Everything Wrong With German Aircraft

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Squire

Squire

6 жыл бұрын

Tally-ho! Have you ever wanted a comprehensive list of everything wrong with German aircraft? Well today's your lucky day. Using educational sources, the following video is an unbiased look into German aviation.
Many thanks go out to Bismark, who elected to have himself shot. Check out his channel here: / @militaryaviationhistory
Many thanks to those who support this channel on Patreon, it allows me to buy biscuits. / squire
Games used in this production:
War Thunder
Il2 - Battle of Stalingrad
Il2 - Cliffs of Dover
Rise of Flight

Пікірлер: 4 600
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
As always, I hope everyone enjoys the video. I'm sincerely thankful for the viewership, many thanks for waiting. Now, be sure to go and give my good friend Bismarck a visit. Bring your Swordfish. kzfaq.info/love/mpahmxWXajV0-tuMMzSzAg Also, feel free to support my biscuit habit. www.patreon.com/squire
@THECHAIR.
@THECHAIR. 6 жыл бұрын
Hi
@TankGoBoom
@TankGoBoom 6 жыл бұрын
Squire what’s wrong with German ships next?
@kevinsingh7936
@kevinsingh7936 6 жыл бұрын
RIP for the next Million KZfaq years Squire. :v
@cgunnr8251
@cgunnr8251 6 жыл бұрын
Squire I thought you died mate!
@thesupertendent8973
@thesupertendent8973 6 жыл бұрын
Squire: I find this video offensive to German engineering.. And I find that I hear a bit of bitterness on the British side And we will take this as an actor war
@ekenmkii8697
@ekenmkii8697 4 жыл бұрын
Squire: Germans can't just place guns everywhere. Me: Actually they can.
@teresajd0608
@teresajd0608 4 жыл бұрын
SCP - 001 when Day breaks I’m not liking so this comment can stay at 99 Jk
@teresajd0608
@teresajd0608 4 жыл бұрын
Rico I think you replied to the wrong person
@kingghidorah8106
@kingghidorah8106 4 жыл бұрын
@@teresajd0608 Yes i did
@teresajd0608
@teresajd0608 4 жыл бұрын
Rico lol
@kingghidorah8106
@kingghidorah8106 4 жыл бұрын
look moy moy it's a 109 with two 50 cal nose guns and three canons; two in the wings and one devastating 30mm just in the middle of the spinner
@95DarkFire
@95DarkFire 5 жыл бұрын
3:52 I like how even you had to laugh when you said the word "facts".
@cuphead8159
@cuphead8159 5 жыл бұрын
*murica*
@torlakkarstad4251
@torlakkarstad4251 4 жыл бұрын
*p r o f e s s i o n a l*
@Nuka0420
@Nuka0420 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it there
@gingerharm
@gingerharm 4 жыл бұрын
George russell
@phiutubeful
@phiutubeful 4 жыл бұрын
*laughs.... hides chuckle
@RaptoroftheRiver
@RaptoroftheRiver 4 жыл бұрын
Squire: "Cannons are bad on aircraft" Also squire in another video: why we the British use hispano cannons, which means there obviously brilliant......
@JSMEsq
@JSMEsq 4 жыл бұрын
raptor plays46 well ummmmm...... they are bad only on german aircraft!! Because.... ummmm.... there too german? Yes? Yes!
@evepayler1461
@evepayler1461 3 жыл бұрын
You came here expecting non bias?!?!?! Too fool
@jacobbutler6213
@jacobbutler6213 2 жыл бұрын
They are good beacause they are British
@GreenMantis27
@GreenMantis27 2 жыл бұрын
lol you're damn right
@MichelleW870
@MichelleW870 2 жыл бұрын
those arent cannons, those are high tech hispano frozen teabag launchers!
@asnbloxalt7883
@asnbloxalt7883 4 жыл бұрын
War Thunder so realistic, That my friend can’t even make sure if a War Thunder game scene is recorded in real life or not.
@fearlessanomaly1710
@fearlessanomaly1710 3 жыл бұрын
Thats mostly IL-2 Sturmovik footage, only some footage was from war thunder.
@potatofuryy
@potatofuryy 2 жыл бұрын
@@fearlessanomaly1710 I think there was rise of flight footage too
@Real_Claudy_Focan
@Real_Claudy_Focan 6 жыл бұрын
When you see the sparks from movie "Red Tails", you see where Gaijin took their "sources"
@chadkingoffuckmountain970
@chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 жыл бұрын
Claudy_Focan Hmm
@firepower7017
@firepower7017 6 жыл бұрын
Captain Fordo Sir why are you here?
@chadkingoffuckmountain970
@chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 жыл бұрын
Fire Power701 why not?
@chadkingoffuckmountain970
@chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 жыл бұрын
Glaydson Coelho :
@firepower7017
@firepower7017 6 жыл бұрын
Glaydson Coelho At least we didn't blow out of existence.
@giannisg3387
@giannisg3387 6 жыл бұрын
See you again next year Squire. (Edit: Thanks for the 700 likes guys.)
