Everything That’s Wrong with New York City

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Everything That’s Wrong with New York City - Dulcé Sloan

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4 жыл бұрын

Dulcé Sloan reveals her reasons for hating New York City and airs her frustrations with cold weather.
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@sarahjunker6584 4 жыл бұрын

The way her voice trembled when she said "it's cold" is absolute TALENT

@seonaidkabiah418 4 жыл бұрын

Studying drama paid off lol

@moneyblue8466 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SakuraMoonflower 4 жыл бұрын

I FELT THAT TO MY CORE! Because I am melanin-gifted too, and I also detest the cold. God KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD I was not meant to be cold, so God had me be born in the bay area of California. That was my birth right. I was not meant to be cold!

@blindboymusic8262 4 жыл бұрын

@@SakuraMoonflower Preach.

@claressalucas8922 4 жыл бұрын

Speaking as a black woman raised in Atlanta who had to endure 7 Chicago winters, that wasn't talent, that was PTSD. Believe me!

@wendyngo6765 4 жыл бұрын

"I had to move to NYC because of success" -- follow by sad face...nailed it

@randomsummergirl 4 жыл бұрын

I feel this way about London lmao

@bloojkl4520 4 жыл бұрын

beat me to it haha

@oladayooladele7099 4 жыл бұрын

Same thing with Paris 🤣🤣

@khuthelenqwena2927 4 жыл бұрын

Johannesburg

@moneyblue8466 4 жыл бұрын

PERIODT

@StrongnBeautiful 4 жыл бұрын

"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually, historically..I'm never supposed to be cold." Wow, I like her 😃 Her whole set was #fax! 😂👍😎💯

@mztweety1374 4 жыл бұрын

Me every winter. I hate Michigan.😂

@Catatonia31 4 жыл бұрын

The biggest facts! I felt that statement in my BONES.

@CHIEFROCKANDACROWNCHAKRA 4 жыл бұрын

Her set was trash

@aqu1r3 4 жыл бұрын

I felt this on every level of my soul 😭😭😭

@justanawkwardnerd 4 жыл бұрын

I feel that

@bubblebubbleblip 4 жыл бұрын

“You got a billion degrees and u can’t give me 50??” That was perfect 😂👏

@payableondeath9091 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@alexiabliese8935 4 жыл бұрын

“These was all the degrees we was gon get that day.” 😂😂😂

@Jinxyoutoheaven 4 жыл бұрын

I died when she said that. Cuz I check the forecast and I’m like that too.

@HelloKitty60621 4 жыл бұрын

Come to Pennsylvania

@leanderkevin8380 4 жыл бұрын

WEAK

@thatdumbass8962 4 жыл бұрын

I live in CT. That pretty normal for us. It’s not that bad once you get used to it

@dOVERanalyst 4 жыл бұрын

I've lived through 50 degrees Celsius. Trust me, you don't want that either...lol!

@gaelnea4871 4 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Mexico. Never did I understand why winter was synonymous with death...Until I came to New York

@smaragdwolf1 4 жыл бұрын

a Friend called me "polarbear" when i told her that the temperature fell to 50°F a few weeks earlier^^ She lives in California xD Right now its night with 39°F here

@kaylakomonaseak7483 4 жыл бұрын

Alaska my dude 😂😂

@virces6563 4 жыл бұрын

um you should come to Norway

@queerchoreography54 4 жыл бұрын

I’m from Buffalo NYC is real warm to me there’s barely any snow STOP WHINING

@HelloKitty60621 4 жыл бұрын

Smaragdwolf In Pennsylvania it drops below -20 on horrible days!

@marissaburdock6550 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, she's flawless. The dress, the hair and her personality daamn 😍

@alexiabliese8935 4 жыл бұрын

Marissa Burdock she’s a queen!!!

@popeopera 4 жыл бұрын

4Marissa Burdock I guess Diabetes isn't a flaw then?>_

@marissaburdock6550 4 жыл бұрын

@@popeopera she hasn't got diabetes, also you shouldn't really joke about a condition that serious. But she really is beautiful, She has such good skin too :(

@ravager48 4 жыл бұрын

And her great singing voice!

