Every 40K Army in 20 Minutes

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There is no time to explain! Follow me on the most information packed episode ever, where Brad and Eric, inspired by the speedrun community, try to sell you on every army in the 40k universe in the short span of 20 minutes!
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HeyWoah’s videos:
• Every Age of Sigmar Ar...
• Every AoS Army In 16 M...
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Every Faction’s Sales Pitch - • The Faction Sales Pitc...
Intro to Army Roles - • How do you SUCCESSFULL...
Show Links:
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Eric’s Twitter: / onekuosora
00:00 Intro
00:25 Sisters of Battle
01:07 Space Marines
01:58 Blood Angels
02:27 Dark Angels
03:04 Space Wolves
03:34 Black Templars
03:58 Deathwatch
04:30 Astra Militarum
05:14 Adeptus Mechanicus
05:56 Grey Knights
06:39 Adeptus Custodes
07:28 Imperial Knights
08:08 Chaos Daemons
09:04 Chaos Space Marines
10:28 World Eaters
11:06 Death Guard
11:48 Emperor’s Children
12:11 Chaos Knights
12:41 Necrons
13:34 Tyranids
14:11 Genestealer Cults
15:10 Aeldari
16:00 Harlequins
16:57 Drukhari
18:07 Orks
19:16 Leagues of Votann
19:58 Tau Empire
20:37 Outro
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@auntradiance1398 Жыл бұрын

love the fact that even though the episode is a speedrun Brad still finds time to discourage buying tzaangors at msrp

@Ynwell_theslaaneshi Жыл бұрын

He found time to discourage to buy tzaangors at all, just “steal” them.

@joeflitton8034 Жыл бұрын

Suprised he didn't mention that rhino's are free.

@frankyboi1819 Жыл бұрын

It would be irresponsible if he didn’t

@KarpetBurn 8 ай бұрын

I never understood the Tzaangor hate until I fielded them with my remaining points. They look pretty cool compared to the other basic daemon troops, but they're absolutely atrocious in combat. It took a single turn for all 10 axe wielding daemons to get killed with only a single casualty from the enemy.

@arrantvillain9213 4 ай бұрын

I field Tzaangors as Gors in my Tzeentch themed Beastmen for WHFB/TOW. 😞

@DominatorLegend Жыл бұрын

For those getting into Orks, we're THE kitbash army. Roll up to a game with a shoe box with treads and guns glued to it and painted, and nobody has any right to tell you that's not a proper ork tank.

@sethrinker9944 Жыл бұрын

I was just about to say that, so I'll boost this. As the Kitbash army Orks also can be customized to be super thematic. For example, a classic is Pirate Orks! We also have the best 3d printing community (Pro tip - get Bluesky Mini's intro collection!)

@misterfevillord1588 Жыл бұрын

Best kommandos are just the bases with purple footprints

@Keamsy Жыл бұрын

@@Valyron1207i love this concept

@soffren Жыл бұрын

The Ork rule is actually painted = legal.

@EthanThomson 10 ай бұрын

warhammer world has an ork army that sorta just stole a bunch of Tau battlesuits and turned them into armour

@dickkickem4238 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, there are more units with Wulf/Wolf/Wolves in the space wolf codex than there are units period in the leagues of votann codex.

@thepoorhammerpodcast Жыл бұрын

The picture we put in the corner of the screen is just ctrl+f in the current index. That's the actual count, most of that document is just datasheets too, not even lore.

@calebbarnhouse496 Жыл бұрын

There are more space marine units then the entire eldar range, the dark eldar range, harelquins and the votan added together,

@Jim-of-Rohan 10 ай бұрын

What's with all the math, guys?

@zramirez5471 Жыл бұрын

"Your army is a subscription service" - no truer words have been spoken!

@OccultCuts Жыл бұрын

That bit about noise marines hit right in the feels, I just want to have an army of metalheads...

@8-7-styx94 Жыл бұрын

For once without actually needing real "metal" heads too =(

@dr.stronk9857 Жыл бұрын

We will by the end of the year or the edition, patience…

@doobiousd5020 Жыл бұрын

Don't you dare buy that Rhino at MSRP.

@plasmakitten4261 9 ай бұрын

You can, just use Orks lmao

@blaarfengaar Ай бұрын

There's a mystery codex coming out this summer and I'm huffing enough copium to believe it's gonna be Emperor's Children

@SockimusPrime Жыл бұрын

"Their Artillery is a pipe organ. If that doesn't sell you on them, nothing well." As a Sisters Player, can confirm - the Exorcist is what got me into Sisters.

