Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault
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Here's an idea: If Sam Jackson is in the movie, maybe your kid shouldn't watch it?
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@errorcode99 9 жыл бұрын
My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!
@TrustATinOwl 9 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.
@multismashify 9 жыл бұрын
Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.
@Toru_01 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude. You made my day.
@juffurey 9 жыл бұрын
Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?
@frtard 9 жыл бұрын
juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...
@reztra4157 8 жыл бұрын
"Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off
@FunnyOrDie 8 жыл бұрын
+ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!
@joshjackson9664 8 жыл бұрын
+Funny Or Die sweat dreams
@thechargeblade 7 жыл бұрын
i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao
@Greyshadow_17 7 жыл бұрын
I died of laughter there
@Austin-wh4yi 7 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.
@markparkinson6947 3 жыл бұрын
"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!" Gets me every time. 🤣
@mattw6399 2 жыл бұрын
I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.
@markparkinson6947 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattw6399 Like what?
@isweartofuckinggod 2 жыл бұрын
My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.
@carloslopezortega3327 2 жыл бұрын
What.
@markparkinson6947 2 жыл бұрын
@@isweartofuckinggod Nice!
@CanadaDan1971 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”
@Mike_07 2 жыл бұрын
LOL..
@colechandwel9550 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, fair cop tho.
@MapleHero120 2 жыл бұрын
(Points finger out like Captain America) I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
@housepumpinpc3983 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lupinvash3 2 жыл бұрын
That’s STUPIDASS order
@forkspoon4904 6 жыл бұрын
Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit
@chrisplays191 5 жыл бұрын
Wheree is my super suit😕
@blackfeathers2166 5 жыл бұрын
HONEEEEEY?
@AMuffler 5 жыл бұрын
You stole this comment from SMAXZO.
@tristanfoss7469 5 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute...
@bruceaskew2107 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Th3Shrike 6 жыл бұрын
"that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever
@juansalcido2037 5 жыл бұрын
well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja
@TheSaryne 5 жыл бұрын
That really made me laugh out loud.
@The482075 5 жыл бұрын
People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.
@jimijamesjowitt 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?
@BeezOne84 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington
@Goldie_Hawn_Solo 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen Laurence Fishburne in.
@bubeable 3 жыл бұрын
I dont think they look alike AT ALL. Then again, i can seperate asian cultures from each other so maybe i'm just generally better..
@Goldie_Hawn_Solo 3 жыл бұрын
@@bubeable Autism: Still rolling strong in 2021.
@Zanoladab 3 жыл бұрын
@@Goldie_Hawn_Solo 🤣🤣🤣
@Zanoladab 3 жыл бұрын
@@bubeable a news anchorer actually mistook samuel l jackson for being in a super bowl commercial while it was actually laurence fishburne. That's where this jokes come from
@Goldie_Hawn_Solo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Zanoladab No shit?
@theiammike123 2 жыл бұрын
*"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"* Straight up facts.
@donnadaisy333 Жыл бұрын
True
@JD92205 Жыл бұрын
Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch
@destroyerblackdragon 10 ай бұрын
So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.
@theiammike123 10 ай бұрын
@@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"
@ShFred 4 жыл бұрын
*That wasn't even me!* *That was Morgan Freeman!* I laughed so hard I got nauseated.
@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. 4 жыл бұрын
*fuck you anyway*
@MiorAkif 4 жыл бұрын
Nah man, it was Laurence Fishburne
@DakshithaBandaratilaka 4 жыл бұрын
again fucking Samuel L. Jackson Mother F**king fault for being funny!
@bradensorensen966 4 жыл бұрын
He also thinks that we live in the matrix and he’s the President of Uganda!
@ichauch9333 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@gertigegollari2456 4 жыл бұрын
"You let your kid watch Django?" -Samuel L. Jackson
@ComicBookGuy420 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes I did😈
@thc4825 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that
@ComicBookGuy420 4 жыл бұрын
@jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence
@ragileksbean 4 жыл бұрын
Yes i do! ... And Hentai to..
@TOM15555555 4 жыл бұрын
He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒
@ivanvrkljan1056 3 жыл бұрын
I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.
@thomastaylor8910 2 жыл бұрын
Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it
@bananamuncher741 4 жыл бұрын
*_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*
@tumadrev598 4 жыл бұрын
I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀
@ellaew6 4 жыл бұрын
Your son is a man of culture 👍
@jetrickgordo4026 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.
@NRX25 4 жыл бұрын
It's art.
@HenriRegnaultUserpage 4 жыл бұрын
i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.
