For everyone wondering, this is my campaign, and yes, my head contains only 2 braincells (both of which are currently fighting for 3rd place), as oppose to a full size brain. For a bit more context regarding this... shitutation, i had tested positive for covid and had naff all else to do, so i decide to play WH3 (which I hadn't played for a few months at this point), and decided to play chaos dwarfs. I usually play Astrogoth and wanted to change things up a bit by playing as Zhatan the black, seeing as I haven't played Zhatan before. I also haven't played much in the Cathay region (or much of the WH3 content in general), I made a big mistake in vastly underestimating the Cathay factions and was most shocked when I had Miao Ying and her entourage come to kick my head in. From watching the video I have now realised a number of mistakes I made, both in the battle itself as well as the on campaign map, and by playing more of this campaign in general I have learnt a lot of things to prevent my self creating such stupidity in the future, (for example, I never even tried to drain the enemy's ammo using my wizard or lord, which is something I used to do ALOT in Warhammer 2, so not sure where my 2 braincells went when I was playing this battle), and for those wondering, yes, I was playing super passively and sort of turtling my way through the campaign, which I have now realised is -10 IQ play. I have since started a multiplayer campaign with a buddy playing as the same faction, and using the lessons I've learnt in this campaign I have avoided putting myself into stupid situations as seen in this video, the multiplayer campaign is going much better than the beginning of this campaign. :D Massive thank you to Legend for winning this battle for me, i was smiling and laughing my way through the whole video, and this has really made day! (PS, Legend, I hope I didn't turn too many of your hairs gray!) Thanks again Legend and thank you to everyone in the comments making Jokes, giving advice, etc. The community we have here is truly one of the greatest!

That first firestorm... Slaanesh, get out of my pants!

You can tell the difficulty of a battle at the frequency that legend insult his troops and the ennemies ones 😂

"-Wanckstabber" "Blundetbussies" Slanesh taking control when a man is at his weakest.

15:30 "They are going for Gorduz Wanckstabber!"

This video was recommended to me 20 minutes after being published, very nice.

That first flamestorm functioned like a wind spell. Ooooof

The swearing at the units and enemies was great. Thanks for the quality entertainment.

As someone new to WH3, this was seriously impressive to watch. I learnt a lot about unit control and how to use hero's effectively.

First time, for me, to see Legend got frustrated in battle…”fucking trash… “ 😂

Havent heard this much swearing from Legend in a long time! Finnaly channeling more of his Aussie spirit

turn 49 lvl 13 LL? it should be lvl 30+ by that point.

that first vortex was PERFECT

Man, Legens clicking as fast as a pro stracraft2 player! 😂 Some fast microing there.

Funny enough, I just saved my own Settra Campaign by taking a small break from fighting anything, I had to reorganize my provinces as I'd done a really bad job when I started that campaign back before I knew how to play Tomb Kings at all. Just thought it was interesting because you always say to not be passive (which I agree with) but on occasion productive passiveness can be helpful! At least it was in my case. :)

Incredible job!!! This is definitely one of those videos I wasn’t sure could be won. I laughed my ass off at all the swearing at the troops.

haha, Everything about this was pure gold entertainment, the second fight *chefs kiss* I suspect he was pushing end turn to get caravan travel because that caravan has been to 4 different places and some take several turns to travel

Legend-tuber is a master of working with trash-garbage, yes yes.

Legend has enough experience with trash units that something like this is still winnable for him. Though more Hobgoblins and less Orc Laborers would have helped make the battle a little less like a disaster battle, along with buffing Zhatan and his army rather than going for Lightning Strike.

At first I was like: stress 100 then I saw the convoy battle too and I was like: strees 200

2 battles for the price of one. I thought you were going to respec those lords. You did tell him what to do, so there is that.

“Play however you want but this way is shit” 😂

Tip : Zhatan on his foot is as tanky as Belegar players usually put him on his mount to make use of sadistic snare ability

LOL "Turn 49, that's not a lot of Progress" I was like this this looks similar to my games, except im usually close to bankruptcy 😢

I hate seeing the videos come online. Means there won't be a stream hahaha.

Legend you're disgustingly good, I'd have thought this was unwinnable !

You know a disaster battle is going to be hard when Legend feels like it's necessary to waste the enemy ammo at the start, haha

1st time seeing any of these non-Chorfs as part of a Convoy, thx! Also, seeing those Organ Guns get shut down that rapidly was sick-good to see Fireborn maintaining their utility. Surprised to see the Chosen and Maneaters pulling that much weight despite being kept out of combat through most of the…combat

God that was stressful to watch lol. That firestorm rng was beutiful as was that closing shotty volly into the demon slayer. Think that second battle especially is a pretty good learning oppertunity for some of my friends, just got 3 of em into tww3

Lol if you listen closely you can hear the construction team outside Legend's house. Specifically the noise a heavy machine makes when backing up

You know it's actually difficult if legend starts cursing more haha. What a wild battle

2 battles in 1 video? Nice one xD, feel sorry for your pain doing the 1st battle Legend

Based Legend fighting the Good-Fight not once but twice!

Harmony gives Cathay ranged units insane reload so they waste their ammo incredibly quickly

Legend of total Roast!

"Gorduz Wankstabber" lol!

So sweaty. Goddamn. That was a few more grey hairs for sure.

Legend being legendary again... i really though the second battle was unwinnable...

