Jonathan man please help out family doctor he looks like he can use it more than the neurologist.

This is what I said! *TWICE ON A SUNDAY GODDAMMIT* 😂😂

I mean, if the laws of physics and thermodynamics don't apply to Jonathon, then I have a couple physicist friends who could use Jonathon's help.

Hello

Could this be, a new line of science called jonathomics?

Ethics? //head-nod

I think the issue is if an evil corporation got ahold of a cloning machine with Jonathan only for them to be workers for mass production to be promoted to businesses not being able to higher due to low wages. Thus all the companies wanting Jonathan’s and people not being able to find work due to not being able to compete with Jonathan’s work ethic.

@@rxanime535 Oh good God and Satan, I was gonna say imagine a clone army of Johnathan soldiers, but all you'd really need is 3-4 squads of SOF Johnathan Assassins. Name a world leader or military person and they'd be gone within the hour. How can you shoot down a Johnathan if the missile is controlled by a Johnathan.

Well, technically the clones wouldn't be the same as the original Jonathan. They'd have their own personality and would be very different from the Jonathan we know, love, and desperate need. Clones are basically man-made twins Now, unless someone found and created a machine that would duplicate and transfer the workings and personality of our Jonathan and put them in these newly made clones, then we're talking business!

I'm loooking forward to the time when the medical CEOs say "You get a Johnathan, you get a Johnathan, EVERYBODY GETS A JOHNATHAN!"

Yes but when it comes to Valentine’s Day eye bro is going to make the scribe write his own v day card 😓

@@SparklRebel Of course; he's the SCRIBE its in the name.

I suspect sabotage in Neurology's future . . . Johnathan knows where Neurology keeps their golf clubs

@@VoidWalkerOblivion yes but it could at least be the one day eye bro wrote something for the scribe for once

@@SparklRebel Ophthalmologists can't write

So good! Missed opportunity, Dr. G :)

LOL

LOOOOL

that would have been awesome.

They say the comedy writes itself, and it’s happening in the comments

Him and Bike Bro. Both get treated like utter shit from Admin Bro. ED docs get abused left right and center, with no way to escape.

@@lilbatz Hey, there is up (the corporate ladder) and down (the bottle) remaining as pathways of escape.

@@lilbatz ER doctors and family medicine get treated like utter shit by everyone from admin, to patients (or patient attenders in case of ER) to other departments they give consults to. 1 month of rotation in ER during my internship convinced me that as much as I love trauma care, it's too thankless a job for me to handle.

@@radmoonable Unfortunately that's probably why most of the people left in those positions are fucking assholes. They're the only ones willing to tolerate the abuse, because they dish out just as much.

He had to take PTO just to walk to another department in the hospital 🥺

An Opthamologist, or their scribe, never works on The Lord's Day. That's like lesson 1 in eye dentist school

You're wrong he doesn't do it in his sleep, Jonathan doesn't sleep. But occasionally he is put in standby mode.

@@SolidifiedHoney I was just going to point this out 🤣

He didn't like the idea of having to work Friday afternoons, though.

@@ThatllShowEm I think it might not have been the Friday afternoons, it's Neuro he doesn't like lol

"Trampoline park." Yep, that tracks.

Okay, we need this as a skit, lol

Why do I feel like you have had to rewrite notes because they got shot at with “unusually explosive pimple”

@@Quakefire Ewww!! Do you write professionally? You painted a very unpleasantly graphic picture with so few words. 🫣🤢🤮

@@SuperLadyDanger I’m a Paramedic, I’ve seen my share of gross

@@Quakefire Ditto. I’m just not succinctly glib! Hell my chatterbox nature got me the nickname “Mouth” by the brave unmalicious few who dared to call me that to my face. 🤭🤣

It's also a Friday afternoon shift. And even Jonathans like having their Fridays to go do non-Jonathan things. I was an ED Jonathan and I liked having one weekend day off (Friday, Saturday, or Sunday). Lets me at least have the option to hang out with friends/family once a week. But, I was also the Jonathan that willingly picked up extra shifts for coworkers and would work 7 or 8 days straight.

@@ameerabates My goodness! You were a Jonathan! It's an honour to see a Jonathan in the wild!

But did he get a raise, though?

A raise? What do you think this is? An ethical organization, ran on principles of meritocracy and/or decency….? No…. This is healthcare…

I lost it at eye dentist and servant boy

Yes, even the ophthalmologist is the “eye man” or “eye dentist” to him

What is pto ?

@@LuisXGP... Paid Time Off

@@bhat_ysrael 😱

@@LuisXGP Basically time off from work that is been paid. Now it depends per job on how many hours or days of PTO you get. In most jobs you get none. PTO also sometimes has to be scheduled before requesting that minimal amount of PTO you have. Family medicine is so overworked that he has to use his hard earn PTO for....basically work......which is kind of the joke.

@@oscarmendez1477 unless you work in a civilised country. I get 30 days PTO + Public Holidays.

Ah the corporate catch-22. You aren't doing enough to justify more help, but you can't do more without more help. Also, it doesn't matter how good you do or how many socks you knock off, it's never good enough for upper management.

epICK. You have my deepest sympathies.

Why would they help you? Pshh you try to keep patients out of hospitals. Wheres the profit in that. /hyperbole(?)

The circle of fuckery

One of many reasons I left FP. "They" keep saying that burnout is "a complex issue." Part of it are quite simple. Scribes save careers, and probably lives. That's not so hard to understand.

As someone who works for a corporation and considers myself a Jack of all trades, noted. I shall make myself seem useless from time to time

It makes all the sense in the world. It's objectively a great way to help the overall state of public health. Thanks for doing this and spreading this reasoning

Family medicine needs two Jonathan’s.

