Every Star Wars Movie Reviewed - Pt. 3 - The Disney Movies

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4 жыл бұрын

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@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 жыл бұрын
I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.
@imablisy
@imablisy 4 жыл бұрын
Max Hyde this is me
@loreaver3882
@loreaver3882 4 жыл бұрын
So dearth maul is in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace The clone Wars Star Wars: Rebels kenobi 2021
@maxhydekyle2425
@maxhydekyle2425 4 жыл бұрын
@@loreaver3882 Phantom Menace = Dearth Maul Rebels and Clone Wars = Darth Maul
@growingwild8411
@growingwild8411 4 жыл бұрын
Max Hyde He has more lives than a cat. They need to quit faking deaths.
@nate9962
@nate9962 4 жыл бұрын
My dad doesn’t care about any other Star Wars media aside from the movies, and he actually really liked the reveal
@cocojumbo412
@cocojumbo412 4 жыл бұрын
Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay
@rars0n
@rars0n 4 жыл бұрын
They have a case of the not-gays.
@jordanlamb3082
@jordanlamb3082 4 жыл бұрын
*they’re
@joltyjivs1518
@joltyjivs1518 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Lamb don’t be a grammar nazi
@openingdown3051
@openingdown3051 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I prefer COCO LARGE
@faithpaige1530
@faithpaige1530 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to see that on the big screen. We love good old baby making hetero love
@masquerader101
@masquerader101 Жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but seeing Finn ignite that lightsaber always gives me chills. Being neither jedi nor sith, but still taking on that challenge. Dude has heart
@liltakifuego3993
@liltakifuego3993 Жыл бұрын
its just a button dude, everyone can do it
@masquerader101
@masquerader101 Жыл бұрын
@@liltakifuego3993 Obviously. Thanks for sharing what you thought was new information though I guess.
@whatdoesthisthingdo
@whatdoesthisthingdo Жыл бұрын
Sometimes pushing a button can be a very challenging and arduous experience. And don’t even get me started on switches.
@thanos3163
@thanos3163 Жыл бұрын
@@liltakifuego3993 smartass
@SimBol1216
@SimBol1216 11 ай бұрын
​@@liltakifuego3993 Do you not understand symbolism or subtext? Who are you, Drax?
@BlueV205
@BlueV205 2 жыл бұрын
Calling Rey a Disney princess is the best description of her ever.
@clonetrooper2003
@clonetrooper2003 Жыл бұрын
Don’t insult the disney princesses like that lol
@WrecklessFantasist
@WrecklessFantasist Жыл бұрын
I don’t really understand the hate around Rey, she’s not bad, but not remarkable either
@knightmare5097
@knightmare5097 Жыл бұрын
@@WrecklessFantasist She’s just overpowered, that’s all
@mnschoen
@mnschoen Жыл бұрын
@@knightmare5097 She's on par with literally every other Star Wars character. It's a sci-fantasy world. Everyone is special, that's why they're main characters. Also...Anakin is Space Jeebus but REY is overpowered?
@knightmare5097
@knightmare5097 Жыл бұрын
@@mnschoen Buddy, Anakin lost an arm, was born into slavery, lost his mother, his wife, his home, his friends, AND his life as a Jedi. And most of his loss was his fault. He became a powerhungry, genocidal maniac who kills his subordinates every other day. The problem is that Rey lost stuff, but it was never really her fault and she was never affected by it. Anakin had training, Rey didn’t.
@teenagegroot5827
@teenagegroot5827 4 жыл бұрын
“Who are you?” “Rey.” “Rey who?” “Just Rey.” “No people, then? Rey.... Solo.”
@tanocastro1739
@tanocastro1739 4 жыл бұрын
So ben and rey kissing would be incest i guess?
@ronin5996
@ronin5996 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanocastro1739 More like a couple as the female usually takes the last name of the male. I know they aren't married, but let's be honest if Ben survived that's the direction they would have most likely gone in
@eastbrady9156
@eastbrady9156 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, a fellow cereal eater...
@teenagegroot5827
@teenagegroot5827 4 жыл бұрын
Brayziller Lee_2003 yes Eat your cereal
@santiagotheguitarist6266
@santiagotheguitarist6266 4 жыл бұрын
HA GOT HIM
@_black_bird
@_black_bird 4 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said "McKlunkey"
@deivymaybe7554
@deivymaybe7554 4 жыл бұрын
Blackbird a strange man
@svennevs5740
@svennevs5740 4 жыл бұрын
Raw macklankey
@motnurky7055
@motnurky7055 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I BETCHU HAVE
@kit-3
@kit-3 4 жыл бұрын
When Greedo said "Macklunkey" I felt that
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
@@kit-3 It was the themes that got me.
@noellec9760
@noellec9760 10 ай бұрын
Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.
@TCRYTV
@TCRYTV 6 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of sorting the comments by new, so I now relate too
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt Ай бұрын
fr, i love the original star wars films and clone wars but the fanbase is genuinely one of the worst fanbases of any franchise
@thefullmetaltitan9732
@thefullmetaltitan9732 Ай бұрын
I’ve been a die hard Star Wars fan my entire life. And I honestly still am. It becomes 100% more enjoyable if you avoid the online discussion and make up your own mind on things. I still LOVE discussing Star Wars. But I have to be careful to avoid how much hate there is in the fanbase. The sequels REALLY broke the community. You really have to sort through online communities to find people who just love talking about it. I have been disappointed with Disney’s use of the franchise recently. I thought Mando Season 3 was a huge step down to the point of being utterly forgettable and pointless. Kenobi and Boba Fett were also baffling wastes of potential. But on the other side, Andor is AMAZING, Ahsoka was pretty great imo, and Bad Batch has mostly been awesome! So I still adore Star Wars. It’s just that the content that’s being released is WAY more inconsistent because of how much of it there is.
@killer92173
@killer92173 Ай бұрын
I'm the person who will so as far as to say, "The Fanbase is ruining Star Wars." And people wonder why they stopped making movies and focus on TV Shows.
@LeLastMelon
@LeLastMelon 7 сағат бұрын
@@killer92173It’s not a mystery and thank god they don’t. I don’t want the mouse anywhere near Star Wars, the shows are already doing enough damage as is. If they just stop making Star Wars forever I’d be happy.
@alligatorboy2000
@alligatorboy2000 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment in Solo is Beckett's death. We finally got a definitive "Han shot first" moment in canon Star Wars. No waiting for Beckett to telegraph an attack, no waiting for Beckett to shoot so that it would be in self defense. Han didn't even let Beckett finish his little speech before gunning him down. And he's congratulated for it. "Smart move, kid. I would've killed you." This truly feels like Han to me. Classic Han. That being said, it ruins the canon Greedo scene even FURTHER by simultaneously showing that Han has no problem shooting first, and showing that the audience is willing to accept him doing so.
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people say Han at the end of Solo and Han at the start of Star Wars don’t feel like the same guy, but I think it’s fine. I think it’s interesting to have a negative character change. In Solo Han decides the only person he can trust in the Galaxy is Chewie. And after shooting Beckett for his betrayal, there’s still 8 years until the Battle of Yavin. Luke proved that some character development is allowed to happen offscreen, and it makes sense to me that Han shooting Beckett first leads to him being the tough, cynical loner smuggler type in ANH.
@aydenulery9562
@aydenulery9562 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton Luke’s character development was still out of character. If they wanted to make him a hermit, it should’ve been something more like Ben became out of control with anger fueled by the dark side or something like that, not “well I know I’m the same man that faced off against one of the most brutally evil people in the galaxy who also killed my mentor, because of an unwavering hope that there was still light in him, but I had a slight vision of my NEPHEW who I’m training and learned he wasn’t perfect, so I almost killed him in my sleep”. They should’ve had luke fail at training him because he didn’t know how to train him. Ik they make him kind of OP but he also doesn’t really have training. With yoda he just learned a little about how the force worked (although at the time that was really all the force even was, relatively simple, which works for the story they told). But luke wasn’t in the strongest position to train people, especially an angry young man torn by his lineage and the dark side tempting him. Like Ben makes the same decision luke made to rush off and try to handle things himself, but it leads to him turning to the dark side instead. Offscreen character development can still be written in character, and that’s where they failed with Luke
@shark_2283
@shark_2283 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton only star wars fans care this mutch about the morality of the former criminal character.
