Every Way That Batman Has Defeated Superman

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@pietier123
@pietier123 2 жыл бұрын
Superman:*Acts slightly different* Batman: Looks like I have no choice but to kill him.
@slaw2468
@slaw2468 2 жыл бұрын
Batman doesn’t kill,more like imprision.
@Chimerathedragon
@Chimerathedragon 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaw2468 oh he kills just not often
@monkeyl-
@monkeyl- 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaw2468 batmans kills but only when absolutely necessary
@slaw2468
@slaw2468 2 жыл бұрын
@@monkeyl- yes but he doesn’t kill is his code.
@BeatdownGG
@BeatdownGG 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaw2468 thats just one idea of Batman in his infinite iterations. Even OG batman is down to kill if he has not other choice. He is more likely to kill superman than anyone else if Supes goes off the deep end, because he knows if he doesn't life for the planet is over.
@OnTheSwitch
@OnTheSwitch 2 жыл бұрын
The kryptonite gum is definitely my favourite just because of how funny it is
@johnnycage112
@johnnycage112 2 жыл бұрын
Most comic book like too lol
@j4englund
@j4englund 2 жыл бұрын
Eh I like when lois almost died
@Earth-uu3nf
@Earth-uu3nf 2 жыл бұрын
Kryptonite Gun Kryptonite Sword Kryptonite Spear Kryptonite Ring Kryptonite Gauntlet
@comebackguy8892
@comebackguy8892 2 жыл бұрын
BvS for me... Director's cut
@davidteres9463
@davidteres9463 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZ2hp5qVsuDPe3k.html batman beyond
@fetusdeletus9266
@fetusdeletus9266 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Batman’s plans for dealing with Clark range from literally blotting out or weaponizing the sun to just shooting him with a big iron.
@alphanoodle1877
@alphanoodle1877 2 жыл бұрын
or just turning on some lights
@ImprisionArchieves
@ImprisionArchieves 2 жыл бұрын
Or spitting some glowey rock polymer in his eye.
@Frank_144
@Frank_144 2 жыл бұрын
big iron on his hip
@Aspenstorpemusic
@Aspenstorpemusic Жыл бұрын
he's the Arizona Ranger
@Nowe971
@Nowe971 Жыл бұрын
BIIIG IIRON, BIIIIIG IIIRON
@astropunch7708
@astropunch7708 2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot whenever Superman gets mind controlled.
@jbktpl1245
@jbktpl1245 2 жыл бұрын
The irony is that Superman should have strong defense against mind control.
@TheManiac-nw8ru
@TheManiac-nw8ru 2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot whenever kryptonite is mentioned, u would be dead half way
@DorkyDogBoy
@DorkyDogBoy 2 жыл бұрын
im dead ☠️
@Bigboibutter
@Bigboibutter 2 жыл бұрын
Id be drunk enough to kill superman
@youssefbasem9266
@youssefbasem9266 2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime kryptonite is used to defeat superman
@TheReaperofHades
@TheReaperofHades 2 жыл бұрын
Batman has even admitted in Batman: Hush that the reason he survives against Superman is because Superman never goes all out because they're friends. His humanity is often his greatest weakness in a fight. "If Clark wanted to, he could use his superspeed and punch me into the ground. Deep down, he's a better man than me." (Summary of the quotes)
@thawne4235
@thawne4235 2 жыл бұрын
Deep down he is a good person, And deep down, I am not...
@amradel9451
@amradel9451 2 жыл бұрын
What's your point the true point of the quote is that superman is better than batman because he got over his parents death and became a symbol for hope and peace but batman couldn't get over it and became batman a symbol of fear
@purpleheartneptune6267
@purpleheartneptune6267 2 жыл бұрын
That’s…..just batman hate dude
@TheReaperofHades
@TheReaperofHades 2 жыл бұрын
@@purpleheartneptune6267 how is it Batman hate? Just stating the obvious that if Superman really wanted it, Batman wouldn't be a threat to him. He's even defeated Batman armed with Kryptonite in Lex Luthor: Man of Steel by catching him by surprise from a distance. In the Dark Knight Returns, Superman is actively holding back because he wants to apprehend Batman and bring him in. Batman relies on Superman holding back in all their fights, as if he didn't, many of their fights would end quickly.
@purpleheartneptune6267
@purpleheartneptune6267 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheReaperofHades injustice
@lolzersdespic577
@lolzersdespic577 2 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny to think one of the most powerful beings is also one of the most tricked, defeated, and mind controlled in the series
@andrewjalice8649
@andrewjalice8649 2 жыл бұрын
yeah because it’s fun to see if people didn’t buy those issues they wouldn’t do it anymore but people buy them to read them and they become pretty popular so they keep making it happen
@joehair3446
@joehair3446 2 жыл бұрын
Because Evil Superman sells very well. for some reason people think Superman is a 1 dimensional character so the only way to make him "good" is to turn him evil.
@jpotent101
@jpotent101 2 жыл бұрын
Because it wouldn't sell. So, you gotta have a storyline.
@RussianBear42069
@RussianBear42069 2 жыл бұрын
Which is also weird because if I remember correctly Superman’s brain processes things like 1,200x the speed a normal human does
@imarock.7662
@imarock.7662 2 жыл бұрын
@@joehair3446 Bruh, hes a corny af sentient bomb pop with a green rock allergy. Hes inherently 1-dimensional. Lmao
@Br-kc2jy
@Br-kc2jy 2 жыл бұрын
I love how we transitioned from "He turns into a Doomsday, after almost dying" to "He just spat in his face"
@mrducky6322
@mrducky6322 2 жыл бұрын
Batman 100% believing he is an innocent man is the most Batman thing I’ve ever heard
@cryingalone7572
@cryingalone7572 Жыл бұрын
You would know if it's a 100% making belief unnecessary
@TheKisj
@TheKisj 2 жыл бұрын
This is why i love Batman,he's a human without superpowers, makes hundreds of gadgets to get an edge, and never ever gives up, and goes up against superman every time to save the world.
