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@maxhydekyle24254 жыл бұрын
I never realized how jarring the Maul reveal must be for someone who's only seen the mainline movies. He got chopped in half like 25 years ago and is now a drug lord.
@imablisy4 жыл бұрын
Max Hyde this is me
@loreaver38824 жыл бұрын
So dearth maul is in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace The clone Wars Star Wars: Rebels kenobi 2021
Max Hyde He has more lives than a cat. They need to quit faking deaths.
@nate99624 жыл бұрын
My dad doesn’t care about any other Star Wars media aside from the movies, and he actually really liked the reveal
@cocojumbo4124 жыл бұрын
Finn and Poe's relationship after the force awakens: two bros sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart because their not gay
@rars0n4 жыл бұрын
They have a case of the not-gays.
@jordanlamb30824 жыл бұрын
*they’re
@joltyjivs15184 жыл бұрын
Jordan Lamb don’t be a grammar nazi
@openingdown30514 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I prefer COCO LARGE
@faithpaige15304 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to see that on the big screen. We love good old baby making hetero love
@masquerader101 Жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but seeing Finn ignite that lightsaber always gives me chills. Being neither jedi nor sith, but still taking on that challenge. Dude has heart
@liltakifuego3993 Жыл бұрын
its just a button dude, everyone can do it
@masquerader101 Жыл бұрын
@@liltakifuego3993 Obviously. Thanks for sharing what you thought was new information though I guess.
@whatdoesthisthingdo Жыл бұрын
Sometimes pushing a button can be a very challenging and arduous experience. And don’t even get me started on switches.
@thanos3163 Жыл бұрын
@@liltakifuego3993 smartass
@SimBol121611 ай бұрын
@@liltakifuego3993 Do you not understand symbolism or subtext? Who are you, Drax?
@BlueV2052 жыл бұрын
Calling Rey a Disney princess is the best description of her ever.
@clonetrooper2003 Жыл бұрын
Don’t insult the disney princesses like that lol
@WrecklessFantasist Жыл бұрын
I don’t really understand the hate around Rey, she’s not bad, but not remarkable either
@knightmare5097 Жыл бұрын
@@WrecklessFantasist She’s just overpowered, that’s all
@mnschoen Жыл бұрын
@@knightmare5097 She's on par with literally every other Star Wars character. It's a sci-fantasy world. Everyone is special, that's why they're main characters. Also...Anakin is Space Jeebus but REY is overpowered?
@knightmare5097 Жыл бұрын
@@mnschoen Buddy, Anakin lost an arm, was born into slavery, lost his mother, his wife, his home, his friends, AND his life as a Jedi. And most of his loss was his fault. He became a powerhungry, genocidal maniac who kills his subordinates every other day. The problem is that Rey lost stuff, but it was never really her fault and she was never affected by it. Anakin had training, Rey didn’t.
@@tanocastro1739 More like a couple as the female usually takes the last name of the male. I know they aren't married, but let's be honest if Ben survived that's the direction they would have most likely gone in
@eastbrady91564 жыл бұрын
Oh, a fellow cereal eater...
@teenagegroot58274 жыл бұрын
Brayziller Lee_2003 yes Eat your cereal
@santiagotheguitarist62664 жыл бұрын
HA GOT HIM
@_black_bird4 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said "McKlunkey"
@deivymaybe75544 жыл бұрын
Blackbird a strange man
@svennevs57404 жыл бұрын
Raw macklankey
@motnurky70554 жыл бұрын
Yes I BETCHU HAVE
@kit-34 жыл бұрын
When Greedo said "Macklunkey" I felt that
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
@@kit-3 It was the themes that got me.
@noellec976010 ай бұрын
Cosmonaut being completely done with the SW fanbase is definitely one of the most relatable things ever to me.
@TCRYTV6 ай бұрын
I made the mistake of sorting the comments by new, so I now relate too
@Me-wx1mtАй бұрын
fr, i love the original star wars films and clone wars but the fanbase is genuinely one of the worst fanbases of any franchise
@thefullmetaltitan9732Ай бұрын
I’ve been a die hard Star Wars fan my entire life. And I honestly still am. It becomes 100% more enjoyable if you avoid the online discussion and make up your own mind on things. I still LOVE discussing Star Wars. But I have to be careful to avoid how much hate there is in the fanbase. The sequels REALLY broke the community. You really have to sort through online communities to find people who just love talking about it. I have been disappointed with Disney’s use of the franchise recently. I thought Mando Season 3 was a huge step down to the point of being utterly forgettable and pointless. Kenobi and Boba Fett were also baffling wastes of potential. But on the other side, Andor is AMAZING, Ahsoka was pretty great imo, and Bad Batch has mostly been awesome! So I still adore Star Wars. It’s just that the content that’s being released is WAY more inconsistent because of how much of it there is.
@killer92173Ай бұрын
I'm the person who will so as far as to say, "The Fanbase is ruining Star Wars." And people wonder why they stopped making movies and focus on TV Shows.
@LeLastMelon7 сағат бұрын
@@killer92173It’s not a mystery and thank god they don’t. I don’t want the mouse anywhere near Star Wars, the shows are already doing enough damage as is. If they just stop making Star Wars forever I’d be happy.
@alligatorboy20002 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment in Solo is Beckett's death. We finally got a definitive "Han shot first" moment in canon Star Wars. No waiting for Beckett to telegraph an attack, no waiting for Beckett to shoot so that it would be in self defense. Han didn't even let Beckett finish his little speech before gunning him down. And he's congratulated for it. "Smart move, kid. I would've killed you." This truly feels like Han to me. Classic Han. That being said, it ruins the canon Greedo scene even FURTHER by simultaneously showing that Han has no problem shooting first, and showing that the audience is willing to accept him doing so.
@MaxWelton2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people say Han at the end of Solo and Han at the start of Star Wars don’t feel like the same guy, but I think it’s fine. I think it’s interesting to have a negative character change. In Solo Han decides the only person he can trust in the Galaxy is Chewie. And after shooting Beckett for his betrayal, there’s still 8 years until the Battle of Yavin. Luke proved that some character development is allowed to happen offscreen, and it makes sense to me that Han shooting Beckett first leads to him being the tough, cynical loner smuggler type in ANH.
@aydenulery9562 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton Luke’s character development was still out of character. If they wanted to make him a hermit, it should’ve been something more like Ben became out of control with anger fueled by the dark side or something like that, not “well I know I’m the same man that faced off against one of the most brutally evil people in the galaxy who also killed my mentor, because of an unwavering hope that there was still light in him, but I had a slight vision of my NEPHEW who I’m training and learned he wasn’t perfect, so I almost killed him in my sleep”. They should’ve had luke fail at training him because he didn’t know how to train him. Ik they make him kind of OP but he also doesn’t really have training. With yoda he just learned a little about how the force worked (although at the time that was really all the force even was, relatively simple, which works for the story they told). But luke wasn’t in the strongest position to train people, especially an angry young man torn by his lineage and the dark side tempting him. Like Ben makes the same decision luke made to rush off and try to handle things himself, but it leads to him turning to the dark side instead. Offscreen character development can still be written in character, and that’s where they failed with Luke
@shark_2283 Жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton only star wars fans care this mutch about the morality of the former criminal character.
@thegoodreylo47497 ай бұрын
@@shark_2283Mutch?
