Every Single Person Ever

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4 жыл бұрын

Guess it's time for another movie night... alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Keith Leak Jr. // / keithleakjr
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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@potatomatop9326
@potatomatop9326 4 жыл бұрын
When i'm trying to be positive and the internet throws this to my face.
@ikeilledaguy4349
@ikeilledaguy4349 4 жыл бұрын
just stay positive its pretty cool being positive
@garygordle5146
@garygordle5146 4 жыл бұрын
Dang someone liked it at 69:(
@everlasting9292
@everlasting9292 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel personally attacked.
@yankeesandy2545
@yankeesandy2545 4 жыл бұрын
Very Relatable
@darthvidar-spiller5343
@darthvidar-spiller5343 4 жыл бұрын
Says, ''see the reply'', show 5 replies. How long is KZfaq going to be broken, anyway?
@tonjibyrd
@tonjibyrd 4 жыл бұрын
the fact that Damien's cat knew exactly what she needed to do for that scene is still making me laugh. a legend.
@IAmE37
@IAmE37 4 жыл бұрын
Tonji no
@AJay_2o8
@AJay_2o8 4 жыл бұрын
E why not
@KrazyKirby15
@KrazyKirby15 4 жыл бұрын
He almost broke character over it
@DarkStr2ker
@DarkStr2ker 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@msflowerchild06
@msflowerchild06 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@emilystreeter5585
@emilystreeter5585 4 жыл бұрын
*Damien’s Cat is a paid actor*
@waffle6201
@waffle6201 3 жыл бұрын
We know
@T0mKau1itz1smyfav
@T0mKau1itz1smyfav 10 ай бұрын
Paid in cat biscuits
@jabro8474
@jabro8474 4 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo” I can’t agree more
@cinnamonsun7099
@cinnamonsun7099 4 жыл бұрын
Ja BRO8 True
@revfivez7069
@revfivez7069 3 жыл бұрын
True
@JiroAKA
@JiroAKA 3 жыл бұрын
I read that right when he said it
@whatsaname34
@whatsaname34 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@DeadpoolSuperMarioFan
@DeadpoolSuperMarioFan 3 жыл бұрын
True
@mayahjohnson6289
@mayahjohnson6289 4 жыл бұрын
“Every single person ever” reads like its about every person in the world, and frankly I hope it is
@burtmacklinfbi696
@burtmacklinfbi696 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was about every person in the world at first...
@bobab
@bobab 4 жыл бұрын
Burt Macklin FBI same tho
@Galiant2010
@Galiant2010 4 жыл бұрын
I'm feeling pretty dumb right now... hopefully just sleep deprivation as it's well past my bedtime lol. But I only just now, from reading your comment realized it meant single as in dating vs single... and I just finished the video and I didn't catch that.
@erikaruth8299
@erikaruth8299 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought it was
@ohhowkeni8709
@ohhowkeni8709 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that’s what it was too
@alyssahahn7350
@alyssahahn7350 4 жыл бұрын
i clicked this video thinking: “ok so is it every person in the world?” “or is it every person that’s single?”
@ComfortCrumb
@ComfortCrumb 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@RemyVonLion
@RemyVonLion 4 жыл бұрын
well we're all single at some point soo...yes
@porgupine
@porgupine 4 жыл бұрын
bro same it was like my brain didn't work for a second
@frogfriend3274
@frogfriend3274 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize it was about single people until halfway through.. I just through it was people in general
@blueyyy
@blueyyy 4 жыл бұрын
Yea same
@TheLS17
@TheLS17 4 жыл бұрын
"Hapiness is fleeting. Only purpose of life is make child. " -Vlad, american teen boy, 2020
@gamecollectingaddiction4670
@gamecollectingaddiction4670 3 жыл бұрын
g Country music Garth brooks guy
@MyLogoIsAFireV
@MyLogoIsAFireV 2 жыл бұрын
That's my name
@rkldr
@rkldr 2 жыл бұрын
i y
@rkldr
@rkldr 2 жыл бұрын
yu
@pandalandalopalis6515
@pandalandalopalis6515 4 жыл бұрын
"What's my middle name" I don't even know the middle name of my best friend of 15 years
@human1836
@human1836 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh how
@shayd4044
@shayd4044 3 жыл бұрын
i know my exes middle name lol
@user-mb7ud2kt1u
@user-mb7ud2kt1u 3 жыл бұрын
Oh i know my best friend of 1 years haha
@Managuan
@Managuan 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know MY middle name >.>
@frimzzy2009
@frimzzy2009 3 жыл бұрын
I know my best friend of 4 years
@potatodaniels8568
@potatodaniels8568 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta Till Keith knows the middle name
@kwazygamer_9640
@kwazygamer_9640 4 жыл бұрын
🦧 harambe
@_2oo7
@_2oo7 4 жыл бұрын
@@kwazygamer_9640 *died*
@ondadeadlocs3711
@ondadeadlocs3711 4 жыл бұрын
I think everyone single besides oliva?
