Also, just a note for anyone wondering why the outro was longer than usual. KZfaq has a distaste for short form content. That 10 minute mark seems to make a huge difference with their stab-in-the-dark analytics. As soon as they stop punishing creators for not making half an hour long let's plays, I'll stop trying to sidestep them. It's since occurred to me that this video didn't have enough "Yes" in it. What I should have done was filled that extra 45 seconds with a huge volume of "Yes".

I feel like i just watched a british propaganda documentary.

"You couldn't fit that in a Belgium forest" That's what the French said. It ended well, clearly.

Imagine if they used this as propaganda in WW2

"German tanks remain in service for too long!" *laughs in t34*

*ALL GERMAN TANK ARE TOO FAST!* Maus and Tiger :Am I A JoKe To YOu??!??

German tanks last too long? *Cries in Tiger*

Germany: *One shots British tank* Britain: "HACKS!"

4:38 Squire: If the RAF doesnt spot them first Spitfire: *misses every shot*

As a german, I had to laugh the most. The style how this whole Thing is presented is just amazing. Really loved this.

Lmao 5000 people thought he was being serious

“Jumped up German tractors” Bob sempal tank: *am I a joke to you?*

"THE DICKER MAX?" British making first ever tank: Little Willie. Both had 2 seperate ideas when it came to tanks.

still alive and kicking... did you see my Sea Lion?

More than 5000 people don't understand sarcasm. This is sarcastic comedy folks.

“The Dicker Max, Are they taking the piss!?” That made my day

Who thinks paint rounds should be in Warthunder?

The *ahem* Tiger. Definitely not a Czech T 34 covered in pieces of wood to look like a Tiger. Yesssss.

Guys this is a joke. Its a piss take of British tanks. Its British humour which appears to have gone right over the heads of many of you. It is a type of self deprecating joke that looks like its insulting German tanks but is actually insulting the British tanks. So chill out guys.

I got a tiger day ad before this very relevant

Lol you can kinda hear him giggle when saying “or left in France”

4.7K people don't get irony

HE’S ALIVE

"You wouldn´t get that through a Belgium forest..." Well as a member of the Germans, I sincerely appreciate your sense of humor, that about 6.5k people don´t seem to understand ^^

2:58 this is a Churchill, the walking man's tank. lol.

A war documentary by "Monty Python"....

It’s painful to see how many people don’t get sarcasm. I mean it’s not that hard to detect that. Even Sheldon would understand this video. Great video🔥

Black British humor, as a German we will never understand that.

“Austrian with some Prussian tendencies.” Sounds like Hitler to me. Anyone else?

Squire uploads, day turns good

*Sees this video pop up in notifications* Oh, a new Squire video! I wonder what it is on! *''Every Thing Wrong With German Tanks''* *Eye twitches* I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SQUIRE, THAT... (Insert rant on the superiority of German vehicles over their shoddy Allied counterparts here)

*AND WHATS THIS? EXCUSE ME?* *THE D I C K E R M A X?*

6:43 as a german: laughed my ucking arse off

"Squire uploaded a video 33 seconds ago" Well who needs sleep...

You forgot to mention the British Sexton, because the British know how to have a ton of sex in their tanks.

You have to admit though, those Faux Tigers in 'Kelly's Heroes' were great efforts in a time when studios were quite happy to just paint a balkenkreuz on a Patton or something similar.

"There all too bloody fast!" Those Heavy tanks : *Am I a joke to you?*

Press F to pay respect to Military History, yeeeeees.

Military History Visualized: I cover military history with an analytically and *gunshots* Me: Jesus Christ are you trying to start a world war or something?

5:36 or gets left in france lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Everything wrong with German tanks summarized : they’re not British.

“Neubaufahrzeug” means Newdesignvehicle in German

Stalin: But... our tanks have long guns too!!! *report comes in with the nuber of destroyed USSR tanks* Stalin. Ah, blyat.

