Every Mines Worker Ever...

Every Mines Worker Ever... | Garn.

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The Aussie FIFO worker, the unironic backbone of the Australian economy. King of the Tradies. Blokes so skilled at operating heavy machinery, they are specially flown in from around the country. $300k a year to drive a big yellow Moxi truck around in circles, and live in shed (donga) for 6 months? Jokes on them mate, if I wasn't doing this, I'd be living in a shed anyway.
Every Mines Worker Ever... | Garn.
Every FIFO Worker Ever...
Every Miner Ever...
Every Fly in Fly Out Worker...
Every Heavy Machinery Operator...
Sh*t FIFO's Say....
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

Пікірлер: 721

@GarnComedy 9 ай бұрын

300k a year to fly to WA and sleep in a shed?? jokes on them mate, if i wasnt doin this, i'd be livin in a shed anyway...

@Dozilicous 9 ай бұрын

I mean, ain't nothing wrong with the shed life... right?

@GarnComedy 9 ай бұрын

for any bozo's that think we're actually on 300k a year keep dreamin' we're essentially on centrelink cheers!

@ShoeysAdventures 9 ай бұрын

strangly accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dwmfty3111 9 ай бұрын

And still eating a block of cheese in the kitchen

@gazelle1189 9 ай бұрын

I sent u a message on my school computer yesterday

@sczuo 9 ай бұрын

I'm starting to think Garn was employed to boost tourism in Australia

@urapooper362 9 ай бұрын

no, he's employed by centrelink to advertise potential jobs

@nicholascharles9625 9 ай бұрын

He'd do a better job than our last one.

@BasicXavier 9 ай бұрын

would have been the only good thing the government has done since free healthcare

@someoneelse1534 7 ай бұрын

How will you know if he’s serious unless you come Down Under for a look?

@AUG_XZABER 7 ай бұрын

Garn and Bluey hauling the Australian tourism industry.

@littlecatfeet9064 9 ай бұрын

Your mate scored 100% on his drug test, well done!

@aerisgainsborough2141 9 ай бұрын

didn't even study!!!

@dookiepost 9 ай бұрын

Drug test? What drugs are we testing?

@littlecatfeet9064 9 ай бұрын

@@dookiepost send me whatever you’ve got and I promise to tell you what’s good and what isn’t 😵‍💫

@isthisconnor 9 ай бұрын

He got a high distinction with out even trying. What a legend.

@Ian-of9oi 9 ай бұрын

Last drug test I took was multiple choice.

@maxnaz47 9 ай бұрын

You missed out on the part where you come home from shift to find your house completely empty, your bank account drained and a whole bunch of facebook photos of your missus relaxing on a beach at bali with her personal trainer... Apart from that, spot on!

@Stupididiot67 9 ай бұрын

too real

@GarnComedy 9 ай бұрын

very specific....

@Ghosty618 9 ай бұрын

That's strangely specific, mate 💀

@uncleputes 9 ай бұрын

It's okay mate, she didn't deserve you anyway.

@aviraj270 9 ай бұрын

Chin up mate, you’ll find someone better

@SaulGoodman053 9 ай бұрын

Garn may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

@brandonzhou2233 9 ай бұрын

This is gold

@fungling7982 9 ай бұрын

Amazing that you watched the whole video and commented this 1 minute after it was posted!

@SaulGoodman053 9 ай бұрын

@@fungling7982 I already knew it was gonna be good before I watched it

@darkassassin6457 9 ай бұрын

Seen this comment way too much. Almost up there with the dogshit morbius comments

@fungling7982 9 ай бұрын

@@SaulGoodman053 Sorry I was rude!

@MexicanMinority 9 ай бұрын

my brother works in the mines and all he does is sit on his ass for a week then presses some buttons. you did this perfectly garn 100/10

@sendnoodles5437 9 ай бұрын

Apparently it's either that or being worked down to the bone by some racist abusive maniac

@warcrimeenthusiast2537 9 ай бұрын

I work in the gold mines here in the United States, and I'm so happy to see that some things are universal to the mining experience! Only thing missing for me is the supervisor with a lump of coal up his ass saying "We've got to keep up production!"

@BType13X2 9 ай бұрын

up here processing bitumen in Canada same experience... "We need to have a truck loaded in 2 passes or the whole mine's shutting down." meanwhile record profits.

@unhippy1 9 ай бұрын

From a coal mine in New Zealand....supervisors losing their shit over production while the mine makes record profits is a universal mining experiance

@jake8748 9 ай бұрын

Australian gas fields the same.

@Northwoods208 9 ай бұрын

That's just running equipment in any setting. Logging, mining, infrastructure, oil and gas, the name changes, the game doesn't

@bamuz 9 ай бұрын

I’m in America. Where do I go to get on?

