Literally the only reason I came to the comments.

Bee Kim it's not just obvious, it's explicitly stated. Sure, sin the statement, but...

I have an idea and this my first time seeing actual scenes from this movie: What if the failures of the scenarios are just metaphors of the audience online giving their own takes on the fates of the casts in multiple horror/slasher/creature films? So when the Gods wake up, then that's a metaphor for the collective audiences demanding fresh ideas for films in general, not just horror. Which is not new I know, considering this film and its message. But this is my two cents.

because the areas monsters effected what their horror would turn out to be

I was the 420th person to like this comment, in Marty's honor.

Amber Friend I agree. Plus, the force field might have just felt cheap if the reveal was held off until that part. Having it appear early helped establish that even crazy far out concepts are fair game.

It adds to the suspense through dramatic irony.

it keeps the force field from feeling like a Deus Ex Machina

This movie also is a refernce to every horror movie. there stupid descions. dropping the weapon after one use. the gods refernce us. this movie was a roasting session to every other movie.

I like the forcefield reveal for reasons mentioned here. You need it so Curts death doesn't feel like an ass-pull. Plus, the reveal is so early and a long time lapses before he dies, it's easy to forget the force field is there at all, making the death even better.

Nice

I am just watching this and my first thought was is Kevin from Home Alone the Kevin option? Glad I wasn't alone.

@@ianjohn2648 I thought they were referencing Kevin from Home Alone too. And that wasn't the only reference to older movies, or a somewhat reference. As he mentions memorabilia from Tom Hanks' older movies at 4:57, I see something that somewhat resembles vollyball Wilson sitting in what somewhat resembles the Zoltar machine

@@alvexok5523 Considering it was Whedon and one of his biggest Buffy/Angel writers it makes sense if there are a lot of pop culture references in there.

@@ianjohn2648 I'm fairly certain that "Giant Snake" is specifically a reference to Buffy. While I know it's a generic monster, there is a running complaint from BtVS fans (and a running joke among the Buffy writers) that way too many terrible-looking giant snake monsters were used on the show.

Yes, and the part where he went to save Dana near the lake with his clothes kinda wet, he couldn't hide his massive arms

Really!!! Never would’ve known that! Damn

Lol

@Iain Kerr Yeah, no shit sherlock, completely irrelevant to the original comment.

I looked it up, he's certainly in great shape but he's nowhere near Chris Hemsworth when it comes to muscles. Like not even a competition.

Gaia Seraphina I’ve seen normal birds fly into windows before but seeing an eagle do it would be fucking insane.

@@Mykil47 Eagles are wild animals and live far from human settlements, seeing one in a city would be strange in the first place.

@• Haze • Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say in the last sentence.

@@Gaia_Seraphina He's basically saying we don't know how this "force field" would behave in real life, so you can't compare it to a window.

@@dismantledbrain5910 By the same token, though, you can't say that the bird would be able to sniff out the invisible force field if you don't know how it would behave in real life.

I want Reptilius. That movie names itself.

You know, after the premiere of this movie, the directors were asked if there would be a sequel...

Who's Kevin?

Kevin = Elijah Wood's character in Sin City

TXF but what about the angry molesting tree

ikr

I thought so. When he was complaining about the four layers that was the moment I realised the actor had thick arms and his chest looked buff.

Holy fucking shit you’re right

Watch the movie again, they specifically point out why the “high dude” isn’t effected by the chemicals they used to make everyone fall in line........here’s a hint it was because he was the “high dude”

Lol..agreed

GREAT movie, sin free (except for leaving zero room for a sequel), but I DO wish that Patience & the Sugar Plum Fairy had gotten a lot more screen time. They were my favorite monsters.

Never thought about it like that...now im like WATT!?

he was in this before he was even cast as thor though..

How *Puts on sunglasses* SHOCKING YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!😎

Juan Garcia months late but nice pun in the comment

Turns out, he wasnt worthy.