@andresthesquid91224 жыл бұрын
Will Smith: That’s hot *points to a Anakin burning on mustafar*
@ShaunMengel4 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU!!
@edviza19354 жыл бұрын
Brayden Helzer UNNNGGHH
@TheMonocila4 жыл бұрын
@Toori Baba Dud.. That really fucked up.
@lostinlucidity4 жыл бұрын
Carlton: I have the high ground
@Doabit4 жыл бұрын
My guy you just made my day😂
@pyguy74 жыл бұрын
Did you know Kylo Ren has never had a girlfriend before?... He's Ben Solo his whole life.
@macdavidd10654 жыл бұрын
Blitzball Ace 👏
@Shapes_Quality_Control4 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@yaboylou79674 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye. I don’t get it.
@toasterdogg4 жыл бұрын
@Autismo He kissed Leia.
@deletoblue20414 жыл бұрын
@@toasterdogg leia kissed him which is still a feat on its own but still
@elder-woodsilverstein77162 жыл бұрын
23:20 Or, if you absolutely needed to keep Rose in the movie, you could have her be the one learning war is bad. You could say that Rose didn't join the resistance to be a freedom fighter, she joined to have adventures, shoot bad guy and have fun. Then Finn would have to be the one to explain the tragedy of war to her. Not only would that be good character wise, but it would also create a good dynamic between Finn and Rose, giving them kind of a mentor and student relationship.
@gos_70792 жыл бұрын
That’s true, but Poe does need to learn about war is bad.
@elder-woodsilverstein77162 жыл бұрын
@@gos_7079 I do like that arc too.
@MaxWelton2 жыл бұрын
It’s implied that Rose and Paige joined the Resistance together, so when Paige dies, we could’ve had an interesting arc of Rose trying to find another reason to fight for the Resistance, or have her be the mole, which would justify Holdo’s paranoia, and maybe Finn would see the good in her and seduce her back to the light in episode 9.
@elder-woodsilverstein77162 жыл бұрын
@@MaxWelton Rose being the mole, not bad. I would have liked more tlak about her sister and how it effected her.
@FusionFullForce2 жыл бұрын
So its been a while since I've seen Last Jedi but why does she like Finn? If I remember correctly, her family was murderer/besieged by the First Order right? Like even though we know Finn is a good dude, she could still hold onto that. Send her, Finn and Poe to Canto Bight and play with that dynamic. Rose doesnt trust Finn, Poe is too gung ho about war and Finn still kinda wants to run but also feels like he is a part of the Reistance now so he's fighting that urge.
@boiledelephant2 жыл бұрын
The ending of Episode 9 was a real "wtf" moment, even in my giddy first cinema viewing where my rational brain was turned off and I was just inhaling popcorn, I still went "wait, what?" I was so sure they were heading for a "light and dark reach an armistice" type thing with Rey and Ben, and then they both died and came back to life and kissed for no reason and one died again for no reason. It was the most confused, written-by-committee moment ever. I still don't understand anything about that scene.
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
blame the community. Rise of Skywalker had a LOT to do with the community
@Max-lw3ul Жыл бұрын
I decided not to watch it in the theater right after i knew palpatine was back. I knew it would be the most frustrating movie ever
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@Max-lw3ul sadly it wasn’t. At least… for me it wasn’t
@Max-lw3ul Жыл бұрын
@@BlackbirdRX i love star wars and i was so excited when force awakens was announced but after the last jedi and the complete disney bullshit chaotic without a point story i decided no to go watch it and i dont regret but i feel sad cause i love this franchise. They should be ashamed if they are really passionate fan, cause they made a lot of people disappointed and hopeless about something that inspired so many of us!
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@Max-lw3ul i personally love Force Awakens even to this day. It’s my personal favorite Star Wars movie to watch and maybe that’s because it’s the one I enjoy the most. Flaws and all
@WiloPolis034 жыл бұрын
_"You know, I'm something of a Sith Lord myself."_ *-Palpatine to Kylo Ren*
@montypigofthedoodleclan86594 жыл бұрын
Mark forgot the Clone Wars animated movie, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. UPVOTE THIS COMMENT SO COSMONAUT CAN SEE!!
@achair79584 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's genius
@ffjreviews90294 жыл бұрын
Monty Pig of the Doodle Clan I don’t think he would even bother touching those movies because they are universally despised, and he couldn’t really add anything that nobody has said before.
@montypigofthedoodleclan86594 жыл бұрын
@@ffjreviews9029 I don't care if he doesn't add anything. He's entertaining and fun to listen to and these are still technically Starwars movies so he has to see them now.
@WiloPolis034 жыл бұрын
@@montypigofthedoodleclan8659 Yeah for one, those movies are barely even canon (even if they are, they're not significant to the rest of the universe), and plus, what does that have to do with this comment?
@ThatNoobartist4 жыл бұрын
“Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars” That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life
@Ethan-nl2wg4 жыл бұрын
That_ Noobartist but iron man 3 is actually good
@joebanana80064 жыл бұрын
@Spencer Bringhurst Yes Solo is actually very good
@ThatNoobartist4 жыл бұрын
Ethan there’s also people who don’t like Iron Man 3 so
@RomeoDeJuliette4 жыл бұрын
I would agree if I could see something on the screen
@Ethan-nl2wg4 жыл бұрын
That_ Noobartist nah I’m just joking though I personally don’t like solo but I know plenty of people who do sorry if I came off a rude
@kidchiko9435 Жыл бұрын
I never saw any promotional stuff for Rouge One and I can confirm that seeing Darth at the end was pretty cool
@thomashottersall5204 Жыл бұрын
Red one my favourite film
@SongbirdAlom2 жыл бұрын
God you’re so right. That SHOULD have been Poe & Finn on the Cantobite quest. The two play off each other so well, and have great chemistry. Damn.
@ericgropuis5 ай бұрын
And then they kiss
@rnspurgn30154 жыл бұрын
0/10 you didn’t talk about the Star Wars holiday special
@ilikepigeons61014 жыл бұрын
XD
@JelliThePilot4 жыл бұрын
Just read this in his voice. "10/10 the best movie if you don't like it then get the fuck off this channel"
@wisegoongala43054 жыл бұрын
That movie should never be named again
@UnorthodoxIndividual4 жыл бұрын
11/10 Better than all other pieces of media ever created
@TheMcBeefy4 жыл бұрын
it was in pt 1
@GregoryIannicelli19974 жыл бұрын
In Rise of Skywalker's defense, I walked out of it still liking Star Wars. I walked out of Cats not sure if I liked visual media anymore. EDIT: Holy shit, I made modern Star Wars fans agree on something without the use of Baby Yoda or the “I’m Han Solo” song.
@ralphmasucci90054 жыл бұрын
Why did you even see cats lol
@GregoryIannicelli19974 жыл бұрын
Luis Garlic TBH, I don't even know anymore lol. I saw it see if it was really that bad, but now I know that there was no justifying it.
@darkblur1014 жыл бұрын
Watching Cats felt like watching a dirty movie in public. I felt like I needed a shower after it was done.
