Every Welder Ever... | Garn.
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Welders & Boilermakers, the most elite tradies in Australia... TIG, MIG or Stick. No worries... Welding might be the easiest trade on the planet, as long as you can hold a grinder and know how to use a can of spray paint, you're off to the races. Honestly most of the job consists of welding all your apprentices tools into elaborate cages everyday.
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Every Welder Ever... | Garn.
Every Boilermaker Ever...
Every Fabrication Shop Ever...
Every Tradie Ever...
How to Weld...
How NOT to Weld...
Sh*t Welders Say....
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
@GarnComedy 11 ай бұрын
do ya best f*ckin sikaflex the rest mate
@Ianwh 11 ай бұрын
I love ur video
@MurlokDredger 11 ай бұрын
Too roight mate
@Woofymon 11 ай бұрын
Love your videos
@thebaconsonful 11 ай бұрын
I soo want that on a Tshirt. Stuff all those weldporn ones.
@HenryHoax-nh7zj 11 ай бұрын
Gold
@l.halford3735 11 ай бұрын
Welders are the just guys that saw the hot glue gun in art class and never looked back
@legallyfree2955 11 ай бұрын
That's mig welders. Tig welders are the guys that wanted to build stuff but didn't want to get dirt under their fingernails.
@Croz89 11 ай бұрын
@@legallyfree2955 And stick welders are the perfectionists who think welding is an art form.
@legallyfree2955 11 ай бұрын
@@Croz89 Well, in my experience stick welders are farmers so that doesn't apply at all lol... Worst looking welds ever seen...
@krisnick92 11 ай бұрын
@@Croz89stick welders are guys who wanted to get into mig welding but couldn't afford all the consumables
@non1503 11 ай бұрын
@@legallyfree2955 "Worst looking welds ever seen..." But they worked...Mostly.
@quickler1959 11 ай бұрын
Welding a tradies bundy inside a little cage might be the most advanced form of torture in the modern age
@maxnaz47 11 ай бұрын
Provided you also cage the grinder, make them punch the hinge out of the drop saw, again...
@smellysam 11 ай бұрын
@@maxnaz47nah mate, you cage the grinder tighter tool after overtorquing a flappy on.
@Xxassass1n021xX 11 ай бұрын
@@smellysamthat's fucked mate... Gonna do that today to me tradesmen today
@smellysam 11 ай бұрын
@@Xxassass1n021xX a used flappy is best, to remove any remaining crumb of hope.
@Defensive_Wounds 11 ай бұрын
The modern device called a straw would fix that issue easily.
@sczuo 11 ай бұрын
My dad is a welder and I can personally guarantee this is 100% true.
@thebaconsonful 11 ай бұрын
Being a fitter and turner working with boilies all day, I vouch for it as well.
@CaptainEasypants 11 ай бұрын
And he found your mum down the brothel too
@yuukimasamura5143 11 ай бұрын
Being a office worker in the corporate world, I can also vouch for this
@fairy_floss 11 ай бұрын
Same this is so true
@ccprophets 11 ай бұрын
being a boilermaker myself, your full of Sh**
@terribletoe-wl7rj 11 ай бұрын
That fire affect was bloody beautiful
@toasterlad5577 11 ай бұрын
it wasn't an effect
@HITSAOBUNGALAO-cx4kt 11 ай бұрын
effect? what effect?
@InvisiblerApple 11 ай бұрын
@@toasterlad5577 The effect was that the flames were digitally removed ;)
@pstrap1311 11 ай бұрын
I think the industry lingo is that real fire would be a "special effect," also known as a "practical effect," whereas digital fire would be a "visual effect." If the effect involves altering the footage after it has been shot (aka "post-production"), then it is considered "visual," I believe.
@kaybeemcduck6873 11 ай бұрын
Garn is almost like the David Attenborough of aussie jobs.
@InvisiblerApple 11 ай бұрын
He'd make a hilarious ripoff of Philomena Cunk.
@Defensive_Wounds 11 ай бұрын
@InvisiblerApple Well she's gone to shit lately so....
