“I like the way sand feels in my teeth-“

@@Firefly07 darth vader: nooooooo

He does kick a pile of sand before looking at the binary sunset. Like aunt beru said, there’s to much of his father in him

@@wrenren2112 i'm guessing you've never seen this, then: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oc5kdrhlyLWUf2Q.html

It’s coarse.. and it gets everywhere

Bodhi you are so lucky

Same my three

I’ve got the I think it’s from 2004 version which came with a bonus theatrical release disc

That’s pretty much what I wanted to ask. Why is it so hard to watch the original version of the movie? Didn’t millions of people buy the a VHS or copy of the original release first?

aye!

Those are two of my favorite types of people!

and diehard star wars fans have been both for their entire life

I was Luke and now Harrison.

Didn’t read that

@@koolaidking4555 askers?

tha fawk... Vader is lukes father>?!?!

@@steggyweggy yuri asked

I was there...it was such a big surprise because you really didn't see it coming. Nobody expected Star Wars to be any more than a space adventure, that plot revelation came out of nowhere.

Matthew M 2019: MACLUNKEY!

MACLUNKEY was 2019 for Disney Plus

He only said Maclunkey in 2019, idiot

To all those saying it was only the Disney+ versions that had the line, y’all are wrong. It was added in the last special edition before D+, so it’s been there for a few years

@@actaeondiomedes4270 www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cinemablend.com/news/2484984/greedo-actor-is-confused-by-maclunkey-and-star-wars-in-general It was only added when D+ came out

"I will make it legal"

Imperfections make it perfect.

•Vï •Mo• kinda not true at all bud you’ve just contradicted yourself

It is illegal

@@normanosborn3181 I was gonna chew you out for posting cringe but I can't hate someone with a Jay profile pic.

AlistairAI BRUH

ive seen holographic recordings of him ...... killing younglings *covers mouth* *A wild FBI bot has appeared*

Master skywalker what are going to do there are too many of them

Sick youngling burn. Unpopular opinion here, but those younglings got what they had coming.

Rocky Reyes * Master Skywalker they’re are to many of them what are we going to do?

...how?

@@robinanwaldt Palpatine somehow banging a chick some point in time and being the father to Rey's father I guess

Bang bang bang

OpTmizeD_SonDre 420 pull my devil trigger

@@bimgusfriestad7132 sounds like the kitchen gun

R’lyehian Bunnyman he meant the setting and idea of Star Wars allows for the perfect franchise. Not necessarily that the groundwork that was set has always been used well. You can have an amazing beach front property and still build a crappy house that ruins everything except what the setting provides.

The franchise as a whole is pretty perfect. The movies aren’t, but there are a TON of fantastic Star Wars games and books, a few fantastic TV shows, etc. The setting and concept of Star Wars is amazing

I don't think there is a Star Wars Fan in existence that likes more than 50% of the movies

Paynovski Kevin Smith

1/3rd actually. He hates the prequels

I watched episode 1 in the theaters as an 11 year old and loved it. Still do. He called me out.

@@Naafidy And theres nothing wrong with that^^ The Prequels have so much great Stuff in them to love^^ Not all of it of course, but still^^ ROTS is still my favorite SW Movie^^.

While I can agree with shitting on first 2 movies, when people call ROTS bad, I just can't understand these people It has the best lightsaber duel till this day, it has great action and story is not that bad either(except some awful dialogs between Anakin and Padme but it's just George being awful dialogs writer) And it has freacking Palpatine rocking everyone in the movie and succeeding If Palpatine wouldn't have been that good, we wouldn't have him again in the episode 9. I really hope that The Cosmonaut will not blindly shit on the third movie without saying good stuff about it.

@@Amandor2011 Anakin's fall is the dumbest thing in the world and it needed more time to be fleshed out

Everybody loves the worldbuilding and Obi Wan. THATS IT

Yea coupled with Lucas’ signature directing (shit) and some of the actors loosing interest, the side characters are very underused

yeah the new stuff helps

@@GamingWithCalvin1 you missed the joke

In a galaxy far far away...

Lol

Let’s unpack this; Sorry sweetie This.

They just straight vibin' tho.

