why aren't you pregnant

Yah sure

every pregnant woman**********

You kinda look like Winona Rider

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Ikr I was watching this movie and a woman walks in on her daughter puking into the toilet followed by inaudible dialogue and from that we are supposed to infer "the girl is pregnant" because it couldn't be bulimia or an anxious stomach. ( yes it could be a bug or food poisoning too but since its supposed to be a big emotional moment I went with more plot relevant explanations what are equally as probable)

Funny thing when I had food poison my grams asked me if I was pregnant. I laughed so hard at her accusation while trying not to get vomit everywhere. Like MA'AM! Ain't nobody got time for that.

Thats what I hated about Mama Mia 2. Literally Sophie pukes and is like "I think we know what that means" then proceeds to tell people she's pregnant without doing a test. Like excuse me?? You could've just been sick

@@NiallerHazza101 I came here to say. That bugs me to no end

@@NiallerHazza101 Same! I was thinking about Mamma Mia 2 when I wrote the comment 😂

Yes!! Lmaoo

Did you want to see them vomit the entire movie?

It would be great to see a version of “Every Pregnant Person in Movie Before They Know They’re Pregnant.” Those always kill me. So obvious

Omg I never realized this before! Ha!

@@cloudyskies007 no but maybe like twice? I mean a lone drunk person vomits more times in a movie for a temporary condition that someone who is pregnant for months on end.

Same

Lol fr

And some that I know I haven't seen!

Also Rachel in friends lol

YESS EXACTLY WHST I WAS THINKING LOLL😂

I actually said to my baby “I hope you have your dad’s eyelashes, coz they are so damn long and pretty, it is so unfair! Just the eyelashes, and every other thing from me”

@@Tri-Trill Well? Did they get the eyelashes?

@@Tri-Trill lmk if they got them 🤣

I know I’m late but… don’t forget about the “You did this to me! 😤”

@@Tri-Trillit’s a year later, but did they have them?

Chandler: "Could it BE anymore Rachel Green?!"

"You started it now you FINISH IT!"😆✌️

BAHAHAHA THAT IS SO TRUE

Yes lol I thought the same thing 😂❤️!!!!

"Like you haven't done enough" This one just cracks me up😂

idk i am 26 weeks and just did that after visiting my family and seeing everyone lost weight 😭 im so fucking jealous i want to have a cute little waist and wear normal ass clothes and just like? walk? go on hikes, workout some, diet but noooo :(

@@gabriellawhitton3907 aw that’s okay your not expected to be a body builder while your pregnant haha your okay and I hope the best for your baby and family ♥️

@@gabriellawhitton3907 it’s okay ma’am, you are perfect the way you are! don’t worry

@@thememe5090 do you even know what a bodybuilder is?

@@Ejaz100 it’s literally in the name lol I’m trying to say you don’t have to workout at the gym everyday and have rock hard abs after and during pregnancy. You don’t have to look skinny while you literally have a whole human being in your stomach lol

i always wondered what the hot water was for. are you making tea?

@@eirianstarlesschild521 it helps them relax

Hot water relaxes muscles

@@eirianstarlesschild521 hahaha! Same here! My imagination has run WILD with ideas about hot water 🧐

PEACHES!!

that stood out to me, too 😂

Exactly! The water breaking and instant full blown labor contractions! Screaming 🙀

@@nataliest.martin8453 Thats what I had 🤷🏻‍♀️ (precipitous labor)

@@Arginne amazing! (Scary?) But it’s definitely not the only or most common way for labor to start, right?

Also how literally everyone is GREAT at handling "the water breaking".

Funny story. When I was pregnant I remember distinctly a topic about movies vs reality when pregnant on some random radio station. The radio hosts were joking about when the water breaks and it's like a ton of water and they are instantly having contractions and how "ridiculous" that was because it never happens like that. Since it was my first pregnancy I was eating this type of stuff up because I wanted to be prepared! Fast forward a few months and I developed polyhydromnios (severe amniotic fluid retention) and not only flooded my room when my water broke but indeed went straight into major contractions! 🤣. The clean up crew had to be called to mop up my situation so the nurses and doctor wouldnt slip and fall! So moral of the story... not every story is fiction haha and everyones pregnancy/ labor and delivery is different.

