Every Time Carmen Sandiego Almost Died

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2 жыл бұрын

Making this video made me realise that Carmen almost kills people just as much as she almost gets killed BY people and it's kind of concerning. This took me 3 weeks to make due to work and losing motivation half way through and I kinda rushed the ending so if I've missed anything that's probably why.
There were some parts where I wasn't sure if they counted or not so I haven't put them in, and there are some moments that were similar but not all of them got put in. For example when Carmen gets tazed I only counted it if it was from a crackle rod because those can kill you, or if she lost consciousness due to it, I hope that explains things.
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@ItzDarkTrax 2 жыл бұрын

I know everyone talks about how Chase is immortal but how come no one talks about Carmen? She almost died 71 FREAKING TIMES!

@ItzDarkTrax 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chazzy18 Honestly, because this is a kids show and they don't want the kiddos to lose hope in Carmen by getting injured so frequently. Realistically she's toast.

@The1Smiley 2 жыл бұрын

@@ItzDarkTrax so true lmao

@BunnyNuit Жыл бұрын

But she does have SOME injuries, like AT LEAST 1 per season her butt gets a good whooping 😂

@ItzDarkTrax Жыл бұрын

@@BunnyNuit Lmao. At least they didn't make her too godly by showing she has weaknesses. Like the time Coach brunt almost cricked her spine. She ended up having a shoulder injury I think.

@teddyschannel83 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzDarkTrax The Full Show. JUST Checking

@jeanne_du_lys Жыл бұрын

This girl has got to have permanent nerve damage from all the times she’s been tazed, shocked, etc.

@kali9399 Жыл бұрын

someone should make this into an angsty fanfic.... and just out of **curiosity**, reply me the link :)

@greenentity6846 Жыл бұрын

she should really go for more insulation on her outfit

@kittycatdays8719 Жыл бұрын

@@kali9399 same here hmu if you find anything

@DrGE-sj5dy 10 ай бұрын

😊

@zur1_the_manokit 5 ай бұрын

Let's all hope she has life insurance

@same5457 Жыл бұрын

Bro the part where Grunt “hugged” her was actually terrifying, because of the sounds of the bones and Carmen’s VA actually making it sound real.

@Sosei-kiKazuki Жыл бұрын

The lady's name is ACTUALLY Brunt not grunt

@Glossy222 10 ай бұрын

Fr it was TERRIFYING

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 6 ай бұрын

i love how ppl are like "iT's JuSt A kId'S sHoW" and meanwhile you have exhibit a thru z of carmen's ongoing trauma:

@kbarts316 Жыл бұрын

The whole scene where Brunt literally tries to CRUSH Carmen to death is wild. Especially when you realize that this was a show initially targeted to children. The first time I watched that episode, I was shook. Did not expect that at all. She's got Master Chief levels of good fortune by her side. No wonder her primary color is red. It's a lucky color after all lol

@floppersblooder Жыл бұрын

EAT THALASIN!!! C'MON!! EAT THALASIN NOW!!!!!!

@theeclipsingzodiac6567 11 ай бұрын

Nothing more loving than almost getting crushed by ur mother figure 😂

@ht82smash42 5 ай бұрын

Carmen's gasping for air is great acting too. Phenomenal work on that scene

@klemontyme Жыл бұрын

Ok but like, the fact that Couch Brunt had that much of a grudge to try and CRUSH Carmen to death by a HUG really freaks me out

@samzeby3983 Жыл бұрын

It's really masculine to support that type of pain ,like just imagine being crushed like that😬😬😱

@Electrical010 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody has actually directly DIED in this show and thats surpising. Also Carmen is legit immortal. Edit: I GET HER DAD DIED AND MISSED THAT I MEAN LIKE A MAIN LINE CHARACTER.