@angrylittledeer5476
@angrylittledeer5476 6 жыл бұрын
Graiznek exactly
@spencerjenkins4034
@spencerjenkins4034 6 жыл бұрын
Jeffry Davis I think he’s busy with school and life, I know he’s absolutely creative though so he will bring qual vids to us atleast.
@Crankiebox99
@Crankiebox99 6 жыл бұрын
Graiznek hahaha
@Unfassbarer
@Unfassbarer 6 жыл бұрын
Yeees, next year..........on Christmas :-)
@gonewiththewind8072
@gonewiththewind8072 6 жыл бұрын
Graiznek hahahaha
@ikanberapi2189
@ikanberapi2189 4 жыл бұрын
squire: british love guns * me looking at 12 machine gun on a hurricane * : i guess he right
@evepayler1461
@evepayler1461 3 жыл бұрын
F-82 mustang: am I a joke to you?
@elishabiggs86
@elishabiggs86 3 жыл бұрын
@@evepayler1461 14 50 cals is the Second amendment take to its limits and put on a plane.
@yeettheheat
@yeettheheat 3 жыл бұрын
12:05 Btw this actually happened, during the middle part of the Battle of Britain, a german squadron Commander was invited to have dinner with Göring, and when he said what the pilot thinks germany needs to win the war,he replied with:"Give me a Squadron of Spitfires." A nice little extra to this amazing video, hats off to you Mr.Squire.
@UselessWeeb
@UselessWeeb 6 жыл бұрын
"Flood of Video Entertainment"
@Lazarenko93
@Lazarenko93 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with German aircraft? Simple: they are not Brrrrrritish
@RichardoDaFuq
@RichardoDaFuq 6 жыл бұрын
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
@MichaelWells770
@MichaelWells770 6 жыл бұрын
They also don't have a built in boiling vessel to make tea.
@linaprost2367
@linaprost2367 6 жыл бұрын
cough yeeeeeees
@ThePandoraGuy
@ThePandoraGuy 6 жыл бұрын
Sad part of history is, when we both work together, we can reach marvellous heights. Rest in Peace McLaren Merdedes.
@therebel1375
@therebel1375 6 жыл бұрын
They are not American!
@fluffyboom
@fluffyboom 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I can see why flying a plane full speed into a hangar would be considered dangerous
@spysareamyth5806
@spysareamyth5806 4 жыл бұрын
1:30 *laughs in 4x Mk 108 30mm* god red-tails is so historically accurate
@bobuboi4643
@bobuboi4643 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. The ME 262s and BF 109s hit them with 30 mms like 20 times and it made small holes. idk what the movie makers where thinking while making it.........
@hansthegermansoldier7550
@hansthegermansoldier7550 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobuboi4643 that mustang would be turned to microscopic particle irl
@bobuboi4643
@bobuboi4643 3 жыл бұрын
@@hansthegermansoldier7550 yep. Some microscopic particles on fire.
@mokka1115
@mokka1115 5 жыл бұрын
"The problens with german aircraft is that the controls are in german" -Hey Günther, was soll "selbstzerstörungknopf" heißen? (Hey Günther, what does "autodestruction button" mean?) -Weiß nicht, probiers mal aus (Don't know, try it)
@duckygaming3536
@duckygaming3536 4 жыл бұрын
I like how even when you translate it from German you atill put ü like a dumb ass... Just wow
@torlakkarstad4251
@torlakkarstad4251 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Staats it’s a name... NAMES DON’T GET TRANSLATED UNLESS THEY USE A DIFFERENT ALPHABET
@masterchief-vd1xs
@masterchief-vd1xs 4 жыл бұрын
@@duckygaming3536 I don't get your point...
@dianneh9438
@dianneh9438 4 жыл бұрын
@@duckygaming3536 That U is accented because the name has an accent. NumbNuts.
@finn7750
@finn7750 3 жыл бұрын
@@duckygaming3536 imagine being to stupid to use an Ü in a name that contains an Ü
@panzerclub1185
@panzerclub1185 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he ever spoke in his normal accent. *"Crikey, that's a bee-ef-wan-oh-nine!"*
@swinewine9467
@swinewine9467 5 жыл бұрын
Im not joking that is his normal accent
@danielzglackin
@danielzglackin 5 жыл бұрын
Naaaaaaa, crikey is feccen Australian slang, not British.
@looniegaming9419
@looniegaming9419 5 жыл бұрын
oo7seven ツ it doesn’t mean we don’t say it
@captin3149
@captin3149 5 жыл бұрын
@@looniegaming9419 Hell, even Americans say it on occasion (Not recommended, and this coming from an American)
@tkkmss5713
@tkkmss5713 4 жыл бұрын
3:30 Japanese ki-43 I: *sweats*
@mohamdmlg9027
@mohamdmlg9027 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it what about the ki 43
@ryanvermilion4782
@ryanvermilion4782 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they named the stuka the OH BLIMEY RUN wow I loved that
@tide8601
@tide8601 5 жыл бұрын
"This is the- Oh BLIMEY run!"
@historygirl6732
@historygirl6732 5 жыл бұрын
IS STUKA TIME ALLIED SCHWEIN.