@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын
My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!
@dewaunwarren1 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a good thing
@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын
@@dewaunwarren1 It is!
@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.
@jimalemartinez 4 жыл бұрын
Lol FACTS 💯
@Sergio-fu7mv 4 жыл бұрын
In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸
@musicfreak611 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding
@ComicBooksandVideoGameNerd96 10 ай бұрын
Like dude the rating is on the damn box
@twigglykevin 7 ай бұрын
What is a movie store?
@takaetono6773 Жыл бұрын
I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!" Denzel Washington is just hilarious.
@futanarispaceelf2080 8 жыл бұрын
Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!
@stephaniecruz187 8 жыл бұрын
Rape 😑
@carultch 8 жыл бұрын
+Somebody Say Cake? At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.
@JiggSsaw 8 жыл бұрын
+carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.
@jclarkson1618 7 жыл бұрын
JiggSsaw never thought of it like that
@Kickiusz 7 жыл бұрын
+JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.
@nttiv7725 8 жыл бұрын
"My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack" "You've seen Jungle fever" "No I just like Crack" Lmao
@BayuAH 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for the transcript!
@vodoumyers 3 жыл бұрын
This shit will never get old😆
@SS-xo5iz 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MF-Rell 2 жыл бұрын
Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣
@acb723 2 жыл бұрын
" welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎
@DeltaDanner 2 жыл бұрын
I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”
@rustygear447 2 жыл бұрын
@moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣
@AJ--212 2 жыл бұрын
id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'
@calebsyswerda 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.
@centauri9458 2 жыл бұрын
Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly
@StarkIller-df7gw 12 күн бұрын
@@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂
@clementnade972 2 жыл бұрын
"my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea." I died laughing. And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.
@hardcoreking52 2 жыл бұрын
Same here dude. "How's that even my fault?"
@lupinvash3 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.
@teddyadonia 4 жыл бұрын
*My son scared of saying "what" because of you !* damn you Samuel L. Jackson!
@shockfang2239 4 жыл бұрын
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!
@shockfang2239 4 жыл бұрын
@Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene Nit the movie yet
@desiderata6048 4 жыл бұрын
Not any country I've ever heard of....
@stas_fri3124 4 жыл бұрын
Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....
@Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 жыл бұрын
@@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!
@stevenfriedman2902 8 жыл бұрын
He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!
@Mesergschmidt 7 жыл бұрын
naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)
@crunch1757 7 жыл бұрын
but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out
@zeeshanmukhtiar5241 6 жыл бұрын
Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too
@SoupDumpling_ 6 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@marksmales2204 6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nicholaswhite4301 3 жыл бұрын
My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...
@swenhtet2861 Жыл бұрын
Coming to America XD.
@RestoreTechnique Жыл бұрын
Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
@codemeister1121 3 жыл бұрын
My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island
@marcalbert674 4 жыл бұрын
"My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD
@bigmock141 4 жыл бұрын
Peanut allergy as well
@Iwillberightbackok 4 жыл бұрын
How’s that my problem hhahaha
@busterzigler7530 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AsYourCruiseDirector 3 жыл бұрын
“How is that even my fault??”
@jordan999fire 4 жыл бұрын
"MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!" *Disney did not like that*
@brandon1234 3 жыл бұрын
Winter soldier movie
@lwh2113 3 жыл бұрын
“This action will have consequences “
@jomo2483 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck
@bubeable 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?
@jnnx 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?
@ombathija8379 3 жыл бұрын
"You let your kid watch django?" im dead
@davidwas77 3 жыл бұрын
My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"
@fluxdrive8975 3 жыл бұрын
Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol
@hd591 2 жыл бұрын
And if he says "What?" You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."
@fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna 2 жыл бұрын
I don't like simon
@ThaBlkRainbow 6 жыл бұрын
My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea, How is that my fault? LMAO
@jaddaher3823 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alltheworldsastage4785 5 жыл бұрын
How's that even my fault?! lol
@ashrocdenarko4310 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAo
@kendallrobinson7523 4 жыл бұрын
Democrats have to blame someone else. Get real where have you been?
@ilikepigeons6101 4 жыл бұрын
yo pierre doesn't mean he is wrong
@petebegnell9480 6 жыл бұрын
My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..
@madnessbydesign1415 5 жыл бұрын
Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?
@zefanyalt5944 5 жыл бұрын
that's what you called divine intervention
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude 4 жыл бұрын
The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned
@cvf628 4 жыл бұрын
Not that much of a stretch.