@mrhand3350 2 жыл бұрын

She mai sakurajima on Japanese dub

@Ausholliday15 2 жыл бұрын

Except her dad

@The1Smiley Жыл бұрын

literally all main characters never die lol

@idkwut2callmyself561 Жыл бұрын

I feel like they should have let Crackle die

@-leavea- Жыл бұрын

@@idkwut2callmyself561 i was honestly expecting him to since there had been barely any deaths before….i’m so surprised more people weren’t killed off

@jeangomez7733 2 жыл бұрын

Carmen and chase are the two most luckiest people

@Blissfulpeach1.0 Жыл бұрын

Title: “Everytime Carmen Sandiego almost died.” The whole show is literally her almost dying.

@Blissfulpeach1.0 Жыл бұрын

Honestly I don’t know how this women is still alive.

@robynwest3625 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love how the majority of these are just paper star being completely insane. Like other vile operatives often try to knock her out, or just distract her and run, but paper star openly pursues Carmen and tried to STAB HER IN THEIR FIRST FIGHT AND THEN THROW HER OFF A MOVING TRAIN THE DAY AFTER

@-..-Phantom-star-...- 16 күн бұрын

Jinx and paper star would be good friends now that I think about it Nah, they'd just try to destroy eachother

@The1Smiley 2 жыл бұрын

ok I never realized in years of watching Carmen that she actually almost died 71 times. she sure is lucky smh

@Almond_J0i Жыл бұрын

Nah she just got titanium plot armor

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 6 ай бұрын

nah she's got the power of god and the gays on her side

@zyrevelvrein2388 2 ай бұрын

@@kinda_cold_in_the_closet double references

@eleanorronodin9103 Жыл бұрын

This makes me think of all the stress player has to go through

@duaisoverhere 10 ай бұрын

FR 😭 Let's give him some credit too yk

@kokichiouma436 2 жыл бұрын

How has she survived that much and how has her hat never fallen off or gotten torn in the scenes shown? More for the case that she is in fact a godess I guess-

@ANPaige 2 жыл бұрын

She did get part of the hat torn off by Paper Star but honestly either she’s got some kind of hat pin or she’s just that good lol

@kokichiouma436 2 жыл бұрын

@@ANPaige Whatever higher being is there definitely showed her favoritism-

@willowarkan2263 Жыл бұрын

@@kokichiouma436 the god of hats smiles upon her, it's a nice hat after all.

@samzeby3983 Жыл бұрын

Maybe there's some pin attaching her hat to her hair 😊

@kokichiouma436 Жыл бұрын

@@samzeby3983 perhaps you are correct, or she is just some kind of God. I'll take either as the correct answer

@johnmckinley2386 Жыл бұрын

Don't take a shot every time someone throws a sharp object at carmen, otherwise you'll wind up closer to death than she constantly is

@OPcakeYT Жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: Always jump and duck as low as you can if you are nearly dead

@hamasakir1n 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, we can officially call Carmen “Pro Survivor”

@randomthingz4446 2 ай бұрын

Chazzy - "Idk who's more persistent, paper star or this robot" Devineaux - "Hold my car keys...."

@nmtltlz Жыл бұрын

Its so funny she mustve given Player a heart attack at least once

@duaisoverhere 10 ай бұрын

F to pay respects to Player

@duaisoverhere 10 ай бұрын

@KelseyBurns3 7 ай бұрын

@Harper-zy4vt 3 ай бұрын

@familyquarshie3058 26 күн бұрын

@Santas.Elf. Ай бұрын

Can we talk about how the janitors are honestly better at catching Carmen then most of the agents

@rockincradilyyyy8489 12 күн бұрын

I mean presumably the cleaners are also agents

@FriendlyRaven8574 2 жыл бұрын

2:07 The thing Is, she is made to be a warrior, probably in her entire life had a great diet, enough movement and attack pratice for her body to be strong enough, thats why i think she didnt broke a bone that easily. Anyway that hug was traumatising, and one of the worst almost dead escene, seriously, how did she not collapsed or something?????? She is super lucky! (Sorry for the bad english)

@mysolareyesgrowpolarized Жыл бұрын

your english is good!! the only mistake i noticed was when you said 'broke a bone' - it'd actually be 'break a bone' :)

@FriendlyRaven8574 Жыл бұрын

@@mysolareyesgrowpolarized thanks you for telling me :D

@Harper-zy4vt 3 ай бұрын

The writers before: let's make the is kid friendly! 😃 The writers after: we just made this all abt carmen almost dying😃🤠

@ericross4445 Жыл бұрын

Just by the title, I’m sensing it’s gonna be like 70% paper star and brunt Also can we talk about how amazing it is that shadowsan is the only character to ever break a bone??? Like how

@brownsugarlessicebubbletea 11 ай бұрын

Ikr!

