Everything Wrong With Jurassic World Dominion in 22 Minutes or Less

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Jurassic World: Dominion sure is a movie. It's a movie we could have done without. And now, to remind you of why, here are all of its sins.
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@RA-ui8yw Жыл бұрын

Ah yes let’s make a dinosaur movie about bugs,disease and agricultural concerns. Exactly what the audience wants

@ElleeDraws Жыл бұрын

less dinosaurs, of course!

@ihcfn Жыл бұрын

@@hereisthefullvid8934 liar

@thefriesofLockeLamora Жыл бұрын

Colin said he hates conglomerates and tech monopolies. They're the real villains. 😂

@Haemoglobuli Жыл бұрын

Some stupid f*ckers still "loved" it 🤮

@1buszybudy13 Жыл бұрын

@@ElleeDraws fewer *

@christophercalderon7229 Жыл бұрын

Man I remember going into this movie with zero expectations and still felt underwhelmed

@caitlinrix294 Жыл бұрын

I went into this with minimal expectations and came out _furious_ . Hated this film.

@oryxfirstnavigator4795 Жыл бұрын

I went into this movie with zero expectations, was underwhelmed and furious, and pissed off. A climate change movie with big pharma as the enemy and giant fucking locusts. I'm furious

@Colinkrauss1 Жыл бұрын

Turns out zero expectations for a Dino movie is way too high when it should have been zero expectations for a modified insect movie

@ultimatezayman Жыл бұрын

Same! I felt furious, like I was betrayed.

@ihcfn Жыл бұрын

@@hereisthefullvid8934 liar

@needoxygen7432 Жыл бұрын

This goes to show that even if you have, •great cast of actors •legacies reprising roles •great visual and cgi artists •a big budget •DINOSAURS!!! You can still accomplish to make a movie boring and forgettable.

@pomerlain8924 Жыл бұрын

And the main thing this movie forgot was that the star of the movie should have been the DINOSAURS. Instead, they made the dinosaurs almost seem like background characters.

@needoxygen7432 Жыл бұрын

@pomerlain8924 This trilogy and the Bayformer franchise have suffered from that extensively.

@misaelbarrientos4922 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t have high hopes for the movie but man I was not expecting it to be so incredibly boring

@theotakux5959 Жыл бұрын

But this movie was great, probably the second best in the series. Fallen Kingdom was the boring and forgettable one.

@randr2141 Жыл бұрын

Err, he said that already.

@shelbyg.8867 Жыл бұрын

I would like to sin the fact that they made a point in the last movie that Masie didn’t have an English accent, and yet in this movie after living with two people for four years with *American* accents, she has a very strong *English* accent.

@bionicwizard Жыл бұрын

Yep

@russellheinemann8201 Жыл бұрын

I guess you forgot Issy is British and was only 12 when she acted for FK so of course she wouldn’t easily speak British

@teslaromans1023 Жыл бұрын

She learned the accent out of rebellious teenage spite

@Sableantelopeenjoyer Жыл бұрын

hold the phone, you can suspend your disbelief for dinosaurs being resurected from dna that survived 66 million years of fossilization and degration but you can't suspend your disbelief for an adopted Birtish girl raised by American parents retaining her accent? if your suspension of disbelief stops there than I don't know what to say.

@noctambule5726 Жыл бұрын

@@teslaromans1023 Like a reverse The Bold and the Beautiful solution where an American actress played a British character taking a bet that she could speak with American accent on all occasions, even during heated arguments 🤣

@doctor-malcolm Жыл бұрын

Surprised Jeremy didn't sin the fact that Blue somehow tracked down Owen, Claire, and Maisie after the last movie, then made a nest, laid, and hatched Beta in what’s essentially their backyard without any of them noticing. Blue’s basically been their secret neighbor for at least several months!

@breastmilkgaming Жыл бұрын

Blue for Creep 3 confirmed!

@dino-humans4380 Жыл бұрын

Actually, in the Maisie Lockwood books, they explain that Owen and Claire took Blue to the forest close to their cabin to keep an eye on her.

@ihcfn Жыл бұрын

@@hereisthefullvid8934 liar

@davidhong1934 Жыл бұрын

@@dino-humans4380 Why do filmmakers expect us to do homework so their movies make sense?

@BigFatCone Жыл бұрын

@@dino-humans4380 Dude, you made yourself look like the "Ackchyually" guy. You shouldn't have to read a book to understand a film.

@matthewmccoy7437 Жыл бұрын

should’ve added a bonus sin round and added 1,000 sins for every person that did the hand gesture thing to ward off dinosaurs.

@jbvader721 Жыл бұрын

And add another 1000 sins for those idiots who didn't immediately get their hands bitten off for trying it.

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

I think it's kind of a running gag that that works so well. I'd love it to NOT work one of these times but the heros get deux-ex'd in some other way just to show that not all animals in all situations respect a calm gesture.

@nickrainerphoto Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l It didn‘t work for Hoskins in Jurassic World.

@JR-ju3kj Жыл бұрын

Agreed, it would make a lot more sense if they ended up getting killed or just getting their hands chewed off.

@christianresel8051 Жыл бұрын

Wich in fact works as its considerd thretening to animals, and as dinosaurs are animals it works to a degree as well. Shure Alo and Carno where like "the fuck do you dwarf want?" but even they where startled from that enogh for owen to evade as they did not know what it was. For all they care it could be an attack or threat and predators are ALWAY'S cautious about that.

@Phaota Жыл бұрын

You forgot to sin the concept that a small group of dinos that escaped in "Fallen Kingdom" somehow managed to populate the entire world. Also, a Pteranodon's claws and beak could not rip through a plane's strong metal body without taking serious damage in the process.

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

I think that was a Quetzalcoatlus which while big probably had a similiar problem with 'munching on metal. Pitch Meetings pokes fun at the whole 'now the world is populated by dinosaurs after a few dozen (many not in mating pairs or solo?? I gues life finds a way' end up making themselves around the globe. I figured it would be a few years tops before they were all rounded up in San Diego where realesed. I know Dominion was in the works way back in ~2007 and the plot, trailer snippets, and promo-art heavily featured 'this time dinosaur escape ahh'. Kind of disappointing after 14 years of following rumors, multiple cancellations and re-writes they went with the 'uh they're just out there now i guess no big deal' plotline.