@thegoodreylo4749
@thegoodreylo4749 7 ай бұрын
@@shark_2283Mutch?
@andresthesquid9122
@andresthesquid9122 4 жыл бұрын
Will Smith: That’s hot *points to a Anakin burning on mustafar*
@ShaunMengel
@ShaunMengel 4 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!
@edviza1935
@edviza1935 4 жыл бұрын
Brayden Helzer UNNNGGHH
@TheMonocila
@TheMonocila 4 жыл бұрын
@Toori Baba Dud.. That really fucked up.
@lostinlucidity
@lostinlucidity 4 жыл бұрын
Carlton: I have the high ground
@Doabit
@Doabit 4 жыл бұрын
My guy you just made my day😂
@pyguy7
@pyguy7 4 жыл бұрын
Did you know Kylo Ren has never had a girlfriend before?... He's Ben Solo his whole life.
@macdavidd1065
@macdavidd1065 4 жыл бұрын
Blitzball Ace 👏
@Shapes_Quality_Control
@Shapes_Quality_Control 4 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@yaboylou7967
@yaboylou7967 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye. I don’t get it.
@toasterdogg
@toasterdogg 4 жыл бұрын
@Autismo He kissed Leia.
@deletoblue2041
@deletoblue2041 4 жыл бұрын
@@toasterdogg leia kissed him which is still a feat on its own but still
@elder-woodsilverstein7716
@elder-woodsilverstein7716 2 жыл бұрын
23:20 Or, if you absolutely needed to keep Rose in the movie, you could have her be the one learning war is bad. You could say that Rose didn't join the resistance to be a freedom fighter, she joined to have adventures, shoot bad guy and have fun. Then Finn would have to be the one to explain the tragedy of war to her. Not only would that be good character wise, but it would also create a good dynamic between Finn and Rose, giving them kind of a mentor and student relationship.
@gos_7079
@gos_7079 2 жыл бұрын
That’s true, but Poe does need to learn about war is bad.
@elder-woodsilverstein7716
@elder-woodsilverstein7716 2 жыл бұрын
@@gos_7079 I do like that arc too.
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton 2 жыл бұрын
It’s implied that Rose and Paige joined the Resistance together, so when Paige dies, we could’ve had an interesting arc of Rose trying to find another reason to fight for the Resistance, or have her be the mole, which would justify Holdo’s paranoia, and maybe Finn would see the good in her and seduce her back to the light in episode 9.
@elder-woodsilverstein7716
@elder-woodsilverstein7716 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton Rose being the mole, not bad. I would have liked more tlak about her sister and how it effected her.
@FusionFullForce
@FusionFullForce 2 жыл бұрын
So its been a while since I've seen Last Jedi but why does she like Finn? If I remember correctly, her family was murderer/besieged by the First Order right? Like even though we know Finn is a good dude, she could still hold onto that. Send her, Finn and Poe to Canto Bight and play with that dynamic. Rose doesnt trust Finn, Poe is too gung ho about war and Finn still kinda wants to run but also feels like he is a part of the Reistance now so he's fighting that urge.
@boiledelephant
@boiledelephant 2 жыл бұрын
The ending of Episode 9 was a real "wtf" moment, even in my giddy first cinema viewing where my rational brain was turned off and I was just inhaling popcorn, I still went "wait, what?" I was so sure they were heading for a "light and dark reach an armistice" type thing with Rey and Ben, and then they both died and came back to life and kissed for no reason and one died again for no reason. It was the most confused, written-by-committee moment ever. I still don't understand anything about that scene.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
blame the community. Rise of Skywalker had a LOT to do with the community
@Max-lw3ul
@Max-lw3ul Жыл бұрын
I decided not to watch it in the theater right after i knew palpatine was back. I knew it would be the most frustrating movie ever
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@Max-lw3ul sadly it wasn’t. At least… for me it wasn’t
@Max-lw3ul
@Max-lw3ul Жыл бұрын
@@BlackbirdRX i love star wars and i was so excited when force awakens was announced but after the last jedi and the complete disney bullshit chaotic without a point story i decided no to go watch it and i dont regret but i feel sad cause i love this franchise. They should be ashamed if they are really passionate fan, cause they made a lot of people disappointed and hopeless about something that inspired so many of us!
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@Max-lw3ul i personally love Force Awakens even to this day. It’s my personal favorite Star Wars movie to watch and maybe that’s because it’s the one I enjoy the most. Flaws and all
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 жыл бұрын
_"You know, I'm something of a Sith Lord myself."_ *-Palpatine to Kylo Ren*
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 4 жыл бұрын
Mark forgot the Clone Wars animated movie, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. UPVOTE THIS COMMENT SO COSMONAUT CAN SEE!!
@achair7958
@achair7958 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's genius
@ffjreviews9029
@ffjreviews9029 4 жыл бұрын
Monty Pig of the Doodle Clan I don’t think he would even bother touching those movies because they are universally despised, and he couldn’t really add anything that nobody has said before.
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659
@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 4 жыл бұрын
@@ffjreviews9029 I don't care if he doesn't add anything. He's entertaining and fun to listen to and these are still technically Starwars movies so he has to see them now.
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 жыл бұрын
@@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 Yeah for one, those movies are barely even canon (even if they are, they're not significant to the rest of the universe), and plus, what does that have to do with this comment?
@ThatNoobartist
@ThatNoobartist 4 жыл бұрын
“Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars” That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life
@Ethan-nl2wg
@Ethan-nl2wg 4 жыл бұрын
That_ Noobartist but iron man 3 is actually good
@joebanana8006
@joebanana8006 4 жыл бұрын
@Spencer Bringhurst Yes Solo is actually very good
@ThatNoobartist
@ThatNoobartist 4 жыл бұрын
Ethan there’s also people who don’t like Iron Man 3 so
@RomeoDeJuliette
@RomeoDeJuliette 4 жыл бұрын
I would agree if I could see something on the screen
@Ethan-nl2wg
@Ethan-nl2wg 4 жыл бұрын
That_ Noobartist nah I’m just joking though I personally don’t like solo but I know plenty of people who do sorry if I came off a rude
@kidchiko9435
@kidchiko9435 Жыл бұрын
I never saw any promotional stuff for Rouge One and I can confirm that seeing Darth at the end was pretty cool
@thomashottersall5204
@thomashottersall5204 Жыл бұрын
Red one my favourite film
@SongbirdAlom
@SongbirdAlom 2 жыл бұрын
God you’re so right. That SHOULD have been Poe & Finn on the Cantobite quest. The two play off each other so well, and have great chemistry. Damn.
@ericgropuis
@ericgropuis 5 ай бұрын
And then they kiss
@rnspurgn3015
@rnspurgn3015 4 жыл бұрын
0/10 you didn’t talk about the Star Wars holiday special
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@JelliThePilot
@JelliThePilot 4 жыл бұрын
Just read this in his voice. "10/10 the best movie if you don't like it then get the fuck off this channel"
@wisegoongala4305
@wisegoongala4305 4 жыл бұрын
That movie should never be named again
@UnorthodoxIndividual
@UnorthodoxIndividual 4 жыл бұрын
11/10 Better than all other pieces of media ever created
@TheMcBeefy
@TheMcBeefy 4 жыл бұрын
it was in pt 1
@GregoryIannicelli1997
@GregoryIannicelli1997 4 жыл бұрын
In Rise of Skywalker's defense, I walked out of it still liking Star Wars. I walked out of Cats not sure if I liked visual media anymore. EDIT: Holy shit, I made modern Star Wars fans agree on something without the use of Baby Yoda or the “I’m Han Solo” song.
@ralphmasucci9005
@ralphmasucci9005 4 жыл бұрын
Why did you even see cats lol
@GregoryIannicelli1997
@GregoryIannicelli1997 4 жыл бұрын
Luis Garlic TBH, I don't even know anymore lol. I saw it see if it was really that bad, but now I know that there was no justifying it.
@darkblur101
@darkblur101 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Cats felt like watching a dirty movie in public. I felt like I needed a shower after it was done.