@pedromelgarracine5068 4 жыл бұрын
@@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!
@AggressivelyLoving 2 жыл бұрын
Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.
@mckenzie.latham91 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how much of this shit goes on in real life.
@b.dalius5136 4 жыл бұрын
My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!
@GinoongVince 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a good thing? 😂
@b.dalius5136 4 жыл бұрын
@@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!
@chillimack 4 жыл бұрын
Me too tbh
@avenger25 4 жыл бұрын
Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.
@stephencook7337 4 жыл бұрын
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂
@semguitarra 4 жыл бұрын
My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.
@davidfallows6153 4 жыл бұрын
*off*
@nyacodm5887 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidfallows6153 *Oof*
@The_Notorious_N.O.E. 4 жыл бұрын
I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.
@Ihatemylife293 4 жыл бұрын
Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha
@paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23 3 жыл бұрын
My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys
@AJ--212 2 жыл бұрын
the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it
@TheTechAdmin 2 жыл бұрын
2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.
@JosephDickson 6 жыл бұрын
My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.
@bruceaskew2107 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😎
@katerinarampenthal4454 5 жыл бұрын
Best fucking comment!!!
@hotmixxable 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@seanbernard4212 4 жыл бұрын
We all are
@TBreezy17 4 жыл бұрын
Haha in tears.
@mastermonkeyman34 8 жыл бұрын
This is an accurate representation of modern parents
@Ayplus 6 жыл бұрын
Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now
@donnadaisy333 Жыл бұрын
Damned straight!
@flatearthisahoax4030 Жыл бұрын
My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂
@Gumbier_Than 10 ай бұрын
My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!
@ushalweerathunga7081 2 жыл бұрын
@0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.
@BackwardAssassin 7 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!
@babbisp1 6 жыл бұрын
"Well... fuck you anyway!"
@SMAXZO 7 жыл бұрын
My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.
@CurtisLittlechild92 5 жыл бұрын
SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!
@AMuffler 5 жыл бұрын
Someone stole your comment and got more likes!
@ajayrulezzz 3 жыл бұрын
"My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"
@wolfrainexxx 2 жыл бұрын
"You let your kid watch Django!?" Yeah, they let them play GTA V.
@Cupcom5 2 жыл бұрын
And call of duty
@wolfrainexxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cupcom5 "No Russian."
@ProfessorArt1 2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?
@JPLarkin01 10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen" i just burst out laughin :D
@shaunbolin178 9 жыл бұрын
Me too lol!!
@AFriskyGamer 9 жыл бұрын
best line of this by far xD
@oldstoffire 9 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman! Laughed so fucking hard.
@Lyssebabz 6 жыл бұрын
i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption
@madridistasejati5358 6 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!"
@arzooothwal9934 5 жыл бұрын
That ain't even me lmao 😂
@DJL396 5 жыл бұрын
That's kinda racist, right?
@paulcrawford5437 5 жыл бұрын
Best bit lmao
@stoppedgold5852 5 жыл бұрын
Damar Laksono yeah actually
@chriss3154 3 жыл бұрын
Is this a series? I need more!
@dakota825 3 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me that was morgan freemon"🤣
@lucashammar8180 6 жыл бұрын
My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!
@CaptainDoomsday 6 жыл бұрын
You complete bastard.
@wunzeptepwun6175 5 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"
@mactavish2401 5 жыл бұрын
Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂 (I know is typo 😁😂)
@nightwarper1760 5 жыл бұрын
My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!
@cymes82 5 жыл бұрын
@@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.
@afro4640 4 жыл бұрын
Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!” Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”
@Pancakes4din 4 жыл бұрын
Token Black lmao
@MrSanteeclaus 4 жыл бұрын
Did he memorize the Bible also
@gmork1090 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.
@noname768397 3 жыл бұрын
At least he memorized the Bible
@asyamrachannel6595 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😆😁
@nyarlathotep13 3 жыл бұрын
My son thought he could have a purple lightsaber when they don’t make that in this universe.
@CaptainBlueShell 3 жыл бұрын
*Man..... Laurence Fishburne is awesome... too bad everybody is blaming him in this sketch.....*
@XGamingPhunX 7 жыл бұрын
It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.
@XGamingPhunX 7 жыл бұрын
***** what an idiot.
@matthew5200 7 жыл бұрын
XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds? parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?" really????!?!?!!?
@ericdouglas1359 7 жыл бұрын
I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.
@terrenceelijah6488 6 жыл бұрын
ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas
@vandamme6379 6 жыл бұрын
GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.