@thedarkjw6219
@thedarkjw6219 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah!!!!!
@britishwatermelon680
@britishwatermelon680 2 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE HES BATMAN
@mikitadou
@mikitadou 2 жыл бұрын
He has the thickest plot fortress in DC, he can go and win against DC universe god himself with so much protection.
@eldenlean5221
@eldenlean5221 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikitadou to be fair superman is also a walking plot convenience with no consistency at all. One issue he gets beaten by the random villain of the week hes fighting, the nextt hes singlehandedly taking on darkseid. One issue a red sun makes him completely powerless, the next its a minor inconvenience. Kryptonite cann kill him...exwpt when it can't. You get the point.
@wildhunt6350
@wildhunt6350 2 жыл бұрын
He is plot armor man without any money he is NOTHING less then nothing.
@EVERYWHERE_MAN
@EVERYWHERE_MAN 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t blame Batman for having a contingency plan
@thefanwithoutaface8105
@thefanwithoutaface8105 2 жыл бұрын
I mean after characters like Homelander, Brightburn, Ultrman and Hyperion, all characters inspired by and based on Superman who are all superpowered villains, not to mention all the Evil Versions of Superman, yeah the contingencies are WAY beyond justified.
@thebatman.
@thebatman. 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@newhybrid101
@newhybrid101 2 жыл бұрын
Can definitely blame him,he obviously spent more time preparing to stop his friends than making sure his villains are locked away permanently. Darkseid,Zod,Superman etc have been imprisoned at times but you tell me he hasn't found a way to keep Joker locked get the fuck out of here
@TheBlaze22b
@TheBlaze22b 2 жыл бұрын
@@newhybrid101 Gotham's criminal justice system is BS. Its crazy a cop hasnt shot him dead
@mangonite7426
@mangonite7426 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlaze22b yeah they can't take evidence from vigilantes but come on, this dude has killed hundreds of people surly pleading insanity would be invalid by this point.
@dustinthediamondpoirier5028
@dustinthediamondpoirier5028 2 жыл бұрын
Superman: Acts a tiny bit strange Batman: Well looks like I'm gonna have to kill an alien
@TerryTheTricky
@TerryTheTricky 2 жыл бұрын
“He was sus so I killed him”
@AK-tf3fc
@AK-tf3fc 2 жыл бұрын
Superman lucky he's white otherwise he would hate america
@driveasandwich6734
@driveasandwich6734 2 жыл бұрын
@@AK-tf3fc Dude was still raised in Smallville, the american utopia. A non-white Kal-El might change his mind on a few things after moving to Metropolis, but he usually just decides that he can make America better.
@anotherrandomguy8871
@anotherrandomguy8871 2 жыл бұрын
Superman: *sneezes* Wonder-women: Bless you Clark Flash: whoa, I didn’t know you can sneeze Superman: I can’t. Something is wrong. Batman: Alfred, the plan is working. Get more of the orderless transparent kryptonite flu gas.
@savsaga4991
@savsaga4991 2 жыл бұрын
Not slightly strange dude....He stopped caring about people while saving them...Thats the first step of becoming a Villian/Careless Maniac
@Unblasphemy
@Unblasphemy 2 жыл бұрын
Clark: *argues with lois* Bruce: *"ALFRED."*
@bigdexmedia5233
@bigdexmedia5233 2 жыл бұрын
Doomsday is Superman’s top 2 enemies that he fears. Batman is Superman’s greatest friends and allies. With them two combined, Superman should definitely fear and respect Batman. Besides, he brought a bank to save Clark’s family farm.
@dvm007
@dvm007 2 жыл бұрын
Bought *
@OriginalXVeris
@OriginalXVeris 2 жыл бұрын
@@dvm007 Let's be honest, though. If needed, Bruce absolutely has the means and money to just plop a bank on a truck and drive it out there.
@dvm007
@dvm007 2 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalXVeris that’s a different story lol
@angelvital6466
@angelvital6466 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't like the series because it was all batman, dont get me wrong it looks cool but man it's just batman. Imagine flash x captain cold where the flash traveled to the zero point or the beginning of everything and his speed is so fast that it freezes everything near him. Having this cool ice powers to use with a wave at his hand. Or Martian Manhunter x Despero where Martian Manhunter tried to destroy the flame of py'tar from Despero but with his shapeshifting abilities, manhunter absorbed the dangerous flame. Giving Manhunter the abilities to shape reality and conjure demons from within the mind but forever burning in flames. So much that can be so cool my dude. Its just batman, be cooler to see it as a JLA x Injustice League type of thing.
@ZenKrio
@ZenKrio 2 жыл бұрын
@@OriginalXVeris Let's be honest though, Superman could EASILY do better than that IF he wanted to. Superman is able to process more than Brainiac and is smarter than Bruce, with access to more tech, he CHOOSES to just be a reporter to not be suspected as Superman.
@-Azure.EXE-
@-Azure.EXE- 2 жыл бұрын
The explosive vest is easily the best one here. Character, intelligence and competence shown extraordinarily efficiently.
@GamerFish234
@GamerFish234 2 жыл бұрын
I understand the whole “tie” thing when it comes to Batman V Superman by Snyder, but I definitely count that as a Batman win. No doubts about it.
