true tho

I mean, he's not wrong.

@@calebgadison167 clowns are pretty funny, and they don’t die

Everything floats down here billy!​@placeholderdoe

@@placeholderdoe tell that to chuckles and klutzy from legends of avantris

Lmao I always die when I hear that one!

I know! The best joke someone could tell! Makes me just die of laughter!

That one had me like 💀

Can't say I've heard it

Laughed so hard it fucking killed me 😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀

It's probably not the same one. Maybe the same model, not not the same specific object.

This is why you never idolize heroes on the internet

I read a book where the protagonist was the one who made that video. I was laughing so hard imagining this dude wiring a lawnmower to fucking fly. That guy dies at the end of the book from an OD btw

What book? ​@@nyxie2877

*a few articles slightly misspell a name* Huggbees: I need to dig deeper

And if someone goes to Wikipedia to fix this article, it will be changed back and the fixer will be banned for "vandalizing" because Wiki mods, like Reddit mods, are drunk on their meager amount of power.

@@ForeverLaxx unless you... ya know... cite a reference with proof

@@ads2978 They don't care if you have a _good_ citation, they only care if you have a citation from a source pre-approved by their own politics.

​@@BloodrealmXThis is utter nonsense, Wikipedia has moderators of every political outlook and outline controversy and scandal on all sides, if there really was some sort of agenda why exactly would they do that.

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

OH YEAH

"Some of us will poop on the day of death" -Brennan Lee Mulligan

He's the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral? I don't understand what he means.

@@joinsideke Well, you soon will.

You can’t spell funeral without fun

If I ever die, I want everyone to put the "fun" in "funeral."

I remember that. Wasn't it like "Hold your wee for a Wii"? Yeah turns out we go to the bathroom for a reason.

​@@joinsidekebruh that sounds way dirtier than it should💀

@@joinsidekethey had multiple people calling and telling them what a bad idea it was

@@Balrog-tf3bg I'm guessing they just went, "lol, lmao"?

I think there's a ChubbyEmu video about it

not to be the "akshually" guy but dinosaurs didn't go extinct, just somewhat endangered and eventually evolved into the modern animal kingdom

@@ElGato6969.uhm aktshually birds evolved during the Jurassic period and were the only ones left besides mammals at the end of the Cretaceous mass extinction. Birds are avian dinosaurs. 🤓

​@@TerraVultureSaying birds are dinosaurs is the same as saying humans are fish

@@EspartanicaThey are. Everyone knows humans are fish.

​@@EspartanicaThe similarity, structurally, is way closer than humans are to fish. But hey, go to any creationist and tell them humans are animals and you will know how ignorant you just sounded ^^

Hi Fry!

You can't die if you don't believe in death!

Lol

Grim Reaper: hey man, you died like 3 years ago give it up. This man:NUH UNH

until proven otherwise

This sounds like what miss frizzle would do

Yep. That’s the one.

That’s actually really sweet

And let me just say, this man's solar protective eyewear is as the youths say, "On point".

Was looking for this comment lol

SHHHHHHHHHH

But back then nobody gave a damn

So that was self-defense!

"the saguaro is a common plant in the Sonoran Desert, not an endangered species. The biggest threat to the saguaro in the Tucson Basin is rapidly expanding human population resulting in a loss of saguaro habitat." Took 3 seconds to Google.

​​@@Thedrizzle404they're right just not about it being endangered. In Arizona you are not allowed to destroy a saguaro cactus, even if its on your land you must professionally remove and relocate it

That bigass cactus really said "fuck around and find out"

Ngl, I wanna hear more about how this goes

Oh, so you're a hospice social worker? Name every hospice patient

*we're waiting*

Oh my God are those the lyrics I always thought he said "and that's the joke, it's true"

@@boo_oops9860 we have all had this experience, don't worry.

“You’ll see it’s all a show, keep em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you!”

Always look on the bright side of life!