@popeopera 4 жыл бұрын

4Marissa Burdock Definitely beautiful…and I’m sure “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” regularly, but I’m sitting with her blood-work right here lady, and she totally has type7 diabetes… :P Also, seriousness is the antithesis of comedy which makes your joke policing here of all places as ironic as it is pointless. XOXO

@josephw2905 4 жыл бұрын

"I can't go to fancy restaurants cuz I quit my job to go to museums!" 😂 😂 😂 oh my God I love it

@markanderson9123 4 жыл бұрын

Y'all just strapped two islands together with some bridges and was like, “Y'all gotta come see dis!“ Noo...

@dosman3458 4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@76shian 4 жыл бұрын

Its four islands and a peninsula

@angelgjr1999 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it’s sort of true. New York is just a bunch of islands with bridges and buildings in them. I like the food there but idk I like Atlanta more.

@GXilla 4 жыл бұрын

@jojofromtx yes ...on Purpose 🤣🤣🤣jk

@GXilla 4 жыл бұрын

@@76shian its 3, Staten, Manhattan, and Bk Queens and LI are on the same land, The Bronx is Main Land🤔

@atikah47 4 жыл бұрын

We supposed to be in west Africa eating mangoes😂🙌🏾

@alberttate8198 4 жыл бұрын

Fatima I felt that in my soul!!!

@El_Pintor0000 4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo true though

@yahdig.solid_leonhard3814 4 жыл бұрын

Don't sleep on East Africa, most beautiful women on the planet !!

@atikah47 4 жыл бұрын

El Pintor we are all beautiful East,south, west 😁🙏🏾

@DerScheisse 4 жыл бұрын

Do you need help getting back?

@Averia89 4 жыл бұрын

“I was forced to move to New York because of success” had me HOOKED.

@danik9085 4 жыл бұрын

We're not supposed to be here!! - Every Black person in Colorado when the temp hits the negative digits.

@preacher_chick 4 жыл бұрын

Dani K 🤣😂🤣

@Jacob-wd2pn 4 жыл бұрын

So you all forget that it snows and is cold in parts of africa?

@jumbosensei8139 4 жыл бұрын

Mathapelo Maile Technically, most African Americans are descendants of West Africans. West Africa doesn’t have snowy parts.

@theempresss 4 жыл бұрын

LOL! Love it

@summera4019 4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Thorpe n who tf fed you that info? Rarely ever happens. Maybe some mountains with a little snowy top but it barely even rains like that. it’s mostly just 70 degrees n up all over the whole Africa.

@Theimmortalmisfit 4 жыл бұрын

“ melanin lacking bastards “ imma use that lmao

@magicj9366 4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@valeforedark 4 жыл бұрын

Yeh . would say melanin packed...but most African Americans sweat in pretty low temperatures showing they aren't that African as they think.

@JAVONEETHEMOMMY 4 жыл бұрын

valeforedark yea from bein bundled up n movin around

@davidearle7209 4 жыл бұрын

valeforedark literally everyone sweats doesn’t matter how “African” you are

@ytJuice13 4 жыл бұрын

Swear that stuck with me too! Lmao

@beauxjones8793 4 жыл бұрын

NYC has a different neighborhood for every nationality of origin. It’s not a melting pot, it’s a million frying pans right next to each other.

@berthubbardt.o.o.c7314 4 жыл бұрын

Beaux Jones now that was funny .

@dhaloh 4 жыл бұрын

haha well said

@hoodhippie3404 4 жыл бұрын

Being from NYC I can confirm thats actually not true. No one race or nationality has there own neighborhood in NYC. Maybe during the 70s and 80s but not anymore.

@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын

Beaux Jones yup. It’s a potluck

@MartialVillager 4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodhippie3404 even Chinatown is full of different nationalities. I do think people are segregated in many ways, despite living among each other, but the idea that every group has their own separate neighborhood is false. I wonder if the "comedian" even lived in NYC. I was waiting for the funny part but it never happened... and I'm speaking as someone who has plenty of problems with NYC...

