Every Concreter Ever... | Garn.
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I hate to say it mate, but Aussie Concreters might know something other Tradies don't... The worlds first 100% clairvoyant manual labourers, absolute concrete slab whisperers... No rebar, no formwork, no worries. The Concreter lifestyle.
Every Concreter Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Every Concrete Pumper Ever...
Every Concrete Finisher Ever...
A guide to Aussie Tradies...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
@GarnComedy 6 ай бұрын
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@burn1down249 6 ай бұрын
do carpet layer garn
@manipei 6 ай бұрын
Guess old Murph is going to become an ATO officer for the perks
@Rainbowgrrl 6 ай бұрын
Onya Murph!!
@Researchthejoos 6 ай бұрын
Do professional pokie player next
@vaughngordon1095 6 ай бұрын
Good luck. Taxes don't go to fuggall. Do a vid where old Murph gets elected to a government job like.... I dunno... Tax Collector?
@Vetwix 6 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where theres 6 guys drinking at 9 in the morning waiting for the concrete to dry
@SuperRyan89 6 ай бұрын
*smoking crack
@Vetwix 6 ай бұрын
true @@SuperRyan89
@gerardroll6468 6 ай бұрын
What about the other 8 or so leaning on brooms having their smoko breaks?? ☝️😆
@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 ай бұрын
"Mate I'm up at 4:30am every morning for work" doesn't count as an argument when they haven't slept in days.
@moffattron9000 6 ай бұрын
Was on a site recently where the Concreters got done around 2. They then hit the pub next door and spent the next five hours drinking straight shots of Jack.
@guypersonname4536 6 ай бұрын
If only concreters could read they would be able to find this amazing content.
@GarnComedy 6 ай бұрын
massive spanner in the works
@maxfish4770 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tompinos1016 6 ай бұрын
Just remember what you live on mate
@ashuggtube 6 ай бұрын
@@GarnComedyit’s alright their mums will show them
@gatergates8813 3 ай бұрын
Why would I need to read when I can screed?
@aonbrostin3579 6 ай бұрын
Re-using pizza savers as rebar chairs is genius. That's a next level of Eco-friendliness and recycling techniques. Other nations should appreciate how hard red island works to keep the planet healthy .
@madpizzabasher9761 6 ай бұрын
Exactly, no harm no foul
@imaginitivity7853 Ай бұрын
The only use the rebar to position the pizza savers. Then they pull the rebar for the next job.
@saulmorris9639 6 ай бұрын
very VERY surprised garn didn't already have a video like this, seams like the easiest aussie profession to rip on.
@skoll_5682 6 ай бұрын
I kinda feel like the concreter is an actual concreter. Funny carnt 😂
@damo8344 6 ай бұрын
nah sparkies are the easiest to rip into for sure
@skoll_5682 6 ай бұрын
@@damo8344 Always thought Murph was A grade irl. That and the search for easy coin ;)
@GarnComedy 6 ай бұрын
has been the butt of many jokes in other vids but never done a full vid on the slab whisperers... until now
@saulmorris9639 6 ай бұрын
@@GarnComedy love that
@gcm747 6 ай бұрын
The only tradies who have ignored the ‘no start before 0700’ signage on the worksite next door were the concreters. Something to do with them knowing better about when concrete needs to be laid. Top blokes.
@onyachamp 6 ай бұрын
Yeah nah, that's a guideline only. As long as the stezza isn't cranking bullshitFM before 7am it's all good.
@ryanpratt818 6 ай бұрын
You live on a dirt slab mate ? 🤣
@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 5 ай бұрын
It’s nothing personal, it’s been scientifically proven once a person becomes a concreter they regress into a mental state where they forget how to read
@Cloroxbleach-cs2fo 4 ай бұрын
you wanna finish concrete in the middle of the day when it’s hot?