That was the funniest part🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

My dog blinks like that. Only one of them though.

LMFAO this is literally the best comment and the most underrated 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Oh my god 😂

👁👄👁

Not that one meme

It kinda felt like that for me 💀💀💀 Water broke at 8pm, hospital at 8:15, pain got a lot worse, felt the urge to push at 8:40, got checked at 8:55 (“about 10cm”) and had her at 9:24. 😅

@@potato1084 Haha! Wow! That was an intense and hour and a half for you! 😆 I bet a lot of women are envious of your experience.

I know right. Like it's a cramping muscle, you didn't get stabbed.

@@CIorox_BIeachsome people have described giving birth feeling like a knife going in inch deep and gliding all over your stomach.

no stop LMAO

I was gonna say thissss

Right?? Real Riding In Cars With Boys flashbacks!

Yes also came here to say this 👏🏻👏🏻

Lol 😂😂😂 yes!!!!

"your little boyfriend" lol that was so cute

“And your little dog too!”

**bella and edward left the chat**

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@aditii1698 "oh I didn't know I could ejaculate as a vampire"

Biggest misconception ever. You ain't stuffing your face with 6 cheeseburgers Carol. You'll eat like 2 slices of pizza, be full, and then 20 minutes later be looking for snacks.

@@breannadeal8610 lol right.

LOL ☠️😂

So true! The only time this happens is if the actress is actually pregnant 😂

My teacher actually was like that she was pregnant and didn't change at all

and if they do, there’s a scene where they’re crying and yelling “IM SO FAT”

i didn’t gain weight anywhere else.. only my belly and it was perfectly round lmao. my face looked the same.. my ankles never got swollen.. my thighs were the same size.. so yea it happens.. also it’s a movie they can really only give a fake belly.. if they added the extras ppl would say it’s body shaming other pregnant women and all this bs.

@@faithbustos611 it's the opposite. We need to show pregnant women as being bigger when they're pregnant, because most women gain weight during pregnancy. Movies don't add that because being fat is seen as unattractive. Not having women look like they're gaining weight while pregnant leads to bodyshaming because people won't realize it's normal.

Yeah that tends to be uncommon, and it could be seen more in media. Although I did have a science teacher who had just had her kid like maybe a month before the school year started and was still a size three so there are (rare as hell) exceptions.

@@rinyaskyline I'm definitely not doubting there's some women sho can work it off! I just wish there were more shows/movies that actually show the extra weight from pregnancy lol

A lot of women who are slim look almost the same after they have the baby. My cousin was slim before she got pregnant and I saw her a few months after she had the baby and she was just as slim.

@@michellepaul8514 good for her. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's actually very uncommon for that to happen. Also that took place over a couple months, women in movies never show it to begin with lol

@@witchby7420 idk where you live but where I do(europe) it is not uncommon at all. On my prenatal class that lasted months, none of the 15 other girls got fatter, just our belly got bigger, all different body types, a few were a little chubby but even them didn’t get bigger although our last 2 months covid had exploded and we basically were home 24/7 and very pregnant so didn’t move much. I was used to walk a lot, at least 5-6km a day. All of us got normal in a matter of days weight wise. The tummy area it did take longer, not bc of fat though. We have monthly appointments with our ob/gyns and they do weigh ins, one of the first things after saying “hello/how are you feeling” basically. If you go there with many extra kgs each month but don’t call it like it is(that you have been eating bad or too much and in that case they ask what you have been eating and advise you to be careful etc) it would be a reason for concern and extra tests to make sure everything is ok. If you watch what you eat and how much there is no actual reason to get fat during pregnancy, scientifically speaking. And I’m not talking about those few kg of water retention some may suffer during the last month of pregnancy. I didn’t have the famous cravings you hear about since you’re little. Maybe sometimes I would crave chocolate and that was unusual cause I don’t care about sweets usually nut still it wasn’t anything I couldn’t control if I wanted to, like any other craving everyone has. I chose to eat a fruit most of the time although I don’t care even for fruits but did it for tye baby. I hated even hearing about meat, raw onions(that I like) and chemical smells like parfume, candles etc. I think there is a lot of misconception about pregnancy, you’re going through a lot emotionally and physically, you’re scared, excited, another life is growing inside of you, starts moving, you can even feel them doing a somersault or having a hiccup etc. Can’t do the same things you did before, have to be careful, a lot of visits, tests, ppl touching you etc. I think some give in on cravings and foods they enjoy more than others. Mind you I have had pcos and hypothyroidism issues in the past prior to pregnancy and I have to be careful in general, theoretically I should have gained weight so easily, I didn’t just bc I ate normal and healthy most of the time.