@8911145533
@8911145533 2 жыл бұрын
For plot reasons. And a unbelieavble stupid plot at that. Hearing his mothers name somehow brings Bats out of his " i have to kill this dude" state
@igorPatritrov
@igorPatritrov 2 жыл бұрын
@@8911145533well, bc he realises that supes isnt evil, and actually cares about someone. That they have the same name is just a coincidence
@goldenhorde6944
@goldenhorde6944 Жыл бұрын
@@8911145533 The entire movie is about batman slowly and consciously dehumanizing both himself and superman, right before he tries to kill him he out loud says " you were never a god, you were never even a man". How the fuck is a character experiencing character development in response to being reminded of a core memory he had otherwise suppressed stupid, it's literally basic fucking storytelling.
@mediamanjamessmith251
@mediamanjamessmith251 Жыл бұрын
The grenades in BvS are also lined with lead, so Superman could not see the contents of the grenades. A theory also discusses that Batman may have put Scarecrow’s fear gas in them too because of Batman mentioning “That’s fear.”
@Googaliemoogalie
@Googaliemoogalie Жыл бұрын
They would have said that though, because that's too interesting of a detail. BVS was probably just trying to be cool and the fans made it more than it is
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Жыл бұрын
@@Googaliemoogalie It's literally in the movie. Stop being biased.
@deeznuts9886
@deeznuts9886 Жыл бұрын
​@@Googaliemoogalie gotta agree with the OP on this one. Even if I didn't think of it before the "that's fear." Line being a reference to scarecrow's fear toxin makes a lot more sense than batman just trying to intimidate super man. I mean, trying to intimidate someone who can probably decapitate someone with the flick of his finger wouldn't be the best idea. It'd make sense and it'd feel like a bit of fanservice for the fans who catch the comment
@mrheroprimes
@mrheroprimes 2 жыл бұрын
there's a very easy way to Injustice Superman get his powers back, Platinum Kryptonite which is gold Kryptonite polar opposite if a depowered Kryptonian or a human comes in contact with it gives them Kryptonian powers.
@linkholder
@linkholder 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the bullshit rock
@Athaeme
@Athaeme 2 жыл бұрын
@@linkholder ah yes, gold kryptonite isn't bullshit at all
@stevent3676
@stevent3676 2 жыл бұрын
@@Athaeme I mean it's literally just the kryptonite equivalent of a red sun, and can only be created through a very small amount of means, one being via Firestorm's manipulation of radiation.
@Athaeme
@Athaeme 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevent3676 I don't have a problem with it, I was pointing out a double standard @link holder seemed to have having a problem with one and not the other is retarded
@stevent3676
@stevent3676 2 жыл бұрын
@@Athaeme well to be fair, most kryptonite is just that: Kryptonite. It's designed to cause harm or to be a hindrance of some kind to beings where there otherwise isn't one. But from the sounds of it, Platinum Kryptonite is the exact opposite of what most pieces of kryptonite are meant to do.
@madambutterfly1997
@madambutterfly1997 2 жыл бұрын
You're telling me injustice's evil Wonder Woman is still a lap dog to The Olympian gods?
@stonemims159
@stonemims159 2 жыл бұрын
Zeus had her mother hostage
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 2 жыл бұрын
Injustice Wonder Woman was just waiting for Lois Lane to croak. That mortal woman who would have died in 60+ years regardless, took the most wonderful man she had ever known, away from an immortal demigoddess. So of course she egged on Superman's more ruthless tendencies.
@agenti4734
@agenti4734 2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 so basically Amazon wants that Kryptonian dong so she threw a tank of oil into an already burning fire
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 2 жыл бұрын
@@agenti4734 Yes
@archivist_13
@archivist_13 2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 well there's a bruh moment
@himynameiskobey.7994
@himynameiskobey.7994 2 жыл бұрын
The arrow is definitely my favorite because of how hard it is to make it. Batman needing a insane amount of wealth and time just for one kryptonite arrow makes it believable that kryptonite came from another planet, and it makes it more special.
@EvilAutisms
@EvilAutisms 2 жыл бұрын
i also like how the kryptonite shoots off the arrow instead of the arrow actually stabbing superman because it proves he knew that superman would catch it or at least expected him to
@kakyointhedonut7369
@kakyointhedonut7369 Жыл бұрын
@@EvilAutisms yea he even reached to grab it but it powders his face and he gets super disoriented
@concept5631
@concept5631 8 ай бұрын
​@@EvilAutisms It also shows that Batman never intended to kill Superman. He could've engineered the arrow to be lethal but he didn't.
@niks660097
@niks660097 13 күн бұрын
@@kakyointhedonut7369 kryptonite is literally cynide for kryptons, only reason superman survived cause batman didn't want to kill superman, just weaken him.
@nobro6971
@nobro6971 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the suicide vest story, it's perfect, shows the best parts of both heroes - Superman's amazing powers and his ability to determine truth from lie, and Batman's bold and cunning strategies of exploiting and using Superman's own STRENGTHS against him, as well as his willingness to sacrifice himself. Most of all, though, it showed that they both deeply care about protecting the weak and would never willingly harm an innocent.
@LP3Customs
@LP3Customs 2 жыл бұрын
I love that you watch pretty much every animated dc movie and show. Not many people talk about Brave and the Bold and the LEGO movies
@creed101.
@creed101. 2 жыл бұрын
literally the only guy I come to to see the dc and marvel stories explained in detail, love it
@atorasu3976
@atorasu3976 2 жыл бұрын
"Batman: Endgame" "Justice Buster" It can't be a coincidence anymore.
@driveasandwich6734
@driveasandwich6734 2 жыл бұрын
Batman: Endgame predates Avengers: Endgame. The Justice Buster is actually just a copy of the Hulk-Buster, though.