@everettboard7454 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@icebergthegamer4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing 😂
@northseapirate23132 жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed when the New Republic was just destroyed and instantly forgotten about in the film. Not only is it stupid (how the hell did the First Order build the base and capture all of the Galaxy?) but it kind of ruined the chance to do something new. Like imagine a conventional war between the First Order and New Republic, with the Force Awakens plot being about the Resistance trying find evidence that they are building a super weapon so they can convince the Senate to declare war. But no, we just got Empire vs Rebels 2.0
@Philip54622 Жыл бұрын
I would've loved to more see a new enemy or something new not like another planet destroyer, just some new faction there could be like some imperial remnants but not a way stronger empire
@orlandofurioso7329 Жыл бұрын
Also, why the hell is it called a "Resistance" when the republic is on their side, shouldn't the first order be called that?
@BewareofTarps Жыл бұрын
And now we have shows like the Mandalorian desperately trying to make it work by turning the New Republic into a deeply incompetent "rule by committee" failed state, because that's the only way any of the sequel movies make any sense whatsoever. Honestly, I wish they would just steer away from the films entirely with the spinoffs, but I guess Disney wants their films to actually matter.
@vibette970 Жыл бұрын
I love Cosmonaut’s editing so much!! It just makes me smile and laugh and have a good time watching. I get kinda distracted with really wild editing, but this isn’t boring or stagnant either
@badclips684 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut: " I am so glad I don't have to do anymore star wars reviews." *The Mandalorian* (Edit: this aged well 😅)
@cianthulu42044 жыл бұрын
*Cosmore?*
@punkfunkyeahstudios17184 жыл бұрын
The Man!! Nice picture
@nikosaurus42384 жыл бұрын
Clone wars season 7??
@ethann.30504 жыл бұрын
But that’s like good tho
@BioGoji-zm5ph4 жыл бұрын
That's a show. Cosmonaut is talking about not reviewing anymore MOVIES... I think.
@IngvarMar4 жыл бұрын
Return of the Jedi: “It’s bad 6/10” Rogue One: “It’s pretty good! 6/10” Rise of Skywalker: “It’s so baaad, it’s just awful 6/10”
@razkable4 жыл бұрын
this guy reviewing seems to be what I hate about fans..he clearly wants the whole non special chosen one type characters...he wants everyone to matter the nobody gets the strongest force oooh the nobody that so subversive even though it makes no sense and is lame.....thats not how reality works bloondlines do matter ...a nobody can't be king on their own...power comes from that bloodline...its better to connect everyone than not to...its what we sign up for..give us the opposite we riot sorry..its established the skywalker vs palpatine storyline is all that matters so when you try to subvert that we all get mad...its what 8 films were about for gods sake ...don't make one film that tries to go against it...
@whysegaming15484 жыл бұрын
Catherine the first, Theodora and Toyotomi Hideyoshi are all examples of peasants who eventually became kings or queens of their respective empires. There is also plenty of modern day stories of complete nobodies who were able to become millionaires. This kind of scenario, while rare, is not impossible. It sends a message that true power comes not from bloodlines, but from one’s self, which while may not be realistic, is still a better message to send then just be the chosen one or you’re useless. If we get the same Star Wars story for the rest of our lives, nobody will care anymore.
@DenyDenDenzel4 жыл бұрын
there's a lot of deleted replies here huh
@PlahaKumar4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Cosmomaut was weird with his ratings.
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen47374 жыл бұрын
Igor I think he likes them all but his expectations were a little different with each
@bordatwork2 жыл бұрын
As a lifelong SW fan, one of the best experiences I had recently was rewatching Star Wars with someone who's never seen it. I got to enjoy it almost like it was for the first time through their eyes.
@s42711 ай бұрын
That's basically why reaction videos exist.
@sunsetvibe1063 Жыл бұрын
1:29-The Force Awakens 8:49-Rogue One 16:22-The Last Jedi 27:12-Solo 31:39-The Rise Of Skywalker 43:24-Star Wars ranking
@justinqueso9644 Жыл бұрын
Respect+
@themythologynerd70209 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@moo84744 жыл бұрын
"Star Wars fans are not that picky" Are you sure about that
@Facultarse4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The worst Star Wars haters are actually their fans
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@Facultarse Not really. Star Wars fans like stuff like the Mandalorian, where the acting isn't shit but it also pays respect to the original material.
@ilikepigeons61014 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 they loved it because it's about mandolorians xD
@LordVader10944 жыл бұрын
@@ilikepigeons6101 Which proves my point, because it has Mandalorians and is ALSO paying respect to the lore for the Mandos, rather than shitting on it.
@2ndairborneguy7904 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think fans aren't that picky. They're just pissed at Disney. No fanbase is all that great.
@makcarolin4 жыл бұрын
“Because god forbid he’s one of those gays” 😂
@ssjx37054 жыл бұрын
Mak Carolin I died when he said that🤣
@yggdrasil34 жыл бұрын
*Cough China *Cough
@SapphireCarbuncle0094 жыл бұрын
"[Insert Finn or Poe's hetero love interest here] is just the Star Wars equivalent of Uhura." - Patrick Boivin, 2019
@edwardmillard43984 жыл бұрын
@@ssjx3705 me too also: Cosmonaut Variety Hour: The last jedi is not objectively bad MauLer: Oh boy where do i even begin: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rN1no8Z0z5azgp8.html
@nykia314 жыл бұрын
I choked on my beverage at that lol
@thecynicaloptimist1884 Жыл бұрын
Pairing Poe and Finn could have led to some great arcs. Finn teaches Poe through their own adventure that there is a deep personal cost to war, culminating with Finn sacrificing himself at the end of the movie to save everyone else. This changes Poe, now he's personally lost someone. He's still the ace pilot, but he's now leading a bit more with his head, instead of his heart. He's now someone who considers those around him, as opposed to being the hero. The next movie you could have had Poe establishing a Star Wars version of Top Gun - a group of elite pilots to help fight the First Order. One of the new characters is basically a younger version of Poe; a hot shot who only thinks about themselves and their ego and being a glory-hunter, leading to a lot of clashing between them as Poe is essentially dealing with his own demons, showing that Poe truly has grown as a person, while also dealing with Finn's death. Perhaps he feels guilt over what he sees as selfishness; Finn had to die to teach Poe a lesson, when he'd gladly give it up just to have his friend back.
@Lemminjoose2 жыл бұрын
The only real issue I had with Kylo is that he removed his mask so early. I'm sure people were ok with it, but it seemed like a really weird choice to me.
@AnastasiaAisling2 жыл бұрын
That was the best move ever, and it's a great visual portrayal of how differently Abrams and Johnson saw Kylo as a character. Abrams wanted to create Vader's loyal successor, the fan-service-ish villian, and Johnson practically mocked that decision with the "take that ridiculous thing off" line. He couldn't wait to work with Adam and show the true potential of both character and actor without the mask to hide his emotions.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq5 ай бұрын
@@AnastasiaAisling And thats why this trilogy sucks, is one director trying to mock the other, without trying to make a good cohesive story
@ericgropuis5 ай бұрын
I think it helps because Kylo isn’t fully embracing the Dark Side, he’s always conflicted with light and dark and him being in and out of his helmet does show that. Helmet on is usually pure Dark Side and when he takes it off the light is able to effect him, as much as I think it would be really awesome to have Adam Driver act with the helmet for most of the first movie atleast I understand wanting to show his face so people can sympathize with him more
@toslowlypoke4 жыл бұрын
when they re-release these, they should make darth vader say "maclunky" when he ignites his lightsaber.
