Every Time Andy Says Cornell - The Office US
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@sarahcasm6848 2 жыл бұрын
“I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them” - this has to be the best quote in the entire series
@yodukenukem 2 жыл бұрын
Yes and also Pams quote when she said: I’ve spent so many years being less happy than I could have been
@b-wear_of_ravn3940 2 жыл бұрын
💯 % agree 👍
@carsenmaxwell3336 2 жыл бұрын
@@yodukenukem Pam in the first 3 seasons was agonizing to watch, she was never happy with Roy, and she learned that, which is why she never was able to see the whole documentary
@brianskep5223 2 жыл бұрын
This quote has stuck with me since I first watched this show, around 3 years ago
@williamlogue 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quotes in life
@OddGamerCA 2 жыл бұрын
Andy: *Brags about how smart he is because he want to Cornell* Also Andy: “The fire is shooting at us!”
@JakeFromYoutube 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair he did say he never studied once haha although he did say he graduated in only 4 years so you'd think he would be smarter 🤔🤣
@YourRandomAdventurer 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Tom what’s up how’s Leslie
@ddb2024 2 жыл бұрын
what're you doing here?
@asmiforeal 2 жыл бұрын
Tom?!
@SheldonAdama17 2 жыл бұрын
Also talks about parents paying their kids’ orphanage bills.
@uncreative5766 2 жыл бұрын
"I embarrassed this university for nine years!" - Ed Helms, 2014 Cornell Commencement Speech
@leonardo899 2 жыл бұрын
It's sad that people go to college, and end up in jobs they could have easily gotten without a college degree
@Mac-dt3iz 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonardo899 you keep commenting this. You realize Andy is not a real Cornell grad and there are probably 0 Cornell grads who sell paper, right?
@averagetoachievetruefreedo4064 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mac-dt3iz i think you missed the point
@Mac-dt3iz 2 жыл бұрын
@@averagetoachievetruefreedo4064 Nah. He's using Andy to support his argument that many people, even Ivy League grads, pursue employment that does not require a college degree, which makes no sense. I guess he wants to feel better about not going to college.
@averagetoachievetruefreedo4064 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mac-dt3iz andy is an example of people who are like that he may not be real but there are people who go to college for years and realize that’s it’s not their passion or they still just can’t get the job they wanted in the first place it’s not some super unrealistic thing.
@heyheytaytay 2 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced Colonel - it's the highest rank in the military." Is still so underrated. Gets me every time.
@dig4skullz 2 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing at that for like the past ten minutes lol
@robertgriffiths7483 2 жыл бұрын
Creed always has the best one liners
@rigrag7876 2 жыл бұрын
100%. One of my favourite bits of the entire show hahahaha
@heyheytaytay 2 жыл бұрын
@@rigrag7876 Right? When I first heard it I was gasping with air. My brain couldn't handle all the levels in which it's funny af.
@Pit2708 2 жыл бұрын
i was searching "the office cornell" just to get that sentence, excellent
@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын
Andy was NEVER more Triggered than with Dwight and his Cornell sweatshirt and storyline. It’s a miracle he didn’t put his fist through the wall .Creed’s comment added more fuel to the fire.This was awesome.
@chiragbhawnani67 2 жыл бұрын
And specially when he brings out the bobblehead bear😂😂😂😂
@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын
@@chiragbhawnani67 👍🏻😂
@kymmzej9173 2 жыл бұрын
Those clips were the best part of the video
@leonardo899 2 жыл бұрын
It's sad that people go to college, and end up in jobs they could have easily gotten without a college degree
@batgurrl 2 жыл бұрын
@@leonardo899 I get your point but ending up with NO job is far sadder. A job is a job. Many colleges degrees are now in bulls**t subjects just created to dumb down an actual college education in real life. Andy is a lousy salesman so he’s lucky he even has a job 😂
@aarusharora6678 2 жыл бұрын
Andy advertised Cornell so much that at one time I forgot that Cornell actually existed and is not fictional
@leemcmullan 2 жыл бұрын
ahahaha right?!
@OwenIsDaBoss 2 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced Colonel, its the highest rank in the military" God I love Creed
@Am-gm4uy 2 жыл бұрын
I spit my drink
@cjsmith8319 11 ай бұрын
He had me in tears!
@ChristianFrates1997 6 ай бұрын
“It’s pronounced Cornell! It’s the highest rank in the Ivy League!”