@anotherrandomguy8871
@anotherrandomguy8871 2 жыл бұрын
I think that “Endgame” is a common tittle for different series, so it’s not too rare that you’d probably see the name in a title.
@meunomeegama4105
@meunomeegama4105 2 жыл бұрын
the actual secret is that batman is always wearing his super secret super powerful bat suit, called "the plot suit"
@Igot4balls
@Igot4balls 3 ай бұрын
Bat armor
@k_speedfire
@k_speedfire 2 жыл бұрын
When Sup was controlled by Ivy Batman manage to take him out just by whistle, that was in King run when Ivy did posses almost whole world
@somebigboy3555
@somebigboy3555 2 жыл бұрын
Now we need more fights where Batman is the dominant and superman the underdog It would be neat
@oneasiangirl
@oneasiangirl 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but this just sounds so dirty
@Daniel-dl7ft
@Daniel-dl7ft 2 жыл бұрын
That is a story
@projekttaku1
@projekttaku1 2 жыл бұрын
not possible
@Bilaldane
@Bilaldane 2 жыл бұрын
That's impossible
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 2 жыл бұрын
batman has tons of plans for everything, that could kill any hero on the planet, and he just went rogue what will the man of steel do, now that every weapon in the world is pointed at him, all equipped with every type of kryptonite bullet on the planet?
@justinnyugen7015
@justinnyugen7015 2 жыл бұрын
There always seems to be a character breach or plot device that pits the two against each other. Superman is mind controlled. Superman is Soviet. Superman is a US government lackey that lasers his friend's arm off. Superman kills Joker but decides, "Hey, I'm still kinda angry." At their core, both heroes have a strong enough moral compass to not duke it out.
@deeznuts9886
@deeznuts9886 Жыл бұрын
Well besides the batman V Superman movie where Superman was more or less blackmailed into trying to kill batman. Even though he still fucking lost lmao
@TheManiac-nw8ru
@TheManiac-nw8ru 2 жыл бұрын
Just slap kryptonite on everything with a few red suns here and there.
@Chillgamesh
@Chillgamesh 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked faster than a speeding bullet
@justinflores9851
@justinflores9851 2 жыл бұрын
Me too 🤣
@ne3856
@ne3856 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's... NEEDLEMOUSE PRODUCTIONS!!!!
@Earth-uu3nf
@Earth-uu3nf 2 жыл бұрын
Ha
@theclown9293
@theclown9293 2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there Superman and faster than a speeding bullet 😏😎
@someone0
@someone0 2 жыл бұрын
I clicked more powerful than a locomotive
@toganium4175
@toganium4175 2 жыл бұрын
3:56 I would never say that the Atom is one of the weakest heroes in the DC universe. He’s a genius biologist that can manipulate the bodies of others by crawling inside them.
@chriswentz5197
@chriswentz5197 2 жыл бұрын
So he is a Ant man but he isnt afraid of going into anuses?
@emitrioff
@emitrioff 2 жыл бұрын
@@chriswentz5197 basically...yes
@justinnyugen7015
@justinnyugen7015 2 жыл бұрын
​@@chriswentz5197 heheh Up close, anus's atoms are just like any other atoms to the Atom.
@darkneon5637
@darkneon5637 2 жыл бұрын
He's an underrated character⚛️
@deeznuts9886
@deeznuts9886 Жыл бұрын
Remember when everyone was making memes about Ant-Man crawling up thanos's ass to kill him by growing bigger? If you think about it the atom could hilariously do the same thing to darkseid lmao
@Renwoxing13
@Renwoxing13 Жыл бұрын
Every single way Batman has defeated Superman : 1 - ♾️ : *PLOT ARMOR*
@loganwolverine5849
@loganwolverine5849 2 ай бұрын
Batman using kryptonite- **Instant win** Lex using kryptonite- Is this suppose to hurt?
@allfather6346
@allfather6346 2 жыл бұрын
How does an ordinary man defeat a god? the ordinary man is Kal, Bruce just defies all odds making him the true god
@EvilAutisms
@EvilAutisms 2 жыл бұрын
fax
@sptflcrw8583
@sptflcrw8583 Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@jpegmilitia
@jpegmilitia 2 жыл бұрын
Batman: defeats superman like every 5 minutes People: idk man superman OP
@jonhperez6068
@jonhperez6068 2 жыл бұрын
Superman won more
@jpegmilitia
@jpegmilitia 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonhperez6068 name like 3 times hes actually won against batman
@jonhperez6068
@jonhperez6068 2 жыл бұрын
@@jpegmilitia Bvs is one
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonhperez6068 Batman won here. The movie was shit, however Batman would've killed Superman if he wouldn't said," Martha", "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!"
@eobardthawn6903
@eobardthawn6903 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonhperez6068 In all fairness, Batman did lose earlier with his Batmobile, so it was mostly a tie.
@BrandonTaylor-jf5je
@BrandonTaylor-jf5je 9 ай бұрын
Thank you kindly for this video list and bravo
@NY_7
@NY_7 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone always overlooks that Bruce Wayne/ Batman is an insane controlled person that is a tactician. He has backup plans for hundreds of backup plans. So his genius level intellect knows exactly what to do against Superman. Yes, Superman could just use his super speed and kill Batman, or be miles away and use his heat vision to kill him, but Batman knows this and plans ahead for this. Batman's mind is his greatest weapon.
@silverstar1238
@silverstar1238 2 жыл бұрын
Superman just never has fought agenst someone who thinks like this. That's why he looses
@justinnyugen7015
@justinnyugen7015 2 жыл бұрын
It's sad that he has better contingency plans against his friends than his own rogues gallery.