@everettboard745
@everettboard745 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@icebergthegamer
@icebergthegamer 4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing 😂
@northseapirate2313
@northseapirate2313 2 жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed when the New Republic was just destroyed and instantly forgotten about in the film. Not only is it stupid (how the hell did the First Order build the base and capture all of the Galaxy?) but it kind of ruined the chance to do something new. Like imagine a conventional war between the First Order and New Republic, with the Force Awakens plot being about the Resistance trying find evidence that they are building a super weapon so they can convince the Senate to declare war. But no, we just got Empire vs Rebels 2.0
@Philip54622
@Philip54622 Жыл бұрын
I would've loved to more see a new enemy or something new not like another planet destroyer, just some new faction there could be like some imperial remnants but not a way stronger empire
@orlandofurioso7329
@orlandofurioso7329 Жыл бұрын
Also, why the hell is it called a "Resistance" when the republic is on their side, shouldn't the first order be called that?
@BewareofTarps
@BewareofTarps Жыл бұрын
And now we have shows like the Mandalorian desperately trying to make it work by turning the New Republic into a deeply incompetent "rule by committee" failed state, because that's the only way any of the sequel movies make any sense whatsoever. Honestly, I wish they would just steer away from the films entirely with the spinoffs, but I guess Disney wants their films to actually matter.
@vibette970
@vibette970 Жыл бұрын
I love Cosmonaut’s editing so much!! It just makes me smile and laugh and have a good time watching. I get kinda distracted with really wild editing, but this isn’t boring or stagnant either
@badclips68
@badclips68 4 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut: " I am so glad I don't have to do anymore star wars reviews." *The Mandalorian* (Edit: this aged well 😅)
@cianthulu4204
@cianthulu4204 4 жыл бұрын
*Cosmore?*
@punkfunkyeahstudios1718
@punkfunkyeahstudios1718 4 жыл бұрын
The Man!! Nice picture
@nikosaurus4238
@nikosaurus4238 4 жыл бұрын
Clone wars season 7??
@ethann.3050
@ethann.3050 4 жыл бұрын
But that’s like good tho
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 4 жыл бұрын
That's a show. Cosmonaut is talking about not reviewing anymore MOVIES... I think.
@IngvarMar
@IngvarMar 4 жыл бұрын
Return of the Jedi: “It’s bad 6/10” Rogue One: “It’s pretty good! 6/10” Rise of Skywalker: “It’s so baaad, it’s just awful 6/10”
@razkable
@razkable 4 жыл бұрын
this guy reviewing seems to be what I hate about fans..he clearly wants the whole non special chosen one type characters...he wants everyone to matter the nobody gets the strongest force oooh the nobody that so subversive even though it makes no sense and is lame.....thats not how reality works bloondlines do matter ...a nobody can't be king on their own...power comes from that bloodline...its better to connect everyone than not to...its what we sign up for..give us the opposite we riot sorry..its established the skywalker vs palpatine storyline is all that matters so when you try to subvert that we all get mad...its what 8 films were about for gods sake ...don't make one film that tries to go against it...
@whysegaming1548
@whysegaming1548 4 жыл бұрын
Catherine the first, Theodora and Toyotomi Hideyoshi are all examples of peasants who eventually became kings or queens of their respective empires. There is also plenty of modern day stories of complete nobodies who were able to become millionaires. This kind of scenario, while rare, is not impossible. It sends a message that true power comes not from bloodlines, but from one’s self, which while may not be realistic, is still a better message to send then just be the chosen one or you’re useless. If we get the same Star Wars story for the rest of our lives, nobody will care anymore.
@DenyDenDenzel
@DenyDenDenzel 4 жыл бұрын
there's a lot of deleted replies here huh
@PlahaKumar
@PlahaKumar 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Cosmomaut was weird with his ratings.
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 4 жыл бұрын
Igor I think he likes them all but his expectations were a little different with each
@bordatwork
@bordatwork 2 жыл бұрын
As a lifelong SW fan, one of the best experiences I had recently was rewatching Star Wars with someone who's never seen it. I got to enjoy it almost like it was for the first time through their eyes.
@s427
@s427 11 ай бұрын
That's basically why reaction videos exist.
@sunsetvibe1063
@sunsetvibe1063 Жыл бұрын
1:29-The Force Awakens 8:49-Rogue One 16:22-The Last Jedi 27:12-Solo 31:39-The Rise Of Skywalker 43:24-Star Wars ranking
@justinqueso9644
@justinqueso9644 Жыл бұрын
Respect+
@themythologynerd7020
@themythologynerd7020 9 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@moo8474
@moo8474 4 жыл бұрын
"Star Wars fans are not that picky" Are you sure about that
@Facultarse
@Facultarse 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The worst Star Wars haters are actually their fans
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 жыл бұрын
@@Facultarse Not really. Star Wars fans like stuff like the Mandalorian, where the acting isn't shit but it also pays respect to the original material.
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 4 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 they loved it because it's about mandolorians xD
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 4 жыл бұрын
@@ilikepigeons6101 Which proves my point, because it has Mandalorians and is ALSO paying respect to the lore for the Mandos, rather than shitting on it.
@2ndairborneguy790
@2ndairborneguy790 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think fans aren't that picky. They're just pissed at Disney. No fanbase is all that great.
@makcarolin
@makcarolin 4 жыл бұрын
“Because god forbid he’s one of those gays” 😂
@ssjx3705
@ssjx3705 4 жыл бұрын
Mak Carolin I died when he said that🤣
@yggdrasil3
@yggdrasil3 4 жыл бұрын
*Cough China *Cough
@SapphireCarbuncle009
@SapphireCarbuncle009 4 жыл бұрын
"[Insert Finn or Poe's hetero love interest here] is just the Star Wars equivalent of Uhura." - Patrick Boivin, 2019
@edwardmillard4398
@edwardmillard4398 4 жыл бұрын
@@ssjx3705 me too also: Cosmonaut Variety Hour: The last jedi is not objectively bad MauLer: Oh boy where do i even begin: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rN1no8Z0z5azgp8.html
@nykia31
@nykia31 4 жыл бұрын
I choked on my beverage at that lol
@thecynicaloptimist1884
@thecynicaloptimist1884 Жыл бұрын
Pairing Poe and Finn could have led to some great arcs. Finn teaches Poe through their own adventure that there is a deep personal cost to war, culminating with Finn sacrificing himself at the end of the movie to save everyone else. This changes Poe, now he's personally lost someone. He's still the ace pilot, but he's now leading a bit more with his head, instead of his heart. He's now someone who considers those around him, as opposed to being the hero. The next movie you could have had Poe establishing a Star Wars version of Top Gun - a group of elite pilots to help fight the First Order. One of the new characters is basically a younger version of Poe; a hot shot who only thinks about themselves and their ego and being a glory-hunter, leading to a lot of clashing between them as Poe is essentially dealing with his own demons, showing that Poe truly has grown as a person, while also dealing with Finn's death. Perhaps he feels guilt over what he sees as selfishness; Finn had to die to teach Poe a lesson, when he'd gladly give it up just to have his friend back.
@Lemminjoose
@Lemminjoose 2 жыл бұрын
The only real issue I had with Kylo is that he removed his mask so early. I'm sure people were ok with it, but it seemed like a really weird choice to me.
@AnastasiaAisling
@AnastasiaAisling 2 жыл бұрын
That was the best move ever, and it's a great visual portrayal of how differently Abrams and Johnson saw Kylo as a character. Abrams wanted to create Vader's loyal successor, the fan-service-ish villian, and Johnson practically mocked that decision with the "take that ridiculous thing off" line. He couldn't wait to work with Adam and show the true potential of both character and actor without the mask to hide his emotions.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq
@SamuelSouza-di6nq 5 ай бұрын
​@@AnastasiaAisling And thats why this trilogy sucks, is one director trying to mock the other, without trying to make a good cohesive story
@ericgropuis
@ericgropuis 5 ай бұрын
I think it helps because Kylo isn’t fully embracing the Dark Side, he’s always conflicted with light and dark and him being in and out of his helmet does show that. Helmet on is usually pure Dark Side and when he takes it off the light is able to effect him, as much as I think it would be really awesome to have Adam Driver act with the helmet for most of the first movie atleast I understand wanting to show his face so people can sympathize with him more
@toslowlypoke
@toslowlypoke 4 жыл бұрын
when they re-release these, they should make darth vader say "maclunky" when he ignites his lightsaber.