@ChadAF_YT 4 ай бұрын
They can’t read the sign since they can’t read
@somethingsomeone3100 6 ай бұрын
From someone who works for Kennards Hire this is completely accurate, concrete gear get absolutely flogged and very rearly cleaned out, woud love to see an"Every Kennards Hire worker ever" would be absolutely hilarious as we are the ones that deal with concreters and tradies all a live long day - my brother likes to think he has the hard job as a teacher, we're I simply say Mate you try dealing with a pissed of concreter who's running late on his pour and tools aren't working so they yell at us to make it all better
@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 ай бұрын
I was blown away how Kennards invested in so much railway stuff during covid. It got trashed. Even at airports now Mr Kennards has the monopoly.
@crazyprayingmantis5596 6 ай бұрын
We can tell your brother is the teacher, maybe you should get him to teach you English 😉
@Elenrai 6 ай бұрын
Aight ma Digga!@@crazyprayingmantis5596
@tompinos1016 6 ай бұрын
Kennards is a protected species
@somethingsomeone3100 6 ай бұрын
@crazyprayingmantis5596 Well, that definitely tracks, I do, after all, only speak English and BAD English with an emphasis on the latter
@markwilliams7712 6 ай бұрын
I never gambled at 11am in the pub until I started concreting. We started at 5am and would be swallowing schooners by 11. Best 2 years of my life.
@DrCoomer_1 6 ай бұрын
Immaculate, but you forgot one very important detail mate, every true concreter crew has to have a bloke aged at least 55 years or up, who's whole job is to at no point not have a cig in his mouth, and to then throw the butts into the slab as its being poured.
@goddepersonno3782 6 ай бұрын
incredible plus points if he is the butt of every joke
@justinhadley3927 6 ай бұрын
Looks 55 but is probably in his early 30's
@minhducnguyen9276 2 ай бұрын
It's probably a blessing ritual at this point.
@seanryan2149 6 ай бұрын
Genuinely knew about blokes who would rip out the rebar before it set
@Keenasalways 3 ай бұрын
There was a row of housing commission homes built here with identical floor plans. The builder would dig out the footings for the first one, set up the reo and call the inspector. As soon as the inspector had left the site after signing off, they would lift the reo, carry it next door to the next build and call for the Agi truck to fill the foundations on the first site. This continued down the entire street with the result that only the final house had reo in the slab. Eventually, Inspectors wised up and started using spray paint to mark the reo they inspected.
@Senor_spielbergo Күн бұрын
That is wild! I did concrete here in TX for about 15 yrs mostly in commercial but never seen anything like that on the residential side 😬
@nicktroisi6347 6 ай бұрын
3:10-3:14 😂😂😂 I’ve worked in conjunction with concreters before and the accuracy is too scary I’d love to see “Every Railway Worker ever” and “Every Fitter and Turner ever” in the future
@hi-ld4gg 6 ай бұрын
I'll 1 up you, every tafe student ever
@nicktroisi6347 3 ай бұрын
@@hi-ld4gg Oh mate that would be fucking gold 😂
@fullmetalcorey3379 6 ай бұрын
2:12 He legit broke the wheelbarrow 😂
@bnbcraft6666 3 ай бұрын
I just noticed that 😂
@Citizen00798 Ай бұрын
The pizza table tops to lift the rebar is 100% accurate
@uneditedcringe9514 6 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where you make fun of Concreters and Bricklayers being almost basically the same job
@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 ай бұрын
It's like watching two tribes of thumbless monkeys with tails throwing their own shit at each other.
@ryanpratt818 6 ай бұрын
Call yourself an egg mate your fried
@YABBAHEY1 Ай бұрын
@@ryanpratt818 Yep, used the wrong tongs on that one
@rayh3899 6 ай бұрын
In these bleak times, I'm glad you guys are injecting some positivity with this content. Thank you.
@dabombinablemi6188 6 ай бұрын
You know what's funny? The bit from 3min onwards actually happened to the concreting/paving company I worked for. Both owners ended up owing a lot. Didn't have the part about using business loans as free money however.
@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 ай бұрын
Just missed the bit where they mention to everyone on site that they wake up at 4am. Then they always knock off at 11am to go to the pub, kicked out by 3pm and passed out on their couches by 5pm. Also bold assumption they can read a letter from the tax office. Can't give them too much shit, fucked up job and I wouldn't want it. Learned how to count my balls twice and come up with the same number so didn't have to.