@hrinionuwut86374 жыл бұрын
This is like the first comment I've seen on youtube where I can geniuenly say lol
@pookypoo11694 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@j0nke3144 жыл бұрын
YES
@andreiefectivuatafac19663 жыл бұрын
I really hope that in the special edition for Force Awakens when Kylo tries to kill Han, Han will break his own back to avoid the lightsaber
@rivernm1054 жыл бұрын
When you see Marcus is about to start the rise of sky walker but there’s twenty minutes left *this is where the fun begins*
@lordcrow77214 жыл бұрын
lol i was so pumped
@lewis213b74 жыл бұрын
River nm “I’ve been looking forward to this”
@zerreinatsu24832 жыл бұрын
the whole time I was watching Rise of the Skywalker, I just kept hearing Han in my head say "That's not how the force works"
@berndhoecke8493 Жыл бұрын
Mark Hamills performance as Luke in TLJ was outstanding! Actually all performances were good. And I liked the themes of the movie.
@Xiphactinus Жыл бұрын
It'll take a lot to make me like TLJ, but it's great that you like it.
@MrFlejon8 ай бұрын
The casting was perfect in a disastrous way: Cast Mark Hamill, grumpy old Joker as grumpy old Luke. Write Luke as if he was heartbroken and fucking sucked, breaking Mark Hamill's heart. Shoot it, get an heartbreaking performance. Unintentionally genius
@MChedderbeef3 жыл бұрын
That line delivery kills me every time. "The droid...stole a freighter?"
@robertcortez49563 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine his reation underneath the helmet and it makes it that much funnier
@jamesbeddis10593 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks different things are funny I guess
@EdgyZiggy3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesbeddis1059 I mean... it's "exhale out of your nose" funny to me. It's not super funny. Comedy is subjective. Very subjective, in fact
@RDR9113 жыл бұрын
@@EdgyZiggy exhale and a small smile, I’d say.
@LosSantosCity3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing that for the first time and bursting out laughing
@CrabKFP4 жыл бұрын
The only sin about Solo is that they didn't use "I'm Han Solo" in it's soundtrack
@tanizaki4 жыл бұрын
Should have been the closing credits song.
@lostedge78524 жыл бұрын
This is factually true
@UnorthodoxIndividual4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity of the century
@Riskofrain5274 жыл бұрын
@@lostedge7852 not factually true.
@lincolnj4484 жыл бұрын
This is scientifically correct
@danandtab7463 Жыл бұрын
Rey as "Disney princess in space" I love that. Absolutely love Rey in The Force Awakens. Since all three movies were not planned out together, we'll never know quite what the plan was for her, but the title The Force Awakens seems to imply that her sudden abilities was brought on by the Force....awakening. Seeing TFA in a vaccuum, I was also under the assumption something was up with Finn too, having to do with the movie title, given his sudden awakening and defection, and his sudden courage at the end...and sadly we barely saw this develop on screen after that. That's all the say I was OK with sudden Force abilities, even without being related to anyone special.
@TheSchultinator Жыл бұрын
My issue with Rey's abilities is not whether or not she's related to Somebody, or whether or not she's strong in the Force. It's that she's amazing at so much with zero explanation. Piloting? Repairs? Deliberate use of Force abilities? Don't ask questions.
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
@@TheSchultinator wrong. Rey is a scavenger so she knows her way around a ship, AND it was said before that she's flown ships before. It's been shown MULTIPLE TIMES that you can use the force without training. Luke did it in episode 5 on Hoth.
@TheSchultinator Жыл бұрын
@BlackbirdRX Just because Rey's a scavenger does not immediately make her an excellent mechanic, especially with systems she shouldn't have any familiarity with. Knowing what's a valuable part and where it can be found is not the same as knowing how it works or interacts with anything else, especially if all the ships Rey picks through are shattered hulks. Similarly, knowing how to fly to some level does not mean she is able to throw an old ship around like a starfighter. That's like taking a civvie Cessna pilot and expecting him to out-fly Maverick; it defies logic. Last, saying that Luke having to really focus to be able to pull a lightsaber is in any way equivalent to Rey using the Force to counter a mind probe and then mindtrick a guard is so disingenuous.
@SamuelSouza-di6nq5 ай бұрын
@@BlackbirdRX Go watch the Original trilogy again fam
@CornerstoneMinistry316 Жыл бұрын
I legitimately like Rey. personally I would have liked her to be related to Luke but her being a nobody was fine too. Her being a palpatine is a strike on my soul
@Singformefriend4 жыл бұрын
Before Rey and Ben kissed, I was sitting there in the cinema thinking "no, don't kiss, don't kiss..."
@kumquatmonkeyfun19404 жыл бұрын
Anders Eklöf the kiss was a terrible idea. It didn’t make any sense at all.
@literallyjohn69064 жыл бұрын
Finn should’ve been with Rey since he wasn’t an unstable maniac for the last 2 movies.
@ellbent4 жыл бұрын
I like how in the theater I was at, everyone just laughed like in a sitcom Ben and Rey: (kiss) Everyone: lol Ben: (dies) Everyone: LOL
@gglifeiwin4 жыл бұрын
Literally the exact same thing
@J079114 жыл бұрын
My friend shouted FUCK NO and everyone else was just laughing at how ridiculous that scene was
@Bean-mr8sf4 жыл бұрын
*The last Jedi summed up:* "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit."
@cybergproductions5894 жыл бұрын
BEEFY BOI YES
@smurfette_blues79224 жыл бұрын
COMPLETELY 🤣🤣
@Bean-mr8sf4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne I like the last Jedi, but as for the rest of your comment 291 people disagree
@Bean-mr8sf4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne blubbering nonsense happens to be a great hobby of mine yes. I'm glad you noticed :)
@Bean-mr8sf4 жыл бұрын
@KingOne thank you sir
@MrTombombodil Жыл бұрын
The Throne Room scene in TLJ is just A+ from start to finish. It's so good. Imperfect movie, but it delivered one of the best moments in the whole franchise. "You're nothing, you're nobody... But not to me." is one of the most compelling moments of a villain tempting the hero I've seen in a movie (based on everything we know about Rey up to that point) and I legit wasn't sure what was gonna happen next the first time I saw it.
@sollamander22062 жыл бұрын
Man I think this is the first Last Jedi take that is similar to how I viewed the movie. It kinda reminded of the feeling of reading a great author's debut novel. They have some really interesting innovative choices combined with some pretty obvious lows. I'm partial to this type of fiction but I understand if people are more tripped up by the negatives. The lack of acknowledgment of any of the positives almost pushed me into a camp of defending this movie as if it was 2001 A Space Odyssey when it was really just a decentish star wars movie that didn't have a third death star.
@turrent74684 жыл бұрын
"Ow" - Kylo Ren's last line in Rise of Skywalker
@nickthai38974 жыл бұрын
Oh shit you are right. I never thought of that
@ChangedMyNameFinally694 жыл бұрын
Him and Adam Taurus have a lot in common
@Muzzle13004 жыл бұрын
Lemme explain how that one line is so symbolic with so much depth and foreshadowing of what’s going to happen in the next minute!
@siv12824 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Too real
@ChangedMyNameFinally694 жыл бұрын
@@Muzzle1300 Who are you mocking here?
@oasisconstructions4 жыл бұрын
There are actually 5 fake deaths. Kylo is back from death again when he gets out of the pit.
