Everything Wrong With Planet of the Apes (1968)

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CinemaSins

CinemaSins

6 жыл бұрын

With War for the Planet of the Apes upon us... we decided to go WAY back to the OG Apes movie, the original Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes. And you know what? We had TONS of fun finding these sins. It was truly a pleasure sinning this movie.
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@trollmanable
@trollmanable 5 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times you watch it, the ending still has that, "oh shit!" effect on you. One of the best ever.
@goopah
@goopah 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah, definitely. I know it's coming, but it still gets me every time. Not in a surprised way, but rather in a "Wow, this is still really effective and emotional" kind of way. I still really look forward to it. And they did a really nice job with the use of the matte painting. I will always prefer practical effects like this over CGI.
@mickobrien3156
@mickobrien3156 4 жыл бұрын
Correction: It is the best ever!
@garyh4458
@garyh4458 4 жыл бұрын
Seems stupid to me because they are obviously not on Staten Island.
@MrRezRising
@MrRezRising 4 жыл бұрын
Once you know who wrote the movie, the ending loses a bit of punch. 😉 But only a little...
@aevelynmoose609
@aevelynmoose609 4 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY.
@emperorreign6154
@emperorreign6154 6 жыл бұрын
'It's a mad house! A maaaaad house!' Oh Charlton, you predicted the KZfaq comments beautifully in 1968!
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 3 жыл бұрын
wish he was still around
@williamwingo4740
@williamwingo4740 3 жыл бұрын
11:15 in a later interview, Charlton Heston said they did the "see no evil" bit as a gag and put it in the rough cut to amuse the producer. It was left in for the preview screening and the preview audience absolutely loved it, so they were stuck with it.
@franklinmcmillan3733
@franklinmcmillan3733 Жыл бұрын
To this day I feel robbed: I went to the movie at 13 years old with my friend. While waiting outside the theater door I got impatient and decided to see if the showing before ours was done. I opened the door to peek in and saw the Statue of Liberty. Never got to enjoy the twist ending like everyone else.
@adamdickinson2894
@adamdickinson2894 17 күн бұрын
When I watched endgame someone from an earlier screening opened the door halfway through and shouted 'Iron Man dies' to the whole cinema 😂😂
@jknuttel
@jknuttel 11 күн бұрын
Read the book. It has a much different twist ending.
@Beltheczar
@Beltheczar 10 күн бұрын
I dodged a bullet for the same reason. Someone walked out of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull shouting "there's aliens and it still sucks". I was not angry about that and saved myself $20
@Lordoftheswollen
@Lordoftheswollen 4 жыл бұрын
No sin for them speaking the same English for 2000 years. I can barely read books that are a 100 years old.
@tomtoren4643
@tomtoren4643 4 жыл бұрын
There was a universal translator subplot in one of the deleted scenes. Honest.😂
@fabianstobbe3743
@fabianstobbe3743 4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty scary watching the planet of the apes movies after the random chimp event.
@impCaesarAvg
@impCaesarAvg 4 жыл бұрын
A hundred or two isn't so bad, but 500-year old books are difficult, and 1000-year old books are practically in a foreign language. Two thousand years? Definitely a foreign language, like Latin compared to Spanish.
@differous01
@differous01 4 жыл бұрын
"Hwær cwom mearg? Hwær cwom mago? ... Hu seo þrag gewat, genap under nihthelm, swa heo no wære." [Eardstapa (The Earth-stepper/Wanderer) - 1000yr old ENGLISH poem]
@differous01
@differous01 4 жыл бұрын
@Tech4U ~ A Modern English time-traveller would struggle with Old English. As the poem says; "Where is the horse? Where the young man? .. How those days are gone, lost under darkness, as if they never were."
@celticwolff5429
@celticwolff5429 6 жыл бұрын
Charlton Heston has never gotten the credit he deserves for his Sci-Fi work. Planet of the Apes, Omega Man and Soylent Green are all classics.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
It turns out we just passed 2022, the year _Soylent Green_ was set.
@adjuster57
@adjuster57 3 жыл бұрын
The ending of this movie makes perfect sense when you find out who wrote it. Rod Serling.
@iamliterallyme
@iamliterallyme 3 жыл бұрын
The whole movie looks like a colored episode of The Twilight Zone
@mysteryjunkie9808
@mysteryjunkie9808 3 жыл бұрын
Rod Serling the master of twist endings
@SilverDono
@SilverDono 3 жыл бұрын
ha.. didn't know thank you random comment on the internet
@samclark379
@samclark379 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, the original novel was written by Pierre Boulle (hope I spelled that right). Serling just wrote the screenplay.
@badmonkey2222
@badmonkey2222 3 жыл бұрын
Actually there were four or five endings suggested by different people and they used Charlton Heston's in the movie.
@had_enough_of_woke
@had_enough_of_woke 2 жыл бұрын
I don't care how much you think you're picking this series apart, you'll never ruin one of the best movie series of all time. I have the box set and still watch all back to back from time to time. I was around when each of them came out and I ran to the movie theater to see each one. Were you around in the 60's and 70's to see these first hand?
@JohnCashin
@JohnCashin 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, I completely agree, minus any potential discrepancies (like mentioned in the video) it's the concept ITSELF that makes it so great. I'm in my late 50s, I was too young to remember it in the 60s when it first came out, although I was obviously around per se and I believe my older brother (no longer alive) probably saw it back then, even though I don't think he was a fan of it, I think it went over him, my older brother wasn't a very deep kind of a person if you know what I mean and it went to some deep, dark places that not everyone wants to go but, I can definitely remember it in the 70s and I thought back then and still do that it was a brilliant idea and not hard to believe. Because let's face it, scary though it is to think about (one of those deep dark places that many don't want to go to), it's kind of inevitable that at some point in the distant future, we are going to lose our position, mankind's reign as the dominant species of the earth will come to an end, nothing lasts forever, and another species will be in our place and our nearest cousins, with whom we share a common ancestor with, namely the apes, would obviously be a top candidate for that position. Although there are other species that have the potential too, dolphins, for example, have sufficient levels of intelligence to run the world but they lack the physical bodies that would give them the ability to live on land, so it seems unlikely that they could ever rule the earth in the same way humans do now. Apes are so close to us physically though, they just fall way short when it comes to intelligence, although they are in themselves clever creatures but not enough, however, put a dolphins brain in an ape and watch them take over, and they would leave us, humans, for dead. If apes had the SAME IQ as an average human being, or even nearly the same (like they did in the movies), they could do everything that humans can do and MORE because they are by far physically stronger and greater than any human. Their lack of sufficient mental ability is the only thing that stymies them from taking over......for now. Many thanks.
@thephased1603
@thephased1603 2 жыл бұрын
Yea, and watched Star Trek on original air dates
@Oakshield2
@Oakshield2 2 жыл бұрын
The point of these is not to ruin things. It's just to find ridiculous shit for entertainment.