Chuckles oh yes

I know this has nothing to do with conversation but I love your gumball profile pitcher 😂

Sebas Giraldo “Pitcher??” Dont u mean...”picture!?” Lmfaoo

@@MerkhVision my bad

Mackunkey

Must be because he doesn’t think it is that bad, but he’s also really disappointed in a sad way. Also he’s not fucking YMS who’s like: “yeah it was good 5/10”

I really liked RotJ, I think a lot of the criticism is overinflated. The ending is so, so satisfying. The Jabba battle is contrived but really imaginative, the speeder chase was the shit when I was a kid, Luke vs Vader vs Emperor is iconic. There's lots to love. Meh.

@@finze1 okay, now I will tell you what I think: -The whole Jabba part is indeed contrived and kind of a shitshow but yes it’s fun. -They just skipped Luke’s transition into a proper Jedi because they had no time for that but they also couldn’t do a time skip because they had to save Han right away “we should just pretend he’s superior to Darth Vader now and he even made a lightsaber god knows how in a matter of a couple of weeks tops, and then let’s make him go back to Yoda because we can’t skip that, but he’ll just say he’s ready and die immediately so we can get that out of the way”. -The previous point would be less worse if they made it work with Han, but no, Han doesn’t do anything apart from running around in the woods and be jealous of Luke. If you’re thinking “oh but he helped destroy the bunker it was full on Han Solo greatness, you idiot” I invite you compare his involvement in the previous movies and how of an integral character he used to be, that’s why Harrison Ford himself thinks Han should’ve just died and closed his arc in a really tragic and satisfying way instead of all that tomfoolery. Even Force Awakens was a better movie for Han. -Endor is a very unimaginative location. If you don’t agree that’s okay but compare how fantastic were Tatooine, the Death Star, Hoth, Dagobah and Cloud City were next to the fucking Redwood forest full of Teddy Bears and that’s it. -I personally think the speeder bike chase is pointless and not exciting at all, and the green screen looks like shit. The only “consequence” is that Leia crashes and meets an Ewok before the rest, I put that on quotes because that has no impact on the story at all. Later on when they capture the rest, she tells them to let them go but they don’t listen anyway so what’s the point? -I hate the “from a certain point of view” scene. They don’t know what to do with the things they keep retconning and they just make the Jedi look like a bunch of hippie fools who lie to Luke about EVERYTHING. He is not the last Jedi, Darth Vader did not literally kill his father, and Leia is his sister now?! Plus ghost Obi-Wan sits on the log, wtf is that? -Now that I’m talking about that, I don’t love that “Leia is actually also Vader’s daughter and Luke’s twin sister” I like how they used that to make Luke snap at the end but I don’t quite like how it’s handled with how Luke’s behavior changes immediately from his friend that he obviously fancies to the sister she always knew she was?! What? -They waste like 15 minutes with the Ewoks. They get captured in a giant net like a cartoon and then the teddy bears take them to their camp and plan to eat them. Thank god two seasoned smugglers (of which one is a giant bear dog) and a oh so powerful Jedi Knight had a golden droid with them to pretend he’s a god, because the Ewoks would’ve killed them all. And then another five minutes of 3PO explaining the whole story so far in another language without subtitles but with sound effects. That whole part is prequel-bad if you ask me. -In my opinion, the final battle is wrong. We have our known and loved characters in a tensionless scenario with teddy bears killing the empire like in a cartoon on the ground, and the battle in space which has bigger stakes on paper is carried on by characters we don’t know at all except Lando, and he’s not an awesome character if you ask me, so how about at least WE PUT HAN AND CHEWIE ON THEIR FUCKING SHIP and get Lando on the ground, ain’t that better for the audience? The characters we know and love are in real danger and Lando does his job as a not so main character. -Palpatine is just a really old and evil guy, and he dies without having a character beyond that, this complaint is not so big because the point was Vader’s redemption, not Palpatine himself (but I can’t understand why they complained about Snoke but not about this though, it’s exactly the same PREQUELS DON’T COUNT) -there’s nothing to tempt Luke with??? Palpatine’s just like “come on Luke become evil, please” “come on Luke kill me please” “come on Luke fight your father” Luke of course says no and that leads to Vader’s redemption, which again that was the point, but there’s no tension, there’s no reason for us to think that Luke might actually turn evil and make us worried that he might just do it, making the scene much less interesting. -So because they blew up the Death Star again AND killed Palpatine, the Empire is immediately done for all over the galaxy, what? That’s so dumb they’ve been trying to correct it ever since in all kinds of new stories including the extended universe, Battlefront 2 (EA) and The Mandalorian but that doesn’t count. -After everything is over, the heroes get back together without a single word. They just dance and clap and it ends, pretty unsatisfying for me. -That’s about it.