@brayden2254
@brayden2254 2 жыл бұрын
@@silverstar1238 ever heard of Lex Luthor? A genius billionaire who is considered to be the most intelligent person on Earth. Also Batman himself has admitted that if it wasn't for Superman's humanity he would have been dead in an instant.
@kylethekidable
@kylethekidable 2 жыл бұрын
Not really, he just can't plan for certain things which is why, after all this time, we haven't seen Superman do those certain things. He's always been written, even in cases of him going evil, to be holding back. If he woke up, wanted to kill Batman and not care about any collateral damage to anyone or anything, flying halfway to the sun then picking up speed on the flight back and kinetic dropping himself on top of batman would do the job. Nothing Bruce could conceivably plan in a short enough amount of time, if at all, could handle what would be the energy release equivalent of dropping a nuke on his head. Batman can beat Superman purely because plot armor dictates that A. Superman would never go scorched earth and B. Seeing him body Batman instantly would be too expected, thus boring.
@joehair3446
@joehair3446 2 жыл бұрын
The reason that Batman wins is of course what you mentioned but you're forgetting many things 1. He's the most insanely unrealisticly plot armoured superhero character ever. He took punches from literal gods that want to kill him (darkseid for example) without a mech suit on yet is able to breathe. don't forget that one time in Batman Confidential where he beat the entire Justice League in a full on head to head combat without a contingency plan to defeat them lol (he even was faster than the flash because apparently he was able to counter flash's punch at full superspeed) and also he knocked wonder woman out with a single elbow to the head lol. 2. Superman winning againts batman would be considered boring to most 3. Batman admits that he can win against superman because Superman's always holding back, his humanity is his greatest weakness 4. For some reason Kryptonite despite being a very rare mineral that only existed in Superman's planet and that only a chunk fell to earth is apparently so common in the DC universe you could probably buy it at a Walmart 5. He's Batman, you hardly ever see him lose to anyone because a comic where Batman (a regular human without powers) gets defeated by someone with superpowers would definitely not sell as well as a comic where he beats literal gods (kind of defeats the whole purpose of a mortal making a god bleed if Batman loses to superpowered enemies)
@matthewterlaga3022
@matthewterlaga3022 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot The Batman Who Laughs using special synthetic black kryptonite that kills super man in a matter of moments, but not before driving him insane. He then kidnaps Lois and John, brings them to the watchtower, fills it with some sort of gas that nullifies Clark’s heat vision and makes his eyes bleed, then just throws the kryptonite at him. He goes mad and kills Lois and John before succumbing.
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't he also mention he tested it out on Kara, first?
@matthewterlaga3022
@matthewterlaga3022 2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterv9983 yes he does, and he said that she ripped her family to shreds before she died
@projekttaku1
@projekttaku1 2 жыл бұрын
but what about conner?
@hunterv9983
@hunterv9983 2 жыл бұрын
@@projekttaku1 I think this story is before the return of Classic Conner. So currently it's the Young Justice clone who stayed in the future with Cassie and Bart.
@thomaswilliams1793
@thomaswilliams1793 2 жыл бұрын
Let's fucking go love it when you upload
@cynicalfella
@cynicalfella 2 жыл бұрын
14:00 "Supes...!? Help us!!" this might just be Batman's best phrase ever
@tinman2001
@tinman2001 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the video!
@glassychap1141
@glassychap1141 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I don’t really see how Batman could beat Superman in a majority of their fights. Superman always holds back but even if he moved at the speed of sound Batman could not really catch him
@findthem5791
@findthem5791 2 жыл бұрын
Yes , Superman holds back which then causes Bruce to win the majority of their fights.
@lelouchlamperouge8286
@lelouchlamperouge8286 2 жыл бұрын
Superman was mind controlled before so he wasn't holding back. Batman is simply has the intelligence and the resources to beat Superman. Superman can't defend against these because he's never had to rely on anything like that himself.
@typeouetco1626
@typeouetco1626 2 жыл бұрын
batman's suit are very fast.
@seal_man
@seal_man 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but what about when Superman is mind controlled?
@markyek3234
@markyek3234 2 жыл бұрын
@@typeouetco1626 what his suits don't have increased speed
@Coolstuff588
@Coolstuff588 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite way to defeat Superman is throwing Lois lane off a roof.
@rexyz5875
@rexyz5875 2 жыл бұрын
More like a good way for superman to erase earth
@abhishekunni2433
@abhishekunni2433 2 жыл бұрын
Superman defeats himself when he chooses to talk with Batman first. I mean he could just throw a rock from a mile away, perfectly calibrated so that the pressure will only knock Batman out but still goes down and tries to talk.
@recentlybeheaded
@recentlybeheaded 2 жыл бұрын
Great video!
@JmotionPictures7059
@JmotionPictures7059 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he decided to plant a bomb inside of him is so brutal but I love it
@madambutterfly1997
@madambutterfly1997 2 жыл бұрын
Do they ever specify how or why he developed a resistance to Red Sun radiation
@Scorpiongod934
@Scorpiongod934 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tone_Of_Dials just explain it to him ass. He is resistant bc he’s a direct descendant of Rao, the Red Sun god of Krypton. And also if You’re familiar With the saying: “power levels are bullshit”
@therunn3197
@therunn3197 2 жыл бұрын
@@Scorpiongod934 How is he an ass? He’s literally just encouraging him to read the comic book.
@Wertercat
@Wertercat 2 жыл бұрын
@@therunn3197 Yeah, but not specifying which ones they're referring to. Like, Superman has been in thousands of comic book issues, you have to more specific
@therunn3197
@therunn3197 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wertercat In the video Needlemouse literally specified the comic where he developed a resistance to red sun.
