Everything Wrong With Bird Box In 18 Minutes Or Less
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5 жыл бұрынDid you see it/them? I hope not, because you are dead. What? I know, right? This movie is BONKERS.
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@Steddy 5 жыл бұрын
The amount of safety regulations you'd have to overlook to allow the construction of a school for the blind deep in the woods next to a violent river leaves me without words.
@bangaripinkoutsold6547 5 жыл бұрын
MoonStar the school for the blind was already there😂
@ziadabdelfattah1673 5 жыл бұрын
@@bangaripinkoutsold6547 Yes. What he means is why would they build a blind school in a place like that.
@GoodBoyGoneDad 5 жыл бұрын
It's like a boarding school in the woods, similar to a camp. It makes sense that it would be difficult to get to currently because nobody has been able to maintain the paths and roads in over 5 years, which means all of that stuff has been overgrown and hidden by the forest.
@jabathepegasus 5 жыл бұрын
They can't overlook it if they cant see ;)
@princessthyemis 5 жыл бұрын
buahahaha! Good point lol!
@Shalfoshizzle 4 жыл бұрын
Also it bothers me that Marlorie litterally raised these two children for 5 years, but the way she talks to them and interacts, it looks like she just found them yesterday.
@felypinho020 4 жыл бұрын
@Lucario327 Dude, you knew it wasn't gonna be 69 for too long
@MISSalexiscrystal 4 жыл бұрын
Shalfoshizzle the reason she did that was so that she didn’t “love” them and the monster could use it against her
@michaelevans4265 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's addressed in the movie? She deliberately does this to not allow bonds to be too strong, she's heard the rumours, she's seen things first hand and had personal reports of loved ones being used against them by the monsters. Had she have been too affectionate the kids probably would've died by the end especially the last 20 minutes scene. You can see her finally thinking she could potentially start being a proper mother once she's in the final area of the movie and they are finally safe for good
@Nickyyy- 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Evans So if she does care for the kids they’re somehow more prone to be mentally challenged and look at the demons they’ve been raised since birth not to look at? 😂 And this isn’t even mentioning the fact that if she doesn’t care for them then WHY THE HELL DID SHE RAISE THEM FOR FIVE YEARS LMAO
@fluffyfish2607 4 жыл бұрын
It's so if they die she can keep going
@gracemiddlebrook765 4 жыл бұрын
"If this whole thing started in russia, then why are the grocery stores HERE so packed?" *fast forward to 2020 corona outbreak*
@vickknewzeus7443 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing lol
@kimberlypurcell5218 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yea! So, who gets the sins now, Jethro?????
@ryanelliott1907 4 жыл бұрын
Thats honestly what i was thinking.
@ineedhoez 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dakota.avalanche 3 жыл бұрын
the should have mentioned if the toilet paper was gone in bird box lol
@t.w2255 4 жыл бұрын
the only thing that i liked about this movie was that the birds survived
@elliottstokes3917 4 жыл бұрын
*happy bird noises*
@wantedinnit69420 4 жыл бұрын
birb
@fallenstranger4735 4 жыл бұрын
In the Kardashian version one of them...One made them into food because she thought they were chickens...
@t.w2255 4 жыл бұрын
@@fallenstranger4735 should i be disgusted or entertained
@jebacpis869 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@cryptkeeper6719 4 жыл бұрын
How to beat Bird Box: Step 1: Hold a hand-held mirror in front of your face. Step 2: Make the monsters look at the mirror. Step 3: Wait for the monsters to kill themselves. Step 4: *Profit.*
@MichaelSHall-ii2uq 4 жыл бұрын
Step 5: tea bag
@cryptkeeper6719 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@lugoorstar 4 жыл бұрын
Step 6: loot the corpses
@mrprowannabe5366 4 жыл бұрын
Genius time.....
@amandao7749 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that how they beat Bloody Mary in Supernatural?
@charityweeks9449 5 жыл бұрын
How did he not mention that Malorie completely disregarded Olympia's wish to name her daughter Cinderella???
@abbytheaussie 5 жыл бұрын
Charity Tha l0ser EXACTLY! Like I get that Malorie thought it was dumb but still. Ugh.
@charityweeks9449 5 жыл бұрын
AbbytheAussie The were trying to make it seem like Malorie was honoring Olympia by naming girl after her but god damn! She asked her to take care of her baby if anything happened AND told her exactly what name she wanted. If you wanna be respectful of your dead pregnancy friend, TAKE CARE OF THE KID AND NAME HER WHAT THE MOM WANTED. Rant over😂
@sarenaa1307 5 жыл бұрын
The pregnant lady is the reason why almost all of them died so she doesn’t deserve her dying wish lol
@charityweeks9449 5 жыл бұрын
Sarena A It’s not her fault she’s a moron. I was glad when she yeeted herself out the window, but damn she should still have the choice of her daughter’s name
@littlen8279 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Cinderella is the kind of name that 1. makes you crack up knowing that it is a real person's name 2. would make people not taking you seriously, something you wouldn't want in a post-apocalyptic world 3. not that it matters much in a post-apocalyptic world but it would make you a bullying target
@MJ-zo5gb 4 жыл бұрын
Missed 2 big sins: 1. Two little kid that could not have learned to swim surviving hardcore freezing rapids while blindfolded. 2. And the worst ever!! The fact they in the end they are imprisoned at the blind school while the creatures and evil people (who can enter) will continue to threaten them forever without the slightest glimmer of resolution. PS. How the f**k do you even feed a hundred+ people (at the end) if you can’t go outside!? No farming or raising animals or hunting.
@buffytheinternetbullyslayer 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Kazmier 1) is true 2) there were people there that could see because Malory and the kids were told to take their blindfolds off when they made it there. And the last scene they were outside ish when they let the birds go.
@lev7998 4 жыл бұрын
Mark Kazmier vegetables, potatoes etc.
@demonicrefugedecon6772 4 жыл бұрын
Plot amour
@NebMunb 4 жыл бұрын
They cut off and cooked Sandra Bullock's nose. It kept them fed for months.
@manahelzulqarnain4457 4 жыл бұрын
About number 2, you can survive if you have a hydroponic farm and a water generator. But that'll be for a limited time and for limited people
@carlagonzales1345 3 жыл бұрын
Another sin: She literally called the kids she raised for 5 years already “boy” and “girl”
@sandrowagner9713 3 жыл бұрын
she didn’t really want to get attached to them until she knew it was safe so she called them boy and girl and once she knew it was safe and they would survive she gave them real names
@carlagonzales1345 3 жыл бұрын
Sandro Wagner I know, I know. Just saying, let’s not forget the types of things that are considered sins here
@thebird3175 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it worked pretty well for Kratos right?