@atomgroup3179
@atomgroup3179 Жыл бұрын
@@Oakshield2 sure, but the entertainment is cheap
@atomgroup3179
@atomgroup3179 Жыл бұрын
Even with “outdated” stuffs, the movie is far more meaningful than all the videos this stupid channel has ever done. The movie can be so good at some point that making fun of it no longer is funny, but annoying
@Dermot2927
@Dermot2927 4 жыл бұрын
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" I wonder if they realised at the time that this would become as iconic a line as "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" or "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas any more!"
@brianfischer149
@brianfischer149 2 жыл бұрын
How about " What we've got here is a failure to communicate " !
@wayneveck4593
@wayneveck4593 2 жыл бұрын
I say that sort of thing all the time
@derek7521
@derek7521 Жыл бұрын
Or "I'll be back "
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
I remember a radio ad using all Charlton Heston quotes to sell something, with him being at Woodstock and some shirtless guy grabbing him. "Take you stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Finally there's a problem with the green acid people are taking: "[Soylent] Green is people!" I don't remember the rest.
@charles2703
@charles2703 10 күн бұрын
It’s bizarre how many iconic lines and scenes this movie produced.
@lonestar6709
@lonestar6709 4 жыл бұрын
_"Damn you all to Hell!"_ Still the greatest reveal in cinema history. _"I am your Father"_ was good, but this was better.
@alanrowley9540
@alanrowley9540 3 жыл бұрын
I am you father? ffs
@iamliterallyme
@iamliterallyme 3 жыл бұрын
The "I am your father" plot twist was better. It was obvious from the scenary to the creatures that "It was Earth all along". But that doesn't mean the "I am your father" plot twist was totally unpredictable. The whole franchise was built upon that twist. The themes of family in Return of the Jedi were because of that single twist. Plus, imagine if a person you idolized suddendly said "btw Hitler's my dad".
@TMK411
@TMK411 3 жыл бұрын
Debatable
@dchenkin02
@dchenkin02 3 жыл бұрын
Except the audience knew Taylor could talk the whole movie; Darth Vader was not revealed to the audience before he told Luke.
@lewiskazinsky7334
@lewiskazinsky7334 3 жыл бұрын
I really disagree. Even without the years of pop culture references, it’s not the hardest twist to figure out. The reveal just confirms what a lot of viewers had already figured out.
@bullseyecanada
@bullseyecanada 3 жыл бұрын
The backgrounds weren't fake during the shore scene. It was a beach-head at Lake Powell, Utah.
@royalpain9281
@royalpain9281 3 жыл бұрын
Wait it was filmed IN Utah?! Sweet I am in a state where it was filmed!
@bullseyecanada
@bullseyecanada 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@4kc2
@4kc2 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it looks like Utah
@JOECANDELA22
@JOECANDELA22 2 жыл бұрын
The beach scene with the Statue of Liberty was filmed in Zuma Beach California (I believe it's called "Point Dumas"). As a matter of fact that beach is located very nearby the Fox Ranch (today its know as Malibu Canyon State Park and open to the public) where the Ape City set was. The opening scenes when Taylor and the others land in the lake was filmed at Lake Powell in Utah.
@bullseyecanada
@bullseyecanada 2 жыл бұрын
@@JOECANDELA22 We're talking about the landing scene at the top of the movie where the ship crashed.
@trustedsource2617
@trustedsource2617 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, this movie is without sin; still one of my favorite movies.
@jenaheys1531
@jenaheys1531 6 ай бұрын
When you ignore the fact that they should know they are on earth from the very first moment
@trustedsource2617
@trustedsource2617 6 ай бұрын
@@jenaheys1531 Let's start with the fact that it's a fictional movie... Also, without seeing the moon, they would have no reason to believe they were on Earth. The film is brilliant since it imagines a future that has, in many ways, regressed but, in some ways, is wiser due to the humans blowing themselves up. Given the path humans are on now, it seems plausible that we could be replaced by a more primitive but less violent species. Or at least replaced by a species incapable of blowing up the planet. Get it?
@dpowerful1
@dpowerful1 6 жыл бұрын
The horse shoe shape is the correct shape for brain surgery, the skin is cut into the horse shoe shape then folded back to give access to the skull
@Light-Rock97
@Light-Rock97 6 жыл бұрын
dpowerful1 It's just like those female wallet thingies that clip together. Easy to close. Optimal shape.
@YMuto2500
@YMuto2500 6 жыл бұрын
change purses?
@foxxygearreviews7754
@foxxygearreviews7754 6 жыл бұрын
dpowerful1 NERRRRD! Just kidding.
@adrian72300
@adrian72300 6 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins should've been sinned for not knowing the lobotomy scar...he sounded real ignorant right there
@Xionaga
@Xionaga 6 жыл бұрын
speaking as someone who has one yes they do that for brain surgery
@princeofcupspoc9073
@princeofcupspoc9073 4 жыл бұрын
The original story had the apes in a fully industrialized society. They made it "caveman" due to the budget. So I like to assume that this is more of an out-land village, and there are cities out there somewhere.
@snowblind9065
@snowblind9065 4 жыл бұрын
you are correct about 65 to 70 of the budget went to the ground breaking make up...fox hired every available make up artist in holllywood to work on this production.This was the first time rubber foam appliances were used the ape hair was real human hair from Korea and were the teeth..i read about this in a TV guide when this movie made its first TV premier.
@starwarsrebel2006
@starwarsrebel2006 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, there was a Saturday morning cartoon back in 1975 called, "Return to the Planet of the Apes," where they apes lived in a fully industrialized society. I believe you can watch some of the episodes on KZfaq.
@superdog3350
@superdog3350 2 жыл бұрын
Well said, and well researched. 'THIS' version of the original book was a temperate version intended to satiate movie audiences of-the-day on a budget-conscious story line to pack audiences into theatres. It worked well and provided a foundation for the next four installments.
@kesslerine
@kesslerine 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I hate the original series never explored beyond the forbidden zone. I would have liked to seen potential other ape colonies.
@MrBlueSkyof1607
@MrBlueSkyof1607 2 жыл бұрын
Originally, co-writer Rod Serling (Yes, of The Twilight Zone,) pitched this version to 20th Fox in about 66. Executives realized putting suits and ties on the apes would be too costly. Not wanting to waste money, Fox hired the other writer (I forgot his name, I’ll edit it when I find out,) to write them as what I call ‘getting there’, because I’m possible when the apes took over, they simply started over, so this could be their version of the 1300-1800s or whatever century you would see that clothing in.
@PeterAckarey
@PeterAckarey 3 жыл бұрын
"Is it going to be difficult for them to get out of the net?" "No, it'll be Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience!"