@williyum9641 11 ай бұрын
I love Australian Jobs taught by Garn. Learn alot
@gerardroll6468 11 ай бұрын
Who needs official “on the job” training or study at TAFE when ol’ mate Murph can teach you everything you need to learn??? 😆👌
@3.9L_V8 11 ай бұрын
The good ol safety squint, approved for welding, grinding, painting, machining, compressed air, and more!
@qwertyman747 6 ай бұрын
And any time the safety squint isn’t good enough, you have the good old “close your eyes, turn your head and do it by feel” technique. That’s a beauty that is, I get by just fine with it.
@justanobadi6655 2 ай бұрын
I've used the safety squint every time I was on a lathe or milling machine
@johnt.sunderland7312 Күн бұрын
as a machinist, one of the shops I was at, think I only used goggles like 3 times. other than that, it was safety squint, or hide behind a machine door as I do my thing. but lpt, if you are expecting chips and lots of them, faceshields arent enough, go for full wraparound goggles and a faceshield. seems excessive but one job I had, felt the steamin hot steel chip touch my eyelid when I had regular safety glasses on.
@josephsiddiqui6472 11 ай бұрын
The airline in the background got me laughing so hard lmao
@garethreid7996 11 ай бұрын
It's like the old saying "A grinder and paint make me the welder I aint". Quality vid as usual.
@mikeliterus2785 11 ай бұрын
As a boilermaker I can confirm this is 200%true
@IleneOva 11 ай бұрын
Oil him up like a tin man had me in stitches.
@mikeliterus2785 11 ай бұрын
@@IleneOva can confirm we run on alcohol and high hopes
@DrCranberry 11 ай бұрын
As a pipefitter, this is also 100% true. Foreman gets pissed at you cause you didnt return his calls on a fucking weekend. Super gets pissed cause you called him at 2 AM trying to find where the fuck your supposed to go, refuses to tell you, then gets mad that you didn't show up. Theres at least 1 Journeyman on site who thinks he can do your job better despite the fact that his welds bust X-Ray every fucking time. It's great honestly, love this life and the pay if you go union is amazing for how fucked the work is sometimes.
@Harrison2610 11 ай бұрын
Certainly true in my BM local lol
@dylanzrim3635 11 ай бұрын
He’s only missed the bit where you cure the hangover by turning the welder to oxygen only and having a good ol whiff
@jaredconnor3583 11 ай бұрын
as some one who has worked in a welding joint this is very accurate the amount of dodgy welds that left on the truck is unbelievable😂
@judysimpson3774 11 ай бұрын
Bloody oath. You drum up extra business... it's called a Rework!! 🤣
@wannabehick5221 11 ай бұрын
@@judysimpson3774damn right gotta love having customers throw a fit and having you rework all 1200 parts then just laying in some dog shit beads and getting em out the door half assed.
@smokerise 10 ай бұрын
If something comes in and the owner welded on it first, we charge double for having to grind off all of his birdshit.
@iguessimaweeaboonow1282 2 ай бұрын
we had some critical parts fail an x-ray test a bit ago boss just goes eh put it on the truck
@urphakeandgey6308 11 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard at the end with the "I can't hear anything." I wasn't a welder, but worked in a metal shop as a shop hand, basically. Got more hearing damage than I would've going to raves.
@LabiaLicker 3 ай бұрын
from what?
@jacksimpson4362 3 ай бұрын
@@LabiaLicker Grinders, band saws, air compressors, all of them together is just a cacophony of noise.
@tonyloechte9994 11 ай бұрын
My old man was a boilermaker for 40 years and you don’t know how hard this hit the nail on the head. 😂 Love it
@NateH-qd7bm 11 ай бұрын
Murph knows how to make boring tradie jobs super funny
@candyman9635 11 ай бұрын
welding ? boring ? you're crazy.
@NateH-qd7bm 11 ай бұрын
@@candyman9635 no Brus not welding
@thebob3712 11 ай бұрын
@@NateH-qd7bm welding is a brain dead boring job. Welders are just wanna be boilermakers, don't have the brain to be a metal butcher.
@baconterrorist945 11 ай бұрын
Clearly ain't a welder
@smokerise 10 ай бұрын
My job is not boring, and I'm still going after 45 or so years.
