It's because it was based on the completely unrelated to Pirates of the Carribean novel On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers. Published in 1987 and also a big influence on the Monkey Island games. They bought the rights, replaced the original main character with Jack Sparrow, then.. This.

The International for Pirates 5 is Salazar's Revenge. Why Do those overseas always get the more straightforward titles.

More interestingly, why do overseas titles always get different names? Just make it the same damn thing, translated if necessary, everywhere.

Nah, I prefer Salazar's revenge, thank you.

Because the US wants to hint at the plot rather than give it

I'm personally still partial to "rhino nipple".

ROLF thanks the magic ruined XD

Trandoshan3000 Trandoshan3000. when was this?

that girl 3:22

PikaSamus thanks

Mariyah Ali honestly I find it funny 😂🤷‍♀️

100 sins and a kick in the balls

where?

Agreed

How about the Harry Potter director who decided it’s ok to have a camera and cameraman in a shot 😅 Or peter Jackson having a car in middle earth 🤣

I think that's rather sirens, but yeah, you're right

It’s sirens that would make the listeners become charmed by them. Idk about mermaids, though.

"character falling in love with a mermaid cliche" mermaids can do more than falling in love... (Insert inappropriate mermaid-me too-hashtag-joke here)

Objectively examining a sin. That's ten sins right there. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ding!

Isn't sinning stuff about movies sort of the point of CinemaSins?

They didn't, but it's not like the owner would let you do _anything_ to his well preserved castle. This isn't a cardboard house where you pay the owners a few thousand bucks for the damages you caused while filming and call it a day.

It's called furniture. It's fairly good at being opaque.

or just put a plank before it, just for the movie...

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+Kieran Arnold - wright Mind writing that in the exact opposite of whatever cypher/code/enigma/language that was?

and what is the best sin? i think it should be ughughughugh!, that made me laugh so hard. that came totally out of nowhere

When Adam from Yourmoviesucks saw Life(2017) he had this to say about it: I just saw Life, and just like real life, it was painfully average, kind of boring, and really fucking stupid.

The best sin is "Uhhhh, no." from the movie 2012.

I am partial to "DIE HUMANS DIE AHAHAHAHAHA" from San Andreas.

Then the next move barbossa says some shit then stabs the bottle.

I'll bring the goats. I suck at trumpeting.

@@LadyOnikara Why do you suck? It's blowing device.

That was Johnny Depp's dinner order. It accidentally made it into the final movie.

The man himself might be sitting upfront said rows... Xd xd

littlemissmello It was also a really good call on the Spaniards' part. That place would have started wars.

The Brit getting shot trying to claim the fountain for "His Majesty" was also by far the funniest part of the movie.

How was it funny? I'm with the Spaniard some one should make a note of that man's bravery. Also why is his majesty put in quotation marks?

It makes sense, honestly.

You must be a real "party starter" huh?

Kevin H. Pilgrim Well, I believe that in the original mythology sirens were the ones that had fish tails and lured men to their death by singing to them. So, it should sound weird in English too.(" The siren's name is Syrena")

sirens were greek i believe, they were originally half bird half woman. i don't know where the fish came.

MackLyon actually a harpy is a bird lady not a siren

Olivia Caron Both harpies and sirens are half bird creatures. Harpies are incredibly ugly and steal food or they take people who have done wrong. Sirens are beautiful and use their voices to lure men to their deaths.

It must have been weird for the actress then since she was spanish and barely knew english back then. for her it was probably like "hey you have a role, you're a mermaid and your name is mermaid!"

Not if you know what it is 😂

I think it's bc he operates independentaly

@@meya4557 That or no one wanted to pass it on to him, which is how all of the other lords gain the position.

I think everyone hates him and Blackbeard doesn’t care about the pirate code.

I think its jsit because this movie is jsut a filler and isnt actually part of the plot

Introducing blackbeard in the third film would have been a bad idea... On paper. If this is set in the early 1700's it could have been set up that black beard was in his prime off the coast of north carolina and he wasn't ready to give that up to save all of his buddies. But considering what the shit that they did do with him... Black beard in our world had a buddy who was NOTORIOUSLY BAD at being a pirate. If anything it could have been set up that Jack was working under the dude who took over blackbeard's buddy's ship.

+HeilEvalionMienFuhrer, Mien lovely Fräulein, I beg to disagree! & I am QUITE sure that you yourself are a case in "point"! (stay beautiful!)

Wounds without blood: Good Wounds with blood: Bad

pointless Male nipples : Good Evolved to give life female nipples : Bad

okay creepy white knighting asside... >.> ya thats basic movie logic for you. Violence = good. sexual anything = bad. coures then there are moves with tonnes of sex and violence but those are up in the higher ratings. but ya pg-13 and earlier anything violent is okay. while natural and/or important things (like our sexuality) is considered pretty taboo in alot of cases.