@lewiskielty4230 6 жыл бұрын
"My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂
@joeparedes6974 Жыл бұрын
My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!
@ultramaximusreviews 3 жыл бұрын
when she flips his donut off the plate LOL
@MegaMaverickMan 2 жыл бұрын
It was a burger bun. Lol.
@ShiitakeWarrior 9 жыл бұрын
2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_
@brodycole4125 5 жыл бұрын
ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"
@Stuart267 7 жыл бұрын
Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend
@josephtedesco8429 3 жыл бұрын
“Thanks to you, now my son can’t find his super suit!”
@noam65 3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled. We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.
@amanms1999 4 жыл бұрын
My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!
@bineshsukumaran1994 4 жыл бұрын
In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.
@deus3953 4 жыл бұрын
We don’t all look alike!
@ispartacus1337 4 жыл бұрын
Damnit you beat me by 4 months!
@ruizma9826 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆
@lukecalumlyonwrath7723 4 жыл бұрын
Aim for the bush
@anthonysimpson01 4 жыл бұрын
"my nicknames gator and i smoke crack" "cause of jungle fever?" "no i i never saw it i just like crack" _"what?"_
@erenthec9281 4 жыл бұрын
SAY WHAT AGAIN
@sudilos1172 4 жыл бұрын
SAY WHAT AGAIN
@holycow818181 6 ай бұрын
It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).
@DareDevilJuly 5 ай бұрын
There's also Pill Boy, the lady from the post office in the Good Place and Glen!!!!
@robertsteich7362 3 жыл бұрын
Samuel Jackson in high pitch voice: “Follow the yellow brick road.”
@yesiamluchol6048 6 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao
@itanmayi 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came
@Theproclaimed 4 жыл бұрын
Tanmay that happens more than you think
@Redem10 10 жыл бұрын
Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson
@Alex-tx2em 10 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language
@arunhai08 6 жыл бұрын
It means he won't do anything ?
@darthvenom305671 6 жыл бұрын
the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !
@ThePathStrider 5 жыл бұрын
Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.
@nadrmutsb 5 жыл бұрын
Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid
@joshuamartinpryce8424 2 жыл бұрын
Samuel L Jackson is awesome. So many films and yet we never get bored of him on screen. Spirituality is something that we never get bored of because there is always room for growth and potential.
@bhargavapeesa3206 3 жыл бұрын
Super work
@Markus_Andrew 4 жыл бұрын
"My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"
@aliciabell6688 4 жыл бұрын
Rotflol...ty for this!
@jaredthompson5323 4 жыл бұрын
Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions
@heyreeen 3 жыл бұрын
Lol pillboi is here too
@ucsp5855 3 жыл бұрын
prequel to good place, haha
@christopherminutolo9384 2 жыл бұрын
She? Not a girl
@hadassah356 Жыл бұрын
Also, the mail lady in the Good Place.
@rawxane 3 жыл бұрын
I love that actress so much !!! (the first one, the one who played in The Good Place)
@luggilu7864 4 жыл бұрын
"you let your child watch django?" Appropriate reaction
@modrenwarefare 4 жыл бұрын
Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”
@yuutokasane3332 3 жыл бұрын
waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?
@obrienjackson6907 3 жыл бұрын
@@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did
@carlosescalera2894 3 жыл бұрын
My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public
@MarioFanaticXV 9 жыл бұрын
No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?
@coolguy02536 9 жыл бұрын
I love how you had to question it.
@MarioFanaticXV 9 жыл бұрын
Mike Hawk I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.
@siegfriedsiegfried726 9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.
@spagetmen 9 жыл бұрын
Mike Hawk ohai
@typingreallyfast 9 жыл бұрын
MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker
@DiscussThing 3 жыл бұрын
2021 and this is so much more relevant now.
@jefftenormen666 7 күн бұрын
Ik this is 10 years old but can't believe this still needs to explained to people
@DaDestroyer1986 4 жыл бұрын
At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...
@octaneeatshiscereal7851 3 жыл бұрын
Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy
@pyrl_av 7 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂
@LoveKrystal471 6 жыл бұрын
Knibbsy "well, fuck you anyway"
@jamiemcgonigle6232 3 жыл бұрын
Wish this was longer
@elise8291 2 жыл бұрын
I should not be watching this 8 years old video and laughing out loud at 2am but... here I am. IT'S YOUR FAULT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
@hashtastic3537 6 жыл бұрын
'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.
@jaddaher3823 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@brodycole4125 5 жыл бұрын
1:54 "MY NICKNAME IS GATOR NOT SMOKE CRACK!"