"Look at that cannon, It's just too big!" Me watching This Historically Accurate Documentary: "Wait Wasn't the Tiger meant for Open spac-" This extremely Historically accurate Documentary: we can bring the British empire back Me: "HUZZAH! AN HISTORY CHANNEL SHOW OF QUALITY!"

“GERMAN TANKS ARE TOO BLOOD TO FAST” THATS WHY THEY HAD lighting war

Those Panthers go 55 kilometers per hour! I don't know how fast that is, but they go 35 miles per hour! >dead

"Not like...the Valentine!" I cried :)

I love that you have the guy from Military History Visualised on the video. I recognised his voice right away. His channel is great!!!

Just watched several videos and love them all. Awesome vids and definitely subscribing!

Good job lengthening your outro and intro to spice up that 10 min ad revenue Well played sir

Hello, I’m one of the 5.3k people that disliked the video because I can’t take a joke and I need to flex my girthy knowledge of German machinery. I have no sense of humor, and there are brick walls that are more vibrant than I am.

"Short and maintained" *CONFUSED LONG BARREL TORTOISE*

“Their guns are too big!” **laughs in 17-pounder**

This was epic lol

Damn, son, that minute and a half long outro was awesome! ;D

The fact that @militaryhistoryvisualized was in this makes it so much better

4:11 "Look at the size of that one!" that's what she said

Oh my gosh... I don't think I have actually clicked on a video so fast well done Squire!!!

The funny thing is that there's actually a little bit of truth to all these: -Regarding guns, one thing the Germans never seemed to figure out was how to make their gun breaches smaller, as they tended to be fairly large compared to similar caliber weapons used by the Allies. This obviously led to problems when trying to upgun certain vehicles like the Tiger II, which couldn't fit a 105 mm gun without the breach hitting the back of the turret whenever the gun fired. Compare this to the Soviets with the IS-2, who managed to fit a 122 mm gun into the damned thing, albeit a very slow-firing one due to it using two-piece ammunition. -As for being too fast, this did in fact cause some problems as early as 1940, with German armor outrunning their own infantry support and supply lines, and even getting out of radio contact entirely in extreme cases (as was the case with the 7th Panzer Division, nicknamed the "Ghost Division" after the fall of France), and this problem became even more pronounced in North Africa (as excellent of a tactical commander as Rommel was, he had absolutely no grasp of logistics whatsoever). Then there were other cases where that was a problem: the Tiger I and Panther. The Tiger I was actually about as fast as a Sherman, with a competent driver and commander to avoid poor terrain, but this caused excessive wear and tear on the components, so later ones had a speed governor installed (though this was frequently removed by the crews), and the Panther had an overloaded front suspension and an overly complex transmission that liked to break down frequently if pushed too hard for too long. The Tiger's problems were mostly fixed and weren't present for the most part on the Tiger II, but the Panther was never really fixed. (Sidenote on the Cromwell: the main reason for the speed governor iirc was for the same reason that the Tiger I had one, as it used a repurposed aircraft engine, which - due to being designed for maximum performance with as little weight as possible but with frequent maintenance - isn't exactly ideal for the sorts of things you'd do with a tank) -Regarding size...yep, this was pretty much a given, the Allies mostly agreed on this, mostly because there was insufficient infrastructure to support 60+ metric ton vehicles during the war...hell, even vehicles in excess of 30 metric tons were pushing it at times. This is the main reason why the Russians have had a strict weight limit on their tanks of around 50-55 tons at most (which they only recently did away with upon unveiling the Armata series of AFVs), whereas NATO basically said 'fuck it' regarding weight limits in the 1970s when coming up with the third generation of MBTs (leading to vehicles like the M1 Abrams, Leopard 2, and Challenger - a modern Abrams in particular weighs as much if not slightly more than a Tiger II).

I love military history visualized. I subscribed to that and squire at the same time before seeing this video

*AND WHAT'S THIS THE D I C K E R M A X"*

2,000 people need to fix their sarcasm meters haha.