@catinwhitetie 3 жыл бұрын
The Bird I see you are a man of culture
@mel2000 3 жыл бұрын
@@sandrowagner9713 : In real life, there's a short time limit for child bonding. You can't just decide to bond when you're ready.
@advancedraymondology2914 4 жыл бұрын
"Asian male is gay" cliche: 100 Sins "Old white guy only cares about self" cliche: 100 Sins
@jad1079 4 жыл бұрын
More like "Old white guy is an asshole, but ultimately wise" cliche: 100 sins.
@joshhyde3069 4 жыл бұрын
@@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 You dont't know what a cliche is, do you. 🤦♂️
@ZorahMadara 4 жыл бұрын
Placid2 Gaming that’s the most racist shit I’ve heard 😂😂
@AtlasJotun 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZorahMadara You have very little life experience if that even comes close. Smiley face smiley face
@jianni5304 4 жыл бұрын
@@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 No Gay is frowned upon in many asian countries Like its bad lmao
@JJtoob 5 жыл бұрын
No sins for the gynecologist taking the kids to play with the other kids while they were still cold, wet, likely hungry, possibly injured or at risk of infections/diseases, and most definitely traumatized?
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
At least they didn't gouge out the children's eyes immediately upon arrival. I'd call that a plus.
@janinosaurus 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she told a pregnant woman that she should consider adoption without being asked. She also does her own routine ultrasounds. This is not a very good ob/gyn.
@josephfisher426 5 жыл бұрын
At that point he probably just wanted it to be over.
@mikelyons9971 5 жыл бұрын
Well their mother decided vaccination is not for them. So their downhill ride started at birth.
@frankm.2850 5 жыл бұрын
mike lyons This is the one time I don’t have a problem with anti-vaccers. Because you don’t have the option or ability to vaccinate.
@strawberrylaces8310 4 жыл бұрын
After months of calculations I have realised the what the thing they saw was: Cats (2019)
@jebacpis869 4 жыл бұрын
I thought about old sonic design but you're right
@guykruger1 4 жыл бұрын
No, I think it was Season 8 of Game of Thrones (notice how dumbass Olympia says it's "not so bad" but most being horrified...)
@hmicide3894 4 жыл бұрын
クマ暗殺 者 “I thought about something but I was wrong cliché” ( 100 sins)
@jukebox2141 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gojitsar7505 3 жыл бұрын
@@guykruger1 Dude, they saw Twilight. Duh.
@CameronMetrejean 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised they didn’t make a bigger deal out of the strawberry pop tarts bit. She doesn’t even clarify that it’s the filling that’s strawberry flavored. If I was one of those kids I would assume she was saying strawberries tasted like a general pastry. Not to mention the fact that those pop tarts are FIVE YEARS OLD!
@urmom-np8yq 3 жыл бұрын
ikr that scene was literally just a pop tart ad edit-sp
@spring983 3 жыл бұрын
5 years old? Try 25 years old. They're played by the same actor as Pulp Fiction in '94
@4Skin. 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't think of that, now i wanna vomit
@texbex1468 2 жыл бұрын
I thought of this. It's artificially flavored with a chemical imitation of strawberries, nothing like the taste of actual berries.
@ogelsmogel Жыл бұрын
But Tom likes them stale..
@christopherennabe6961 5 жыл бұрын
My first thought after watching this movie was how good CinemaSins was going to tear it apart.
@Angeliclayer91 5 жыл бұрын
Christopher Ennabe I have been WAITING for this since I first watched this garbage.
@valndrisavalkina3497 5 жыл бұрын
Same but I loved the movie
@nspcrazy1122 5 жыл бұрын
Enoby
@outofdablue8294 5 жыл бұрын
i subscribed
@outofdablue8294 5 жыл бұрын
to you
@DakoGuyver 5 жыл бұрын
Something tells me he didn't like the movie.
@valndrisavalkina3497 5 жыл бұрын
nahh i'm sure he liked it
@thecitizens4573 5 жыл бұрын
Nope.... He hates it
@calebproductions1264 5 жыл бұрын
He only did it because you people kept arguing with him to sin it.
@patrickpoint9985 5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't like any movies I swear
@francismanancis4186 5 жыл бұрын
How could anyone like this movie?
@guykruger1 4 жыл бұрын
I was baffled by how they do not emotionally and physically collapse when they reach the blind school. The children are just like yeah we've just been on the river for two days straight or however long, probably starving and with very little sleep, suffering from hypothermia, and after going through the most excruciating emotional torment just now in the forest, but yeah, let's just go play with the kids. Similarly with Mallory I would expect her to break down in tears after the experience followed by the relief.
@protorhinocerator142 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the rebooted Star Trek movie, where Kirk was abandoned on the moon of Vulcan, and found his way to the remote science station with Scotty. Planet Vulcan just got obliterated. Sucked into a black hole. Gone. The planet his moon orbits is no more. He has a billion sensors that can record the event. But then instead of asking Kirk if he saw the planet get ganked, he spends the next half hour complaining about how he got passed over for promotion. Could it be you're just not that good with technology? I mean here you are in a science lab with blinking lights everywhere and you still think you're orbiting Vulcan.
@laronrosser294 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever met kids?
@guykruger1 Жыл бұрын
@@laronrosser294 I've never met kids that had just gone through a suicide-inducing monster apocalypse, no. Have you? 🙃
@pennyproud1621 11 ай бұрын
@@guykruger1😂😂😂😂😂
@Arlinya 4 жыл бұрын
How come everybody didn’t die from watching the news in the beginning?? The movie should’ve ended in the first few mins😩
@silentfox1738 3 жыл бұрын
and the other Asian guy died from the tv cameras so what?
@victorymansions 3 жыл бұрын
That is actually a very good point.
@layalsaleh4103 2 жыл бұрын
goddamn it, i just commented this and then i scrolled down
@asexyhusky6180 2 жыл бұрын
He said that though, it was an official sin
@Shuizid 2 жыл бұрын
Because the demon wasn't captured by the news cameras. As in, they "attacked" a massive crowd, somehow drawn in the news AND then just pissed off to hide somewhere so the movie can happen.
