Everything Wrong With Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in a SCAAARY Amount of Minutes
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4 жыл бұрынScary Stories to Tell in the Dark is the most Guillermo del Toro movie that Guillermo del Toro didn't direct. And like every horror movie these days, it's also got bullies and monsters and sins!
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@robbieredrum5953 4 жыл бұрын
When they set "horror" movies in the 60's it feels like they do it just so they can't have cell phones.
@eclipsemewtwo1422 4 жыл бұрын
That makes sense
@ascensionindustries9631 4 жыл бұрын
@alan wake Yea, and not many kids, even in the 80s were using walkie talkies to talk across town. Looking at you Stranger Things.
@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709 4 жыл бұрын
@@ascensionindustries9631 shit was expensive, stranger things they were pretty well off in a suburban town so it makes sense kinda
@ascensionindustries9631 4 жыл бұрын
@@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709 I know. My GI Joe radio set could barely cover a block. And anyone I knew who could afford real ones were not enough of a nerd to use them.
@Tahanok2 4 жыл бұрын
Another subtle reason being that we present-day target audiences connect the colors and styles of the furniture and architecture here with what are now older homes, giving the visual settings of the story a more surreal and spooky feeling even without something spooky happening. Though I do I agree the cell phone thing is a huge reason.
@badhbts 4 жыл бұрын
"The basement is downstairs." So in other words, the basement is in the basement.
@hebinyao709 4 жыл бұрын
AwesomeApeX It’s a russian doll basement.
@Plupert 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this in theaters it took every fiber of my being to not burst out laughing
@explicitboyo6157 4 жыл бұрын
Tristan Frare ah you beat me to it
@judsongaiden9878 4 жыл бұрын
"Someone's in my fruit cellaaaar.... Someone with a flesh sooooul!!"
@occyplayz6724 4 жыл бұрын
AwesomeApeX yes this floor is made of floor
@layneyharbison1441 4 жыл бұрын
“Weepy stories to tell while you’re parked” that was the best
@letsgobray3254 4 жыл бұрын
Layney Harbison mine too
@pixelllama4357 4 жыл бұрын
3:56
@angelanova9732 3 жыл бұрын
😂 LOL
@captianzeno 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold
@asandangobese7664 3 жыл бұрын
"Corn mazes, corn maizes?" 😂😂
@alixmalone19 4 жыл бұрын
The Pale Lady was honestly the only thing that creeped me out in this movie. Like...it gave me shivers.
@insensitivity2471 4 жыл бұрын
NO She looks super sexy and very beautiful( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@alixmalone19 4 жыл бұрын
No she made me actually want to hide and gave me nightmares 😭
@tutulee3295 4 жыл бұрын
_(ツ)_/ ̄( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@ImaNerdANDaGeek 4 жыл бұрын
interesting because in the short story it's based of off she is not the monster that is dangerous but merely gives the warning of the true danger.
@brnk2 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing in thie movie was creepy except for The Big Toe. Well, that was more gross...
@katydid-9996 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they didn't take off even ONE sin for the monster designs. That was ALL practical effects! The Jangly Man performer could actually move like that!
@cryptidcapybara 4 жыл бұрын
Good ol’ Twisty Troy
@aliencoffeefreak3429 4 жыл бұрын
@Katydid-99 It’s funny how serious you took this “review”.
@SeddieWeddie 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what the Dead Meat channel is for
@AnimatedTerror 4 жыл бұрын
Sleep is the only good thing in this world did he take it seriously? I think they’re just usually good about taking sins off for good effects. Sooo... comedy or not....
@aliencoffeefreak3429 4 жыл бұрын
@Animated Terror whatever, it’s stupid to joking review to heart. If you enjoy the movie whatever. People shouldn’t get butt hurt over other people opinions or joking opinions.
@beat6196 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Scary Stories probably would have made a better anthology series on Netflix than making it some shitty version of Goosebumps on the big screen.
@RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 жыл бұрын
At least the directing was good. Made things tense and scary even if you didn't care about the overlapping story. I actually liked it quite a bit, but then again I've never read the original stories so I can't really compare the two
@jarodberg4808 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I mean if you make a movie don't base in on 1,000 short stories focus on one and if it works make a serious of it
@TheFirstdjsteels 4 жыл бұрын
The Goosebumps movie was garbage compared to this tho
@beat6196 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFirstdjsteels I meant in the sense that they should've just made an anthology instead of doing what goosebumps did and have the literal book come to life.
@TheFirstdjsteels 4 жыл бұрын
@@beat6196 aah
@awesomecat42 4 жыл бұрын
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was a collection of well-written, legitimately unnerving, and unrelated short stories. It deserved an anthology series, not one sub-par movie.
@burningheart2909 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! 🍻 👻
@itsajungle22 11 ай бұрын
Like a black mirror type vibe.