@shiestysean 4 жыл бұрын

I’m from nyc and every winter we cry. But we deal with it. Like New Yorkers do. Cold & Upset

@RocknCorruptrepublic 4 жыл бұрын

Summers are worse!!

@animenerd453 4 жыл бұрын

I've lived in NY for 25 years. It gets cold for sure. But like idk you just deal with it. Plus snow is pretty.

@madhatterstudios4951 4 жыл бұрын

As a Mainer, I look down on this

@StrongnBeautiful 4 жыл бұрын

Feel you. Just like black Bostonians.

@BluDrop5 4 жыл бұрын

It's that damn wind that gets you every single time. Then, the humidity in the summer...

@goldenwolf90 4 жыл бұрын

“I don’t care what flag your cacausian flies under Brandon.” 😂😂😂

@branon6565 4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Paniagua...you look like you're of Caucasian descent, so what would make you laugh at a racist, anti-Caucasian so-called "joke"? Wtf is wrong with you?

@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын

Brandon happens to be a black sabbath fan..a ha🙂..I am their biggest fan 🤫😍🙂

@valeforedark 4 жыл бұрын

Over 15 types of Caucasian. Just saying.

@valeforedark 4 жыл бұрын

@@branon6565 the dudes asian

@blackmoonsage 4 жыл бұрын

Branon Fontaine I don’t care BRANON

@Rambl3On 4 жыл бұрын

“They all sound like witches to me.” LMAO!!

@bleepbloopskrrr 4 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought of the landlord in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 😂

@gibsonwhite1595 4 жыл бұрын

“Find me a part of America that’s not racist - I’ll move today!” THANK YOU.

@baringozi2214 4 жыл бұрын

She's funny. Wish her massive success

@MiladyToxic 4 жыл бұрын

No don't! Then she gotta stay in New York

@Tubie1111 4 жыл бұрын

@@MiladyToxic Nah, she'll come to the best place... California!! 😎😉🌞

@emjayay 3 жыл бұрын

She's already massive.

@bleepbloopskrrr 4 жыл бұрын

“I know the North is racist because they split up White folks” 😂 Trueee.

@childwaters 3 жыл бұрын

Except white folks mostly split THEMSELVES up. Chicago, for example, is a huge city made up of dozens of ethnic neighborhoods. Immigrants tended to stay together to share and preserve their culture. Only human.

@Rubiecat 3 жыл бұрын

@@childwaters but this almost only happens in the US ? white folks from other countries don't put themselves in neighbourhoods of their ancestors' nationalities it's just weird

@JOHN----DOE 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rubiecat there are few if any other countries where there was so much 19thc immigration from wildly diverse European countries--ones with different languages, religions, etc. So in Chicago you have Irish, Italian, Polish, Ukrainian, Hungarian, etc. neighborhoods

@dc9482 3 жыл бұрын

yeah and black people split themselves up too into islanders and africans and african americans etc. the most racist stuff i ever heard said about hatians was from a Jamaican mans mouth not a white persons

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Freezing my eggs! Sun out mocking me. 🤣

@Carmel86Tae 4 жыл бұрын

“Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I’m never suppose to be cold.” I felt that in my soul!

@DotterSvea 4 жыл бұрын

"You got a billion degrees and you can't give me fifty?! Go to hell!" 🤣

@JustinMcBride21x 4 жыл бұрын

She is so good. Like the joke about yelling at the sun. She tells you she snapped, and then there’s a slow build of anger in her voice as she progresses until she snaps. So good.

@ClovertheUnburnt 4 жыл бұрын

"No through the grace of God I was not born here" "The south is so racist. Oh! You mean the part of the south that begins with Canada and ends in Mexico?"

@thehopeofeden597 4 жыл бұрын

Y’all strapped 2 islands together and went “Y’ALL GOT TO SEE THIS” When I tell you I choked!