@balasankarajith2923
@balasankarajith2923 4 жыл бұрын
NeeeeoooooooOOOOOOOWWWWWW.......... *BOOM* 💥
@nothinnmuch3394
@nothinnmuch3394 4 жыл бұрын
Ja ja Zats ze 250 Kilo bomb scheweindhund.
@mitziengle2206
@mitziengle2206 3 жыл бұрын
Eoooooooooooowowoooooooooooowoooowooooooooo BOOOoOOm
@rafaelrodrigues7971
@rafaelrodrigues7971 6 жыл бұрын
3:52 Love how he couldn't read that line with a straight face
@qunt2742
@qunt2742 6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Rodrigues It was the "...professional" that got to me
@jigsawproductions6171
@jigsawproductions6171 4 жыл бұрын
5:04 the way he says “yes” 😆
@bogi2557
@bogi2557 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeëèéêęėēss.
@tewam67
@tewam67 4 жыл бұрын
11:21 How dare he disrespect the legendary Heinkel 111
@Sri_4rt
@Sri_4rt 5 жыл бұрын
What wrong with german aircraft: They make fighter do bomber job What wrong with japanese aircraft: They do not destroy enemy but destroy themself
@RakRescue
@RakRescue 5 жыл бұрын
Dam
@CharizardMaster69
@CharizardMaster69 5 жыл бұрын
sri n My Zero can’t hear you over all the Wildcats and Buffalos wrecked.
@RakRescue
@RakRescue 5 жыл бұрын
@@CharizardMaster69 he was talking about the kamikazes
@josephcanlas4802
@josephcanlas4802 5 жыл бұрын
Wooo Hooooo Kamikaze LOL!
@erinmoody9892
@erinmoody9892 5 жыл бұрын
@@CharizardMaster69 can't hear you I'm destroying the Japanese carriers
@builder396
@builder396 6 жыл бұрын
You forgot another thing wrong with german aircraft. The 20mm cannons jam way too often. I mean, if you fire them for a minute straight they just overheat and jam. Unlike Hispanos... Me: "*fires 2 rounds out of a hispano* Hispano: *jams* See? Having too much ammo to shoot off before a jam happens clearly tempts pilots to waste rounds by firing blindly instead of relying on excellent british marksmanship that can bring a plane down in one shot!
@hazeforest4037
@hazeforest4037 6 жыл бұрын
builder396 So you are German WW2 wehrmacht guy? Or how do you know that? Dumb kid
@emileponcelet3439
@emileponcelet3439 5 жыл бұрын
Btw if you fire any gun for a minute straight it jams...
@GFAB3
@GFAB3 5 жыл бұрын
Whoooosh
@neinnope4022
@neinnope4022 5 жыл бұрын
I have already shot with an original 20 mm and it has not blockt
@neinnope4022
@neinnope4022 5 жыл бұрын
Was habt ihr alle nur gegen deutsche was ist euer Problem wir beginnen keine kriege gegen Vietnam und Syrien und wegen euch scheiß US amerikaner haben wir nur noch Flüchtlinge am Hals was zur Hölle ist euer Problem?!
@gustiwidyanta5492
@gustiwidyanta5492 4 жыл бұрын
Well, when you realize that a MG 151 just ripped your wings off in War Thunder
@darrenskjoelsvold
@darrenskjoelsvold 4 жыл бұрын
Joined Bismark's channel.
@joshcc4681
@joshcc4681 5 жыл бұрын
10:57 I like the rename of the stuka very accurate
@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV
@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV 4 жыл бұрын
Stuka in a dive: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Stuka drops bomb: kills all enemies in area and the Stuka that dropped the bomb
@Zackislivid
@Zackislivid 3 жыл бұрын
The poopa lol
@rexirosing3447
@rexirosing3447 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV absicht im sure
@goldgamercommenting2990
@goldgamercommenting2990 6 ай бұрын
@@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV 10:58 stukas: ah ja there’s nothing wrong with us right?????
@ocinnico2608
@ocinnico2608 5 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with German aircraft 12 minutes or less Spoilers (duh)
@vbvol
@vbvol 5 жыл бұрын
Foreshadowing
@vbvol
@vbvol 5 жыл бұрын
That’s germanist
@wavezxn7493
@wavezxn7493 5 жыл бұрын
germanplanes sins
@beenthere.donethat
@beenthere.donethat 4 жыл бұрын
14 minutes or less*
@hitsurapapel1978
@hitsurapapel1978 4 жыл бұрын
30 second intro thats a sin
@x_atm_092
@x_atm_092 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Squire invited Bismarck and his Military Aviation History channel for this video... I'd actually love to see a true collaboration between these two channels, what with Bismarck's vast knowledge of military aircraft, and Squire with their aircraft antics and blunders.
@wallaceandgromit6383
@wallaceandgromit6383 4 жыл бұрын
2:31 Uhhhhh That’s too much tomato sauce
@mactrauma5323
@mactrauma5323 3 жыл бұрын
Just a bit of tomato sauce all over his face
@BucketOfCreeper
@BucketOfCreeper 6 жыл бұрын
Squire chap! You are alive!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Just about!