@hrinionuwut8637
@hrinionuwut8637 4 жыл бұрын
This is like the first comment I've seen on youtube where I can geniuenly say lol
@pookypoo1169
@pookypoo1169 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@j0nke314
@j0nke314 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@andreiefectivuatafac1966
@andreiefectivuatafac1966 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope that in the special edition for Force Awakens when Kylo tries to kill Han, Han will break his own back to avoid the lightsaber
@rivernm105
@rivernm105 4 жыл бұрын
When you see Marcus is about to start the rise of sky walker but there’s twenty minutes left *this is where the fun begins*
@lordcrow7721
@lordcrow7721 4 жыл бұрын
lol i was so pumped
@lewis213b7
@lewis213b7 4 жыл бұрын
River nm “I’ve been looking forward to this”
@zerreinatsu2483
@zerreinatsu2483 2 жыл бұрын
the whole time I was watching Rise of the Skywalker, I just kept hearing Han in my head say "That's not how the force works"
@berndhoecke8493
@berndhoecke8493 Жыл бұрын
Mark Hamills performance as Luke in TLJ was outstanding! Actually all performances were good. And I liked the themes of the movie.
@Xiphactinus
@Xiphactinus Жыл бұрын
It'll take a lot to make me like TLJ, but it's great that you like it.
@MrFlejon
@MrFlejon 8 ай бұрын
The casting was perfect in a disastrous way: Cast Mark Hamill, grumpy old Joker as grumpy old Luke. Write Luke as if he was heartbroken and fucking sucked, breaking Mark Hamill's heart. Shoot it, get an heartbreaking performance. Unintentionally genius
@MChedderbeef
@MChedderbeef 3 жыл бұрын
That line delivery kills me every time. "The droid...stole a freighter?"
@robertcortez4956
@robertcortez4956 3 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine his reation underneath the helmet and it makes it that much funnier
@jamesbeddis1059
@jamesbeddis1059 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks different things are funny I guess
@EdgyZiggy
@EdgyZiggy 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbeddis1059 I mean... it's "exhale out of your nose" funny to me. It's not super funny. Comedy is subjective. Very subjective, in fact
@RDR911
@RDR911 3 жыл бұрын
@@EdgyZiggy exhale and a small smile, I’d say.
@LosSantosCity
@LosSantosCity 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that for the first time and bursting out laughing
@CrabKFP
@CrabKFP 4 жыл бұрын
The only sin about Solo is that they didn't use "I'm Han Solo" in it's soundtrack
@tanizaki
@tanizaki 4 жыл бұрын
Should have been the closing credits song.
@lostedge7852
@lostedge7852 4 жыл бұрын
This is factually true
@UnorthodoxIndividual
@UnorthodoxIndividual 4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity of the century
@Riskofrain527
@Riskofrain527 4 жыл бұрын
@@lostedge7852 not factually true.
@lincolnj448
@lincolnj448 4 жыл бұрын
This is scientifically correct
@danandtab7463
@danandtab7463 Жыл бұрын
Rey as "Disney princess in space" I love that. Absolutely love Rey in The Force Awakens. Since all three movies were not planned out together, we'll never know quite what the plan was for her, but the title The Force Awakens seems to imply that her sudden abilities was brought on by the Force....awakening. Seeing TFA in a vaccuum, I was also under the assumption something was up with Finn too, having to do with the movie title, given his sudden awakening and defection, and his sudden courage at the end...and sadly we barely saw this develop on screen after that. That's all the say I was OK with sudden Force abilities, even without being related to anyone special.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator Жыл бұрын
My issue with Rey's abilities is not whether or not she's related to Somebody, or whether or not she's strong in the Force. It's that she's amazing at so much with zero explanation. Piloting? Repairs? Deliberate use of Force abilities? Don't ask questions.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@TheSchultinator wrong. Rey is a scavenger so she knows her way around a ship, AND it was said before that she's flown ships before. It's been shown MULTIPLE TIMES that you can use the force without training. Luke did it in episode 5 on Hoth.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator Жыл бұрын
@BlackbirdRX Just because Rey's a scavenger does not immediately make her an excellent mechanic, especially with systems she shouldn't have any familiarity with. Knowing what's a valuable part and where it can be found is not the same as knowing how it works or interacts with anything else, especially if all the ships Rey picks through are shattered hulks. Similarly, knowing how to fly to some level does not mean she is able to throw an old ship around like a starfighter. That's like taking a civvie Cessna pilot and expecting him to out-fly Maverick; it defies logic. Last, saying that Luke having to really focus to be able to pull a lightsaber is in any way equivalent to Rey using the Force to counter a mind probe and then mindtrick a guard is so disingenuous.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq
@SamuelSouza-di6nq 5 ай бұрын
​@@BlackbirdRX Go watch the Original trilogy again fam
@CornerstoneMinistry316
@CornerstoneMinistry316 Жыл бұрын
I legitimately like Rey. personally I would have liked her to be related to Luke but her being a nobody was fine too. Her being a palpatine is a strike on my soul
@Singformefriend
@Singformefriend 4 жыл бұрын
Before Rey and Ben kissed, I was sitting there in the cinema thinking "no, don't kiss, don't kiss..."
@kumquatmonkeyfun1940
@kumquatmonkeyfun1940 4 жыл бұрын
Anders Eklöf the kiss was a terrible idea. It didn’t make any sense at all.
@literallyjohn6906
@literallyjohn6906 4 жыл бұрын
Finn should’ve been with Rey since he wasn’t an unstable maniac for the last 2 movies.
@ellbent
@ellbent 4 жыл бұрын
I like how in the theater I was at, everyone just laughed like in a sitcom Ben and Rey: (kiss) Everyone: lol Ben: (dies) Everyone: LOL
@gglifeiwin
@gglifeiwin 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the exact same thing
@J07911
@J07911 4 жыл бұрын
My friend shouted FUCK NO and everyone else was just laughing at how ridiculous that scene was
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 жыл бұрын
*The last Jedi summed up:* "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
@cybergproductions589
@cybergproductions589 4 жыл бұрын
BEEFY BOI YES
@smurfette_blues7922
@smurfette_blues7922 4 жыл бұрын
COMPLETELY 🤣🤣
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne I like the last Jedi, but as for the rest of your comment 291 people disagree
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne blubbering nonsense happens to be a great hobby of mine yes. I'm glad you noticed :)
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne thank you sir
@MrTombombodil
@MrTombombodil Жыл бұрын
The Throne Room scene in TLJ is just A+ from start to finish. It's so good. Imperfect movie, but it delivered one of the best moments in the whole franchise. "You're nothing, you're nobody... But not to me." is one of the most compelling moments of a villain tempting the hero I've seen in a movie (based on everything we know about Rey up to that point) and I legit wasn't sure what was gonna happen next the first time I saw it.
@sollamander2206
@sollamander2206 2 жыл бұрын
Man I think this is the first Last Jedi take that is similar to how I viewed the movie. It kinda reminded of the feeling of reading a great author's debut novel. They have some really interesting innovative choices combined with some pretty obvious lows. I'm partial to this type of fiction but I understand if people are more tripped up by the negatives. The lack of acknowledgment of any of the positives almost pushed me into a camp of defending this movie as if it was 2001 A Space Odyssey when it was really just a decentish star wars movie that didn't have a third death star.
@turrent7468
@turrent7468 4 жыл бұрын
"Ow" - Kylo Ren's last line in Rise of Skywalker
@nickthai3897
@nickthai3897 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit you are right. I never thought of that
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 жыл бұрын
Him and Adam Taurus have a lot in common
@Muzzle1300
@Muzzle1300 4 жыл бұрын
Lemme explain how that one line is so symbolic with so much depth and foreshadowing of what’s going to happen in the next minute!
@siv1282
@siv1282 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Too real
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 4 жыл бұрын
@@Muzzle1300 Who are you mocking here?
@oasisconstructions
@oasisconstructions 4 жыл бұрын
There are actually 5 fake deaths. Kylo is back from death again when he gets out of the pit.
@crpalstuck2966
@crpalstuck2966 4 жыл бұрын
oh god I forgot about that
@MysticalJake
@MysticalJake 4 жыл бұрын
@@crpalstuck2966 omg same😂
@garrythegamegarry
@garrythegamegarry 4 жыл бұрын
I count 7 fake deaths. Chewbacca in the transport, C-3PO's memory wipe, Kylo Ren on Endor's moon, Rey getting her essence drained by the Emperor, Ben getting his essence drained by the Emperor, Ben flung in the pit, Rey immediately following her killing the Emperor and his entire cult. Couldn't the fakeouts of the civilian fleet by the Emperor, and the plummet of Finn and the other First Order defector (sorry, can't remember her name) on the command ship count? [Added hours later] Wait, make it 8 fake deaths. The planet that Poe's love interest is on gets blown up after she gave the First Order captain's hall pass coin, her only ticket off the planet, to Poe.