@WE-uf5jq 4 жыл бұрын

Awsamazing Eden it’s technically 3 island

@NYCRose84 4 жыл бұрын

She must live in my neighborhood- Greek, above ground trains...that's Astoria...and I agree with everything she said lol

@aliciadoshi1249 4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing Astoria also.

@zinnydin2345 4 жыл бұрын

Careful not to doxx yourself

@d.lhudson3875 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s Astoria, I knew cause of the above ground trains

@spuddy553 4 жыл бұрын

approved - a cold, tired, and ethnic new yorker

@eatsipkrave 4 жыл бұрын

But are you successful?

@jonathanhawk5163 4 жыл бұрын

Approved by a southerner. Y'all iz crazy!

@HotBoxingMinute 4 жыл бұрын

She is hilarious...period. The force is strong in this one ☝️

@GeorgeCopperfield 4 жыл бұрын

YellowBoyMagic Foreal she’s a heavy hitter 👌🏾

@valeforedark 4 жыл бұрын

@@GeorgeCopperfield spelt eater wrong

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@James-bn6lg 4 жыл бұрын

She’ll drop dead of diabetes in two years

@marissaburdock6550 4 жыл бұрын

@@valeforedark stfu you ain't funny

@ndevorend 4 жыл бұрын

Native New Yorker here. It's not that bad here but she has some points. It's fun living here, never a dull moment but as you get older you just want a slower pace.

@dubreil07 4 жыл бұрын

Diamond Bourne better than the hell hole you live in

@user-og7qq5zy8p 4 жыл бұрын

ooh are you Native American

@twoodz2777 4 жыл бұрын

I’d rather go through seasons than baking in hell all year round.

@blackmoonsage 4 жыл бұрын

Diamond Bourne ny does suck it’s a cult over there

@newnimprovesT3 4 жыл бұрын

It can be fun. I’m young n NYC has a trillion crazies on block. It’s anxiety inducing. Depending on where u are.

@mattfish9952 4 жыл бұрын

"Everything that's wrong with New York City" could be a never-ending series

@100timessquare 4 жыл бұрын

Matt Fischetti - enlighten us ole wise one. Whts wrong with NY? The beatiful woman of every ethnicity imaginable? The thousands of restaurants? The fact that it's a 24 hour city? The millions of stores? The high paying jobs? The culture? The hustle and bustle? The fact that NY breeds tough resilient people who are go getters? The historic theaters and architecture? The birth place of hip hop culture? If NY is not good then what are these other boring ass cities?

@santinaalessia7591 4 жыл бұрын

100timessquare it’s a joke man chill

@santinaalessia7591 4 жыл бұрын

SANDY S right LMFAOO

@jrose1999 4 жыл бұрын

@@100timessquare that's the problem right there all those things are supposed to make it the perfect city? It's another one of those citites that perpetuate an American dream. It's supposedly the land of opportunity but I was never more broke than in Brooklyn LMAOOOOO there was tons of things i thought I would get out of new York and it was the opposite. And beyond that new York lost its je no se qua a long time ago. Blame it on the gentrification all day but new york is not the same and most new natives BEEN leaving. Lol sorry I had to add something but you talk about highest paying jobs? Please include HIGHEST COST OF LIVING LMAOOOOO if it's not a dollar van or corner store food I can't afford it.

@Actionnelll 3 жыл бұрын

@@100timessquareIt's expensive both in rent & restaurants, it way too over populated and noisy, the sewers are constantly letting out fumes, the streets are literred with garbage. It nice to visit because of the big screens & lights & theres always something to do and plenty of places to shop and it has the best pizza ever but I would not live there again. I like my quiet. 😊

@Thedownwardmineon 4 жыл бұрын

"I snapped because it was 7 degrees outside...but the sun was out...mocking me, like a lamp in the damn sky"

@adamrassi3516 4 жыл бұрын

When she said, "I'll wait," I almost fell down I laughed so hard. brilliant

@tumisomarebane2536 4 жыл бұрын

"A bomb is a damn bomb" - Lolest!!