Well lets be honest, half women half mermaid, probably doesn't come with milk

Makes sense.

Somehow it didn’t work at the Disney theme park

@@sovietapples6122 haha

Dude, mermaids aren’t real, every story can make their characteristics whatever they want, if no one in this universe mentions it than they do not have that ability in this universe. An author can create a fantasy world where mermaids are flying lizards, it would be weird but totally legitimate.

@@adriob7520 Yucatán?

Harry Holdstock have to admit, i didn't even see those when i watched the movie

Really? I thought the best line was "Uggghghghghhgh".

I don't get that one, honestly.

GDSK09 Have to agree with you there man xD

shadowbrain4814 Why would electrical outlets exist back when the movie takes place?

Eseem wow... I just realized that... three years after your comment

Omg wait what I have just realised

He actually was freaking out for the expectation he’d die from the hit of the ground when he threw the doll, this channel is stupid asf on this

Maybe both?

But he still keeps screaming as the doll hits the water

I just unnecessarily did the math, that's 8.5 sins a minute for the 3rd and 7.7 sins a minute for the 4th

Why is the third one more

it's also only 2/3 the length of At Worlds End so adjusting Stranger Tides for inflation you're looking at more like 220+

Ya but the first one got 50 sins

Yeh first one was made when cinemasins used to go short and quick videos so it doesn’t count.

Dudley was the cousin, Mr Dursley is the king. That's still a valid ding for CinemaSins

bbria28 guy on the King’s left side is Qyburn

@@dylan1406 Guy on the other side is the Voice of London from V for Vendetta.

Who gives a fuck about Harry Bitch Potter Asshole

@Døggo who cares about the fame mate. Fuck fame.. im rich 🙏🤑🥂🖕

Cool.

don quijote de bolonia I just like that she has a sister that I presume is also hot AF

Tom G. Oh She is....She, is... I present, Monica Cruz for Agent Provocateur! I personally LOVE this ad campaign she stars in; kzfaq.info/get/bejne/baqJapVprKq7eWQ.html Also she and Penelope have a whole Lingerie Line called 'L'Agent for Agent Provocateur'.😍

It's only 17 years old yes it's needs to be sinned for Spain.

YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS COMMENT.

Grace Baker YES OMG PLEASE

I love that movie!

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

Honestly who cares, after those bloated 2 and 3 I was sick of seeing those damn ships (black pearl, dutchman etc)

@@leob4403 I care

N THE PORTO POTUGAL

I expect the cock inquisition

I definitely didn't expect this comment

If you expect the Spanish inquisition you become nobody

Even the Spanish inquisition

Young White Male -> 😄😄😄

Young White Male they killed Jesus, ya know, eh?

Young White Male i'm dead

That one was pure brilliance. lol

HAHAHAHHA

Jonah Falcon does it says anything abouy what mermaid did go priest?

Yes, it goes into great detail, I believe that chapter was called "Bow Chicka Bow Wow"

Hey chicka bump bump

I get these references.

Actually no, the book has a character named Jack. So, they went with that.

CORALINE PARMENTIER, pianiste -> I caught that too, Love It!

They needed a secondary school.

KynigosTheWolf yeah I totally guess so, and I agree :-)

What's next? The Leeroy Jenkins school of military strategy?

Dastvan I love that one xD

It's blackbeard and the kid would probably help with the singing (higher voice than the rest) I know the comment is 2 years old

Sure, but if you look at the profile of the trunk's base, it does not appear to have any immediate taper to it. In fact, if anything, the point at which Jack was tied seems ever so slightly narrower than the point right above it. And since a clothed human has less friction and more give than a palm trunk, it should actually have been easier to crawl out of the ropes right away than to move up the trunk. And that's not considering the fact that climbing up a tree using that technique backwards, with no apparent ability to really manipulate the rope in relation to your body would be extremely difficult/impossible, and definitely would not work unless you had a bit of slack to start with.

In addition to Tobias's comments, there's also the fact that even if the trunk narrowed a bit,that wouldn't explain how he navigated past the top end of the tree with all of it's extending palm branches which would stop him from getting off the top. And then there's the fact that even if somehow you managed that; you would pop off the top facing the wrong way with nothing to grab on to; you'd just fall face first off the tree once you came off the top. There's nothing about that escape that is logical, which is why they avoided showing it, the answer is movie magic and magic like that is just a writers crutch that we're expected to accept as a half assed joke

maybe he managed it because its just a movie, idk.

Farming Ah, the Tommy Wiseau school of movie logic.

I rather go out the mermaid way

Yeah, but there's something fishy about mermaids...

ruddthree like pizza with no sauce

Eating your ass....literally and figuratively.

Well, technically one of those things also applies to sharks.