@@jorgegranados4547 Tbh I don’t think anyone is gonna read that 🤡

As if the prequel trilogy hasn't had a random teenager on KZfaq shit on it.

Anthonest I’m pretty sure Cosmonaut is more than just a random teenager

Joseph Tacitus HEY they gave us memes!

@Joseph Tacitus tell me where in my comment I said the prequels didn't suck? I'm just tired of the children whining when the sequels are clearly worse.

@@Anthonest1 ehh the sequels are mostly just retreads of the OT, so they are predictable (unless the director has a boner for SuBvErTiNg ExPeCtAtIoNs), but the prequels were a special kind of suck that happens when you give a guy like Lucas, who has good grand vision but is shit at fleshing it out, too much creative control. IMO, the prequels are worse

"Nature movie" 😂. LITTLE DID HE KNOW-

You're an angel.

literally same

And it being combined with vader and the stormtroopers dancing 👌

I've loved it ever since JonTron showed it lol

It’s I’m riding solo

It is like that

Ya you see

I laughed far too long at this comment

Yeah, sounds about right.

@@livingforchrist31 Imagine sitting in the theater, and this is what you see: "You've Unlocked Luigi!"

Prequels are amazing

@@zini__Compared to the sequels yes, but they’re pretty bad movies

Yeah if I get alzheimer's my wife or kids should just let me watch my favorite movie for the first time every day. Make the most of it.

@ROCCO De MAYO yikes

The Last Reaper Been subbed for a while his reviews are so awesome and detailed

He's great, he definitely does his research, but he seems more generous in rating movies. For that I got my Sardonicast bois.

Mep

me e

Love his voice and humour

It still utterly baffles me that disliking the prequels is now a hot take.

Something Fierce I think it’s because the kids who watched it are finally old enough for nostalgia.

Jay Sutter ya I’m one of those kids and I enjoy the prequels, I just think that as movies, they’re literal dogshit

Fletcher Gillespie episode 3 is far from “literal dogshit” even with the flaws in the film like the acting, dialogue, asinine romance and too much cgi everywhere. There’s way too many good scenes and moments and has phenomenal art direction, visuals and music. Even with its problems, there’s a lot to praise and love.

Fletcher Gillespie That’s not a hot take. I hate the original trilogy and love the new movies, that’s a hot take. (That’s actually true, and a much better example)

I have the 2005 dvds. So I don't have to anymore. Do you know if you can get punished for having the harmy despecialized editions? Or is it only illegal for the seller but not the buyer.

@@sunwukong5518 yeah you get punished George Lucas breaks in your house with a baseball bat smashes up your DVDs while screaming “Jar Jar is the key to everything”

@@mmmRobe You know what I mean by punished. Maybe a fine or whatever

@@sunwukong5518 No lol. And you don’t actually have to buy them. Although you can pay for someone else to burn the discs and make a bluray box though.

@@sunwukong5518 you can always torrent it

Nice to see ya enjoy them. For me they are terrible movies, and I did grow up with them, but if you acknowledge their flaws and like them regardless, good for you

@@harveyfox6856 Oh these movies are terrible. Prequels are garbage. Fucking love them. You do too, admit it

I felt like Luke after he found out that Vader is his dad when i found out that ROTJ & ROTS aren't good movies.

@@clunkwestweed4541 As much as i want to say i hate it the good moments are peak star wars. Love the fights they have so much meaning to them especially obi wan vs anakin

Yeah. They're goofy, totally ridiculous, poorly written nonsense films but dammit sometimes they're fun

Never heard it put that way and it's perfect

Yeah

@@GallosPole57 oddly?