@MysticalJake
@MysticalJake 4 жыл бұрын
@@garrythegamegarry oh yeah..... theres probably more😂
@Jammi01
@Jammi01 4 жыл бұрын
Babu Frik
@brutustreuherz6037
@brutustreuherz6037 Жыл бұрын
The problem with the "Finn is a scarred child-soldier"-story is that finn doesnt act like he is affected by war and killing in the first movie. I dont say he has to be a depressed character or stuff like that but killing dozens of his former co-workers while cheering is just not fitting for someone who is affected by war. Its just tonal dissonance from The Force Awakens. I think the reason why Finn is depicted, that he has to learn that war is bad, is because he doesnt act like war is bad.
@UglyApprentice
@UglyApprentice Жыл бұрын
Of all the movies made in 2019, Rise of Skywalker was certainly one of them.
@fahoodie1852
@fahoodie1852 Жыл бұрын
People made fun of Morbius but seriously, if there was any movie that deserved the title of being “one of the movies ever made” it would be the 2019 Star Wars movies
@pollogaming919
@pollogaming919 Жыл бұрын
It had actors, directors, editors, producers, writers, and even a plot
@lukefloor
@lukefloor Жыл бұрын
@@pollogaming919 did it have a plot tho really
@jarjarwalter1962
@jarjarwalter1962 Жыл бұрын
@@fahoodie1852 I’d rather watch morbius 100 times then watch the sequels once
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 Жыл бұрын
@@lukefloor to be fair ANH didn't really have a plot, just a bunch of dudes who were at the same place at the right time and went to defeat some bad guys TROS's plot was to defeat Palpatine before he starts playing planetary pop-the-balloons
@staidenofanarchy
@staidenofanarchy 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm from Jakku" "You're right, that is nowhere." THAT was a supremely hilarious line, ngl
@jaysimpson3767
@jaysimpson3767 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill's acting was good, even if his character was inconsistent.
@paperbackwriter1111
@paperbackwriter1111 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaysimpson3767 how was he *inconsistent*
@jeck8005
@jeck8005 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaysimpson3767 I dont think you know what that means
@impact2933
@impact2933 4 жыл бұрын
@@paperbackwriter1111 Oh shit here we go
@PitZagufull
@PitZagufull 4 жыл бұрын
@@impact2933 again
@blackfox51
@blackfox51 4 жыл бұрын
Rey: I’m Rey Woman: Rey who? Rey: ...Rey James Sirius Albus Severus Lily Luna Potter
@TacoIndom
@TacoIndom 4 жыл бұрын
The Goof is here btw
@alejandrodecorse9437
@alejandrodecorse9437 4 жыл бұрын
blackfox51 Rey Mary Sue
@travishimebaugh8381
@travishimebaugh8381 4 жыл бұрын
Rey... Maclunkey. Of the highland Maclunkeys.
@michanowak7060
@michanowak7060 4 жыл бұрын
So you are Rey... Solo
@trafalgerd.waterlaw3084
@trafalgerd.waterlaw3084 4 жыл бұрын
I would have died if she said Rey Binks
@BombasticLion
@BombasticLion 4 ай бұрын
It's amazing how Star Wars can range from being the best thing you'll experience to the worst thing but its still the most important and beloved franchise that's ever been made
@rjd-kh8et
@rjd-kh8et Жыл бұрын
Actually, The Rise of Skywalker had even more fake-out deaths: we're led to believe Zorii Bliss and Babu Frik died when Kijimi blew up.
@BlackbirdRX
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
the only real ones were Kylo Ren and my respect for the star wars community
@Pwilliams4000
@Pwilliams4000 Жыл бұрын
@@BlackbirdRX 😂
@mcmann2243
@mcmann2243 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest part about the rise of sky walker is that palpatine was basically revived in a Fortnite event
@rebeccacummings6697
@rebeccacummings6697 2 жыл бұрын
he was revived before that...
@sourswift
@sourswift 2 жыл бұрын
Disney gotta make that cashhhhhh
@randomperson093
@randomperson093 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this is more bullshit than the movie itself
@ksnjdiss7566
@ksnjdiss7566 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh damn i remember that fckn event lmao
@icarue993
@icarue993 2 жыл бұрын
@@sourswift I think Disney payed Epic for it
@connormarshall8243
@connormarshall8243 4 жыл бұрын
“Cause god forbid he’s one of those gays” cracked me up
@GummyDinosaursify
@GummyDinosaursify 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no the *gay agenda*
@geoforce2272
@geoforce2272 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it why couldn't he only had rey to be his love interest and have some love triangle between finn rey and kylo And i think that they didn't focus on finn being is cuz globally there are still a lot of countries that don't accept homosexuality and it's in Disney's interest not to include a big box office franchise like sw
@jacobbowlby5957
@jacobbowlby5957 4 жыл бұрын
Connor Marshall amen man
@darthtron1102
@darthtron1102 4 жыл бұрын
i noticed two girls kissing at the end of rise of skywalker
@andresjg6
@andresjg6 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Tron I saw online that they removed the quick kiss between the two resistance woman in some countries. So obviously Disney made the few seconds easy enough to edit out when necessary.
@GigaDonk99
@GigaDonk99 2 ай бұрын
When someone calls something “objectively” good or bad, you know they have the most insufferable ego on the planet
@maxharrison4708
@maxharrison4708 Жыл бұрын
On your point on Finn’s arc being repeated across TFA and TLJ I do feel there is a slight distinction that, while underdeveloped from an execution standpoint, is nonetheless important to contextualise why Finn is given the side plot in TLJ. In TFA, Finn does *not* join the resistance. Not even unofficially. He abandons the First Order and wants to run, his motivation only changing to go and save Rey. He says as much to Han right when they’re on the base and Han is apoplectic that Finn technically used the Resistance for his own means. Finn gets knocked out defending Rey. TLJ starts Finn off with this exact same motivation. His first line waking from unconsciousness is shouting “Rey!” And then his next line is asking Poe, “Where’s Rey?”. He still has not joined the resistance and that is why he gets the proper war=bad lesson arc as other loose he has no reason to stay with the Resistance after he finds Rey again.
@nagi4733
@nagi4733 4 жыл бұрын
"written by reddit" lmao that was gold
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 жыл бұрын
Even better cuz it's true🙄
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 жыл бұрын
I hope this will serve as an example that angry fans shouldn't write the movies...
@eesmaaura4961
@eesmaaura4961 4 жыл бұрын
@@Shinransa Its save to say the fan have contribute on the decision making of Ep.9, and it ain't good.
@joedinnie3079
@joedinnie3079 4 жыл бұрын
Nagi REDDIT GOLD
@majestyvondoom
@majestyvondoom 4 жыл бұрын
@@joedinnie3079 BEAT ME BY 16 MINUTES FUCK
@liamteriele4713
@liamteriele4713 4 жыл бұрын
Now rank all the “I have a bad feeling about this” line.
@nickwebster1980
@nickwebster1980 4 жыл бұрын
Liam te Riele we need him to see this
@savidom
@savidom 4 жыл бұрын
skem Nope
@kineticraptor3318
@kineticraptor3318 4 жыл бұрын
@@savidom yep.
@savidom
@savidom 4 жыл бұрын
kineticraptor How
@bluebeetle9044
@bluebeetle9044 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
@blootooth00
@blootooth00 Жыл бұрын
The twelve seconds following 24:08 may legitimately be the funniest moment in any Cosmonaut video 🤣
@hugocamacho2971
@hugocamacho2971 Жыл бұрын
I am very biased towards the last jedi... Because I really like that movie, despite its many mistakes it is one I connect with the most, the most objetive thing I can say about that movie is that its highest points are some of best moments star wars has ever had, and its lowest ... Are definitely not star wars at its worst
@whawhawhawhaaaa
@whawhawhawhaaaa Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I still like that movie to this day. I like both FA and TLJ a lot. It's a shame RoS kinda ruined the trilogy a bit for me.