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

Somehow a 'small group of' imported rabbits, foxes, camels and etc managed to populate the entirety of Australia after the original migrants brought them here so they could go hunting (they are not native to this country).

@Foxtrot369 Жыл бұрын

@@rickstaism The point they're making is that, in the previous movie the dinosaurs were transferred from their remote islands of the coast of Puerto Rico, to the South American mainland due to volcanic eruption. Apart from the flying dinos, to which the answer is obvious, how did they manage to populate the rest of the world? Even if you take black market smugglers into account for individuals popping up here & there, there weren't enough dinosaurs to start with, to create a global population.

@ry_jayy Жыл бұрын

It's not just the few animals that escaped in California in Fallen Kingdom. The whole point of the dinosaur auction in that movie was to show that nefarious people were acquiring DNA and/or living dinosaurs of their own and going back to their own parts of the world to make dinosaurs. The dinosaur-making technology spread around the globe, not the dinosaurs themselves Edit: I'm not defending the movie, I'm a huge Jurassic fan but this was a calamity of a movie. Just saying the original point isn't _really_ the case.

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

@@Foxtrot369 Probably not in the timeframe available between movies either (I refuse to see them so don't know how long it was). I was just observing that it doesn't take much of a population - given time - to spread to invasion levels at some point. Heck humans supposedly did it from two individuals... if you believe in Creationism.

@ayezz2811 Жыл бұрын

My biggest ick with this movie is so hard to describe it’s just so Hollywood. It doesn’t feel like a film it just feels like a sequel it’s hard to explain. The characters are invincible and things happen just for the sake of them happening

@hotkeyafl Жыл бұрын

Yep like when there are 6 of them standing near the Giga and they all run away quite easily.

@davidhong1934 Жыл бұрын

Agreed It felt like a video game cutscene with all the QTE sequences removed

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

@@hotkeyafl Only extras die in movies these days. Even if a main character dies they usually find some way of bringing them back or saying that no they didn't really die in the first place because it was off screen.

@ayezz2811 Жыл бұрын

@@rickstaism Stranger Things…

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

@@ayezz2811 Not a movie. Plus they brought back Papa and there's another season in development so they'll probably find a way to bring the others back to life too.

@lexjjohnson Жыл бұрын

The dedication to no sin removals has to be one of the best things ever 😂

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

For sure! This movie deserved no quarter!

@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine NONE!!!

@Memelord2020 Жыл бұрын

To quote Ian Malcom, “That is one big pile of shit.”

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

Sooo true!

@rileyuniverse Жыл бұрын

Good one.

@WaffleBoi-nz5ko Жыл бұрын

Sick burn

@Bagelgeuse Жыл бұрын

An overused joke, but a good one nonetheless.

@SPRINK_GABY Жыл бұрын

Yes 😂

@jedi_cat_l4976 Жыл бұрын

4:33 Imagine my shock when for once Cinemasins didn't sin this with "you better come look at this cliche" I was 1000% expecting Jeremy to say that and now im not sure what to feel.

@rtg7h Жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same. I was just waiting for it and it never came

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@mattymox86 Жыл бұрын

I thought this when I first watched it lol.

@rickcasedrinksbud Жыл бұрын

The “are there gonna be any dinosaurs in this dinosaur movie” like the original had me dying

@personM4N Жыл бұрын

I would have removed 1,000,000 sins if when Blue looked back at Owen and Claire that one last time, Blue had said, “thank you…Owen…”

@717Airsoft Жыл бұрын

That was probably on the table. For longer than it should’ve been.

@AustinHein Жыл бұрын

"Alan"

@personM4N Жыл бұрын

@@717Airsoft which is really, "EVER. AT ALL."

@Scottocaster6668 Жыл бұрын

Blue also used the Jedi mind trick, we just didn't hear it! 😆

@EmperorBrettavius Жыл бұрын

Jeremy would have *added* 1,000,000 sins for that.

@tuajeaw Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't have any sin during the scene where Owen eject Clair out of the plane to save her from the plane being attacked by flying dinosaur (which put her in more danger), and by doing so made Clair fall in to the forest full with dinosaurs (which put her in even more danger).

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

I know right? And don't forget them surviving the plane crash with the brilliant plan of "Whatever happens. That's the plan." There is no end to the levels of dead that they should all be!

@SegmentedOdin Жыл бұрын

Honestly he probably could have sinned most of the movie. This is one of the times he's spoiled for choice in regards to sins.

@jamesDJRPM Жыл бұрын

And the fact that the only ejecting seat was the back passenger.. This movie defied logic so many times for the sake of the weak plot...

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

@@jamesDJRPM Definitely took the Tom-and-Jerry choice when it came to logic and physics. I thought it was pretty fun when I could ignore it but if you were looking forward to suspense and action then yes you'd be sorely disappointed by how many 'they survive this' moments there are. I love cheesy sci-fy B movies so was able to rub my forehead through the headaches.

@jamesDJRPM Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l A couple of unexpected deaths and real stakes where you’re on the edge of your seat wondering if they’ll survive would have made it just a bit more watchable for me.. But nothing was a threat.. The only scenes I liked, was Claire with the Theri, territorial herbivores are scary.. And, Rexy retreating to the Giga, because self preservation is a real instinct, not dino battles for the sake of it..

@alexnelson9830 Жыл бұрын

"the directors were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think whether or not they should."

@JH-cs5py Жыл бұрын

22:05 I think "God DAMMIT, Blue!" is one of my favorite sound bites from this series in long time. Just need an animated gif of Jeremy with veins popping out of his neck, fingers clawing the top of his head...the pinnacle of exasperated incredulity. 🤣

@MightySoul9508 Жыл бұрын

I’m surprised he didn’t sin the fact Chris Pratt stopped the para with a rope, his legs, a tree stump, and sheer f-ing will without a single broken bone

@KingofKran Жыл бұрын

Remember that scene in lost world with 3-4 people trying to stop the parasaur? It lifted at least a couple of them into the air.