@@rishabhpoikayil7621 unless you have the original VHS of the trilogy there is literally absolutely no way to watch the theatrical cuts of the movies. Although there is a version of the 2004 special edition box set that has both the 2004 rereleases and the theatrical cuts on dvd but the quality of the dvd is a bit wonky and that version of the box set is more rare than the original VHS's

Even the VHS has some slight edits to the theatrical versions. Not as much as the 97 re-releases, but just some subtle ones

actually that too is illegal you arent allowed to copy the vhs so still ilegal just nobody cares if it is

@@rishabhpoikayil7621 See the 'Despecialized' Versions.

Yvng Armz That’s exactly what I’m going to do this week 😂

But...how?

Except that version isn't that great. I have that too in fact, with the entire trilogy with the special editions as the main feature and the unaltered versions as a bonus disc. What sucks though is the quality isn't that great and there is motion smearing along with dryed out color.

Get rid of it before the fbi come and arrest you

@@sanchobanana3507 i0.wp.com/nerdvanamedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/dvd_saga.jpg?w=640 this image shows the box sets of both trilogies that I have

@@colonelstarsandstripes5379 it's the best legal release we have of them tho

@@effecteyvee864 ok boomer

@@everythingalldwight4939 lmaooooooo

@@effecteyvee864 you okay buddy?

@@effecteyvee864 profile pic checks out

Same profile pic mate!

When I took my little brother to his first Star Wars movie (TLJ), he was talking to me, not looking at the screen as the opening Lucasfilm logo came up. When the opening title popped up onto the screen, he jumped about 8 inches out of his seat. One of the hardest laughs I've ever had.

​@@MrTkillian I'd get a kick out of that but I'd start em on the OT.

@@Sam-im5tc Trust me. I've tried. But it's pretty telling that at 15 even he thought TLJ was pretty weak.

@@MrTkillian Well no argument there. I consider it the worst of the franchise myself. Couldn't tell ya for the life of me who any of the important side characters are.

@@Sam-im5tc I agree, though ATOTC is pretty bad, but it was the first SW movie I saw in theaters so it has that nostalgia going for it. My biggest problem with TLJ is that I actually was interested in the main characters after TFA, but TLJ did next to nothing to build on it. Plus what it did to Luke. Plus just overall bad writing and disjointed narrative, tone and acting.

Yeah Prostitutes/One Night Stands are ok, Wifes/Husbands and Girl-/Boyfriends not. Ki-Adi-Mundi was married but that was because his species needed every member to procreate since they were endangered.

Yoda: “Destroyed, the Jedi will be. Create offspring, I had better”. *FIFTY YEARS LATER* Everyone: BABY YODA MEMES!!!!!!!!

@@gokbay3057 ironic, but I geuss attachment would make it more likely for you to fall to the dark side.

None of the shit from the prequels is canon, in my eyes.

@@cynicaltheastrocreep4504 Ok boomer

I always thought they looked like fish sticks.

@@GuardianTam What do you prefer? Hotdogs or fish sticks?

If this is true how did they keep the stars from moving

@@leaffinite3828 They probably moved the actual text instead of the camera

@@cheesy6122 so this person is just wrong? Or what

@@leaffinite3828 using practical effects, not an editing program

@@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476 i know. In fact my question is predicated on that fact

Yep the original cut of the film edit was horrible.

I've kept saying that Star Wars has only been as good as the people around George make it. Every time Lucas has a lot of the final say in the films we get stuff like the Prequels and ROTJ.

Does George not know he's a hack?

At least he loves SW unlike those greedy Disney pigs

Tayo Jones not really, all behind the scenes and everything shows how not interested in anything george was with the prequels, complain about TLJ all you want, but Rian Johnson was very happy and loved doing Star Wars unlike george during the prequel era

Bruce Quayle “losing his shit” is not the Jedi way though

Revenge and anger is not the Jedi way. Much to learn, you still have.

@@IngvarMar except that's exactly what he did in the final battle.

But that means no Kylo ren bc he wouldnt have existed if Han died in Empire

Goosegg 46 yeah Luke freaked out at how close he came to the dark side while looking at his hands.

your opinion is immediately devalued because you have a fortnite prof pic

@@nali2076 why should a picture dictate what you think of a joke?how picky are you?calm tf down

Red_Roses Even if I dislike Fortnite, (I hate it a lot) I don’t judge the people that do. People have their own opinions, you know.

holy shit it was a fucking joke I don’t care what his profile picture is

@@nali2076 redditor found

I've never met a person who doesn't love that song, whether it be straight up or a secret guilty pleasure.