@unlikelysalmon786
@unlikelysalmon786 6 жыл бұрын
Squire You must've been gathering footage of the inferior German aircraft with your life on a thread. Well played, good sir!
@MikeGoesBoom
@MikeGoesBoom 6 жыл бұрын
There's absolutely nothing wrong with German aircraft 🍺
@mausmice9746
@mausmice9746 6 жыл бұрын
MikeGoesBoom yee
@Rainaman-
@Rainaman- 6 жыл бұрын
Get out Nazi!
@captainbarbossa5201
@captainbarbossa5201 6 жыл бұрын
Reinis Miks fuck off.
@user-bl4oq7fd8d
@user-bl4oq7fd8d 6 жыл бұрын
The only real disadvantage of German aircrafts is their beer consumption :l
@SukottiYT
@SukottiYT 6 жыл бұрын
MikeGoesBoom I agree with u
@maxwellhohensee9787
@maxwellhohensee9787 4 жыл бұрын
I love flying the “Careful, Gently Does It, Oh Crikey, There’s A Drop Of Fuel In The Tank, Ker-Blam.”
@falcore91
@falcore91 4 жыл бұрын
2:25 “Bet he’s a sour kraut”. I have not heard this line before, and while it may or may not have originated for you I promise to forever hold you responsible for it you pun slinging monster.
@jaxeel3627
@jaxeel3627 6 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for the next video in 6 months ;)
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
6 months? I'd better get to work, now I'm under pressure.
@Crankiebox99
@Crankiebox99 6 жыл бұрын
Jadon Axel u mean in 9000 years
@marshallman1au
@marshallman1au 6 жыл бұрын
Squire You set the benchmark too damn high ..... Just sayin' ..... :(
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 6 жыл бұрын
Love this channel lol
@gonewiththewind8072
@gonewiththewind8072 6 жыл бұрын
Matsimus WTF MATT HAHAHHAHA
@urgi7703
@urgi7703 6 жыл бұрын
Matsimus Matt what the fuck are you doing?
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate! Likewise!
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Mitchell haha thanks buddy!
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 6 жыл бұрын
Day Of The Gusano I do watch other channels you know lol
@ollirock_221
@ollirock_221 Жыл бұрын
10:48 This is uh- science fiction B-2 Modern stealth bomber: Am i a joke to you?
@davidfusco6600
@davidfusco6600 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t usually watch video like this, but that British humor hooked me! Great job!
@Ashfielder
@Ashfielder 6 жыл бұрын
For a start, on that Fokker there, they forgot the second set of wings! Dastardly, careless Hun.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Quite right, Toby.
@thebenjamin2791
@thebenjamin2791 6 жыл бұрын
Toby Wood them mother fokkers.
@jacobs279
@jacobs279 6 жыл бұрын
Toby Wood, the legend of the War thunder and BF1 communities
@Ashfielder
@Ashfielder 6 жыл бұрын
Prismarineminer Crikey, that’s a title and a half!
@mdc3924
@mdc3924 6 жыл бұрын
+Toby Wood They even forgot the ailerons !
@Gooseam
@Gooseam 6 жыл бұрын
*Daka Daka Daka Daka* also Squire and bismarck in the same video!?
@3npitsu992
@3npitsu992 3 жыл бұрын
2:24 thank you so much! I was watching this movie with my grandpa when I was little. Little did I know it was the last movie before he left us. I wanted to find it to re watch it one last time but I didn't know the title
@unusual_username8683
@unusual_username8683 3 жыл бұрын
“Pistol ship” The Red Baron:Hallo Freund!
@lanki_L0ser
@lanki_L0ser 5 жыл бұрын
That’s a lot of propag-I MEAN Pure Facts...Yeah..Pure facts..-
@Blinman12
@Blinman12 5 жыл бұрын
PROPAGANDA BLYAT
@tusk70
@tusk70 4 жыл бұрын
True!
@mr13anana41
@mr13anana41 3 жыл бұрын
ANFANG ZUM AUFTRITT
@chaplainjamesthicc305
@chaplainjamesthicc305 6 жыл бұрын
Poor Bismarck, that's the second time he's been on the receiving end of a service revolver.
@splo1nger909
@splo1nger909 6 жыл бұрын
imthickjamesbish he was about to be logical, full of facts and differing opinions. Only one thing for it.
@josephdedrick9337
@josephdedrick9337 6 жыл бұрын
kill all that oppose the squidonian empire.
@A_annoying_rodent
@A_annoying_rodent 6 жыл бұрын
imthickjamesbish wait......that would mean.....HE SURVIVED! bismarck is not called iron chancellor gor nothing!
@chaplainjamesthicc305
@chaplainjamesthicc305 6 жыл бұрын
niko 2064 Not on the second time he didn't. I mean he must have been incredibly lucky on the first time as well, can you imagine being shot with a .455 webley? That things practically a tank killer! Probably..
@A_annoying_rodent
@A_annoying_rodent 6 жыл бұрын
imthickjamesbish ahh he shrugs it off, if anything he probably used his glorious moustache as shield! Probably.