@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын
That piss-head boily with the shakes is dead on 😂
@michaelboyce7079 11 ай бұрын
Before there was the breatho and piss tests, I worked on an earthworks job. The final trim grader op was an alky who had the worst case of the ducks and drakes in the morning. He wasn't worth a c**t full of cold water as a grader op first thing in the morning, but give him his breakfast beer and he could shave a fly's pussy with that grader blade. Money well spent the boss reckoned!
@ianrobertson3419 11 ай бұрын
Lol, dead on, I'm going to call my welder the tin man from now on.
@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын
@@ianrobertson3419 😊 Waterproof tank? ..More like piss tank! 🚂 Toot!!
@lilthommodt 11 ай бұрын
It's funny because I weld as a hobby, and I only get the shakes and the jags when I'm sober! 😂
@BusyMEOW 11 ай бұрын
@@lilthommodt aye guy, what are you like at soldering?
@jackdanielsization 11 ай бұрын
Got a welding apprenticeship a few months back, gotta say this shits spot on
@anxietyonline1947 11 ай бұрын
Yeah same bro, wanna fight?
@jackdanielsization 11 ай бұрын
@anxietyonline1947 yeah catch me down the smoko shed after work Friday, supervisor said you were talking shit bout my fillet welds
@mopedmarathon 10 ай бұрын
Good on you boys! Here’s to a long and successful bead!
@blackoutlol2857 10 ай бұрын
0:48 this shot alone implies that murph is now responsible for 357 counts of manslaughter 😅
@JS-rv3et Ай бұрын
Not really do you know HOW MANY PEOPLE had to EPICLY FAIL their jobs to cause a plane crash?
@beemoocooks4969 Ай бұрын
Man slaughter or mans laughter?😉
@pamluxford5854 11 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂 my hubby was a welder and fabricator. I had a heavy ass kitchen roll holder by that would kill a man, a solid steel gate that needed a team to move and everything in the house that could be was fing galvanised plus I spent pretty much every other week him in A and E with welders flash or a hole in his face from flying metal! Was brutal! 😂
@misspenelopediamond1856 11 ай бұрын
Always wildly accurate I feel like you've been in all of these jobs for like 9 weeks and moved on 😂
@adamwilkinson1374 9 ай бұрын
As a boilermaker who lives the life; "come this time next week, I'll be swimmin' in it" hit different
@Meggarra 11 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter if you had a bad day, cos Garn has uploaded and it has turned into a good day!
@ShellShock11C 11 ай бұрын
:)
@RedheadJack 11 ай бұрын
So this is the guy who made OceanGate's Sub
@crandonborth Ай бұрын
As a 27 old welder that has 34 years of experience… I can confirm we do all of this.
@judysimpson3774 11 ай бұрын
Best mates a boilermaker. This is hysterical because it's true. The only thing missing is the workshop dog getting off his bed at smoko and snatching dimmies out of bloke's hands who never saw it coming. 🤣
@GnuFrontiers 11 ай бұрын
The B plot of the QANTAS flight was awesome 🤣
@RachaelWard 11 ай бұрын
“357 Dead At Qantas Airlines” on the TV in the background had me rollin’😂
@xtrafresh2721 11 ай бұрын
You know it’s a good day when Garn uploads it
@NateH-qd7bm 11 ай бұрын
Get a bit worried when he doesn't
@bethdoublekickchick8007 11 ай бұрын
My sons dad, is a welder, we were together for 14 years and this is spot welded on mate! I can smell the fumes, diesel grease and grinding dust right now 😅🤘
@Slavicplayer251 11 ай бұрын
currently a welder apprentice can confirm it’s all true
@Knightmare-yg1rd 11 ай бұрын
same here laying dime's
@Kenionatus 11 ай бұрын
Did you win or loose last week's fight?
@Slavicplayer251 3 ай бұрын
@@Kenionatus i’m 6’2 and was 140kg at the time
@user-gd8ib3hv7e Ай бұрын
Currently a 14 yr old welder in college all of it is true
@kamilbmx 11 ай бұрын
0:48 did anybody notice the news on the TV ? Gotta love the attention to detail
@Milo_3639 11 ай бұрын
Watching this video grants me legal authority to play with metal works
@hondaftwg9543 11 ай бұрын
Honestly this is 100% correct when it comes to small mom and pop fabrication shops. 2 years of wasting my life for nothing. Get in with a company that cares about its employees.