@unclesp00ks30 4 жыл бұрын
"There was no physical way for him to avoid the Pale Lady." 1. Look at the lady and walk backwards, so she can't teleport back in front of him 2. Literally just duck under her arms and go past her when she goes in for the hug.
@Sarah-zm8uh 4 жыл бұрын
It honestly annoyed me so much when he didn't even try to duck under her arms to get away. Like he was given so much room so at least TRY
@Ravenblackheart 4 жыл бұрын
She messes with their mind and she wouldn't be phased by stabbed but the backward might have worked
@astrowolvez 4 жыл бұрын
Wait, so does she hug you and you just die?
@Ravenblackheart 4 жыл бұрын
@@astrowolvez no but the closer she gets the more your mind wants to hug her she basically warps your mind to make you hug her
@burgerking3678 4 жыл бұрын
@johnny ember first dont say nigga because theres no reason for it and second you can stfu cuz she does teleport and if she didn't what would she do run at the speed of light cuz that makes sense
@JonBeDoinThings 4 жыл бұрын
"The basement is downstairs" has to be one of the most sinnable lines that wasn't sinned
@dyingblade3281 4 жыл бұрын
The basements downstairs No way really?
@TeddyReady 4 жыл бұрын
@@dyingblade3281 Lmfaoooooo
@jrapattii9941 4 жыл бұрын
This proves that all cinemasins subscribers are idiots who don't watch the movies
@aljayrankin8353 4 жыл бұрын
@@jrapattii9941 that's why we're here so we DON'T have to watch the actual movie
@TG-ge1oh 4 жыл бұрын
@@jrapattii9941 Why so passionate, mate?
@Kapangdazz 4 жыл бұрын
the characters being minimally racist is really the only thing that makes the movie seem like its actually 1968.
@sofakingonmynuts1438 4 жыл бұрын
1968 US of America = 2020 US of America
@merlintym1928 4 жыл бұрын
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 No.
@coltonlong2223 4 жыл бұрын
Not really..... minorities get priority these days for literally everything.
@slaayerr1 4 жыл бұрын
@@sofakingonmynuts1438 not necessarily, now it's just looked at as ok to say racial things about whites and any arguement can relate to somehow being racial lol. Good old Obama bringing back the racism.
@jaebryson4064 4 жыл бұрын
.... and, Bull Connor Jr. proves the point.
@OriginalNeomoon 4 жыл бұрын
"How are they already this deep in the woods" You've never been to rural PA have you?
@somethingsuperbland8829 4 жыл бұрын
It’s all fucking woods and if you keep going you’ll find me
@nightvisions8 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I LOVED the Scary Stories books. If you could check them out of the school library and read them, you were a certified badass. I loved the stories and illustrations. The movie's costuming for the creepy characters were spot on! However, I really didn't like the whole plot with Sarah Bellows. It struck me as Disney Channel-esque. Stella wasn't terribly likable for me, either. She acted like her taking the book from the haunted house is what started the killings, when it was her asking Sarah to 'tell her a story'. But she never told anyone that. The characters don't have much background and we don't know enough about them to like or dislike any of them. When the characters are killed it doesn't incite any particular response for me.
@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 жыл бұрын
eh as an enthusiast of 1 or 2 disney channel shows i can say it would be a joke plotline from one episode, not a thing theyd do seriously
@demonteclair5013 2 жыл бұрын
I I mean I felt bad for chuck and his sister
@meg9953 2 жыл бұрын
I wish they wouldn't have tried to string them all together with a jumbled plot like this. It would have been cool just to have them be individual stories brought to life in limited series.
@ImVeryControversial 2 жыл бұрын
I just bought them tbh
@annegrey3780 4 жыл бұрын
5:57 - did Sin Count really not give this movie a sin for having a character explain the basement was downstairs? Like oh shit I thought it was in the attic!
@seanhartnett79 4 жыл бұрын
Anne Grey well it is a question of where the hell else it would be. So yes unnecessary.
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
The basement's downstairs? I thought it was in the add-on behind the kitchen. 😀
@midnightthesmartfox9981 4 жыл бұрын
Where else would a basement be exactly?
@wolveraspeaks 4 жыл бұрын
It's going down! Basement!
@Smallestpenis 4 жыл бұрын
Anne Grey is your basement not in your attic? Who the fuck is this guy?
@valinsummers2565 4 жыл бұрын
9:15 “It’s not your fault.” “It is!” DING That got me.