@blackrockguitar07 4 жыл бұрын

She's talking about the cold in New York! *laughs in Chicagoan*

@youstolethecookie 4 жыл бұрын

As a whole, the state of New York is colder than Illinois.

@hu0189743 4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in Minnesotan

@thomassutherland7032 4 жыл бұрын

*cries while laughing in midwestern*

@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in Scandinavia*

@Svd0998 4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in Michigander

@oz70nyc50 4 жыл бұрын

Never have I ever laughed so hard at a southern girl roasting my home town. And she ain't lyin' about none of it. 😂😂😂

@enzomthethwa5861 4 жыл бұрын

Ooh... Black people know that, when a black woman SINGS about how much she hates something, SHE MEANS IT! LOL

@Jasmin-fd3ny 4 жыл бұрын

We suppose to be in west Africa wearing sandals and eating mangos 🥭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻

@NellieKAdaba 4 жыл бұрын

I knew she would say something along those lines 😆

@ER_Channel_00 3 жыл бұрын

@@NellieKAdaba 🤣🤣🤣

@antenna_prolly 4 жыл бұрын

_"You got a billion degrees, you can't give me 50!?"_ Tax the rich 😆

@chenaraseepersad3482 4 жыл бұрын

As someone semi new to NYC I’ve wanted to scream “I hate New York” so many times lol

@airmark02 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, its gets worse & the more exhausted you get, the faster you will walk wanting to push all the tourists out of the way....😜

@Tubie1111 4 жыл бұрын

Worst place I ever lived but I think it's ok to visit. Living? No.

@darrellboone9274 4 жыл бұрын

Then go away

@childwaters 3 жыл бұрын

She left out the SMELLS. The place REEKS of garbage and greasy restaurant smells, exhaust emissions, etc. And the ENDLESS noise, all of it unpleasant. An offense to nature and to the senses.

@emjayay 3 жыл бұрын

@@childwaters My street is very quiet.

@grassaf4354 4 жыл бұрын

When she said 7 degrees I didn’t think it was too bad, then I remembered it wasn’t Celsius and DAMN that is cold!

@AMADASFX 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never felt so spiritually connected to someone like this before 😭❄️

@aliasrehbar9693 4 жыл бұрын

She is stunning

@Lollita23 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah love her look

@branon6565 4 жыл бұрын

Alias Rehbar....she's the size of a coke machine, you need to see an eye Dr quick, fast, and in a hurry....

@LifewithKhristy 4 жыл бұрын

Branon Fontaine a beautiful looking coke machinery

@hopscotch39 4 жыл бұрын

I love her hair

@TP-xy2ms 4 жыл бұрын

Beauty comes in all sizes, shades and looks. Why are we so hateful towards each other. I wish more people would focus their disdain towards the ails of this country than each other.

@rachieface66 4 жыл бұрын

“That’s all the degrees we were gonna get that day.” Ahahahahaha 😂😂😅😔😥

@jadkiss827 4 жыл бұрын

😏 "the part of the south that starts at Canada and ends at Mexico" 😂 clever

@ritaaleksandrovna4518 3 жыл бұрын

That’s an impressive level of geographical knowledge for american. Took me by surprise.

@DReed1945 4 жыл бұрын

Every Southern woman talking about the North, “And it’s so cold. I’m not supposed to be so cold”. Amen sister friend. 🙋‍♀️😂

@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus don’t want me to go to work. 🤣. All the degrees we were going to get that day...🤣

@taliam6182 4 жыл бұрын

Dulcé: I hate new york Me living in New York: ...me too

@brajonomari 4 жыл бұрын

They all sound like witches to me LOL

@MeAVE243 4 жыл бұрын

I love New York, but she isn't wrong. Haha. Also I love, "I was a theater major, not an engineer" as she is catastrophizing. 😂

@carlaeyyy649 4 жыл бұрын

0:08 "The men are beautiful" "They alright or whatever"

@Kkamikoee 4 жыл бұрын

“We supposed to be in South Africa eating mangoes with sandals on” yessss ma’am 🙏🏾😂

@keilime7 4 жыл бұрын

This is a WHOLE testimony! I felt this in my soul lmaoooo

@cassandrabrookover3085 4 жыл бұрын

Starts at Canada and ends at Mexico...show me a place in America that's not racist...I'll wait. Lmao

@-angelina9601 4 жыл бұрын

We might as well get a chair cuz we gon be waiting a loooong time 💀

@sadboihrs1229 4 жыл бұрын

Ohio?? Idk. They messed up with all the little devil worshiping small towns.

