Everything Wrong With Expend4bles in 19 Minutes or Less

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12 күн бұрын

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@CappedOff-qi2sw 10 күн бұрын

The biggest sin was Sylvester Stallone having less than 10 minutes of screen time.

@rogusmith2630 10 күн бұрын

they couldn't afford more than that lmao

@iSAM-Hi 10 күн бұрын

I heard it was because he didn’t want to do a bunch of action scenes and stuff because his back was still messed up from a botched stunt in another movie.

@user-fc2tj8lf2m 10 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure its because his scenes were expendable.

@5ftOfRage 10 күн бұрын

Good because he's completely overrated

@Ravenholm337 10 күн бұрын

@@user-fc2tj8lf2m his whole ‘career’ nowadays

@bastetsrising9601 10 күн бұрын

I really appreciate Jeremy's efforts in correctly pronouncing the movie title. It's this level of unmatched professionalism that makes this channel such an inspiration to watch... *dies laughting *

@CinemaSins 10 күн бұрын

It is but a pleasure to serve.

@bobdobbs6969 9 күн бұрын

Go Expend Yourself!

@eclipsehorse8693 7 күн бұрын

@@CinemaSins thank you sir, for your service! *hand salute*

@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite 7 күн бұрын

@@CinemaSins *CinemaSins is Expend4ble*

@user-er4xp8if6k 7 күн бұрын

@@CinemaSins unhappy 9.17m subscribers

@Jonathan_Collins 10 күн бұрын

I didn't think Megan Fox could play anything more unconvincing than being a competent mother, but here we are.

@sevandobo 10 күн бұрын

Just want to congratulate you on making me fucking die laughing from your comment 👌

@MargoMB19 10 күн бұрын

Pronouncing the 4 in Expend4bles so flawlessly I didn't even notice the first time!

@calvinmasters6159 8 күн бұрын

You mean "expend foibles"?

@Rembreiker_lychec9257 10 күн бұрын

Megan Fox as an expendable is as credible as Cardi B as a SWAT team leader.

@lizardog 9 күн бұрын

As credible as all those senior citizens :D

@Jameswormsley319 8 күн бұрын

🤣🤣

@thespadestable 4 күн бұрын

Or watching Cardi B getting that fake azz of hers getting swat.

@williamsummerson1204 10 күн бұрын

This f'n movie deserves all the sins for the misuse of Tony Jaa. 😠

@chrismcdonald2947 10 күн бұрын

Quick cutting any of his fights was a crime. The man did the most insane stunts for Ong Bak and The Protector with MULTIPLE camera angles!!

@neemojenkins881 9 күн бұрын

They also misuse Iko Uwais too

@williamsummerson1204 9 күн бұрын

@@chrismcdonald2947 legendary.

@williamsummerson1204 9 күн бұрын

@@neemojenkins881 fax

@e.enriquez4589 10 күн бұрын

The green screen budget was astronomical

@markusmuhldorfer917K 10 күн бұрын

And yet they did such a horrible job every second they used it😂😅

@Redflametrow 10 күн бұрын

The Jumbo Shrimp thing is pretty messed up. Like our heroes just causally murder people for fun. Even the bar fight early on they initiated and escalated.

@Weeble985 9 күн бұрын

IKR? I know they're killers, but they don't randomly kill innocent people. It would have been better if Jumbo Shrimp was like a human trafficer or something.

@FilthyCasual13 10 күн бұрын

Getting Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais for this movie and not having them fight each other is worth 100 sins.

@neighbor-j-4737 10 күн бұрын

The only reason to watch it, and they never used it.

@RubberKiwi79 10 күн бұрын

We need some Segal movie sins.

@MrRossStanlick 10 күн бұрын

Check out space ice

@smilinmadman6459 10 күн бұрын

Him being an actor is the only sin there ever was

@AnikMonette 10 күн бұрын

@@MrRossStanlickOr Jason Brant. But Cinemasins can pop his Seagal cherry like NC did not long ago. But instead of Deadly Ground he could do Exit Wounds, the last legit movie Seagal made..

@lizardog 9 күн бұрын

Segal movies are sins in and of themselves.