@tornn8847
@tornn8847 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@FullOnMetalHead1995
@FullOnMetalHead1995 Жыл бұрын
Please relay to me, one good scene in that film. I wanna be mean but im not gonna be. Id really like to know
@brix1181
@brix1181 Жыл бұрын
@@FullOnMetalHead1995 Lukes fight with Kylo, the throne room fight, Holdo’s sacrifice, Rey learning about her parents, Luke’s final scene with Leia. there’s a lot.
@thegoodreylo4749
@thegoodreylo4749 Жыл бұрын
@@brix1181Basically the whole movie. It’s the best Star Wars movie.
@jacknoonan8904
@jacknoonan8904 4 жыл бұрын
“Revenge of the sith is still horrible” It’s treason, then
@Sonny_Doro
@Sonny_Doro 4 жыл бұрын
A little too much edgy, the rise of skywalker is actually really bad tho
@SkywalkerCentral
@SkywalkerCentral 4 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Sith is a good movie but it’s not as good as people are building it up to be, some people are saying it’s better than Empire and Star Wars, when it’s not even close to as good as those
@maxcedeno1387
@maxcedeno1387 4 жыл бұрын
Its my nunber 1 so... yeah
@Sonny_Doro
@Sonny_Doro 4 жыл бұрын
@@SkywalkerCentral it should be directly after them
@SkywalkerCentral
@SkywalkerCentral 4 жыл бұрын
huscarl0 yeah 3rd or 4th place suits it
@necromingo7073
@necromingo7073 4 жыл бұрын
"this movie isnt objectively bad" well Marcus prepare for Mauler's 8 hour livestream about you
@LorisTheUntethered
@LorisTheUntethered 4 жыл бұрын
Mauler gets on my nerves so much. Even when I agree with him. Someone who doesn't really understand how people actually work despite, as far as I know, being one.
@larsonracies8636
@larsonracies8636 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's hilarious
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 4 жыл бұрын
Pew pew, libtard destroyed
@edwardmillard4398
@edwardmillard4398 4 жыл бұрын
too true
@gabethegm4405
@gabethegm4405 4 жыл бұрын
A livestream I'm never gonna watch, cos it's a video by one of the worst KZfaqrs imo
@funnydepressive32
@funnydepressive32 3 ай бұрын
This might be a controversial statement but I honestly feel like The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie since The Empire Strikes Back.
@dtl2405
@dtl2405 Ай бұрын
It definitely has its flaws, but massive respect to you for saying that.
@RikuVA
@RikuVA Жыл бұрын
I would like to say, the more down the rabbit hole I’ve gone for TLJ, the more I’ve learned Rian Johnson didn’t get to put a good amount of what he wanted into the final cut. Like to the point that a lot of Marcus’ criticisms of it wouldn’t exist because Rian Johnson wanted to do a lot of what would have worked (Finn and Po over Rose and Finn, for example.)
@xhakazette1192
@xhakazette1192 4 жыл бұрын
“Solo is an Uncharted game in Space” So Solo is Jedi Fallen Order then.
@duncanw5644
@duncanw5644 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Solo is an Indiana Jones movie
@especiallyleavish
@especiallyleavish 4 жыл бұрын
Drake ain't no jedi
@duncanw5644
@duncanw5644 4 жыл бұрын
Isaac Fox then make him one
@bradcantrill6773
@bradcantrill6773 4 жыл бұрын
with lightsabers
@SkySoFew
@SkySoFew 4 жыл бұрын
No, Jedi fallen order is basically Solo 2. Solo came first 😀
@mangotango8115
@mangotango8115 3 жыл бұрын
There are 11 Star Wars movies, and only 2 are universally considered good. It feels so weird to be a Star Wars fan.
@Legend-vm9uv
@Legend-vm9uv 3 жыл бұрын
Return Of The Jedi is the third best
@Jeff_Green
@Jeff_Green 3 жыл бұрын
I like all 11 movies, The Clone Wars, Rebels, and honestly even resistance is cool too. OGs are all perfect. The phantom menace is really cool because I love the characters and seeing Anakin as a boy. Attack of the clones is just a fun movie. ROTS is the best movie in the Star Wars universe just because it’s so epic. I like the sequels because the characters are good and they have a lot of cool action. And Kylo Ren is cool.
@carealoo744
@carealoo744 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, those 2 are the First 2
@colindragan9352
@colindragan9352 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff_Green Enlightened being
@TheShapeshifter
@TheShapeshifter 3 жыл бұрын
Really just shows how overrated the whole movie franchise is. Star Wars seems to do a better job with it's shows.
@gabevillarrealedits
@gabevillarrealedits 2 жыл бұрын
“Viewers are not that picky” gave me a hearty laugh
@codyromrell6897
@codyromrell6897 Жыл бұрын
Calling solo the iron man 3 of Star Wars is the best description I can think of.
@tamnam5722
@tamnam5722 4 жыл бұрын
I’m very happy that Marcus was able to criticize Rose without criticizing the Actor, while also saying he wished she had a bigger role in the next one
@HannibalHanslaughter
@HannibalHanslaughter 4 жыл бұрын
Only good criticism of Rose I ever heard
@Jak239JC
@Jak239JC 4 жыл бұрын
@@HannibalHanslaughter Still sucks people harassing her in twitter.
@benydimas6885
@benydimas6885 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@grampagohan3385
@grampagohan3385 4 жыл бұрын
It's sad that you have to preface criticism with all that
@funakiexpressV2
@funakiexpressV2 4 жыл бұрын
I hated rose so much, but hated more the fact that Marie was getting the blame and not the role itself ugh
@jysa1504
@jysa1504 4 жыл бұрын
There’s actually 5 fake deaths in the movie. You forgot when palpatine throws Kylo into that pit in the ground and he climbs back up
@bajablastzeroaddict4671
@bajablastzeroaddict4671 4 жыл бұрын
also another if you count when Rey sliced off the wing on Kylo's ship and it wrecked and exploded into flames with him inside it
@zen0x50
@zen0x50 4 жыл бұрын
I remember reading the leaked script, where Kylo was just thrown down the hole and never seen again. I legitimately thought that's how his character ended. I was incredibly relieved in the theatre when he actually climbed back up... only for him to die anyway lol.
@wildcloud1476
@wildcloud1476 4 жыл бұрын
@@bajablastzeroaddict4671 ikr how the fuck did he just walk out of that explosion? dont TIE fighters travel at about 400 mph?
@bajablastzeroaddict4671
@bajablastzeroaddict4671 4 жыл бұрын
@@wildcloud1476 RIGHT??? but the worst part is he didn't even have a speck of dirt or blood on him or even a hair out of place, i-
@aristonfouch2231
@aristonfouch2231 4 жыл бұрын
And.... if you really wanna be an asshole, how about when Rey slices Kylo’s vehicle and sends it crashing and exploding and he walks out without a scratch
@scottwerner279
@scottwerner279 2 жыл бұрын
Weirdest part about the maul reveal is that he literally crash lands on a deserted planet after this and loses control of his criminal organization
@Ar1AnX1x
@Ar1AnX1x Жыл бұрын
"this movie's like it was written by 500 people" LMAOO that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@senicord
@senicord 4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of The Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl, the message Palpatine sends across the galaxy is only heard off-screen in Fortnite. Fortnite is now part of Star Wars canon.
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
I'm oiling up my guillotine. Like, that's nothing but a cashgrab deal between the two. At least make it a fucking star wars game, christ.
@alexfisher4207
@alexfisher4207 4 жыл бұрын
Fr?
@Mute8
@Mute8 4 жыл бұрын
It’s as if I heard hundreds of voices cry out in terror and were suddenly silenced
@CoratMcRed
@CoratMcRed 4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does this stuff even get organized like this.
@madminer8041
@madminer8041 4 жыл бұрын
And here in the comments we have a bunch of band wagoners
@_thebigpig_5769
@_thebigpig_5769 4 жыл бұрын
“So people didn’t like Roses character” “Yep” “Should we try to fix her” “Nope just get her to go do her science project”
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 4 жыл бұрын
i do understand why people didn’t like Rose (i did). however they could have “improved” her.
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 4 жыл бұрын
It's the same exact Jar Jar situation, but this time we have a real person playing the role. There's no saving it, just erase the character and move on.
