The chill diver 1. no mic 2. Emotes with u 3. Trying his best 4. Just trying to have fun 5. Will do everything to be nice and helpful

You missed the 'Open Mic Ear-Cancer diver', heavy breathing, chip eating, talking to someone else in the room: you're forced to listen to either everything or mute them. (At least for me, the Volume for individual divers does nothing on Steam.)

"I have the stratagem, I'm gonna use the strategem" diver-- will wipe the entire squad to take out 2, maybe 3 enemies.

Friend had an atrocious mic I legit told him to wait before starting, drove to store, got him a decent headset and delivered it to him much to his surprise when I rang the door bell. I no longer get migranes whenever he speaks :)

A small niche but a valuable one: the "Mentor Diver", level 40+ these divers join quickplay missions on low difficulty just to find a team of low levels, if there is any player over lv20 in the lobby or its an exterminate mission they imediately exit back to their ship to re-queue, once they find a game with low levels they will only bring equipment with the intention of giving it to their teammates, they stay with the team and provide tips, instruct them on enemy weaknesses and provide as much knowledge as possible. They always give hugs after missions and support the team moral, if any diver dies for any reason, the mentor always blames themselves.

The "main character" diver: Can magically survive almost any situation that they end up in no matter the odds. Runs armor with the liberty protects perk so that they have a 50% chance of not dying from lethal blows. Will rush straight into enemy outposts and somehow kill everything with only a liberater and grenades.

The Punching Bag Diver -Gets killed by anything and everything possible -Relatively new

The clumsy veteran: We were seconds away from being over run. "Grab my samp..." cried E1, as he was engulfed in flame by the hulk. There was no time to process his death, the hulk was turning towards me with a grinding mechanical screech. I turned an ran, preparing to hear the spluttering roar of the flamethrower. W3 was still alive, at least I hope she was, the last I saw of her was a steady muzzle flash retreating into the mist. The booming heavy machine gun faded into the distance followed by a clanking avalanche of walkers and raiders. "FOR DEMOCRACY!" I panted, as my trembling hands programmed a beacon. I threw it behind me over my shoulder and dived over the wall into the ditch. By some miracle I missed the mines, but I landed badly and heard a crunch from my leg. It was the last thing I heard before the orbital railcannon ripped through the hulk with a deafening crack. Ears ringing, I dragged myself onto my feet as red bolts hailed into the ground around me. With a vice-like grip on the handle of my breaker I sprayed suppressive fire as I stumbled behind a nearby rock for cover. I was far from unscathed. My right arm and shoulder were dotted with smouldering craters. I gazed upon my last stim, trying to see the pointy end through pain-blurred vision. I stabbed my neck. The cold pain of the sharp needle was a brief escape from the fear and agony. I felt my heart thump in my chest, my vision began to clear and the ringing in my ears lessened, only to be replaced by the noise of heavy vehicle tracks. Strength returning, I peeked over the rock and stared down the barrel of a tank. As I prayed to liberty for a swift end, my battered helmet chimed "allied super destroyer has entered orbit". A streak of flaming metal slammed into the tank, distracting it from me. A new helldiver, L4, rose from the tank as the barrel began to rotate towards them. L4 dove off the back of the tank, shotgun in hand, and unleashed a blinding torrent of plasma into the vents. The tank exploded as L4 landed on their back between the legs of a walker. A beam of light erupted from their sidearm and the headless pilot slid down the side of its' limp vehicle. L4 whriled around and obliterated a squad of raiders with 3 elegantly placed orbs of plasma. Fingers moving with practiced speed, L4 hurled a beacon into the centre of the automaton fortress and sprinted towards me. "Run!" they ordered. As I turned, another beacon flew from L4s hands landing ahead of me. L4 changed direction, sprinting towards the fog where W3 had been chased. Behind me I heard the glorious boom of 380 shells ripping apart the fort. Not daring to look I continued to run, feeling the shrapnel of dead bots patter off my billowing cape. I noticed plasma screeching through the fog, followed by the sounds of collapsing walkers. I know not to empathise with the enemy, but I'm sure I heard fear in the binary screams of detonating bots. My visor lit up. OBJECTIVE COMPLETED. EXTRACTION AVAILABLE. I nearly cried with joy. I sprinted towards the extraction zone, the thudding bombardment fading into the distance behind me. W3 had already reached the extraction site by the time I got there, the shuttle had already been called, but I couldn't see L4. Before I had time to worry, my visor glowed with SAMPLES COLLECTED. I saw the reassuring flash of plasma, but it was coming from where E1 had died. It was getting closer! I saw L4 in the distance heading towards us but my hope was replaced with fear as I saw a raider to the west fire a red flair into the sky. I jammed another stim into my neck and scrambled to find an ammo box. The automaton dropship got closer then suddenly a bright laser beamed across the sky, destroying the dropship's engine. As the dropship crashed to the ground I saw the shadow of a pelican race towards us. I turned to W3 and shouted "It's here! Fall back!" W3 ran to me but was cloaked by the shadow of a 2nd dropship, under it hung a hulk like nightmarish fruit. I fired into it but my rounds pinged off. L4 leaped towards me and shouted "get in" while hauling the giant laser cannon off their back. Both W3 and the hulk got closer to the shuttle, the hell machine was drawing it's guns on W3, she didn't have time. I look back to L4, standing on a platform, their colossal weapon was buzzing with power. Through the scope they saw the centre of the hulk. Suddenly L4 twists their ankle and stumbles off the side of the platform, their aim shifts to the light pole right in front of them. As L4 falls, the huge gun fires a beam that explodes into the obstructing infrastructure, L4 is turned into red mist within the fireball and W3 is cut down by heavy gunfire. The objective was complete, but it was a lonely ride back to my ship.