@drkgogetagg5147
@drkgogetagg5147 2 жыл бұрын
Great video
@blast2822
@blast2822 Жыл бұрын
"How does an ordinary man defeat a god." A good question. One we might be able to answer the day Batman actually fights one.
@spikem5950
@spikem5950 3 ай бұрын
Well, Slade (typically described as being very similar to Batman in how he fights) did fight and kill Lapetus, so we already know it's doable with the right equipment.
@estek5720
@estek5720 2 жыл бұрын
I love your video's keep it up
@redwright8028
@redwright8028 2 жыл бұрын
Superman: *simply exists* Batman: *finds every possible way to whoop his ass*
@darko7mc186
@darko7mc186 2 жыл бұрын
*He's a threat* in Batman's mind.
@Kira22558
@Kira22558 Жыл бұрын
@@darko7mc186 kind of.
@darko7mc186
@darko7mc186 Жыл бұрын
@@Kira22558 it makes sense, there are times that Superman had gone out of control (became evil) that his trust issues agaisn't sups really is just as that highly extreme. He knew how superior Superman is compared to him yet he also knew his Biggest Weakness just to neutralized or weakened him down, Not kill. (Kryptonite)
@Kira22558
@Kira22558 Жыл бұрын
@@darko7mc186 depends on which version
@Kira22558
@Kira22558 Жыл бұрын
@@darko7mc186 depends on which version
@The410cam
@The410cam 2 жыл бұрын
The mutant restraint collar should technically work preventing the powers from manifesting. Also soundwave should be able to beat him with an empty enegon cube since it would drain his powers. Technically any high ranking Jedi/sith should be able to without a fight cut off his powers with the force.
@SHDW-nf2ki
@SHDW-nf2ki 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite is turning superman's powers against himself The sonic blaster in DKR would be DEVASTATING Just imagine it, Superman is looking for batman with his super vision and hearing and then all of a sudden he gets hit from every direction by light and overwhelming noise
@birdypanc9747
@birdypanc9747 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking injustice. Who else is excited that dc is finally making a animated film about injustice.
@ahmadalaama7217
@ahmadalaama7217 2 жыл бұрын
Really? The comic universe or the games, or both? Also do you think they'll ever make an Injystice 3
@birdypanc9747
@birdypanc9747 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadalaama7217 they gonna follow year 1 comic and maybe they might do more sequels to the year comics.
@firstname4800
@firstname4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@birdypanc9747 prob year 1 since the joker is shown to be killed by Superman
@alyssa01825
@alyssa01825 2 жыл бұрын
ME INJUSTICE IS AMAZING
@theshanaman7805
@theshanaman7805 2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmadalaama7217 i think they’re making a marvel game next but maybe after that
@virtualcolt
@virtualcolt 2 жыл бұрын
Batman: *laughs* Superman: OH NO, HIS LAUGH HAD KRYPTONITE BREATH, UHH *dies*
@ultimantwarrior5005
@ultimantwarrior5005 2 жыл бұрын
Like in the Justice League Vs Teen Titans movies, The Flash could vibrate through Superman’s body and grab an organ, say his heart, and either rip it out or pop it like a water balloon, killing the last son of krypton
@thehighground7926
@thehighground7926 2 жыл бұрын
Batman beats Superman because he’s Batman. It’s that simple
@thefanwithoutaface8105
@thefanwithoutaface8105 2 жыл бұрын
Well that and if the playing field was leveled he'd always win
@projekttaku1
@projekttaku1 2 жыл бұрын
nope
@thehighground7926
@thehighground7926 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefanwithoutaface8105 if they were both removed of all their equipment, powers, and had to fight each other with just their fists, Batman would dominate
@acunt
@acunt 2 жыл бұрын
plot-armour man
@StareachValcin
@StareachValcin 2 жыл бұрын
Batman doesn't always win. Batman does lose regardless of being Batman.
@CrowMan434
@CrowMan434 2 жыл бұрын
Lex Luthor : You think Batman defeating Superman is gonna impress us ? That happens once a week. (I know I messed up this line) 😂.
@trulybleak4163
@trulybleak4163 2 жыл бұрын
I think you're forgetting the most crucial detail upon why Batman always beat Superman. Because DC fans love Batman more than Superman & because the script/plot said so. As strong as Superman is he can never be stronger than the people writing him. If you want an accurate representation of what would happen if Batman & Superman actually fought, without favoritism look up Omni Man vs Darkwing. Sums it up pretty well I'd say.
@laughthis138
@laughthis138 2 жыл бұрын
Gold kryptonite surgically fused to the skull of Superman and then lead cased kryptonite nerve destroying agent placed at the center or his brain that will go off if decides move faster than 4mph or out of range of his prison.
@underplayer7353
@underplayer7353 2 жыл бұрын
We need a Top 10 most badass Alfred moments
@spikem5950
@spikem5950 3 ай бұрын
The part where he beats up Superman is a great one.
@magicaldemonboy100
@magicaldemonboy100 2 жыл бұрын
This inspires me to start a fight with a bodybuilder on steroids.
@newhybrid101
@newhybrid101 2 жыл бұрын
Terrible analogy Bodybuilders are typically slow due to muscle mass and can't really fight,cause well they aren't fighters. That's not true for Superman,he is nearly as fast as he is strong and he can actually fight very well,he has stood up to Batman when he was weakend to his level or Batman was powered to his and to do that you need to be a really good fighter.Even when he was depowered to human level he stomped several thugs like a vigilante would. Also he isn't built like a bodybuilder either,he is buff yeah but normally proportioned buff.
@magicaldemonboy100
@magicaldemonboy100 2 жыл бұрын
@@newhybrid101 I mean this was a joke but good to know.