I was looking for this comment!! Thank you

Jeremy often does not research his sins

@@crow9836 check the description these are ironic

​@@imleohi192 That's a dumb point alot of people make. Doesn't mean anything, Still wrong. Here's a good video that can put this into better words than I ever could. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fryaqq503tPZfas.html TL:DR Being Satire (not ironic) doesn't mean you're Immune to criticism

Yes!! That sin pissed me off so much, and it fits in with the whole movie begin the requirements are cultural horror movie tropes. The little girls being Japan's characters make SOOO much sense because most Japanese horror film's main characters are children (and teens), making it their cliche.

And the bird flying into the grid is a little something called setup and payoff.

true but if u know anything about movies in general (chekovs gun) your gonna know that its gonna be used at some point, idk it stuck with me

Yep! The blood comes from glass vials that are broken when the lever is pulled, not from the victims or zombies themselves.

OutOfSkool TV That's actually a really good idea xD

except they skip too much of it, like how the skipt the part where a vial of blood is broken by the machine to fill the drawing lines and though the blood came from the people killed? **ding**

You'd be doing yourself a favor by actually watching this one. You've totally spolied it now though. Bad idea imo

Same here. Thought it was a generic 08/15 Horror movie that I wouldnt see anyway. Now i wanna see it xD

I'm not really into gore and horror so this is an easy way to watch a genre i'd never watch

I said the same thing the second they sinned that.

I took it as the father tortured his family in the past, and now they all kill people as a family.

No. I'm pretty sure me and Rixoli are right on this one. It's a Zombie Torture Family not a Zombie Tortured Family. Zombie Torture Family implies that the whole family tortures. Zombie Tortured family would imply most (Possibly All) were tortured. Do ya see where I'm coming from?

No. Clearly you are brainwashed via some form of heresy. Sir Haplo2020.

warlerker, What?

oh damn, you're right

I guess that makes sense I was mad at the ending 😂 I guess I'm the evil pissed off at the movie because how dare this super advanced SCP style group get foiled by a f*cking stoner!!! God that's stupid!!!! 🤣

The entire movie went over their heads.

This comment is a perfect example of why I believe the moon should collide with the Earth.

@@AryanLyncher Generic insults that don't tell us anything about why you have an issue with what was said, don't help anyone..

I hated the ending due to two selfish a holes deciding to end the world

Chris Stark Love it

I'd just have loved if a L4D Witch came in and they all collectively whisper 'Fuck' at the same time and run like hell

you made me wipe my screen dammit

I love your idea for the ending! LOL!

And the ritual is still successful because the virgin (Marty) outlasted her.

Tailslover13 Maybe that's because he is the only one to notice all the bullshit?

Tailslover13 I felt the same way about it so I was in no rush then I saw part of it at a friend's House a liked it so I made myself stop watching till I could see from the beginning and I really was surprised and loved it

Same here. I thought it would be a random avarage horror flick, but I ended up loving it because of the twist.

As a Joss Whedon fan, I had high expectations from the beginning. I was glad I was right, had the Joss humor along with the horror.

He missed my favorite part. When he finally got to meet the mermaid, it was so dramatic. I was dying laughing when i saw that part.

lmao

I can hear in his voice screaming "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD" lmao

SAME!!! XD

why was that a sin though

Unicorn's are assholes.

John Hall bad puns are a sin (even though it had me laughing)

excludedkratos Mabel knows

Darkeith Lofton or the angry molesting tree

That's a reference to Evil Dead 2 :D

Ooohhh ok

Darkeith Lofton I think it's the Kevin from Sin City

Darkeith Lofton , my guess is "Kevin" is there version of Jason.

If that was the case they definitely should've had him take off his ripped shirt at some point to subvert expectations even more

I've seen hawks with a 5 foot wingspan slam into windows.