@jeremy28135
@jeremy28135 3 жыл бұрын
Still, to this day, a God Damned Masterpiece
@kurtisdeakin
@kurtisdeakin 6 жыл бұрын
Cutting the corn? They were beating the grass driving the humans towards the nets, an old hunters trick. Love you cinemasins but you really stretch sometimes.
@chadcastagana9181
@chadcastagana9181 6 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Deakin Yes they do!
@G0Chiefs
@G0Chiefs 6 жыл бұрын
Its click bait but GOOD click bait.
@discopete117
@discopete117 6 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins don't strike me as the type to go hunting through the brush for sustenance for their Paleolithic tribe. Just a hunch, though.
@SmileyLifeLove
@SmileyLifeLove 6 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Deakin I really don't feel this is common knowledge, but all right.
@johnsonjameson2268
@johnsonjameson2268 6 жыл бұрын
Maggie G you never heard the phrase "beat the bushes"? Same thing.
@mindyabusness5253
@mindyabusness5253 5 жыл бұрын
Two sins off. The Apes are not cutting down the corn, they are beating it to flush any hiding humans. It's an old hunting technique. The "crutch" was a broom
@easybakeovens309
@easybakeovens309 5 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins are retarded. They simply say that it's a joke and they get off free.
@JosephBallin320
@JosephBallin320 5 жыл бұрын
"Imma beat your ass with a broom"
@TheQbuss
@TheQbuss 5 жыл бұрын
​@@easybakeovens309 These videos are not to be taken too seriously, relax.
@mrvulture8981
@mrvulture8981 4 жыл бұрын
@@easybakeovens309 You do realize these vids are not serious
@glenbray1609
@glenbray1609 4 жыл бұрын
What's with the GD word????
@TheKrensada
@TheKrensada 2 жыл бұрын
I was lucky to have seen this movie when I was young, and I saw it without knowing anything about it. That ending actually got me.
@darylb.moretocome6386
@darylb.moretocome6386 Жыл бұрын
You cant possibly lose if Charlton Heston is the lead,,gimme a break,,friggn Moses was in your movie. He gave everything I ever saw with him in it 1000%,,a real legend.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
I got the VHS for _El Cid_ which says on the box "The role he was born to play."
@MrMZaccone
@MrMZaccone 5 жыл бұрын
No. He didn't "wake up" from cryosleep. He was just the last one to go INTO cryosleep having "tucked in" everyone else and set the ship for its long journey.What he's recording is a log entry, not a radio transmission, so the "everyone listening is dead" still applies.
@josephgaviota
@josephgaviota 5 жыл бұрын
@edmond Daentez is exactly correct.
@stardude2006
@stardude2006 5 жыл бұрын
Edmond Dantez Agreed 👍🏼
@richardgates7479
@richardgates7479 5 жыл бұрын
In the book it was someone who was reading those logs. I don't remember how those logs were acquired.
@Njbear7453
@Njbear7453 4 жыл бұрын
They also showed the credits BEFORE they happen, the first shot of the film is taylor making the log entry THEN going into cryosleep and the opening credits roll
@HC-cb4yp
@HC-cb4yp Жыл бұрын
And yet ANSA launches another ship to find out what happened to this one only a few months later in 1972 as per the second film!
@Swell_Character
@Swell_Character 6 жыл бұрын
2:46 If I didn't know better, I'd say that fellow was a villain. He's got that ending-where-the-bad-guy-wins laugh. hahaha
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 6 жыл бұрын
Swell Character what was he laughing at? the flag??
@stanleynickjedrzejczyk4533
@stanleynickjedrzejczyk4533 6 жыл бұрын
Danielle Vaughn Taylor was rather fatalistic and negative about human nature and existence and was laughing at the futility of Landon's planting the American flag on a planet 4.6 light years distant and 2000 years in the future.
@hamptonwashington2443
@hamptonwashington2443 3 жыл бұрын
When your seeing this in a theater at 7 years, you neither see nor care about the flaws in this movie. It totally blew my my young mind.
@musicman8270
@musicman8270 3 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie when I was twelve, a friend and I got in when a good samaritan vouched for us, said he was our uncle. Never saw anything like this movie.It sparked a lifelong love of film. At the time it was really groundbreaking. To a twelve year kid it was quite an experience
@hd4ms
@hd4ms 5 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie when it first came out. It is still one of my all time favorite movies.
@agriperma
@agriperma 5 жыл бұрын
I watched this and 2001 Space Odyssey with my Family at the drive in when I was a kid, 68/69 was a great period for movies. from Bullit, Rosemary's baby, Once upon a time in the west. Hang them high, easy rider, Midnight Cowboy, and so on. good times for cinema
@jeniwatkins3297
@jeniwatkins3297 5 жыл бұрын
Same here. One of my all time faves!! I've watched it more times than i can count and will m any more before i die
@funkyalfonso
@funkyalfonso 2 жыл бұрын
Gorlox Me too. Infact the publicity told us what was going to happen but it didn't matter as it was still shocking to see it in the film when it came out.
@fauxgt
@fauxgt 6 жыл бұрын
wait, no "Dr Zaius"-song from the Simpsons?
@jazzew
@jazzew 6 жыл бұрын
I was looking for that, too! ;_;
@2sippycups
@2sippycups 6 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
@NCMonefaith
@NCMonefaith 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Vogt I was really hoping for it
@Alex_Dul
@Alex_Dul 6 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@bobstreet3
@bobstreet3 6 жыл бұрын
This is what I was waiting for!
@HeadacheMachine
@HeadacheMachine 2 жыл бұрын
I am old enough to have seen it in the theater when I was a kid and it blew my mind. Much later I read the Pierre Boulle's book "La planète des singes "on which the movie is losely based and it is vastly different from the movie.
@MrOctober44
@MrOctober44 Жыл бұрын
The only sin is you claiming that there's anything wrong with this movie. Utter classic
@frankpaul3479
@frankpaul3479 9 ай бұрын
agree 44, this is one of the best science fiction movies ever, with an ending that rocks me still to this day. incredible. but this guy does a very funny job all the same, and i loved it. peace and love to you all, xxxxxx
@sasuxsakufan38
@sasuxsakufan38 6 жыл бұрын
No sin for that human girl having shaved legs and under arms while wearing a perfectly contoured and highlighted face in a society where humans aren't meant to even know how to speak?
@mjbull5156
@mjbull5156 6 жыл бұрын
Nova is in no way a sin!
@eh7178
@eh7178 6 жыл бұрын
First Name way to bring in feminism on a movie from '68 👍
@huntermcintosh8173
@huntermcintosh8173 6 жыл бұрын
No it's bringing up a point on where did she get the makeup or have time/need to shave her legs when being chased by apes
@doejhonny
@doejhonny 6 жыл бұрын
Her legs are just naturally hairless and the "make up" is just sweat and the worlds prettiest face. Convenient isn't it?