@bellablondon6172 5 жыл бұрын
It took a while, but I finally figured out what the Birdbox monster is: Sonic the Hedgehog (2019)
@thewisebread3653 5 жыл бұрын
someday we will make this the top comment
@yetimstillhere43 5 жыл бұрын
The Wise Bread let’s make it happen
@thewisebread3653 5 жыл бұрын
@@yetimstillhere43 yes I agree
@Gzehoo 5 жыл бұрын
People started to kill themselves because of Sonic? :D
@usualunusualkid7149 5 жыл бұрын
@@Gzehoo Look at the Sonic Movie trailer. Or don't, it's disturbing
@-NateTheGreat 5 жыл бұрын
John Malkovich was never cast in this movie. He just wandered on set drunk and so they continued filming.
@fahadrahman5059 5 жыл бұрын
nice one man
@deadsilentgaming1132 5 жыл бұрын
best comment!
@FilmGoalsProductions 5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@PauloPereira-hk9nw 5 жыл бұрын
That's being John Malkovich for you.
@sofiforgione4061 5 жыл бұрын
this comment deserves more likes
@baileyb234 4 жыл бұрын
respect for this guy watching like 200 different movies in a year just so he can make a video talking about sins HUGE RESPECT love ya vids man
@kimberlypurcell5218 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, but he must be a real downer to go to the movies with.
@shadow_dudz1436 4 жыл бұрын
Kimberly Purcell you realise he is a normal person and not a dick he has multiple people helping him with these
@lindamukarakate7511 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlypurcell5218 they watch them more then once. the first times just for enjoyment then they watch it a couple more times for sins
@ralfie_isepic9641 3 жыл бұрын
he probably watches it two times fot the sins
@deathisonlythebeginning5098 2 жыл бұрын
yet he got 2008 Iron Man and Hulk ending cameo wrong.
@carolinamurtha3102 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized ... did they do anything with BD Wong’s body after he died? Did they just leave him in that room to decompose? That’s rough, especially for the pregnant people with extra sensitive smell.
@Lameashellcosplay 5 жыл бұрын
I literally never understood why they didn't go back to the house, get the rest of the people ((and load up on blankets and stuff for comfort)) and live at the fucking grocery store. That's what I would do.
@killtheipadbaby 5 жыл бұрын
There were TONS of windows at the grocery store... they were covered but the store was much more vulnerable being out in the open rather than tucked away in a suburb... also given the fact that most people would flock to a grocery store
@williamjames7293 5 жыл бұрын
Have you not seen The Mist or Walking dead? Stores are good for scaveging/looting,living off the apocalypse because you have a bountiful supply of food but bear in mind other people will come to raid you or the creatures will some way some how get in to kill them.Second where will they take a shower,cook their food,or properly barricade or defend themselves? not all grocery stores have cooking stoves or grills,some may have kitchen utensils like knives and stuff but I dunno,still I agree with you why didn't they just hauled the others ass back to the store.
@swclikewhut 5 жыл бұрын
@@williamjames7293 pretty sure that when the apocalypse happens you won't have access to running water, gas, or electricity. Showers dont matter in any location
@williamjames7293 5 жыл бұрын
@@swclikewhut yeah your right but still,,,,one of them would be complaining about needing to take a shower 😏
@SparkIeMotion 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad no Costco nearby. They'd be set up forever. lol
@smorgastarta4205 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't sin the movie for having the kids called "Boy" and "Girl"
@theblackbaron4119 5 жыл бұрын
Kratos might want to have a word with you. *Boy*
@weirdofromhalo 5 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 No, even his son has a name, two, in fact. But at the start, he mostly uses BOI for reasons the game explores later.
@KatastrophicNoodle 5 жыл бұрын
@@weirdofromhalo Is it maybe because he is a boy?
@00SNIVY00 5 жыл бұрын
I'd just throw it in with the bunches of extra sins thrown in
@jonk5628 5 жыл бұрын
Ha I just thought it was trying so hard to be “deep”. Made me cringe.
@victoriabaker3222 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Malorie gave the birds more affection than her kids throughout most of the movie.
@ElfHostage 7 ай бұрын
Because the entities used emotions against the victims. She did not give them names to make it more difficult for the entities to emotionally manipulate her into looking.
@vizthex 4 жыл бұрын
At this point, I feel like I could watch enough CInemaSins to know how *not* to make a movie.
@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood 3 жыл бұрын
lol I write plays and am writing a novel at the moment; I have convinced myself that watching CinemaSins is my research about how to avoid cliches and plotholes :D
@jokergoat6405 3 жыл бұрын
@@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood its actually pretty bad becuz he adds sins to things he dislikes personally, don't just take his word for everything freely, re-think on what he just said and form your own opinion, its ok to agree like its ok to disagree. he has been incredibly unfair towads this movie, yes a lot of points were good but so many were just free jabs he personally just found a way to turn them into a negative thing when it really was not
@gojitsar7505 3 жыл бұрын
@@jokergoat6405 All you have to do is just not listen to the opinions.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 жыл бұрын
@@jokergoat6405 Very true. Actually, I'm glad you commented about this because while watching, I had a similar thought. He Sinned the movie for NOT overly explaining what was happening and allowing it to unfold so that we discover things when they do. But on damn near every other movie, they Sin the movie BECAUSE it explains things (for example: Gone Girl). They will find a way to sin everything so Ta Thoi should definitely write to please yourself and hope others want to come along for the ride.
@EllipsesMusicc 3 жыл бұрын
4 real
@ImNorman 5 жыл бұрын
Also, Strawberry Pop Tarts are in no way what strawberries taste like.
@coreyjameshaims449 5 жыл бұрын
God that scene was sooooo retarded
@jimb.7523 5 жыл бұрын
**crunch, crunch!** "One of my toofs bwoke off."
@oliverhughes610 5 жыл бұрын
Uh, isn't that the point? That it's obvious to all of us that they don't taste like strawberries, and it's meant to be 'tragic' that they will never get to know the taste of real fresh strawberries and only ever processed shite?
@oliverhughes610 5 жыл бұрын
@@coreyjameshaims449 Does it make the scene retarded if the point of it flew way over your head?
@austintownsend8340 5 жыл бұрын
But they are fucking delicious
@anastasiasaputri7640 5 жыл бұрын
If the asian guy dies from watching the cctv footage, why don't they die from watching the live news on TV?
@ashb7 5 жыл бұрын
Very true, you'd think news coverage alone would ensure the spread would be near instantaneous throughout the world once people started dying anywhere, and people didn't even know for a long time what was causing it. News coverage is way better quality than some grainy static CCTV footage too.
@vikramsinha3642 4 жыл бұрын
You're smart
@peachfries1144 4 жыл бұрын
Because it didn’t show people dying it showed people running in fire
@mightyobserver12 4 жыл бұрын
Because not directed at theM
@phatcrayonz 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because this movie is shit. And doesn’t care about accuracy but you watching Netflix.