@bananafruitcake5677 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one wondering if this guy is just sitting in the theater randomly yelling out sins-
@mikadosannoji553 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a family guy episode
@CosplayBuddies 2 жыл бұрын
No, not yelling, just with a dinger. *ding*
@AxxaultEdits 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he counts the logos under his breath while sitting in the theatre (stolen comment but same doubt)
@NatDoesGames 3 жыл бұрын
“if we repeat them often enough, they become real” made me think this was a scary version of sharkboy and lava girl where Max got ahold of some bad acid and dreamed up all this scary shit
@CyberRat-tn3cr 4 жыл бұрын
"its not your fault" CinemaSins: It is
@hanaomer4419 4 жыл бұрын
I said that same thing when I was watching this with my sister
@derpek1861 4 жыл бұрын
"The basement is downstairs" Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor
@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын
The floor is probably made out of wood.
@ianseldoon1197 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepickygamer4450 no its made out of floor.
@yaboi81 3 жыл бұрын
@@thepickygamer4450 r/woosh? I can't tell if your joking.
@donatelloseyebrows 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm yes this wall is made of wall
@AX0L0TTY 3 жыл бұрын
But, if your in the basement, the ceiling is made out of floor
@spartansquid5931 4 жыл бұрын
13:03 is literally the most terrifying thing I've seen from a horror film in years.
@darcyf.5455 4 жыл бұрын
fkn legit, not a jumpscare or anything but i was like "ooook hello oh my aaaAAAAAAA"
@CKVanilla 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up
@jacksonburnham8947 3 жыл бұрын
There’s something so unsettling about it like holy crap
@gwg2813 3 жыл бұрын
"Eheheheh i be bog"
@thegrim-reaper1605 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who watched the movie it was not scary at all
@Mhelikerart 4 жыл бұрын
Note the text from the book at 7:59 “The Big Toe: A mother was digging at the edge of a garden when she saw a big toe. She tried to pick it up, but it was stuck to something. So she gave it a good hard jerk, and it came off in her hand. Then she heard something groan and scamper away. The boy took the toe into the kitchen and showed it to his mother. “It looks nice and plump” she said “I’ll put it in.” - Ummmmm excuse me? I don’t care how good your penmanship is if you can’t keep your story together Sarah!!! 😉🤣
@sebass337 3 жыл бұрын
Makenna Heliker I'm pretty sure that's actually from the actual book but still, it doesn't really line up with what the movie is doing
@Vomisai 3 жыл бұрын
in the actual book it is the boy who finds the toe idk why they twisted it
@PeanutWithWiFiAccess 3 жыл бұрын
I have all the books, the boy found it in the ground and pulled it out, and brought it to his mother
@TerranMcCall 4 жыл бұрын
Cool thing about the Jangly Man; I know the actor. He can actually move like that. Can't fall apart, but he is an amazing contortionist!
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 жыл бұрын
I like how you felt it prudent to explain that the guy can't fall apart, you know, for the people that might have thought that he actually does.
@TerranMcCall 4 жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420 Just making sure. Lol
@abnormallynormal2491 4 жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420 I mean we live in the same time period as flat earthers and Anti-vaxxers.
@potatoalpacas6114 4 жыл бұрын
You dont know him personally you know him from The Flash (Ragdoll) or America Got T alent
@potatoalpacas6114 4 жыл бұрын
@Twisted Twisted what are the chances he know an actor personality
@beanieguitarguy4070 4 жыл бұрын
I know the “books don’t matter” and all that, but is anybody else upset that this movie has a single narrative rather than being a collection of varying short-films based off each story?
@Dangolbustedman 4 жыл бұрын
Beanie Guitar Guy that’s what I Thought it was going to be Mad it wasnt
@mayamummy7124 4 жыл бұрын
I felt the same, i was so disappointed how bad this movie was compared to the stories it derived from
@terrajae9629 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@mrinde7 4 жыл бұрын
mayamummy Netflix series would’ve done wonders.
@GamerKid11 4 жыл бұрын
how about we do like a gofundme or something and we make it?
@Gothicc666 4 жыл бұрын
Something we all should appreciate. They actually followed the way they looked in the actual books.
@Noone-oq4md 4 жыл бұрын
11:37 "works really hard, presumably at the DEA" HAHAHAHAA
@africansafariswithachocola6975 4 жыл бұрын
*everything wrong with scary stories to tell in the dark* There’s only one thing wrong: They made a movie, instead of a tv show. It could’ve been like a “tales from the crypt” soon off
@DraconicDuelist 4 жыл бұрын
I'd never heard of this movie, so I thought he was sinning the reboot show "Are You Afraid of the Dark"
@franciscolupercio9963 4 жыл бұрын
I really had high hopes for this movie
@Kapangdazz 4 жыл бұрын
@@franciscolupercio9963 thatll teach you to think anything good comes out of hollywood anymore
@tiffanyspencer1082 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for that or doing it anthology style
@Goldfazbeat 4 жыл бұрын
That would be so smart And I LOVE tales from the crypt
@thedoctorss69 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the whole “It’s my fault” “No it isn’t (reasons)” Should be a cliche now
@productivestruggle9489 4 жыл бұрын
Everything is a cliche
@lupomagnotto8306 4 жыл бұрын
By far. 100% agreed
@jaqenhghar4651 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like changing it up a bit "It's my fault" "Yeah, no shit" "..." "Things happen, people make mistakes but the past is past, you messed up, so now what are you going to do about it? You started all this then why don't you end it"
@americaroleplayer 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing pisses me off more than when a horror movie gets set in the past, because they didn't want them to be able to use smart phones and shit, but they were too lazy to ACTUALLY do anything that made it look like the movie takes place in the past.