@taurinstraiter2325 9 күн бұрын

@@AnikMonette I just watched "Exit Wounds (2001)". I completely agree Cinema Sins should cover that movie. Also still waiting for Crank 2: High Voltage (2009) and many others..

@intothefrayyo 10 күн бұрын

😂 Can't wait for Expandable5!!

@ninja-ginger1973 10 күн бұрын

Same

@michaelmyers3709 10 күн бұрын

Think you’ll be waiting a while

@OpinionFactChecker 10 күн бұрын

It'll have a larger cast.

@nms7872 10 күн бұрын

and then Expenda6les

@michaelmyers3709 10 күн бұрын

It won’t have any cast. Because it will never happen.

@michaelwesten4624 10 күн бұрын

only 19 minutes? that must be some sort of achievement

@SquiresIsle 10 күн бұрын

Wow, Richard Ayoade audio outtake! Gotta love that!

@michaelmyers3709 10 күн бұрын

1:05 100 mill budget apparently but filming an actual street is just so much work

@rogusmith2630 10 күн бұрын

A Movie with a budget of 100 mil only made like 53 mil in box office. 37mil of that came from worldwide an only 16mil came from US and canada boy I wonder why

@michaelmyers3709 10 күн бұрын

Pretty sure the 37 worldwide includes the 16 US

@rogusmith2630 10 күн бұрын

@@michaelmyers3709 that would mean they only made 37 in total which they didnt. plus it says outside & canada

@michaelmyers3709 10 күн бұрын

Not sure then, either way it flopped like a fish out of water 🐠

@Durwood71 10 күн бұрын

Most of the budget likely went to actor salaries.

@ajjamsen694 10 күн бұрын

Wait, when did 50 Cent join the Grandpa Brigade? 😆 i was not expecting him to show up but it makes sense.

@stevesoo8484 10 күн бұрын

A replacement for Terry Crews' character. Bet he's feeling glad he skipped this dumpster fire.

@eclipsehorse8693 7 күн бұрын

Note Antonion Banderas and Ronda Rousey bowed out after the 3rd one as well-

@MartialArtsFilmFreak 10 күн бұрын

The short red head guy in the bar fight is an incredible martial artist. Apparently they prevized a whole fight between him and Statham. And of course they cut it!!!!!

@AnikMonette 10 күн бұрын

Sad.😔

@bobdobbs6969 9 күн бұрын

That's because the movie itself is expendable. Muay Thai Chi kzfaq.info0Olt7rHjVfI

@StreamPunkCinema 10 күн бұрын

This movie was pain. Such a shame considering how good the first two were, even three didn't entirely suck.

@chrodegang8406 10 күн бұрын

wtf dude

@AnikMonette 10 күн бұрын

I liked the third one...😊

@Vepaman 10 күн бұрын

at ( 6:18 ) they left in the inner barrel of a BB gun in that scene

@rubendacostaesilva8442 8 күн бұрын

None of them was good...

@coolguyyy9071 10 күн бұрын

Megan Fox being in this was the biggest sin

@Women_Are_Cringe 10 күн бұрын

She only has a job in acting because of her looks. Everything else about her is mid. Her acting is atrocious.

@aaabbaba 10 күн бұрын

Top comment I’m predicting it

@cigar_goblin4849 10 күн бұрын

cuz shes trash? i agree

@Women_Are_Cringe 10 күн бұрын

Megan only has a job because of her looks.

@MeatBags 10 күн бұрын

At least worth 250 on the counter

@Durwood71 10 күн бұрын

Megan Fox looks so artificial these days, she lives in the Uncanny Valley.

@trashcanjoe4902 7 күн бұрын

“Using an eddie hall instead of a brian shaw!” 😂😂 poor eddie

@giuseppeianniello1998 10 күн бұрын

Expend4bles was nominated for several Razzie Awards, with Sylvester Stallone and Megan Fox “winning” for their supporting roles

@cupidstunt22 10 күн бұрын

Sly looks like he's been pickled in formaldehyde

@FuzzyStripetail 10 күн бұрын

The third Transformers movie probably would have been less Expend4bles if Megan Fox wasn't Fox-y enough to be replaced by Rosie Huntington-Whitley.