@PavlovKids 9 ай бұрын

What if someone is trying to track down Garn after every recording because he actually does the job, records and leaves

@jimmyrecard6021 9 ай бұрын

a true FIFO

@Dozilicous 9 ай бұрын

Genuinely wouldn't surprise me lol

@dadmum 9 ай бұрын

Wonder why it takes em so long to film every skit...

@FionaEm 9 ай бұрын

@@dadmumThey're in Townsville, mate. Time moves slowly up there 😅

@nathanfrank5160 9 ай бұрын

pinkertons on the hunt

@channingtaintum 9 ай бұрын

What baffles me is how Garn actually gets permission to get into these jobsites & facilities all so that his videos are even more accurate

@nkill6 9 ай бұрын

Hes wearing high vis man its all good

@mathew_maldonado 9 ай бұрын

@@nkill6cash in hand

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing 9 ай бұрын

I dont see a mine, l see a storage yard

@funkyromero 5 ай бұрын

It is like aussie companies are actually run by people and not by corporate robots.

@MightyTheArmadillo_YouTube 9 ай бұрын

Murph is the best character to represent Australian culture.

@cattysplat 9 ай бұрын

When I visited Perth in WA I was convinced the city was orbital dropped from space into endless desert. There's simply nothing outside the city limits, like Mega City 1 or the Cyberpunk Badlands.

@AfferbeckBeats 9 ай бұрын

There's hundreds of kilometers of forestland in the south all the way to the ocean though?

@JohnSmith-jh1iy 9 ай бұрын

Its pronounced “Perf”

@InvisiblerApple 9 ай бұрын

I've always been amused that Skyrim has a guy named Perth guarding a mine in the endless expanse before Markarth.

@GamingPenguin4545 9 ай бұрын

As a resident of Perth, I can tell you a decent chunk of that nothing is just farmland, and a RAAF air-base

@Nick_fb 9 ай бұрын

Shhhh, you'll make people look

@sethportwine7648 9 ай бұрын

My Dads a FIFO worker out in the mines and this is 100% accurate.

@cvytnioy56dvfuj4g7 9 ай бұрын

38 years in open cut mining. This is accurate. Very accurate.

@mitchmackenzie3293 9 ай бұрын

[skilled labour noises] (*snoring*) You guys are a national treasure

@gerardroll6468 9 ай бұрын

I can DEFINITELY see a sponsorship coming for the channel from Qantas for Garn 😂😂😂

@freeman10000 9 ай бұрын

Qantas, slack-arse Aussie airline. Give me Singapore Air any day 👍

@gerardroll6468 9 ай бұрын

@@freeman10000… Qantas sucks “the big one”… Singapore Airlines will ALWAYS be light years ahead of them in terms of quality service in all areas. I haven’t flown with them for a while but was made to feel right at home last time I flew with them back in 2018. I’ve had pretty good service from Virgin Australia since air travel opened up again 👍😄✈️

@timeodaneosetdona 9 ай бұрын

“How good are these jammies, hey?”

@richardhaselwood9478 9 ай бұрын

As someone with more than 20 years in mining, the accuracy hurts, a lot....

@vicbittertoo 9 ай бұрын

same , fckn spot on :)

@Tander098 9 ай бұрын

I had to get away from getting a long weight at bunnings to watch another Garn. masterpiece.

@TedJM 9 ай бұрын

Make sure you have a bucket to catch the sparks

@AfferbeckBeats 9 ай бұрын

Did they have any blinker fluid? I can't find that shit anywhere

@lazyperfectionist3978 9 ай бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats - Probaby in the aisle next to the tartan paint

@SamsonIsBored07 9 ай бұрын

@@lazyperfectionist3978isle 37?

@gerardroll6468 9 ай бұрын

@ 0:41 - 1:00… I couldn’t think of better publicity for Qantas than the highest “praise” from Garn 🇦🇺✈️👍🇦🇺

@kayboku7281 9 ай бұрын

omg that sleeping scene with the recordings is pure gold

@elizabethscott7660 9 ай бұрын

It's alright for the buggers above ground. Whole other s**t show for the moles underground. Get up in the dark, work in the dark, go to bed in the dark. Did you forget about the sheilas that drive heavy machinery and Haul trucks, and my mate the only female sparky on site? Other than than, you nailed it. Oh yeah, and the tax bracket.

@repeatsne9735 9 ай бұрын

Every roofer ever! Would be a bloody laugh

@mcrichards694 9 ай бұрын

This made me want to become an Australian miner

@borlae 9 ай бұрын

“It’s impossible for a person to never make a bad video” Garn- “hold my beer”

@NateH-qd7bm 9 ай бұрын

Garn is sitting on a gold mine

@smellysam 9 ай бұрын

Gina Rinehart owns it and wants him git!

