize the _real_ heroes of history.

@5:08 Hugbees: “As you know, everything I say is objective truth. Watch.” *mobile game ad instantly plays* Classic Hugbees

I can see your hand movements in your glasses and I find it so funny/genuine

Make more of these daddy huggbees

Huggbees is now the modern day Sam O' Nella

He can't keep getting away with this!

"see i didn't even blink" got me

The obscure Yu-Gi-Oh references were so appreciated

Huggbees there is no possible way you could have gotten me more invested in a video than semi-obscure Yugioh References. Please Continue.

3:16 "hot DNA Duke..." An outstandingly well done double entendre that also mixes in a new euphemism for ejaculate. Marvelous😂

I really like the time they threw so many people out a window the made a word for it; defenestration

Watching Huggbees hand gestures through his glasses is the best shit

Your deadpan "oh my god. Im on fire inside" is what broke me XD

i keep clicking to this video to game the algorithm because i want the whole series. great video !

YES I LOVE THE YUGIOH DUELIST OF THE ROSES REFERENCE! THAT GAME WAS AWESOME-

Monty Python is truly a comedy that is beyond the time.

Thanks for another great video Doug

It’s incredible doing a 3 minute segment about a duke of Warwick without searching up the pronunciation of the place (the second W is silent btw, don’t ask)

Alternative title: The Video Huggbees Outs Himself As A Furry

It's weird that Huggbees is wearing glasses that let me see not only his script, but his eyes.

Oh my God, the vision of an old man swallowing a few cups of molten lead and yelling, "My God, I'm on fire inside", made me laugh hysterically. But than I stopped, so don't die.

“Most fuck-uppedly” is entering my vocabulary immediately thank you huggbees

I went to the Wikipedia site of Hypochondiac because I was curious and I have been in a fit of laughter for over a minute.