@cintronproductions9430 Жыл бұрын

@@KingofKran IKR!? That was way more realistic, and they had to struggle to knock down the animal in order to subdue it. But here? Nah, Owen alone can tie one up and calm it down in seconds with his bare hands. Anyone who has captured feral horses will tell you that it does NOT work that way.

@made-line7627 Жыл бұрын

I just love that the plan was to have three men on horseback wrangle a group of like ten elephant-sized dinosaurs, and once one of them were - inexplicably - caught, they were like "Yep, we're done here for today, boys. Good job."

@shawn409 Жыл бұрын

Or when he starts wrapping the rope around the horn of the saddle. The Parrosaurus would have outweighed the horse by around 5000 pounds. No way the horse could handle that yet alone the strength of the saddle.

@Heidimg1 Жыл бұрын

Yuuuup. I was like “his leg would have been crushed like a soda can” ugh

@jaystudios3878 Жыл бұрын

I love the part where they solve the ending of Fallen Kingdom by not solving the ending of Fallen Kingdom. Truly one of the movies of all time

@s.o.m3241 Жыл бұрын

tbf fallen kingdom was also a mess of a movie

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

@@s.o.m3241 If it wasn't for some important Maise backstory and explaining the leaving of the island... can we just drop that film from the cannon? If you forget the 2nd movie this one is slightly better.

@s.o.m3241 Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l genuinely! it’s the weakest out of the worlds plus they retconned a bunch of the clone storyline anyway. individual pieces (parts of the house, the final shots of the island) had value, but together it was just a terrible watch and a real underdelivery of what could’ve been fantastic. at least dominion never tried to be much more than a nostalgic tying of the generations + as much as i love the dinosaurs it was nice to see a different approach to crichton’s writings since the dinos were originally supposed to be a messenger and not the message itself

@tejeswarpasupureddi2528 Жыл бұрын

😹

@beastlycharizard13 Жыл бұрын

And then the locusts showed up and said "It's locin time!"

@thatfishguy4991 Жыл бұрын

I love how they hyped up this franchise building up to dinosaurs being released in the public. And they have some cool ass dinosaurs to work with, too! Baryonx, Carnotaurus, Allosaurus, the T. rex, all the flying reptiles, and even the mosasaurus! And they showed us like none of that. The cut prologue was literally the best part of the movie.

@calvinmatthews1527 Жыл бұрын

Almost thirty years later and they still haven't recaptured the magic the first one had.

@nathanmcdonald610 Жыл бұрын

It's pretty much been a successive downward slide in quality drop over the past 30 years. It gets a little sticky over which is worse between JP3 and JW for me. But otherwise it's all pretty much in order of release.

@ethanfullerton1620 Жыл бұрын

Because that's impossible to do

@sulisuli35 Жыл бұрын

It will never happen again, I'd rather they adapt Carnosaur another dino film than get another sorry excuse for a Jurassic film lol.

@Howlingburd19 Жыл бұрын

The franchise went from thought-provoking science fiction genius with a fair share of action, tension, and awe, to generic, bland flashy action movies with too many lifeless CGI dinosaurs…

@sulisuli35 Жыл бұрын

@@Howlingburd19 it’s basically Dinos in an mcu movie lol

@yourbabytee Жыл бұрын

That little Jedi mine trick that Owen uses deserves 100 sins for every time it appears on screen per character

@leonardomedeiros7683 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the car leaving a tunnel and finding a dinossaur at the other end is the driver's fault. That happens in real life y'know. Even without dinossaurs. People leave tunnels and find there's a curve with a cliff right after the tunnel and they fall in it because they're supposed to drive slower at the end of tunnels but they're dumb.

@Waylude Жыл бұрын

Thank you fact fairy 💕

@BobbyVinsonOfficial Жыл бұрын

also it’s a video from 4 years ago 💀

@blubug768 Жыл бұрын

tbf thats a real video (with a dinosaur added later) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iZt-isaV1pq7lmg.html

@AaronShenghao Жыл бұрын

@@blubug768 that is pretty awesome. Although I almost mistook you as a bot…

@blubug768 Жыл бұрын

@@AaronShenghao lol ikr especially with the bot right above me hErEs ThE cLiP

@bubbledoubletrouble Жыл бұрын

14:37 In order to smell something, particles of that thing have to reach your nose. The water is preventing whatever is causing her to be smelly from wafting up. To smell her, whatever gunk is on her would have to be washed off AND it would have to float to the top of the water AND then volatile enough to escape surface tension and float up into the air. At some point Jeremy is going to learn that water can in fact block/diminish odors, thermal signatures (Minority Report), and other things. But not today apparently.

@rileyuniverse Жыл бұрын

Neeeeeerd

@mxdridd Жыл бұрын

@@rileyuniverse no, it’s true, the theri was partially blind, it had to smell to walk around. many blind animals use their sense of smell to navigate. these two paragraphs explain that.

@rileyuniverse Жыл бұрын

@@mxdridd never said it wasn't true but whatever ┐(￣ー￣)┌

@MillieBlackRose 8 ай бұрын

Did you just sin cinemasins? Lol

@BenjaminRose37 Жыл бұрын

Universal Studios probably had the same conversation with Sam Neill to bring him back to the franchise that the Kirbys had with Alan Grant in Jurassic Park III: “I can write all kinds of numbers on this check.”

@CoffeeMatt10 Жыл бұрын

It was just missing Beta saying “Alan”.

@karenphillips-hinds6959 8 ай бұрын

Bwahahahahahahaha

@freeamericanthinker558 8 ай бұрын

Lol probably true

@Keln02 Жыл бұрын

Rarely has a movie insulted my intelligence with so much persistence.

@motherplayer Жыл бұрын

It's really fighting against those roots that it was once both popcorn and insightful, a rare combination to do right on the blockbuster spectrum, and it just comes off as stupider than any previous feature because even this film doesn't know what it wants to say? What is it, science screwing with nature and backfiring? The complications of family? The animal trade market? A monster movie? A cast reunion stunt? It's so many things and it does NOTHING to a satisfying degree.