@yourfather8117
@yourfather8117 4 жыл бұрын
Squire : it's completely unbiased But IL 2 sturmovik in description.
@cd-studios7349
@cd-studios7349 3 жыл бұрын
battle of britain playing at the end with the supermarine doing quite nice areal manoeuvres is such a great cinimatic thing to have at the end of a great english squire video.
@ilmc2796
@ilmc2796 6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't post to often. "Quality over quantity!"
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed!
@khornedmaple
@khornedmaple 6 жыл бұрын
Just like British Bren gunners!
@veryoriginalname3823
@veryoriginalname3823 6 жыл бұрын
Just like the GERMANS!
@Joaosantos22114
@Joaosantos22114 5 жыл бұрын
2:27 Made me laugh quite a lot.
@Nekyomi
@Nekyomi 5 жыл бұрын
"LOAD THE TOMATOES!"
@cerebralm
@cerebralm 5 жыл бұрын
you can literally see the blob fly in from off screen XD
@highfive4203
@highfive4203 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing😂😂
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 3 жыл бұрын
You can't stop me going inverted in a spitfire.
@Nikky1945
@Nikky1945 3 жыл бұрын
"This is the flying pencil" I literally can't XD
@n3DJ_
@n3DJ_ 6 жыл бұрын
3:54 a rare moment when squire laughs
@Nikarus2370
@Nikarus2370 6 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that there are at least a number of takes on all these videos where squire breaks down because he can't even do it with a straight face.
@iulian29-67
@iulian29-67 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with non-british things: They're not *british*
@lukaspalovic4337
@lukaspalovic4337 6 жыл бұрын
Life Of Ivan I agree with you
@johnmacleod5201
@johnmacleod5201 6 жыл бұрын
What about American
@durgun8247
@durgun8247 6 жыл бұрын
Or canadian?
@sirknight4981
@sirknight4981 6 жыл бұрын
So we *make* them British
@heretical_cuttlefish
@heretical_cuttlefish 6 жыл бұрын
Sir Knight The sun never sets on the British empire!
@thomasm9384
@thomasm9384 Жыл бұрын
Always happy to hear Bismark. Good vid!
@kingkrimson6703
@kingkrimson6703 4 жыл бұрын
nobody: absolutely nobody: Squire: *DEKA DEKA DEKA DEKA DEAK*
@tngtrivedi
@tngtrivedi 5 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem with German planes.. They are too German.
@basil9973
@basil9973 5 жыл бұрын
Ich is offended.
@crsd80mac37
@crsd80mac37 5 жыл бұрын
Well duh
@stoneykeviin4185
@stoneykeviin4185 5 жыл бұрын
so they are Perfect XD
@warhistory1895
@warhistory1895 4 жыл бұрын
Squire is biest.
@J0eR0ganSh0rts
@J0eR0ganSh0rts 4 жыл бұрын
Das war ein Befehl!!! Nein Spaß ich schwöre was sind das für Dokus hahahhaha
@Keldor314
@Keldor314 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, one of the most, if not the most, unsafe to fly fighters ever was German. The Me-163 Komet was an absolute death trap. EDIT: Ah, I see. The "Careful! Gently does it! Crikey! There's a drop of fuel left in the tank! KABLAM"
@klaus-peterborn1370
@klaus-peterborn1370 Жыл бұрын
That is why the ME 263 would have wheels. Could not build in time, there was no rubber left.
@Triplane1234
@Triplane1234 8 ай бұрын
Uhm, actually, the me 163 was not a fighter, it was an interceptor 🤓🤓
@Keldor314
@Keldor314 8 ай бұрын
@@Triplane1234 Inteceptors are generally considered a specific type of fighter, but yes, the me 163's primary role was as an inteceptor. It is worth noting that the aircraft was fast and maneuverable, and would have been perfectly capable of intercepting and shooting down allied fighters. It's just that by this time in the war, the Germans had other priorities.
@Triplane1234
@Triplane1234 8 ай бұрын
@@Keldor314 ah yes I see. I just thought because fighters are meant to have proper dogfights whereas interceptors would've just really gone to the target, attacked quickly and go back, basically like an in n' out. Unless they're shot down of course
@Keldor314
@Keldor314 8 ай бұрын
@@Triplane1234 You're thinking more of what in modern doctrine are called air superiority fighters, that is, fighters designed to be able to destroy enemy fighters so that your other aircraft can fly in unopposed (in the air at least, but then of course, during WWII surface to air defense was a good deal less capable than modern missile systems). But "fighter" is also just a generic term for types of aircraft that are designed to shoot down other aircraft, so interceptors are fighters. Now as for interceptors, this category didn't really become popular until the 1950s and 1960s, where the idea of shooting down bombers carrying nuclear weapons before then could drop their bombs was very important. Later on, ICBMs were developed, which were, for all practical purposes, unstoppable after they had left the ground, but before 1965 or so, the threat was strategic bombers, flying at ever higher altitudes and speeds. Thus, the ability to take off and climb to 60,000 feet or so in the narrow window between detection and the bombers passing on out of range was everything. And yes, the Me-163 had the traits of an interceptor, and yes, the Germans were thinking a bit more about air defense due to the constant Allied bombing, but I'd still argue that the Me-163 as a dedicated interceptor was a very future looking concept. Other aircraft of the time really had to already be up in the air on patrol to have a chance of reaching medium to high altitude bombers in time to do anything about them, especially given that early warning radar was in its infancy.