@michaelboyce7079 4 ай бұрын
I used to drive an agitator truck for a while. Every site I pulled up at, the concrete finisher would all surround me, wanting to know how many metres I had for them. Then they would all go into a huddle and start arguing among themselves. One day I asked them what the problem was and they told me that they were trying to work out what time they would be in the pub that arvo!
@brendan636 6 ай бұрын
Plumbers hate concreters more… they actively fuck up every pipe possible multiple times.
@cranker11 6 ай бұрын
I actively do this
@ziggybender9125 6 ай бұрын
I bet you'd love the Landscape installation crew I left recently. 3 excavators seemingly having a contest at every property on who could break the most lines because it's "old stuff", when I asked if they made any maps for their new installs they looked like deer in headlights.
@ryanpratt818 6 ай бұрын
Hard to see pipes at the back of the excavator 😂
@wombataldebaran9686 2 ай бұрын
nah mate, theres no hate there. Its called providing job security
@friendlyoldbum9182 Ай бұрын
Brickies fucking up A/C piping and Electrical conduit
@ninjaduck8804 6 ай бұрын
it's a good day when garn uploads
@HATECELL 3 ай бұрын
That part about grey water triggered some childhood flashbacks 😂. My dad had his little one man company where he would finish the concrete, motorised trowels and whatnot, whilst the rebar work and actually pouring the concrete was done by whatever construction company sub-contracted him. And once those blokes figured out they could give the concrete plant a call and request more water, and how that would mean less shoveling, I basically grew up fatherless 5 days a week
@KermdoubleO7 6 ай бұрын
"their IPads and ENNvoices" legends.
@mapletreegames9053 6 ай бұрын
If only Domino's actually packed those pizza savers in the box here lol, you get a Domino's pizza delivered and its half on the box
@GamerDownUnder69 6 ай бұрын
you know the video is good when you hear "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah mate"
@scroogemcphuck 6 ай бұрын
Gotta have the sequel "Every Concrete Pumpy Ever".
@gatergates8813 3 ай бұрын
Concrete wall formers are a whole different animal too
@obiwanfisher537 4 ай бұрын
Love the shot of your mate writing with his toddler grip lmao
@floopiiisss9295 6 ай бұрын
as someone who's not a concreter i can confirm that this is all true
@IsaacWale2004 6 ай бұрын
I always appreciate the effort that goes into these. Can't wait to see more!
@juggler2811 6 ай бұрын
"Bet smarter, not harder!" is the TradieBET motto. Is Garn subtly spruiking them, or is it just by chance?
@roy-haggerty 6 ай бұрын
Hope so. Bet Aussie. Why most tradies bet with pommy betting agencies amazes me? 😡😡😡Sportsbet, Neds, Bet356, Ladbrokes and Betfair are all UK. Everytime we make a bet with them its like losing the Ashes 🤬
@amtrakmidwest4830 6 ай бұрын
In all the building site videos, the house still remains the same after like 1 or 2 years, love that
@zombl337og 6 ай бұрын
when he said CONCRETE STRETCHER, that shit got me the most. Always got told by my dad when I was green, to go grab the drywall stretcher, until i realized i was an idiot a few seconds later. I love construction lol
@ruidadgmailcanada8508 5 ай бұрын
They pulled that with me couch stretcher at a large furniture warehouse and additionally it was in the basement accessible only outside. It was on a concrete pad, no basement. I was wise to the gag but played dumb and enjoyed 45min paid break wandering around. 😂
@sczuo 6 ай бұрын
Garn always nails it each time, master of all Aussie professions
@Mac_not_matt_vr 6 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for the next one for to long. Best Christmas present
@EightBucksTwenty 6 ай бұрын
Absolutely got me in stitches as usually Murph!
@unsub0007 6 ай бұрын
One of the best so far!