Google MC Chris, Boba Fett

Uuuuh okk i think we’ve gone far enough with agreeing that the prequels are somewhat good. This song reallly shouldn’t get the same treatment

I agree shit slaps a little too hard

Yes, i think it's really funny and selfaware

hold up

Oh I saw it alright. Please send help.

Nicholas Foong 0:19

😂😂😂 I legit didn’t see it until you pointed it out! ☠️☠️☠️

Didn't even know what that was until I saw this comment and Googled it.

*Laughs in VCR*

@@katanafourzeronine I thought it was another word os dvd or something until I saw *this* reply and the one below it

They did technically release the original versions on DVD but they were in the absolute WORST version possible in terms of clean up, sound quality, and visuals. Worth it though

Holy fuck, that is one well aged reference

Geralt of Trivia it is a joke. He just wanted to point out that Star Wars has always been cheesy

I know you, youre Jimmy Neutrons Dad

Just doing unspeakable things around that ventilator, voiding its warranty in the process.

Unless his dick literally burned off, he's good 6'5 and black, you're getting mad pussy

Probably meant in HD, you either have the original VHS scans or Special edition DVD cuts in 360/480p

Exactly, the original VHS tapes don't even look bad at all. Hell with my VCR they're upscaled to wide-screen and look as good as any DVD.

My dad had one bit we lost it 😔

@@TheKingOfRooks they're stretched to 16:9??? 🤮🤮

@@Maisonikkokufan there's no image loss it's just a VCR that makes em fit with the screen as best they can

Jude Gorman as a person who watched the prequels as I child, I disagree

The prequels were made FOR children, so in essence, they are great movies cuz they pleased the target demographic. I saw the originals and prequels as a child, and liked the prequels better cuz they were more exciting. I got super bored watching Han and Leia fix the Falcon inside a space slug, and Luke lifting rocks on Dagobah. The bad writing/dialog things weren't apparent to me until I was an adult. HOWEVER... on re-watching the originals, I noticed that many of those same flaws existed. A lot of the dialog in ANH in particular is super cringey (which CVH's biased ass didn't even comment on). The universe in the Originals also just seems so empty and boring, now that the prequels have established and built up so much lore.

nahor88 that’s exactly true, that’s why I feel like a lot of strengths in the prequels is as good as the originals (some even better)

@@nahor88 what did you think of the long ass politics in the prequels

yup, was 8 in 99

He has a whole video explaining why it’s boring, he references it at the very beginning of his talk about ROTJ

Also it has the best soundtrack.

@@landanross2966 well he has a whole video where he is wrong.

Bonnie Lennox IKR

Marry me

Kiwi S. FBI open up!!!!!!

I honestly can't give DICE enough credit for turning one of my most hated games into one of my favorites. It's really, really fun

Bought it last week for 20$ and I'm enjoying it

I agree

It's even worse

@@matthewstephen4014 bruh how

Thats what he said😂

“Maclunkey!” Proceeds to plunge down at Mach 10 speeds down into the underworld

I would leave heaven and put my soul into someone else.

I always thought that God was a rodian

I mean he did call ANH "the perfect movie" and said he was going to be hyperbolic. SO....

I agree but the way he talks in most of his videos I doubt that he’s going to be taking anything close to a nuanced view of the prequels.

ComplicatedInfo Angry much?

@@effecteyvee864 wat

@@effecteyvee864 "Imma beat that attitood up outchu bittchh you big fat biitchh oompa loompa body-ass bitch"

Why? New episodes are still coming out he will probably wait until it's finished and then talk about it. That makes more sense.

@@effecteyvee864 wow.

MrOffice Ikr. On my channel, 6/10 is good but not great. He made it sound like he hated it 😂

MrOffice it’s the best of the trilogy...

Wtf KZfaq I get that it’s your opinion and that’s fine. But it’s wrong.