Stealth diving is satisfying. There's something about not being seen, turning on the ultra violence for a few seconds, and then slipping away and sneak towards the next objective.

Dad diver, I mute my mic though

"Sample Junkie Diver". This is the Sample Runner Diver that after completing all their ship upgrades evolved their sample collection strategy to perfection and will not rest until all your samples are done as well. You will always see them running in a scout armour with a do-it-all-yourself loadout. They always branch off from the team to solo the side objectives and to destroy the bug nests and fabricators to gain acces to those tasty samples. It doesn't matter if that makes the mission harder, cause it's all about the samples and nothing else. This one diver army will reinforce you out of pity until it is the time for the extraction as they will hide in a corner and not call you in to avoid you leading enemies to them and blowing their cover. The Sample Junkie may not get you out, but you can be sure of them to get at least 30 samples of some sorts out for you as they will not rest until every god damn ship on the Helldivers fleet has been fully upgraded.

The Bodyguard Diver. Equipped with a Shotgun, a auto sidearm, and ems mortars, this Helldiver will stick to one of his allies and help them complete their objectives. They'll keep advancing bugs and bots off you while you reload, throw down sentries to cover your escape, and reinforce you to a safe place or near your dropped items while taking all the aggro and soloing lots of the bigger enemies. They WILL wait until you get on the pelican, even if it means they die.

Definitely a role play diver. Best part is joining a mid mission giving out your call sign and destroy name before delivering sweet liberty to our lucky foe of the day.

the lone wolf diver this helldiver has a squad but goes off on their own alot of the time, completing side objectives and finding loot on the map while the main squad is doing whatever they're doing. they might be off on their own the whole match or return to the squad regularly like scouting. the most veteran of these players return without fail against the odds while the newer of this breed might die and then simply stay with the squad or go out and try again. at their best these divers are helping speed up the match and getting things the squad would have missed, or at their worst kiting enemy patrols back to their squad mates.

I'm a mix of Stealth and Completionist 600+ hours of MGS:V Phantom Pain made me so.

I tend to be a clueless diver. I join random public games. I don't look at what match type we're playing. I have a mic but don't talk. I'm stoned as hell. I will simply follow whoever is telling us where to go and do my best to be a good team mate along the way.

the hellsniper, a diver that will support u best he/she can while being halfay across the map on a rock with a anti-material rifle. u will think they are doing nothing, but then u get marks telling u were all the enemys close to u are and now and then u realize an enemy have sneaked up on u, but when u dive away that enemy explode from an anti-material bullet. the hellsniper might seam useless but they are not. Dive smart, land hard O7

best part of stealth diver is the free super samples. just quietly crawling around a lvl 7+ bot fab mission, nabbing the super samples and waiting out the 15 minute clock for the emergency evac. all without firing a shot.