@nonnativenarnian 28 күн бұрын

ya know ... that is an excellent point. how is THE FREAKING SAMOURI DUDE the only one shone with recovery time from an obviously severe injury?

@noratheelk3729 2 жыл бұрын

HELP The Mario music is literally perfect

@P.hroggo Жыл бұрын

Conclusion : Carmen and Paper Star in the same room never ends well

@MikhailSamunin 10 ай бұрын

At this point Carmen should watch out for the wolf from _Puss in Boots: The Last Wish_ to come after her - he must be really pissed off.

@nonnativenarnian 28 күн бұрын

no because she's using her life responsibly?

@MikhailSamunin 27 күн бұрын

@@nonnativenarnian In regards to her own safety debatable, not to Sandiego's discredit.

@atuxedocat261 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, this is definitely a kids show. Carmen almost dying 71 times: Totally a kids show...heh...

@alexiserlexcc 19 күн бұрын

Many kids shows have brutal death scenes

@CrystallineButterfly Жыл бұрын

4:06 legit tho I love that scene, the blurriness and the echo effect on Player's voice makes it really surreal and cool to watch (less cool for Carmen, though) (actually technically more cool...)

@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 6 ай бұрын

i see the puns have made you... cooler

@stblitzcrick 2 жыл бұрын

when ur plot armour is 10,000 stronger than life

@user-hd7gd1le6d 2 жыл бұрын

1. Carmen is either immortal or extremely lucky. 2. 3:28 Nothing to do with Carmen but I really wonder what the Greek government thought when they learned about those mysteriously fallen pylons.

@noratheelk3729 2 жыл бұрын

4:39 cut to Duane saying that they should have shown that Carmen forgave Julia 🥺

@micah8012 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen that Clíp by itsef but do you know where it’s from?

@theironraven5502 Жыл бұрын

I feel like we're stretching the definition of a near death experience. The human body can be really fucking durable when it wants to be.

@oreo1029 2 жыл бұрын

Carmen has the luck of a god. Like not all this could be skill

@noratheelk3729 2 жыл бұрын

4:01 haha Graham’s sliding on his face 4:05 noo 😭

@Tori_T_Artist 2 жыл бұрын

4:06 *dramatic music* *falls off and out of view* *dead silence* *happy ding*

@lunalgaleo1991 3 ай бұрын

1:05 Fun fact for those who don't know, the song's name is Carmen. Classy, writers. Very classy.

@Jippikaijei Жыл бұрын

Carmen is always just like: I almost died? OHH That’s just my normal job why are you even counting?-

@otaviocruz272 Жыл бұрын

We need a video where it’s only the times anyone says “BaIt AnD sWiTcH!”

@thatonechild9482 Жыл бұрын

Chase and Carmen are literally immortal

@nelsonhernandezsanchez3237 Жыл бұрын

5:36 almost died by chocolate sounds like a "sweet" death to me. 🤣

@jackie_shitposts6429 2 жыл бұрын

FUCKK YEAAAAH LETS GO 0:15 imagine if gray had just sidestepped her and she falls without him JDHAKBX?? “watch ur step luv” damn just when i thought chazzy couldnt get more british THE SPED UP FIGHT SCENES SHOULDNT BE AS FUNNY AS THEY ARE… 3:11 wow you just want your viewers to die of alcohol poisoning dont u “hehe tiny carmen” *press x for same* DAMN BRO WE REALLY BOTH AGREE THAT CARMEN IS MARIO… ahem,,, carmen ded DEVINUSSY…you did not just do that YOU DID NOT… 6:44 gotta love it when u almost die by homosexuality devineaux was finally good for something. get rekt banana boy THAT ENDING. PERFECT AMAZING VIDEO AS ALWAYS CHAZZY!!