@thierryfaquet7405 8 ай бұрын

For me it was just the nuns with guns

@nathanvarnum7437 7 ай бұрын

@@thierryfaquet7405For me it was the lore during the age of apostasy and the badass that is Alecia Dominica

@russellsmith1060 Жыл бұрын

The death guard being all magic players killed me, I play magic as well as 40k, and that's actually an army I wanted to start

@noehonegger4624 5 ай бұрын

As a magic player that started last month with wh40k aaand death guard i approve

@HighEffortUsername 2 ай бұрын

Wait holy shit my dad plays magic and his first army was death guard

@Schlummigumpf Ай бұрын

Mine will be too, looking up videos all day long already (also an mtg player))

@alextruecustodian6174 Жыл бұрын

The editor going overdrive here Give the goat a raise fr fr

@bcw1313 Жыл бұрын

Asuryani: What if Tolkien elves did not sail over to heaven but instead got into space ships and became horny Jedi.

@TriptuneRadio Жыл бұрын

Your speedrun is good, but I noticed you didn't do the GW double dread skip that allows you skip emperors children

@bramwiebe7361 Жыл бұрын

This was an impressive blitz. I love that unlike other videos I've seen you guys touch on not JUST lore for each faction, but manage to work in a little bit of the concept on the table and even on some of the meta-collector crap they're subject to. Great work guys!

@hootie1883 Жыл бұрын

Custodes, the Bugatti of super soldiers. Death Guard consist of competitive MTG players. Tyranids are the epitome of you are what you eat. My 3 favorite quotes from this. Well done gentlemen!

@Speeds_Gaming_Corner Жыл бұрын

"And Tzeench found a gun in his dad's closet." *Pumped Up Kicks Intensifies*

@michaelsutton617 Жыл бұрын

God bless HeyWoah, the only entertaining AoS creator in his league.

@commandercostas Жыл бұрын

tbh there aren't many AoS specific creators

@pdthepowerdragon5412 Жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s amazing. Vince I would also give a shout-out.

@Blazik9 Жыл бұрын

I recommend 2+tough for lore. Really helped me get into aos

@rexaxis3450 Жыл бұрын

@@Blazik9 He's by far my favorite, really like his jolly demeanor and thorough coverage of aos army lore. He got me into animosity and while I really like that whole living campaign idea, I was looking for a 40k equivalent as well, as that is the system I'm more invested in.

@BW-CZ Жыл бұрын

For real, I don't even play AoS but I still enjoy watching him!

@BARMN89 Жыл бұрын

I love the HeyWoah inflections in the delivery, and even a bit of his humor!

@SuperDuperHappyTime Жыл бұрын

As close as Poorhammer will get to Filler Content, because we're between seasons and waiting on the mangaka to catchup.

@Bishoptay Жыл бұрын

Death guard being an army in universe made of competitive magic the father players had me rolling. Great video, I think you did HeyWoah proud with this one.

@alfred8936 10 ай бұрын

I think one caveat for genestealers being expensive is that their combat Patrol is the most amazing in the entire game

@samadams8533 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes Admech “the best shooting in the imperium” might have to edit that one until GW decides to give us new kneecaps to replace the ones they shattered

@JADorsey93 Жыл бұрын

This. I can at least have a good time painting them until GW decides to/accidentally makes them playable again but it was still rather rude of them

@Kaldris Жыл бұрын

Necrons: You play them because the first foray into 40K was Dawn of War 1 and you got to see a Monolith ACTUALLY ACT LIKE A FREAKING MONOLITH

@collincantu5551 Жыл бұрын

No way…I thought it was just me! Seeing them raise from a broken back and the monolith send marines in the air was epic. I wish pariahs were still around…

@CaptainRumface 2 ай бұрын

U need to have the dark crusade expansion if anyone was thinking of paying my childhood a visit to see the necrons :3

@PriestessOfSlaanesh 10 ай бұрын

"Slaanesh has melee heavy glass cannons" . Good Sir. The keeper is one of the tankiest demons in the game right now

@MrTreefoz 7 күн бұрын

That's pretty sad considering Nurgle exists... Is it still?

@telethus4387 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for convincing me to buy nurgle so hard that I bought the entire range last year!