@AverytheCubanAmerican 2 жыл бұрын
Andy is pretty much a walking advertisement for Cornell
@ezefinkielman4672 2 жыл бұрын
I still fine you everywhere
@leonardo899 2 жыл бұрын
It's not. What the point of going to college if you are going to end up selling paper?
@neolexiousneolexian6079 2 жыл бұрын
He's more like a PSA warning you about the dangers of going to Cornell.
@tevezskeen 2 жыл бұрын
He's the complete opposite. Who would want to end up like Andy?? No one.
@highviewbarbell 9 ай бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079yeah if anything these scenes were written by guys who went to Brown
@UnethicalVoxel 2 жыл бұрын
Now we need “Every time Dwight says ‘Fact’ or ‘False’”
@kevinromero352 2 жыл бұрын
“Thanks Dad… Darryl” that was deep. He’s got a past
@floBar51651 2 жыл бұрын
"I wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days, before you actually left them" - Andy
@floBar51651 2 жыл бұрын
Don't we all?
@suryadheeraj8300 2 жыл бұрын
3:45 "It's pronounced Colonel, its the highest rank in the military" I love how Creed manages to steal the show with a one liner.
@FantasticMrFoot-hh5zp 2 жыл бұрын
It was so sad to see Andy's character plummet in the final season, especially after all the good development he had over the rest of the series
@mello4392 2 жыл бұрын
I know right! Uhg gosh, I really started to not like him
@purplemadnessW 2 жыл бұрын
Erin and Nellie deserved whatever Andy did to them. Nellie took Andy's job and Erin dated someone without breaking up with him with a guy named Pete. It was satisfying to watch.
@tevezskeen 2 жыл бұрын
He was always awful.
@gpaderx6105 2 жыл бұрын
@@purplemadnessW What did Nellie deserved?
@purplemadnessW 2 жыл бұрын
@@gpaderx6105 when Andy was having an erectile dysfunction, she humiliated him in front of the entire office and also took his job like an annoying leech
@OvSpP 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Mindy Kaling (Dartmouth alum, rival of Cornell) wrote her subtle digs at Cornell through Andy. Making them look bad by my making him obnoxious.
@BuildHousing 2 жыл бұрын
Many of the writers for “The Simpsons,” including Greg Daniels who later adapted “The Office” for the US, went to Harvard. The Simpsons constantly made fun of Yale for this reason. The Ivy League rivalries are real!
@abraarahmed3823 2 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny because Jim and Ryan both went to Brown which is also Ivy League
@beaniepq 2 жыл бұрын
@@abraarahmed3823 is it though? Is it? (re:simpsons joke on brown)
@Victor_Trumper 2 жыл бұрын
Most the office guys went to top tier schools:- Greg Daniels (creator) - Harvard University BJ Novak (Ryan Howard) - Harvard university Mindy Kaling ( Kelly Kapoor) - Dartmouth University John Krasinski (James 'Jim' Halpert) - Brown University Rashida Jones (Karen Filipelli) - Harvard University Andy Buckley ( David Wallace) - Stanford University Ellie Kemper (Erin Hannon) - Princeton University & Worcester college ( Oxford University) Ed Helms (Andy Bernard) himself went to Tisch School of the Arts, NYU which is one the drama best schools in the world.
@tlalcua 2 жыл бұрын
Can we have one where Jim always hangs up the phone? Lol “you know what, let me call you right back” 😂
@Gusior 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a great idea
@yodukenukem 2 жыл бұрын
Or they could do a every time Dwight yells Michael compilation and this time for real, because there are many more scenes than just the famous one
@Merf_Gaming 2 жыл бұрын
once again Creed manages to become the highlight in a video that is nothing to do with him
@justinjoshy5058 2 жыл бұрын
7:45 "I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days..." This one hits home every single time.
@AdamG1983 2 жыл бұрын
Andy had simultaneously the best character growth and worst character decay
@helenaperez4343 Жыл бұрын
He grew a lot in seasons 4-8, then crashed for most of season 9, but was a lot better in the finale.