yes, always 3 pushes, not 2 and not 4 or more, always 3...

I actually only pushed a few times once I got 8-9 cm my kids just start coming out lol it’s very weird but nice that it was fast!

Yes, screaming immediately, lol! I did my share of screaming, let's be honest, but it was WELL after I started labour. 🤣 And the water breaking as the very first sign of labour! I was sooooo paranoid about that with my first. They ended up breaking the water manually. And for the other two, it didn't happen until the baby was pretty much out. Definitely not my first hint, even with the very fast one!

I was out basically on my own by the time my momma got to the hospital my head was already ouy i was a 2 push baby it happens it all depends on the person not everyone is the same bodys are weird and different its life

I’m remembering that episode of Suite Life of Zack and Cody when the Twins helps a woman give birth in a stick elevator

To be fair, that's the reality for some women. Miscarriage can be really traumatic but it does affect all women differently.

@@twistysnacks my mom experienced something similar but had another child anyways.

@@twistysnacks good point

@Alyssa something like 25% - 40% of pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion. Often before you even realize you're pregnant. 😳

My Grandma was pregnant with multiples. Lost all but one my uncle who gets on everybody's nerves 90% of the time.

Right?! Haha! Every movie

Santa Claus mpreg

@@cabronineedtoseeurballs PLEASE 😭😭😭

@@cabronineedtoseeurballs WHAT 😭

It personally reminded me of the WandaVision episode Wanda gave birth.

Or the dad that shows up like a minute before the baby is born and the woman is all like "oh you made it."

*Emperor's New Groove is typing*

Reading this comment has made me realize how long it's been since I last saw a pregnant person

This is the case in all sorts of media. The complete lack of pregnant women in the Pokemon games leads me to believe humans also hatch from hardshelled eggs.

The Hallmark movie "Love, Romance, and Chocolate". (My mom and I used to watch a lot of Hallmark movies, don't judge me. Lol) I thought it was a pretty good movie.

@@Danka42 that movie is iconic in all types of ways

Did you expect actual newborns to be in a movie? Tsk tsk.

Thus comment just made me realize that babies get paid to be in movies lol

@@Maya_hee fun fact, because of child acting laws/regulations, the baby has to be at least 15 days old, and though it's largely outlawed, some states allow for preemies to be used because they're closer to newborn baby sized compared to a full term 15 day old baby. Those suckers grow fast! They also use multi-birth babies (I e twins or triples) due to their tendency to be smaller than a single birth baby

Paid actor 😭

@@emmettmcnally740 yeah okay but in some shows ( Arabic dramas) they bring a one year old like we can’t tell it’s not a newborn baby

Yeah and talk about "I WanT yoU to HavE DaDdYs EyeS" like girl what you mean you and him against the world

And she ends up marrying the stranger who drove her/helped her deliver

@@emilygendreau Not look who's talking... Haha.

Never? Are you sure about that? You've watched every movie ever made?

@Nazi walrus Yes

I've seen ones where the babies look like they're covered in jam.

@@rottworks do you mean twilight 😂

@@chessiambrosini7434 I wasn't thinking of that specifically but I just looked at it and yep. Lol

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@@HealthyandLovingLife I love that video 💀PREGANANANT??