@@YahushasDisciple I would like for family medicine to get their own personal Jonathan as a Christmas present 😭😭😭

Not at all! Just a med student here, but we're so, so happy when you guys take good care of your bodies, and we talk a lot in med schools about how to PREVENT awful diseases instead of just treat them with varying results. This is a wonderful way to show solidarity!

I hope family medicine gets a win soon

🤣 Seriously laughing at that. I wonder if he made it up or is a common insult.

Eyes are brain bubbles! On the floor!

Dentist left the room already. 😂

And as someone with chronic pain-it fing works! Also… only 10 minutes? 😅

Please. Please can this be done.

Bold of you to assume you need more than one Jonathan for that.

It'd be better if Family Med gets Jonathan and even he can't keep up with the workload

Yes x 1,000!

@@christbw Hey there we go, it could be heroic and satisfying and still make a statement about family med by starting with one Jonathan and then him realizing even he needs backup to carry off the mission

I had to pause the video to collect myself.

Awesome, you rock !

I been laughing with this videos but now I realize I don’t know in real life what’s a Jonathan. Are like technicians?

@@berniversace1 he's a medical scribe! :)

@@zoinks-scoob thank you soooo much!!!!

I thought maybe Jonathan didn’t want to give up his time off, seeing as Ophthalmology starts their weekend at 14:00 on Fridays

Probably the 11 late consults that said 1) altered mental status 2) abnormal MRI 3) history of {insert any non acute, chronic or congenital condition} 4) post arrest encephalopathy and the patient is still on hypothermia protocol with heavy sedation and paralytics precluding any meaningful evaluation or a dozen other annoying reasons

And in a cruel twist of fate once the uprising begins and all the doctors are slain, Family Medicine will prefer the sweet release of death instead of taking on the rest of the world's doctor's workloads. How the turns tables.

Yeah I was pretty shocked that the neurologist had the gall to suggest anyone from Eye Realm have to work on a Friday afternoon

Every once in a while there's a plot twist.

@@FirstLast-vy6rn but the plot twists are always the most interesting cases. Then you have to rely on the Bill note about the emergency trauma surgery and the ER Bill note for more HPI details just to start.

Jonathan would just nod if you asked.

we need jonathan to win world wars xD

@@masternobody1896 nah, for that we would just need to give the Ukrainian military everything the United States military has. World War over in 5 weeks- and that only because they'd make extreme efforts to avoid civilian casualties including helping old folks, pregnant women and children evacuate before planned military advances.

Jonathon hasn’t got it on his schedule

@@DeathnoteBB I see

I think the Friday afternoon neuro thing sped it up.

He apparently travels stuffed into a duffel bag. I am certain that Customs will let him pass. The force is with him.

My wife is considering the same ! 😎👍

Binocular dysfunction is annoying. Your eyes see two different views and instead of things being 3D, you just see double. I've noticed that if I push one eye I can make the images overlap and my brain finally sees in 3D, but only lasts aslong as im manually pushing. Is there a cure for it? When I make myself see in 3D like that it overwhelms my brain and things are way too 'vivid'. I think seeing like this also helps as I'm an artist. My normal vision is 2D so drawing came natural to me. Not sure I'd want it cured.

Decided to share this since I thought you would enjoy some weird eye things! Yo i was just diagnosed with this! Over 2 decades of living with it, I just got my first pair of glasses and damn is it weird to have them lol. Apparently my eyes are not working together and are slightly misaligned so I rely on my right eye slightly more than my left. I had to get neurolenses (which of course insurance didn't cover) but my actually eyesight is actually still 20/20 lol. My whole life I've always proped my left cheek up with my hand while drawing/reading and closed that eye. Tried to do archery. Could shoot with that eye closed but couldn't aim for anything once I had both eyes opened even with a sight. Doc told me it would have been impossible for someone to adjust my sight for me to work. I would have had to do it and it wouldn't have has to have been off the bow at the angle. Whole life of ever so slightly tilting my head to the right. Apparently what I have is very subtle but a new opthamologist found it with some fancy tech machines and... a sharpie to show me my strange parallax issues lol. He had me look at the "e" of Sharpie and alternate covering one eye then the other. Then told me that the "e" is not supposed to jump that much in my fov between each eye. Doc was nerding out on me, watching my brain and eyes work individually. Left eye is blurrier and lags behind on focusing and refocusing. The lenses are odd because I only have a baby prescription in them. It's main job is to let my brain work less. The only way I can describe Neurolenses is making it easier to see. Not better, not sharper. Just easier. Wore my glasses outside today for the first tome today and I felt my left eye taking a fraction of a second to refocus on things far away. Right eye had it, but it was really odd to have my vision take a super breif moment to pause and readjust. Only just discovered at a new office for me with better tech. I was seeing an opthamologist every six months for about 8 years because I have rheumatoid arthritis and it could affect my eyes. Plenty of eye evals in my past, but none with a machine that could dial in on my vision automatically. Wish I got the exact name of the condition but I don't think I did. Maybe you know?

@@theseventh5204 i have a super mild version of this! Don't know what exactly to call it but Neuorlens is a company that makes special lenses to help your eyes and brain communicate. I got a pair and they are quite fascinating. I replied to OP above if you want a longer read, but there are options. However, I was told that almost no insurance covers them (because screw us I guess), so my lenses alone were a little over $600. The good thing is that I don't have changing vision problems (worsening vision) so these lenses should work for me for years and years. It is the frames that will likely need to be replaced. If you don't have worsening vision and you do want to get these lenses, go for metal frames. Plastics wear out faster than metal. Not sure about other materials like wood or such.

Oh, ouch! That hurts!

Of course!

I had to pause the video, collect myself, then go back and rewatch that scene.