@samuilangelov7328
@samuilangelov7328 4 жыл бұрын
@@ondadeadlocs3711 no I think oliva is single as well but you see Olivia has a boyfriend
@user-tj1od4lq9p
@user-tj1od4lq9p 4 жыл бұрын
GameForceTV olivia has a bf
@gogetagl4577
@gogetagl4577 4 жыл бұрын
Damien: im going to haunt your hot mom Shane: Ahhh dont do that man
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 4 жыл бұрын
For real though, I wish Shayne’s mom would one day appear on Smosh (in an epic crossover with Ian’s mom)
@ilinafez6999
@ilinafez6999 4 жыл бұрын
@@mechadoggy yup
@deoxysoverlord8710
@deoxysoverlord8710 4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that. 😂 I love it when you see a funny part in a video and someone acknowledges it.
@ssworld5669
@ssworld5669 3 жыл бұрын
Why you don't have any videos in your channel 😡😡😡😡?????
@tyranitar8u
@tyranitar8u 3 жыл бұрын
noob
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 4 жыл бұрын
When you're *SINGLE* , all you see are happy couples. When you're *TAKEN* , all you see are happy singles. xD
@gurdittsingh6638
@gurdittsingh6638 3 жыл бұрын
one of the best parts about Smosh is the "gay" parts naturally blend in with the other parts.... unlike other videos where they openly proclaim "WE SHOW GAY PERSON.. LIKE VIDEO! "
@acornautumn9927
@acornautumn9927 10 ай бұрын
And they also dont mock gay relationships
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who's been single since they were born, I can confirm all of this is natural when you're single.
@blupeps7422
@blupeps7422 4 жыл бұрын
same
@doomsday3130
@doomsday3130 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Nacknone4
@Nacknone4 4 жыл бұрын
As a member of the single club, I can confirm this
@Laura-bg6zl
@Laura-bg6zl 4 жыл бұрын
I'm 9 or 12 years single. I can't rellte to any.
@alwaysfair_
@alwaysfair_ 4 жыл бұрын
It really is xD
@NewbyTon
@NewbyTon 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what aliens would think if we told them that humans are actually like this
@cheeto6106
@cheeto6106 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏 I have no idea...
@Cinnigen
@Cinnigen 4 жыл бұрын
True
@shadowprince8653
@shadowprince8653 4 жыл бұрын
Newby Ton I don’t think we should invade that weird planet
@iamadwarfmane8158
@iamadwarfmane8158 4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@terenceyu9594
@terenceyu9594 4 жыл бұрын
They would death star us
@WTS3Point
@WTS3Point 4 жыл бұрын
"This pillow is down. That's a down pillow." - Gold
@satansatan4312
@satansatan4312 4 жыл бұрын
Damien's thirst trap would be 100% successful.
@fee_lol2811
@fee_lol2811 2 жыл бұрын
Yes......................................................................I totally wouldn't watch it......
@bettyleeable
@bettyleeable 2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm yep
@Vabulous1
@Vabulous1 4 жыл бұрын
Omg, Damien's thirst trap bit was straight up fan service... and I'm here for it.😂
@imboredwhatever1585
@imboredwhatever1585 4 жыл бұрын
+
@cedricsmith3202
@cedricsmith3202 4 жыл бұрын
Me too mate!