@@kennedyjojackson1202 It's hilarious!!

😂

@@HealthyandLovingLife That's what I immediately thought of when she said it too 🤣

Yes!!! I hate it

Or they have to do an emergency c-section and the mom disagrees and the baby is born naturally with no issues after the fact.

I just had my son 12 days ago, and ended up hemorrhaging and needing an emergency c section. Before they knocked me out, I said I was afraid. The nurses and anesthesiologist tried consoling me and I told them “not for myself but for my son. I’m about to take the best damn nap of my life” and I was out 😂. Unfortunately my son ended up breathing in some blood and was in the NICU for 6 days, but he’s doing well now ❤️

@@abbycadabbie Good to hear that he is

I need to know what movie dude

😂

Limbo walk?

@@LangkeeLongkee Leaning FAR back as you walk

@@littleraven7135 don't pregnant women actually lean back a bit when their stomach's are really large? To distribute the weight? My cousin did that when she was pregnant both times.

Honestly, I think seeing a delivery is terrifying for anyone. Worth fainting? Maybe not, but you gotta be strong

What does BHC mean?

@@rkay4998 Braxton Hicks Contractions

Aw congratulations!

Congrats!

It’s funny to hear people say this because y’all did it to yourself, it’s a 2-person thing 🤣

my labor was super quick.. water never broke but my whole labor from when my contractions started to delivery was 6-7hrs.. and ik women in my family who have had 3 hour births from start to finish.. so quick labors are a thing.. and they do happen.

To be fair, pregnancy bump sizes can vary wildly, especially depending on what the pregnant person looks like.

@@hopefullyhelping6664 I was just about to say this. My mom's belly was huge when she was pregnant with my little sister.

my sister was literally in labor for a week. her water broke, we went to the hospital, but after a few hours they said we could go home since the contractions weren’t happening often enough. she was told to come back when they started happening at least once an hour. my niece sure took her time 😭

being in labor for days actually sounds so traumatic

It’s true that giving birth on your back isn’t a good position but unfortunately it’s still the most common in Western society. Because the doctors who came up with that were men who disregarded women’s expertise on the subject 🙃 cause after all we don’t know what we’re talking about with childbirth right 🙃 luckily alternatives are starting to gain popularity again though.

This is true. I've heard the safer and more natural way to do it is to squat down. It helps to get you dilated faster and gravety can help you by 30% to get that baby out

@@AngelOfDarknesss95 the only squat birth I can think of in TV would be June giving birth to Nicole in The Handmaid's Tale but she is giving birth alone so that's probably why the director made that choice!

Well for the midwife or docter it is the perfect position because you cab see everything clearly, for the woman not so much. Also you do not have any gravity to help you

@@AngelOfDarknesss95 true however you also need to make sure the birth will not happen to fast, since their is an higher chance of tearing but rather squat than lay down

Except in The Twilight Saga lmao

@@ravenb3225 I mean, I kinda call that a total catastrophe lol

@@ravenb3225 *insert nervous laugh* 😶

*_( ._.)*-

Which happens really rarely. As in, this is not (part of) how people realise the baby's coming most of the time.

That's the reality for some. The belly being flat right after no but after a couple months then yes. And when I had my first son I had no stretch marks like most women do.

@@deshickerson4531 girl I'm happy for you but not all of us are perfect and we'd like some representation too

@@savannahs.5874 oh definitely. And theres nothing wrong with stretch marks. I hate when men point it out like it gross. Like um no sir this body carried and birthed a whole little human.

It’s a freaking movie… the girl playing the pregnant woman is not really pregnant in real life tho..

With my first baby my belly was flat after birth and I had no stretch marks... My second I was not so lucky but my first a miracle happened lol I used a lot of cocoa butter I think that helped in the stretch marks area

@@taste.witha.t That’s not what the comment is about though. The comment is about pregnant women in movies having the same personality and never anything different

@@taste.witha.t they're not real for everyone. I didn't feel any different pregnant, other than getting emotional 2-3 times when I otherwise wouldn't have. I didn't even get to experience the cravings, which was super disappointing 😭 I had heartburn the last 2 weeks and I just felt stuffed, that was really it. But I also felt the most beautiful I ever had in my life. Pregnancy for me was not at all how I see it in the movies. Labor, though, was pretty accurate 😂

OR they're total saints, glowing, don't gain a pound, and just want to eat pickles & peanut butter for 9 months. All 90's pregnant movies were propaganda!