@jbvader721 Жыл бұрын

Rise of Skywalker has entered the chat

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

@jbvader721 Genius! And so true.

@Elder-lz4ws 10 ай бұрын

@@jbvader721 that movie is literally the depiction of: "A pre-teen wrote the script"

@jbvader721 10 ай бұрын

@@Elder-lz4ws I know pre-teens on A03 who have written better stories than TROS.

@LordZombitten Жыл бұрын

This movie is all the reason needed when discussing why Michael Crichton stopped after the second book

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

... I mean dying didn't help... but maybe he was out of interesting science-fiction / philosophy topics to explore relating to dinosaurs. I don't think he did much if anything with JW3 either but maybe he could have thought up some bullet points for Spielberg.

@johnnations5932 Жыл бұрын

The book in which Dodson died.

@nathanmcdonald610 Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l He originally wasn't even going to write The Lost World, Jurassic Park was supposed to be one and done both book and film. But after seeing how massively successful the original JP was the studio execs paid Crichton to write a sequel book to loosely base another movie off of.

@mr.vee4127 Жыл бұрын

15:59 Homer Simpson take on "NERRDD" killed me 😂

@daleharris3809 Жыл бұрын

I never thought a movie franchise about genetically engineered monsters could jump the shark....but here we are

@redt8311 Жыл бұрын

To be honest I doubt this is the last movie they’re ever going to make for the Jurassic franchise there’s no way that narrative team honestly looked at this whole plot involving locust and thought this is the Winning grand finale movie…..

@aratherbritishdinosaur Жыл бұрын

They have a greater incentive to keep the movies going, though... ...💰

@jimb.7523 Жыл бұрын

Didn't Trevorrow (sp?) say that this should be the last movie in the franchise, but also say he was in the works for another sequel?

@ihcfn Жыл бұрын

@@hereisthefullvid8934 liar

@jmobbinfoo4838 Жыл бұрын

I kind of hope it isn't because they really dropped the ball on this one and they have to know what a disappointment this was.

@aiiv7839 Жыл бұрын

@@jimb.7523 I never heard him say that, but I think he meant that this is the last film for the story that began in the original, not overall. That's why he moved the dinosaurs to the mainland.

@rexlumontad5644 Жыл бұрын

Not even the old cast of the classic Jurassic Park returning can save this movie at all.

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

Not just the old cast but even the child characters from previous films.

@ma53jg 11 ай бұрын

Because the script is terrible.

@Diazfil12 Жыл бұрын

Any kid playing with his dinosaur toys could create a more exciting story than this one

@Bagelgeuse Жыл бұрын

Hell, a lot of kids already have. I'm not joking, you can find old toy movies by Jurassic fans that are way better than this.

@Anupamprime Жыл бұрын

I can do that. It's This:- "an Evil Cooperation with an aim to kill of all the dinosaurs, while the heroes try to stop them " It's that simple. Because in all the past 5 movies dinosaurs have caused way to many deaths that there should definitely have been a cooperation with aim to kill them all of the planet.. making them extinct again.. (basically the whole point of These movies is bringing dinosaurs back from extinction!) And heroes would try to prevent that from happening :)

@SPRINK_GABY Жыл бұрын

Good idea

@Corxed Жыл бұрын

My family absolutely loves this series, we were very excited when we heard about this movie coming out. After we watched it, we got back in the car and tried to say what we liked about it. We were able to say about four things and then we were silent the rest of the ride home. It's really upsetting when you're a fan of this series, and you know what they can accomplish, but then they put something like this out. My family still hasn't admit it, but it was a huge letdown.

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

I’m sad for your family. It’s lovely you tried to find what you liked...

@tejeswarpasupureddi2528 Жыл бұрын

It wasn’t

@icecloud7418 11 ай бұрын

What were the four things?

@deadchannel726 5 ай бұрын

@@icecloud7418 1. Blue and beta 2 . Giganotosaurus 3 . Therinzosaurus 4 . Locust 5 . Dinosaur

@icecloud7418 5 ай бұрын

That's five things@@deadchannel726

@avillalba Жыл бұрын

4:50. My parents have that exact jug of tea. And i can say that, without a doubt, it always spills half of its contents. So, as always, i give an extra sin to my parents for buying and keeping that crappy jug of water for more than 5 years.

@tanepukenga1421 Жыл бұрын

My gran had the some style one from the 70's or 80's. She'd always complain about the thing too, but never got rid of it.

@Wrestlingfan299 Жыл бұрын

I watch this channel too much. I was driving my car down the road, saw a squirrel running in front of me and said he must’ve went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

@defenderofminorities3056 Жыл бұрын

i completely understand, i’ve been watching this channel for about 8 years, im 21 now and i cant help but hear that ding sound whenever there’s anything in my life that doesn’t make sense

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

@@defenderofminorities3056 I do it verbally at the cinema although tend to stop once the movie gets past 'Reading' so I don't spoil it for others :P

@symera7809 Жыл бұрын

11:38 As a person that learnt how to fight with a knife here is a possible explanation: Stabbing would end the fight quickly, but also requires more strenght than slicing. If she would just nick her a few times in the right places, she could cause her to bleed out quickly without using too much force.

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

Stabbing also puts you at a bit more risk and gives less opportunity to defend yourself immediately after, while giving the opponent more opportunity to disarm you and potentially take the weapon

@lakkolee734 Жыл бұрын

While you're right, I doubt the writers if this horrendous film are smart enough to have thought of that lol

@CommanderViviax Жыл бұрын

I don't think they thought that far. It was probabely more. Flail round so it goes on for a bit.

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

Flailing also causes the person being attacked to lose balance or retreat to an inferior position so it's easier to stab them later.

@codenamelj Жыл бұрын

I really felt like the line "forget the damn hat" was a personal attack to all my favorite action movies with a male lead and their iconic signature cool hats

@yourbabytee Жыл бұрын

The Dino smuggler lady who was trying to kill Claire looks like that lady from The Incredibles 1

@davidhong1934 Жыл бұрын

Mirage?

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

Damn, you’re totally right.