@Mrafif23
@Mrafif23 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaa nohomo thou
@allkpop55official
@allkpop55official 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!😂😂 We are here for it!
@Violin_Viola_Music_Box
@Violin_Viola_Music_Box 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@krisray9
@krisray9 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly that exchange "friendly flirty" between keith and kimmy was a story in itself. Enjoyed it. Thoroughly
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 4 жыл бұрын
You mean the part at 5:11onwards? Why do I have this unshakeable suspicion that such an exchange happened for real between Shayne and Courtney?
@removeneo
@removeneo 9 ай бұрын
@@mechadoggy because you're a little weird?
@allisoncastle
@allisoncastle 8 ай бұрын
@@removeneoWHAATT? Like 90% of fans think at the very least there’s mild chemistry between Shayne and Courtney. I genuinely have no idea where you’re coming from with this comment, unless you took their comment extremely literally, thinking Shayne LITERALLY confessed his love to Courtney like “Keith” did here.
@removeneo
@removeneo 8 ай бұрын
@@allisoncastle i took it very literally because im not good with sarcasm and stuff but also its to such an extent that Courtney posted a tiktok with the text "when he" and every. single. comment. was "when shayne does what?", "what did Shayne do now?", "how does shayne feel about this?", etc. and its making me a little uncomfy yk
@seducedbysasquatch
@seducedbysasquatch 6 ай бұрын
its okay to think they may have chemistry or could be cute together but yeah, people are taking it way too far. it probably makes them feel really awkward when they get replies like that. i also feel like courtney gets the brunt of sexualization from the fanbase and its so messed up. and even if they did end up dating, it would totally be on the down low because of how creepy people get about them haha. @@removeneo
@grantcarlson5096
@grantcarlson5096 3 жыл бұрын
"Every cutest person ever" and it's just Kimmy
@bryanrobinson8340
@bryanrobinson8340 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@blakejohnson133
@blakejohnson133 3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@possimga
@possimga 3 жыл бұрын
And Damien?
@braxtonvillagran2664
@braxtonvillagran2664 3 жыл бұрын
@@blakejohnson133 your not being a simp if your just bring nice
@teamgarcia61308
@teamgarcia61308 3 жыл бұрын
@@blakejohnson133 he is not a simp
@Devvijing
@Devvijing 4 жыл бұрын
I'm inlove with Kimmy. Thats it. Thats a fact.
@rbbaking3530
@rbbaking3530 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty weird
@corpseofana5272
@corpseofana5272 4 жыл бұрын
Im a girl and same
@jordangatimu3940
@jordangatimu3940 4 жыл бұрын
Derpy Derp she do be lookin mighty fine😍🥵
@PT12_official
@PT12_official 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@acetrainerj3277
@acetrainerj3277 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@beanday4658
@beanday4658 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m just single because I’m picky. And a sex offender!” They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@tenny-hood1850
@tenny-hood1850 4 жыл бұрын
Ummm ok
@crazyrussianinatankwithvod8572
@crazyrussianinatankwithvod8572 4 жыл бұрын
Wat
@audreybyrd9292
@audreybyrd9292 4 жыл бұрын
I’m literally the Keith when Damien breaks up with his girlfriend. Honestly, I related to hard.
@diaaesc
@diaaesc 4 жыл бұрын
“Every single person ever” I couldn’t feel more included
@a4dcs759
@a4dcs759 3 жыл бұрын
"Every Single Person Ever" Never thought I would be so important that Smosh would parody me
@axelrodriguez203
@axelrodriguez203 4 жыл бұрын
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo" My younger self would have agreed with that statement 😂 4:58
@TheBeerPops
@TheBeerPops 4 жыл бұрын
My now self agrees with that statement 😂
@TheBeerPops
@TheBeerPops 4 жыл бұрын
@@mati5185 Why?
@taylorg7079
@taylorg7079 4 жыл бұрын
My 27 year old self agrees
@thinkricegns
@thinkricegns 4 жыл бұрын
lmao i would agree but i dont have a nintendo
@browserii2048
@browserii2048 4 жыл бұрын
@@scaryrumpus my today self thinks your 13 year old opinion is trash
@STALKER777LK
@STALKER777LK 4 жыл бұрын
"and im gonna drink alone" Oh. I was not ready for this personal attack Well at least I'm calling friends who are also drinking Not... On zoom.