Have you ever seen a bird break its neck because it didn't see a window? What "danger?" The bird didn't see it. Simple.

maybe a window is not the same thing as an electro-magnetic field or whatever else that was and surely it was emitting something detectable by a bird. Compared to a window, that can be completely invisible to a nut-sized brain. So there are ways that a bird could detect that and also there are way for a bird to completely miss it.

@@crocodiluQ2 It has nothing to do with the brain size. In fact, birds generally have way better eyesight than us. Slamming into windows happens because of unfamiliarity with man-made objects, just like some people happen to slam into glass door when they don't expect them to be there.

@@crocodiluQ2 what exactly is it you think such a device would "emit" that would be detectable by a bird?

Scooby Doo Cabin in the Woods.

*Velma

“Thor”

If the stoner was shaggy the ancient ones never would've came back up out of fear.

Damn this is such a good observation lol

A Unicorn appears later and kills a dude.

mikhail hogendorn Unicorns are incredibly deadly.

They do have a spear on their head.

BEWERE UNICORNS ON THE LOOST

A unicorn killed my entire family.

really? he was such a likeable guy lol

Drew The Legend *'fran kranz body' Google images*.......Oooooh

Drew The Legend He's kinda look like the life version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Drew The Legend my sister has a coffee bong lol

Muggly X oh yeah? I wanna get one

Right?!!

That's one sin.

Welcome to cinemasins. The channel is full of lies, hypocrasy and general idiocy masquerading as comedy.

Marty has already killed a security guard in the elevator. By in movie logic, he should have no issues with an older lady.

Because the old lady is played by Sigourney Weaver

Why does the blood outline actually fill with some kind of blood, then? Why doesn't it just... shine in acknowledgement that blood was spilled, or something? Is blood really needed at all, or did they decide to hook up some red food coloring to their blood outline thing for dramatic effect?

So a glass vile full of blood is broken above the altar after the appropriate offering had been killed. From that we can infer that this part of the ritual is necessary to indicate that their deaths were an intentional sacrifice to the gods and not an accident. If we go one step further, maybe the blood ville were collected from their respective victims at a prior moment, presumable a medical exam. Either that or there is no need for the blood to belong to the person who just got killed. Also, there is an earthquake when they offer blood to the stoner when he was still alive.

peter millions Thank you! Even I noticed that the first time I watched the movie. I like to think it's pig's blood a la Carrie 😈

Yeah, pretty sure they have actual blood on hand (hard to say whether from the victims or just random blood) in order to appease the Old Gods. The Old Gods want blood, that's all really. That's why they still react when Marty isn't really dead. They got their blood and they surely heard from this agency that Marty was dead, so they were pleased. I don't think they are intended to be omniscient, so they wouldn't know that he was actually still alive.

I think it was the opposite, Mystic. They rumbled when they smashed the Marty vial because Marty wasn't really dead. They completed his part of the ritual prematurely, angering the Old Gods.

But again, CS miss the point.

Do you always exaggerate highly

To which I ask, "What ass?"

That's because that's the point the movie is trying to make. The ancient ones indeed is the audience, the cabin is the horror movie, the facility is Hollywood. the reason why Sigourney Weaver said that it doesn't matter for the Ancient Ones if Dana is a virgin, as long as acts like The Virgin, is because it's like that in real life! You don't care about the actor's life, you care about the character they play!

Yeah I got a serious laugh out of that one. lol

hahaha same

THANK YOU

You've put WAY too much thought into sexy witches... oh well, thumbs up anyway.

get alife moron.

Get alife? sais the man called TRON, someone who named themselves after a Z-Class horror film based upon the ideas of "what if a pile of mediocre direction got a budget.", were talking about proper topics here matey, Just because you don't get sexy witches doesn't mean you've got to be salty.

...Tron was a horror film? Since when? Not judging it good or bad, but... a horror film?