​@@ravenblackwing7888Da Dun Da Dun Da Dun Dun Dun

They don’t do sports like they use to…

That's a lot of bears dude

And they were hungry bears - they didn’t call him the Fridge for nothing 😂

1 bear is to many bears to fight

And don’t forget the real massacre - when a future shoe salesman scored FOUR TOUCHDOWNS in one game

I am quite confused how that helped you

​@@blacklight683 same

same here honestly its comforting to know we are all dying some day because its finally true peace. theres no pain or fear or sadness after death. our loved ones who survive us of course feel it but theyll be at peace eventually too. and one day the sun will grow and swallow up the earth and no one will ever remember any of us. all traces of our rich lives will be well and truly destroyed and thats okay. we are here in this place in time, fated to never go beyond this narrow slice of all eternity. i am tearing up a bit thinking about my dad who died last year. i used to be so scared of death and i still fear the suffering that usually precedes it and the consequences for loved ones. but i think now i have made peace with the reaper. death is deliverance from the horror of existing as a flesh and blood, thinking and feeling entity. i dont hate life but i am grateful that the tides of fate aligned to make it so it doesn't last forever. we are born to die, and that is okay

oh hey Darth

@@NaveeSeal Hey, a fellow Vanegood enjoyer. It’s a pity he stopped streaming on KZfaq because I don’t use Twitch.

@@darthadipose1920 he also stopped streaming on twitch for the time being

@@NaveeSeal Damn, why?

@@darthadipose1920 idk, he might just be focusing on those Tumblr videos

Raw

It’s always surprising to me how much of an idiot he isn’t. He seems like such a sweet guy.

Literally the best death in the whole video and he thinks it'll ruin the meme.

The chance of being killed by a flying lawnmower is low, but never zero.

there is truly no reason to be upset

@@verkhvo There isn't, the Gods are great and there's flying Lawnmowers in our future.

The second one gets me every single time lmaoo

a less active mirror neuron system is how I spot people of below average intellect, it's extremely reliable

I work at Target. The other day they caught a dude shoplifting and he ran, knocking over every single chair in the attached Starbucks, and then proceeding to face plant directly into the parking lot

Always wondered why I liked him so much.

Great way to put it. Too great. I was stressed reading this lol

Good reasons not to go skydiving ever.

thats why i always set alarms to remind myself to check if i have the most basic stuff with me. if i know im going somewhere ill schedule a list and make like 3 alarms on my phone to check the list so i cant ignore it. i would honestly prolly make like 30 alarms for the entire plane ride to "MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR PARACHUTE DO YOU HAVE YOUR PARACHUTE CHECK YOUR BACK ASK THE OTHERS"

I thought you said you had AIDS so when I was reading that, I was thinking "Wait, this has nothing to do with AIDS, what's going on?" then I reread your comment and realized just how big of a fool I am.

Then just don't skydive, duh

I just watched that segment and so I looked in the comments to see if anyone would comment on it. Surprisingly this is the first comment about it I could find. And yeah, back when I just shoveled that stuff into my gullet for the sake of it, I kinda disconnected with the fact all of these deaths happened to real people. I’m sure I’m not the only person who feels this way, but for me personally hearing these stories is strangely comforting. After the initial trauma of realizing death can happen to anyone and in truly frightening and odd ways, being casually morbid can be comforting... But you always have to remember that behind every story you consume, there was a real person who suffered and met their end. And, hell, there’s a real likelihood any one of us consuming this will meet our ends in a similar way and be cannibalized by an audience later.

@@tailablu3585 well isnt that poetic

I had a similar eye-opening experience with serial killers when I heard an account of a killer that truly scared me. (If you don't wanna read the description of above mentioned killer, I separated it.) (Start) It was a killer who would pay sex workers to drink alcohol at extremely unsafe levels and when they passed out, he would pour more into their stomachs to cause death. It was a fluke he was caught at all. (End) Thinking about those women, changed how I consumed true crime and has kept it in my mind that these were real people who suffered an injustice beyond my comprehension. It keeps me humble to think of that fear of death and it has changed the kinds of content I consume around the topic as well, pushing me to find storytellers who acknowledge the victims and don't laud the killers for their infamy.

I had the exact opposite reaction, actually. 😂 I just moved to the…right(?) kind of storytellers. I don’t know what it is, but I feel like it’s important for people to hear victims’ stories. I don’t want to hear the criminals’ stories unless we need to learn from it, but we need to learn empathy for victims and their families. We also need to hear stories of corruption, but I think a lot of things are labeled as corruption that are actually incompetence.

Not only that, the concept of a tiny remote control device flying over people's private property and legally they really can't do anything about it isnt a thing many people are onboard for. This is the US - we have guns specifically for addressing these sorts of problems, and theres plenty of evidence on the internet to support this argument. Also slingshots, beer cans, rocks, baseballs, etc.