@Illindi Жыл бұрын

20min? Fast podcast. Is it even a pod? 😉

@zramirez5471 Жыл бұрын

Mostly just cast

@olly123451 Жыл бұрын

Podfast

@cainfagan3982 Жыл бұрын

Podracing

@GidionX Жыл бұрын

you guys pushed me over the edge into buying 40k, got the 9th ed starter due to price, and decided to start with the necron half, but this will help me pick my second army

@jorgemontero6384 Жыл бұрын

With the Grey Knights having their codex out, and having all the deep striking and teleporting in the world. We now need a quality, poorhammer lore expalanation of why they might still use transports. I suspect that a purgation squad in a Rhino is really working for the laughing god, and providing an entertainment performance, like someone going to buy grocieries in a unicycle

@thepoorhammerpodcast Жыл бұрын

Wow, now I need a quin themed purgation squad lol

@huskyfluff8236 5 ай бұрын

Just got into this courtesy of my best friend. Starting with militarum and am psyked to get started. He got me elucidian starstriders and navis breachers for the holidays

@faemitchell8678 3 ай бұрын

YOU IN THE GUARD NOW BOY! As a fellow guard player it's nice to see another of our kind. No-one seems to play them which is weird cause they are crazy strong and capable.

@lunchboxcomiks Жыл бұрын

Orks are arguably the best faction for crafty folks as they in lore build from scrap and loot other armies vehicles to be their own. I have been making Killteam for other factions from orks. Currently have Gretknights, Deathwatch, and Custodes. Currently collecting parts to make Legionnaires and Death Guard.

@rattlesnek3847 11 ай бұрын

My pitch for sisters of battle is that although their stats look poor at first, miracle dice make them always just barely good enough. Really need to squeak through that last point of damage on an enemy character? Or have just one member of your squad survive an artillery barrage to hold the objective? You'll be able to guarantee those things every time, its incredibly satisfying.

@egnaroelprup Жыл бұрын

Im going to sell out for the chaos undivided space marines that dont have a strict set of rules or models but are some of my personal favourites, in no particular order: Iron warriors: grumpy half robot men would rather go full robot than see a tentacle mutate and replace an arm Night Lords: we recruited an entire planet's worth of supermax prisons into the space marines. It goes as well as you would expect. Red corsairs: pirates! In space! Space marine pirates! Alpha Legion: they embody an old military joke of "if we dont know what we're doing, the enemy certainly can't anticipate our future actions"

@timunderbakke8756 Жыл бұрын

Black Legion: the anti-ultramarine. We get all the box art but I’m not sure anyone actually like us

@Revenge221 Жыл бұрын

Watching it now, but I'm losing it at the Tyranid the Hedgehog opening. And seeing Heywoah was neat, I love his Age of Sigmar videos.

@wsleppy4699 Жыл бұрын

I like how you guys adopted some of HeyWoah's mannerisms when talking in this one lol.

@MiniatureMasterClass 9 ай бұрын

It would have been great to explain all the factions in terms of gameplay style e.g. tanks, horde, glass cannons etc.

@bigterry5005 Жыл бұрын

Not bricky back at it again with the top tier content

@Travis.O 10 ай бұрын

I just found your channel and I’ve been binge watching everything. This is great. Thanks!

@6000pounds Ай бұрын

Very cool. A friend of mine and I were thinking of getting into warhammer. Last time I bought some in the 90s I remember many miniatures being metal and my paint skills were horrible. With my dad retired maybe I can give him bottles of whiskey and convince him to do the air brushing parts.

@Zachatac64 Жыл бұрын

I love y’all’s videos and y’all have become one of my favorite channels. I would love to see videos maybe on army showcases of your whole play group and maybe another video on 3d prints y’all use or where to find cool prints

@awesomegj Жыл бұрын

whoever made brad have to sell space wolves, I apricate you, you can just hear the seething pain/annoyance behind his pitch and its hilarious!

@benjohnson876 11 ай бұрын

"Deathguard are a faction solely composed in universe of competitive Magic The Gathering players" 😂😂😂 take my sub, you earned it 10/10

@TwiggyJack 6 ай бұрын

This was really well written. New to this channel but there was a lot of thought put into the script and I appreciate it.

@Tajealos Жыл бұрын

I'm only partly disappointed the Grey Knights section didn't start with something like "Do you like Doom? We took the Doomslayer, painted him silver, and made an army out of him."

@timunderbakke8756 Жыл бұрын

I’m a little sad I didn’t hear any mention of “war criminals” next to space wolves. Otherwise spot on. I’m absolutely here for the Egyptian space wizards and my only wish is for a few more magic things good at going after vehicles now that we don’t just deal mortals with psychic

@samb.8134 Жыл бұрын

It's 40k. War crimes are given for every faction.

@timunderbakke8756 Жыл бұрын

@@samb.8134missed the joke. Refer to prior episodes. We all know that the space wolves are war criminals for Prospero.

@chrism3562 Жыл бұрын

Great run-through! I'll be passing this to some friends who are new to 40k and who could use this as a quick primer.