Noone knows what the fountain of youth can do

I think the fountain takes the amount of years you have lived and will live (predetermined apparently) and gives it to the other person, so whether Blackbeard was dying or not, his daughter took all his years.

Good ol' Blackbeard survived a beheading and is skilled in necromancy (or at least, he can zombify people). Clever Barbossa had a plan with his poisons, but a plan of success does not always mean success. I wouldn't be surprised if that poisoned slash-and-stab was enough to incapacitate Blackbeard from the fight, but not kill him.

It’s not the years they have left in their current cinrcumstances, it’s “all the years they could have lived, if fate had been kinder” - Tia Dalma

In the movie Angelica explains this to Jack but a lot of people seem to overlook it. Basically the fountain gives person A all the years that person B HAS lived and WOULD have lived in the the ideal circumstances. (as Angelia put it ''You get all the years that person has lived, and would have lived if fate had been kinder.'')

Just wait till you watch the new one...

Dario Carbajal the new one is WAY better than this one. It actually felt like a continuation of the first three movies.

Agreed! I just pretend the 4th didn't exist and this is a continuation of the trilogy. When I went to see it I was a bit aprehensive, but it really was better then the 4th, my expectations were exceeded on this one (thank heavens!!!!)

Tânia Ferreira get ready for another!

Tânia Ferreira Not to mention Jack Sparrow is not a leading character.

Long live Hans Zimmer!

Captain SumTingWong -50 sins for that sweet flamethrowing ship

Well, the movie is set somewhere around 1700. Cadiz Ketucky was founded in 1820 (not sure, maybe later, but not before that year). So, it's a sin.

But the point is it exists to the viewers of the movie, the text isn't for the immersion or for the characters, it's to inform the audience, keeping it clear as they did should not have been sinned, however the sins are not the point of these videos, these aren't reviews, they're comedy.

HostileRaccoon The sin is that they put the info of the place when he *cinemasins* doesn't care for it

Because probably about 60% of the cities in the US are named after somewhere else in the world.

I was half expecting the London bit to be "Not to be confused with London Texas".

Nova Also, the flags flown on top of the Spanish ships are those of modern-day Spain, and not the white background and jagged red “X” of the Spanish Empire, which would have been more appropriate for the film’s time period.

Yeah, this is like putting fat Elvis in a movie about his younger years.

you forget this isnt real life, but they should change the flag

JoeDurobot actually, in that period spanish was the international language, so it's kinda ironic they are portrayed speaking english...

don quijote de bolonia - How is that ironic? And who are you contradicting??

But that's movie making in general. The cast's language is geared towards the general audience the movie is for. If the target audience is people who speak english, then the movie will be in english. Just like no doubtedly the dubbed or subtitled versions will stay consistent to that language. Also hollywood produced movies sometimes add in the appropriate language depending on how long its going to go on for. Most people are ok with a little bit of subtitles but don't want to spend an entire movie reading subtitles.

JoeDurobot if you think that's weird, if you watch the Chinese dub every character is speaking Chinese!

Silvio Rodriguez

Untitled-1 wood barrels aren't pressurized.

They're made to be airtight and watertight, and the alcohol inside releases gasses which creates a difference in pressure from the outside.

Exactly! They should make movies with instead of the 'directors cut' make it the 'cinemasins cut'!

Why would they want to reshoot? That'd cost way too much money and the quality of a movie has very little to do with its success. Especially when it's part of a successful franchise. Really, it'd just be a waste of money.

Young Justice YJ Is Best genious idea!

Red Viper then have them on from pre production! Have them look at the script as well before it is green lit

I'd like that but most people are just too stupid or casual to see the difference, and those who aren't won't likely pay for such movies and just stream or download

Murali Thaya Both are still a better love story than Twilight.

Sadly, none of those comparisons are saying much...

The shit it is. It was a breath of fresh air to have a male and female lead _not_ fall in love with each other. Angelica was a selfish, deceptive, despicable witch who got stranded on an island by her co-star, and that was a relief.

Hard Boiled Entertainment yes because it says he was a notorious pirate killer

He could sent Edward Kenway instead of his sluty daughter.

How was his daughter sluty? She never slept with anyone and she was set to marry Jack the only one she ever kisses.

I guess you missed the part where she slept with Jack while she was in a convent =P

Yep, he was turned into a merman!

AND he was *eaten* by fish-people... Just sayin'.

Drea C 😝

David Earnest They’ll have to fight me too because this movie so lacked the epic ness of the original and they are all too obvious to pair (in a way) because they’re the only young people around ... but I loved theirnstory

But their story didn't end, she gave him the ability to breathe under water and they went to live together.

I didn't think it did end. If u mean BC its not in the other movie then yes

He became a merman.