Solo team diver: Runs alone, but works with the team Can defeat 3 whole bug nests/side objectives all on their own Sometimes spends 8 lives to close one bug whole or bot fabricator (not even a full group if them)

Completionist diver. I just can't help it...We're here to liberate this planet, and you expect me to leave 3 holes, and 2 samples laying on this map? I can't, with a clean heart, let that stand. I'm a Helldiver, damnit! NOTHING SHORT OF PERFECTION FOR SUPEREARTH!

the somehow still alive diver after all he had been through "500s, barrages, got hit by rockets, hit by teammates, surrounded by enemies still survives" like "how are you alive" diver

You forgot the Supporter Diver the brings the B-1 Supply Pack and keeps you and the team supplied on the move and brings the FX-12 Shield Generator Relay and the Orbital EMS Strike to protect his allies from acid spit or lasers and to slow down the enemy, and mostly the first to call for reinforcements if one of you dies and he's less likely to go off his own

The Pyromaniac Diver: -Loves to see the world BURN (Including teammates) -Uses only weapons, that ignite his enemies -Is most likely to be found in bug missions -Laughs at anyones death, since death is something, that happens around him and to him all the time (mostly by fire) -Takes on several Chargers at once, while the team accomplishes the mission -Will always have a lack of stims -Somehow manages to do no damage to his teammates (most of the time) -Is able to chuckle in flamethrower

TF2 Engineer. 1. Usually no mic, when he has one he just makes tf2 engi references. 2. Trying to have fun, but will usually win his missions. 3. Reason he usually wins is he only does defense missions. 4. Is either all turrets or two turrets two mines. 5. goes afk as his armada eradicates everything.

The Daddy Diver... I feel directly and personally called out

imma proud stealth diver, and stealth bugs are not only possible but very fun! Systematically taking out groups so no breaches happen is incredibly satisfying

Being a Completionist has led to my Stim Addiction and my love for the Jetpack

forgot your friendly neighborhood skull admiral, from my experience this is around 40 percent of skull admirals, just there to help out and often are trying new builds and stratagems

I am the objective diver. Because the freaking game crashes all the time. I am also that stim pack guy.

I started as a heavy tank. After many missions, I've adopted the stealth build as my own. Also, the adhd player, competent but prone to missing the retreat call, unknowingly sacrificing themselves so the rest of the party can safely retreat. "OH, sorry guys, didn't see you all run for the next objective. Can I get a call in? Guys?"

"They don't use the emote system" There's an emote system?

The Support Diver - Mimics the other diver's vibes - Is good company (most of the time) - Usually brings the Supply Pack or Shield Pack

Ran into a hacker diver my frist week of playing. Dude was spamming grenades. Like, 10 in a row. Gave him the boot.

I love how the purposefully bad mic you used for the Terrible Mic Diver is still way better than some of the stuff I've heard.

The "come-at-me-bro" comes from COD and Halo and heard that it's inspired by Starship Troopers so thinks the goal is to just mow down as many bugs as possible. They usually top out at level 15 because by then the game has beaten it into them that it's more tactical than that. They're the ying to the MGSV guy's sneaking everywhere yang.

The Napalm Diver, like myself, takes all stratagems and weapons with fire, and prefers to fight the bugs. Usual phrases for them are "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" or "good morning vietnam". Even if the chance of friendly fire is high he (unintentionally) warns his teammates about incoming airdrops before before throwing them with these phrases.

I present for your consideration, the "Squirrel" Diver. This diver is an absolute asset, generally gets along with the group and randoms, is generally cool with any play style, but... will at random at least once or twice per mission just get distracted and/or run off on his own for a point of interest. Usually it happens at pointless times, but occasionally a massive firefight will break out and instead of a full fireteam being pushed to its limit, a team of three will be overwhelmed while a squirrel is halfway across the map finding a nut. Some of you know squirrels, some of you are squirrels, generally we accept your spontaneity, but on other occasions, you piss us all off, but not more than toxic divers, so we accept you.