@mynamejosh5536
@mynamejosh5536 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm single because I'm picky, and a Sex Offender!" 😂😂😂Holy Smosh
@ruby-su1zm
@ruby-su1zm 3 жыл бұрын
me likes then reads then dislikes bc i tjought you were creepy, until it was in the video so now im back at your comment liking it and dont know the point of this comment but ye
@mynamejosh5536
@mynamejosh5536 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruby-su1zm YEE
@Lienkie_Pienks
@Lienkie_Pienks 3 жыл бұрын
@Mateus It was a joke by making an extreme statement at the end. Another example would be like "this tea is boiling hot and poisonous" - it takes the audience for a loop with an extreme that equals in humor.
@JackBlack-qn7us
@JackBlack-qn7us 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm saving myself for the apocalypse." That only implies messed up shit.
@shihtzugirl87
@shihtzugirl87 4 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a boyfriend when you have Nintendo” -LITERALLY ME
@lanticocean
@lanticocean 4 жыл бұрын
Does a PS4 count too?
@AenemicTOOL
@AenemicTOOL 4 жыл бұрын
A PS4 COUNTS MORE
@Nessy2finee
@Nessy2finee 4 жыл бұрын
Ali Deborah yesss! lol
@mkmaster2256
@mkmaster2256 4 жыл бұрын
Why did you do this when shane and cortney are both single
@bay5240
@bay5240 4 жыл бұрын
This made me realize actually how many people at Smosh are single and idk how they all have great personalities and are really attractive...
@rubyharris6119
@rubyharris6119 4 жыл бұрын
Looks aren't all that matter, they are legitimately great people, but they can't find the right person (like me, I guess..........)
@biancazou6279
@biancazou6279 4 жыл бұрын
Ruby Harris also shayne and Courtney are apparently bad at dating
@derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651
@derektertiaryarkenbergkyan5651 4 жыл бұрын
Their actors I think their supposed to look good
@stonemasksoldier1565
@stonemasksoldier1565 4 жыл бұрын
Smosh does hire all hot ppl specially kimmy ❤😍❤
@bay5240
@bay5240 4 жыл бұрын
Ruby Harris thanks for replying with that... i didn’t realize i only made the point that they are attractive. i didn’t mean it that way. i’m sorry. i fixed the comment.
@alienwithapencil
@alienwithapencil 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m just single because I’m picky! *and a sex offender”*
@keiraharrison4226
@keiraharrison4226 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@roscspctals
@roscspctals 4 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t done this since i was twelve” Me: i act like i cannot see it
@PankajSingh-tt2fm
@PankajSingh-tt2fm 4 жыл бұрын
Suno
@ItsHonski
@ItsHonski 3 жыл бұрын
Thempart played when i saw this
@MasterInsnity
@MasterInsnity 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like we haven't seen Keith in a while, happy he's back.
@rustic6354
@rustic6354 4 жыл бұрын
MasterInsnity I miss Noah we haven’t seen him
@epoxxy
@epoxxy 4 жыл бұрын
Moldy T.V. i miss the og smosh with just anthony and ian :/
@christy1639
@christy1639 4 жыл бұрын
And Noah haven't seen him
@colefoley4911
@colefoley4911 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bruhman9228
@bruhman9228 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Noah has no webcam.
@Parker-time
@Parker-time 4 жыл бұрын
You are forgetting one major group of singles, the idiots who can't recognize flirtation. Hi, My name's Parker, it took me taking a interpersonal relationship course in college (2nd year) before I realized that my long term high school crush was flirting with me my entire senor year. You want to know the kicker, she gave me here number at graduation and said "We should hang out this summer, call me". Edit: To all the people below suggesting I'm on the spectrum, I'm not. [Got tested in elementary school for ADHD, turns out I was just a kid who couldn't sit still. Still can't as a 23 year old.] Its just that my emotional intelligence is rather lacking. Thats a skill you develop as you grow as a human.
