Well come on, we all know it’s a lot better than white jazz. Kenny G? Please.

Atleast he said "black" and not colored or n%^$&#@ and all the other terms they used "back in his day" lmao

Risingofthephoenixx x We use the term coloured in South Africa.

@etru6 In the Netherlands you can order Chinese tea at Chinese restaurants, you get jasmine tea

@@nebulousisgod Chet Baker, Dave Brubeck, Benny Goodman.

Yes she is

Kate is my favorite SNL cast member. She's the best.

That’s what the meth has done to her lmao

@GIOVANNA DOLIBER four female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! iM aN aDuLt vIrGiN

YES she is

And to send it to the website lmao 🤣. Not even an a physical address, just the web address lmao 🤣

OMYG! That was my LOL moment for sho!!!!!!

That shit took me out😂😂😂 I came to look for this comment

So glad for you and your grandma.

That's awesome

Awww that's so sweet

Maybe get your grandmother with Alzheimer’s in a home where she isn’t waking up scared and alone.

My old family member forgets how to activate the device (Hi Siri is too difficult) and even before that she forgets that she could use it. If your grandma managed to remember both she still must have been quite there.

"Uh-huh"

I didn't know it was called that.

Atleast he said "black" and not colored or n%^$&#@ and all the other terms they used "back in his day" lmao

Get the fucking quote right... Not even close on the second part... For starters you ignored the opening phrase to the old guy so Alexa never would have responded I would have accepted Alexa cause honestly I don't remember the fake name that was used for that one... But yeah... Then you straight up move the second parts pause to the middle of the wrong sentence and forgot uh. The nature of a quote is to say what they said not a summation of it. Get your quote skills raised or stop quoting people... Also this was all intended as a joke but then I actually forgot the joke and ended up with a real critism... Sooo...

Joey Collins Good job. Moved from a joke to criticism.

That shit was hilarious, lol

@AviShekelbergerCPA "playing..uhm, Jazz." 😂

I don't know about that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂😂😂

I think she was saying "Alizé", like the famous drink from all those 90s hip hop songs

Ryan Grissett you now have 69 likes. Nice

Imagine having a friend over who’s name started with an ‘A’

@@ArtAche-vp6sz or e

the cat man Lol yeah

I don't know about that

My grandmother didnt believe me when I told her the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, she argued with me that it still existed.

@@themischeifguidemy grandfather did that too

Yep that's literally my dad.

I didn’t notice that my mom does this until we saw this. She still does it. 😂

When I was watching this I literally thought of my Mom. This was on point... My Mom says this all the time. Lol

You know it's good because it's blue, B1OTCH!

My dad did that, too! And he kept having a conversation with her without saying her name and it would piss him off when she wouldn’t reply. I finally had to turn on “follow up” mode so he didn’t have to keep saying her name

Lol

Ms Motown or you could have just told her.

Oh my god 😂 that's amazing 😂

@@davidthedeaf now what fun is that?

ok boomer

Random ness weak. Is that all you’ve got, Millie? Just a quote from others before you? Pretty sad, Millie.

@@tonibauer2949 tf is millie?

Random ness really? Figure it out. You want to label people, apparently. I was returning the favor.

Toni Bauer What a savage, roasting millennials on KZfaq. Nice to see a brave boomer like yourself on the internet these days

Whoop chicken

“.....or face down, in a big ole tire......”

Bro I cried

Uh-huh!!

I almost peed myself laughing!!😆🤣😂

Uh-huh! 👍

Let’s be honest they all would

@@jackson_yakin7784 hands free selfie stick????? oh god

I love most things hands free that are insertable helps me enjoy life to the fullest. And its uncomfortable when it's not there

They would make some good money off of that

I can't believe it hasn't gotten more comments, that one was dark comedy gold

I'll do it

​@@suzylovesmamboit triggers me

Well make it 200 damnit

The plastic coverings on the furniture were the best part about that scene.

ALLY S I 💀💀💀🤣

You tryna kill me {insert name beginning with a}

I have lived with the elderly and they basically enjoy living in hell

The echo silver was my fave of all these

As long as it helps my granny turn on and work the DVD player, I’ll definitely need this!

I don't know about that

@Midnight Awakens Are you awake at midnight?

I take care of my 96-year-old mom, Amazon Echo Silver and my mom would be hilarious. I could just see her arguing with it, then demanding I take it back because there would have to be something wrong with it. The part where she tells it to turn the heater up is her.