Lmao

Trithis At least it's not a sin

Hasan Ahmed he should have showed it and removed a sin

Surely it should be though - character makes "I've never seen/will never see" statement, we instantly know they will either see or be killed by that very thing.

seriously, I was waiting for it.

it was fantastic

Sophie Talia don't forget Kevin

Sophie Talia I was just about to comment on the same thing 😂

What movies are the angry molesting tree and kevin from?

Angry Molesting Tree is from Evil Dead 2

I suspect Kevin is from Home Alone

This aged well

Trust me... they will...

That's basically what I thought when he said that,too.The filmmakers should have had one of the other friends say that.

You wouldn't want your Chinese food to come from China. The ones from Taiwan and HK should be safe, though. Anyway, is there a place to watch the uncut version?

i always thought this, but thought that that's just hte way easch location "worked it out"...like america does nude scenes and teens because thats what they ended up doing that worked, it's a culural thing but because each location worked out the ritual in a way that makes sense to THEM (like, japan didn't do nudity and teens cuz that's not what they thought to try first).

Damn this pretty much sums up ever single GOD-DAMN horror movie ever

Kaiju... 'Nough said!

Fairy tales*

JazzyNym BUT… if it was electromagnetic, they would have sensed it.

Birds can't see glass. but I have no idea if this would count as glass. Honestly, we have no idea if the bird would have been able to spot this or not.

Muzic Loverr why and how?! sharks can detect EM, but not birds to my knowledge. they fly into power lines ffs.

this is actually a really good point. most birds are remarkably adept at detecting electromagnetic fields. but maybe i'm overanalyzing. i love this movie, because i can only point out small flaws in it rather than gaping plot holes.

yeah, like sharks, they sense electricity. They have to in the sky.

XxUniLizzyxX XxUniLizzyxX // It‘s basically the Truman Show with more blood.

this is SCP is the true 001 is "the Database"

Well,,,,

@@vincentsantangelo3920 so I searched SCP on Google and got this www.scp-wiki.net/ is this the same scp SCP we're talking about?

@@chochinhernandez23 Correct

Lyssa Driscoll ikr ever since the movie came out i was like wtf i want to see that monster kill people. oh wtf look at that one. there were so many choices

You may enjoy poking around the universe and lore of SCP then. There's tons of material to go through and it's not unlike the last part of this movie.

Agreed. I love supernatural creature lore, and it's interesting to see how each movie or show takes it, this would be something I'd look forward to if they made this into a TV show.

If they make a TV show, it should be based on the facility and their annual attempts. Some they get, some they f*** up. And of course, a different monster every episode.

Lyssa Driscoll I was interested in the guy with plastic bags. That was fucking funny.

Or Shaggy from Scooby Doo

BlindTruths ghxjx

I think the blood is theirs alright, only they collected it earlier. They only break the vials on the stones when someone dies. It's more effective than retrieving the bodies to get the blood on the sacrificial circle.

Veronica Marèah shut up

I can’t tell if this a satirical joke or your actually serious

You know the Cinematic signs dude is the one who said it right? She was just repeating it

Japan just has weird horror movies.

I love Japanese horror movies because there's often a "You can defeat the monster/demon/ghost/etc. some way, but you need to solve the mystery or discover its origin story to do so!" theme that makes the movies more exciting and fulfilling than simply, "Roar, monster! Kill it, don't die! Oops, you died. The end!" that many American movies tend to follow.

Yes, that was the whole point of the different countries, the different horror movie cliches they use. I can't believe that went over Jeremy's head.

deadgirl82 // Same. In fact, I haven’t seen one good one thereafter.

I liked it, but I could have used some more thought out context to the God's needs and this groups relationship to them.

Ironic, since it's about the deconstruction of horror movie troupes, and sometimes poking fun at them xD

Ridiculously, This is one of the most overrated movie I've ever seen too

Read the description of the vid and it says that this is one of cinema sins favorite movies

YAS!

Fun fact: SCP-173 is in the background during a scene

@@VentingPoem which one?