@ash6248 9 ай бұрын

Once again. Youve exposed an entire industry and we all love it 😂😂

@jaydensimpson3 9 ай бұрын

As a Western Australian, i can’t resonate more with this

@nowthatsfunny8255 9 ай бұрын

As a former FIFO worker you pretty much nailed it 😂

@The_Big_Unit69 9 ай бұрын

As a miner I can attest to how accurate this is 😂

@zombum306 9 ай бұрын

“Hello m8, can I come onto your dangerous job site and film myself and friends being dickheads for 20 minutes. Cheers” Love it

@Lethal_Virus 9 ай бұрын

Its great to see Garn's dodgy welds are holding up on the Qantas planes undercarriage

@yamum1480 9 ай бұрын

finally a video about miners, I love miners

@karlzuppin4823 9 ай бұрын

This is pretty accurate for machine operators. I'm a drillers offsider and I actually have to do hard work on my swing.

@davidhui7369 9 ай бұрын

any advice for someone wanting to get into the drilling gig as an offsider? especially if ill be young, fresh out of highschool? physcially capable

@willanthevillain418 9 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369Yeah, don’t

@davidhui7369 9 ай бұрын

?@@willanthevillain418

@karlzuppin4823 9 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369 it's pretty physically demanding. Plus being away from home so much can be a bit hard for some people. If you're interested in it though I'd say go for it

@bdawg3942 9 ай бұрын

A company like Oz drill is very popular with that. Perth has lots of drilling companies. Do a google search.

@IsaacWale2004 9 ай бұрын

You don't upload very much, but it's always worth it. Please make "every professional KZfaqr" ever 😂

@GarnComedy 9 ай бұрын

this one was very hard to pull together, filmin on a real airplane, inside a real airport, access to real mining machinery and processing plants - took us a while to get it all sorted

@ValhallaIronworks 9 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy and you fuckin smashed it, mate! I'll never know how you pull off getting into all these places haha

@anmolsaxena_ 9 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy hats off to you sir, for gracing us with some of the most relatable and entertaining short form content!

@kollinspencer847 9 ай бұрын

you know i have a skid loader you couldve used@@GarnComedy

@tempestgrav 9 ай бұрын

But they're running out of professions to take the possible out of!? Stockbrokers? Bookies? Bartenders? Teachers? Nurses? Fire Brigade? ...COPS!? LOL Strippers... m/f?

@virtualcecil5918 9 ай бұрын

This just shows what miners actually do in some regions lifeline. (the regions already done for.)

@barbros2023 9 ай бұрын

This guy connections are crazy, he's gone thru more jobs than most people

@mcflappy01 9 ай бұрын

this bloke be holding my sanity up

@nickyboy22071989 9 ай бұрын

Murph I've just hit one year on the mines and you've made me so happy.

@toms_fishing7023 9 ай бұрын

The one I’ve always been waiting for, should do a part 2- every night shift worker ever, get paid overtime with no supervisors around 😂😂

@Motumatai3 9 ай бұрын

Worked in Open Cast in South Australia in the early 1980's. Very accurate portrayal of life. Back then half of us were stacking away the $$ flat out and the other half were pissing it all up against the wall. Oh, and our mine was wet. Some of the haul truck operators were 'bottle of bundy a night' guys.... Try that today and see how you get on🤔

@Daniel-qu2kh 9 ай бұрын

That's sad

@connordarvall8482 9 ай бұрын

I just checked out the welder video and realised these videos have continuity.

@BMS-59_LIVE 9 ай бұрын

FARK YEAH

@dancingoptimusprime2285 9 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one for quite awhile❤

@CASA-dy4vs 9 ай бұрын

Garn is an absolute golden channel. Peak comedy of this century

@MrHamsto24 9 ай бұрын

The caffeinated beverages is too true. We got glass front vending machines in our break room and everybody would keep updated on the rotating stock. "Did you see behind the watermelon monsters? There's a new brand back there!" "Oh yeah! Huh, never seen that kind before. Gotta try it." Or "Hey Barry, buy a Ho-Ho so I can get the Honey buns behind it!" Now I work for a bunch of coffee-drinking engineer mids.