@AFV85
@AFV85 4 жыл бұрын
Loved it great videos!
@glennpruess6936
@glennpruess6936 2 жыл бұрын
The way you named the stuka was very nice because once anyone heard those sirens they would immediately know if they didn't run they would end up like the men who took part in a failed banzai charge
@jaym2267
@jaym2267 6 жыл бұрын
I have the feeling you are some kind of German Spy. You don't really seem to hate german aircraft.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
*loads service revolver*
@kristinarnold7792
@kristinarnold7792 6 жыл бұрын
Squire Squire no.
@marinetech262
@marinetech262 6 жыл бұрын
Give him what for old man.
@Crankiebox99
@Crankiebox99 6 жыл бұрын
Squire shet *BANG* *THUD* *DRIBBLE* *DRIBBLE*
@deathtdow
@deathtdow 6 жыл бұрын
So Squire need a second for your dual? Pistols at dawn is it?
@therealgsicht
@therealgsicht 6 жыл бұрын
Blimey! I had no idea that so much evidently biased aviation writing could be so wrong. Thank Goodness for totally unbiased historians like Squire!
@newsflashasshole7205
@newsflashasshole7205 6 жыл бұрын
Herr Burns yeah you really need to watch out for all those german propaganda videos
@thememebandit6767
@thememebandit6767 4 жыл бұрын
As my being American there’s no such thing as too many cannons
@Maritimesgestein
@Maritimesgestein 3 жыл бұрын
You mean 50.cals
@thememebandit6767
@thememebandit6767 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maritimesgestein yep
@Enricosplays101
@Enricosplays101 3 ай бұрын
This is very useful information squire thanks
@vikneshvisva3881
@vikneshvisva3881 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with the Jerry's aircraft? Simple: They're too bloody good.
@TheIndogamer
@TheIndogamer 6 жыл бұрын
And the Brits? Better than the best.
@reboundkyle8435
@reboundkyle8435 6 жыл бұрын
Viknesh Visva Exactly good chap, completely unsporting to fly something so good
@josephstalinium4652
@josephstalinium4652 6 жыл бұрын
Viknesh Visva I won't allow any Indians to speak about aviation history
@airplaneplustrainguy8143
@airplaneplustrainguy8143 6 жыл бұрын
Viknesh Visva yeah
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 6 жыл бұрын
Completely unfair
@imomedvidek
@imomedvidek 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly Squire, you are the best British comedy act since Monty Python. At least for me. Only reason you are not on BBC is because your jokes are for weird war gaming misfits like me. Your videos makes me laugh out loud and thats quite rare in my case. But I also laugh out loud watching QI, so maybe I'am just weird. Anyway, keep them coming. Cheers from Czech Republic.
@anhkhoinguyen9704
@anhkhoinguyen9704 6 ай бұрын
Squire: no British planes have cannons Hispanos: Am I a joke to you?
@MrOnion-dr6in
@MrOnion-dr6in 4 жыл бұрын
I dare you to do a «everything wrong with british planes»
@andrewrobinson9825
@andrewrobinson9825 6 жыл бұрын
My God he lives.
@donoteventry4298
@donoteventry4298 6 жыл бұрын
problem with german aircraft.....american and british planes
@Crankiebox99
@Crankiebox99 6 жыл бұрын
DoNotEvenTry LOL SO TRUE
@ivanbuljanvanboelken4676
@ivanbuljanvanboelken4676 6 жыл бұрын
DoNotEvenTry Dont forget Soviets...Never !
@rzu1474
@rzu1474 6 жыл бұрын
Ivan Buljan Van Boelken My problem with american aircraft, THERE ARE WAY! TO MANY OF THEM!!!! HOW IN HELL AM I SUPOST TO SHOOT DOWN TWO PLANES WITH EVERY BULLET IN MY MAGAZIN?!
@spindash64
@spindash64 6 жыл бұрын
problem 2: the armament, while in terms of WHAT guns is more reasonable than the germans, the number of guns is completely absurd. Why, look no further than the B-17G, which is armed with THIRTEEN Machine Guns! Why on _earth_ would ANY plane need that many guns, much less a _bomber_ ?
@whatifgodisjustlegs3344
@whatifgodisjustlegs3344 4 жыл бұрын
3:25 well they develop a suspension in the engine so when there is a propeler infront of the machinegun the machinegun dont shoot but when there is no machinegun in front it fires and since the propeler moves very fast it feels like your shooting thru the propeler although it did sacrifise the rate of fire
@zvezdashutzl
@zvezdashutzl 3 жыл бұрын
'my audience demanded this video - yes he really was that insistent'
@christianjohnson9190
@christianjohnson9190 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that squire talking is “telling” us the complete opposite on what he is saying
@itsjustmenova
@itsjustmenova 4 жыл бұрын
WOW OP because that’s the Squire way
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Stukas were crap alright. Excellent for precise, accurate bombing but only if there's no enemy planes around. If Hurricanes are present, Stukas will still dive down but never get up again.