@fancypants9558
@fancypants9558 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@Spooks-dc1jl
@Spooks-dc1jl 4 жыл бұрын
Just ask her friends friends if your unsure
@beefstroganoff4459
@beefstroganoff4459 4 жыл бұрын
Why are you telling us this?
@slimjim7873
@slimjim7873 4 жыл бұрын
David Alvarez I was just telling Justin he might have Aspergers, I know it when someone describes it to me because I have it myself.
@kit5465
@kit5465 4 жыл бұрын
Damn dude. That's rough. But at least you know the signs now!
@StormBoy95
@StormBoy95 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, Ian's farts don't smell in quarantine.😂😂😂😂
@juicetingaming6048
@juicetingaming6048 4 жыл бұрын
Guy: uh, hey. Do you want go out? Girl: *ok. What’s my middle name?*
@ParadoxFreak
@ParadoxFreak 4 жыл бұрын
I've never felt more personally attacked by Smosh before..
@reena7569
@reena7569 4 жыл бұрын
yeah...
@ArvensisAndromeda
@ArvensisAndromeda 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@greenman784
@greenman784 4 жыл бұрын
*Is that a personal attack or something?*
@-saladstalker-9036
@-saladstalker-9036 4 жыл бұрын
“Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with”
@cainorozco4581
@cainorozco4581 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you meant single people... not every single person in the world
@bintezahrabukhari
@bintezahrabukhari 4 жыл бұрын
we’re dumb
@darthvidar-spiller5343
@darthvidar-spiller5343 4 жыл бұрын
I got that.
@spelare1
@spelare1 4 жыл бұрын
So sad wouldve been epic
@MinecrafterPictures
@MinecrafterPictures 4 жыл бұрын
I though the same thing
@whoknows7415
@whoknows7415 4 жыл бұрын
I read it as single people instead of every single person in the world
@AnthonyFloyd69
@AnthonyFloyd69 4 жыл бұрын
Damian's cats know how to take a cue. He's clearly actually training them to act like in that "Every Quarantine Ever" video. lmao
@soonamisapphire2425
@soonamisapphire2425 3 жыл бұрын
2:23 I don't know why but Damian looks so natural in this scene like he really is the Big brother that's telling his siblings not to touch the stove he's just done with them it's hilarious 😂😆
@Aircrusher
@Aircrusher 4 жыл бұрын
Me: ... Smosh: every single person ever Me: thats me! :D
@PfoteL
@PfoteL 4 жыл бұрын
Crusader ок
@mtkhan786
@mtkhan786 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you had to write Me: in front of That’s me...
@neku2741
@neku2741 4 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@phitowns
@phitowns 4 жыл бұрын
Just see the first one and I feel attacked
@emilyworrilow4837
@emilyworrilow4837 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TgIiDgUiS
@TgIiDgUiS 4 жыл бұрын
As a professional single person, I can certify that this video is 100% true...... 😅🙃😬
@drewc3402
@drewc3402 4 жыл бұрын
Leah Lil10 Guess I’m a professional then lol
@andrewmartinez9771
@andrewmartinez9771 4 жыл бұрын
Drew c u get paid to not get laid
@drewc3402
@drewc3402 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Martinez Kinda? Idk I’m catholic so like I don’t get laid anyway but I don’t get paid lol
@simon.pck1
@simon.pck1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a professional single person also but it's 50% true for me
@doodles_bi_tea
@doodles_bi_tea 4 жыл бұрын
Damien trying to get everyone to stay on the Zoom call is me begging for my friends to FaceTime me when I feel lonely
@Jaketendo
@Jaketendo 4 жыл бұрын
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?” YES
@baguettesarenice
@baguettesarenice 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but Damien caught me with that thirst trap😳
@hgdellinger
@hgdellinger 4 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@AM-ox5ox
@AM-ox5ox 4 жыл бұрын
Same, honestly thought he was gonna unbutton his shirt or something 😳😳❤❤❤
@rubyharris6119
@rubyharris6119 4 жыл бұрын
Epitome of thirst trap...
@rae6878
@rae6878 4 жыл бұрын
I actually yelled “IT WORKED” and scared my cat because I threw my phone...