I know but it's funny as hell though

The only problem is Satchel Paige died in 1982

@@alejandrokaplan7243 I don't know about that

Rowdy cowboy Randy Miller it is literally on every bio on him

Allegra lol

As someone with a grandfather who tries his best to not be racist in front of the grand kids, it definitely was heh Love ya gramps

I never refer to jazz as being black but I do refer to those instrumental boring combos playing the classics like wooden planks and without soul as “old white men jazz”. There are a lot of these groups on this side of the Atlantic and they’re found in bars and theater lounges playing their instruments by the book and following every note from their sheet music. Not how jazz is supposed to be IMHO. I think it’s common knowledge and understood that the African American people and culture brought us jazz, pop and rock so saying that the traditionals are African American Jazz is like saying white snow. Why am I commenting so seriously on an SNL video? Oh yeah, I know, because I really hate white old men jazz 😂

If you ask Alexa to play black jazz, it will actually play the song "Black Jazz" which does, indeed, exist.

Classic grandpa racist.

Hahahahaha!

"I don't know about that" and "that's nice dear" are the cornerstone of the 60+ demographic 😅

Hey hey easy there... At 65 I'll admit to 'Idk about that', but "That's nice dear" is from my mom's era. We were the Woodstock generation. We'd say " That's groovy dear" lol

@@chino3796 Lol

​@@chino3796 "That's nice dear" is from every mom's era.

@@bohemianwriter1 Far out dear.

Favorite af

Aaron Paul is amazing

I was ready to bail on this whole video until I heard that unmistakable voice

@@kdwaynec same man lol

Watched this video because of him being in the screen cap.

Hell yeah 😁

You mean Raoul Pawn

Blue meth too

Abq NM

Yeah, but the emeth might not have any chilli p, yo

"Nekkid!"😂

I wonder how uncomfortable it was to make that scene

Kenan as a sex offender taking that skirt Pic. I died i love when Kenan plays villain roles

@Gabriel Hoekstra it was a weird scene, and then Amy Schumer made it just unsettling.

@Gabriel Hoekstra that's fair. To me she was the worst person who could have said it. Made me EXTREMELY uncomfortable

@Gabriel Hoekstra haha I honestly think that would have made people want to buy it

😭😭😭

Yeah That was funny af By af, I mean "ass fuck"

I swear that was the only funny Amy Schumer thing I've ever seen LOL

@@nomoretwitterhandles her roast of Charlie Sheen was the single funniest thing she ever did.

@@bendover7841 I may have to check that out, thank you!

I need the mum translator…😂😂

With the growing trend towards healthier meth, someone has finally done away with antifreeze.

You know its good because its blue bitch..best frase ever

Blue is the BEST and most FAVORED color! Lol 😎😇 Happy holidays B*****es!!

He blows a smoke ring at Keenen, a detail I missed first time

Emeth. Anything’s possible. Lol 😂

Amazing

Bored Nerd - That “Uh-Huh” setting reminded me EXACTLY of the conversation I just had with my dad... ❤️❤️❤️

true! reminds me of my residents

Well I don't know about that

@@eduardovillagomez3675 you win

So I was looking at recycled electronics where I work and found a Lenovo smart display in the original box. It lists the common speech commands and says "Play Smooth Jazz". I was cracking up thinking about this clip!

_"Alessia, play white bluegrass."_

@@aylbdrmadison1051 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He did a fantastic job of making me worried that's not the only thing he's gonna 'do' on that walk.

Perfect delivery on that line

...and theres literally thousands of them.

He will do the dog 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

I think it more of a... (unamused) "I'll do it"

Have no idea what that means or why I laughed

@@stevengray8663 they are coming up with new slang terminology that sounds dumb, making fun of the real slang. Gakked up≈spun out≈ f**ked up≈ high Whoop chicken must be slang for crystal meth. Whoop chicken or whoop beef? It's not the other white meat... LoL it's funny because it's so close to the truth. ...in a bathtub in the middle of the road... The things you can't unsee... it's almost that crazy!

@@megan92585 : _"t's not the other white meat"_ Lols, I died.

SWEET SHABBU SHABBU!!😂😂

@@anelbre0904 I think that one's real in maybe the Philippines?

He doesn’t drink u dummy.

@@TheDeesimon ?????

Cecily voiced that? lol.