@crpalstuck29664 жыл бұрын
oh god I forgot about that
@MysticalJake4 жыл бұрын
@@crpalstuck2966 omg same😂
@garrythegamegarry4 жыл бұрын
I count 7 fake deaths. Chewbacca in the transport, C-3PO's memory wipe, Kylo Ren on Endor's moon, Rey getting her essence drained by the Emperor, Ben getting his essence drained by the Emperor, Ben flung in the pit, Rey immediately following her killing the Emperor and his entire cult. Couldn't the fakeouts of the civilian fleet by the Emperor, and the plummet of Finn and the other First Order defector (sorry, can't remember her name) on the command ship count? [Added hours later] Wait, make it 8 fake deaths. The planet that Poe's love interest is on gets blown up after she gave the First Order captain's hall pass coin, her only ticket off the planet, to Poe.
The problem with the "Finn is a scarred child-soldier"-story is that finn doesnt act like he is affected by war and killing in the first movie. I dont say he has to be a depressed character or stuff like that but killing dozens of his former co-workers while cheering is just not fitting for someone who is affected by war. Its just tonal dissonance from The Force Awakens. I think the reason why Finn is depicted, that he has to learn that war is bad, is because he doesnt act like war is bad.
@UglyApprentice Жыл бұрын
Of all the movies made in 2019, Rise of Skywalker was certainly one of them.
@fahoodie1852 Жыл бұрын
People made fun of Morbius but seriously, if there was any movie that deserved the title of being “one of the movies ever made” it would be the 2019 Star Wars movies
@pollogaming919 Жыл бұрын
It had actors, directors, editors, producers, writers, and even a plot
@lukefloor Жыл бұрын
@@pollogaming919 did it have a plot tho really
@jarjarwalter1962 Жыл бұрын
@@fahoodie1852 I’d rather watch morbius 100 times then watch the sequels once
@MariOmor1 Жыл бұрын
@@lukefloor to be fair ANH didn't really have a plot, just a bunch of dudes who were at the same place at the right time and went to defeat some bad guys TROS's plot was to defeat Palpatine before he starts playing planetary pop-the-balloons
@staidenofanarchy4 жыл бұрын
"I'm from Jakku" "You're right, that is nowhere." THAT was a supremely hilarious line, ngl
@jaysimpson37674 жыл бұрын
Mark Hamill's acting was good, even if his character was inconsistent.
@paperbackwriter11114 жыл бұрын
@@jaysimpson3767 how was he *inconsistent*
@jeck80054 жыл бұрын
@@jaysimpson3767 I dont think you know what that means
@impact29334 жыл бұрын
@@paperbackwriter1111 Oh shit here we go
@PitZagufull4 жыл бұрын
@@impact2933 again
@blackfox514 жыл бұрын
Rey: I’m Rey Woman: Rey who? Rey: ...Rey James Sirius Albus Severus Lily Luna Potter
@TacoIndom4 жыл бұрын
The Goof is here btw
@alejandrodecorse94374 жыл бұрын
blackfox51 Rey Mary Sue
@travishimebaugh83814 жыл бұрын
Rey... Maclunkey. Of the highland Maclunkeys.
@michanowak70604 жыл бұрын
So you are Rey... Solo
@trafalgerd.waterlaw30844 жыл бұрын
I would have died if she said Rey Binks
@BombasticLion4 ай бұрын
It's amazing how Star Wars can range from being the best thing you'll experience to the worst thing but its still the most important and beloved franchise that's ever been made
@rjd-kh8et Жыл бұрын
Actually, The Rise of Skywalker had even more fake-out deaths: we're led to believe Zorii Bliss and Babu Frik died when Kijimi blew up.
@BlackbirdRX Жыл бұрын
the only real ones were Kylo Ren and my respect for the star wars community
@Pwilliams4000 Жыл бұрын
@@BlackbirdRX 😂
@mcmann22432 жыл бұрын
The funniest part about the rise of sky walker is that palpatine was basically revived in a Fortnite event
@rebeccacummings66972 жыл бұрын
he was revived before that...
@sourswift2 жыл бұрын
Disney gotta make that cashhhhhh
@randomperson0932 жыл бұрын
I love how this is more bullshit than the movie itself
@ksnjdiss75662 жыл бұрын
Ohhh damn i remember that fckn event lmao
@icarue9932 жыл бұрын
@@sourswift I think Disney payed Epic for it
@connormarshall82434 жыл бұрын
“Cause god forbid he’s one of those gays” cracked me up
@GummyDinosaursify4 жыл бұрын
Oh no the *gay agenda*
@geoforce22724 жыл бұрын
I don't get it why couldn't he only had rey to be his love interest and have some love triangle between finn rey and kylo And i think that they didn't focus on finn being is cuz globally there are still a lot of countries that don't accept homosexuality and it's in Disney's interest not to include a big box office franchise like sw
@jacobbowlby59574 жыл бұрын
Connor Marshall amen man
@darthtron11024 жыл бұрын
i noticed two girls kissing at the end of rise of skywalker
@andresjg64 жыл бұрын
Darth Tron I saw online that they removed the quick kiss between the two resistance woman in some countries. So obviously Disney made the few seconds easy enough to edit out when necessary.
@GigaDonk992 ай бұрын
When someone calls something “objectively” good or bad, you know they have the most insufferable ego on the planet
@maxharrison4708 Жыл бұрын
On your point on Finn’s arc being repeated across TFA and TLJ I do feel there is a slight distinction that, while underdeveloped from an execution standpoint, is nonetheless important to contextualise why Finn is given the side plot in TLJ. In TFA, Finn does *not* join the resistance. Not even unofficially. He abandons the First Order and wants to run, his motivation only changing to go and save Rey. He says as much to Han right when they’re on the base and Han is apoplectic that Finn technically used the Resistance for his own means. Finn gets knocked out defending Rey. TLJ starts Finn off with this exact same motivation. His first line waking from unconsciousness is shouting “Rey!” And then his next line is asking Poe, “Where’s Rey?”. He still has not joined the resistance and that is why he gets the proper war=bad lesson arc as other loose he has no reason to stay with the Resistance after he finds Rey again.
@nagi47334 жыл бұрын
"written by reddit" lmao that was gold
@annnee68184 жыл бұрын
Even better cuz it's true🙄
@Shinransa4 жыл бұрын
I hope this will serve as an example that angry fans shouldn't write the movies...
@eesmaaura49614 жыл бұрын
@@Shinransa Its save to say the fan have contribute on the decision making of Ep.9, and it ain't good.
@joedinnie30794 жыл бұрын
Nagi REDDIT GOLD
@majestyvondoom4 жыл бұрын
@@joedinnie3079 BEAT ME BY 16 MINUTES FUCK
@liamteriele47134 жыл бұрын
Now rank all the “I have a bad feeling about this” line.
@nickwebster19804 жыл бұрын
Liam te Riele we need him to see this
@savidom4 жыл бұрын
skem Nope
@kineticraptor33184 жыл бұрын
@@savidom yep.
@savidom4 жыл бұрын
kineticraptor How
@bluebeetle90444 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss
@blootooth00 Жыл бұрын
The twelve seconds following 24:08 may legitimately be the funniest moment in any Cosmonaut video 🤣
@hugocamacho2971 Жыл бұрын
I am very biased towards the last jedi... Because I really like that movie, despite its many mistakes it is one I connect with the most, the most objetive thing I can say about that movie is that its highest points are some of best moments star wars has ever had, and its lowest ... Are definitely not star wars at its worst
@whawhawhawhaaaa Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I still like that movie to this day. I like both FA and TLJ a lot. It's a shame RoS kinda ruined the trilogy a bit for me.