@definitelynottommywiseau3037 Жыл бұрын

She's the lady from the show Severance. Which is a better way to pass time than sitting through this nonsense.

@thelowestoflow5486 Жыл бұрын

What lady

@chickennuggets9792 8 ай бұрын

@@thelowestoflow5486 10:55 that lady

@cam-qz5xe Жыл бұрын

I actually forgot that I watched this movie at the cinema

@ElleeDraws Жыл бұрын

I literally forgot the plot of the movie a week after being at the cinema

@wattsnottaken1 Жыл бұрын

I’m trying to forget but it’s impossible

@treelight1707 Жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for you and @ElleeDraws

@CoffeeMatt10 Жыл бұрын

I didn’t… I always remember the ones I wish I hadn’t gone to see. The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Revolver (Guy Ritchie film that I think only someone who dropped acid would understand) Terminator: Dark Fate Jurassic World: Dominion

@dragonartist223 3 ай бұрын

Id gone to a drive-in and was so bored that i was wasted by the end and just happy i got to see a Theri

@Colinkrauss1 Жыл бұрын

Scooter guy at 12:24 is the best moment in the history of cinema. 😂

@CoffeeMatt10 Жыл бұрын

It’s the most accurate scene in the entire franchise… guy on a scooter with earphones is completely oblivious to everything around him.

@georadzo787 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the sin bonus round for every time a character raised their hands and stopped a dinosaur.

@Sableantelopeenjoyer Жыл бұрын

Dude your extremely exaggerating it, excluding Blue and Beta, they only do it 3 times.

@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 Жыл бұрын

Me waiting on Cinemasins to sin a movie I never intended to watch so I can know what happened in it: *This Is The Way*

@matthewpatrick7263 Жыл бұрын

You should also watch the Pitch Meeting to get the plot. www.youtube.com/@PitchMeetings

@josiahbahuaud2294 Жыл бұрын

This is the way.

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

@@matthewpatrick7263 Thank you- after binging a bunch of Pitchmeetings I ended up just subscribing to Ryan George and forgot that series entirely for some time. Missed this one

@cntoon90skid32 Жыл бұрын

Me waiting on Th3birdman to sin a Cinemasins's video i never intended to watch so i can know what happend in it: "This is The Way"

@NotTheGrimmReaper Жыл бұрын

@@cntoon90skid32 LOL then why even watch Jeremy's video, just go watch the other hacks video. You birdman fans really like to let everyone know you watch him smh

@jennapeneueta-snyder200 Жыл бұрын

I grew up on the OG Jurassic Park movies.....I put this movie on and left the room almost immediately 😂

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

Wise decision! Watch the first 1-3 with the family if you do a marathon, when the rest get put on, use the rest of the time to get housework done while others are out of the way.

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

I'd say skip 3, 5. Watch 2 & 6 only if you have extra popcorn left over and can't be bothered to get off the couch.

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l Yeah, I was being generous on 3 when they said OG movies, but figured I'd give them the benefit of the doubt on 3.

@Foxtrot369 Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine Jurassic Park _III_ has been described as a movie that only exists to use the bits from the books that didn't appear in the first two movies. That is both accurate & good reason it deserves its place in the JP Trilogy.

@lunathekuduruk1311 Жыл бұрын

@@DoABarrelRol1l lost world is better than all the other sequels

@khoward0167 Жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed that the lady who decided to help was not Malcolm's Daughter from Jurassic Park the lost World...

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

Same!

@AlbertanSailor Жыл бұрын

That's what I assumed was going to happen! I was excited for that when they finally met, and then the moment passed, and it was maybe the most obvious missed opportunity. Other than having more dinosaurs, less people.

@matthewlamantia5782 Жыл бұрын

They forgot the "better come take a look at this" cliche when ellie and grant met.

@lunathekuduruk1311 Жыл бұрын

Also "slid into my dms"

@elreydanny0227 Жыл бұрын

9:58 Every time this dude laughs I laugh too 😂😂😂

@ryudragonuv Жыл бұрын

*insert Jk Simons as JJ Jameson laugh* You serious?

@cntoon90skid32 Жыл бұрын

Th3birdman: this fake ass laugh

@SaveFarris1 Жыл бұрын

"You're gonna want to take a look at this" cliche'. IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

Even Cinemasins has plot twists.

@Najobajo Жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblums lines when they're slow to walk because of the locusts, is just so fucking hilariously delivered. You'd have to take a sin away

@magnum1118 Жыл бұрын

The way he says "goddammit Blue!", never fails to make me burst out laughing

@bad2dabohn1992 Жыл бұрын

So hang on a sec. People were looking for Maisie for 4 years and didn't find her somehow. That I get but exactly HOW did anyone from the mansion even know of Maisie's existence to begin with? By all accounts nobody except the good guys even survived the mansion massacre in the last movie, and yes BD Wong made it out unconscious and knew Maisie's "mom" but how would he even know Owen and Claire would even take Maisie in?

@nandusai Жыл бұрын

you are using your brain... that is exceeding the bound of what the screenwriters planned for the movie...

@Jackuves Жыл бұрын

we had a scene in JW with Claire and Wu and I think the same when Owen has a word with the people in the lab

@ItsFireTiger Жыл бұрын

The question is for events that happened in Fallen Kingdom the 2nd movie of this trilogy. I'm pretty sure Dr. Wu knew Owen was around cause of the attack scene during the Auction scene since he was present cause he got mad at Eli when the Indoraptor was being priced for buying. And it was shortly after that when Owen attacked

@aratherbritishdinosaur Жыл бұрын

Ok, time to sum up this movie in a sentence, or at least attempt to: Convenient convenience is conveniently convenient.

@Sableantelopeenjoyer Жыл бұрын

Just because something is convenient doesn't mean it's impossible. you know what is convenient, you reading this reply, think about it, out of the trillions of sperm cells you just happened to be the one who made it the the egg and combine that with your parents meeting and their ancestors meeting.

@aratherbritishdinosaur Жыл бұрын

@@Sableantelopeenjoyer That's a very good point. The entire creation of the universe was pure chance. But this movie just has a bit too much convenience for my tastes.