@muznick
@muznick 6 жыл бұрын
It was 1968, so she probably had a jungle going on down under. Minus 10 sins for being smoking hot.
@DirkDjently
@DirkDjently 6 жыл бұрын
sins video of original planet of the apes movie does not contain a Simpson's Troy McClure reference in the end scenes: *ding*
@FarmingtonS9
@FarmingtonS9 6 жыл бұрын
Madagascar as well. Plus, being a bit picky as well, but McClure references POTA, not the other way around.
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 6 жыл бұрын
i love you, dr zaius!
@wikeni9096
@wikeni9096 6 жыл бұрын
Or even Homer screaming "Wait a minute - that was our planet! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU MANIACS!"
@senrabnaneek
@senrabnaneek 6 жыл бұрын
dr zaius dr zaius, dr zaius dr zaius, dr zaius dr zaius, oooh dr zaius
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 6 жыл бұрын
he can talk! I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIING!
@theaussiebackflipboy
@theaussiebackflipboy 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this movie sometime in the 70s on TV (most likely after 1975 when we got colour TV in Australia) and was absolutely gobsmacked by it. The plot-holes to be stepped around came later when I was old enough to recognise them. The final reveal though was awesome but in hindsight, all the signs it was Earth all along were dotted throughout the movie and you just had to be savvy enough to see them. I, being a small child at the time, was oblivious and just enjoyed a great movie.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
The Lincoln Memorial was derivative in that _Apes_ movie, but what was the point? Probably after 1000 years, only the pyramids would be recognizable. Everything else would be overgrown rubble.
@iFUCKINGp
@iFUCKINGp 11 ай бұрын
Where is part 2 - 5 ?
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 6 жыл бұрын
Do Everything Wrong With Eragon. One of the worst book adaptations ever! You'll love tearing it apart.
@Pookeroni
@Pookeroni 6 жыл бұрын
bladersmosh I'd also love to see that made
@000ZeroDelta
@000ZeroDelta 6 жыл бұрын
God that movie... committed suicide AND killed any potential sequels in the first 20 minutes
@WeefyGaming
@WeefyGaming 6 жыл бұрын
That's the only movie I have ever walked out on......
@cavepilled
@cavepilled 6 жыл бұрын
one of the worst books*
@TheNinjaMaster4
@TheNinjaMaster4 6 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins doesn't take the book into account when sinning a movie. If he did, every book adaptation would have a few hundred sins. Eragon, as a movie without considering the books, wasn't actually all that bad of a movie. It's just unfortunate enough to suffer from Percy Jackson syndrome, where everyone has read the book, and the movie is so different from the book that you could change the name of the movie and the characters and it would bear no similarity to the book whatsoever, which is something nobody likes.
@roquefortfiles
@roquefortfiles 4 жыл бұрын
Total classic film. Great story. Great music. Always enjoy watching it. The sense of journey is fabulous.
@kennethmarshall306
@kennethmarshall306 Жыл бұрын
That film is the perfect example of where a willing suspension of disbelief is justified
@jameshiggins.openworld
@jameshiggins.openworld 2 жыл бұрын
I don't care how much you think you're picking this series apart, you'll never ruin one of the best movie series of all time
@chriscarnicelli7714
@chriscarnicelli7714 6 жыл бұрын
At 6:02, the Apes are NOT 'cutting down the corn", they are are obviously whacking the corn stalks to flush out the hiding humans like wild animals or birds.
@hoppinonabronzeleg9477
@hoppinonabronzeleg9477 6 жыл бұрын
That's not corn it's Maize! Corn is a cereal like wheat. Corn is yellow waxy knobbles full of Sorbitol
@chriscarnicelli7714
@chriscarnicelli7714 6 жыл бұрын
LOL!! You're right! What was I thinking!!??
@rick_terscale1111
@rick_terscale1111 5 жыл бұрын
No they're not the same. You eat the CORN and aliens make crop circles that look like MAIZEs. Amaiseing I know.
@mikegrossberg8624
@mikegrossberg8624 5 жыл бұрын
MAIZE is the ANCESTOR of "corn". What we call corn has been engineered over the centuries to give greater yields and resist diseases like corn blight. Modern people would probably have found true maize rather unappetizing. The stuff called "indian corn", that you often see as Thanksgiving DECORATIONS is closer to maize
@perfectstrangers4031
@perfectstrangers4031 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Grossberg Indian corn looks like Jonny Depp's teeth more than maize
@soulassassin0g
@soulassassin0g 4 жыл бұрын
He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! I CAN SIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!
@baaldiablo8459
@baaldiablo8459 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Stone and Trey Parker should make Planet of The Apes The Musical
@RogueT-Rex8468
@RogueT-Rex8468 4 жыл бұрын
soulassassin0g *I CAN FIGHT*
@gillonk
@gillonk 4 жыл бұрын
if this is a reference to the simpsons episode, you have made my day
@wimbledan
@wimbledan 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Zaius Dr Zaius. Ohh Dr Zaius
@dr.suttlesofoakland8953
@dr.suttlesofoakland8953 4 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@zynjams
@zynjams 3 жыл бұрын
i always wondered how they got from the grand canyon to NY by walking with 3 days rations
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
No, the Statue of Liberty must have been moved to California before civilization fell. I think the show _Life After People_ said the arm would fall off and the collapsed statue would be underwater.
@davea1771
@davea1771 26 күн бұрын
Plate tectonics. After a couple thousand years NY and AZ could be right next to each other.
@davido3026
@davido3026 10 күн бұрын
Atomic bomb magic!!!
@aljawad
@aljawad 3 жыл бұрын
In the decades I’ve been watching the film, I’ve often wondered why they were no night scenes revealing the night sky to the astronauts, the Moon and the constellations would’ve made them realize they were indeed on Earth. All cloudy nights and perfectly clear days simply don’t make any sense.
@sandal_thong8631
@sandal_thong8631 3 ай бұрын
Maybe they were in the U.K.?
@Mikanojo
@Mikanojo 5 жыл бұрын
They were NOT cutting down all of the corn... they were bush beating.. or in this situation corn beating, to drive the humans toward the waiting nets.
@ffjsb
@ffjsb 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@rossifan7347
@rossifan7347 4 жыл бұрын
Would have loved getting tangled in those nets.
@puppetguy64
@puppetguy64 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god I'm not the only man watching this that wasn't raised on soymilk. I'm concerned for future generations when a majority of people dont understand how to gather their own food, of course, in a post apocalyptic world I'll be a warlord.
@ntigdona7487
@ntigdona7487 4 жыл бұрын
point is, they are doing it too slowly to ba able to catch up to the humans!
@sd906238
@sd906238 4 жыл бұрын
A coworker of mine lived in Page AZ when the movie was filmed. He said he went to the area where the movie was filmed. The movie crew left the scare crows so he set the scare crows on fire. He almost had a heart attack when I told him that he should of saved the scare crows because they would be worth a fortune now.