@I_wasim11 Жыл бұрын

Oh hey Jackie, Oh hey Chazzy.... I'm so confused

@skyhideaway 2 жыл бұрын

If you don't mind, could you please do a compilation of Paper Star? She's such an underrated character, she has the best character design AND theme music!

@laurafallasgarro6371 Жыл бұрын

I love(actually hate as a person, but character, awesome) like she sooooooooo creepy and underrated

@Amandaacake Жыл бұрын

“three little birds… ONE GREAT BIG STONE!“ really got me lol

@sS0O0L 2 жыл бұрын

i like when main characters almost die and all the other characters have no fucking clue what happened, it's not for the sake of hoping they actually died, is just for liking the drama... 4:10 that's why i love this scene

@logicaloverdrive8197 Жыл бұрын

3:03 Deadass, she was just showing off for the hell of it, she could have backed up, that shit was not curving.

@carmensfootstool7377 2 жыл бұрын

She is just THAT much of a girlboss ig 😊😊😊😊😊

@YourMom-ks8fz 2 жыл бұрын

Carmen is a freaking legend bro

@bhilscher Ай бұрын

At 1:37 I think an extra point should be added because she was almost you know... stabbed.

@ht82smash42 Жыл бұрын

3:22 The Mario music 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sadbein250 Жыл бұрын

She rakin up near death experiences like Pokémon cards

@goldenpony822 Жыл бұрын

never seen this show but the art and colors are gorgeous

@little_sophie5553 Жыл бұрын

OKAY BUT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES CARMEN ACTUALLY GETS ELECTROCUTED IN THE SHOW. HELP. IM SURPRISED SHE'S GO NO NERVE PROBLEMS

@olafpawlowski5860 Жыл бұрын

I watched it like 10 times every season

@wavydezy Жыл бұрын

I’m so overprotective of her but clearly girlie can take care of herself

@IsabelaisCRINGE 10 ай бұрын

Carmen really wants to be the Carmen Afton here, she is always coming back from slipping from death

@marianarivas3770 9 ай бұрын

Eu entendi a referência

@pikameer8325 2 жыл бұрын

This came up in my reccommended and my immediate thought was "WHY IS IT 7 MINUTES???"

@peckneckanimations 2 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. New sub.

@-..-Phantom-star-...- 16 күн бұрын

3:38 and folks, this is why this is basically the only time Carmen drives in the show Because she can't

@GoldenDartRat Жыл бұрын

If you took a shot everytime someone threw sharp objects at Carmen you would be dead by the second round of throwing stars from Paper Star

@toastedfish9021 Жыл бұрын

Mario sounds as the lights fall 😭

@cartoonenthusiast7260 2 жыл бұрын

its a good thing for her nobody in this show actually uses guns except for LIKE CHIEF APPARENTLY THANKS MA'AM

@CB-fq2ye Жыл бұрын

6:28 "idk who's more persistent, paper star or this fucking robot." (Some quality points here)

@enfpluvspizza Жыл бұрын

This girl is a pro survivor that's for sure 👍 And I kinda chuckled by the thought that most of the time she nearly died was because of being electrocuted 😅

@iyogrushelleanne2619 Жыл бұрын

it is called plot armor

@haileyhardin1997 2 ай бұрын

This is my second time of watching Carmen Sandigo and I never noticed of how many times Carmen Sandigo almost died.

@Minecrayey Жыл бұрын

0:38 normal sentence in a show made for kids

@JeMoeder123 Жыл бұрын

I swear, when I was younger and watched this, I was SCARED of Paper Star.

@bulletsunderpressure Жыл бұрын

carmens dodge/plot armor is legendary.