@seiyuokamihimura5082 5 жыл бұрын
Best line.
@OceansOfMotionStudios 7 жыл бұрын
My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂
@davecross5167 5 ай бұрын
Why am I only coming across this now!
@terrytwotoes3225 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the whole cast of "the good place" are in this sketch
@TheMissingSock 7 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)
@ivargas8492 6 жыл бұрын
TheMissingSock classic,
@RichardServello 6 жыл бұрын
I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.
@ysdom 6 жыл бұрын
It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.
@RichardServello 6 жыл бұрын
It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.
@smilingdog4067 9 жыл бұрын
Isn't he the black guy in every movie ever made?
@personmcpersonstein3571 9 жыл бұрын
Yep
@smilingdog4067 8 жыл бұрын
***** Have you ever seen the two of them together? hmmmm...
@albinomoreno8358 8 жыл бұрын
morgan freeman is samuel l. jackson with freckles. illuminati
@KIDDKingIsaacDaDon 8 жыл бұрын
+Albino Moreno Or Samuel L. Jackson could be Morgan Freeman without freckles
@albinomoreno8358 8 жыл бұрын
Isaac Bell or samuel l. jackson is A MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE
@TXMEDRGR 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he has a sense of humor. He has played some great parts.
@CrazyBunny123 Жыл бұрын
Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.
@MegaMaverickMan Жыл бұрын
Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.
@VincentStevenStudio 10 жыл бұрын
My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!
@jasonambeau3358 10 жыл бұрын
Aha so true
@sasukeuchiha5110 10 жыл бұрын
Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?
@Xqvvzts 10 жыл бұрын
My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
@stevenserna910 Жыл бұрын
My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.
@TimpossibleOne 5 жыл бұрын
My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War
@eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 4 жыл бұрын
Stolen coment
@dewaunwarren1 4 жыл бұрын
This is the same comment as the one above you
@dedhunt3570 4 жыл бұрын
Dude the og one is just above u lol
@Delicashilous 4 жыл бұрын
Because of KILLER QUEEN, BITES TO DUSTO!!!
@TheRealNickBoone 3 жыл бұрын
That was an Epic video !! I laughed so hard man !! Poor Mr. L. Jackson !!
@elevatedream 2 жыл бұрын
7 years later and I finally get the recommendation
@BifronsCandle 8 жыл бұрын
But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...
@vladfuruncul7787 8 жыл бұрын
:)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD
@davidking6632 8 жыл бұрын
yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral
@CBright7831 7 жыл бұрын
+Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!
@ownpetard8379 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone loves Stacks
@brodycole570 6 жыл бұрын
Do you sleep in true romance
@FlyBoyKhi 10 жыл бұрын
So fucking awesome.
@FunnyOrDie 10 жыл бұрын
Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!
@MrHartApart 8 жыл бұрын
***** watch your motheruckin language
@LateStageCap 8 жыл бұрын
+Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!
@skarritan2778 8 жыл бұрын
+Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes
@siaa7078 9 ай бұрын
1:40 the best line I've heard in a while
@veidt5704 3 жыл бұрын
imagine getting paid to hate on samuel l jackson, couldnt do it
@psychoguy2922 6 жыл бұрын
My kid became addicted to Hawaiian Cheeseburger's because of you! Thank's Sam L. Jackson!
@ownpetard8379 5 жыл бұрын
Big Kahuna Burger, Hmmm, that's a tasty burger.
@bruceaskew2107 5 жыл бұрын
I was lookin for it before i said posted that,, good shit bro
@LukeDogg20 5 жыл бұрын
This is a tasty burger.
@anthonyizci1415 4 жыл бұрын
"i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!" "THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN" 2:00
@shockfang2239 4 жыл бұрын
WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!
@rionesenobi9563 4 жыл бұрын
she said "well, fuck you anyway!"
@DillyBobBanana 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤
@evody-jr1821 3 жыл бұрын
The star wars bit was hilarious 🤣
@sierrajuliette7700 3 жыл бұрын
Cette vidéo est juste géniale!
@martinmatocha3496 4 жыл бұрын
Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!! EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you
@AthenaLeApple 3 жыл бұрын
Angry parent: I recognize the council has made a decision, however because it is a dumb decision, I elected to ignore it.
@a_22_romitbhaumik89 2 жыл бұрын
The woman with the glasses was a typical karen though
@AJ--212 2 жыл бұрын
wdym, where are you, where did this comment take you bro we have to know as your new supporters bro!
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