@bnbcraft6666 6 ай бұрын
They only offer $15 an hour 🙄
@-_._._- 11 ай бұрын
Gonna show this to my old man who has been welding for 30 years.
@ghoste1605 11 ай бұрын
Oil him up like a tin man to get a good weld was my favorite quote!
@FriedEggsandJellyfish 11 ай бұрын
As a welder, can confirm this was all true. We're over paid primadonnas 😂
@methylmania 9 ай бұрын
Yeah. Mostly spray and pray, biological welding robots fueled with nicotine and alcohol.
@user-qz2if4km4k 6 ай бұрын
Are we over paid?
@joshuahood2343 11 ай бұрын
always good when garn uploads my day just got better
@TashiTheChildOfApollo 11 ай бұрын
The quality of these videos is sky rocketing. Good on everyone involved. Bloodily fantastic
@spadgm 11 ай бұрын
OMG, this was absolute gold!
@lukeplayzgamez6414 11 ай бұрын
Today's a bloody good day because garn has another banger for us
@johannes7059 11 ай бұрын
stopping everything when i see that Garn uploaded, you never miss
@potheadpikachu403 11 ай бұрын
You guys make me proud to be an Aussie
@TheKetamineSquid 11 ай бұрын
as a welder myself, this is too accurate. good onya garn.
@sebbi9752 11 ай бұрын
You know its a good day when Garn. uploads! 🔥
@uneditedcringe9514 11 ай бұрын
You know it’s gonna be a good day when Garn. uploads a new video
@andrewhill3828 11 ай бұрын
Love to see it, welcome back
@qocket 21 күн бұрын
Ah yes the welder's squint with the visor raised... Just as Scott Morrison intended.
@bernmahan1162 11 ай бұрын
I once shared a house with three welders. At any given time one of them would be sporting an eyepatch!
@joelmctaggart3187 11 ай бұрын
Also a welder, had to wear an eyepatch twice in 6 months, still worth it despite rust rings in the eyeball.
@bernmahan1162 11 ай бұрын
@@joelmctaggart3187 Hope they pay you a decent wage!
@raisedhalkey 11 ай бұрын
Bloody great vid, like always, so true as well.
@encinoman903 11 ай бұрын
There's a gem of actual wisdom here: being on site _is_ better.
@armageddon3867 11 ай бұрын
YES, I’m a welder and a blacksmith so I feel proud that we got a video
@big_ute 11 ай бұрын
As a welder myself...this is 100% accurate
@perhapscoleiro3164 11 ай бұрын
Gotta love the Garn
@christianburns4589 11 ай бұрын
23 years as a welder I've seen all of this both in aussie and nz. Bloody spot on 😂
@damonthomas9374 4 ай бұрын
wait.... you only caught on fire twice??? MATE.... thats really fcking good. lost count on how many hoodies trousers and bibs i lost during 4yrs
@IsaacWale2004 11 ай бұрын
This guy needs a T.V show.
@izaak2446 11 ай бұрын
surely
@jarrod1687 11 ай бұрын
That's an insult in this day and age, t.v. is dead.
@CampfireChronicle1 11 ай бұрын
it would just suck all the good comedy out fairly quickly
@AfferbeckBeats 11 ай бұрын
You're watching it, he'd be reaching far more people with this channel than getting on ABC2 at 11pm on a Sunday or whatever
@smellysam 11 ай бұрын
@@AfferbeckBeatsGarn reaches the bits ABC2 can’t, like Belgium. Erm. Actually a TV show would be ace.
@nathanuel3762 11 ай бұрын
The best! Gotta do a plasterer one next
@Careonovam 10 ай бұрын
Welded big press doors for years, 99% sure that counts as being a boilermaker. That and the fact that i'm allowed to smoke while welding. Great vid, you rock. Cheers !
@iainmaclean4872 11 ай бұрын
the best welds in this video are the ones on the cages for your coworker's tools. mind-blowingly accurate.
@JustAPersonWhoComments 11 ай бұрын
Being a welder sounds like a wild mix of skill, chaos and questionable life choices
@radioanon4535 8 ай бұрын
Currently learning to be one. Yes, it is. I'm not even a proper welder yet.