@scottgilesmusic
@scottgilesmusic 4 жыл бұрын
He set them on fire? What an asshole.
@chuckfriebe843
@chuckfriebe843 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Scott Giles exactly what I thought. Fucking juvenile delinquent.
@GentlemanAmerican
@GentlemanAmerican 4 жыл бұрын
Burning the scarecrows was stupid, but I think even the movie producers didn't imagine it would become such an iconic blockbuster film.
@ProfessaDreMarley
@ProfessaDreMarley 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Quimby actually movie crews leave shit all the time. I live in New Orleans and they shot a movie at 6 flags and left everything they built to make the park look active
@westmcgee9320
@westmcgee9320 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Quimby , left-over movie sh!t expert.
@MegaJohnf1
@MegaJohnf1 3 жыл бұрын
Charlton Heston, in his autobiography discussed the issue of how the producers and director grappled with the issue of the apes speaking perfectly fluent English. According to Heston, they simply decided to leave it alone and wing it.
@badge315
@badge315 3 жыл бұрын
You know what kind of ammunition feeding devices the apes' rifles use? Banana clips.
@rickjohnson9558
@rickjohnson9558 4 жыл бұрын
What happened to the moon, and did the Astronauts never once look into the night sky and see the Big Dipper or Orion's Belt? Worst Astronauts ever.
@conrad4667
@conrad4667 4 жыл бұрын
Rick Johnson Thank you, I thought I was the only one to notice, what I though to be the strongest movie spoiler, that astronauts who memorize constellations did not notice the same ones in their “new” night sky.
@Coregame3
@Coregame3 4 жыл бұрын
@@conrad4667 stars near ours see similar constellations
@stvdagger8074
@stvdagger8074 4 жыл бұрын
There was a line when they were crossing the desert that the nights were overcast. Rather curious as the daytime skies were very clear.
@DNulrammah
@DNulrammah 4 жыл бұрын
Good point about the Moon. Remember the pilot for "Space: 1999" ? The Moon being launched out of orbit had serious affects on the planet. It is possible that they did NOT recognize the stars because their positions had changed over 2000 years. Actually, THAT would of been a nice touch if they would of had a scene where Cornelius and Zira had mentioned the names of some of the stars and constellations.
@claudecall
@claudecall 3 жыл бұрын
It could simply have been a New Moon (not visible that night), and it's been a couple of thousand years. The stars may have shifted enough to make the constellations only familiar-ish.
@RevEwwEr
@RevEwwEr 6 жыл бұрын
You left off the big one: Charlton Heston would have easily seen that it's the Statue of Liberty on the beach from way further back, but he waited until he got closer to get all dramatic about it. **DING**
@jaydspace
@jaydspace 6 жыл бұрын
also how did the statue of liberty end up near the grand canyon-ish
@jaydspace
@jaydspace 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@adrian72300
@adrian72300 6 жыл бұрын
The end reveal is movie legend,but the problem in "real life" is now we know its NY and no buildings left? when we have buildings from 4k yrs ago in Egypt lol *DING*
@DarthGTB
@DarthGTB 6 жыл бұрын
Adrian, stone versus steel? DING for you. Stone lasts longer
@trickq5883
@trickq5883 6 жыл бұрын
There are no buildings left because people blew the planet up. It's a badass ending, but I'm curious how the Statue of Liberty is still standing upright even after a bomb destroyed everything.
@aceidscemical
@aceidscemical 3 жыл бұрын
"Keeping us from seeing Charlton's Heston." - Cinemasins 2017
@narimandubash8869
@narimandubash8869 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but in my opinion, and by the look of it, many others, Planet of the Apes remains a classic. I will never forget the moment in the cinema, in 1968, when the Apes first emerge out of the corn crop. That was such a brilliant reveal but the end of the film has to be one of the greatest ever. Sheer brilliance and it still stands up today, in spite of the anomalies.
@coralineparmentierpianist
@coralineparmentierpianist 6 жыл бұрын
That laugh at 2:45 and when Jeremy is laughing back I LOST IT
@aramisaac4292
@aramisaac4292 6 жыл бұрын
yup
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 6 жыл бұрын
Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace what was Charlton Heston laughing about??
@coralineparmentierpianist
@coralineparmentierpianist 6 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I want to know XD
@kevincrowe1872
@kevincrowe1872 5 жыл бұрын
Seen this movie dozens of times,a true classic..
@shanegodman1251
@shanegodman1251 3 жыл бұрын
Charlton Heston is a legend
@rickyj5547
@rickyj5547 2 жыл бұрын
He was john Charles Carter in real life.
@Mr17051963
@Mr17051963 2 жыл бұрын
There’s NOTHING wrong with this masterpiece!
@Mr17051963
@Mr17051963 Жыл бұрын
@Anjali 😂😂😂
@malcolmgage9031
@malcolmgage9031 4 жыл бұрын
Little known fact, the twist scene at the end where Heston see the Statue of Liberty and realizes he's back on Earth, was written by Rod Serling.
@paulhagger3895
@paulhagger3895 4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Serling.
@mickobrien3156
@mickobrien3156 4 жыл бұрын
Makes sense... he was a genius. And he was famous for HOLY SHIT reveals with the Twilight Zone, so... yeah that makes total sense.
@MrGlenspace
@MrGlenspace 4 жыл бұрын
He actually wrote the original screenplay adaption. Then dropped out when new writer brought in for rewrite.
@MrRezRising
@MrRezRising 4 жыл бұрын
@@mickobrien3156 Richard Matheson was the better TZ writer, not as ham handed as Serling, and stylistically they both ripped off Chekov.
@MrGlenspace
@MrGlenspace 4 жыл бұрын
Matheson and Serling were genius writers. Planet of the apes was taken from the book but written story was humans crash on another world. All the twilight zone writers were fantastic. That is why the show hold up over half a century later. Serling also did night gallery later on and undersea documentary’s for. Cousteau. His early work was requiem for a heavyweight and playhouse 90. He and paddy Chayefsky wrote teleplays. Side note, my cousin went to school with rod and his brother from K- 12. She was good friends with them both. Too bad rod was a heavy smoker and stress if tv censors drove him crazy. That is why after every season he returned to upstate NY to relax and teach. I believe Ithaca college school of communications is named after him. He is buried in Binghamton and NY METS AA farm team two years ago had a Rod Serling twilight zone day.. Richard matheson wrote “ I am legend” at 19 while living in NYC. He wished someone would make an actual adaptation of that book as written.
@americancitizen748
@americancitizen748 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this film as a kid. And it's still pretty good. More entertaining than most films made in the last 50 years.
@badmonkey2222
@badmonkey2222 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best movies EVER made.