@michiganscythian2445 Жыл бұрын

I would have respected the hell out of this movie if they had just done this “Are there dinosaurs in the tunnels?” *being jump scared by a Dimetrodon “There’s a dinosaur!” “Actually, Dimetrodons aren’t dinosaurs; they lived during the Permian and they’re synapsids”

@CoffeeMatt10 Жыл бұрын

This franchise has given us 6ft tall Velociraptors, 5ft tall Dilophosaurs with frills and paralysing phlegm, a Giganotosaurus with a half length skull and Godzilla spikes along its spine, a Spinosaurus that beat a T-Rex 1v1 even after having its neck chomped down on (insta-death from the most powerful bite force ever), a Baryonyx that looks like an alligator on two legs (and no massive index finger claw), a Pyroraptor that swims, the Indominus Rex and the Indoraptor… and giant locusts that are genetically engineered to not eat certain crops! You think they would ever acknowledge that a Dimetrodon isn’t officially classed as a dinosaur?

@Bagelgeuse Жыл бұрын

It would be pointless since the Dimetrodon looks like a crocodile with a T.rex head and a sail. More dinosaur than synapsid. It's a shame, it would've been so cool if Dominion's Dimetrodon was more mammal-inspired as a nod to it being closer to mammals.

@YaBoiDREX 10 ай бұрын

@@BagelgeuseAnd this was supposed to be the more “scientifically accurate” movie lol

@Bagelgeuse 10 ай бұрын

@@YaBoiDREX The most scientifically accurate thing is that some of the dinosaurs have feathers. Something the Lost World novel did back in 1995 lol.

@dianamcdavis1335 Жыл бұрын

When the DINOSAURS have more charisma than the characters.... I have no regrets not seeing this movie

@JR-ju3kj Жыл бұрын

Well, in fairness, the dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park and the Jurassic World franchises have ALWAYS had more charisma than any of the human characters and they've always been the main selling point of the movies. But this time around, the difference is that the movie is a hot mess, the dinosaurs are reduced to being a part of the background and backdrop and the human characters aren't very interesting and aren't given very much to do where as in the first Jurassic Park movies, everything worked in the stories for the films, the plots were well-written, the dialogue was great, there were great effects and the dinosaurs AND the human characters were charismatic, appealing and interesting. The first two movies were magic but as Hollywood often does, they wringed out every last possible bit of creativity, originality and freshness out of the franchise They finally jumped the shark with the franchise with Jurassic World: Dominion( and even worse than Jurassic Park 3 did). I would have even preferred it more they had introduced genetically engineered, cloned prehistoric mammals like saber-tooth tigers, woolly mammoths, mastodons, prehistoric tigers and prehistoric cave lions to be in the movie along with the dinosaurs than the nonsensical drivel that they churned out here.

@tsuki7064 Жыл бұрын

From sins 120 to 320 is probably my favourite moments in all cinemasins history

@mr.vee4127 Жыл бұрын

The raptors turning back to bid farewell to Owen and the gang is so dumb I swear

@tsuki7064 Жыл бұрын

@@mr.vee4127 beta at least just turns her head. Blue, after going away, fricking returns back for it

@LilyRose8959 Жыл бұрын

I liked seeing Grant, Ellie and Malcolm all back. I like that Grant and Ellie get back together. I even appreciated Wu's redemption (probably because making him a villain was so ridiculous to begin with) everyone fighting the giga, particularly Malcolm, and Claire in the forest with the therozinosauraus. But that's pretty much it. Whenever I watch this now I fast forward through a good chunk of it. There is a point to the giga/trex fight, but you need the extended version to see it. Kayla should have been Kelly Malcolm from the second one. It'd be a nice callback and give her a tie in with the originals.

@kyleanderson1435 Жыл бұрын

Oh, that would be an interesting tie in

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

Kelly: That would’ve been a great idea! Which is why they didn’t do it, great ideas didn’t belong in this movie apparently… Sigh.

@juliancaraveo5700 Жыл бұрын

I think in a test screening back in 2021 , Kayla was actually revealed to be Kelly Malcolm. But then they decided at some point to change it.

@LilyRose8959 Жыл бұрын

@@juliancaraveo5700 They shouldn't have.

@make.upexperiments7269 Жыл бұрын

The 100 sins at the end were some of my favorite moments in all of the cinemasins. “I swear to Darwin” 😂😂😂

@JeffKryger Жыл бұрын

The guy only said "you better come see this" to Dr. Grant when Elle arrived at the dig site because he is a fan of Cinema Sins. It was right there, and you didn't even sin him for "you better come take a look at this cliche"

@passionoflovers 7 ай бұрын

I find it more funny that it was made into a grand reveal like that when she was introduced a few moments earlier. This was the scene where Alan was introduced and got completely overshadowed by her being in her tent. Like, it was kinda backwards.

@dereklopez9060 Жыл бұрын

Dr Grant: Giganotosaurus. Biggest carnivore the world has ever seen. Spinosaurus: Am I a joke to you?

@shawnbass-ig2bv Жыл бұрын

Right? Like they forgot about spinosaurus, I guess maybe because it mainly fed on fish they didn't consider it a carnivore carnivore

@danielashworth5281 Жыл бұрын

I decided to try and watch this on Peacock a while ago. I made it to the first locust scene. Made the judgment call that it was going to be crap. Looks like I was right lol

@wiksolop72 Жыл бұрын

Considering they gave you TWO whole-ass movies to warn you this one would be crap, making it as far as the first locust scene must be some kind of testament...

@RB-vo4gi Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of this movie was the blind vegetarian dinosaur just swatting the deer out of the way so it could get to the leaves.

@Sableantelopeenjoyer Жыл бұрын

Have you seen a hippo? One killed an impala for literally existeing

@RB-vo4gi Жыл бұрын

@@Sableantelopeenjoyer Oh, dude I was being 100 percent serious. I thought it was hilarious: I was cracking up in the theater.

@Sableantelopeenjoyer Жыл бұрын

@@RB-vo4gi oh ok

@tentativaX Жыл бұрын

@@RB-vo4gi Yup...especially judging by how close that "veggiesaurus" managed to get to the deer without the deer noticing. I mean, was it deaf or something?