@serienchiller 9 күн бұрын

Expendables: mercenaries with sense for justice.. Expend4bles: sociopathic murderers

@albertmotbey1128 10 күн бұрын

This movie makes my dad nostalgic for the 80s and makes me sad for them

@Sun-Warrior1911 10 күн бұрын

Expendables 5 will be all AZZ jokes for sure!!

@blackonyx1 10 күн бұрын

Oof...has a 5th movie been confirmed?

@espenstoro 10 күн бұрын

Surely you mean Expendfiveables

@JasonLaveKnotts 10 күн бұрын

He wouldn't need glasses with a magnified scope on his rifle.

@OpinionFactChecker 10 күн бұрын

A scope is basically a really powerful set of readers.

@NekoHibaCosplay 10 күн бұрын

for this reason scopes have diopter correctors, I suppose snipers don't wear their glasses on the battlefield 🤣

@shawklan27 10 күн бұрын

All for a really shitty and drawn out old man joke

@TheAdatto 10 күн бұрын

That's not how scopes work. If for example you are near sighed like me a scope makes you near sighted far away. (If that makes sense)

@rickstaism 5 күн бұрын

@@TheAdatto Yep I'm the same, I still wear prescription lenses in my ballistic glasses because the scope doesn't fix my short sightedness.

@Aegon1 10 күн бұрын

He didn’t even remove a single sin, he hated this movie lmao 😂

@CarlDraper 10 күн бұрын

if he has the aim to hit the gun so precisely with the knife, why didn't he just hit the bloke operating the gun? *ding*

@JacobDean88 10 күн бұрын

Saw the trailer and decided, wait a sec.. I've seen this movie 3 times already. No thanks on the 4th time

@jordansean18 10 күн бұрын

Am I the only weirdo who watches the Cinemasins first to see if the movie is good before actually watching it? 😅

@002720336302337 10 күн бұрын

Me too. You are not alone.😂😂😂

@insaincaldo 9 күн бұрын

Have you ever gotten that impression then?

@rickstaism 5 күн бұрын

Seems like a silly thing to think.

@YoBabyMamaFave 4 күн бұрын

Nope. I got into the trend a few years ago

@TheRealJetLifeGaming 8 күн бұрын

Can’t wait till we get to part 4 thanks for picking my favorite movie!!!

@barryevans9486 10 күн бұрын

This concept ran out of gas two movies ago, and by using the Fast and Furious equation, that means we’ll get at least nine more, so who are we gonna get as a villain for Expendables 5? Lorenzo Lamas?

@bikeny 10 күн бұрын

Gee, what has Lorenzo been up to these days? I go back to Falcon Crest, so it's been a while.

@eclipsehorse8693 7 күн бұрын

They're lining up Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy!

@criticitizen8749 10 күн бұрын

Ha that "Ocean's" throwback just got me right in the funny bone. ❤

@robertfarmer1602 10 күн бұрын

I cannot wait for you to do an EWW Late Night with the Devil. The amount of company logos at the start of that movie are OBSCENE

@TheWPhilosopher 6 күн бұрын

I legit watched it and immediately thought of Jeremy!

@eyyy6736 5 күн бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one

@Rachel_M_ 10 күн бұрын

I love your use of alliteration. Good show Sir, good show 👏

@andrewjames1817 9 күн бұрын

I wanting for the fast crew to join in on this crew too.. fast and expendable

@alanrockunited 4 күн бұрын

Just watched Commando. How you've never tackled this sin rich bounty is beyond belief. Also... please add 10or more sins every time a character snaps someone's neck, as it's physically impossible X

@DawleyDude 3 күн бұрын

Haven't watched this one because Crew, banderas, Snipes weren't in it. From what I've seen of the clips and reviews it looks like Stallone really didn't give a sh*t about this one.

@Menibor1 10 күн бұрын

These guys are 5000 years old combined

@paulpardee 10 күн бұрын

Oh, man, the Richard Ayoade clip was freaking gold! I wonder how many people will catch it

@wstine79 10 күн бұрын

You got your Lady Expendables in my Expend4bles.