@o...o4144
@o...o4144 4 жыл бұрын
They basically told the haters of Kallie Marie Tren: "Guys... you were right"
@RRRRRRRRR33
@RRRRRRRRR33 4 жыл бұрын
@@o...o4144 That's a lie and you people know it. Nobody knows who the actress is and the bully against her in social media makes no sense. The character of Rose sucks, just like Jar Jar, that's why she was removed from the plot. Difference is, because of this pathetic SJW mentality, you people assume she was removed because of her ethnicity, not because the character sucks.
@o...o4144
@o...o4144 4 жыл бұрын
@@RRRRRRRRR33 her character sucks, but they had the chance to make her better. And simply chose the lazy way. Ignoring her. That's my point
@cameramike2515
@cameramike2515 Жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is Johnson initially had the subplot involve Finn and Poe but claimed he found their dialogue “interchangeable” so he replaced Poe with a new character.
@greeneyedmonster1174
@greeneyedmonster1174 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your use of unaltered OT clips in your vids
@kurtorwell996
@kurtorwell996 3 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi is objectively a film.
@CasuallyConsistent
@CasuallyConsistent 3 жыл бұрын
😳
@AnalyticalMenace
@AnalyticalMenace 2 жыл бұрын
Glad we cleared that up.
@goavs7438
@goavs7438 2 жыл бұрын
f i n a l l y people don’t seem to get that
@jeremyfaella999
@jeremyfaella999 2 жыл бұрын
Wow there buddy, bit of a hot take you got goin on here...
@normalguy7877
@normalguy7877 2 жыл бұрын
Run! He has an opinion
@ericjamieson
@ericjamieson 3 жыл бұрын
"Best street racer in all Corellia. Till he crashed, and died... doing this." Really is an all-time perfect Han Solo line.
@ANGELOFDARKification
@ANGELOFDARKification Жыл бұрын
11:03 In hindsight, the Andor TV show filled in all the blanks. Kind of reminds me of how Filoni filled in all the blanks of the prequels in the Clone Wars.
@MrTombombodil
@MrTombombodil Жыл бұрын
This review series was very wholesome. I approve.
@Akadaaka
@Akadaaka 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm done" The mandalorian: oh no you aren't!
@Chuked
@Chuked 4 жыл бұрын
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
@j19aiden91
@j19aiden91 4 жыл бұрын
Even worse.... the Holiday Special
@Dushine
@Dushine 4 жыл бұрын
Mandalorian is kinda bad though.
@GageoftheJungle
@GageoftheJungle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dushine It's okay to have opinions but your opinion is wrong
@CyberAngelYukikaze
@CyberAngelYukikaze 4 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Special: Oh no you aren't!
@ThejollyFrenchman
@ThejollyFrenchman 3 жыл бұрын
Forest Whittaker's death is even more annoying because his character is shown to have a limp as well as problems breathing. Instead of saying "I'm done running" (one of the most fucking cliche lines I can think of, and it means nothing because we've never seen him run from danger), have him say "I won't make it to the ship, I'll just slow you down. If you want to help me, avenge me." That would have made sense, and it would have given what's-her-face motivation to fight the Empire.
@Awes0m3n3s5
@Awes0m3n3s5 3 жыл бұрын
yup
@sub-zero5433
@sub-zero5433 3 жыл бұрын
yeah guess they decided they were done with him
@wolfpackproductions7270
@wolfpackproductions7270 3 жыл бұрын
I would’ve actually liked that
@raiden3700
@raiden3700 2 жыл бұрын
What's her face lmaoo
@leogio8093
@leogio8093 Жыл бұрын
I never understood why solo was disliked. I think it was pretty good. At the time I scratched my head to ask why maul was there because last I thought he was… dead? Or something, but I then wondered what that meant for q’ira. Whom we’ve not heard from since.
@iarladonlon2826
@iarladonlon2826 2 жыл бұрын
This hyped me uuuup to watch Ep 4 with the girl I'm dating. She's never seen any star wars and I'm going to try and really set the mood with the context of the 70s and the effects etc. I might even show her the last 2 minutes of this KZfaq video. Awesome series! Thanks man
@Gabemorganubargaibedfor
@Gabemorganubargaibedfor 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m probably solo’s number 1 fan.” Me: there is................ANOTHER?
@ethanwhite2210
@ethanwhite2210 4 жыл бұрын
Join usssss...
@gunsandkithes6900
@gunsandkithes6900 4 жыл бұрын
Me: there is.............ANOTHER???????????
@xXAkirhaXx
@xXAkirhaXx 4 жыл бұрын
Solo fan's must adhere to the rule of 2 to succeed.
@dusktomidnight7207
@dusktomidnight7207 4 жыл бұрын
I love solo
@raemdespairbringer
@raemdespairbringer 4 жыл бұрын
Solo is more Star Wars than this crappy trilogy, loved the force awakens the most but the Mary Sue factor just plays it too safe to feel any risk or menace in the plot
@captencollin8753
@captencollin8753 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like Captain Phasma was just a wasted character design.
@bella-tt9hk
@bella-tt9hk 4 жыл бұрын
honestly, i wished she lived after TLJ but she was also wasted in TFA. in retrospect it’s kinda funny to me that there was so much build up for this character who just gets yeeted into the trash compactor. i do wish she was carried over into TROS bc she seemed kinda cool.
@jungoo3486
@jungoo3486 4 жыл бұрын
She got the Boba Fett treatment. You can say he is a better character because he's been there since ESB, has a lot of material outside the movies and looks cool , was made to sell toys. But it's exactly similar to phasma lol.
@jungoo3486
@jungoo3486 4 жыл бұрын
@@bella-tt9hk boba got eaten by vagina monster 😂
@trishahernz7809
@trishahernz7809 4 жыл бұрын
So was Bobba Fett. In ROTJ and the prequels.
@TheLegoJungle
@TheLegoJungle 4 жыл бұрын
I think they knew exactly what they wanted with the design. It’s just a chrome colored stormtrooper. I don’t think she was supposed to be iconic and memorable in the first place.
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 2 жыл бұрын
I think people who say that they don't like Rey because she's too strong just don't know (or don't want to say) why they don't like her and default to that explanation. To me at least, is because the story seems to think she has no character flaws and doesn't have a real arc. A lot of things hapen to her but she doesn't really change that much as a result. Now that's not necessarily a bad thing, Superman is much the same and I love him, but I personally didn't like it in this case, especially because our previous two protagonists had such interesting journeys (even if one of those was way better executed than the other) and Rey doesn't. Thas said, I don't think Rey isn' t even close to being the biggest problem in these movies and it's not fair that people blame her for everything.
@wisegoongala4305
@wisegoongala4305 Жыл бұрын
And just when shes going through a compelling character arc JJ puts her right back into her YA protagonist box
@integra8472
@integra8472 3 ай бұрын
it’s crazy coming back to this video and seeing that Andor fulfills two of Marcus’ critiques of the disney era, by making a long form serious show with serious themes that are executed well, and for showing something genuinely new and refreshing
@diotheworld8671
@diotheworld8671 4 жыл бұрын
Well, just like a wise Jawa would say: *H O O T I N I*
@ultrayoshi100
@ultrayoshi100 4 жыл бұрын
As a wise Hutt would say Gunga hunbunga hohoho
@Lucas-mm2wn
@Lucas-mm2wn 4 жыл бұрын
As a wise bounty hunter would say McKlunkey
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 жыл бұрын
As a not so wise(and kind of an asshole actually) podracer would say: *P O O D O O*
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 4 жыл бұрын
I went to school with Antony Hootini Jr. He got whacked in prison. Sad story.
@twojacksandanace3847
@twojacksandanace3847 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh a Vanoss reference, a fellow man of culture at last!
@dylanmcnab3479
@dylanmcnab3479 4 жыл бұрын
Finn’s potential went down the drain faster than Gohan’s
@wenbluepirate3954
@wenbluepirate3954 4 жыл бұрын
Wen Bojack?
@dylanmcnab3479
@dylanmcnab3479 4 жыл бұрын
Wen BluePirate that is what kept gohan from losing his potential instantly, unlike Finn who lost it in his next outing
@calemr
@calemr 4 жыл бұрын
An ex-stormtrooper, escaping from slavery and brainwashing, trained to be a killer from childhood, having insight into the new evil empire... What's his characterisation? Weak bumbling comedy black man comic relief.
@dylanv.4970
@dylanv.4970 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@deviousj5868
@deviousj5868 4 жыл бұрын
I mean He's still cooler than Gohan. He even did more. But the thing he wanted to tell Rey went nowhere and it bugged the shit out of me.