@chicken595 3 жыл бұрын
This movie took out so many huge things 1. The three dogs 2. They didn't take any birds with them on the river trip 3. Most of the people at the school for the blind had gouged their own eyes out 4. And the scene where the demon tries to take Malorie's blindfold off which I thought was kinda cool 5. I almost forgot, Tom doesn't make it the whole five years with them.
@siriice1800 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, are you stupid? They did bring 3 birds with them on the river trip, your 4th argument doesn't make any sense with your "This movie took out so many things", and third. That's just a stupid comment tbh.
@spicybiscuit5530 3 жыл бұрын
@@siriice1800 She means that they took out the idea that they didn't take the birds, and in the final cut they took the birds with them. What don't you get about the fourth point?
@leech_the_loser7348 3 жыл бұрын
@@siriice1800 big bruh
@bookuroooverwatch161 3 жыл бұрын
@@siriice1800 I'm sorry, are you stupid?
@nillawafabutblack5604 2 жыл бұрын
@@spicybiscuit5530 I thought it was because bird box is based off a book and the book had the details she listed in her comment :/
@tanvidesai2830 3 жыл бұрын
You know what they should've done? They should've said Malorie was supposed to have twins, but then one of them turns out to be a stillborn, and then she takes in Olympia's child. Would've made it a much better point of suspense and also like solved the non-linear timeline problem. Hell, they could've used that stillborn baby in that scene with Gary and the blanket stuff. Damnit.
@hermanbrown7853 4 жыл бұрын
So we not gonna acknowledge the fact that 5 years later Tom had the same decent haircut ?
@ahniicha 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Most underrated comment
@imkingmailru 4 жыл бұрын
His 6-pack five years after the apocalypse bothered me even more
@tgr.4550 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@delta1658 4 жыл бұрын
so are we not gonna axknowledge the fact that it says 18 minutes but it's actually 19
@rxjn4560 3 жыл бұрын
Malorie is a barber 😎
@WolfDoggie 5 жыл бұрын
It's been revealed that the bird box monster is just Will Smith on a blue CGI body.
@calebproductions1264 5 жыл бұрын
As if 2019 couldn't get shittier enough already, besides the new shitty live action sonic movie, and Superbowl paying no tribute to Stephen Hillenburg after his death, Will Smith puts the genie from Kazaam into shame.
@ericdh4184 5 жыл бұрын
That's hot, That's hot
@Notsoslimshady_ 5 жыл бұрын
Smith genie looks good! Shut up!!!!
@tanaygupte1453 5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Paulson’s reaction to seeing the monster would make sense if that was true.
@ozdude2212 5 жыл бұрын
Wolf Doggie yeah it’s the new genie monster
@user-xj3bz8wr6e 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is basically The Happening without vengeful plants
@tfmaster96 3 жыл бұрын
And *slightly* less goofy dialogue. And a crap ton more plot holes.
@accellex2845 4 жыл бұрын
11:34 "You've even got exta room that's Charlie-shaped!" This line got me.
@PolarPandachannel 5 жыл бұрын
no sin for the fact that malorie didn’t name girl cinderella like how olympia had wanted??
@seaofflowers. 5 жыл бұрын
😂👏
@oliviawilcox8917 5 жыл бұрын
J Dee Carter I’m dead 😂
@gianinnaferreyro4857 5 жыл бұрын
I know! She had ONE job.
@aegontargaryen6269 5 жыл бұрын
Olympia was stupid...
@Lilbit0912 5 жыл бұрын
Why is there no sin for Tom opening doors? His dumbass is the reason why the majority of them are dead
@XxQueenChristinaxX 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix shoved this film down people’s throats LOL.
@MrDeadmanmatt 5 жыл бұрын
It's called advertising. Every movie company does it.
@princessthyemis 5 жыл бұрын
they certainly did...and before this it was a small book that no one seemed to know about...
@grademanroc5768 5 жыл бұрын
And it worked 😔
@SeanFerree 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@Senaihh 5 жыл бұрын
It's not a bad movie though.
@boazjamesmiller6387 3 жыл бұрын
What I find the most difficult to believe is the fact that Malorie recognises the gynaecologist after five years of blind apocalypse. Assuming she only knew her from that one appointment, I wouldn't even remember the gynaecologist's name two weeks after the appointment. I certainly wouldn't remember her face after five years. And here apparently, she's still able to connect her name to her face and remember both, after only seeing her once and not seeing her again for five years. Unless she was her regular gynaecologist or she has photographic memory or both, it is highly unlikely that either of them would be able to recognise each other after five years. I simply cannot believe that they would recognise each other immediately upon their meeting in the school for the blind.
@protorhinocerator142 Жыл бұрын
Unless it's one of the last other people you ever met. Remember the face of the guard who locked you in solitary confinement for a year? Yeah, how can I forget that face?
@tylerbradford6677 3 жыл бұрын
The part where he said “Im hoping Gary comes back from the dead to stir some shit up” had me dead💀
@bizichyld 5 жыл бұрын
I’m currently shopping my new script around Hollywood. It’s about fecal monsters that can’t hurt you unless you smell them. The characters all have to navigate the post-apocalyptic earth with nose plugs. It’s called “Turd Box.”
@su18ku12 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing build up, eloquent writing and a brilliant play on words to make a great punch line. You, sir, have my respect!
@izzzyeasy7009 5 жыл бұрын
RESPECT. 100% would watch
@fehmeh6292 5 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than twighlight.
@tripledambrosio381 5 жыл бұрын
B izichyld talent money
@jessicaball-farrar4335 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@marpl8761 5 жыл бұрын
Loki: We have a hulk. Mr. Hammond: We have a T-Rex. Tom: We have a GPS.
@prptheawesome4911 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment I’ve seen
@arumikahaven 5 жыл бұрын
Its moments like this where I wish I could 'retweet' youtube comments XD
@Dargonhuman 5 жыл бұрын
@Maple Draws Riddick: *silently sets a sardine can key on a ledge nest to a bloody teacup*
@mr.r1178 4 жыл бұрын
People who look at the demon be like: 👁👄👁 💧 💧
@classck1124 4 жыл бұрын
Shy Guy 👁 👁 💧👄 💧
@littlewendigo5055 4 жыл бұрын
Lol yes
@haydenlee4804 4 жыл бұрын
No its simple ;-;
@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 3 жыл бұрын
what bad meme it look soo nasty and awfull
@haydenlee4804 3 жыл бұрын
Not as bad as u
@erinjackson8119 3 жыл бұрын
The thing that scares me is that if this was real, there would a huge political problem in America about whether or not you’re okay with going outside and wearing a blindfold
@magicmulder 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the survival rate among Republicans is through the roof here.