@CurtinsRise
@CurtinsRise 4 жыл бұрын
Damien is a spicy boi
@digbyniska5044
@digbyniska5044 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the first time I ever heard someone say “ cuz my butt is P E R F
@SecondEvilEx
@SecondEvilEx 4 жыл бұрын
Ian's booty is perfect
@digbyniska5044
@digbyniska5044 4 жыл бұрын
Zelda Haas in fact it is P E R F
@jguitarman2380
@jguitarman2380 3 жыл бұрын
i thought this was every single person ever, like every person ever.
@LucasCAPS
@LucasCAPS 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 Eff off, Keith, the lady has a banana already.
@JessicasASMR
@JessicasASMR 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m just single because I’m picky.... and a sex offender!” Oml I haven’t laughed at a smosh video like that in a long time
@cath1238
@cath1238 4 жыл бұрын
Hello Taco Bell? I’m a registered sex offender.
@Bedwarsns
@Bedwarsns 4 жыл бұрын
haven't laguhed like that after Anthony left ... T_T I wish he could come back
@TheQuestionmarkstudi
@TheQuestionmarkstudi 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what sex is.” True, but do know a lot about foreplay tho..
@martinphillips1411
@martinphillips1411 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Riley sex is go u mask kids
@martinphillips1411
@martinphillips1411 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no I relized they said it in the video sry lol
@mikecodm8430
@mikecodm8430 4 жыл бұрын
turn 18 and u will understand it m8
@Vivian_Wong
@Vivian_Wong 4 жыл бұрын
Opposite for me 😔
@patrickreilly7206
@patrickreilly7206 4 жыл бұрын
"Aw dont do that man" Shayne 2022
@Suaru22
@Suaru22 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s a down pillow. That pillow is down.” I died
@rmdcade1717
@rmdcade1717 4 жыл бұрын
"This is a down pillow. This pillow is _down._ " This is why I'm so glad she's in sketches now.
@Staalmusic
@Staalmusic 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Smosh: Every single person ever Me: Feeling personally attacked.. But this is gold! LMAO
@laxku
@laxku 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that I stuck around until the very end. Ian telling me "Love you, bye!" was all I ever really needed in life it turns out.
@tyranitar8u
@tyranitar8u 3 жыл бұрын
“Who’s needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?” So correct it’s scary. Edit: Just realized someone already commented this D:
@partycat7671
@partycat7671 4 жыл бұрын
I bet that was not the first time Damian said “i can smell your burning flesh”
@u3rae368
@u3rae368 4 жыл бұрын
I was preparing to jam out to the "Merch in the Store" song. Awwww
@solomongater4462
@solomongater4462 4 жыл бұрын
YAYYY YOURE FINALLY BACK TO YOUR OLD SKIT FASHION KEEP DOING THIS PLZZZZ
@shelbylaine5674
@shelbylaine5674 4 жыл бұрын
Damien is so cute in this omg 😱
@coolsplattertokyokingsplat4948
@coolsplattertokyokingsplat4948 3 жыл бұрын
IKR-
@lichtheimer
@lichtheimer 4 жыл бұрын
"Still a hard no from me" The normal received response on dating apps for most of us single people.
@abbytheseal7964
@abbytheseal7964 4 жыл бұрын
Who else thought it was just every single person like in the world ever (o shiz never thought I'd get so many likes, also yus I've watched smosh for yrs just thought this was funny lol)
@sikdarshams
@sikdarshams 4 жыл бұрын
Me sis
@victoriae8021
@victoriae8021 4 жыл бұрын
Is this your first time watching smosh
@SirDot
@SirDot 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@laurenn.amberr
@laurenn.amberr 4 жыл бұрын
lol I was looking for this comment 💀
@bakugokatsuki48
@bakugokatsuki48 4 жыл бұрын
Mee
@J45Burst
@J45Burst 4 жыл бұрын
OMG, Jackie was my RA. I haven't watched Smosh in a while, but your bits were hilarious. Great work! Especially the pillow and Russian ones
@meredith989
@meredith989 4 жыл бұрын
“This is the down pillow, this pillow is down!!” I love that line so much 😂
@hamishandrews3620
@hamishandrews3620 4 жыл бұрын
I’m here earlier than usual, have a good quarantine
@ollie2639
@ollie2639 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, you too.