@aliceroberts5928 9 ай бұрын

I need a behind the scenes, the production quality on this is insane

@angelolo5626 9 ай бұрын

SITTING HERE REFRESHING FOR GARN I LOVE YOUUU, Legend of Australia right here everyone

@arthurmorgan4137 9 ай бұрын

Gotta love it when Gary uploads

@tobybillings3681 9 ай бұрын

who the fucks Gary

@FoldinBoxes 9 ай бұрын

The subtitles for this made me laugh. When the two are snoring together: [ Skilled worker noises ] lol

@pelago_ 9 ай бұрын

This was awesome, you’re fucking smashing it and the quality is so consistent. I’m proud of you big dog

@AL-yk9on 9 ай бұрын

man through hard times im going through right now. thank you garn for the laughs ahaha

@benhudson4014 9 ай бұрын

Hey man i got into uncontrollable laughter the entire story, The trifecta, best medicine. Bravo xxx

@AllOverGrim 7 ай бұрын

I love this channel so much, its like australian letterkenny

@Savrager 9 ай бұрын

Love all the videos you guys make, they all ways make me laugh!

@stephanopapadimitriou4789 9 ай бұрын

Garn never disappoints

@jusTeHz 7 ай бұрын

Garn always delivers, he just mines out these like shooting stars

@benperson5339 9 ай бұрын

Watching this while bludging in the office at my FIFO job 👍

@Chunkyjalapeno 9 ай бұрын

QUEENSLANDER!

@dr.nosborn6330 9 ай бұрын

Apart from the great possibility of seeing the partner of your life leave because you were away too much. Spot on as always 😂😂😂

@GainingDespair 9 ай бұрын

I always look forward to these

@tripleseven7090 9 ай бұрын

easily the funniest guy on youtube, maybe even the world. love the work mate, keep up the great work!

@DaNargh42 9 ай бұрын

Don't get me started on some of my workmates. Underground pit fitters can legitimately hide in a dark corner and take a 5 hour kip

@Kristenoyinbo 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@native2020 9 ай бұрын

yeah mate

@alkain00 9 ай бұрын

Aw nice! Another steamin' hot Garn vid! Thanks a ton, my guy!

@NixFanBoy007 9 ай бұрын

Another gem boys. Always a laugh!

@lachieniven5273 9 ай бұрын

This is always golden

@spudlee3547 9 ай бұрын

Hahahaha Spot on Mate CHeerS 🍻🇦🇺💪

@bradschneider82 9 ай бұрын

This shit never fails to make me laugh. True Aussie classic once again

@Alfiy_Wolf 9 ай бұрын

You forgot to add the guy who signed up because he misunderstood what they meant by miner

@_D_P_ 9 ай бұрын

This was chaos. I appreciate the effort.

@aonbrogan8266 9 ай бұрын

What I've learned from Garn is that the difference between American laborers and Australian tradies is inconsequential at best and non-existent at worst.

@meisteremm 8 ай бұрын

Just different terms of "endearment" for the bosses.

@matthewwood3394 2 ай бұрын

The two blokes asleep with the recording talking to each other is the best.

@spadgm 9 ай бұрын

Another dose of comedy gold! bloody legend!

@technalite 9 ай бұрын

Garn does it again!

@EagleSlightlyBetter 9 ай бұрын

omg. that ending was brilliant.

@77cupholder 9 ай бұрын

Been waiting all month for a new vid! woot woot

@Bigged-kv4kh 9 ай бұрын

Great video as always Garn

@meanintellectual5222 9 ай бұрын

he's now what i imagine what everyone from townsville looks like

@ermagerd101 9 ай бұрын

I worked with a fella who was on eccy's the night before shift, and 'bent a mirror' (put a truck on it's side) the next day. The nerds in their hi-vis vests were on him within seconds asking for a piss sample. He was very productive up until that moment.

@DJDynablend 8 ай бұрын

Next minute your enjoying ya "Complimentary cup of water and cheese cracker" from Qantas hahaha😂😂

@Colours.Gaming 9 ай бұрын

Painfully accurate

@SpudsAreGreat 9 ай бұрын

Mate I love this video especially the end part

@mootheconqueror1965 9 ай бұрын

Garn has done it again

@notthefbi7932 9 ай бұрын

Got it down to a 3 hour work week 😂😂😂😂

@Dom34007 9 ай бұрын

Thinking about going to the mines as an electrician, had to be early in this video 😂

@BusyMEOW 9 ай бұрын

Become a sparky in a dewatering crew! All you do is wire up bore pumps to the headworks, you'll learn how soft-starters work and genset tweaking. Safer to work above ground too..

@Dom34007 9 ай бұрын

@@BusyMEOW oh yeah I’ll have a look, I originally wanted to do house electrical

@BusyMEOW 9 ай бұрын

@@Dom34007 You'll learn some plumbing things too, like water rates litres per second. The sparky's get left alone, new ones get partnered up with old guys to learn how things are. 😊 Make money now, retire later fat and happy with a nice house