@jakecletus2824 3 жыл бұрын
Well andrew Cuomo would probably stuff some old ppl in a room with one of the creatures
@EzekielMitchell98 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakecletus2824 and there would be white people who were told by trump not to were blindfolds
@EzekielMitchell98 3 жыл бұрын
@@magicmulder yeah they will die over bs because yeah America my right > life
@jakecletus2824 3 жыл бұрын
@@EzekielMitchell98 white people? Not trying to sound like y'all but isnt grouping an entire race into one category stereotyping at best? Trump had the highest minority vote of any Republican since I believe Reagan, American's liked Trump not just white people.
@iamzeaimey363 5 жыл бұрын
In most of these movies you have a pregnant woman about to give birth in an apocolypse
@auline8531 5 жыл бұрын
@@CJ-77 Yeah but there isn't a woman about to give birth every 5 people in the world
@sruto 5 жыл бұрын
*cough* walking dead *cough*
@jpmoney8794 5 жыл бұрын
Auline actually it’s estimated that over 300,000 babies are born every day
@fireinthebooth9506 5 жыл бұрын
Jas M But still statistically, two pregnant women outta the whole cast of characters is unlikely. I get that the whole apocalypse thing is fiction but if they try to make it as close to reality, they should look at the numbers.
@gamertag_6369 5 жыл бұрын
It's that or someone with a sickness
@raeearl530 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin for me was that Tom completely ignored Douglas when he was telling him Gary had put the freakin birds in the freezer! I mean just listen to him!!!
@sleepingdragons57 5 жыл бұрын
He took the birds out of the freezer first so he obviously listened to him. Also he killed Gary.
@flashfive12 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin for me was the intro of the movie practically told you what was going to happen. Once we found out her and Olympia was pregnant we could summarize that Malorie was the sole survivor with the 2 kids on the river. That was literally my issue the whole movie there were tons of key moments that were predictable 3 scenes before they happened.
@lilromi 3 жыл бұрын
when the woman go and sat in the burning car, it's like me going into a class that I'm clearly failing
@mumatsi 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a blind person. You would be so lucky since you already know everything lol
@jamireign5645 5 жыл бұрын
When you don’t want to watch the movie so you wait for cinema sins to squish it into 20 minutes
@Leeanicorn 5 жыл бұрын
Jami Reign 👁👅👁👌
@kylebrofloski6315 5 жыл бұрын
Leeanicorn that's creepy as fuck
@actionjackson3522 5 жыл бұрын
Watch Dead Meat's "Kill Count." He covers the movies in more detail but only horror movies.
@ladymopar2024 5 жыл бұрын
🙈🙈 I always do that LOL
@jamireign5645 5 жыл бұрын
@Jole Koydon Bold of you to assume that I watch horror movies (I don’t have the balls)
@randomletters8276 5 жыл бұрын
My sister, who read the book, told me that the sanctuary actually had people who gouged out their eyes to avoid seeing the creatures.
@harigunawan8889 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather die
@Firstfalconfree 5 жыл бұрын
Yep. They weren't doing it anymore by the time she gets there, but Mallorie flips out when she sees people walking around with gouged out eyes.
@chanceencounter176 5 жыл бұрын
oof
@adia_ashido706 5 жыл бұрын
o H w o w
@tristonong7049 5 жыл бұрын
Woah...
@ActualArcher Жыл бұрын
Apparently, in the book, the solution for the safe house was to cut out the survivors eyes, which was the reason that they were safe there. It was never a school for the blind in the book. Kind of wish they had used the book ending for the movie.
@glutenfreemuffincake4267 4 жыл бұрын
I’m dying, i loved it so so so much when you said ‘’coincidentally Boy you have your dog, girl you have your kitty was the title of the children’s book my parents used when it was time for ‘’The Talk’’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kaylawoodward6155 4 жыл бұрын
“You didn’t pile groceries to the ceiling? You even have extra room that’s Charlie shaped” 😂😂
@Fishboy434 4 жыл бұрын
Savage 😂😂😂
@mrsirmaam5150 4 жыл бұрын
Frick. Somebody got the 170th like before me.
@mustafashammari972 3 жыл бұрын
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@WolfClaw666YT 3 жыл бұрын
@@mustafashammari972 who cares
@Aeviu 5 жыл бұрын
Malorie's makeup lasted for 5 years and survived water? 100 sins!
@SpoonLegend 5 жыл бұрын
That would make sense if it was real life but this is a fucking movie my guy. How they look in the movie is how the look.
@MrDeadmanmatt 5 жыл бұрын
Did you know you can reapply make-up over the course of 5 years?
@billsanda1243 5 жыл бұрын
Matt Ball while in the wild for 5 years
@Aeviu 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeadmanmatt why would she reapply makeup if everyone's eyes are closed?
@MrDeadmanmatt 5 жыл бұрын
@@Aeviu Tom's eyes weren't closed when they were inside, and it also could be a coping mechanism. This isn't explicitly stated, of course, but it's not that much of a stretch.
@lunarketchup8829 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why Malorie thought it was the best time to tell Olympia’s daughter how beautiful the world is when she’s literally about to open her eyes, like what the heck.
@diogeneslantern18 Жыл бұрын
That's Netflix for you. Their writers cannot think past their nose.
@Oxidize 3 жыл бұрын
Are we even gonna talk about why everyone had access to blindfolds?
@okdewayne 3 жыл бұрын
Why are you in every comment section. I swear it doesn't matter what I watch your always here. Lol
@DaTunaGoddess 3 жыл бұрын
Who r u?
@chriswade9616 3 жыл бұрын
Access to blindfolds? Access?! Bro any piece of cloth will make a blindfold, it's not a N99 face mask. What are you talking about?
@Dankman9 2 жыл бұрын
If you can't improvise a blindfold don't worry about it cuz no way you're surviving any apocalypse scenario anyway.
@JennaMaBob 2 жыл бұрын
@Plux I see what you did
@noprofilepicture205 5 жыл бұрын
Bird box demons: I’ve pushed the whole of humanity in a state of chaos and destruction to the point of no return. Duolingo bird: hold my beer.
@brianzz6443 5 жыл бұрын
Say it in Spanish or Duolingo is coming for you
@luffeon 5 жыл бұрын
hIs NaMe Is DuO nOt DuOlInGo
@brianzz6443 5 жыл бұрын
@@luffeon Si Amigo
@milthethrill 4 жыл бұрын
W
@emisthem6562 4 жыл бұрын
No ha-help-bla In-me-gles!