Uh hun

Shes my favourite left on the shit cast they have now

send a check or money order

That just makes me bust out laughing😂😂😂 now when i have my yard cut..ill be thinking of that damn scene 😂

😂😂😂

Undisclosed Username I know me too and I don’t usually laugh my ass off but that skit did it

Because both of u are corny.. speak for yourselves

Undisclosed Username 420 likes

I loved how the kids were laughing at what was going on

NEKED

I expected to be not the only one with that impression. Hello contemporary!

That's exactly what all my grandparents would say "they didn't know about that" they wasn't trusting nobody!!! 😂😂😂

Wtf she's spying on children from her window being nosy, if anything idk about what is going on in her head.

@Merkuri that's a dumb joke, she's mad about something that makes no sense bro.

When my pops was alive he used to always say that to me when I stopped by and it’s amusing he always thought there was something sinister going on with kids in the front of his apt building

@@juanelorriaga2840 Exactly, the word "sinister" is how many older ppl look at younger ppl....from kids on up! Especially how my one grandpa would always start whispering and squint looking out the windows with his glasses slid down to the tip of his nose. "Hmmm yep, those lil suckas is up to summin!!! "Faith, go see what they doin out yonder??? I'm looking at him and trying to clam him down because by that time he's shout-whispering at me. 😂😂😂😂

@partybabushka woooosh.

😂😂😂😂

I'm still dying from this

"Are you trying to kill me, alizay?" 😄

😂😂😂😂😂

Oh god Iol

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Didn't he also play one on All That?

He is extraordinarily good at it.

He is so damn funny.

With Leslie Jones as his wife!

@M A L L A M Awww sad face. He so grumpy.

Jillian Adele 😂😂😂

Yo, bitch!

perfect after the el camino movie came out last night

God I miss that show!

Who was that

Footloose? lmao

@@victoriablair27 lol Brokeback Mountain

Keith raguu hahahahahahah

And not to forget, The Fart Kite

@@alexdflop I just got that. Lol

Always remember the Sex Offender Shuffle.

A handsome one

@@wojciechficek616 Look, don't get me wrong. I love the snl cast, but I don't care if it's Bill Hader. I'm not going to hire a sex offender to hang around in my house regularly.

@@tisithefrenchiestfry5406 good thing it's a skit moron

You can be a sex offender from literally peeing outside

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Whenever my grandma comes over, she is sure to dial up the temperature like a minimum of 7 degrees

I’d love to live with them. I’m always freezing.

Get their red blood levels checked…. Seriously!

You forgot the best part.. "Are you trying to kill me, aLaZaEí?"

My mom too 😹

@@LB63140 it's not, actually. Thanks for playing.

Oh sorry I was just responding to all the comments that were just quotes and didn't notice. My bad.

It also reminds me another sketch of SNL - Alan with Bill Hader

It looks like don jr.

Pretty sure that is an episode

aiphos aiphos it is cuz the woman orders one to mimic her dead boyfriend right? And then she gets all into it because it starts to actually become him instead of just adopting his personality

@@emekasons SERIOUSLY! That is Don Jr to the point! lmfao

Agree!

So, you are one of us before your time, little one. You will be a skilled senior when your time comes.

That got me off gaurd, 3 words and he mf nailed it with the expression and tone

I cry laughing every time lol

Jay Pharoah is amazing

It was almost like they did a Michael Vick moment with the look on Jay Pharaoh face🤣🤣🤣

I love how the makeup people gave her that never-gets-out skin pallor and eyes like she's been up for 2-3 days straight.

I cnt stop laughing

You sound like an old person imitating a millennial. That’s how millennial you are.

Lol

@Mary E : I was already laughing too hard from the last comment I read. Please take it easy on me. lols

Yes!

Shes hilarious

A True Comedy G since the good old days. I remember, when I first fell in love with Kate, back when she was on the Big Gay Sketch Show.....

@@freshfruet Mine was when her and 2 other ppl would describe what happened to them when aliens abducted them. They always did Kate's character messed up!!! 😆

I dont know bout that

jesse pinkman

Really enjoyed the watching the part w/ the naked dude.

Enviro Mental who is that?

Well, Breaking Bad had blue meth, then an e-cig came out called Blu, to which they've added a bubble, and covered over the original product for the prop. I'd assume that's the genesis. Although "smoking meth" isn't smoke, it is vapor, like the product in this parody. Then again, it's supposed to be tweakers pitching the product, and they believe all sorts of crazy stuff.