Gotta be a mix of completionist and super credit farmer, if I see super credits, I’m already gone, extraction? Naw, super credits, samples? Naw, super credits. Then I make sure to complete the mission for those sweet medals and monees (my friends have been begging to get samples and extract to no avail, they are dirt poor because of me, we have no ship upgrades)

As a Veteran of the first game (on PC, think i got to level 37 or something before i got bored grinding to lvl 50), I am glad to see the age old Tradition of dropping Heavy Ordinance on the EVAC point right before you GTFO is still alive and well. Now if only Arrowhead would add the R.E.P beam to HD2, oh how i miss it so. Yeah, I was THAT GUY! The guy who brings the R.E.P beam on every mission and 99% of the time is keeping everyone's HP topped off. (for whatever reason i just love playing Medic in games, maybe its just my High Empathy stat) Still, The Angel Healing drone is coming in the future.... eventually, so that's something.

One more type of diver. The sample diver - this hell diver has already maxed out requisitions but still needs a crap ton of samples to upgrade a ship. He will do objectives and look for samples and not do any optional activities.

Stim Junkie here. I absolutely run medic armor for all of these reasons xD but you forgot that ill take damage on purpose just for the infinite sprint

4:03 that’s just good soldiers, following orders

He just taught a whole new generation of super credit divers

When I saw the martyr diver intro, I just thought of Rico from Killzone 1 on the PS2 xD

How about the "support diver"? I like to think of myself as one. Characteristics: 1. May not be good at soloing missions. 2. Checks which stratagems you are bringing and adjusts accordingly to bring what is needed to help complete the mission. 3. Is the guy that has memorized the arrow sequence of the reinforce, resupply, and supply pack stratagems. 4. Makes it the point to be near the frontlines in case you need help, but will make it a point to not draw aggro. Will always go for the commissars first. 5. May bring atleast one turret to help clear hordes of enemies or cover allied retrea... I mean... advance... allied advance to the next objective. 6. May bring a 'guard dog' at all times so they can focus on resupplying allies and clearing objectives without worrying about getting attacked. 7. Runs any armor that gives them extra stims or grenades. 8. May run energy weapons so that you won't have to compete with them for all the ammo you need. 9. Alternatively, may bring weapons that stagger enemies. 10. Makes sure everyone gets to extract and may get frustrated when this does not happen.

The Grenadier. This guy will bring Supply Pack and Grenade Launcher and will absolutely not share the supply with anyone because he going to use it to supply his own Grenade Launcher. But you can always relies on him to clear the grunt horde while the rest of the team deal with the big ones. And you bet he will TK you more than once.

This one was really funny bro 😂

Stealth diver here, me and my 3 team go stealth and split up to cover more achievements and complete the mission.

Bro I love your content!❤ see you on the battlefield helldiver! 💪

The Cowboy/Gunslinger: Has fun running sidearms only, in particular the Senator. Insists it can be done on any difficulty. Impatiently awaiting more revolvers and/or Gunslinger type perk from HD1. Demands a fan the hammer animation when not using ADS.

The Prepper Diver, Divers building, and perfecting our arsenal and skills for the return of the Illuminate

The rodeo clown/ distraction diver: they typically are being chased by hordes of enemies (usually bugs), being targeted by several large enemy units (chargers typically), and constantly managing to get surrounded by bugs they either manage to weasel their way out or distract the enemies long enough to get cover fire and escape. If they don’t make it they usually die in the goofiest ways possible. This leads to laughs all around as their corpse flies off to the other side of the map or the accidental run straight into a land mine. These divers take all the trouble in stride and laugh off most bad situations.

I love how the response to each type is just "let them do their thing" As it should be

The "no one gets left behind diver" Waits like 6 minutes or more just so that the whole team can extract

The Underage diver. This Helldiver might be a little young for all the blood and gore, yet their parents still let them play for the sake of it, or to play with them. Once they started playing the game, they just get addicted to it, and play it every single day. They might mix up their gameplay with different stratagems, and also might not know the lore behind the game, yet they still play. Also, like the casual diver from last video, they play different games now and then, but ever since they were introduced to helldivers, this was their main game to play.

I fancy myself the “heavy weapons guy” just unlocked the recoilless rifle, and I love taking down heavies.