@Haxovx 6 ай бұрын
Great Job Mate, always a peice of art
@gerardroll6468 6 ай бұрын
This is so accurate & so damn funny 👍😆. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone watching 🇦🇺🎅🏻🎄🇦🇺
@egg6381 6 ай бұрын
"that way, our money, stays our money" **proceeds to lose all his fucking money**
@faustinpippin9208 6 ай бұрын
cant win with the mafia :(
@greekgod50 6 ай бұрын
Free Quote: 25$...
@abel6297 17 күн бұрын
3:54 LMAO breaking concrete with a shovel
@dylanhaynes559 6 ай бұрын
Love how ya got Cody from Sick Puppy on the job😂
@jerkmajor6476 6 ай бұрын
That was such a good channel
@pewpew2400 6 ай бұрын
I heard he needs a bit of cash on the side for yet ANOTHER piece of shit to destroy, I swear the man is gonna start a wreckers.
@iansrven3023 6 ай бұрын
love the pizza separator as reo chairs hahaha
@charHD 6 ай бұрын
This is your best one yet. Absolute classic.
@PandaPeachNZ 6 ай бұрын
Please do Glazing/glazier next so I can show my husband what a twit he is. Great video btw.
@turbostyler 6 ай бұрын
Aren't you the catch...
@cpt_soban 6 ай бұрын
The lil pizza chairs as risers had me laughing my ass off.
@codeykershaw8579 6 ай бұрын
Good to see Cody on the job again 😂
@d2kwazza57 6 ай бұрын
Love the video as always so happy you got yourself a sponsor
@HughRussell06 6 ай бұрын
Please do every car salesman ever next
@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 ай бұрын
When are you looking at purchasing your next vehicle. 1-3 months 3-6 months 6-12 months Dodgey roadworthy the shitbox you've got already?
@sniperkram826 5 ай бұрын
Congrats on 400k mate!
@VeNom321GD 5 ай бұрын
Congrats on 400K!
@egg6381 6 ай бұрын
1:33 im actually concerned on how they got all those
@karlzuppin4823 6 ай бұрын
You can buy them...
@egg6381 6 ай бұрын
@@karlzuppin4823 wait, you can just buy those???
@Jesse-sz6fp 5 ай бұрын
You guys should have a wheelbarrow chucking contest with all the concreters!
@cityofmagic4370 6 ай бұрын
Videos get better every time! 😂
@kronoxnz7952 27 күн бұрын
The screeds backwards in the thumbnail. The rest is spot on.
@jasonrideout4836 6 ай бұрын
If ya can't finish school.. you can finish concrete...been slinging mud in Canada for 27 years now, and this is as honest as it gets...great video 😂
@gatergates8813 3 ай бұрын
13 years of wall forming in Ontario for me so far, this video is perfect
@Owenisapro363 6 ай бұрын
Garn never disappoints definition of a true Aussie with that great northern fkn legend
@williamevans1695 6 ай бұрын
The sick puppy 4x4 appearance was beautiful
@davidroe1409 5 ай бұрын
Bloody love these videos
@maitlandbezzina2842 6 ай бұрын
Ahh great memories setting form and concreting, this almost made me want to go back and do it again… Almost 😂
@vadski3469 5 ай бұрын
The amount of times the wheelbarrow was yeeted 😂😂😂
@vaughngordon1095 6 ай бұрын
That was gold.
@egg6381 6 ай бұрын
Best channel to watch before bed
@Jamesyear13 6 ай бұрын
driving off with the jockey wheel down 🤣
@johnbaer1528 6 ай бұрын
First rule of construction = Concrete WILL crack.
@MinisterOfTruth 4 ай бұрын
...man... that hit right home...
@jake_break9185 Ай бұрын
Concrete stretcher😆. I fell for the Shingle stretcher years ago. Been looking for it ever since lmao🤣
@Comeng_ 6 ай бұрын
another banger
@jpjpjp6328 6 ай бұрын
I used to manage a Tool Rental company years ago in New Jersey. People were forever returning our gear in shit condition and so we kept a lot of deposits. If they wanted to contest the matter they could go to the local police which was a joke as you can best believe we had them well taken care off. If you really fucked the gear, not only did you effectively buy it but we were red lining you and passing your info along to our competitors (We all knew each other very well and got along nicely) so they could handle you in the proper manner if you went to them.