@bowens9763
@bowens9763 Жыл бұрын
Lol its more entertaining than mcu films. Especially overrated actors in it
@NuncNuncNuncNunc
@NuncNuncNuncNunc 2 жыл бұрын
@13:28 Nova seems eager to go.
@agalah408
@agalah408 3 жыл бұрын
Good point about him stealing that pen. They should have pried it out of his cold, dead hands.
@josephgaviota
@josephgaviota 3 жыл бұрын
ISWYDT ;-)
@theking-nz1ut
@theking-nz1ut 5 жыл бұрын
This is a classic movie. I saw all 5 movies at my local cinema when I was a kid.
@johnkrausse3779
@johnkrausse3779 4 жыл бұрын
At least it had a STORY LINE That's more then can be said for ALOT of today's SO called blockbuster movies.
@gabeevans3172
@gabeevans3172 4 жыл бұрын
You must be new here...
@auntymoo8372
@auntymoo8372 4 жыл бұрын
Even with their pathetic stuff ups, I still like watching it. My favourite part in these movies, the part when he finds the statue of liberty.
@bubbalong7646
@bubbalong7646 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah all they got is sex and violence and nobody likes that.
@bubbalong7646
@bubbalong7646 4 жыл бұрын
@@auntymoo8372 Yeah he acts holier than thou and goes ape when he sees that statue a hurricane knocked down.
@mr.yusgamer8311
@mr.yusgamer8311 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbalong7646 not true
@rosskardon7195
@rosskardon7195 Жыл бұрын
When I was 12 years old in 1968 and I saw the first Planet of the Apes movie, I wondered what would those apes be singing if Planet of the Apes was a musical?
@elizabethbarringer2791
@elizabethbarringer2791 Жыл бұрын
I was only 8 years old when this movie came out but I remember seeing it at the Saturday matinee for 50 cents And recently watched this movie on KZfaq by request for free I've always loved the planet of the apes. And love Charleston Heston. Found the contemplation fun and hilarious thank you for downloading and sharing. Although I have never cared for beneath the planet of the apes but was considering watching it again. Just for fun because so many years have gone by
@frankpaul3479
@frankpaul3479 9 ай бұрын
hi. would be curious to know if you got any further with watching 'beneath' again? the following four progressed too rapidly into absurdity, imo. still loved them and watched them several times though as this first one captivated me like no other science fiction movie had, or has, done so i couldn't not watch them, and i enjoyed them all to a point. the story lines continued very well and quite plausibly, just soooooo badly produced silly things like roddy mcdowall looking identical as first cornelius and then caeser? why? and then as galen too in the tv series, but that's another topic for another time perhaps, lol ... for me, as is nearly always the case, movies should just not have sequels as they just capitilise on the corporate greed of the movie film company. rarely do they add anything good to a story, just repeat the formula and very little else. but i loved this guys take on the sins of the movie anyways, and got quite a chuckle out of it too. love and peace to you and all, xxxxxxx
@michaelschmid8138
@michaelschmid8138 5 жыл бұрын
1968 I was 10 years old when I saw this movie with my Dad ( Bronx New York ) , I thought that it was an awesome movie ! 😀
@cozycool3505
@cozycool3505 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Schmid - yes me too and I thought it was a Great movie = plot/actors/cinematography /film quality !
@ronschlorff7089
@ronschlorff7089 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Schmid so cool that it was set in your home town, 3,000 years later!!
@shananagans5
@shananagans5 5 жыл бұрын
I agree. I first saw it in the early 70's & I loved it, I was immediately fascinated with everything about it. My father was an Air Force engineer/physicis at the time. I started asking him all kinds of questions about how earth could age without them getting old. I am sure I asked all kinds of questions but I recall being fascinated that time isn't a constant. lol I was probably the only 3rd grader on the planet trying to understand spacetime. No doubt, I didn't really understand but it sparked my interest in science. I also liked the TV series that ran in 74 or 75ish. I don't think it ran very long but we watched it. I also recall some late night reruns in the 80's. Anyways, awesome movie, I grew up with Apes, I still watch it every few years.
@josephgaviota
@josephgaviota 5 жыл бұрын
Double up-vote for @michael schmid !! My dad took me (and my brother) to see this in the theater too!
@josephgaviota
@josephgaviota 5 жыл бұрын
@Frank Winkhorst Wow, all the negativity; must be a man of the left-you guys are always so unhappy-it's a real glass-half-empty mentality. @michael Schmidt is trying to tell us about a happy memory as a kid with his dad, and you jump on his punctuation-style, and his _possible_ support (we don't know) for the current president? Does it ever occur to you lefties that we on the right hated all 8 years of Obummer? We just didn't act out like your side does.
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 6 жыл бұрын
I "sin" shows, movies and people all the time now. I'm on the bus like "teen mom yelling at her deadbeat baby daddy on the phone cliche".
@thegreatbutterfly
@thegreatbutterfly 6 жыл бұрын
I can't even watch old episodes of _Batman: The Animated Series_ anymore without counting up the sins as I go along.
@daniellevaughn4598
@daniellevaughn4598 6 жыл бұрын
thegreatbutterfly I'm worried I'll start Honest Trailering life soon 😂😂😂
@Ishie1013
@Ishie1013 6 жыл бұрын
Yup. It's fun with the Russian dash cams. "He survives this. Ding!"
@RafaelHEscobar
@RafaelHEscobar 6 жыл бұрын
"Ding".
@BronzeAgeBryon
@BronzeAgeBryon 3 жыл бұрын
Another epic video dude. So much to love, so much to laugh at also. I used to love WPTT-TV in Pittsburgh when they did Apes marathons would set the previews to Ray Steven's Guitarzan song and a supercut of the movies.
@wilobrien9731
@wilobrien9731 Жыл бұрын
I just found this video. Excellent (and funny) overview of the Planet of the Apes. Your comment at 13:27 is just about the funniest thing I've ever heard on KZfaq!
@TCR111311
@TCR111311 6 жыл бұрын
that horseshoe surgery incision is correct, my Aunt had a brain tumor removed and that is what it looked like post op.
@davidgreen5099
@davidgreen5099 6 жыл бұрын
David Hecht brain cowering. Hahahaha!
@crosbymoody3535
@crosbymoody3535 4 жыл бұрын
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil, is an iconic scene
@mba2ceo
@mba2ceo 3 жыл бұрын
scene was TOO comical to me ... but it fits
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 3 жыл бұрын
The "see no evil" shot was the actors playing around between takes and they decided to put it in the finished film.
@watteau6646
@watteau6646 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha I just saw this about 3 weeks ago, after not seeing it for decades. It's not bad! Thanks for putting this hilarious critique together! One quibble: There is absolutely nothing wrong with expositional arguing or expositional dialog! Many movies today are too lazy to even tell you what is basically happening, and the director/writer thinks it's "mysterious". I once watched about 45 minutes of a movie before I knew the 2 main characters were sisters, and that was not even an important plot point to conceal! Good writers know how to interweave important exposition into the dialog, so you are not guessing as to basic stuff.