@tornn8847 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@FullOnMetalHead1995 Жыл бұрын
Please relay to me, one good scene in that film. I wanna be mean but im not gonna be. Id really like to know
@brix1181 Жыл бұрын
@@FullOnMetalHead1995 Lukes fight with Kylo, the throne room fight, Holdo’s sacrifice, Rey learning about her parents, Luke’s final scene with Leia. there’s a lot.
@thegoodreylo4749 Жыл бұрын
@@brix1181Basically the whole movie. It’s the best Star Wars movie.
@jacknoonan89044 жыл бұрын
“Revenge of the sith is still horrible” It’s treason, then
@Sonny_Doro4 жыл бұрын
A little too much edgy, the rise of skywalker is actually really bad tho
@SkywalkerCentral4 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Sith is a good movie but it’s not as good as people are building it up to be, some people are saying it’s better than Empire and Star Wars, when it’s not even close to as good as those
@maxcedeno13874 жыл бұрын
Its my nunber 1 so... yeah
@Sonny_Doro4 жыл бұрын
@@SkywalkerCentral it should be directly after them
@SkywalkerCentral4 жыл бұрын
huscarl0 yeah 3rd or 4th place suits it
@necromingo70734 жыл бұрын
"this movie isnt objectively bad" well Marcus prepare for Mauler's 8 hour livestream about you
@LorisTheUntethered4 жыл бұрын
Mauler gets on my nerves so much. Even when I agree with him. Someone who doesn't really understand how people actually work despite, as far as I know, being one.
@larsonracies86364 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's hilarious
@WiloPolis034 жыл бұрын
Pew pew, libtard destroyed
@edwardmillard43984 жыл бұрын
too true
@gabethegm44054 жыл бұрын
A livestream I'm never gonna watch, cos it's a video by one of the worst KZfaqrs imo
@funnydepressive323 ай бұрын
This might be a controversial statement but I honestly feel like The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie since The Empire Strikes Back.
@dtl2405Ай бұрын
It definitely has its flaws, but massive respect to you for saying that.
@RikuVA Жыл бұрын
I would like to say, the more down the rabbit hole I’ve gone for TLJ, the more I’ve learned Rian Johnson didn’t get to put a good amount of what he wanted into the final cut. Like to the point that a lot of Marcus’ criticisms of it wouldn’t exist because Rian Johnson wanted to do a lot of what would have worked (Finn and Po over Rose and Finn, for example.)
@xhakazette11924 жыл бұрын
“Solo is an Uncharted game in Space” So Solo is Jedi Fallen Order then.
@duncanw56444 жыл бұрын
Nah, Solo is an Indiana Jones movie
@especiallyleavish4 жыл бұрын
Drake ain't no jedi
@duncanw56444 жыл бұрын
Isaac Fox then make him one
@bradcantrill67734 жыл бұрын
with lightsabers
@SkySoFew4 жыл бұрын
No, Jedi fallen order is basically Solo 2. Solo came first 😀
@mangotango81153 жыл бұрын
There are 11 Star Wars movies, and only 2 are universally considered good. It feels so weird to be a Star Wars fan.
@Legend-vm9uv3 жыл бұрын
Return Of The Jedi is the third best
@Jeff_Green3 жыл бұрын
I like all 11 movies, The Clone Wars, Rebels, and honestly even resistance is cool too. OGs are all perfect. The phantom menace is really cool because I love the characters and seeing Anakin as a boy. Attack of the clones is just a fun movie. ROTS is the best movie in the Star Wars universe just because it’s so epic. I like the sequels because the characters are good and they have a lot of cool action. And Kylo Ren is cool.
@carealoo7443 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, those 2 are the First 2
@colindragan93523 жыл бұрын
@@Jeff_Green Enlightened being
@TheShapeshifter3 жыл бұрын
Really just shows how overrated the whole movie franchise is. Star Wars seems to do a better job with it's shows.
@gabevillarrealedits2 жыл бұрын
“Viewers are not that picky” gave me a hearty laugh
@codyromrell6897 Жыл бұрын
Calling solo the iron man 3 of Star Wars is the best description I can think of.
@tamnam57224 жыл бұрын
I’m very happy that Marcus was able to criticize Rose without criticizing the Actor, while also saying he wished she had a bigger role in the next one
@HannibalHanslaughter4 жыл бұрын
Only good criticism of Rose I ever heard
@Jak239JC4 жыл бұрын
@@HannibalHanslaughter Still sucks people harassing her in twitter.
@benydimas68854 жыл бұрын
Yes
@grampagohan33854 жыл бұрын
It's sad that you have to preface criticism with all that
@funakiexpressV24 жыл бұрын
I hated rose so much, but hated more the fact that Marie was getting the blame and not the role itself ugh
@jysa15044 жыл бұрын
There’s actually 5 fake deaths in the movie. You forgot when palpatine throws Kylo into that pit in the ground and he climbs back up
@bajablastzeroaddict46714 жыл бұрын
also another if you count when Rey sliced off the wing on Kylo's ship and it wrecked and exploded into flames with him inside it
@zen0x504 жыл бұрын
I remember reading the leaked script, where Kylo was just thrown down the hole and never seen again. I legitimately thought that's how his character ended. I was incredibly relieved in the theatre when he actually climbed back up... only for him to die anyway lol.
@wildcloud14764 жыл бұрын
@@bajablastzeroaddict4671 ikr how the fuck did he just walk out of that explosion? dont TIE fighters travel at about 400 mph?
@bajablastzeroaddict46714 жыл бұрын
@@wildcloud1476 RIGHT??? but the worst part is he didn't even have a speck of dirt or blood on him or even a hair out of place, i-
@aristonfouch22314 жыл бұрын
And.... if you really wanna be an asshole, how about when Rey slices Kylo’s vehicle and sends it crashing and exploding and he walks out without a scratch
@scottwerner2792 жыл бұрын
Weirdest part about the maul reveal is that he literally crash lands on a deserted planet after this and loses control of his criminal organization
@Ar1AnX1x Жыл бұрын
"this movie's like it was written by 500 people" LMAOO that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@senicord4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of The Rise of Skywalker’s opening crawl, the message Palpatine sends across the galaxy is only heard off-screen in Fortnite. Fortnite is now part of Star Wars canon.
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
I'm oiling up my guillotine. Like, that's nothing but a cashgrab deal between the two. At least make it a fucking star wars game, christ.
@alexfisher42074 жыл бұрын
Fr?
@Mute84 жыл бұрын
It’s as if I heard hundreds of voices cry out in terror and were suddenly silenced
@CoratMcRed4 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does this stuff even get organized like this.
@madminer80414 жыл бұрын
And here in the comments we have a bunch of band wagoners
@_thebigpig_57694 жыл бұрын
“So people didn’t like Roses character” “Yep” “Should we try to fix her” “Nope just get her to go do her science project”
@bella-tt9hk4 жыл бұрын
i do understand why people didn’t like Rose (i did). however they could have “improved” her.
@RRRRRRRRR334 жыл бұрын
It's the same exact Jar Jar situation, but this time we have a real person playing the role. There's no saving it, just erase the character and move on.