@SK8GEEK1 5 жыл бұрын
Kids have never swam before but hey rapids are simple to struggle through
@dja.m.8622 4 жыл бұрын
I have another sin, when MGK's character and his girlfriend left, the car was gone so how the heck did NO ONE hear the car? Also cars make alot of noise so how were they able to use a car without one of the creatures attacking them? So actually 167 sins not 165
@gossipqueen1013 3 жыл бұрын
Tom did hear the car and realised they were gone as I remembered. Plus the monsters can't physically harm you they'll just try to scare you.
@dja.m.8622 3 жыл бұрын
@@gossipqueen1013 no they can't physically hurt you, I agree but they make you go insane and commit suicide so either way, a car makes ALOTTA noise & will alert them were you are so they ALL should be dead
@dja.m.8622 3 жыл бұрын
@@gossipqueen1013 also names not Tom, it's Alex
@gossipqueen1013 3 жыл бұрын
@@dja.m.8622 the car was covered either way but there was an Alex in bird box?!
@dja.m.8622 3 жыл бұрын
@@gossipqueen1013 yea, I know there was an Alex in Bird Box & they did fine driving a covered car
@deltahizuro7689 4 жыл бұрын
"She has no idea how it works" Lady: *Proceeds to use it*
@cookiemaggy5698 5 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest. We've all waited for bird box to be roasted.
@ChideraStephen 5 жыл бұрын
Cookiemaggy dead
@ZykoMike 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no no no. Some people actually liked this movie.
@elibrooks6348 5 жыл бұрын
Ya damn skippy
@musicislife9825 5 жыл бұрын
Movie was dumb
@sallyroslin4634 5 жыл бұрын
True tho, though I kinda liked the series no matter how crappy
@LowFPSpc 5 жыл бұрын
This movie could also be called "The Blind Side"
@LandoYMEllis100 5 жыл бұрын
Jerry Adams Bird Brain is a good title too
@valndrisavalkina3497 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry I think that movie title is taken
@GrimKhazi 5 жыл бұрын
Also, check out the porn movie, "The Blind Spot". Shitty video, but watched it a ton when I was 13 or so. Has a lot in comparison with the movie.
@GrimKhazi 5 жыл бұрын
Description: Lene is the featured dancer at a club known as The Blind Spot. Sierra, Lacy, Laurie, and Rasha are regulars 'around the pole,' as are a group of rather strange men. As a matter of fact, everything about The Blind Spot is strange. Like the sunglasses worn indoors. Like the sleazy club manager, with something to hide. And all the strange obsessions the club seems to generate. Generate an obsession of your own. With The Blind Spot. Now open.
@PolarPandachannel 5 жыл бұрын
I SCREAMED
@MCBSMITH89 6 ай бұрын
I rewatch these literally all the time because I love movies and I appreciate all the extra movie references in the script. especially the galaxy quest reference. "IS THERE AIR?!? YOU DON'T KNOW!"
@pvzmariosonica8fan 2 жыл бұрын
You missed one right at the beginning: At one point Malorie says "Don't say a word," but then a few seconds after that she says "If you hear something, tell me."
@one-wingedangel6180 2 жыл бұрын
She doesn’t even know how to name her kids lol 😂
@kylehart6400 5 жыл бұрын
"You've even got extra room that's Charlie shaped!" That's so messed up haha
@sashat3632 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was messed up when I realized they named Charlie after the dog from the book and then gave him a less meaningful death
@tangoandcars9588 5 жыл бұрын
Spongebob be like: Step 1: Seatbelt! Step 2: Ignition on Step 3: Engage Bird Box! “What? You can’t drive a boat with a blindfold on?!”
@Crankiebox99 5 жыл бұрын
Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit
@MrXemrox 5 жыл бұрын
Step 4: Misses Puffs screams. Step 5: Crashes. Step 6: Retake boating school. Step 7: Repeat.
@akalade7546 5 жыл бұрын
O shit ur right
@TheKendallMorris 5 жыл бұрын
This is an epic reference.
@bananafruitcake5677 3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that the thing I found most disturbing about this movie is that Gary can draw better than me
@user-rv3nv7ov7i 4 жыл бұрын
0:41 cinema sins stop I can't 😂
@lordofthememes6016 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@cheesecakex5stan277 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that at the beginning the woman's head isn't nearly strong enough to crack that glass!
@coffeepoweredkatie6290 5 жыл бұрын
Not defending this piece of garbage movie or anything. But technically it didn't break it just cracked, which is at least slightly more likely. Still hard to believe though.
@cheesecakex5stan277 5 жыл бұрын
@@coffeepoweredkatie6290 You're right I ment crack not break
@JarrettWilliams99 5 жыл бұрын
CoffeePoweredKatie have you seen the office episode where they're trying to bust a commercial building window with a projector?
@halinaqi2194 5 жыл бұрын
@@JarrettWilliams99 lol yeah XD
@beanie9167 5 жыл бұрын
CoffeePoweredKatie I liked it sooo :/
@efe_aydal 5 жыл бұрын
"B.D. Wrong" - This is why I still keep coming after so many years of the same concept.
@casterfokyrell3702 5 жыл бұрын
Efe Aydal sometimes the starts align 😂
@kitaplarbenimnefesim 3 жыл бұрын
Oha efe abi burda ne işin var kwbeozbfiejoanzoxjdis
@cooperdavis8296 4 жыл бұрын
14:08 Actually, that is Cthulhu
@darrylisaac9400 3 жыл бұрын
When you think about it this is what would happen if the great old ones came To earth you go mad when you see them.
@peregrinfandomizer 3 жыл бұрын
Sooo, since she could see through the blindfold a little bit and was fine, does that mean you would also be fine by wearing a welding mask all the time? The effect is nearly almost the same.
@harleehollibaugh 5 жыл бұрын
When I dont want to watch a movie, or simply cant I just wait for cinemasins
@nadertader 5 жыл бұрын
me too. I've "seen" so many movies because of this channel
@dr2d2 5 жыл бұрын
@@nadertader Same
@DRUMCANJONES22 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@evobe 5 жыл бұрын
You're right. Netflix forced me to watch this. Everyone must look.
@Alex-ol3pu 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the whole revelation of “everyone in the sanctuary has actually blinded themselves and that’s why they’re safe” then I remembered that they ditched that ending and made it more boring and unbelievable smh
@AxelYates 4 жыл бұрын
"all the relatability flies out the window with Olympia" haha
@AzoiatheCobra 5 жыл бұрын
the happening: "dude, you can copy my homework, change it enough so that the teacher doesnt suspect us" bird box: "dont worry dude"
@Schneewittchen1310 5 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves at least 5000 likes.