@LittleMAC78
@LittleMAC78 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm... 2:35 "If there's no life here we've got just 72 hours to find it" isn't a sin. When they say 'here', they mean the area that they're in, not the planet which they haven't explored yet so couldn't possibly know for sure so they are going to look for life elsewhere on the land they've found, within 72 hours.
@reggie18b
@reggie18b 4 жыл бұрын
You're right. It would have been clearer if they had added the word 'elsewhere' to the end of the sentence, but then they couldn't have imagined that one day pedants would pull the film apart over the most miniscule aspects of grammar and plot. I just hope the people who make these videos never go to the theatre. Having someone shout 'that's not a real building, someone's just painted a picture!' would really ruin it for everyone else.
@tomdrummer2358
@tomdrummer2358 2 жыл бұрын
Then the inflection is a sin.
@markg7030
@markg7030 5 жыл бұрын
I don't care what you say! This is one of the best movies ever.
@dx1450
@dx1450 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still absolutely pissed off at the crappy remake they made a few years back with Mark Wahlberg.
@ooruiz21n
@ooruiz21n 5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@commentfreely5443
@commentfreely5443 5 жыл бұрын
only funny thing the guy said was 'all my life i dreaded you coming' 'that's what my girlfriend said regarding sex'
@redgriffin3923
@redgriffin3923 5 жыл бұрын
I concur
@redgriffin3923
@redgriffin3923 5 жыл бұрын
@@dx1450 wasn't that just the pits
@maryriehm4752
@maryriehm4752 Жыл бұрын
The moral of this movie. Is. Life and our planet should not be taken for granted
@PsychoThirteen
@PsychoThirteen 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow I ended up here shortly after watching an SNL "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" skit, and the use of the audio had me busting a gut!!
@brie3679
@brie3679 4 жыл бұрын
11:00 that shape is actually very common in brain surgery, craniotomy, etc. gonna have to give cinema sins a sin here.
@bentrod3405
@bentrod3405 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. My brother has a horseshoe shaped scar on his head under his hair from a brain surgery he had when he was a kid. Its almost impossible to see but you can still feel it.
@brie3679
@brie3679 4 жыл бұрын
southernstyleman Yeah, my cousin has one. Ans if you look up brain surgery scar, many of the top results include horseshoe shaped scars. As much research as cinema sins does, I, surprised they let that detail slip up. It's a VERY common shape. Hope your brother is doing well.
@Belzediel
@Belzediel 4 жыл бұрын
@@brie3679 I think you over-estimate the amount of research CS do. P{retty sure by now it's whatever comes to their mind when they're watching a movie with beers, and then their errors are handwaved away by 'it's just comedy'. Which is, you know, fair, but it's annoying when they flat out state things that should be so should not be so when you know they totes be so. They have demonstrated repeatedly, for example, that they actually know so little about technology esp. firearms that their channel is a net drain on the quantity of knowledge in the universe.
@ProfessaDreMarley
@ProfessaDreMarley 4 жыл бұрын
Admiral Belzediel they will continue their format just to piss ppl off like you and I’m here for it tbh. It’s a joke jeez, not like this is affecting the overall review of the movie 🙄
@sistershook5719
@sistershook5719 3 жыл бұрын
Oop
@jonesy2111
@jonesy2111 5 жыл бұрын
Actually this is the beat 'planet of the apes' movie still and none of the others especially the most recent CGI crap ones even compare. It's pretty deep stuff and a classic
@rickaxemeow8095
@rickaxemeow8095 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "Its a wonderful life" bit at the end!
@tgsiii2179
@tgsiii2179 2 жыл бұрын
To those who weren't there.....remember, this was made at the height of the Civil Rights era......it was taken by audiences as one great metaphor about human behavior and prejudices. YES....it's pretty corny now, low budget and simplistic, but it was significant at the time. The ending was taken as a warning to society still concerned about mutual mass destruction by the Earth's super powers. As flawed as this film is, the over all message still applies.
@davebrakefield161
@davebrakefield161 5 жыл бұрын
1968 is a better version than over produced new versions.
@MiyukiSawada240
@MiyukiSawada240 5 жыл бұрын
stop
@jasiriboards
@jasiriboards 5 жыл бұрын
No
@ronschlorff7089
@ronschlorff7089 5 жыл бұрын
some kind of universal law there: "the original is always better than the remake of a movie"
@davideig4281
@davideig4281 5 жыл бұрын
@@ronschlorff7089 Except in this case, it was not only better, but FAR better!
@eml1967
@eml1967 5 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree
@supershinigami1
@supershinigami1 6 жыл бұрын
Can someone actually tell me how they landed on earth? They left earth but somehow came back? Is this explained in the later movies?.
@philyg8082
@philyg8082 6 жыл бұрын
good question
@thetaekwondoe3887
@thetaekwondoe3887 6 жыл бұрын
I think they were supposed to come back to earth. Like specific coordinates were programmed into the ship or whatever. It's mentioned in the very beginning of this movie - I believe. It's been a long time since I've seen it though, so can't remember for sure.
@Ails1234
@Ails1234 6 жыл бұрын
uhh.... space is round? Worm hole? Magnetic fields? Cigar ashes fucked up the computers? Who knows
@Light-Rock97
@Light-Rock97 6 жыл бұрын
Henrique Lazarini Worm Hole? More like Plot Hole, am I right?
@springbloom5940
@springbloom5940 6 жыл бұрын
Its relatively possible, in a way that Im not qualified to try to explain.
@pamelachoate735
@pamelachoate735 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, nice hilarious! Use to like this and never thought of all your insights. Guess I'll pull it off the shelf and see if I still do. 🤣
@CJDrischler
@CJDrischler 2 жыл бұрын
@3:45 that happy circle looking thing above the clouds in between the two boulders is the moon right after he got done saying there is no moon 🤣
@lilpp4791
@lilpp4791 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite film of all time not because it’s perfect but because this story always fascinated me and the sense of journey it has I was obsessed with it as a kid
@dr.spectre9697
@dr.spectre9697 6 жыл бұрын
This was a wonderful movie. I forgive ALL the sins.
@syntaxerror8955
@syntaxerror8955 5 жыл бұрын
Is that the Spaghetti Monster in your logo? Pasta be with you! :-)
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat Жыл бұрын
FINALLY I am not alone in thinking this movie had SERIOUS leaps in logic
@georgebrown1543
@georgebrown1543 2 жыл бұрын
This narrator had me in stitches! I'd like to see him narrate the zapruder film.
@Sigzyl
@Sigzyl 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who starts sinning myself and my own life after I watched too many sin's videos ?