@ahmmasum6642
@ahmmasum6642 4 жыл бұрын
@@ollie2639 Im early
@samueljeffree8560
@samueljeffree8560 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@martinaherold465
@martinaherold465 4 жыл бұрын
69
@idonthaveausername1197
@idonthaveausername1197 4 жыл бұрын
Damn 75 likes in 6 mins
@Farhan-mn1fr
@Farhan-mn1fr 4 жыл бұрын
After the pandemic, people will realise that this video was recorded in the coronavirus pandemic right? Lol idk
@lh9591
@lh9591 4 жыл бұрын
In the future it will be super obvious what KZfaq videos are from 2020
@dasiypotterhead3217
@dasiypotterhead3217 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking the same thing
@devawarewolf
@devawarewolf 4 жыл бұрын
@@lh9591 yeah true
@jackpatterson7110
@jackpatterson7110 4 жыл бұрын
A great birthday gift. Thank you Smosh, you guys are so great!😁👍
@jackpatterson7110
@jackpatterson7110 4 жыл бұрын
@@rjstudios21 thanks! 😁😁😁
@Enivri
@Enivri 4 жыл бұрын
You missed out the most important part of being single, getting a notification and thinking it’s a girl wanting to talk to you but instead it’s just an automated message or low battery notification.
@lienlemusicstar
@lienlemusicstar 4 жыл бұрын
8:18 ok I know Damien wasn't trying to look hot, but he looks *HOT*
@88mph85
@88mph85 4 жыл бұрын
such a thirst trap 😎
@gofinn_
@gofinn_ 4 жыл бұрын
Always does ;w;
@daisymae6
@daisymae6 4 жыл бұрын
You guys should each live like your Sims for 24 hours while you’re on quarantine
@muhammadirshaad7632
@muhammadirshaad7632 3 жыл бұрын
Damien's crying aligns with the beats of my empty heart
@Danongorf
@Danongorf Жыл бұрын
I first read this as every single person ever. After watching 11 times, I finally understand that really it's read as every single person ever.
@Eamont_
@Eamont_ 4 жыл бұрын
The most relatable every blank ever
@darthvidar-spiller5343
@darthvidar-spiller5343 4 жыл бұрын
I know, so accurate for so many of us, especially in these times.
@EmptyBonesJohnny
@EmptyBonesJohnny 4 жыл бұрын
“Can i ask your sister out” “hell no brother” Hol up
@funnt9055
@funnt9055 4 жыл бұрын
Brother as in friends he means
@funtimefilmsofficial
@funtimefilmsofficial 4 жыл бұрын
@@funnt9055 r/whooooosh
@strafe6735
@strafe6735 4 жыл бұрын
Royal Gamer R/woooosh
@noblehouse.wack1981
@noblehouse.wack1981 3 жыл бұрын
I love the parts where Damian is just going on about how he *WILL* get with Shane's family and Shane is just there like: 😀 nah
@soonamisapphire2425
@soonamisapphire2425 3 жыл бұрын
Yes 🥰 best parts
@Subject783
@Subject783 4 жыл бұрын
Now listen here fellas y'all are so very fricking right.
@MattRosvideos
@MattRosvideos 4 жыл бұрын
It's never a good thing finding my self in one of these videos...
@kit5465
@kit5465 4 жыл бұрын
But which one are you is the question...... It's okay, I'm in this video too lul
@shadowmaster5322
@shadowmaster5322 4 жыл бұрын
“ If you can’t flirt with yo friends why do you have them in the first place”
@kellanmilly
@kellanmilly 4 жыл бұрын
First
@julesthesimplewitch1454
@julesthesimplewitch1454 4 жыл бұрын
Shadow Master your right
@Invicti_
@Invicti_ 4 жыл бұрын
Shadow Master I tried, it went miserably
@helpget69subswithnovideos.50
@helpget69subswithnovideos.50 4 жыл бұрын
I tried too then its a mess after that😅
@svetoslavkrastev228
@svetoslavkrastev228 Жыл бұрын
8:35 - That is a GORGOUS cat. I'm envious of you, Damien.