@SaulGoodman053 11 ай бұрын
Hey man just wanted to let you know, you make my day ten times better even when I've had the shittiest of days. Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing.♥♥
@oneandonlylean 11 ай бұрын
Gay
@Dmonbomber 11 ай бұрын
been waiting a long time for this
@HippieDreamsWV 11 ай бұрын
Improving your craft a lot here. Great video!
@cmoore496 11 ай бұрын
Classic Garn!
@pedrovandenbroek1806 11 ай бұрын
I am a welder and this is a very good representation of our job
@Michael-it7nx 11 ай бұрын
@Garn… you have a great crew of mates for these skits. 😀🤜🤛
@F1rstNameLastName 11 ай бұрын
The "yeah mate" at the start of every video is perfect
@luckyduckydrivingschool3615 11 ай бұрын
Ever since I started watching Garn videos I've been using Aussie slang around the job, and so far nobody has had the balls to say anything about it yet
@-black-noir858 11 ай бұрын
Before there was boiler making, there was Garn
@stupidas9466 11 ай бұрын
Nothing better than the "safety squint"!
@anthorus1996 11 ай бұрын
Walking into work with the shames from alcohol withdrawals AND wearing that welding cap was too spot on for one of the casuals my old workplace had fkn hell
@GlennyDemons 11 ай бұрын
The legend comes through again Bro the end was gold haha literally 🤣👌 Jobson if you read this mate being a chippy wasn't smart
@HSV-MALOO 11 ай бұрын
Garn on top mate
@thcenterprisellc112 11 ай бұрын
Are man came Thur again just when we needed him most ! Crack on !
@andor001 11 ай бұрын
One of the best channels out there.
@admiralcat8409 11 ай бұрын
It is a great day when Garn uploads
@fuge74 11 ай бұрын
Garn, I really love your work, while there may be a difference in local culture, the trades are near about the same where ever you go. I always get a good laugh at each of your videos and the guys at work really get a good laugh at them. unfortunately the boat my family was on took a wrong turn and ended up in the colony of Georgia.
@kyles5513 11 ай бұрын
This is some funny and very accurate stuff right here.
@joshkoster2851 11 ай бұрын
These vids always hit the nail on the head
@navfab1 11 ай бұрын
Grinder and paint, make ya the welder you aint.
@gerardroll6468 11 ай бұрын
So, so accurate… And pretty f**kin’ funny 👍😂
@2010couple 11 ай бұрын
The news in the background lol. Great touch
@joshuavella5563 11 ай бұрын
Love this guy
@IsaacWale2004 11 ай бұрын
Video idea: Every KZfaqr ever.
@dino5887 11 ай бұрын
DO A BARBERSHOP APPRENTICE ONE
@ZenshouPhyr 11 ай бұрын
I've been watching since the start and noticed the increased production levels on this one. Did enjoy. Wobby wobby ;)
@Axeman2213 11 ай бұрын
This may I say is a garn classic
@rangiem2948 11 ай бұрын
If, Garn was my work boss, oh hell yay... Have a great laugh
@WhoAreYou-.-. 11 ай бұрын
Can you do fitter and turner next please garn?
@codybassett112 8 ай бұрын
Showing this to my coworkers. Thank you.
@1theKevin_ 11 ай бұрын
How'd Qantas crash?
@liamlees5899 11 ай бұрын
Mate I’ve been doing this for 146 years and I can tell ya right now your doing it all wrong, you got soft hands
@saitamaopm7865 11 ай бұрын
it makes my month every time u guys post
@Yuri_Vorkuta 11 ай бұрын
1:14 is every old concreter ever
@jaiwatkins9584 11 ай бұрын
Always look forward to these vids🤣
@DannyBoy3507 11 ай бұрын
Garns always spot on with these videos 😂
@coopadupa 11 ай бұрын
Nailed it
@willow1545 11 ай бұрын
I have never met a welder that could go 2 words without coughing their lungs out this video is very accurate
@lachlancoulter 11 ай бұрын
100% true with this, tho you forgot the countless close calls with the grinder
@marshallblair6970 11 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting so long for this hahahaha
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