@AwesomeNinjaXD
@AwesomeNinjaXD 6 жыл бұрын
me too, but more of the things in my life, as opposed to my actual life
@lyse6474
@lyse6474 6 жыл бұрын
deadass
@SirAuronthehonorable
@SirAuronthehonorable 6 жыл бұрын
You're watching another mediocre youtuber exploit stupid people? TINGx3
@tydavidson6730
@tydavidson6730 6 жыл бұрын
I went through a phase about 2 years ago where I would sin real life (actual incident: *opens fridge door* "We are out of milk" DING!")
@BlazeTheMovieFan
@BlazeTheMovieFan 6 жыл бұрын
This movie truly is a classic, which makes this video hell of a lot of fun.
@dougbrowne9890
@dougbrowne9890 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! Never seen an episode remove so many sins. Guess iconic films have that power.
@bitemyshinnymetalass1569
@bitemyshinnymetalass1569 2 жыл бұрын
"From my Cold Dead Hands " not from this movie but definitely my favorite quote from the late Charleston Heston.
@ceebo625
@ceebo625 6 жыл бұрын
if no movie is without sin, then do schindlers list.
@trunkulent
@trunkulent 6 жыл бұрын
Increeeeedibly long runtime...main character is far too altruistic to be real... Just a couple.
@chadcastagana9181
@chadcastagana9181 6 жыл бұрын
Connor Bonelli Excellent idea! But Cinemsins are stooges of PC and they would not have the guts to slam into Spielberg's numero uno propaganda film - - - - - it would be like secular blasphemy
@ceebo625
@ceebo625 6 жыл бұрын
Chad Castagana it aint propaganda. im a jew. i think itd be cool to see them have the balls to do it.
@LeMasterofSwords
@LeMasterofSwords 6 жыл бұрын
Connor Bonelli I don't really think them sinning that's racist every ten seconded would be that fun
@bobbobete9546
@bobbobete9546 6 жыл бұрын
Connor Bonelli sadly, white people get more triggered than the race actually is. i mean did you see what happened with the ghost in the shell? even though the japanese didn't care what race the main character was, all the white people did was talk about white washing instead of enjoying the film
@NoGoodDirtyRicer
@NoGoodDirtyRicer 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best movies I've ever watched
@kylegamin2388
@kylegamin2388 6 жыл бұрын
Killer_ Street_Machines fucking right
@deeremeyer1749
@deeremeyer1749 6 жыл бұрын
Every movie I've ever watched is literally "ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES I'VE EVER WATCHED". Also ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I'VE EVER WATCHED. If you want to praise something, give it some real praise instead of using a stupid cliche pseudo-expert claims that says nothing if you look past the fake intellectualism.
@deeremeyer1749
@deeremeyer1749 6 жыл бұрын
I remember my first three movies, too.
@bookerjones8123
@bookerjones8123 6 жыл бұрын
Take two sins off and add three.
@aevelynmoose609
@aevelynmoose609 4 жыл бұрын
Soylent Green is Another
@richardadams4928
@richardadams4928 2 жыл бұрын
One sin ON Cinema Sins for NOT working in a reference to the Dr Zaius number in 'Planet of the Apes, the Musical', from 'The Simpsons'.
@saturn580
@saturn580 2 жыл бұрын
"Cryosleep pods open when the ship encounters a problem..." Well, except when the only female crew-mate is suffocating to death. No need to wake the boys to help out with that. 🤣
@JosephBallin320
@JosephBallin320 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, a movie that isn't 50% pitch black, 25% too quiet, and 25% too loud
@americancitizen748
@americancitizen748 4 жыл бұрын
And no Brad Pitt. Yay!
@scottgilesmusic
@scottgilesmusic 4 жыл бұрын
You said it! Ten trillion sins off for not being a crap movie! And eighty eight zillion sins off for a minimum of lens flairs!!!!!
@Jenacide
@Jenacide 4 жыл бұрын
Omg yes. It's so fucking bad that I can barely watch any movies at night anymore without worrying about waking up my parents. If I want to actually hear the dialog in the quiet moments I have to turn it up and a split second later it's blasting loud af and I have to rush to lower it again. Either wake up the household or not be able to hear anything, fucking thanks whatever assholes are responsible for this retarded trend.
@G2startracker
@G2startracker 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jenacide - That really bugs me, spend millions and screw up the audio... They must make something to fix that by now. I have an old Audio Boss made for that problem, never tried it on the TV. It is annoying all alone. Seems like good acting and directing is bent on mumbling too. One would think enunciating and quality audio would be important. If I got a job fixing their mistakes I'd get fired and they would start over and screw it up. I stopped going to theaters around 1990, because the audiences cheer over dialogue and other annoying things, must be the general demographics.
@tuptap2457
@tuptap2457 4 жыл бұрын
omg...I just watched 2001 a space odyssey and...uuuhhh not only is it 50% pitch black but it also contains like half an hour of breathing
@wyattweed
@wyattweed 6 жыл бұрын
I love Cinema Sins, but I take exception: I don't think Taylor came out of cryosleep to leave a message. I think they had been working in the ship for a few days or weeks at hyperspeed and were only now going to sleep, the others had already gone down, and Taylor was signing off. Also, there WAS a shot of the actress sleeping before we saw the mummified version, so they DID cast an actress. Last thing - that was a real background behind Taylor. The lighting was just odd and it was out of focus, but real.
@TnseWlms
@TnseWlms 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, I used to refer to an orthodontic head gear with the euphemism "Planet of the Apes cogwheel."
@maxrodz6639
@maxrodz6639 3 жыл бұрын
As an Ex Smoker(20 years) I can confirm smokers will rather take a few packs of Smokes instead of Food 😆. Such a Horrible bad habit
@malcolmsherwood19
@malcolmsherwood19 4 жыл бұрын
the Jerry Goldsmith score is an epic classic. Cheap shot playing one second to mock it.
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 жыл бұрын
You mean at 5:55? Where a sin got taken off?
@gplove1835
@gplove1835 6 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong With - Fifty Shades Darker!
@mechashark8830
@mechashark8830 6 жыл бұрын
The whole movie
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 6 жыл бұрын
That's too cruel even for him. He'd have to watch it at least four or five times and that's a punishment worse than death.
@evancarlson5805
@evancarlson5805 6 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong With Fifty Shades Darker in 5 seconds or less!
@thedevilsadvocate858
@thedevilsadvocate858 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you're right
@rikardhammer3646
@rikardhammer3646 6 жыл бұрын
Gig Pig I think he'll probably do in February when fifty shades freed comes out.
@TMX1138
@TMX1138 2 жыл бұрын
I like the clip at 14:00 of using “One Jump” from Aladdin (1992)!
@tomservo5347
@tomservo5347 3 жыл бұрын
The future human simpletons apparently knew about make-up, shaved legs and armpits, and perfectly plucked eyebrows for Nova. Call me weird, but I had a crush on Zira when I was a kid.
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