@goncalo1485 2 жыл бұрын
7:24 this is, in my opinion, the most heart touching thing in the office and a quote that I think about quite often. ENJOY THE MOMENT
@lakshmi4224 2 жыл бұрын
I swear I started bawling when I first saw that
@goncalo1485 2 жыл бұрын
@@lakshmi4224 I didn't cry but my eyes got wet. It's kinda sad that I realized that I did the same thing Andy did. At least I'm aware of it now and I changed it. Kinda of crazy how much a line from a TV show low-key changed the way I look and live life
@lakshmi4224 2 жыл бұрын
@@goncalo1485 yessss definitely
@jvkayy 2 жыл бұрын
Okay this compilation is totally amazing and all but the description of this video tho- 😶💀
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZfaqr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear jbk
@Daft-SFM 2 жыл бұрын
Why did you make me look at that
@williamgrant2800 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a quote from the video
@johndoe9543 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@sujalbageriya2619 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite Andy moments/dialogues which made me laugh for 10 mins straight and probably underappreciated:- In the mafia episode when Dwight says "what if Michael felt no fear toward the mafia guy?" Andy: Are you saying- Dwight: Yeah… Andy: That we surgically remove the fear center from Michael’s brain?
@lakshmi4224 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect.
@thomascars1 2 жыл бұрын
Mine was Andy trying to find out if he was Gay and then later asking Michael “Am I gay?”, Mike says no then says 1 rumor was true, then Andy looks worried and asked “AM I GAY MICHAEL?”
@vincentiusjordan4474 2 жыл бұрын
Andy becomes the only person who act smart and stupid at the same time
@GadgetAddict 2 жыл бұрын
I wondered why some scenes are silent, then I realized they're playing on the left channel and I only have my right earphone in.
@kellenthemelon226 2 жыл бұрын
I legit thought my headphones were broken, I started fiddling with it till the sound came back. I decided to look at the comments and found this, so thank you for stopping me from throwing away my headphones
@kenmerluza4789 2 жыл бұрын
fancy seeing you here, Gadget Addict!! Ingat ka!! :D
@normalnate3447 2 жыл бұрын
Gizmos
@fredericom2650 2 жыл бұрын
@@kellenthemelon226 LOOOOL, I thought my battery was low on one side and turned off. LOL i was thinkin wtf i charged them both at the same time.
@KingVulcan2050 2 жыл бұрын
The word Cornell has more screen time than Devon
@jonathanbrand5570 Жыл бұрын
I got into cornell today and rewatching this video was the ultimate reward
@hissaa25 Жыл бұрын
omg same haha
@happiness4812 Жыл бұрын
Congrats belated
@happiness4812 Жыл бұрын
Congrats belated
@bassbeardiful Жыл бұрын
You have to love how Dwight learned so much about pranking from his mortal enemy, Jim.
@rogue8331 2 жыл бұрын
andy’s last line has always stuck with me. just graduation high school earlier this year
@calebo56 2 жыл бұрын
in the same boat as you, my friend
@rogue8331 2 жыл бұрын
@@calebo56 wishing i could go back to elementary school with all my homies before school playing basketball getting all sweaty before school even started
@seanwegner9925 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you need to go back already.
@drew1467 2 жыл бұрын
I rebembered when me graduationed high skool
@leftnao 2 жыл бұрын
The feels bruh
@shubobtv 2 жыл бұрын
This is Andys way of saying "thats what she said".
@kingoffanfiction9490 Жыл бұрын
When Darryl said “You did good” and Andy replied “Thanks Dad, Darryl!” really showed how neglected Andy was by his own parents, and to finally at least hear something good from someone he respected nearly made him cry, that looked unscripted to me.
@Rumpelfilmskin 2 жыл бұрын
Dwight has done such a good Jim impersonation here.
@bwingbwinggwiyomi 2 жыл бұрын
about Andy's last line on the good ol days: the resolution is called always living mindfully in the present. The present will seem like the good ol days in 20+ years time to you, it always does before you even realise it. So always live in the present :)
@RuiKylin 2 жыл бұрын
it’s pronounced colonel - highest rank in the military
@farhansiddiqelmizan6405 2 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced KORRNELL.... it's the highest rank in ivy league
@shubobtv 2 жыл бұрын
@@farhansiddiqelmizan6405 that's what she said!
@grap3soda32 2 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounce kernel tasty snap
@blasalvice 2 жыл бұрын
4:24 that "Slaughter!" face he does kills me every time
@barebones5884 2 жыл бұрын
“I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.” That there makes me cry. I miss the good old days. I miss them so much
@GregNixon 6 ай бұрын
Dwight trolling Andy is everything!
@OvSpP 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if he said Cornell more than he said Tuna?