@MrsAlmightyKey 4 жыл бұрын

@@sadboihrs1229 Oh like Athens(coming from an Ohioan) yeahhh never going there 😂😂😂😂

@justbeingveetv3423 4 жыл бұрын

"We suppose to be in Africa eating Mangoes"😆 DAMN RIGHT!!!!

@redsands1001 3 жыл бұрын

The sadness in her voice talking about the cold is just really good. Good delivery

@Kotobukicho 4 жыл бұрын

How many times have I watched this, and I'm still laughing? I come from a big city, lack melanin, and I still want to memorize this routine to explain why I feel the way I do.

@nevt7973 4 жыл бұрын

She is so funny! Love how she told her jokes in an unexpected way. So effortless too!

@gailsparrovv 4 жыл бұрын

I could watch Dulce rant all day about anything, add Sebastian Maniscalco and my day is complete 😂

@kendrakausau 4 жыл бұрын

She’s hilarious and needs her own show!

@AyeMatteBlack 4 жыл бұрын

Sis went off I love it. & I'm from the Bronx. Dolce know what she talking about in a lot of these jokes 🙃🤣

@gabbyquigley 4 жыл бұрын

She gets me. 💆🏾‍♀️

@bishopmccoy1274 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao as a New Yorker that lives in the south now she is totally right hahaha

@passion4family 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Yeah_eatsht 4 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@100timessquare 4 жыл бұрын

Bishop - no she is totally not right!NYC destroys any other city!

@jonathanhawk5163 4 жыл бұрын

100timessquare, if they are from N.Y. and they saved up and moved down South then they are living like kings, and they'll only be back to N.Y. to visit.

@Perrellis1 4 жыл бұрын

I'm born and raised here. I know exactly what she's saying. I had enough now soon to leave. Still will always love NY.

@shakey2634 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve spent a pretty fair amount of my time in New York on business in my over 60 years on this earth and whenever a family member suggested we go “do” New York for a vacation my answer was always the same.... you go ahead, I’m going anywhere but there.

@falloutgirl902 4 жыл бұрын

shakey LOOOOOL

@emjayay 3 жыл бұрын

Good. Way too many tourists in NYC.

@ThePlayboyLen 4 жыл бұрын

"Go vote and sit the Hell down..." - 🤣🤣🤣

@notahuman1993 3 жыл бұрын

As a Filpino, when she said "we're not meant to be here!" I *felt that*. It's 70 degrees outside and all I fucking want is MORE HEAT.

@MyNameHere101 2 жыл бұрын

I love how she shakes her voice when she's upset. She's got such talent for comedy

@Hulk2k6 4 жыл бұрын

The whole part with the Sun making just about piss myself.

@maryaddy8151 Жыл бұрын

Love love love love her!! Her comedic style so refreshing and different 😍😍😍

@johnpetty3574 4 жыл бұрын

LOL, that's something i tell people here in Portland Oregon and Washington State.... I'm born and raised in Newark NJ but now live over HERE, and here the winters (while not super cold ) ... is MOSTLY dark and dreary, it rains a lot here , but i tell people that ... NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS IN NY/NJ ...... the SUN is almost ALWAYS ... shinning, that's something i do miss about NY and NJ.