@DillaDawg88 Жыл бұрын

@@Sableantelopeenjoyer 🤣🤣🤣 What a serious, yet hillarious response!!!

@Yoshikarter1 Жыл бұрын

22:12 Another sin: Wild horses operate on a hierarchy system, they would never simply allow another species, let alone another unfamiliar horse into their herd.

@311connorf Жыл бұрын

At this point the best Jurrasic point content for me would be a show/anthology of the gang just dealing with "This certain Dinosaur is causing this certain problem in this certain place." Just small one off thought experiments on how a Dino would cause problems and what you could do about them.

@s.o.m3241 Жыл бұрын

isn’t that basically the plot of the summer camp show?

@Bowser64798 Жыл бұрын

@@s.o.m3241 maybe some of season 2 and 3 but not really the whole plot of the show

@s.o.m3241 Жыл бұрын

@@Bowser64798 fair enough i’ve only watched the first season and it’s been a few months

@AshyPete Жыл бұрын

Man you'd love Primeval

@aiiv7839 Жыл бұрын

Yes! That's what the last film promised us and what we could've gotten. I hope we can still get to it!

@tomatoprincess4315 Жыл бұрын

12:24 that was the moment I realized this is not an action movie, but a comedy.

@dani_1234 Жыл бұрын

Same, I laughed in the theater when he got eaten

@russellheinemann8201 Жыл бұрын

Well Maisie was getting into Alan and Ellie’s heads

@rogelio7rios 9 ай бұрын

@@dani_1234bro that is Allo best kill and by far my favorite kill in the franchise a guy riding his scooter and about to get eaten by a male allosaurus

@davidpumpkinsjr.5108 Жыл бұрын

It's funny when Maisie flips off Wu, but her facial expression is what really sold it.

@nplt8263 Жыл бұрын

Maise could technically be both a clone, and born from her mother, Maise's mother would just need to fertilize her own egg.

@tranquilthoughts7233 Жыл бұрын

You forgot one interesting thing: These locusts would be unable to live in the real world, they would just suffocate immedietly. Explanation: This locust looks to be something like 30cm long. That's almost three times the size of the goliath bug, one of the largest insects in the modern world. Getting much bigger than the goliath bug is pretty much impossible for an insect in the modern era. And that's because of the way insects breathe. Insects don't have lungs, they breath through tiny holes in their armor that are called stygma. However, there's a limit on how much oxygen you can get through stygma. For most insects that's not a problem because they are so small that they don't need much oxygen. But this locust is so large it would just suffocate immedietly. Not to mention that a locust this large would not be able to fly or just fly extremly short distances. The goliath bug already struggles with flying. It can fly but only short distances.

@011keepers Жыл бұрын

Good point that is why giant insects died out when the atmosphere dramatically changed in the Permian (?)

@aiiv7839 Жыл бұрын

Huh. Did not know that. Further reinformces my point that the bugs could've been replaced with a small, herbivorous dinosaur, and the movie would've been the same.

@DoABarrelRol1l Жыл бұрын

Yeah so some hell of a lot of work had to be done by Wu & Co to get them adapted when I'm sure normal-sized locusts would have done the job. Haven't watched in a while so not sure if Dodgson is the 'vaine bbeg' type who would struggle up a hill just to have so biblical cool moment.

@ericlamb4501 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention, why the absolute fuck would they need dinosaur DNA to make insects big again? That's literally not how any of this works. Insects millions of years ago weren't massive cause of their DNA, but because of the oxygen content of the atmosphere and the fact insects have indeterminate growth, which means they keep growing as long as they have food, can molt, and breathe. This movie just expects people to buy that reptilian DNA can be spliced to insect DNA

@aliciabell6688 Жыл бұрын

And folks love to eat locust too. So if these were alive people would be fighting to get to them.

@MaskTheDwarf Жыл бұрын

Glad it's agreed that Maisie is one of the few fun bits of this movie XD Isabella Sermon did a great job with what she had to work with, and Jeff did too

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

Isabella Sermon deserved better. I have spoken.

@MaskTheDwarf Жыл бұрын

@@chasehedges6775 You're damn right she did! She got like 1 or 2 scenes to show her actual character, which was the middle finger scene, and maybe one other if I remember. She deserves more.

@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын

Agreed. It's sad in it's own way though, when the best parts of a dinosaur movie aren't parts with dinosaurs in them...

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine👍👍👍

@LordSvzklx Жыл бұрын

This movie really felt like something just threw a bunch of darts at a wall of set pieces and story ideas, then didn't worry about things like "story", "character" or "coherence"

@Linkforlife199 8 ай бұрын

The "GODAMNIT BLUE!" at the end gets me laughing everytime.

@ScottWaa Жыл бұрын

Maisie has the same escape skills as Carl from The Walking Dead. COOORRRALLLL!!

@jokerduchiha8903 Жыл бұрын

Nah this was funny asf

@40kVallin Жыл бұрын

About the guy on the scooter, it´s pretty realistic. For work, I drive a bus that is 18.75m long, almost 3m high and wide. Oh and bright yellow. Yet these people never seem to notice me, they exist in their own world. Some of them are really shocked when they jump with these scooters on the street and I honk, because I am only about 2m behind them... So yeah pretty realistic.

@hereisthefullvid8934 Жыл бұрын

Link to the Clip : They finally released this kzfaq.info/get/bejne/aKuInbWjueC4l4U.html ..

@mrquackers8986 Жыл бұрын

12:24 I just noticed the scooter the guy is using is a Boosted Rev, the scooter I have lol

@Deipnosophist_the_Gastronomer Жыл бұрын

@@mrquackers8986 How diid you survive?!

@rickstaism Жыл бұрын

*Cue anyone walking along whilst staring at their phone at this point*

@Foxtrot369 Жыл бұрын

That was presumably the "joke" they were aiming for, 'the oblivious person wandering into danger because they weren't paying attention', where they failed was that *EVERYBODY* in that whole scene started reacting to the dinosaurs as though they'd appeared out of thin air. It's like they started filming while everyone was in their "first positions" - then yelled action - then didn't edit out the delay.