0:57 "DLC in 2024 making Xenomorphs hit the jubilee"

Teacher Diver - Goes into low level diver missions - Helps the new cadets and teaches them everything they know - will hand over high level gear such as personal shields, mechs and weapons - will take them to assassin type missions to tell them their weak points etc - doesn’t mind taking them on Helldive to show them what’s waiting for them at that level

The gigachad helldiver- heavy armor, digilence, ballistic shield.

The description of the “Daddy Diver” made me feel so seen 🤣🤣❤️

Artillery diver who only uses either the eagle ship or the orbital because they like it

Ironically your tier lists are F tier but your skits are S tier lmao

The "Butterfingers Divers". who cannot get the QTs right in the best of times, let alone in the middle of the fight haha

Spotting a bot patrol in Helldivers 2 gives me flashbacks to Dishonored low chaos. In that you need all your self restraint to convince yourself to not get yourself killed, no matter how snipebale those enemies look

The Dictator: 1. gives you detailed orders as to where you are supposed to go at the start via the mic 2. scolds you if you aren't recovering dropped samples fast enough 3. Gets angry when non-English speaking players have no idea what he is saying 4. Not a great player, expects the rest of the team to protect him

I met a 'Daddy Diver' literally not even an hour before I watched this, sat there when he was AFK keeping the bots off his ass, dude was super chill, it was nice playing with him

I would categorize myself in three ways. The Opportunist Diver: While everyone else distracts the enemies, I will sneak around the edge of the battlefield to reach the primary objective and complete it unimpeded, retreating to a different objective if I get spotted. The Versatile Diver: I crave a loadout that covers *all* situations in a satisfactory manner, like a swiss army knife. I may take longer to handle certain tasks than I would if I brought more specialized tools, but I can get any job done eventually. The Consistent Diver: I refuse to change up my loadout for different missions and situations. It's pointless to even look at the mission type or faction, because I'll be using the same weaponry and Stratagems no matter what.

The Tour Guide here. Started realizing different worlds have different atmospheres, assets, visuals, complications, hazards, etc. Keeping a running list of favorite worlds with best aesthetic and convenience. Learning which worlds have annoying cliffs that block stratagems, what natural hazards like thorns or exploding plants they have, how visibility is in regards to ambient dust/fumes/mist or weather effects. And I am absolutely planning on picking my battles based on which worlds I enjoy the scenery most. Gotta bring the best worlds back to Democracy first, after all. And for the worst worlds... the bigger the bombs, the better.

“Support diver” I’ve not met many, I like the play style tho, go in with that supply pack, extra stims for fellow divers courtesy of the med kit armor, and a hell pod space optimization booster

I'm a special breed of stealth diver that specifically uses the auto cannon to snipe bot fabricators and then vanish into the trees. They never see me coming or going.

Wasn't sure I was the Daddy Diver until you said they were on late at night and had no energy. Definitely where I stand.

Ooof, that "Daddy Diver" one cut deep for me lol. I had a landmine diver in my group earlier. True to form, he used it... a LOT. Next to the "rescue civilians" loading area? Landmines! Behind the Pelican at extract? Landmines! As you might expect, he had a _considerable_ "friendly" fire score. To his credit, he didn't take mines for the next mission in the operation and was otherwise solid.

I probably fall into the objective diver category with one important caveat; I do the primaries assuming my team will f* up and die, and I call the extraction early and camp it so that when they eventually come screaming over the hill with ten patrols following them, the ship is ready for them to leave.

Stealth/completionist diver here. Love joining random games, going off solo and clearing out fabricators from a distance before sprinting off to the next target

The mech escort diver, keeps a mech alive for the whole game escorting the squad and sniping dropships

I am very much a "Drunk Diver" where I enjoy playing the game less than sober which results in me role playing, team killing everyone, and getting fixated on the mission or secondary mission.

For the most part I am a solo stealth / role-playing diver, but if I am in with a couple friends I turn into the wholesome diver , minus the hugs.

"The victory sneaker diver". This diver will see that your mission is almost over and will join so they can get the reward from completing the mission without doing anything, and will leave the party immidiately after.

what do you mean Stealth Diver doesn't have time and only destroy 1 base? i was destroy from small bot fabricate to heavy and 3 side obj and main quest at the same time while had to holding SSSD harddrive and walk across the other side to deliver that and you say i'm too slow?