@vVBEESKNEESVv
@vVBEESKNEESVv 2 жыл бұрын
@@magicaldemonboy100 I'll give you a thumbs up for the good joke that made me laugh but I'd say a better analogy would be the same one that you made but in it you would have a hand gun or at the very least a bat (heh).
@magicaldemonboy100
@magicaldemonboy100 2 жыл бұрын
@@vVBEESKNEESVv Fair enough lmao
@driveasandwich6734
@driveasandwich6734 2 жыл бұрын
Bane?
2 жыл бұрын
6:28 and of course the two team up Robin in the background: Am i joke to you?
@chahrlzel13
@chahrlzel13 2 жыл бұрын
In the Dark Knight I watched Bane give batman his worse beating in cinema history yet I'm supposed 2 believe Batman can beat Superman? Yeah ok....🤷🏾‍♂️ tell me anything
@jacobbarnett2656
@jacobbarnett2656 2 жыл бұрын
God I love these videos.
@artdroid29
@artdroid29 2 жыл бұрын
What Lantern Rings would The Boys have?
@theyellowtruth3249
@theyellowtruth3249 2 жыл бұрын
Most would have avarice but but starlight would probably be love or hope
@derekstark9062
@derekstark9062 2 жыл бұрын
Butcher- Rage Hughie- Hope Frenchie- Shame Himiko- Rage Mother’s Milk- Compassion Starlight- Love
@TheUncivilizedNation
@TheUncivilizedNation 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekstark9062 shame is one of the rings. What color is it?
@derekstark9062
@derekstark9062 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation Ultraviolet.
@Almighty_Eduardo25
@Almighty_Eduardo25 Жыл бұрын
The krypronite gauntlet one was just insane like godamn
@suethemtocourt
@suethemtocourt 2 жыл бұрын
Superman is damn powerful, it's disheartening to see that none of the comics give him an edge over batsman in the final battle. In real life Superman can kill batman in more ways than Batman can kill Superman. I'm sure of it.
@ambatukam178
@ambatukam178 2 жыл бұрын
Batmans plot armour is just too good which makes the story better. Superman can but batman knows superman is a good person, and that's the reason superman doesn't win, part of his character, which is why you can't say the "not holding back" part
@gokublack8342
@gokublack8342 Жыл бұрын
Super man has absurd weaknesses that are easy to exploit if you had a shard of kryptonite YOU could literally kill Superman
@simonovie1253
@simonovie1253 Жыл бұрын
@@gokublack8342 Exactly what I'm saying, you don't even have to know how to fight just get yourself a Green Kryptonite and wait, I don't even understand why batman beating him is a huge thing.
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 7 ай бұрын
@@gokublack8342You mean a shard if a rare mineral nobody knows about?
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 7 ай бұрын
@@simonovie1253Because it's nonsensical. Superman at full speed would have no trouble disabling Batman.
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann 2 жыл бұрын
I can hear Batman saying “WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE!”
@internetrambo1069
@internetrambo1069 Жыл бұрын
Cringe ew.
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann Жыл бұрын
@@internetrambo1069 ok bot
@internetrambo1069
@internetrambo1069 Жыл бұрын
@@Michaelengelmann does not change the fact that its still cringe.
@Michaelengelmann
@Michaelengelmann Жыл бұрын
@@internetrambo1069 ok bot, very cool
@internetrambo1069
@internetrambo1069 Жыл бұрын
@@Michaelengelmann ugly bot, I know that I am cool.
@thomaswilliams1793
@thomaswilliams1793 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@Andrew85or
@Andrew85or Жыл бұрын
Should be titled, "Every way Batman has let a criminal live so they could come back and commit mass murder with a side of destruction again and again."
@theliquidllama1
@theliquidllama1 2 жыл бұрын
U even went into the DC lego universe. Jesus, I thought I was well rounded on animated DC stuff but even I can not sit thro all the lego DC movies. U sir are a bigger man then I am. Cheers
@quincysavala1297
@quincysavala1297 2 жыл бұрын
The SuperBat God vs Man Day vs Night The son of Krypton vs The Bat of Gotham
@BLACKSTA361
@BLACKSTA361 2 жыл бұрын
Batman vs superman is so underrated
@theonlychickensama8353
@theonlychickensama8353 2 жыл бұрын
@@BLACKSTA361 what do you mean underated?
@theta38
@theta38 Жыл бұрын
​@@BLACKSTA361 agree! Ultimate Edition is one of my favorite movies.
@theta38
@theta38 Жыл бұрын
​@@theonlychickensama8353 means it's awesome
@alexking7262
@alexking7262 2 жыл бұрын
Video idea: everyone who has deducted Darth Vader’s true identity! (and how they did it!) It’s basically the video you did on everyone who’s deduced Batman’s true identity but for Darth Vader NeedleMouse Productions!
@martialplanet5716
@martialplanet5716 Жыл бұрын
I’m not sure if you caught the editing error at 2:32. Great video tho!!
@xMister.Misterx
@xMister.Misterx Жыл бұрын
The red solar cell thing was the coolest one
@freshyfishy7780
@freshyfishy7780 2 жыл бұрын
The needle mouse uploads
@OmegaGamer707
@OmegaGamer707 2 жыл бұрын
I just realized with atoms tech he could end resource droughts like metals and other stuff.
@djbrap8996
@djbrap8996 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine two badass fighting for there sanity by not killing each other lol That's Priceless
@roaringthunder115
@roaringthunder115 2 жыл бұрын
Kryptonite Gum is so ridiculous and so comic books. I love it.