@CandySouvannarangsy3187 8 ай бұрын

8:00-8:17 This caught me off guard and it has got to be the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while 😂😂😂

@Tigerlilygurl1 Жыл бұрын

I had so much fun watching this in theatres with my aunt. We have loved this series my entire life. One of our favorite things is ripping on these movies. Even the great Jurassic Park. It's still wonderful, but so much fun to rip into.

@marvellousaunt Жыл бұрын

How dare you. Jurassic Park is literally a perfect movie 😂

@Tigerlilygurl1 Жыл бұрын

@auntygeek Can't deny that. It's perfectly imperfect.

@jaxjaxattaxx Жыл бұрын

22:00 - 22:07 had me screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

@Bee-lieve623 Жыл бұрын

I had to hold in my laughter at my work desk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NjordrYT Жыл бұрын

This is what I was waiting for! I'm glad that you made it

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

Same here. I’m glad we have this.

@Simon_Sez Жыл бұрын

Lol yup I was just thinking about CinemaSins while watching this movie in the theater

@jimroscovius 2 ай бұрын

That was hilarious when Blue and the baby looked back 🤣🤣

@liamwarner5749 Жыл бұрын

Consider this. The big twist of this movie undoing the twist of the last movie means maisie had nothing in common with the cloned dinosaurs making her unleashing them on the world even more reprehensible than it was back then.

@sawanna508 9 ай бұрын

Tehy only thing they changed is WHO made her. She is still a cloe who was made but it was her "mother" who did it not some other guy. They are even almost identically.

@MV3productions83 Жыл бұрын

How is it only 22 minutes? This movie should have a sin video of at least 40 minutes

@Zestara Жыл бұрын

FINALLY JWD!!! Been waiting for months!

@CoffeeMatt10 Жыл бұрын

Probably would’ve found her if it didn’t have cataracts 😂 It’s like they ran out of budget before giving it any eye colour.

@Will_WAR Жыл бұрын

My coworker actually went to see this movie. I still see the pain in his eyes after he told me about it. But the best thing to do is talk through traumatic experiences. 🙏

@nerotenore Жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for this!!

@_coasterhead_ Жыл бұрын

20:41 Look, I really like this movie. But I couldn’t agree more on this moment. 😂

@MisterGenesis64AK Жыл бұрын

Idk why but I almost felt nothing from the old cast coming back

@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын

It was to just pander to nostalgia, nothing more

@JennifuhhGilardi Жыл бұрын

You grew up too much

@rsalbreiter Жыл бұрын

They added nothing to the film. It was such a disappointment

@kittyfiend Жыл бұрын

Because they keep leaning on nostalgia with every movie

@eradicatedpulse6896 Жыл бұрын

You don’t know why? Umm idk maybe abysmal writing?

@ClanImprobable Жыл бұрын

I love not only the reasons for but the delivery of those two 100-count sins. You are gold Jeremy!

@Frenchylikeshikes Жыл бұрын

Long time since I have watched a cinemasins video, and it feels great to be back.

@craigh5236 Жыл бұрын

One thing that is unbelievable is how many large dinosaurs are out in the world. Large animals always reproduce slowly. There wouldn't nearly be that many.

@Anupamprime Жыл бұрын

Imagine if the movie was about this:- "an Evil Cooperation with an aim to kill of all the dinosaurs trying to make them extinct again, while the heroes try to stop them " It's that simple. Because in all the past 5 movies dinosaurs have caused way to many deaths & Problems that there should definitely have been a cooperation with aim to kill them all of the planet.. making them extinct again.. (basically the whole point of These movies is bringing dinosaurs back from extinction!) And heroes would try to prevent that from happening :)

@calebtate4994 Жыл бұрын

17:11 I have seen that very same desktop in my line of work, unfortunately more common than you think lol

@jasonpaul4308 Жыл бұрын

@ 17:36 .... cinemasins unintentionally perfectly describes anxiety lol

@a_real_one2000 Жыл бұрын

Honestly when DeWanda wise character got introduced I was like why isn’t this movie about her & Dino underworld action adventure.

@lowievansteenbergen1099 Жыл бұрын

personally I love the moment in this movie when Claire was trying to escape from the raptor in the appartment in Malta and randomly opening a closet where an innocent woman and her child were hiding, exposing them to the raptor. Always found it sin-worthy

@passionoflovers 7 ай бұрын

I caught that, too. Granted, it was targeting her exclusively, but she didn't know that. Also, the fact that she casually opens the closet and is like, "Oh, man! Fuck" and moves on like a hyper aggressive killing machine isn't chasing her around. My god

@Daymice Жыл бұрын

Omg I’ve been waiting so long for this

@BlainmanG12 Жыл бұрын

21:53 I LITERALLY thought the same thing. This made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this one.

@rossiaconis242 Жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at the last outtake 🤣

@ballguy8794 Жыл бұрын

16:40 you could had pointed out how Chris Pratt (Mario (Garfield)) saw an allosaurus in Malta and yet thought the bigger one was an allosaurus.

@DigitalartistMatticusme2024 Жыл бұрын

duuuuuddde , finally !!! been waiting for this one!!!

@thedad7313 Жыл бұрын

Shout-out for The Hidden! Top work Sir, top work.

@johnbones3455 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love that Q reference.

@MaiAolei Жыл бұрын

Star Trek Q or James Bond Q?

@johnbones3455 Жыл бұрын

@@MaiAolei Neither, it’s a monster movie from the 60s.

@MaiAolei Жыл бұрын

@@johnbones3455 Aw man! There's another Q?

@KnightSlasher Жыл бұрын

Locust in jurassic world 0/10 Locust in Gears of war 10/10 with extra dom tomato points

@caseymorris1488 Жыл бұрын

As a loyal Jurassic fan, 19:54 hits home for me. They had everything going for them for this to have been a fantastic film. I recognize by just enjoying it for what it is, it is an entertaining popcorn flick. But I, in my opinion, was very disappointed in the final product.

@AhmedAdel-oq4fk Жыл бұрын

It didn't even reach the level of a mediocre popcorn flick .