@yesssirr987 2 ай бұрын

Awesome video run through and just what I was looking for. Keep up the great work!

@jdelta1014 11 ай бұрын

I really loved your starter box video. I was wondering of you guys could do a video on what should be included in a combat patrol for each faction based on the new points.

@taco067 Жыл бұрын

I can easily see this video being an auto recommend for new players over the next few years. Great work!!!

@G3N_MK2 Жыл бұрын

death guard: the faction everyone’s dad plays

@xtrameat Жыл бұрын

Great faction overview for those just getting into the table top!

@FrankDuffner Жыл бұрын

I was hoping to hear you guys ramble for 20min for each army. Still great.

@Bluecho4 Жыл бұрын

If anyone IS interested in starting Emperor's Children, maybe wait a couple years. Not only are they likely to get their own codex in that time, but they'll hopefully get a range refresh. The current options for Emperor's Children models are basically one singular good Noise Marine (the one shown in the video) and a smattering of old & busted sculpts. Unless you're going to try to get them cheap on the secondary market, just wait for the refresh. (Or grab some 3rd party bits from companies like Spellcrow, Kromlech, or Puppetswar). Speaking of 3rd party, if you want to start Imperial Guard, and you don't care about competing in GW tournaments or stores, I highly recommend filling your infantry out with 3rd party plastics. Loads of companies sell 28mm army dudes. (My perennial suggestion is Wargames Atlantic, who produce kits specifically for Guard. Whether that's sculpts for defunct regiments, or the fact all the kits come with special weapons.). You will be spending WAY less money this way. I do not recommend trying to make an infantry-heavy Guard army using GW models.

@cyberlox2ndgigdixon211 11 ай бұрын

My first Army was drukhari ... my current army is Drukhari!!!! I LOVE DRUKHARI !! I have only been playing since 8th and it's always the same in the beginning. This army is OP that army is OP. Let's let the game play out a bit before condemning the whole addition.

@jaqssmith1666 Жыл бұрын

yes, the eldar are the coolest thing ever. this was accurate.

@XiongGou 9 ай бұрын

I love the Eldar models! Want to build a craft world army myself... But I'm hesitant because I only see a lot of negativity around the "space Elves."

@iamalpharius3 Жыл бұрын

Good video for the topic. Also a decent mix of humor and info much like heywoah.

@BW-CZ Жыл бұрын

Tyranids my beloved! A good way I like to describe them is "more than just beasts", adapting not just biologically but also tactically. Constantly underestimated by all their opponents (except maybe the Eldar) the Tyranids brought everything. From the teeth, claws, swarm and monstrous to the guerilla, mines, EMPs and artillery, they WILL prove to you how little you are in the face of the eldritch Hive Mind.

@Xaintrix Жыл бұрын

Quality content - hilarious and informative

@myster_kr5788 10 ай бұрын

As the biggest tyranids fan and the biggest sonic fan that opening was the best thing I've ever seen

@dks6515 10 ай бұрын

amazing video! Really helpful for a new player, i just bought a bunch of Khorne Daemon units, Khorne is my god!!

@darrennorniron 6 ай бұрын

As a brand new player, the space nuns really appeal to me

@jackfordansk4262 5 ай бұрын

Ork belief being manifested by their powers is actually something that is only suggested in the in universe lore, and only a couple of times. If looking at the lore that GW provides directly, they only talk about the Orks having innate knowledge about how to engineer things.

@unintentionally_edgy5867 2 ай бұрын

Custodes may be outnumbered 5-1, but it’s a good thing they can kill at a rate if 7-1

@xcubit0r Жыл бұрын

Already listened to it on Spotify. Very funny and informative Video. I will watch it another 5 times for infos probably

@DenethorDurrandir 8 ай бұрын

Damn, they were speedrunning so hard they didn't even find time to slander Tau

@Bot-Sympithizer-A.U.T.O Жыл бұрын

that tyranid sonic crossover was so nice thanks

@exmalobonum1 Жыл бұрын

That Tzeentch breakdown 🤌🏼

@Maladjester 6 ай бұрын

First army was Tyranids, mostly because they draw no distinctions. It's all food. Good, bad..... I'm the guy with the teeth.

@thequestbro Жыл бұрын

I look forward to this every week.

@fernandozavaletabustos205 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for this funny and interesting video!!

@HpacEastern 9 ай бұрын

I always thought the imperium of man missed a huge opportunity. They could have run a propaganda campaign against the Orks. Make them believe the Emperor of mankind was unharmed and ready for a battle. Make enough of them believe that and the Emperor should theoretically heal and be ready for combat again

@theerectus2004 7 ай бұрын

A few vids of Big E in battle with that huge flaming sword and orks have a 3rd god.