Frr

Lmao

Yeeeah like there's no anesthesia or something 😂

Most women don't scream like that unless they're trying to get attention. But the funniest part was when she said "...and my sense of humor" and her eyes blinked at different times🤣

I was a month early and I was out of the hospital the next day. My brothers, however, were each two months early and the older one’s eyes weren’t even fully developed yet. They are both special needs but for likely unrelated reasons

My son was a month early, and was perfectly healthy. It definitely can happen

My twin and I were 2 months early. But we were taken out with an emergency c-section, because we got no oxygen. My mom lost a lot of blood, and all 3 of us could’ve died. Doctors told our parents, that if my sister survived, she’d be totally paralyzed and stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. We both had massive brain hemorrhages, but we all survived and are healthy and well functioning. We found out I had ADD a couple of years ago, which may be due to brain damage at birth. But that’s about it. So yes, being born premature is in general very dangerous. But sometimes they turn out ok.

my father was born 2 months early without fully developed digestive system so like :v

Depends on the babies. One of my singletons was three weeks before my due date and she was perfectly fine, no issues. My high risk twins were born at 34+5, would have been delivered at 35 weeks anyway due to other issues going on, and they spent 30 days in the NICU as grower/feeders with no major issues but there have been twins born around 35 weeks who go straight home too. There are a lot of variables that go into what a couple weeks early can look like, and even babies who are "on time" can have complications that result in NICU time. There's also a misconception that a due date is like a scheduled day the baby is supposed to come on and it's more of a general estimate unless you're literally scheduling your csection and even then stuff happens.

I feel bad for my great grandma who had 12 kids

@@ManiacalBlueberry oh dear lord that sounds cruel and very very painful 😂😂😂 I’ve heard it gets less painful each time but I feel like that’s just a lie people say to keep themselves from having a panic attack before going into labor

@@LMSPetRescue my grandma had 11 kids, my father being the second last lmao.

@@ManiacalBlueberry same my great grandma had 14 kids.

@@AnixZiel oh my grandma beat yours by 1! My mom was number 14 out of 15.

Preach!

pregnant lady: yeah im 5 months Me: oh well when you need to stop eatin

@@littlecut_ieroblox2599 bruh what?!☠️

@@black_lung514 that what i said when 8 saw this video

Yeah thats… thats the joke

@@Thecloaker_ oh really? I couldn't tell

i was just about to say that. getting that accurate is a fairly important part of the show

Also Jane the virgin. Is quite accurate

Wtf lmaooo

@@binger8134 The truth about pregnancy no one prepares you for

This is why we don't need female writers

@@tinypieceofgarlicbread6000 why, intimidated by reality? 🤔

@@wafflehoarder2666 more like disgusted. why women like to gush about gross shit they experience is beyond me

THIS

Seems odd to me. Like I'd have such a long list of why I'm vomiting before I'd think of pregnancy. (Not saying it isn't true, just can't relate)

Sure sometimes women know but not every woman every time that’s what makes it a trope lol every movie and show seems to use the same stunts like my sister found out she was pregnant because her hair dye didn’t take and that’s a weird thing that can happen when hormones change but the nausea didn’t come for a couple more weeks

@@hiimcrazyfordrwho Yeah I feel like if you’re period is already a bit late or you might be suspecting there’s a chance of pregnancy then that would probably be the first thought

@@aiden3627 I've never heard that before about the hair dye. I would of assumed I got a bad batch of dye 😂😂 if u don't mind me asking how did she put 2 and 2 together to find out she was pregnant

i went on a walk, realized i could smell the water in the ditch ahead of us and knew i was pregnant.. first pregnancy too