@foximacentauri7891
@foximacentauri7891 4 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland that's why Bf-109s exist. Hurricanes don't stand a chance against them.
@AudieHolland
@AudieHolland 4 жыл бұрын
@@foximacentauri7891 Dead wrong. Stukas were so crap that the Luftwaffe never used them again during the Battle of Britain. Even with your precious BF-109s around. Hurricanes could defend themselves if encountering a few BF-109s and they used their superior maneuverability. During the Invasion of Holland, older Fokker D.21 fighters with fixed landing gear, outturned the Messerschmitts all the time. BF-109s had superior speed so they could disengage at will and they usually were forced to because they could only fly for 15-20 minutes over Britain, much less when dog fighting.
@foximacentauri7891
@foximacentauri7891 4 жыл бұрын
@@AudieHolland where did you get that from? Bf-109s were able to compete even with Spitfires and pretty much every other aircraft the British had. And only being able to fight for a short time because you have to travel over the English channel and back is no surprise. No fighter could do that at that time, not even your beloved Hurricane. And that the D.XXI had a lower turn rate is also no real argument for anything since it is generally slower. Slower speed=lower turn rate. Stukas didn't get used druing the battle of Britain because thy are _ground_ attack aircraft, who are designed to destroy _ground_ targets which weren't really a thing at the battle of Britain. British planes were good, but you try to over-glorify them.
@jurassicnoggin6636
@jurassicnoggin6636 5 жыл бұрын
"He squirted all the tomato sauce out of his burger!"😂😂😂
@angryanon3870
@angryanon3870 3 жыл бұрын
"They can't put guns wherever they fancy" I see what you mean by that. But I guess we did it anyways. And am I the only one that think it's hilarious how he talks about the German language in an aircraft?
@kingkong-cy4ng
@kingkong-cy4ng 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing the vid
@kos83
@kos83 6 жыл бұрын
"...and it's in metric...yuuk" ahahahaha loved it
@Mr_Exactly
@Mr_Exactly 5 жыл бұрын
KOS Gaming Channel doesn’t Britain use the metric???😂
@gailraby1722
@gailraby1722 5 жыл бұрын
+Ayden Parsons I had both my feet measured last week, 10 inches +/- 5/16th, so proving, neither of my feet are a foot.
@gailraby1722
@gailraby1722 5 жыл бұрын
+Ayden Parsons I was born in 65 so I know both too.
@KingsSlayer42
@KingsSlayer42 6 жыл бұрын
Everything wrong with german aircraft. They are too expansive and too difficult to fly for the british royal air force ;p
@cyanide3508
@cyanide3508 5 жыл бұрын
That’s why there for Germans not British.
@aleksandarlenhart2078
@aleksandarlenhart2078 5 жыл бұрын
And they're made out of metal
@rarelyevenusedaccount
@rarelyevenusedaccount 5 жыл бұрын
EXPANSIVE XD
@firepower7017
@firepower7017 5 жыл бұрын
@@rockybrown7678 Don't worry. We bombed them at some point and kick them out of Asia.
@stephenminett111
@stephenminett111 3 жыл бұрын
2:58 my Grandfathers friend was a tail gunner in a Wellington Edit:he escaped death in two situations, the first one was when he was transferred to a new bomber crew, (an another Wellington mind) his old one crashed and all his old crew died sadly. The second one was when he was visiting one member of the bomber crew in South Africa, (because that was where he lived at the time) a week after he left, the friends farm workers attacked and killed him
@RX552VBK
@RX552VBK 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! Very funny, Squire! Keep it going! You sound like Eric Idle to me too!
@bumbewildered5792
@bumbewildered5792 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 "We like to stick to the *voice breaks from internal laughter* facts"
@pigeonbee8570
@pigeonbee8570 6 жыл бұрын
At 5:50, you actually do not need to stand up to reload it. If you look carefully, it's actually on a rail which allows the gun to be pulled back, so you can reload it from a sitting position.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
I'm very short.
@ncrveteranranger9126
@ncrveteranranger9126 6 жыл бұрын
Squire lol
@josephinemondoyo6837
@josephinemondoyo6837 6 жыл бұрын
Squire Lemme help ya
@ncrveteranranger9126
@ncrveteranranger9126 6 жыл бұрын
Josephine Mondoyo (PULLS OUT HIS MAUSER AND KILLS THE ENEMY PILOT)
@josephinemondoyo6837
@josephinemondoyo6837 6 жыл бұрын
ncr veteran ranger Tnx for the tips!
@asolomon7402
@asolomon7402 3 жыл бұрын
3:06 “no aircraft would dare attack from below. For fear of being bombed” good point but also very unlikely
@Pitcairn2
@Pitcairn2 2 жыл бұрын
Whoosh
@marcogerner132
@marcogerner132 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, there must be something to it. My grandfather told me that whenever he and his boys were out on a plane, they always parachuted to their destination. Landing must have been very dangerous back then.