Unless you're a Russian tank in Ukraine. God help you if you have an open hatch below the drone.

They still have their uses - in particular, they're great at gathering overhead footage of wildlife without disturbing them the way a helicopter does - but yeah, distribution isn't one of them. That was clearly just a proposed way for Amazon to cut out delivery drivers so they could pay fewer people.

@@aidanpysher2764pop a grenade in a glass jar, instant impact grenade. Poor Ivan.

@@penispensar9071This feels like the solution to a puzzle in a Sam & Max game

Memento Mori by will wood is my favorite song on optimistic nihilism Listen to it Listen to will wood Listen to will wood Listen to will wood Listen to will wood

@@PidgenDevmost sane will wood fan

Comedic nihilism is like absurdism

@@southofheck thank you

​@@juannaym8488Correct. Absurdism and Optimistic Nihilism are my preferred interpretations; nothing matters, so everything we dedicate time and effort to matters infinitely more. We create meaning, so create happiness - enjoy your short existence while avoiding things that cause harm to yourself or others.

Thank you for your explanation! Be well💜

Yeah, volts are really only needed for the sake of getting enough amperage though the flesh's natural resistance. High volt things will prolly kill, but mainly because with high volts often comes high amps.

Wrong

@@JJschannel255 A stunningly detailed rebuttal.

Incorrect her cancer outlived her

i mean the cancer didnt kill her so i guess your right

No, she died

​@@MaxiemumKarnage Not from stomach cancer

“I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure that when you die, the cancer dies too. That’s not a loss, that’s a draw.” -Norm Macdonald

Sounds more absurdist than nihilist

“So I drove off the Grand Canyon with a firebomb strapped to my chest while the gorilla next to me was eating escargot and shaving my ballsack at the same time. Cool way to go out, right?” “My child, you drove off the Grand Canyon right after you commanded your gorilla to throw 19 people off of it, all of whom were either children or minorities. Enjoy Hell, you delinquent.”

Are you not in fact human yourself.

Why the fuck would people tell stories to god when he's omnipresent and omniscient? He already knows absolutely everything there is to know about anything that happened, is happening and will ever happen. There's nothing to tell him about.

​@@ravaniphoenix5431because it'd be fun

@@ravaniphoenix5431 Ok let’s say you get to talk to god are you gonna want to tell him about what you had for dinner Sunday or how a fucking lawnmower flew into me

Personally I’m not a big fan of someone just throwing away your existence just to swap in your place. Now stealing credit is one thing by not mentioning your video or what not but completely removing your voice with a lame generic Caucasian AI male voice. I feel like with the ever growing expansion of social media grabbing and reusing others successes, I’m not sure if there’s anything that you can do (at least that’s what I would think if I was in your position). Anyways keep up the good work, your fellow concerned citizen

chuck norris jokes huh

Poopy juice*

I would rather overdose on heroin than Carrots.

​@@Gatorade69Yeah but the rest of us dont want you overdosing in heroin - because between addiction and overdose, you're going to become a real pain in the ass for probably 98% of people in the community you choose to occupy. Do carrots - at most you might disrupt the vegans who rely on them for sustenance.

Glad you're still here, buddy.

This is hilarious

IT DOES ,,,,

a shame it was basil and not kel, considering he turned himself orange

@@NottSaying I wake up in the morning I got burgers on my mind. Ketchup mustard mayo fries lettuce a number 9.

FELLOW OMORI FAN SPOTTED, GO MY SCARAB!!

Wrong fruit though

Jojos comes up every so often

@@justinfabela4899 Seems plausible enough

@@justinfabela4899 Then he has no right to diss Oshi no Ko.

​@@yowatchie Jojo fans and Oshi no Ko fans are different genres of weird

Fr, how dare he talk negatively of a show im watching. Not saying im enjoying watching someone struggle with their mental health but damn season 2 is kinda good

Nice (Also Rolf pfp spotted)

But he right tho

@@corygene2965it’s a decent show

Every week I lean harder into Oshi no Writing-Skill, Aka Akasaka will have my brain starring in an upcoming installment of this series if it keeps going downhill...

It's not that you want to hear it. It's that you want to head what Huggbees says about it. 😎

Titanfall 2 is a great game.

Surely you have a matching explode bind as well. Right?

Thise 2 buttons have to be next to each other​@@Piratederp