@gerardroll6468 6 ай бұрын
I’m hoping that despite all that has happened to those up in far North Queensland that everyone has the best Christmas & New Year they possibly can ✊😌. I hope everyone is staying safe in the hellish conditions up there 🤞😌🤞
@joshuawoodbridge6267 6 ай бұрын
Jasper just having a good go
@gerardroll6468 6 ай бұрын
@@joshuawoodbridge6267 … Ol’ mate (Jasper) doing it’s best to f**k up everyone up there ( I’m from NSW ) but from what I’ve discovered in my recent trips to NQ, it’s going to take a HELL OF A LOT MORE than what’s hit them so far in order to even “phase” them. They breed them tough & resilient up there & I just hope things improve ASAP for everyone in the affected areas.
@nathanlothamer4570 Ай бұрын
That wheelbarrow 😂
@jerryreed7108 2 ай бұрын
you gotta do heavy equipment operators soon
@MultiNerfer 2 ай бұрын
Excavator operators are absolutely pissed half the time
@jerryreed7108 2 ай бұрын
@@MultiNerfer don't spin too much you'll unscrew it lol
@markeichler2225 6 ай бұрын
It looks like another Jim's Franchise opportunity.
@ExploreVancouverIsland Ай бұрын
I fucking died when you ripped the mesh out after the insection and when you fuckin chair the mesh up with the pizza savers 😂😂😂 too good
@misskarinaleigh 6 ай бұрын
Garn upload! It’s a good day mate!
@budsatawny 2 ай бұрын
LOL Love the pizza box thingies for chairs
@jasonshull3106 6 ай бұрын
The best videos on KZfaq. Thanks from AZ usa. You guys are rock stars 😂
@JohnJaggerJack 6 ай бұрын
You 'unts just saved my xmas. thanks mates.
@B_2_11 6 ай бұрын
Ol mate hulk just launches that wheelbarrow and caves the front end in 😂✅
@tacofry4768 6 ай бұрын
I am absolutely offended KZfaq has the audacity to wait a while hour before notifying me of a Garn upload 😤😤 bloody seething
@tammymcguinness5790 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely awesome, had to send it to my nephew who’s a concreter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 water is free, metal cost money 🤣🤣 can’t stop laughing 👍🥰
@Getfuxked 4 ай бұрын
Bungee mark at the end of the video 😂
@JMizzlin 5 ай бұрын
The quality of these vids is unbelievable.
@danielcostandi6745 6 ай бұрын
Old mate drove off with the trailer wheel down 😂
@medcorps7206 6 ай бұрын
babe wake up. new garn video posted
@Low760 6 ай бұрын
This is way too accurate.
@ScrubLordSeth 2 ай бұрын
not sure how how you don't have over 1 mil subs, this shits hilarious dude
@falconcity5445 6 ай бұрын
Pretty spot on
@lydellb 6 ай бұрын
How the hell do these keep getting better? 😂😂
@leonhingston7511 9 күн бұрын
Taking mesh out really hit home.😂😂 New Zealand group housing builders went through a long period doing this.
@barghastov 5 ай бұрын
These videos makes me wanna move and work in Australia
@harteck4452 6 ай бұрын
Best one yet 👍
@Akshun82 6 ай бұрын
_Sink a slab before you pour a slab!_
@zygmanfroid9709 6 ай бұрын
This, i live for garn vids
@AussieVerato 6 ай бұрын
Aha nice one fellas, Merry christmas
@hilliard665 6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up and pack me a cone, new Garn vid just dropped
@BladeBladeox-mf3hr 3 ай бұрын
"LemMIE tAKe tHIs tO The BanK" really got me kracking up😂😂😂
@chaffcutter58. 6 ай бұрын
Nailed it cobber.
@lastsinnersa8002 6 ай бұрын
The ATO will probably ask to use this as a guide. Freaking choice, mate.
@LordDeuce-ul7my Ай бұрын
Man dont throw that screed lol
@hardcorewillneverbow Ай бұрын
I love the pizza ground spacers but i was worried when he trew the irons since touching them always results in cuts hahah
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