@SolomonFutch
@SolomonFutch 3 жыл бұрын
Damien: just three peas in a three pod pea. 🤣
@s-khan
@s-khan 4 жыл бұрын
Ok see you all in 5 years when it's recommended again.
@moe4786
@moe4786 4 жыл бұрын
Is anyone wondering where courtney is?
@addisondavis7616
@addisondavis7616 4 жыл бұрын
Wait yeah I just realized that
@lizziebethh
@lizziebethh 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol. Maybe she's not single...😍
@TaintedSins
@TaintedSins 4 жыл бұрын
I still cant they still upload ive been watching this youtube channel for so long
@temorob
@temorob 4 жыл бұрын
LOVE the new cast member! She's amazing!
@daylord3860
@daylord3860 4 жыл бұрын
This is probably the only video Anthony shouldn’t be in.
@zackrosen4132
@zackrosen4132 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@daylord3860
@daylord3860 4 жыл бұрын
Zach PlayzHD 70likes
@mechadoggy
@mechadoggy 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, they’re just acting. Kimmy is in this video, and she’s got a boyfriend (unless something happened to her such that she’s now freely available for Damien)
@evo_burd
@evo_burd 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this video was every single person ever, like anyone thats ever existed.
@SirDot
@SirDot 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@ghalimabchour1097
@ghalimabchour1097 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@BigBaldBump
@BigBaldBump 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the end of every blank ever, just a collection of every single one of the every blank ever episodes put together, every single person, EVER
@bryce4754
@bryce4754 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@deadchannelihaveanewchanne4529
@deadchannelihaveanewchanne4529 4 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos!
@Jeffbuckleygrace
@Jeffbuckleygrace 4 жыл бұрын
Lowkey feel these smosh quarantine videos are better than some of the regular recent stuff.
@westernhorserider3827
@westernhorserider3827 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t figure out if you were talking about people not in a relationship or just every person ever
@finn1400
@finn1400 4 жыл бұрын
1900 subs before Tomorrow shut up u have more than half the people here
@jonathanreid2237
@jonathanreid2237 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ian talking about revenge bod is what he was thinking when Anthony left Smosh
@angeldiaz762
@angeldiaz762 4 жыл бұрын
What else? 😂
@Anna-im4lv
@Anna-im4lv 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@maddie1306
@maddie1306 4 жыл бұрын
This whole video is a mood tbh The first clip is to relatable 🥳😣😖😫😭
@monniewashere
@monniewashere 3 жыл бұрын
damien’s cat’s comedic timing is impeccable
@CheeseSpaghetti42
@CheeseSpaghetti42 4 жыл бұрын
Smosh: uploads Also smosh: making everyone’s quarantine a billion times better
@AenemicTOOL
@AenemicTOOL 4 жыл бұрын
Wow such an original comment how do you do it
@yaboiwillio1047
@yaboiwillio1047 4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Greene I know
@tabi122
@tabi122 4 жыл бұрын
3:11 "Brian may have dumped me..." Me: Brian May? Queen? Is that you?!?!
@zidandzakaalhardhia1948
@zidandzakaalhardhia1948 3 жыл бұрын
He just said Brian. Not Brian May.
@zidandzakaalhardhia1948
@zidandzakaalhardhia1948 3 жыл бұрын
He said "Okay, so Brian may have dumped me,"
@tabi122
@tabi122 3 жыл бұрын
@@zidandzakaalhardhia1948 i know, i was joking 😂🙄
@EvilRiceGuy
@EvilRiceGuy 5 ай бұрын
“Who needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?” Based as shit
@alexanderpi9393
@alexanderpi9393 3 жыл бұрын
U guys are so sarcastic fake but so natural, i dont know how to explain. I like y'all
@xxmajesticwolfxx6459
@xxmajesticwolfxx6459 4 жыл бұрын
Smosh: Make every single person ever Me: Something relatable I can watch.
@colbyjackmac2840
@colbyjackmac2840 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know who else they can cover now? They’ve just topped themselves out lol
@ecsc
@ecsc 4 жыл бұрын
Damiens cat is adorable and the fact he has a xbox remote next to him while doing his thirst trap scene sends me 😂
@LateNiteBreaks
@LateNiteBreaks 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Kimmy Jimenez skits!
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