That was something .. Gobo powah. With the Lords leaving early and the map for the reinforcing Cathay had to climb and turn and go a distance.

Legend you are so humble too accept those trash campaigns you are the best.

Wild. Just had a skaven campaign, tretch, where one of the dark dawi was lvl 13 by like turn 7. He was a massive pain in the ass to kill but his magic nearly made me lose the battle, sheeesh 13 at turn 40 is wild

How on earth has he been not attacked from all sides? I literally don’t have a turn to rest when I play as the Chorfs.

Commenting for the algorithm I don't like world of warfare or whatever Warhammer is, but i still support you Hoping for a return to historical soon

Starting to wonder about some of these disasters. Like wtf was this guy doing for 40 turns, did he just hit end turn like 30 turns in a row to artificially create a disaster?

Hey Legend! Love the vids and the livestreams, will you do an IE of Grombrindal with the update of the dwarves? Would love to see that. Greetings from the Netherlands

17:22 "Blunderbussy"

Amazing battle !

Double whammy 2 for 1 disaster battle 😂

Two for the price of one!

this guy was so fresh with his disaster battle, should have kept it on ez or smthing, but at least it was a show for us

amazing flamestormy at the start wow legends luck sometimes :D

Wow that was an intense one.

As much as you can play the way you want, passive is just not an option for chaos dwarves… their whole theme is constant war for the the influx of slav-- I mean interns. If you’ve just been afk on zhatan, you are legit doing a challenge run.

I just started watching this, and it looks absolutely hopeless. I am extremely curious to see how you are going to pull off this colossal mismatch.

Man I’m playin on normal/normal and I swear the AI plays a lot smarter than on your videos. Nurgle is clownin me as Cathay. Whenever I cast a spell like you did in the beginning with fire tornado, they move out of it instantly

Double battle nice :P more for us to see

“Quantity has a quality all its own.” ― Joseph Stalin

beautiful battle

Sometimes I think the disaster battles aren't awful and could be won easily with good positioning. This one was so rough there's no way I could have won this one.

My guess is this guy was shortstacking on raw materials /labor and just decided to wait until he could recruit artillery before setting out. Haven't the foggiest idea why he'd have so many greenskin units if that's the case though since he had more than enough armaments to have included more chorfs.

Legend of Total War injured himself during a jelqing exercise.

Two disaster fix for the price of one

I usually think most of the disaster battles look like they'd be fun but not this one. That would be a yuck battle!

I think he just like the goblins

Quite a short sighted player.

i think i know the game plan this guy was going for... just hear me out! i think he was planning and going for the finishing strike on Legend's last strands of hair on his head! i mean seriously i think i lost some hair from just watching this! The sheer volume of stress seeing legend working so hard to win this battle XD

Two for the price of one, nice

Looks like the guy leveled Warhammer 2 style straight to Lightning Strike, which is not good in 3

Hi, Legend Cool video as always) Could you please advise me which should I choose to play: vanilla, SFO or Radious? I am new to the game, but not to Total War, I like a more challenging gameplay, also I particurarly like to play long campaigns and not getting bored in the endgame. Please, help))

I honestly have no idea what spells are worth putting points into overcast on

Legend was not pleased

This is deliberate, he made the worse thing possible and no way Legend would beat it..

Dude had rank 9 Orc Labor ... Damm thats fucked

How? At turn 49 are you only lvl 13?

I’m love someone to mod legend into the game as a slaven lord 😂😂

Legend was so irritated by these trash units :'D

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That first firestorm.. what cheats/mod did you use? I want some.

Legend: activates -8 leadership also Legend: this front-line is useless, it runs away instantly

Too bad you wasn't there 248 years ago.... How about round two ..?

Slaaneshi followers everywhere. Please come save me Father Nurgle.

Slaanesh bots need smiting Sigmar holy hammer is here to smite them

such a cool map probably the most unbalanced for attacker and defender

impossible ! using mostly trash to wipe out mid to end game units and strong LL ? no units wiped out ? what sorcery is this !?

can we rename the video to "Legend ranting about a poor guys army for 30 minutes"? :D

Turn 49 and only level 13 play an other game i would say too the person how have send that in because if someone do not know how the infos are out their. Around Turn 49 you should be level 30 too 50 and that is easy. I do not get it why people play so bad?

I cannot understand those people how have nothing on turn 50 or so it is so sad why people play so bad? I could understand if it is a good player how wants a challenged but that is not the fact here.

I have the impression that people deliberately create such troll campaigns just to send them to you.

i hope his daughter wasnt near him while he recorded this video or her first word is going to be something naughty

I'm really glad I dont play like this

17:25 Wut?

Stressed you out so much your game graphic got turned down all the way to minimum

This persons army is just offensive to me. It’s turn 49. They should have their army completely made up of chaos dwarf warriors, blunderbusses and maybe bull centaur renders and a few bits of artillery. Not this trash.

First!

First

Gonna assume whoever sent this in, is actually just garbage at the game no offense.

But A.I. cant win!.... Pls CA update TWW3 A.I.

I'm so baffled by players that are this slow. What have you been doing for 40 turns?

I can't stand the guttural language Chaos Dwarves speak.

Man i hate flaming people for being bad but... holy fuck imagine the AI being TWICE your faction leader's level. Please just uninstall at this point, might as well sell the steam account