@crxspy_coconut Жыл бұрын

you should make a video of every pun in carmen sandiego because there is A LOT

@samzeby3983 Жыл бұрын

Any ways my favourite character in this serie is PLAYER😎😎 And i am a huge fan of the high technology in this serie😍😍🤩🤩

@linamichailoff3917 Жыл бұрын

BUT SERIOSLY ARE WE EVER GONNA SEE CARMENS MOTERS FACE LIKE THEY ARE TAKING FOREVER

@ThatLatinaDemigod 12 күн бұрын

the fact that carmen has almost died 71 times and still fights and almost dies again and again is actually crazy

@Funnehisslay 9 ай бұрын

Poor Carmen 2:25

@IloveConfections 11 ай бұрын

Man after watching this video, I really want to watch Carmen SanDiego

@KYRO_7J 6 ай бұрын

Its on Netflix

@haileyhardin1997 2 ай бұрын

Carmen Sandigo probably is one of my favorite series of all time on Netflix,this is my second time of watching Carmen Sandigo on Netflix and now I am on season 2.

@NoirLune8 9 ай бұрын

the mario part was hilarious

@girlkisser200 Жыл бұрын

I like how Paperstar is responsible for most of these.

@mosaicpaint3223 Жыл бұрын

Love her. We need a season 5

@haileyhardin1997 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad carmon sandigo have to end after season 4

@haileyhardin1997 Жыл бұрын

@Chaelisa.057 me too,I like that the guy,who’s I forgot his name failed carmon because he didn’t want her to join vila

@MrMunendradixit 29 күн бұрын

This video made my day especially considering I’m a really big fan just not to type Carmen and paper girl were fighting with 😂

@dragonowl77 9 ай бұрын

thats not a tazer thats a carmen-go-die stick

@Alex_the_pig 29 күн бұрын

The fact that this video is 7 minutes is Scary

@OG_ISAB3LLA Жыл бұрын

When I was young I loved the series

@brianajae5676 2 жыл бұрын

not the devinussy😭😭😭

@DavidJoh 11 ай бұрын

The altitude sickness doesn't count even though it was unusually severe.

@c.loveee7316 2 жыл бұрын

omgg yayyy new videooo i rlly love your channel🤩🤩🤩🤩

@GAMEBEATER6000 Жыл бұрын

I swear her guardian Angel must be St. Micheal…other than that or she’s absolutely immortal… *or both*

@Themasterofallhorror 21 күн бұрын

There could be a soul eating monster in this show, and the cleaners would still be the scariest characters. “She belongs to VILE now.” Is one of the most bone chilling lines I’ve ever heard.

@TristaneditYIPPER-pr4ng 3 ай бұрын

SHE IMMORAL SHE DAMN IMMORTAL

@ChadGamer2.0 Жыл бұрын

I watched the whole series it was good back then

@bananpas 15 күн бұрын

At 1:10 that episode mad me love that song, i still do

@RadXader 15 күн бұрын

I like how Speedwagon made a cameo too

@user-hy4tl7yg8m 16 күн бұрын

I love how I thought Carmen said "IVY! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU ALIVE!" Carmens gay ahh is immortal--

@fayelarkham6920 Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry but the captions just kill me every time “Watch your step luv” “Girlie’s determined I’ll give her that” “You also could’ve just been brutally impaled but oh well” Don’t even get me started on Paper Star. She is scary, her humming reminds of the doll-maker series😥

@KloeSun-xi4hd 28 күн бұрын

the cleaners 💀💀

@TheApatheticAsshat Жыл бұрын

I didn't know there was a Necron in this show

@snowfrost7371 6 ай бұрын

I have no idea why, but I almost fanatically fell in love with the paper psychopaths from this universe.

@Urmom-oy6qc Жыл бұрын

Carmen’s just built different

@thejurassicking3817 6 күн бұрын

I like how everyone goes melee against Carmine yet if someone brought so much as a pistol she would be toast.

@pedropimenta896 Жыл бұрын

Devil wears Prada, Carmen wears plot armor!

@ChloekabanOfficial Ай бұрын

So that's why the close call meter is broken...

@thatgamerthing9812 23 күн бұрын

You know Carmen's seen some stuff when there's over 7 minutes of clips where she almost died. Note: Yes I've seen the show, it's one of my favorites for many reasons. I just never took into consideration just how many times she's avoided death sandwiches.