@118bone Жыл бұрын

This was an amazing watch and I don't even play 40k

@malikshabazz2065 4 ай бұрын

great stuff! keep up the good work :-)

@jimmysmith2249 Жыл бұрын

That shot about competitive mtg players is spot-on and brilliant.

@ezariogerion3138 11 ай бұрын

Chaos Knights. When being giant is awesome and driving a daemon is even more awesome!

@christianpritchard195 11 ай бұрын

They weren't lying. GW really do hate the quins.

@TheMapleMerchant Жыл бұрын

Thanks, gonna go order Tzzangors now !

@ivanrosa405 4 ай бұрын

Nice! Love Heywoah

@D.S.lawbrd Жыл бұрын

I really felt the Emperors Children anecdote... It hurts... Makes furious 😢

@toooldfortwowheels2048 Жыл бұрын

Seriously chaps, if this doesn't quickly become your most watched video I'll be surprised. Concise and gives an actual players spin to it, not just rules lawyers and hypothesis.

@Driven-Productions 5 ай бұрын

Solid content.

@TrippyTheShroom 11 ай бұрын

HeyWoah is one of my favorites

@AlvarazCMSB Жыл бұрын

admech doesn't even have the best shooting in the imperium anymore :(

@polelot5824 Жыл бұрын

Wow, the admech section instantly aged poorly

@ry7hym 4 ай бұрын

I'm a mtg player and i was thinking of getting into Warhammer. i absolutely loved the references to mtg

@fallenchain 16 күн бұрын

that sonic intro was very cool

@zramirez5471 Жыл бұрын

Idk whether the script or the editing was the high point, but Holy Shit am i getting on the Patreon train!

@raffess1 11 ай бұрын

The ork part got me. Nice video! hhahah

@FadingClarity Жыл бұрын

I know you were trying to sell us on World Eaters, but you didn't have to tear your co-host to shreds and yell "Blood for the blood God" midway through the podcast.

@gstellar96 Жыл бұрын

I would love to see heywhoa on the show for an aos themed episode

@thatcrazybstrd167 10 ай бұрын

Now, I don't know if you chose to use SGM Avery J. Johnson from Halo as your example for the everyman guard unit, or just some dude named Johnson, but Halo Johnson was part of the prototype SPARTAN I program that was even more hush-hush than the II's or III's were. The man is super soldier lite. Just thought I'd drop some obscure lore from one sci-fi setting on the community for another.

@faf_nir Жыл бұрын

"I hope we did your army justice..." Cries in Emperor's Children 🥲

@SonnyBear5 9 ай бұрын

owning the most expensive faction but is the lowest win:lose ratio and forgotten by GW… Gotta love my toaster boys

@Anterian1 5 ай бұрын

I’m ecstatic because of the fact that you didn’t say fish people.

@Hunterslammer 6 ай бұрын

I play guardsman and I plaint them OD dark green or tan. Why? Cuz I loved toy soldiers as a kid!

@zerojazzone3280 9 ай бұрын

You lose the ROCK AND STONE at 19:20

@ry7hym 4 ай бұрын

I had to scroll too far down for the deep rock galactic mention. ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

@moonfale Жыл бұрын

I have already shared this twice

@malcolm1996 Жыл бұрын

Activate captions and go to 1:06

@thepoorhammerpodcast Жыл бұрын

I can't un-hear that now. I mean, it's not wrong though? They're really obsessed with their dad's geneseed.

@malcolm1996 Жыл бұрын

@@thepoorhammerpodcast Well they are implanted with their primarchs "gene seed".

@Jamison-kh5wu 9 ай бұрын

DG: have you ever rolled battleshock? Custodies: no why? DG: do ya wanna????

@SamDavies94 4 ай бұрын

Just thinking about getting back into the hobby now, I used to play standard Ultramaries, but... I think I may go for Eldar, as their designs have always been interesting to me. As a complete noob, would I be able to combine Harlequin and Eldar together, or is that a no-no. Also, can I mix and match Eldar units across the board? Am I able to chose a different colour scheme to the ones on the boxes?

@josephercanbrack8393 10 ай бұрын

Great video. I'm a noob to Warhammer and was having a tough time deciding what army I want to run. My local game shop is tiny, and only really had Tau, Ultra Marines, Death Guard (Which I was contemplating), Necrons, and Orks. My friends were already running Orks and Necrons, and I wanted something different, but nothing looked interesting...until I rummaged around and found a starter pack of Ad Mech. Their design sold me, and their lore sold me further. Now I just to finish assembling and painting the damn things.