God Almighty, the Creator was manifest in the flesh. He came into the world to take away the sin of the world. He gave up his own life to save yours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for your redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. This is the Gospel which means the Good News. Those that reject redemption will go to hell. 1 John 1:8-10 KJV If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. [9] If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. [10] If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us. John 1:1-3,10 KJV In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. [2] The same was in the beginning with God. [3] All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. [10] He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. Isaiah 44:6 KJV Thus saith the Lord the King of Israel, and his redeemer the Lord of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God. Revelation 1:17-18 KJV And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: [18] I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: [9] Not of works, lest any man should boast. Acts 4:12 KJV Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. John 5:24 KJV Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

ParanoidBigfoot I like Tom Cruise, but the fact he's infiltrated the Mummy franchise and Brendan Fraser is perfectly able to act in this role, is total bullshit.

Charisma and how many action franchises is this man going to be in?! He already has Mission Impossible and Jack Reacher. But I think they should've given it to someone younger. Michael B. Jordan. Scott Eastwood. Anyone.

Well, it's a reboot of the orginal mummy movie and has nothing to do with the Brendan Fraser movies, wich themselves were reboots of the orginal.

Charisma No, your comment is total bullshit. Universal monsters are fucking legendary, and Brendan is completely unsuited for the dark and spooky films they are trying to resurrect. The only thing he could play in this new Mummy franchise is a high-ranking desk jockey.

I liked the Brendan Fraiser Mummy movies (third one not included). They where campy af but I found them enjoyable.

Where?? Timestamp?

thrillspeak that was two years ago lad

@@thrillspeak2861 3:22 I gotchu fam

Cillian Brouder thats because it is?

Damn That was an harsh experience

Cillian Brouder I don't think people refer it to anything else?

The fourth is this one XD

That’s why he calls it that

Its been 2 years I know yet i need to correct. Its George II.

I think he turned into a murlock

@runninglo112365 Is Nobody here going to say anything about Jack saying I support the missionarys position in a Disney movie I think catering to a more adult audience has gone too far

i thought i would never hear that sound again... even poorly enunciated. ;)

Misery Lit Media What am I even supposed to do with a comment like this?

Smart man

Most women who get implants dont have much choice in the matter? Yeah curse those Cup-Police abducting women and enlarging their breasts non-consensually curse them I say!

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 😂😂😂

Dude should have stuck to musicals

Good one.

Captain Fatbeard, on the deck ! ahoy mates !

Spoken like someone who lives in Florida.

Sometimes I wonder if the fountain of youth turns out to be at Universal Studios

Jareth The Goblin King Probably is. Just nobody noticed.

Mr Not That Famous OOK OOK TriHard

Henri Liimatainen cmonBruh chill yo shit nigga

l_I 4Head ANELE

Mr. Wobbuffet WWWWWWAAAAAABOFET

Bee Movie or Bust

melodramatic dragon aperently I am not the only one who noticed that😂

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OUAT FANS

OUAT fans are the only ones who understand this and that makes me proud 😂

its Disney man this is probably part of pan's backstory

He’s so hot

Another sin for an obvious name: Syrena = Sirene = Mermaid. The writers must have thought this was very clever, but it's lazy.

I know right? lol

my dad is nailbat

WHAT?!!?! LUCKY!!

Captain Jack Sparrow yo there no rum on the fridge this is ok right....

no he is kieth richards

Julius Caesar: it killed the sin counter, and then some.

Same. it is hot 10 months of the year and freezes over like 1 month and the other month is nice weather. Too many old people that come here to die that drive like shit and congest our roads.

@@davidvilchez2209 Sorry, that one month was the time my mom and dad went there on vacation. I know they caused it.

Its keith richards and keith richards is batman

Frostplays 117 he was not Batman

TheMajorBuzzkill can't tell if that is trying to imply that there is very little wrong, or that the entire movie is wrong.

stupid fanboy thinks his fav movie is good and have no sins

I appreciate and support your comment.

Off the top of my head, these are the sins I can come up with. 1. All mutants are either dead or on the run. All of them. Even Magneto, the second-strongest mutant on the planet. 2. Humanity has apparently "cured" the world of the mutant gene. 3. Xavier manages to make it to Mexico despite being considered a "Weapon of Mass Destruction", which I can only assume would put you slightly higher on 'America's most wanted' than the most dangerous criminals to walk the planet. 4. The Timeline. It's been rewritten twice now. We couldn't get a concise answer on what the fuck has happened to cause this calamity if we were shown it year by year. 5.We can engineer the perfect Wolverine to fight for the enemy, but they could only reproduce the effects of him and just him? Not one other mutate was as successful as Wolverine?

Nathaniel Hagan Wolverine dies in the middle of a pine tree forest, stabbed against a fallen trunk that is immediately cut off by Laura, which means he indirectly taught her to be a lumberjack. Is that the most Canadian way to die ever or what? XD

They're already ruined.

True.