@bernlin2000 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this comment is up a year later without a challenge...you are aware the first book was released in 1981, right? They set it in the 60s for aesthetic reasons perhaps, but it didn't matter. The contemporary version would have still lacked cell phones. Hell, even the final book was released in 1991, well because cell phones were popular (but certainly existed by then). Kids certainly didn't have cell phones in the 80s and 90s, so why does it matter if it was set a couple decades before that?
@americaroleplayer 2 жыл бұрын
@@bernlin2000 Yeah but aside from 2 racist remarks nothing about this resembles the 60s
@sydneyskousen2030 3 жыл бұрын
I realize they had to work with a PG-13 rating but an r-rated version of the scarecrow kill would’ve been beautifully gory considering if they followed the actually ending of the original story of the scarecrow LAYING THE KID’S BLOODY SKIN OUT TO DRY.
@yesterday00 3 жыл бұрын
and that book was for little kids lol
@wolffoxnation3660 3 жыл бұрын
@@yesterday00 WHAT
@yesterday00 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolffoxnation3660 yeah! i read the books when I was 7-9. fun.
@snowangelnc Жыл бұрын
@@wolffoxnation3660 If that surprises you, read the original Grimm's fairy tales. Enjoy!
@filipgalovic7434 4 жыл бұрын
The creepiest thing about this movie is that I was watching it at the moment this video was uploaded.
@janterri3539 4 жыл бұрын
Filip Galovic Lock your doors dude
@originaler31er67 4 жыл бұрын
Jan Terri why? It’s not creepy at all
@SuperWeeb9000 4 жыл бұрын
Your names in the book isnt it?
@filipgalovic7434 4 жыл бұрын
@Voltaic Fire yeah
@sydneyrose3381 4 жыл бұрын
Me too bro
@harrishunt4545 4 жыл бұрын
At least they killed the characters instead of just bringing them back to life for no reason.
@mikentikes11 4 жыл бұрын
@Kallie Biesecker I mean I hope so even if it's just for another one of these videos
@rose_millsie9287 4 жыл бұрын
That would be that awful piece of crap Frozen 2
@mikentikes11 4 жыл бұрын
@Kallie Biesecker plus I personally kind of enjoyed the movie
@ashleyb7139 4 жыл бұрын
"Weepy Stories to Tell While You're Parked" 🤣
@flef6514 3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I laughed at "I know Stella's dad works a lot, presumably at the DEA."? Also, geodes.
@scotts918 4 жыл бұрын
2:40: "I'm gonna gut you!" - "with a baseball bat?" *Has flashbacks to Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves* - "I'm going to cut your heart out, with a SPOON!"
@DraconicDuelist 4 жыл бұрын
Well the spoon bit is possible, it'd just take a lot of extra effort. Gutting with a wooden bat usually requires it be broken first...
@Johnconagher 4 жыл бұрын
Also not possible
@timfrey2358 4 жыл бұрын
"but, why a spoon, dear cousin?" "because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!" I love Alan Rickman
@Dargonhuman 4 жыл бұрын
@@timfrey2358 I "heard" that comment in my head... And that's how iconic Alan Rickman's deliveries were.
@filip76uk17 4 жыл бұрын
That’s about righ
@GabeR115 4 жыл бұрын
How did you NOT add how she says the “stories hurt, stories heal” thing BACKWARDS at the beginning. Even I noticed that
@JustToast963 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't dislike the movie, but I was so irritated that it combined stories or cleaned them up. The end of "Harold" ended with someone's skin stretched out to dry on a roof dammit!
@ThisAdamGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Was that how it ended? My school's copy had the last page of that story ripped out, so for me it ended by saying Harold was on the roof, lol
@JustToast963 4 жыл бұрын
BolanderBooks Yep. For some reason that was the one that scared me.
@ThisAdamGuy 4 жыл бұрын
@@JustToast963 same. Even back then I knew they weren't very good stories. Any book that has to tell you "Now jump at them and yell BOO!" to make itself scary isnt a well written scary story. But I remember Harold being legitimately creepy because it took the time to establish a setting, characters, and build suspense.
@amayesan 4 жыл бұрын
They had originally filmed the skin scene, but test audiences thought it would be too scary so they re-shot it.