@bhmch39 2 жыл бұрын
It is a blast to go to the Cornell Facebook page and see the hundreds of Andrew Bernard quotes and references - despite he never went to Cornell. And the fact the Andrew Bernard does not exist.
@NotSteveCook 2 жыл бұрын
Most people not in or from the Northeast would otherwise probably never have heard of Cornell.
@rombromb6080 2 жыл бұрын
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration" "Andy Bernard, Cornell University"
@paper_man 2 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised that it was 8mins of that, i didn't realize he mentioned cornell that much. Edit: Sorry, i meant colonel, the highest rank in the military.
@gabrielcanejo187 2 жыл бұрын
It is honestly amazing that Andy didin't Punch a hole through the wall when Dwight was screwing with him about Cornell.
@JWD1992 Жыл бұрын
Andy peaked at Cornell, and he knows it.
@nickolos1995 2 жыл бұрын
I loved how jim rubbed off on Dwight how he kept fucking with Andy about Cornell
@thatguynipz7454 9 ай бұрын
Imagine going to cornell and your career is a paper salesman at a mid size paper supplier lmao
@TingusPingus445 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s pronounced colonel it’s the highest rank in the military” “IT’S PRONOUNCED CORNELL”
@SomethingWylde 2 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@Xela99122 2 жыл бұрын
“That’s Big Red Bear! That’s A Bobble Big Red Bear! GOD!” 😂
@Hexanity 2 жыл бұрын
“it’s pronounced colonel, it’s the highest rank in the military”
@archergaming5 2 жыл бұрын
Guys did you know that Andy graduated from Cornell
@uncreative5766 2 жыл бұрын
"It's pronounced 'colonel,' and it's the highest rank in the military!"
@thelonesoldier4518 2 жыл бұрын
They ruined Andys character in the end. What a pity
@saturn5087 2 жыл бұрын
Well think about it his whole character is based on ruining him self NGL
@thelonesoldier4518 2 жыл бұрын
@@saturn5087 he was so cringe in the end seasons just like the seasons itself
@sujalbageriya2619 2 жыл бұрын
@@thelonesoldier4518 Yup they did. They just didn't know how to continue the show without Michael. They brought new characters like California who I liked very much liked initially but hated when they increased his screentime. Andy's character development was so great like he was absolutely unlikable in S3 but becomes your favourite after that and then destroyed in the end much like Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones :/
@sarenarterius6058 2 жыл бұрын
He was obnoxious from his introduction into the ending. You can't ruin something that never really changed.
@kpec3 2 жыл бұрын
Ed Helms is so funny, he really lit it up!
@MrDlt123 Жыл бұрын
I had a co-worker that went to Cornell, was the biggest dork, and mentioned Cornell at the drop of a hat. I swore they modeled Andy Bernard after that guy.
@bouse23 Жыл бұрын
It must be based on someone. Lol
@KARANPATEL-lb1eg 2 жыл бұрын
7:45 The Best quote in The Office history ❤
@elimoody9626 2 жыл бұрын
Cornell very quickly stops sounding like a word in this video lol
@abhishekanand896 2 жыл бұрын
3:44 - Creed again steals it. 😂
@PaulThompsonGB 2 жыл бұрын
I wish you could know you’re in the good old days before you left them. True stuff right there.
@templar8787 Жыл бұрын
By saying someone should write a song about that, and not immediately trying to write it himself, shows how far he came.
@DavidPeters1 2 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire
@Aleksandrfyodor Жыл бұрын
Andy's character development by the end is lit
@bassbeardiful Жыл бұрын
"here comes treble" is the line that got me to give the office a chance. I'm glad i did.
@raca722 2 жыл бұрын
That last line gets me every time!
@thesuperioraffection4502 2 жыл бұрын
"Ever heard of it?"
@SikConVicTioN 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to an ivy league school just to become a salesman that won't stop talking about an ivy league school 😂🙄
@twizyh 8 ай бұрын
Wait he went to Cornell?
@smirkinggoku5435 2 жыл бұрын
“That is all sir. You may go.” 😂😂😂
@Boybala 2 жыл бұрын
THEY DID IT, FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
@devkabra992 2 жыл бұрын
There couldn't have been a better way to end this video!
@Cinclodes 6 ай бұрын
“The capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York, where I went to Cornell.”