@LazyGardenGamer
@LazyGardenGamer 2 жыл бұрын
Love your work, mate. Listening to your reviews makes me so happy. We share a LOT of opinions on many many movies, that other people disagree with. Also you don't have an annoying voice, so I can just put a playlist of yours on at night and just drift off. I've never asked any KZfaqr to make a specific video, and I'm not sure if you've done this yet or not, but I'd love to see your opinions on LOST. It was my favorite tv show of all time growing up, but I don't see many people talking about it these days. I feel like you'd give a very honest review, and I hope to find that in the future!
@spenman10
@spenman10 Жыл бұрын
I respect these opinions and can see how he formed them but despite the obvious issues I still can't see how he can put Rise of Skywalker above Revenge of the Sith. RoS is just one giant retcon mcguffin quest and only does harm to the overall narrative of the Skywalker saga while RoTS at least contributes to the story and has genuinely good moments
@theseven-armedgod7381
@theseven-armedgod7381 Жыл бұрын
My personal feelings towards the Prequels as a whole are that they suffer in certain aspects, but I really think that I can accept that and see the story through the flaws, and for the most part I think the story being told is actually pretty damn good in all three of them, it’s just told at a very slow pace that feels like a complete culture shock compared to the original films along with some odd choices, a few younger actors that are clearly still finding their footing, and some slightly clunky dialogue in places. All in all, I loved getting to see them, especially with the energy that Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid brought to them. In RoS, the only part of the movie I could remotely find myself enjoying was Ian’s acting and the voice lines from clone wars and prequels actors calling out to Rey. That was pretty much it…
@nunk3205
@nunk3205 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of TROS was when Hux screams "IM THE SPY" then dies
@KerWallis
@KerWallis 4 жыл бұрын
Screaming Fred Weasley
@TheFlyingslug
@TheFlyingslug 4 жыл бұрын
It's a reveal that made sense, considering how thoroughly embarrassed Hux is over the course of the first two films. I would expect him to pin that on Kylo and want to get back at him for it, but him shouting "I'M THE SPY" was a bit on-the-nose. I think TROS would have been a much better movie if they dedicated some screentime to actually show what the characters are feeling and to elaborate on major plot points. Especially the force healing thing. They should have explained that. Even if it was something stupid like "because you are the last jedi the light side is more concentrated and you've unlocked force powers that exist only in myth" or something. anyways that's my hot take i'm just some nerd on the internet and will stop ranting to strangers now
@scoutymcscoutface2957
@scoutymcscoutface2957 4 жыл бұрын
Hux had a Dead Ringer equipped and escaped offscreen
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 4 жыл бұрын
The reveal was a cool surprise but his death was done so badly
@PatrickBasedman1
@PatrickBasedman1 4 жыл бұрын
Fitting for his character.
@brendangleim5484
@brendangleim5484 4 жыл бұрын
“God forbid he’s one of those gays.”
@Cool_Adam
@Cool_Adam 4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@quantumino101
@quantumino101 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cool_Adam 22:50
@elliottbenjamin9261
@elliottbenjamin9261 4 жыл бұрын
Genral John bad movie is bad
@YourDadYoda
@YourDadYoda 4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean to be fair disney would have probably made him gay in a pandering way instead of it feeling actually real
@IronTransformers1301
@IronTransformers1301 4 жыл бұрын
@@YourDadYoda oscar issac actually wanted to have a gay relationship between him and finn but then disney said no surprisingly
@thrango2379
@thrango2379 2 жыл бұрын
You touched on this in the TRoS section but I think people need to blame Disney more. They were the ones that didn't plan the trilogy, they were the ones who hired to directors and didn't have them coordinate, they were the ones who likely pushed for TRoS to be so reactionary to TLJ. I think Disney is solely responsible for the problems with the sequels.
@xemmyQ
@xemmyQ 8 ай бұрын
28:11 rewatching this video while i work on art commissions (bg stuff to keep me focused) and ngl i forgot about solo and thought you were talking about ep9 until this point i was like "????? Marcus u good?????"
@Mfxzz
@Mfxzz 4 жыл бұрын
the really wasted my boy john boyega by only using him to shout “REY!” in all the films
@enzymaticcinnabun
@enzymaticcinnabun 4 жыл бұрын
"She's muh queen" He got Jon Snow'd
@crazyjew878
@crazyjew878 4 жыл бұрын
He also got cucked to hell trying to tell Rey he loves her and never getting the girl in the end
@Gameviewsblog
@Gameviewsblog 4 жыл бұрын
@@enzymaticcinnabun aaaaw maaaaan!!! i was gonna make that joke! : Finn: REEEY! Me: What?!? why are you yelling so much for Rey?!? Finn: ....She's muh queen
@Kelly_C
@Kelly_C 4 жыл бұрын
rey: poe: chewbacca: c3po: finn: *_REY!_*
@alwaysxnever
@alwaysxnever 4 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@worldofcardboard3203
@worldofcardboard3203 3 жыл бұрын
This video made me flip back and forth from being like 'you're goddamn right' and 'you wrong fuck' and I think that's what being a star wars fan is all about.
@ryanbell859
@ryanbell859 3 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who felt this way i kept getting so mad and then i would end up thinking god i wish more people would think of it this way
@johngreen8921
@johngreen8921 3 жыл бұрын
It seems you’ve mastered the force
@redjaygaming9757
@redjaygaming9757 3 жыл бұрын
@Ken Norcott well how can you respect someones opinion if they think rey is a good character?
@bobbyshewan4229
@bobbyshewan4229 3 жыл бұрын
@@redjaygaming9757 he has good reasons for liking her. Someone can enjoy a character and not have all of their opinions be invalid
@robdalessandro9128
@robdalessandro9128 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@smuj77
@smuj77 2 ай бұрын
These are all, parts 1-9 goofy campy space wizard movies. Some good some bad
@scriblestingray5713
@scriblestingray5713 2 жыл бұрын
I really wish the arms dealing thing had been the main theme of the B plot of TLJ. That would have been such an interesting thing to explore and subvert the good guys are perfect and bad guys are evil thing.
@willsmith348
@willsmith348 4 жыл бұрын
"People who put empire at the top are clowns" Even though you said empire was better than episode 4 two videos ago
@chase21592
@chase21592 4 жыл бұрын
You get used to it.
@tcomizij5062
@tcomizij5062 4 жыл бұрын
It's hyperbole and meant to be humorous
@molly2316
@molly2316 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Mama he was joking
@Dodovacer
@Dodovacer 4 жыл бұрын
He was subverting your expectations!
@Xelarious360
@Xelarious360 4 жыл бұрын
but if 4 wasn't good then 5 wouldn't exist
@ETATAYO
@ETATAYO 3 жыл бұрын
“God forbid he’s one of those gays” LMAO
@daboi8734
@daboi8734 3 жыл бұрын
The way he says it just kills me XD
@YggdrasilAudio
@YggdrasilAudio 3 жыл бұрын
Got a case of the "not gays".
@yourlocalnerd7954
@yourlocalnerd7954 3 жыл бұрын
@@daboi8734 he says it like the cliche rich person with the monicoles and an excessive amount of crumpets and tea
@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495
@noofthecornretiredandpriva4495 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes how dare they not be attracted to women." -politics man in Russia
@timtheguy2179
@timtheguy2179 3 жыл бұрын
A Soviet Penguin but with a mouth dirtier than my dad’s
@bjf5027
@bjf5027 2 жыл бұрын
"This move would have been a whole lot better if Rose was replaced with another character called Poe Dameran" Awesome wink to red letter
@AuthorCertifiedGoof
@AuthorCertifiedGoof 2 жыл бұрын
I loved Solo, too! I really want them to explore more of that story so much. I also loved The Last Jedi
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
I liked all the Disney movies, to be honest. Please don't start an argument if you disagree with me. Just ignore my comment and rethink your life. Edit: okay, ignore that second paragraph. Why I wrote it so harshly, I don't know... just don't reply to my comment if you disagree
@Gridseeker
@Gridseeker 2 жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1 x3. Excepto+ episode 9, which is crap.
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gridseeker ok
@gonk8696
@gonk8696 2 жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1 i really want to argue with you because you said not to
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
@@gonk8696 risk getting your replies blocked then
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