@vinetail5735 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThisAdamGuy well it's because they were meant to tell with friends, the boo part in a lot of the story's were so you could jump scare your friends
@satinekryze2893 2 жыл бұрын
If the ghost girl actually showed up and said “I’m always angry” after the old lady said “you shouldn’t have taken the book you made her angry” I would have voted to remove all the sins
@JustThatOneRandomGuy 2 жыл бұрын
And then punch a Chitari dragon in the face
@satinekryze2893 2 жыл бұрын
@@JustThatOneRandomGuy I think we should have directed this movie
@MoNz99 4 жыл бұрын
I really liked this movie but it would've been way better as a Netflix series.
@Hannah22oz 4 жыл бұрын
Dude! Every episode a different story! That would be sick.
@LaughOutFrikinLoud 4 жыл бұрын
Hannah Lane for real!! Netflix probably wouldn’t have toned it down either.
@kiro822 4 жыл бұрын
Try reading asshole (sorry just look up scary stories to tell in the dark stories)
@kiro822 4 жыл бұрын
Just read the stories online
@eboyicecream1305 4 жыл бұрын
@@kiro822 where the fuck did asshole come from, super unnecessary.
@bluedragonfox 4 жыл бұрын
" "Sound the alarms" There's a well-fed teenager running about in the hospital hallway, not the Joker dressed up in a nurse's costume, man. " Lol
@coolbees2596 4 жыл бұрын
The house: Haunted The book: Haunted The stories: murderous Stella: LeTs dO iT
@morganskonieczny9895 4 жыл бұрын
"Weepy stories to tell when youre parked"😂😂😂
@Keenakeen 4 жыл бұрын
Where's "Everything wrong with Cats (2019) in Meow Meow minutes"??
@lochnessmonster2277 4 жыл бұрын
Keenakeen No it should be in MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWANY minutes
@thetakengamer4256 4 жыл бұрын
literally, infinite sins. they would just, sin every second, then go for a bonus round of every millisecond, then so on. there would be no end.... just like f*cking cats, apparently
@AndreiaSilva-dx9vk 4 жыл бұрын
@@lochnessmonster2277 *BA DUM TS *
@AMK2005 4 жыл бұрын
Infinite sins for that movie
@maiyakoloski6995 3 жыл бұрын
Such a shame because the musical is actually good...
@chrislink14 4 жыл бұрын
The "Murder house" is from my home town. They filmed on location there!
@legendofzeldarules44 4 жыл бұрын
@Cari nope, I think that ones a set peice considering they could use it for multiple seasons
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 4 жыл бұрын
I will find you
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 4 жыл бұрын
“Chris link”
@bea6219 4 жыл бұрын
@@legendofzeldarules44 the murder house from AHS is actually a really house in a real place. Of course the version we see in AHS has been CGI-d a little bit. But it's a place for real and not a set
@SpairM 4 жыл бұрын
I would not go near that
@funkyfaulc2610 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, who actually read Scary Stories and didn't just look at the sick pictures
@malcolmgonzales827 3 жыл бұрын
Me. The stories are good. You should go back and read them. The pictures were dope though.
@chamirajones206 3 жыл бұрын
I read all three books
@Vomisai 3 жыл бұрын
me
@theremedy9171 3 жыл бұрын
I read the stories over and over again.
@fournierman 3 жыл бұрын
I read them and loved them. I even read them to other children in my neighborhood so they could enjoy them. Then, those kids suddenly disappeared.
@bernlin2000 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is such a killjoy...I'm delighted that they made this film, this is an INCREDIBLE book series. As a kid, it had a huge impact on me, and felt much more "adult" than anything else out there billed for children. The illustrations are absolutely unforgettable and singular, and the film appears to be quite faithful to those images (Harold is spot-on).
@stompchunkman4248 4 жыл бұрын
The Pale Lady was the best part, she was seriously disturbing. The fact that she never screamed or did many of the usual horror cliches made it fun and memorable, and oh so scary. Kinda upset you didn't remove sins for the practical effect and makeup. The Jangly Man was performed by a contortionist, many of his movements were real .
@inuyashaturd 4 жыл бұрын
How they should’ve done this movie: It’s Halloween night, and the family returns from trick or treating, they’re excited to eat some candy but the parents decided no. So the kids request a bedtime story (which to the parents is boring, and exhausting especially after a night of walking around bringing their kids to collect candy). Anyways, the kids get cozied in and one of the parents pulls out an old book (with no origin described) but it happens vignette style (like princess bride) and each story being read is played out in the film. The ending of the movie comes around and the kids enjoyed it and ask for more, which would bring in the sequel even more scary stories to tell in the dark. It would’ve been so much better as a vignette style movie or even as a Netflix series, each episode being one of the stories. This movie just seemed like a cash grab from 90’s kids and modern teens.