@Wolfencreek 10 күн бұрын

Don't give Stallone Spin-off ideas

@DurbanKnight87 10 күн бұрын

Vin Diesel was missing from the car chase...

@OpinionFactChecker 10 күн бұрын

Don say that.

@BrandonBlockOiOi 7 күн бұрын

I'm glad you pointed out how callous the death of Jumbo Shrimp was. I was on that guy's side.

@MartialArtsFilmFreak 10 күн бұрын

That Ong Bak 3 joke is perfect.

@DeborahHMarks 7 күн бұрын

Will you guys please do the 2022 version of Persuasion?

@quattrobajeena8623 7 күн бұрын

16:44 They turned Dan Chupong into a disposable prisoner wtf This guy was as popular as Tony Jaa in Thailand back in the 2000s especially with Born To Fight and he was the main antagonist in Ong Bak 3

@cmdraftbrn 10 күн бұрын

christ on a stick the backdrops screamed faked.

@thefirststopher 10 күн бұрын

No, Jeremy, not watching this one. (That statement is a lie.) Thank you for enduring.

@wallingfordd 10 күн бұрын

I can't wait till I'm 60 & my grandkids are like "have you seen this?!" Oh buddy let me tell ya

@thomaswoodard-johnson1122 10 күн бұрын

cinemasins making a video on the transporter series

@magellanthecat 2 күн бұрын

I want Linda Hamilton and Sygorney Weaver in the next one.

@Fathimir 9 күн бұрын

Alternate outtake for the axe-kill towards the end: "You should've gone for the head." Too easy?

@eclipsehorse8693 7 күн бұрын

naw they really could have used Josh Brolin in this- the joke would have been perfect!

@JCO78 10 күн бұрын

lol it really is called Expendfourbles

@yt_Ajay_ 9 күн бұрын

6:50 NINE years ago??? It's been NINE years since the third movie??

@kurtisdeakin 7 күн бұрын

Let's be fair. You KNOW what you're getting with these movies. And they're still better than the Fast and Furious shitfest lol

@exoterric 10 күн бұрын

Is there a Stephen from Tucson writing for y'all? I heard a reference that only 4 humans on Earth would get if it was intentional.

@BigDaddyGAO 10 күн бұрын

I haven't seen anything about this movie until now, completely missed my radar.

@espenlappebakken3098 10 күн бұрын

I do wish you would sin the fact that the chopper they are in in the end has Volvo 240 seats...Volvo never made any helicopter....

@dalishrogue3621 10 күн бұрын

This was basically the worst expendable time 10. Like the way they wrote Gina should be all the sins

@Wolfencreek 10 күн бұрын

God the greenscreening in this is truly terrible 😂

@bikeny 10 күн бұрын

I'd say it's a toss-up between that and Megan Fox, and then for third place the makeup on all the female characters.

@williampotter3369 4 сағат бұрын

a double-agent named ocelot? babu???

@dirtbiker203 10 күн бұрын

The dirt bike scene could have happened just not that much height but it’s a whip that he does and that’s pretty normal while watching motocross is a lot of whips or scrubs

@skelperx9877 4 күн бұрын

I love the Expendables franchise but this whole movie feels like it was made in a hurry just so Eddie Hall could have a cameo in something.

@user-om7ft2ms8r 6 күн бұрын

Much like the Fast and Furious franchise I will always watch the Expendables movies. They are over the top ridiculous and I love each and every minute of em. Now all I need is an Expendables Fast and Furious crossover film and I will be the happiest lad in the land😂😂😂

@cattle-yq4gu 10 күн бұрын

Do Richard Scarry's Best Counting Video Ever

@Spitfire__1944 10 күн бұрын

I saw this in theaters and just turned my brain off to have a good laugh after a long while

@insaincaldo 9 күн бұрын

15:27 Worked out for Ozzy

@jaebee1121 10 күн бұрын

Please do The Sandlot

@What.99 10 күн бұрын

When I watched that pile of shit, I just couldn’t believe that Barney murdered Jumbo Shrimp over losing a thumb war, and that the writers thought that was a great idea…

@momojr3153 4 күн бұрын

We don't watch these movies for the sense they make we watch these movies so we can just turn our brains off and just enjoy the explosions 😂😂😂

@Tman001100 2 күн бұрын

Even so, there are much better action movies to watch over this for that.