@o...o41444 жыл бұрын
They basically told the haters of Kallie Marie Tren: "Guys... you were right"
@RRRRRRRRR334 жыл бұрын
@@o...o4144 That's a lie and you people know it. Nobody knows who the actress is and the bully against her in social media makes no sense. The character of Rose sucks, just like Jar Jar, that's why she was removed from the plot. Difference is, because of this pathetic SJW mentality, you people assume she was removed because of her ethnicity, not because the character sucks.
@o...o41444 жыл бұрын
@@RRRRRRRRR33 her character sucks, but they had the chance to make her better. And simply chose the lazy way. Ignoring her. That's my point
@cameramike2515 Жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is Johnson initially had the subplot involve Finn and Poe but claimed he found their dialogue “interchangeable” so he replaced Poe with a new character.
@greeneyedmonster1174 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love your use of unaltered OT clips in your vids
@kurtorwell9963 жыл бұрын
The Last Jedi is objectively a film.
@CasuallyConsistent3 жыл бұрын
😳
@AnalyticalMenace2 жыл бұрын
Glad we cleared that up.
@goavs74382 жыл бұрын
f i n a l l y people don’t seem to get that
@jeremyfaella9992 жыл бұрын
Wow there buddy, bit of a hot take you got goin on here...
@normalguy78772 жыл бұрын
Run! He has an opinion
@ericjamieson3 жыл бұрын
"Best street racer in all Corellia. Till he crashed, and died... doing this." Really is an all-time perfect Han Solo line.
@ANGELOFDARKification Жыл бұрын
11:03 In hindsight, the Andor TV show filled in all the blanks. Kind of reminds me of how Filoni filled in all the blanks of the prequels in the Clone Wars.
@MrTombombodil Жыл бұрын
This review series was very wholesome. I approve.
@Akadaaka4 жыл бұрын
"I'm done" The mandalorian: oh no you aren't!
@Chuked4 жыл бұрын
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
@j19aiden914 жыл бұрын
Even worse.... the Holiday Special
@Dushine4 жыл бұрын
Mandalorian is kinda bad though.
@GageoftheJungle4 жыл бұрын
@@Dushine It's okay to have opinions but your opinion is wrong
@CyberAngelYukikaze4 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Special: Oh no you aren't!
@ThejollyFrenchman3 жыл бұрын
Forest Whittaker's death is even more annoying because his character is shown to have a limp as well as problems breathing. Instead of saying "I'm done running" (one of the most fucking cliche lines I can think of, and it means nothing because we've never seen him run from danger), have him say "I won't make it to the ship, I'll just slow you down. If you want to help me, avenge me." That would have made sense, and it would have given what's-her-face motivation to fight the Empire.
@Awes0m3n3s53 жыл бұрын
yup
@sub-zero54333 жыл бұрын
yeah guess they decided they were done with him
@wolfpackproductions72703 жыл бұрын
I would’ve actually liked that
@raiden37002 жыл бұрын
What's her face lmaoo
@leogio8093 Жыл бұрын
I never understood why solo was disliked. I think it was pretty good. At the time I scratched my head to ask why maul was there because last I thought he was… dead? Or something, but I then wondered what that meant for q’ira. Whom we’ve not heard from since.
@iarladonlon28262 жыл бұрын
This hyped me uuuup to watch Ep 4 with the girl I'm dating. She's never seen any star wars and I'm going to try and really set the mood with the context of the 70s and the effects etc. I might even show her the last 2 minutes of this KZfaq video. Awesome series! Thanks man
@Gabemorganubargaibedfor4 жыл бұрын
“I’m probably solo’s number 1 fan.” Me: there is................ANOTHER?
@ethanwhite22104 жыл бұрын
Join usssss...
@gunsandkithes69004 жыл бұрын
Me: there is.............ANOTHER???????????
@xXAkirhaXx4 жыл бұрын
Solo fan's must adhere to the rule of 2 to succeed.
@dusktomidnight72074 жыл бұрын
I love solo
@raemdespairbringer4 жыл бұрын
Solo is more Star Wars than this crappy trilogy, loved the force awakens the most but the Mary Sue factor just plays it too safe to feel any risk or menace in the plot
@captencollin87534 жыл бұрын
I feel like Captain Phasma was just a wasted character design.
@bella-tt9hk4 жыл бұрын
honestly, i wished she lived after TLJ but she was also wasted in TFA. in retrospect it’s kinda funny to me that there was so much build up for this character who just gets yeeted into the trash compactor. i do wish she was carried over into TROS bc she seemed kinda cool.
@jungoo34864 жыл бұрын
She got the Boba Fett treatment. You can say he is a better character because he's been there since ESB, has a lot of material outside the movies and looks cool , was made to sell toys. But it's exactly similar to phasma lol.
@jungoo34864 жыл бұрын
@@bella-tt9hk boba got eaten by vagina monster 😂
@trishahernz78094 жыл бұрын
So was Bobba Fett. In ROTJ and the prequels.
@TheLegoJungle4 жыл бұрын
I think they knew exactly what they wanted with the design. It’s just a chrome colored stormtrooper. I don’t think she was supposed to be iconic and memorable in the first place.
@aguywithalotofopinions4122 жыл бұрын
I think people who say that they don't like Rey because she's too strong just don't know (or don't want to say) why they don't like her and default to that explanation. To me at least, is because the story seems to think she has no character flaws and doesn't have a real arc. A lot of things hapen to her but she doesn't really change that much as a result. Now that's not necessarily a bad thing, Superman is much the same and I love him, but I personally didn't like it in this case, especially because our previous two protagonists had such interesting journeys (even if one of those was way better executed than the other) and Rey doesn't. Thas said, I don't think Rey isn' t even close to being the biggest problem in these movies and it's not fair that people blame her for everything.
@wisegoongala4305 Жыл бұрын
And just when shes going through a compelling character arc JJ puts her right back into her YA protagonist box
@integra84723 ай бұрын
it’s crazy coming back to this video and seeing that Andor fulfills two of Marcus’ critiques of the disney era, by making a long form serious show with serious themes that are executed well, and for showing something genuinely new and refreshing
@diotheworld86714 жыл бұрын
Well, just like a wise Jawa would say: *H O O T I N I*
@ultrayoshi1004 жыл бұрын
As a wise Hutt would say Gunga hunbunga hohoho
@Lucas-mm2wn4 жыл бұрын
As a wise bounty hunter would say McKlunkey
@Shinransa4 жыл бұрын
As a not so wise(and kind of an asshole actually) podracer would say: *P O O D O O*
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
I went to school with Antony Hootini Jr. He got whacked in prison. Sad story.
@twojacksandanace38474 жыл бұрын
Ahh a Vanoss reference, a fellow man of culture at last!
@dylanmcnab34794 жыл бұрын
Finn’s potential went down the drain faster than Gohan’s
@wenbluepirate39544 жыл бұрын
Wen Bojack?
@dylanmcnab34794 жыл бұрын
Wen BluePirate that is what kept gohan from losing his potential instantly, unlike Finn who lost it in his next outing
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
An ex-stormtrooper, escaping from slavery and brainwashing, trained to be a killer from childhood, having insight into the new evil empire... What's his characterisation? Weak bumbling comedy black man comic relief.
@dylanv.49704 жыл бұрын
Oof
@deviousj58684 жыл бұрын
I mean He's still cooler than Gohan. He even did more. But the thing he wanted to tell Rey went nowhere and it bugged the shit out of me.