@rdp16rulez 4 жыл бұрын
Since no one else is saying it... Simpson's did it.
@inuyashaturd 4 жыл бұрын
rdp16rulez for the better side of thirty years, but that’s just another prime example! Tree House is a great example of where/how this could panned out. But it didn’t. Sadly.
@animefan2454 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed and I felt it was wasted potential on both the Monsters Characters and atmosphere
@avalove8554 4 жыл бұрын
I need this
@kadeemjoseph8138 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds terrible
@deez9833 4 жыл бұрын
I love how all the kids killed in the book could’ve been brought back by writing in her blood with that pen again at the end of each story saying “they woke up the next morning in their beds and realized it was all a nightmare and went on with their lives” 😂
@stevestamper942 4 жыл бұрын
This movie was like a collage of the beginning of every Supernatural episode...I kept waiting for Sam and Dean to show up!!
@acdc1721 4 жыл бұрын
So what would’ve happened if Auggie gave that ghost the toe? I mean, he’s got nothing to lose at this point
@anyxd9950 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr?! Exactly what I thought while watching the movie. Like, I'm sorry but if a walking corpse chases you asking for it's toe, and you literally have the goddamn toe, why not, idk... Hand it over???
@davidklochko7143 4 жыл бұрын
@@anyxd9950 yeah, in the tale the spookiness is because the protagonist ATE the toe and there is no givin it back, but Auggie could have done it
@anyxd9950 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidklochko7143 Ohhhh... Well, if he ATE it the whole thing would make much more sense...
@azlankhan8260 4 жыл бұрын
@@anyxd9950 A
@pompe221 4 жыл бұрын
@@anyxd9950 Exactly! Sheesh, even My Little Pony figured out that one! (Or if you're too scared to face the walking corpse, just leave the toe in the middle of the doorway where the corpse can find it.) And that's not even addressing the insanity of finding some random toe and deciding to COOK IT IN A FREAKING STEW TO EAT IT. ffs.
@hebinyao709 4 жыл бұрын
The biggest problem about this movie is, it’s not scary.
@chimerical8746 4 жыл бұрын
or funny
@MegaGermanShepherds 4 жыл бұрын
No it’s scary! You have a different opinion than me so I will not judge your own thinking. Literally had to cover my eyes because every second of each monster coming was creepy.
@astrid1x 4 жыл бұрын
MegaGermanShepherds no your just a pussy, it’s not scary at all 😂😭
@protoalcibiade4432 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but it was watchable.
@cjmsaracingnetwork5937 2 жыл бұрын
This is actually one of my favorite movies and I’m excited for the sequel
@Nikkiflausch 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this movie. There's a lot about it that didn't work for me, but a lot did. And Zoe Colleti's performance was absolutely fantastic - this was her fourth role and she was KILLING it! I hope she has a long and bright future ahead of her (if that's what she wants).
@kelydorestil9781 4 жыл бұрын
Witch lady : stories hurt, stories heal me: um yea wtf does that mean
@animefan2454 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Neve really got that part.
@kenhollis6197 4 жыл бұрын
It means stories can frighten you or even damage someone's reputation (secrets, libel), or they can make you feel good or inspired.
@delugesofgrandeur 4 жыл бұрын
@@kenhollis6197 Seemed pretty self-explanatory to me.
@GallifreysMagician 4 жыл бұрын
Well, these stories hurt Stella and her friends, but getting them out helped Sara heal?
@yoboikamil525 3 жыл бұрын
That rhymes nice job
@no1caresanymore 4 жыл бұрын
For me, "Harold" was always the most terrifying of all the stories in the books
@jeremybearimy920 4 жыл бұрын
the big toe was definitely the scariest for me
@moghraliamneeson 4 жыл бұрын
"The Window" story from the first Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark book is pretty scary. That mummy creature in it is terrifyingly awesome!
@michellegray7892 4 жыл бұрын
Harold just wanted that sweet varsity jacket. Sharing is caring!
@delicatevessel9718 3 жыл бұрын
That movie made me gag 10 times and jump not even once. Also why does chucks monster looks like a rejected little nightmares boss
@haydenstone6495 4 жыл бұрын
This movie was just straight disappointing and I hated Stella’s character she just was annoying and kinda sucked everything out of the movie
@bradleymoger6993 4 жыл бұрын
Hayden Stone the film just straight up sucked
@stanbai5263 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it for the moment but the characters did anger me when they dragged Chuck into their hunt for files. They had no use for him overall so I don't understand why they forced him to tag along, especially if they were going to separate from him anyway. Saddest part is that it's the scariest death scene of the entire movie and yet it was also the most avoidable death scene
@cooleex9036 4 жыл бұрын
Omg me too
@sherry._8062 4 жыл бұрын
Was hella boring too
@joshuabackes7796 3 жыл бұрын
Add another sin
@SwaggyG_2102 4 жыл бұрын
For Thursday, Could you do: *Everything Wrong With: Final Destination (2000)*
@officialcringe-3724 4 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@omarsalem1219 4 жыл бұрын
The entire movie is a sin and don't even let me start talking about the sequels
@pitohuiiii5333 4 жыл бұрын
Pick a movie man 😂
@officialcringe-3724 4 жыл бұрын
@@omarsalem1219 lmao
@SwaggyG_2102 4 жыл бұрын
@@pitohuiiii5333 Sorry, it's just that both movies (while being good) need to be sinned
@pg9193 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to wonder if there's going to a single book, song, movie or even just a simple *reference* to my childhood which won't eventually be turned into a two-bit cash grab by washed up, uncreative Hollywood opportunists... probably not, but it's nice to wonder..