@inokerogoyawa 4 жыл бұрын

JOHN PETTY I remember going to Seattle for a week in January...Touched down on Sunday and didn’t see the sun till Tuesday....I was like nah man im going back to Cali where at least the suns out when it’s cold

@mister_betechkin 3 жыл бұрын

As a New Yorker who lives in Wisconsin, my summation of any southern place I've ever been is "it's so hotttt" in the same trembling voice as her complaint about the cold lmao

@myopinionthanks1764 4 жыл бұрын

She is my new binge. Gotta find her all over KZfaq.

@ultrainstinct6496 2 жыл бұрын

'ALL YALL GOTTA SEE THIS' just has me dying 🤣🤣🤣

@abiludlow8824 4 жыл бұрын

This woman reached into my heart and spoke my truth. This is EXACTLY how I feel about London 😂

@brittneymosley8320 4 жыл бұрын

There frozen water on the ground Jesus doesn’t want me to go to work.

@im19ice3 4 жыл бұрын

bless her soul i've been trying to tell people i hate new york since forever

@dubreil07 4 жыл бұрын

im19ice3 and? Your city is probably worse and not known for anything 😂😂

@im19ice3 4 жыл бұрын

@@dubreil07 exactly! takes one to know one, wtf did i go all the way to manhattan if i could've been identically inconvenienced back home :)

@jrpapi5 4 жыл бұрын

im19ice3 we never wanted your ass here anyway😂😂

@Dawghome 4 жыл бұрын

1:54 I'm white, 61 so far, born in the UK, still living here, and I relate to her claim she's not made out for the cold! Bless you sweet lady, nor am I! Who's idea was it anyway???

@sherryfaye6262 4 жыл бұрын

God bless you! I cried every single cold day that I spent in the north. Silent tears just streamed down my face.

@firesign4297 4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏💛 P.s...im born and raised in NYC ...she is telling the... TRUTH!!!✌...

@yvettemckinzie9082 4 жыл бұрын

As a native this was funny as hell! NYC can be an acquired taste.

@thombendtsen399 4 жыл бұрын

I love how she says “too co-o-old”

@ShoshanaSarahLJ 4 жыл бұрын

"Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I'm never supposed to be cold" I felt this in my soul🙌🏽 Preach!😂

@VimeleosZen 3 жыл бұрын

I use to love the concept of winter as a child coz we didn't get autumn and winter where I'm from. And then I developed an allergy towards cold temps where it gives me hives so I'm sticking to my summers.

@Fyralynn 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, she's much funnier here than in the skits she does with Trevor. They are always so forced and cringy but she flows much more natural here.

@dornelli1 4 жыл бұрын

its all true, my boss made me come to work on sept 12th, 2001, when there were no people or cars on the long island expressaway, I got there and there was nothing to do, just few people acting like it a normal day for working. American are messed up.

@candicedice8605 4 жыл бұрын

Its called the show must go on😂😂😂

@jrpapi5 4 жыл бұрын

alex dornelli i domt get the point you are attempting to make🙄

@Leo-nine 4 жыл бұрын

On days like that I tell my boss that my well-being is more important than the bottom line.... I'm a human first, employee later...

@marissawilson4644 4 жыл бұрын

@@jrpapi5 it was the day after 9/11 and there was no specific reason to be tgere.

@calebcologna8681 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, would it have been better to halt everyone and everything in the face of terror, or to persist through uncertainty with determination?

@mistaseeforce 4 жыл бұрын

Ny would be dope is it was the same size with half the people 🤷🏾‍♂️

@forman208 4 жыл бұрын

And better weather. And less expensive

@bee4590 4 жыл бұрын

then it would just be a regular city

@danielx8 4 жыл бұрын

Same as London United Kingdom

@matthewcooper3535 4 жыл бұрын

40 years ago

@6thgenmew514 4 жыл бұрын

Smd get out the city or move upstate

@connieh1736 4 жыл бұрын

She literally speaks the truth!!!!! Had me dying, but agreeing the whole time🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SweetGaBrownin 3 жыл бұрын

I actually experience trembling when she said how cold New York was...lol we Georgians are truly not use to that kind of weather. Dulcé, you are absolutely divine 💙🙏🏽