As an now angry German, without any sense of humour except some bits about dead parrots and an inquisition of the Iberian type (gotta love the ruthless efficiency), i send the like via...churchill tank. Once it's there London will be part of bloody Grand Wales.

6:11 “Champions of fair play and decency” Rolls out the 17 pndr FU launcher....

“This beauty won’t do 35 mph if you push it off a cliff. Which means the highly trained British soldier can jog comfortably besides you.” No wonder the Russians reached Berlin first.

i love this kind of video we just need a german doing the same with whats wrong writh british or american tank xD. Squire you sir is the funniest lad ive discoverd over the internett ^^

Prussian Tendencies, an amazing name for a metal band!

A real pity that I've discovered your channel only yesterday! Rosbifs' humor at its best *. . .*

5k dislike really? People nowadays don't get the joke

You forgot a few things wrong with German tanks. 1. They were too bloody heavy to glide well or, indeed, fly at all. 2. It was bloody hard work to pound out the dents caused by enemy fire. 3. Those big, long, guns weren't just a problem while trying to traverse the turret. They were bloody loud and a well-trained British ear could hear the shots from miles away. 4. They got bloody hot in the desert and bloody cold on the frozen tundra. 5. All that extra and bloody unnecessary steel could have been used to make really useful weapons like "belt buckle guns", bayonets, slingshot ammo, and assorted pointy bits of metal that could be jammed into enemy soldiers.

How are there so many people with no sense of humor and an even worse understanding of voice tones.

“30 good ol fashioned British Miles per Hour!” Hey, something seems off here...

I shouldn't laugh that much, but this "totally accurate historical documentary" is way too funny.

Dicker Max means Fat Max... Ok bye from 2018

*Sends like via Carrier Tortoise*

5:28 "Now, you see a good old-fashroned British tank has what's known as a service life. It gets built, it sees combat, it dies or breaks down or gets left in France or all three." I still love A13 Mk.II

“Wouldn’t get that through a Forrest in Belgium”. fucking lol

Yay Squire. Broke finger clicking on video 10/10.

Another german here, that loves this video :D Especially the part "this beauty wouldnt do 35 mph if you pushed it of a cliff" :D :D :D

One of the great WWII documentaries!! Thank you so much.

So many woosh's of the bullets going over the heads of The viewers... Uh I mean the Jokes.

Zis is britisch propaganda!!!!!!!

In the sponsorship at the beginning, who else thought it said, “Create your own free sewer today!” until he said “server”?

Hey its Tiger #131 roaming around the desert

After making that long point I burst out laughing the moment he said "The Tortoise"

The amount of people who don’t notice the comedic value of this video is disappointing

Squire : *YOU CANT HAVE A TANK THAT FAST* it wouldnt be fair

"You wouldn't get that through a Belgian forest" Almost choked on my weet Bix lol

2:23 most realistic thing i've ever seen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Squire complaining about the speed german blitzkrieg : yes yes blitzkrieg must be accomplished by slow tiger ii tanks

3:59 "All's Fair in Love and War." That's why Crusader Tanks existed and why Flamethrowers were invented by the Germans.

*Son...* *The Hetzer Does Not Look like a Lunchbox*

Ever since I saw this episode I will never read SD.KFZ the same way

I think this is the best video you have ever made!

Whenever i use the M24 Chaffee with my friend playing,he always say "here comes the Flipper" which made me confused then iwas thinking of what it means then.....i remembered that i had always flipped plenty of tanks with Chaffee🤣

British quanti- i mean quality is the best ofcourse

Sweet. I am going to London tomorrow. I shall pick up some pigeons there.

2:30 Squire: another thing wrong with German tanks is that they're all to bloody fast Me: *laughs in m24 Chaffee*

I love KZfaq recommended videos. No seriously, that's how I found this channel

"I dont know if jerries expected their infantry to be motorized or something" Oh my god xD