@Gabrielle432 3 жыл бұрын
In the book, Harold skins him alive.
@lonedragon3261 3 жыл бұрын
Nice picture
@davyisgae2252 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best part of the story! This movie was too tame. Harold was probably the most interesting and frightening stories of the whole series, with lots of strange details and a slow burn to a horrifying conclusion. The movie is having an identity crisis as to who its audience is. The honest answer is, a bunch of morbid middle-grade readers who appreciate the astonishing illustrations and love the genuinely gorey stories about dismembered bodies. This is a version that's been gutted of its guts, leaving only cliches and tropes. Not to be completely negative.... I did like the Pale Lady and Harold puppets, but hey - I think puppets rule.
@oliviaa5 4 жыл бұрын
“This is not your fault” Sin: “it is!” *ding*
@wolvo5441 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna gut youuuu!” “With a baseball bat?” 😂😂
@dyingblade3281 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stompchunkman4248 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you can break it and gut him with the sharp wood. Ineffective but brutal.
@dragonausto1614 4 жыл бұрын
He was gonna hit him in the stomach so hard it would have burned through his flesh lol
@dyingblade3281 4 жыл бұрын
Or an effective way instead is to get negans baseball bat😂
@RandomPerson-gt1jt 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Cinemas didn't point out that the jangly man, despite having his torso trapped by the car and the truck, is somehow able to free his torso from the truck by removing his head and limbs, which weren't affected by the crash in any way. They could have made it so that just his limbs were following them now, which could have been scary, or at least had him use his arms and legs to push the car out of the way. But instead his torso just magically goes free.
@randiulevog-jones6523 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this! THANK YOU CINEMASINS!
@cornlips7247 4 жыл бұрын
When I was a child I freaking loved the first scary stories to tell in the dark book. I later found out there was more than one but the first one was awesome.
@lovelybones8157 4 жыл бұрын
"Weepy stories to tell while parked" 😂😂😂😂😂
@frikandel3218 3 жыл бұрын
Horror movie: *Entirely set in the dark* My crappy upstairs TV: How about grey?
@francispitts9440 2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a “ discount Woopi Goldberg” at 11:00 but alas you left me hanging, lol.
@breadislife275 4 жыл бұрын
"Everything Wrong With Slenderman In Long Arms Minutes" that would be good!
@greer8335 4 жыл бұрын
fun fact: one of Sarah's brother's name is Harold. So he was probably the original scarecrow! Do not know where he went after Tommy took his place though lol
@aarry4819 4 жыл бұрын
That's one of the theories I've seen that some of the monsters are her family
@ffionhodge6122 4 жыл бұрын
0:19 "you know what else hurts?" 28 stab wounds
@willhenline5245 2 жыл бұрын
"You can tell he lives in that car by smelling a blanket?" He doesn't know.
@dtcomic1758 4 жыл бұрын
For thursday can you do *Everything wrong with Cats 2019 or Charlies Angels 2019*
@alandgomez5905 4 жыл бұрын
Cats is gonna be painful lol.
@SpliffStar79 4 жыл бұрын
That would take a hour and a half video each for those crap fest.
@jonathonparzyck82 4 жыл бұрын
Cats Is what's wrong with cats
@madizzle90 4 жыл бұрын
Cats, at least, is still in theaters I think.
@rudymarie9361 4 жыл бұрын
Everything Wrong With Cats: Cats *end credits*
@quentinbrown1284 4 жыл бұрын
I’m giving you a sin for bringing the idea of a pumpkin spice patty melts into existence
@alana1835 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this ever since I saw it in the theater.
@MysticMusicManiac 2 жыл бұрын
I loved your Atreu from The Never Ending Story. I laughed so hard
@GG_galaxyguts 4 жыл бұрын
"The basement is downstairs" _hmm yes, the basement is the basement_
@Wobbe89 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes, the basement floor is made of basement floor
@beugz1149 4 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@im_cracked7780 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart 5:55
@imranbecks 4 жыл бұрын
I LOL when she said that. Of course the basement is downstairs..... DUH
@davidhong1934 4 жыл бұрын
@@Wobbe89 No, the basement floor was created from basement
@streetpeter3210 4 жыл бұрын
This was shot in my hometown 😂 I recognized that hill and train tracks at the end immediately. Looked it up and it was shot here lmfao.