@LazyGardenGamer2 жыл бұрын
Love your work, mate. Listening to your reviews makes me so happy. We share a LOT of opinions on many many movies, that other people disagree with. Also you don't have an annoying voice, so I can just put a playlist of yours on at night and just drift off. I've never asked any KZfaqr to make a specific video, and I'm not sure if you've done this yet or not, but I'd love to see your opinions on LOST. It was my favorite tv show of all time growing up, but I don't see many people talking about it these days. I feel like you'd give a very honest review, and I hope to find that in the future!
@spenman10 Жыл бұрын
I respect these opinions and can see how he formed them but despite the obvious issues I still can't see how he can put Rise of Skywalker above Revenge of the Sith. RoS is just one giant retcon mcguffin quest and only does harm to the overall narrative of the Skywalker saga while RoTS at least contributes to the story and has genuinely good moments
@theseven-armedgod7381 Жыл бұрын
My personal feelings towards the Prequels as a whole are that they suffer in certain aspects, but I really think that I can accept that and see the story through the flaws, and for the most part I think the story being told is actually pretty damn good in all three of them, it’s just told at a very slow pace that feels like a complete culture shock compared to the original films along with some odd choices, a few younger actors that are clearly still finding their footing, and some slightly clunky dialogue in places. All in all, I loved getting to see them, especially with the energy that Ewan McGregor and Ian McDiarmid brought to them. In RoS, the only part of the movie I could remotely find myself enjoying was Ian’s acting and the voice lines from clone wars and prequels actors calling out to Rey. That was pretty much it…
@nunk32054 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of TROS was when Hux screams "IM THE SPY" then dies
@KerWallis4 жыл бұрын
Screaming Fred Weasley
@TheFlyingslug4 жыл бұрын
It's a reveal that made sense, considering how thoroughly embarrassed Hux is over the course of the first two films. I would expect him to pin that on Kylo and want to get back at him for it, but him shouting "I'M THE SPY" was a bit on-the-nose. I think TROS would have been a much better movie if they dedicated some screentime to actually show what the characters are feeling and to elaborate on major plot points. Especially the force healing thing. They should have explained that. Even if it was something stupid like "because you are the last jedi the light side is more concentrated and you've unlocked force powers that exist only in myth" or something. anyways that's my hot take i'm just some nerd on the internet and will stop ranting to strangers now
@scoutymcscoutface29574 жыл бұрын
Hux had a Dead Ringer equipped and escaped offscreen
@bigstunna20494 жыл бұрын
The reveal was a cool surprise but his death was done so badly
@PatrickBasedman14 жыл бұрын
Fitting for his character.
@brendangleim54844 жыл бұрын
“God forbid he’s one of those gays.”
@Cool_Adam4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@quantumino1014 жыл бұрын
@@Cool_Adam 22:50
@elliottbenjamin92614 жыл бұрын
Genral John bad movie is bad
@YourDadYoda4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean to be fair disney would have probably made him gay in a pandering way instead of it feeling actually real
@IronTransformers13014 жыл бұрын
@@YourDadYoda oscar issac actually wanted to have a gay relationship between him and finn but then disney said no surprisingly
@thrango23792 жыл бұрын
You touched on this in the TRoS section but I think people need to blame Disney more. They were the ones that didn't plan the trilogy, they were the ones who hired to directors and didn't have them coordinate, they were the ones who likely pushed for TRoS to be so reactionary to TLJ. I think Disney is solely responsible for the problems with the sequels.
@xemmyQ8 ай бұрын
28:11 rewatching this video while i work on art commissions (bg stuff to keep me focused) and ngl i forgot about solo and thought you were talking about ep9 until this point i was like "????? Marcus u good?????"
@Mfxzz4 жыл бұрын
the really wasted my boy john boyega by only using him to shout “REY!” in all the films
@enzymaticcinnabun4 жыл бұрын
"She's muh queen" He got Jon Snow'd
@crazyjew8784 жыл бұрын
He also got cucked to hell trying to tell Rey he loves her and never getting the girl in the end
@Gameviewsblog4 жыл бұрын
@@enzymaticcinnabun aaaaw maaaaan!!! i was gonna make that joke! : Finn: REEEY! Me: What?!? why are you yelling so much for Rey?!? Finn: ....She's muh queen
@Kelly_C4 жыл бұрын
rey: poe: chewbacca: c3po: finn: *_REY!_*
@alwaysxnever4 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@worldofcardboard32033 жыл бұрын
This video made me flip back and forth from being like 'you're goddamn right' and 'you wrong fuck' and I think that's what being a star wars fan is all about.
@ryanbell8593 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who felt this way i kept getting so mad and then i would end up thinking god i wish more people would think of it this way
@johngreen89213 жыл бұрын
It seems you’ve mastered the force
@redjaygaming97573 жыл бұрын
@Ken Norcott well how can you respect someones opinion if they think rey is a good character?
@bobbyshewan42293 жыл бұрын
@@redjaygaming9757 he has good reasons for liking her. Someone can enjoy a character and not have all of their opinions be invalid
@robdalessandro91283 жыл бұрын
Same
@smuj772 ай бұрын
These are all, parts 1-9 goofy campy space wizard movies. Some good some bad
@scriblestingray57132 жыл бұрын
I really wish the arms dealing thing had been the main theme of the B plot of TLJ. That would have been such an interesting thing to explore and subvert the good guys are perfect and bad guys are evil thing.
@willsmith3484 жыл бұрын
"People who put empire at the top are clowns" Even though you said empire was better than episode 4 two videos ago
@chase215924 жыл бұрын
You get used to it.
@tcomizij50624 жыл бұрын
It's hyperbole and meant to be humorous
@molly23164 жыл бұрын
Joe Mama he was joking
@Dodovacer4 жыл бұрын
He was subverting your expectations!
@Xelarious3604 жыл бұрын
but if 4 wasn't good then 5 wouldn't exist
@ETATAYO3 жыл бұрын
“God forbid he’s one of those gays” LMAO
@daboi87343 жыл бұрын
The way he says it just kills me XD
@YggdrasilAudio3 жыл бұрын
Got a case of the "not gays".
@yourlocalnerd79543 жыл бұрын
@@daboi8734 he says it like the cliche rich person with the monicoles and an excessive amount of crumpets and tea
@noofthecornretiredandpriva44953 жыл бұрын
"Yes how dare they not be attracted to women." -politics man in Russia
@timtheguy21793 жыл бұрын
A Soviet Penguin but with a mouth dirtier than my dad’s
@bjf50272 жыл бұрын
"This move would have been a whole lot better if Rose was replaced with another character called Poe Dameran" Awesome wink to red letter
@AuthorCertifiedGoof2 жыл бұрын
I loved Solo, too! I really want them to explore more of that story so much. I also loved The Last Jedi
@MariOmor12 жыл бұрын
I liked all the Disney movies, to be honest. Please don't start an argument if you disagree with me. Just ignore my comment and rethink your life. Edit: okay, ignore that second paragraph. Why I wrote it so harshly, I don't know... just don't reply to my comment if you disagree
@Gridseeker2 жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1 x3. Excepto+ episode 9, which is crap.
@MariOmor12 жыл бұрын
@@Gridseeker ok
@gonk86962 жыл бұрын
@@MariOmor1 i really want to argue with you because you said not to