@porklazer1463 5 жыл бұрын
Ummmm bird box was a book made before the happening???
@danielrivas6258 5 жыл бұрын
The happening More like a quiet place
@ashb7 5 жыл бұрын
But Happening was unadulterated garbage, while Birdbox is average at worst, so its fine
@barrylyndon5552 5 жыл бұрын
Pfft I suspect the twist in Bird Box was that the 'demons' were just tvs actually showing The Happening and seeing it drove you to end it all
@ArashK9 5 жыл бұрын
this is one of those movies where you enjoy watching it but 5 min after the movie you ask yourself "wtf did I just watch".
@martin230013 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly how I felt too.
@macnelson9413 5 жыл бұрын
Wow that's literally me, except for the fact that I didn't enjoy watching at all
@vnikyt 5 жыл бұрын
No. It isn’t. It was dumb from about 3 min in.
@BiteSizedProduction 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't enjoy watching it for 20 minutes
@CanadianPrepper 4 жыл бұрын
One of your best
@joshuavildor2824 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a safe bet that the baby image of Malorie’s painting in 2:09 is probably an Easter egg of what this monster is supposed to be.
@deep.space.12 5 жыл бұрын
Sin: No one tried to gouge their eyeballs out despite being a cliche response.
@erin3967 5 жыл бұрын
DeepSpace12 i think its cuz the people didn’t look like they were in pain from seeing it, and gouging out your eyes wouldn’t kill you, it would just hurt.
@bec3252 5 жыл бұрын
DeepSpace12 in the book the people at the school who still had sight gouged their eyes out
@GradietPanda12345 5 жыл бұрын
DeepSpace12 this comment is dumb
@beemilk517 5 жыл бұрын
DeepSpace12 sin: olympia wanted her daughter to be named after a disney princess and malorie had to be unoriginal as shit and name her olympia
@empty3696 5 жыл бұрын
Robby He means gouging your eyeballs out would be a surefire way to prevent infection
@MoonstarWStarmoon 5 жыл бұрын
One of my biggest problems (and this happens A LOT in horror/apocalypse/action films) is how by the end of her 5 year journey living in an apocalypse world, row boating and running around the woods, her face is still perfectly clean with makeup and no dirt. But her hands had some mud rubbed off on them! Lmao
@ashleyventham8478 5 жыл бұрын
It's not because it's the apocalypse that you can't wash yourself or wear makeup! Their lives seem pretty normal, except for the occasional scavenging.
@thatonekidyouhate7317 5 жыл бұрын
@ham Exactly! Glad I'm not the only one to have thought that!
@thatonekidyouhate7317 5 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyventham8478 yeah but she had JUST fallen down a hill, FLAT ON HER FACE, and only had like 3 smudges of dirt on her face plus makeup. Explain?
@ashleyventham8478 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatonekidyouhate7317 Oh yeah, maybe in specific moments, I was just talking generally :p
@darthmalgus9525 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone would care about beauty when it’s literally the apocalypse.
@jessaminehaak8253 3 жыл бұрын
Here's a question... if it's so dangerous to look at the rapids on the river leading to Shangri-la because the demons are *everywhere*... then why is Shangri-la magically safe. Like couldn't the demons just follow all the people rowing determinedly down the river to find Shangri-la? Or does it also have a really good perimeter defence system that we just didn't get to see
@Cal90208 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think the demons are everywhere, but they’re common enough to be scared to open your eyes at all. And in the safe place they have an alarm system; the birds. They said “it’s not much, but it’s something”. So they use the birds as an alarm system
@mrs8454 3 жыл бұрын
The “they’re just cans” joke was perfect
@hugostiglitz6316 5 жыл бұрын
In a world where people are killing themselves why would it be a good idea to carry around a gun??
@ALANA-hu8qo 5 жыл бұрын
Hugo Stiglitz insurance
@litskypancakes2638 5 жыл бұрын
Hugo Stiglitz Did you see what Tom did? Straight up massacred the little 5 people psycho posse
@hairythetablefry2013 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. Absolutely yes.
@johncunanan65 5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say America in a nutshell but I realize only certain people do.
@yungblac8336 5 жыл бұрын
@@johncunanan65 not just certain people just about everyone has a gun here #FREEDOMTHEFUCKON
@boihowdie 5 жыл бұрын
Last few minutes: okay, you wanna go play with your new friends, newly named boy n girl? Yes of course mommy, we've never interacted with other human beings before, and we have trauma; we'll go n play
@ashb7 5 жыл бұрын
Those are either some incredibly dumb, or incredibly brave kids. Possibly both.
@nannige4539 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha That's amazing
@masere 4 жыл бұрын
And we are still covered in dirt and wearing mucky wet clothes.
@itsikabitch9005 4 жыл бұрын
*Girl immediately proceeds to rip a chunk of hair off one of the other girls for calling her weird*
@sindisomoyo6026 4 жыл бұрын
@@masere not to even mention not eating in like forever 😂😂
@snakeking5009 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they put a school for the blind next to a river was lost on me during my initial watch but is hilarious to me now.
@nataliaharding471 3 жыл бұрын
"And all the relatability flies out the window with Olympia" come here boy😂😭
@shadowstorm125 5 жыл бұрын
Also, you didn't sin the fact that Olympia clearly told Malorie what she wanted Girl to be named, yet Malorie disregared her last wishes.
@davidkov6750 5 жыл бұрын
That is malorie. It is her decision. Just because somebody promised something in a movie it doesn't mean it is going to happen. Just like in real life.
@xcastoria 5 жыл бұрын
i think she chose to name them boy and girl to not form any emotional attachment to them. later on she names them because she knows they’re safe
@laalaag2auntyayag776 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Storm12 YEP, that bugged me too!. Obviously it's Mallory's decision, but it still was a little disappointing. Mallory bonded with Olympia, she was such a sweetheart, and she helped her with accepting and embracing motherhood. It just felt thoughtless when she blurted out Olivia, I was like "Wait, did she say Olympia?" Because it would have been more satisfying if she had named her after her mother, if she wasn't going to name her either of the names Olympia wanted.
@victoriab4683 5 жыл бұрын
@@laalaag2auntyayag776 she did name her Olympia.