@memershrek6964 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how well the monsters look like the books.
@michaelmoll56 10 ай бұрын
Since this is a spoiler zone: I think the fact Stella was given a magical pen, the book to write the story in and directions on how to use both items so what you write comes true. I'm a bit disappointed that she didn't just write her friends back. All it would take would be at the end of the OG story put something like "and then they appeared later in there homes three days later unharmed and sane"
@wolveraspeaks 4 жыл бұрын
SCP: 304/5 The scarecrow virus. Turns lazily written, Stephen King level bullies into scarecrows. Scarecrows go on to infect other tired stereotypes
@sebass337 4 жыл бұрын
The Jangly Man is a mixture of the story "Me-tie-dough-ty-walker!" and "What did you come for?".
@tr3isdead941 Жыл бұрын
“Presumably at the DEA” what a legend
@alexandralopes1157 3 жыл бұрын
"You liked IT. I liked IT. NOT EVERY GODDAMN HORROR MOVIE THESE DAYS HAS TO BE IT!!!"
@pitohuiiii5333 4 жыл бұрын
“WoAh Ho there movie who turned the lights on”, I’m wheezing 😂
@camerondurham3923 4 жыл бұрын
Movie: Gets made Cinema Sins: *Wait, thats illegal*
@pap-fr 9 ай бұрын
They got the drawings very right imo. Especially pale lady. She was always the freakiest even in books.
@johncantrell9993 4 жыл бұрын
3:19 I live in a rural area and we still have 2 drive in theaters within 30 mins of us.
@Reapous 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the majority of the school scenes for this movie was shot at my School, Scarlett Heights Entrepreneurial Academy. Was really awesome to see them film there.
@jakecarts__6144 4 жыл бұрын
11:36 “Stella’s dad works a lot, presumably at the DEA” 😂😂 Such a good reference. if you’ve never seen breaking bad, go watch it
@mitch3613 4 жыл бұрын
Jake Agema glad someone picked up on that
@thepickygamer4450 4 жыл бұрын
The Dad in this movie works for the DEA in Breaking Bad, and is one of, like, 3 characters you'll açtually feel bad for by the end.
@timfrey2358 4 жыл бұрын
freaking amazing acting all over that show.
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 жыл бұрын
Jake, you act like Breaking Bad was some niche show that had a small following. It was only one of the biggest TV shows ever.
@jakecarts__6144 4 жыл бұрын
okay then smokey. You might be in a breaking bad fan club but I know many people who have not seen it. It’s an older show now, a lot of younger people aka most of youtube now probably have not seen it
@seanmitchell9310 3 жыл бұрын
You left out a sin "Did your mom ever teach her anything ? - teach her black magic?" You: "That's Racist"
@livm9306 3 жыл бұрын
I read the book as a kid and surprisingly didn’t hate this movie. When I found out this was being made I wondered how they were going to incorporate multiple stories. But I thought they did it ok.
@sharonkadosh6251 4 жыл бұрын
Love sins on horror movies becasue there are so many ridiculous things
@theamazingbeebopatd3251 4 жыл бұрын
16:54 HOLY SHIT he used a voiceover from "Barry", that made me so happy
@lilymadalin1 4 жыл бұрын
same 😭😭
@Johnconagher 4 жыл бұрын
Run... Barry RUN!!!
@ruthlangmead6830 3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD😂😂😂😂the hay fever joke was perfeccttt!!!👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂
@abbieriley1660 4 жыл бұрын
"it's a spider bite you butt pimple" 😂😂😂 Im dead 😂
@amberward1195 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the beginning scene was filmed in my former city in canada near where I grew up, it amazed me considering hamilton is a horror movie all on it's own 😂
@SmokeymcJoint420 4 жыл бұрын
Babble, babble, blah, blah.
@nighthawk9905 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn’t find the pale lady that creepy, in the book she warns the lady in the dream this is an evil place then when she actually sees her again she lets her run outta there
@therealmalady7373 4 жыл бұрын
Moreso eerie, ominous, that creepy that disturbs you but you're aware there's nothing to fear
@paulagwhyte1720 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I LOVE this movie! Love your channel too! LOL!
@aestheticcat8976 4 жыл бұрын
*IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SERIES* Had to say it for the people in the back, it was so rushed and the monsters themselves were really well done in my opinion. I was left wondering about the other monsters in the book, like imagine how cool it would have been to see the Windigo's design and yes that was one of the stories. All in all they messed up and Stella is annoying.
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