@@monty3916 I get that your criticism of your comment is an opinion, and that's fine... but you're wrong

Even with the stuff he hated, he still had to admit that the movie was better than average. There was some really good stuff in it, like seeing Luke doing his Jedi thing to rescue Han, the speeder bike scene, the Yoda scene that has Luke beginning to come to grips with the fact that Vader is his father, the Obi-Wan scene with Luke having to deal with the fact that he can't kill his father, the scene with Luke and Vader reuniting for the first time since their fight, the throne room fight, and let's not forget the amazing space battle to end the film. I can see why the Ewoks aren't too popular with people, and maybe George did make a mistake by not having that battle on Kashyyyk so that the Wookies would be fighting the Stormtroopers, but overall, there's a lot of really good stuff in ROTJ. It's not as bad as his hatred makes it out to be. Plus, Lando was just so awesome in this movie. Billy Dee Williams' acting was so good. Also, can we get some love for 3PO growing as a character in this film? In Star Wars, 3PO tells Luke that he's not much for telling stories, but in ROTJ, 3PO does a fantastic job of telling stories to the Ewoks. So, even 3PO grew as a character throughout the trilogy.

Eww.

you mean Finnpoe

@Geordie walker absolutely tf not

@@colonelstarsandstripes5379 too late it's confirmed

Lmaoooo

We've all had that moment where we watch the prequels and we like them until we rewatch them. You're not alone

@@OhCityGround yep, I loved the prequels as much as humanly possible, and now aotc is my least favorite star wars movie, but rots was the only one that stuck with me

@@OhCityGround i came back to Star wars after years and believing that the prequels are very good and fun to watch. So, i made a Star wars marathon, the OT was awesome i loved every second. I thought the prequels would have the same effect. Jesus Christ i could barely watch them without falling asleep. Finally i got why people call them bad. They are so boring and bad

@@billnyetherussianspy1596 younglings scene?

@@user-nx9jt6dm3q well they certainly never got the chance to rewatch the prequels and see all the flaws

Og gangster

Same, bro. My dad has to buy a VCR just to watch them

*Do you want to see the most illegal thing I own?*

Me

@@archivist_13 i'm not even sure where my dad got it from and i think it's the thing that scares me the most

I NEVER NOTICED THAT

Kelly Corless oh shit, same

I thought that was Leia oof

Where?

Those people remind me of a cult. A funny cult but a cult none the less.

P Allen we most certainly are a cult, brainwashed and all

Goos Actually, they all do. Just look at what they think of the sequel trilogy by comparison.

Ceiling Fan you offended me for calling me an idiot

@@andrea_ottaviano_augusto88 that's Reddit for ya

J L Lol same honestly I would say it’s a good game and it’s rlly disappointing it didn’t launch the way it is now

Xploding Sushi agreed

Its pretty good now, but only some of it. The sequel trilogy stuff is shit and no one cares, the OT era stuff isn't fleshed out enough, GA is annoying restrictive and boring, most of the smaller modes aren't played anymore, the campaign and arcade are DOGSHIT they make me want to harm myself. The only good stuff is the clone wars content, but it's so annoying because you have like 110 GB game but like 80% of it is shit. Honestly they should have just made this a clone wars only game. Just like how the first one was a OT only game if they just did cw for the second they could have focused on it more and given us even more content, then the next game could be ST or KOTOR.

I would be but the game broke for me for some reason the mouse courser doesn't work

@@-LAH bossk is pretty good, gunplay is super casual and not enough weapons, but it's decent fun.

I have an empire VHS in very good condition, I wish I had one of A New Hope cuz of all those changes

How much lol?

The vast majority of Star Wars movies have only one lightsaber fight.Phantom Menace had two but the First was super brief, and The Last Jedi technically had three but one was a flashback, one didn’t actually use lightsabers, and one had a ghost just dodging the lightsaber. Revenge of the Sith is the only one too really capitalize on lightsaber duels, having a massive total of five.

Look up scene 38 re-imagined on KZfaq. They remade the fight between obi-wan and Vader and it's the coolest thing ever

It is between two senior citizens and one is a walking iron lung, so it checks out.

It worked so well too because they're both old as shit now. It's been 18 years. When you see them in the prequels, the way they fight was so dynamic and fast. In the books, Darth Vader misses the way he used to be able to fight. So it just works so well

@@rune0742 definitely something that wouldve been attempted if the technology was better at that time