@@pirs_d_vejl during that scene in the boxes you can see the facial pattern of scp 173 however searching it online is easier

Yeah, I don't know why CinemaSins thinks the blood comes from the victims themselves while they are dying.

am i the only one getting the painfully obvious Cthulhu mythos references???

"The blood of the fallen flows ever downward from these tightened spires."

WFDolphinPilot iA

that is so fucking true

Sesshomaru: usually cinema sins takes movies for their literal meaning, and not their deeper meaning, even though they know what it's supposed to mean. In the description it says that they love this movie.

+Sesshomaru even Robot Chicken got it right

Yeah, I thought the audience analogy was pretty blatant but I guess not for everyone. Very well said.

Yeah. The scientists did everything except wink at the camera. Couldn't have been any more blatant.

If you're gonna apply this logic you'd have to take a shitton of sin away because this movie is a parody and almost all the actual sins were intentional.

Right?! I thought it was some crap horror, but decided to give it a go. Then it turned into "It's a reality game for these people" and I got excited!

I thought this movie was spooky hehehehehe I actually spilled my spaghetti watching it, knew I should have stuck to popcorn hehehe

mom's spaghetti?

Considering it's a Joss Whedon movie, I knew right away I'd like it. Sure, he didn't direct it, but Drew Goddard did, who was a staple in Joss's Buffy/Angel crew, and they both wrote it.

Arno goes Onlinudetgyhhh

joshua marti from what I know Kevin is your average looking guy, but is a super fucked up killer. Some have speculated that it is or based on the Kevin character from Sin City

Home Alone is a horror movie I assure you.

joshua marti well you can't go and name a T-Rex Dave now

Kevin 11?

Kevin Hart......... He kills with his comedy

Kidd F1re And Poltergeist

@@Superrobotmama The one in Poltergeist wasn't quite as rapey as the one from Evil Dead.

Hentai Surprise True!

Hentai Surprise well you would know right 😂

Thank you I thought no one was going to point that out

also this horror movie roasts all the other horror movies. the stupid descions last female surviour, nudes. also in that horror movie we are the gods. the gods are us

Sadly, the point of this movie went way over many people's heads... Same with Tuck & Dale vs Evil.

+All the Ramen on the Sky Tucker*

Agreed! Especially the way Bradley Whitford says, "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!" It's such a small moment but absolute gold! Or did he say, "Oh, come on!"? It's been awhile...I think I need to watch this movie again!

Lol

Valid

590 sins because I don’t like you

you right. twerking isn't sexy. that was even with no ass.

Think you can do it better? Dm me proof

Mark M yeah

He doesn't really do comedy movies.

This. I need to see them sin this. Please, give this dude more comments & thumbs!

Good luck, dude. I've been barking up that tree for them to do Buckaroo Banzai for years now, to no avail.

Yeah baby!

Doesn’t change the fact that they don’t tell us what that structure is to clarify. Overall I just want to see a sequel Cabin in the Woods 2: Ghost in the Bathroom

@@EmmaBonn96 they clearly say in the movie that every culture has a different version, so why would they bother to explain their version when the point of the other rituals in the film was only to put pressure on the engineers and raise the stakes when they all failed and it was down to the Americans to stop the ancient ones from rising

@@Fregley_ since it based of movie tropes, it most likely Japanese School Club scenario

@@EmmaBonn96 Cabin in the woods 2: Kevin

@@EmmaBonn96 A sequel to a movie in which the world ends

Yep. If you imagine the movie without that earlier eagle scene, the Hemsworth scene would've risked being a jump-the-shark moment. Even in a film as balls-out crazy as this, an invisible sci-fi force-fence is a pretty big pill to swallow, maybe because it's implied to be human tech rather than supernatural like everything else. They made the right choice imo to set up the fence early and move swiftly along. Sure, if you're paying attention, it means you totally know what's going to happen to Hemsworth, but the "Don't do it, bro!" anticipation arguably works better than going for a big WTF moment that would end up feeling like a cheap trick on the audience precisely because it hadn't been set up previously. You sort of have to set things up in movies, show that it's a thing, establish the rules, otherwise audiences feel like the film cheated and there are no stakes because it's anything-can-happen time. If there's a problem, it's that the set-up isn't very subtle. It feels like a scene-extension added in post to paper over a problem. Maybe test audiences complained there was no set-up? Besides, anyone who forgot the eagle scene still got their surprise :)