@kryzethx 5 күн бұрын

I was wondering if "cauliflower ear" was a real thing, or just something he made up lol

@Tman001100 2 күн бұрын

Lol, a lot of boxers and MMA fighters get it due to nature of the sport.

@olandoblen5791 10 күн бұрын

The son of the General just giving 0 fks about acting like he is about the get shot while his dad is getting threatened 😂

@CarterC123 10 күн бұрын

Best Cinema Sins By far😂

@Chad-Dion 7 күн бұрын

Are we gonna sin the PS2 cinematic graphics for CGI ...

@vineco 9 күн бұрын

I bring to vote the request of more sins added for when any time a movie jokes about alcohol addiction, psychiatric help, or sexuality.

@juliane.mfarias9285 10 күн бұрын

12:45 Actually this makes mote sense in the latino dub. Theyre called the Indestructibles. These movies are about seeing old action celebrities doing their stuff and sometimes giving a chance to younger celebrities. But they made a big downgrade in quality.

@bat-max 10 күн бұрын

When did they make a 4th one?!

@imustbreakyou2170 4 күн бұрын

I don't even know how this is possible... you got the Stat man, Iko and Tony f***ing Jaa and still managed to turn this into the biggest shit show in cinema history

@CVoYager 10 күн бұрын

At this point I think they make these movies to feel young, busy and relevant again

@colebruner102 9 күн бұрын

Please make one for Dune 2!!

@JohnSmith-4U 10 күн бұрын

15:22 The best part of the movie “BLAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH”

@benperez8424 10 күн бұрын

I been a fan of levy tran over a decade i was genuinely excited for her here

@ChristopherToro 4 күн бұрын

Everything started with Cinema Sins.

@MistahJsArcade 10 күн бұрын

Question: With all of the "(Insert Character/Actor) would be excellent at CinemaSins" over the years, is there someone that stands out that you would legit love to co host an episode with, and what movie would you want them to sin with you?

@TheWPhilosopher 6 күн бұрын

Well he has had DeGrasse Tyson give some sins on science related films

@michaelkennedy8573 10 күн бұрын

To be fair. There may be better examples but I know that the HMS hood sank in around 3 minutes which isn't incredibly long either.

@bad2dabohn1992 9 күн бұрын

So I actually didn't mind Megan Fox being in this movie because the bigger atrocity is the fact that 75% of this movie looks like a f***** green screen was painted over to look like somebody did a mural for each scene outdoors. Seriously Revenge of the Fallen which ALSO starred Megan Fox had 100X better green screen effects than this trash heap.

@Highimdadtwo 10 күн бұрын

4:13 OTHERS KNOW OF THE SURFERS??

@tj_nanda 10 күн бұрын

RECKONING INDEED! Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa should fight

@pghudd 10 күн бұрын

When the guy said I don't know if I could get him back in All I could think of was Matt Damon in the oceans movie going Oooo 😂😂

@Cyke101 10 күн бұрын

Out of everything in all four movies, the fate of Jumbo Shrimp makes Barney so irredeemable to me. Yeah yeah yeah, these are tough guys who don't care about feelings (even with Gunnar's therapy) and need to be all macho machismo all the time, but dang, that was just cruel and undeserved.

@pata6129 10 күн бұрын

The amount of unnecessary CGI makes me ponder what it took to convince the good martial art actors to do this abomination..

@tomekorzechowski5852 10 күн бұрын

Roll Expend4blits!

@Bjrn-nv3ie 10 күн бұрын

2:24 You take that back! The Mountain is a treasure, and he’s dating this chick that is like 4 feet tall (Or maybe she’s 6 foot, you couldn’t really tell)

@seanwilson531 10 күн бұрын

funny thing about Megan is... (i'd prefer this level of intensity in Mortal Kombat 1. 🤣did she show up to do voicelines for that game with a sore throat or something?)

@cattle-yq4gu 10 күн бұрын

Do Doctor Zhivago