@sarahlshi 5 жыл бұрын
@@xcastoria She renamed them afterwards but she didn't name girl the name that Olympia wanted after they reached safety
@ahstiasummers5583 5 жыл бұрын
Also, when they tied the guy to the chair in the monitor room, why couldn’t at least one person stay in the room just in case bad things happen? Like if the guy starts trying to commit suicide every way possible, then leap in and try to stop the guy. Drag the chair away from the computer, put him elsewhere. Maybe in the process, learn if an afflicted person can go back to being normal
@ponchiktv4134 5 жыл бұрын
That was too confusing to watch. I expected someone to wait at least outside the room after people started to leave... then suddenly everyone went downstairs. Damn you, people!
@spac3manmcgee786 5 жыл бұрын
I yelled at every scene in the movie because almost every horror movie is like this. except for the fact someone with darker skin hadn't died first
@Carlisho 5 жыл бұрын
Theres no logic to be found
@runicsniper4043 5 жыл бұрын
Ahstia Summers he pointed that out already
@dxkp 5 жыл бұрын
Ahstia Summers exactly why didn’t someone just stand behind the computer and if shit went south just unplug it?????
@maureenrussell7829 4 жыл бұрын
6:25 this is one of the most IQ sins they've ever done! also, did you know that there are more astronauts than folly artists?
@CameronMetrejean 3 жыл бұрын
13:43 When that one girl at a party who craves attention sees another girl going into labor
@c4662 5 жыл бұрын
This movie sucked. What I hated the most is how they made Douglas the bad guy. In reality, he's the smartest and the only sensible character in the movie. He warned the group not to bring the crazy british guy in and most of them died because of their idiocy. Edit: Since this comment blew up, follow my band: kzfaq.info/love/0Sc-hEEekj60oP0h2VxAIQ instagram.com/type_99_band/
@beanie9167 5 жыл бұрын
Cyrus' guitar and lift That is a regular movie. It is because everytime they took the chance Douglass was the whole: "ItS a MiStAkE" People were sick of that everything was a mistake
@c4662 5 жыл бұрын
Considering it’s Douglas’ house, supplies are limited and they are trying to understand what’s going on. It’s not a time to take a lot of risks.
@bucwhovian8305 5 жыл бұрын
That's kind of what I liked about it. The sad truth is that if something like this were to happen in real life, most if not everyone would be like Douglas, we would all panic a only care about what we can do to save ourselves, trusting no one and not being at all interested in helping anyone else. We would all be assholes if this kind of shit went down, and I like that this movie had the ball to tell us that. I'm not quite sure why you think the movie made him out to be the bad guy, he's made out to be an asshole, but that's not the same as being the bad guy. The bad guy, if there is one, is the nutter that tries to get them to look at the monster.
@beanie9167 5 жыл бұрын
Buc Whovian and the monster is the main villain
@bucwhovian8305 5 жыл бұрын
1000 followers with one video not for me. The monster what more like the disaster in a disaster movie. Just a thing they have deal with and avoid being killed by.
@hannahmullen4897 5 жыл бұрын
"This is what Netflix demanded when they pushed this movie to the top of the browse page every month" had me dead
@mistikthikness6327 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious laughed till I pooped
@protorhinocerator142 Жыл бұрын
It's the same reason I refused to watch The Irishman.
@protorhinocerator142 Жыл бұрын
@@mistikthikness6327 This comment had more plot, better logic, and a more satisfying ending than the movie.
@christian6455 11 ай бұрын
@@protorhinocerator142 I heard it actually good lol
@joaquingarcia65 4 жыл бұрын
I’m a little shocked this movie has more sins than Sing
@ryanandpetsandtoys5416 2 жыл бұрын
Cinema sins: they are demons When you watch a game theory: 😳
@Jthebeast108 5 жыл бұрын
You missed the part where Tom managed to have perfect accuracy while blindfolded, he hit like three shots in a row!?
@diplamatikjuan3595 5 жыл бұрын
Hey man, they totally teach blind-marksmenship in Army school
@CarryTheThree 5 жыл бұрын
He watched the Book Of eli and Practiced
@toxiflexx04 5 жыл бұрын
@@CarryTheThree that was a good movie lol
@jonathanwilliams2320 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a shotgun though? And the people were fairly packed together, it's not much of a stretch.
@Harrieta1337 5 жыл бұрын
He has aimbot
@Spicydoughnut87 5 жыл бұрын
Also the doctor is literally wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT that she had when she did the ultrasound.
@snoopy_peanuts_77 5 жыл бұрын
well yeah...its the apocalypse.....she cant exactly go clothes shopping
@custardclips7751 5 жыл бұрын
@@snoopy_peanuts_77 fam, it was 5 YEARS until we see her again.
@ashb7 5 жыл бұрын
@@snoopy_peanuts_77 I think the first thing they give Malorie at the blind school is fresh clothes, so that's not an excuse
@xella5843 5 жыл бұрын
WHATTT???? No she’s not. Did you even watch this? 😂
@carmay3600 5 жыл бұрын
Billions I am pretty sure they have washing machines at the school.
@immaculateisayi9803 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that she named the girl, "Girl" even though her mom requested a specific name.. that got me. add 5 sins!
@houseontherock8345 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA OH MY GOSH A GALAXY QUEST REFERENCE 😂😂😂. “Is there air? You don’t know!”
@Dokkaebi707 5 жыл бұрын
Im suprised you guys didn't sin the part where the Demons call out to the kids telling them to take off their blind folds when you could clearly see the demons steam roll through the forest and interact with the world around them. So why wouldn't the demons just take their blind folds off?
@athane8358 5 жыл бұрын
They seem to move more like a semi-corporeal force. Like a strong wind, a blunt force, rather than one with precise motor control
@treymenasco602 5 жыл бұрын
@@athane8358 but that could knock the blind fold off?
@SquaredPasta 5 жыл бұрын
Trey Menasco that wouldn’t have the precision to knock the blindfold off
@keycrafter7471 5 жыл бұрын
*WHOS TOUCHING DA CHILD?!*
@TonyFelony19 5 жыл бұрын
@@keycrafter7471 *blindfolded FBI agents* FBI OPEN UP
@wesleyackerman8211 5 жыл бұрын
"look at John Malkovich, you can actually see the phone in his hand" *shows phone in Sandra Bullock's hand.*
@kronmeicrumbs 5 жыл бұрын
I think he meant he was phoning in his performance.
@WARTV-dn5fk 2 жыл бұрын
I’m literally watching this in order not to have to watch the 2nd half of the movie, THANK YOU 🙏🏼 😄
@varunjohnson9570 2 жыл бұрын
me too man!
@kevinfrushour Жыл бұрын
BUT YOU HAVE TO SEE! EVERYONE MUST SEE!!!! :)
@stephanieoni7804 4 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha Is there air? You don't know! galaxy quest reference @14:03 yesssss love it
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