Me and my friend group all fall into the Daddy Diver list, we only get to play at night on the weekends and frequently get interrupted by our kids waking up 😅

I just did a "come at me bro" moment as I laid cover fire from a HMG emplacement until all that was left was a bile Titan that slapped my head off

I was playing with a rando last night who killed all of us during extraction and refused to call anyone and started running to the one bug hole on the other side of the map we hadn't finished. He eventually called us in, I started to go for extraction again and he kicked me. :/

Out of all of them, I definitely relate to The Stim Junkie the most, though I like to think that I'm "addicted" as you would suggest

A combination of Stealth and Completionist... it's a hectic platstyle but fun~ Always got Smoke Strike and Autocannon. In and out.

4:46-5:06 made me lol seeing the helldiver try repeatedly to hit the walker with Quasar only to give up and just throw a 'nade.

Medic armor is just the perc perk. I love it.

Let’s not forget the Diver that always shoot the ships down the moment it’s appears, they will always make sure to shoot those ships on sight🔥

The Chaos Goblin Diver, generally will run straight at objectives/secondaries/POIs face first ignoring any enemies in the way. Experienced Goblins are generally good enough that they can clear a nest/base just running through the middle of it barely even breaking stride... Generally good to have on a Squad but don't get too close because they will *not* announce their strategems as they go, and they can get into trouble if a large patrol camps on their corpse repeatedly running face first into the patrol, only to die again, trying to retrieve their gear

I'm a Helldiver 1 Diver and I'm a bit of a Helper Diver. I like to help other players no matter their level complete the main objective and as many side objective, even collect samples while on the mission.

I guess I'm sort of a combo of the wholesome, the hero, the completionist, role play diver. With a bit of stealth diver mixed in from the beginning of my service to super earth. So many moments of dropping my samples to run off solo finishing the last side objectives or recovering dropped samples while the pelican is on it's way for exfill.

Hahaha, I'am Stim Junkie for sure XDDD Great video, it made my day!

I'm an Objective Hero diver. Mission first, doing everything I can to help everyone after

The jet pack jockey (me) we usually like to do a variety of things, like use the jet pack to travel faster, to find really high spots or kinda be martyr divers. Favored weapons are rail guns, quasars, or antimaterial rifles. We are focused on helping but do have a nasty habit of never leaving team mates behind, we use our packs to get to each team mate and try to help them get out of sticky situations or try to 1 up snipers by using our rail guns to kill hulks faster or get blown up by our teammates orbital/eagle drops. We mean well we try to help, sometimes we are just pains in the ass.

That completionist diver, I tell them. Hey, drop those supers here and go about your business 😂

I'm an overwatch diver, i will constantly go for a nice high spot with the anti-material or auto-cannon to keep my teammates as safe as i can.

The commando Diver: Will typically go off by themselves to complete part or all of the mission objectives and still find the time to destroy the drop ship you didn't stop from being called in from halfway across the map with the quazar cannon. These divers will likely show up at the last minute with super samples in tow and having taken out everything in a swath around the map without themselves ever dying. They are freaking SAS Commandos on steroids.

What about the Abandoned Diver, the dude who is with a team, for every bit of 3 minutes, and is left behind. This dude either dies FREQUENTLY without assistance, or is a Survivor Diver: the guy who if left alone will complete the mission, the 2ndary objectives, and never dies.. the S.D usually is alone because nobody joins their lobby, and has perfected their abilities through trial by combat in difficulties 5-7 solo.

As a semi-stealth diver I can attest that I was driven to this life by the “Come at me bro” divers who cause infinite enemy reinforcements the whole game

The Doctor Diver. I run this a lot. I carry ems strikes, shield generators, supply pack. Fully kit myself up to support others with stims, ammo reloads, and reprieves from fire. Not quite stim junkie though. If anything i reserve stims exclusively for others.

Automaton spy diver 1:Fights bugs only 2:constantly asking questions about super earths plans 3:Talking about socialism 4:mumbles occasionally that they are redirecting either intel to cyberstan or the nuke launch coordinates to super earth bases 5:Team kills all humans at the end