@apudharald2435
@apudharald2435 6 жыл бұрын
Dear Sir, What is all this stuff and nonsense about cannon and machine guns? The only prrrrrroper British way of engaging aerial targets is with Purdee's shotguns, by Jove! Yours truly, Baronet Nonsuch. V.C. R.I.P.
@michaelzessin9227
@michaelzessin9227 6 жыл бұрын
Shotgun? My god man! You need to use a trusty pistol! Not a unruly shotgun!
@hg-sf7yx
@hg-sf7yx 6 жыл бұрын
Better use a good old British longbow
@andrewgrell3896
@andrewgrell3896 6 жыл бұрын
apud harald it is a joak, comedy, for shits and giggles
@youreasimp1468
@youreasimp1468 3 жыл бұрын
3:01: Me: laughs in schrage musik
@michaelwilliams9574
@michaelwilliams9574 Жыл бұрын
Bismarck!!!! He is a regular teammate on Bo Time Gaming. Bo has a channel on KZfaq and he plays with the same guys in multiple games but they have a few hundred videos for War Thunder which I love! Humor, skills, it's all there. Bismarck cracks me up most of the time when he is involved.
@theabstractchicken3998
@theabstractchicken3998 6 жыл бұрын
#whensquirefinallyuploadsbutnotificationsdontworkproperly
@GCurl
@GCurl 6 жыл бұрын
Let me guess...? No cupholders for your tea? XD
@robkunkel8833
@robkunkel8833 3 жыл бұрын
Subscribed. I have to take it in small doses, though. Loved the demonstration of the Spitfire. A great name for it. 💐〰
@neprhicarrot9283
@neprhicarrot9283 4 жыл бұрын
Squire: **Makes a video about how horrible German aircraft are** Red Baron: Hold my Beer....
@neprhicarrot9283
@neprhicarrot9283 4 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Aharon It would be more accurate if you used "Australian Machine Gunner"
@TriCop
@TriCop 6 жыл бұрын
3:55 you can just hear squire chuckle
@sarapanzarella97
@sarapanzarella97 6 жыл бұрын
TriCop I
@thundercookie9576
@thundercookie9576 6 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about Squire...
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
I'm like your fairy God mother. Wish hard enough, and videos magically appear.
@FallenPhoenix86
@FallenPhoenix86 6 жыл бұрын
Makes two of us, I was on the channel last night just checking how long its been since the last vid. Glad to see you're back.
@sombertownds149
@sombertownds149 4 жыл бұрын
3:55 that near crack out laugh had me dying
@blackscales2344
@blackscales2344 4 жыл бұрын
BRO I DIDN'T KNOW BIS WAS GONNA BE HERE!
@alejandromoreno6183
@alejandromoreno6183 6 жыл бұрын
You should made everything wrong with squire's channel consistency
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 6 жыл бұрын
I'm consistent....ly bad.
@samhansen9771
@samhansen9771 6 жыл бұрын
Jolly old British humbleness. Here here, have a medal!
@marshallman1au
@marshallman1au 6 жыл бұрын
ROFL!!!
@keithcedricocampo6192
@keithcedricocampo6192 6 жыл бұрын
Finally, another squire video. Now, when's the next coming???
@flonp2396
@flonp2396 6 жыл бұрын
1NSTA K1LL approximately 1 year from now
@keithcedricocampo6192
@keithcedricocampo6192 6 жыл бұрын
Gr88lukes9090 haha lol
@raymondstone9636
@raymondstone9636 4 жыл бұрын
Funny ,in War Thunder description of RAF machine guns on the Spitfire, they say that they were ineffective.
@ImWallace799
@ImWallace799 3 жыл бұрын
Do you by chance consider the bleroid spade 310? Quite a piece if good work I must say!
@NightWolf-yh9nl
@NightWolf-yh9nl 6 жыл бұрын
Geschwindigkeit means speed in German.
@Hampo03
@Hampo03 5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it Speed Limit?
@ceasarsaladjesus4204
@ceasarsaladjesus4204 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt it velocity limitation
@bnipmnaa
@bnipmnaa 5 жыл бұрын
No, Amphetaminsulfat is speed in German ;-)
@lucasurquiza554
@lucasurquiza554 5 жыл бұрын
Squire was right, no sod knows!
@victorselve8349
@victorselve8349 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hampo03 Geschwindigkeit is speed, however the plug says Größte zulässige Geschwindigkeit which would mean greatest allowed speed, however at least in modern use it should be höchste zulässige Geschwindigkeit (highest allowed speed) or just Höchstgeschwindigkeit which is the German word for the highest allowed/possible speed.
@aunscmarinelt.1252
@aunscmarinelt.1252 5 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate the fact that Squire realizes the power of Dakka?
@get4084
@get4084 3 жыл бұрын
The best of self-deprecating British humour! Two thumbs up!
@victoriacyunczyk
@victoriacyunczyk 4 жыл бұрын
1:05 One of Squire's best moments.
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