@rohangangan8327 2 жыл бұрын
Mans just threw away the coffee after Dwight bumped Cups with him 🤣🤣😂
@champagnexoxo1198 2 жыл бұрын
I love Andy lmao
@TheGoonsies Ай бұрын
Dwight pulling out his inner Jim with the Cornell swag
@guitaripod 2 жыл бұрын
Early Andy is a masterpiece
@nintenjamusic 2 жыл бұрын
I went to Cornell... Ever heard of it?
@memergamer312 2 жыл бұрын
*I wish there was a way to know you are in the good old days before you've actually left them.*
@jakob9292 2 жыл бұрын
Yk, probably from all of your guys clips, and other office ones I could put together most office episodes
@mileylundstrom7378 2 жыл бұрын
its nice to see dwight pranking someone for once, lol
@GoodNews-px2im Жыл бұрын
“Hi, I’m Andy Bernard and I went to J. F. Drake State Community and Technical College,” just doesn’t quite have the same ring.
@samuelhuesmann 2 жыл бұрын
My left ear is enjoying this
@nicholasstanforth7367 2 жыл бұрын
Every time Andy says Cornell Take a shot
@terranrepublic7023 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know that Cornell is actually closer to Scranton than to Stamford? From Ithaca, NY (where Cornell is located) to Scranton, PA is like 80 miles, while Ithaca, NY to Stamford, CT is like 180 miles away. Considering Stamford was the first branch of the paper company Andy worked at, I wonder why after graduating he didn't seek a job in Scranton which is much closer to his school but went all the way to Connecticut, and eventually had to move back closer to Scranton anyway.
@finaoo1167 2 жыл бұрын
Spot-on impression of Keith Olbermann.
@lakshmi4224 2 жыл бұрын
‘I thought this would be longer’ …. That’s what she said.
@OvSpP 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@makaveli2935 2 жыл бұрын
Essa notificação melhorou meu dia! 😄
@itswisyah 2 жыл бұрын
andy was such a sweetheart to angela tbh..
@coachrd22 2 жыл бұрын
*insert quote from the video you just watched*
@mariejo3026 Жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 жыл бұрын
The capital of Maine is Augusta. And Albany is the closest state capital to Ithaca, Montpelier is over 300 miles away so definitely not near I'm smarter than a mortal? A surprise to absolutely no one
@edbed5647 2 жыл бұрын
Right? I never understood if this was some kind of inside joke, or if he is playing dumb or something.
@jopalm3649 2 жыл бұрын
He said "the Capital of Maine is Montpellier, Vermont" - so he falsified his own guess in one sentence which is obviously the joke. It should illustrate how ridiculious this whole conversation is, that Dwight does Interviews for his new number two.
@spacedog12345 2 жыл бұрын
[looks at the video runtime] *Oh good lord!*
@janilopez9098 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I already remembered his monologue, that's why the description haha
@HughDoesStuff Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to say this, but Andy’s character was NOT ruined. He developed, grew, made mistakes and learnt from them. That’s what being human is.
@sufthegoat 2 жыл бұрын
Last Minute was beauty
@bigstanky2037 2 жыл бұрын
sooo, andy went to cornell, an ivy league school, for 4 years, and all he got out of it is a sales job at a failing paper company
@bigstanky2037 2 жыл бұрын
@关羽 no wonder his parents so disappointed in him
@asadrafi3577 2 жыл бұрын
It has “I use Arch btw” type of energy.
@CCRisActuallyOk 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that it’s 8 minutes proves that enough
@allisonnewman8173 2 жыл бұрын
My dad is an alumna from Cornell. His name is Andy.
@CHRISPYakaKON 2 жыл бұрын
I’m curious what actual students at Cornell think of this lol
@marza934 2 жыл бұрын
there has to be at least 83 clips in this video alone
@Redjanuary17 4 ай бұрын
Now im going to cornell too
@danielk2055 2 жыл бұрын
"Capital of Maine is Montpelier, Vermont, which is near Ithaca, New York where I went to Cornell"
@JKAlejandro 2 жыл бұрын
andy going to cornell is like sang-woo going to seoul national university
@Mac-dt3iz 2 жыл бұрын
sang-woo never brings it up tho
@Andrea-zo4qy 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mac-dt3iz Gi Hun does it for him lol
@punnaroothsrimongkolsilp1543 2 жыл бұрын
I love this show 🙏😍🙏
@bekss3 2 жыл бұрын
I hate that they separated Andy and Erin at the end. And all just because of Hangover 3
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