@gallegos3905
@gallegos3905 2 жыл бұрын
I love how most of the fights batman has with superman is in non canon stories
@BLACKSTA361
@BLACKSTA361 2 жыл бұрын
Facts😂😂😂
@blacklight3583
@blacklight3583 2 жыл бұрын
Please change your pfp
@amradel9451
@amradel9451 2 жыл бұрын
Well they never really fought in the main cannon DC the only time they fought was like when they first met and that wasn't really a fight and the justice League buster was in the batman comic run which was kind of canon
@redshepherd32
@redshepherd32 2 жыл бұрын
because having one of the original trinity kill another of the trinity in the main cannon is a bad business decision. They make the most money
@sparshbansal6624
@sparshbansal6624 2 жыл бұрын
Oh just shut up. Batman beat Superman. Deal with it
@seriousspikesam7770
@seriousspikesam7770 2 жыл бұрын
Every way Superman has defeated Batman. Oh, and basically "plot armour."
@Supes97
@Supes97 2 жыл бұрын
What's so plot armour ish about simple Kryptonite weapons and Red Solar grenades mostly
@JimGreen569
@JimGreen569 2 жыл бұрын
Batman is the king of plot armour
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 2 жыл бұрын
@@JimGreen569 yeah, no real threat to him if the *BEST FIGHTER ON THE FUCKING PLANET* still gets put in the same cell the joker has in arkham
@theimposterdamex2144
@theimposterdamex2144 2 жыл бұрын
@@JimGreen569 Superman got plot too just with powers
@Mai-hk9he
@Mai-hk9he 2 жыл бұрын
@@jockeyfield1954 Batman is not the best fighter on the planet.
@ThinkingCrimson
@ThinkingCrimson 7 ай бұрын
9:51 "You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!" - Joseph Joestar, 1939
@Omrantnz
@Omrantnz 2 жыл бұрын
Lego: maybe we could super charge superman with a sun booster Kryptonite: am I a joke to you
@dend6064
@dend6064 2 жыл бұрын
Make a video on how many times batman slept with catwoman it's been a while for a relationship video
@Chicos2loco
@Chicos2loco 2 жыл бұрын
Do a video every way the bat has beat Superman with his own hands
@projekttaku1
@projekttaku1 2 жыл бұрын
that video would be 0 seconds long
@Chicos2loco
@Chicos2loco 2 жыл бұрын
That maybe true
@goaliebattle6601
@goaliebattle6601 7 ай бұрын
I agree with you but I also like the giant cat one in the kryptonite link White Wilson counseling but I like
@UsaramSev
@UsaramSev 2 жыл бұрын
3:17 up in the top left corner he got an achievement if you missed it
@mikevasquez1103
@mikevasquez1103 2 жыл бұрын
Every good version of Superman and even some of the morally grey versions of Superman are in a constant state of self restraint to the point that day almost instinctively pull their punches. He also rarely comprehensively incorporates his broad powetset into his fighting technique.
@jbktpl1245
@jbktpl1245 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@mr.e7806
@mr.e7806 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else have to do a double take after seeing doomsday virus again when he was talking about the kryptonite arrow?
@joshpiderman9240
@joshpiderman9240 2 жыл бұрын
I think he said it was a rendering bug when his computer overheats.
@Up-up-and-away419
@Up-up-and-away419 Ай бұрын
I wonder if he noticed his blooper putting doomsday virus two times
@Bendy_Khoi
@Bendy_Khoi Ай бұрын
Yeah i noticed that as well
@Tumbleflop
@Tumbleflop 2 жыл бұрын
Take a drink every time you hear the word "Kryptonite"
@jbktpl1245
@jbktpl1245 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Good God, this drinking game is gonna kill people... But hey, natural selection
@yuko_7
@yuko_7 2 жыл бұрын
People who point out that the fights are "not cannon" just ruin the fun.
@UnlovedWarlock
@UnlovedWarlock 2 жыл бұрын
Oh and the way every Superman has defeated Batman: ONE PUNCH
@matthewminelli
@matthewminelli Жыл бұрын
10:31 "And what's with the jeans?" 😅
@Au_196
@Au_196 Жыл бұрын
the time superman was beaten up by Alfred in Injustice was the most memorable moment I had of the series. Alfred would do anything to protect Bruce, and he would never allow anyone to harm his family. Also when you get to the krypton arrow, the Doomsday Virus title card is briefly seen at the start.
@lucasmeza5148
@lucasmeza5148 2 жыл бұрын
Next video everytime superman defeated batman.
@projekttaku1
@projekttaku1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tone_Of_Dials nope he doesn't do it because he's to nice
@timothydrake7965
@timothydrake7965 2 жыл бұрын
“but question is, how can a man defeat a god"; I don't know ask Kratos.
@daltontharp4002
@daltontharp4002 2 жыл бұрын
But he's a half god though, I think
@jlopez240gaming7
@jlopez240gaming7 Жыл бұрын
@@daltontharp4002 he’s a full god by the end of GO3
@Gravity_Defier
@Gravity_Defier Жыл бұрын
The movie in the first few seconds of the video was insane
@shinobi_animations
@shinobi_animations Жыл бұрын
bro the made out of steel always gets hypnotized or changes team because of posion 💀
@AleRespite
@AleRespite 2 жыл бұрын
I dont get the change in the plan to take down Superman in Justice League doom. Because this plan is supposed to take down a rogue Superman, yet the plan shown hinges entirely on Superman being a nice guy. This plan would be useless on a rogue Superman.
@olivinator
@olivinator 2 жыл бұрын
all the plans were altered in some way, it's possible that the original plan had some other way to lure in Superman, or even kept that part open so that the method could be tailored to the which ever scenario they found themselves in.
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