@@blatherskite3009 in other words, you have to make movies for people who don't watch movies. Anyone that's seen a movie before knew that force field was going to fuck with people later. The mistake the movie made was drawing far too much attention to it. It basically went, "Hey, look at this. Remember this."

@@blatherskite3009 I absolutely agree. This is a good instance of dramatic irony. The character doesn't know he's about to die, but those who paid attention already know what will happen. It is actually quite comedic seeing all the build-up for his motorcycle jump just to have known that he will get blocked by the fence.

Totally agree. With no set up, that would be death by ex-Fence-ika.

@@mangopop6217 That's the problem, it's not for people who 'paid attention'. It was for everyone who happened to be near the screen of the movie playing with how much of an unsubtle way they drew attention to it.

(Late reply) I know right? Should have at least taken three sins off

Also did anyone notice at 5:44 Is that Kevin the cannibal from Sin City?? Nobody put money on him either lol!!

Lol! This is the only reason I went to the comment section!! That was the best part

Because they're listing sins, not comedy gold.

Robert Alter true, but its definitely worth a sin removal

Of course, because it's not like you can set up a bomb with high-powered explosives in such a way that it converts all the energy into one massive explosion to look like an accident.

Yeah, but where is the fun in that?

"Release the hounds." In Mr. Burns's voice.

PULL THE LEVER KRONK....flips monster switch*....WROOOOOONNNNNGGGGG LEVER...SPLAT*

Fuck that noise. Monsters unleashed.

Sasuke Uchiha stfu sasuke before i bitch slap u

It killed that guy too

Demon Knight Dean I know right? I completed it in my head with "...shooting rainbows out of its arse". Both of the are hilarious

Good pun

How are u still alive 😂😂😂

I see your Bee Movie and raise you a Doctor Strange.

Haplo2020 I see your Doctor Strange and raise you one Rogue One and one Split

Well shit. The only things I can think of to call are Logan and Da best of da best Movies "Who Killed Captain Alex"

_AK_ bee movie is perfect

_AK_ Everything wrong with the bee movie, but every time it's sinned, it gets faster.

Aydin Fjeldsted *ding*

"nahh nahhh nahhh.... welcome to the cabin. boo yeah! I've got to get me one of these"

マクドナルドカイル Your name is McDonald's Kyle.

Negative Zero XD

truth

tricksterhuaun They said in the descriptions that they love this movie, not surprising they occasionally had a hard time looking past that!

There were plenty things wrong with this movie.

tricksterhuaun how come?

tricksterhuaun Either that, or when they take a silly movie 100% seriously

That's how you know they actually liked the movie.

IRMacGuyver // It‘s also likely part supernatural.

@@magicmulder I forgot that. Yes the cubes being made of glass is a reference to 13 ghosts.

so they can fit the bike on

The chick straight up says that she's sleeping in the camper if the cabin, that they've never been to, is too shitty and gross inside. Hence the reason they drove it, plus room for everyone and their luggage, plus his motorcycle mounted to the back.

The fans of cinemas sins are even more toxic and stupid than cinemas is himself.

1) They can fit the bike on the camper 2) It was his dads camper so it was avilible and they didn't need to rent one with bike racks

France is smelly though...

Eli Persky I was looking for this comment! The Japanese trope oftentimes has schoolchildren involved. I'm sure if we got more than just snips of failures from other places, this would be more clear to viewers