Everything Wrong With Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

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CinemaSins

5 жыл бұрын

This video is a re-upload. Original release date was 4/26/16
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@CinemaSins
@CinemaSins 5 жыл бұрын
Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We'll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday as well as every Thursday during our September vacation. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday, and new ones every Thursday after our September vacation.
@thechosenjuan8776
@thechosenjuan8776 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I hope you take the fuck out of that break.
@RHCPndRATM
@RHCPndRATM 5 жыл бұрын
War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise
@dr2d2
@dr2d2 5 жыл бұрын
Ok
@MrPruske
@MrPruske 5 жыл бұрын
then why didnt you fix the second thing? it wasnt a shadow?
@gashunk
@gashunk 5 жыл бұрын
redhead hitler lol
@miachetta
@miachetta 5 жыл бұрын
Where are the sins for how Leia totally ignores Chewbacca after he just saw his best friend for Fifty years killed?
@Historicutuber
@Historicutuber 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Iachetta good one
@tsopmocful1958
@tsopmocful1958 4 жыл бұрын
She didn't give him a medal in Ep.4 either...and called him a walking carpet. Bitch.
@mikeybaxter3164
@mikeybaxter3164 4 жыл бұрын
In Ep.4, Chewbacca refused to be given the medal until after the ceremony.
@bartekszubert3083
@bartekszubert3083 4 жыл бұрын
@@tsopmocful1958 how dare you
@bowens9211
@bowens9211 4 жыл бұрын
If they did you kids will be whining about it like "They try to make us feel sorry for them" lol
@adamburns2645
@adamburns2645 5 жыл бұрын
Here’s a sin. when mourning Han Leia and Chewbacca, the two most important people in his life, walk right past each other without so much as a glance and Leia decides to super hug Rey, the girl she just met, instead because girl power
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 5 жыл бұрын
No not because girl power, because mistake. JJ admitted that was dumb... but since Leia is force sensitive she could tell Rey was the new new hope. Still that was wrong.
@lateflipp54
@lateflipp54 5 жыл бұрын
Here is another one Rey who never wielded a lightsaber before wins against ren who is trained in the weapon
@barrylyndon5552
@barrylyndon5552 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah and she had a good excuse for not giving him a medal in New Hope too i bet. Bullshit she is a racist. That 'walking carpet' line said alot
@trevonpontes6731
@trevonpontes6731 5 жыл бұрын
David Stratton the force gave her the strength to fight, its best not to question a fictional ability
@bobblueford
@bobblueford 5 жыл бұрын
@@lateflipp54 That's the same way I feel. Because of political correctness, she's not even a trainee yet and already she takes on a force-strong veteran and hands him his ass. It took Luke Skywalker almost two full movies to finally be a worthy opponent for Lord Vader. And he was the second most force powerful Jedi ever!
@billross9132
@billross9132 4 жыл бұрын
Another sin: why is Han STILL a smuggler even after 30 years and having a family.
@FlameDarkfire
@FlameDarkfire 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Ross can’t let go of the only thing he knows
@jackarmant9188
@jackarmant9188 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlameDarkfire He let go of smuggling in the first 2 movies tho. I'm sure that's literally Hans character arc, from selfish smuggler to Han the hero, volunteering for the Endor mission and all.
@lilymorton1408
@lilymorton1408 3 жыл бұрын
In a talk he had with Leia, he said after they lost Luke and Ben, they both went back to the only thing they were ever good at. (Leia leading the rebellion, and Han being a smuggler.)
@TankUni
@TankUni 3 жыл бұрын
Because after spending billions on acquiring the franchise, Bob Iger wanted to take the safest, least creative path with the new movies and so commanded that everything be reset back to ANH. And so many problems fell out of that one decision.
@thesaladolla
@thesaladolla 3 жыл бұрын
He's in it for the money
@williamsmith9946
@williamsmith9946 4 жыл бұрын
Stormtrooper: *Misses something* Cinemasins: That's a sin Stormtrooper: *Hits something* Cinemasins: T h a t s a s i n
@nicholaskinkaid
@nicholaskinkaid 4 жыл бұрын
Called out cinemasins for their sinning process? That's a sin
@LooperEpic
@LooperEpic 4 жыл бұрын
Made me read "that Asian" instead of "that's a sin"? That's a sin
@coltafanan
@coltafanan 4 жыл бұрын
that's the point. The stormtroopers only seem to be threatening when they serve the plot
@deathtrooper2048
@deathtrooper2048 3 жыл бұрын
@@coltafanan Or it's that stormtroopers are terrible when a main character is there
@Hellwyck
@Hellwyck 3 жыл бұрын
That's a paddlin'
@marksmith2412
@marksmith2412 4 жыл бұрын
Han asks Finn what he did... "Sanitation" Since when are Janitors given Stormtrooper armor and sent to battle?
@ssssSTopmotion
@ssssSTopmotion 4 жыл бұрын
Since there's bad writing
@Robbo-mx8nn
@Robbo-mx8nn 3 жыл бұрын
North korea?? 🤷‍♂️
@Viper631
@Viper631 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it kind of makes sense when he says it was his first battle. Not making up for the bad writing but he was probably sanitation till that point?
@garethoneill5676
@garethoneill5676 3 жыл бұрын
Why raise a child from birth to be a janitor as well?
@AlyxDG
@AlyxDG 3 жыл бұрын
@@garethoneill5676 Same thing happened to the clones. Defective clone trainees like 99 were assigned as maintenance on Kamiino if they failed their training.
@jasongarcia6477
@jasongarcia6477 4 жыл бұрын
The “GameStop” part got me 😂
@thomaswayne2076
@thomaswayne2076 3 жыл бұрын
Ya that was Sins removed lol 😂
@thejaidengameryt6046
@thejaidengameryt6046 3 жыл бұрын
Really accurate
@joshperrin9947
@joshperrin9947 3 жыл бұрын
If only they knew what was to happen
@aritramaitra3341
@aritramaitra3341 3 жыл бұрын
Muuuuuuch more funny now.
@spencerboone10
@spencerboone10 3 жыл бұрын
@@aritramaitra3341 truth
@akalog2872
@akalog2872 4 жыл бұрын
no one gonna mention how kylo has been training for years and all of a sudden when she picks up a lightsaber she can beat him in a dual??!
@53prime
@53prime 4 жыл бұрын
Do you mean a duel? Or is this a diad pun?
@pranksterboy8371
@pranksterboy8371 4 жыл бұрын
akaLog okay spoiler alert She’s the emperor’s granddaughter obviously she’s powerful
@crabbieappleton
@crabbieappleton 4 жыл бұрын
When it was simply this film alone, I thought that Snoke had trained Kylo, and Snoke wasn't a Sith Lord. So, Kylo wasn't trained to use the saber as a Jedi would have been. It was clear that he just used it as a cudgel.
@michaelevans4265
@michaelevans4265 4 жыл бұрын
@@crabbieappleton interesting idea tbh yet the whole situation is still very retarded and clearly little thoughts nor fucks were given. Especially when I think in this movie you also hear that kylo ren was trained by Luke? Unless I remember that completely wrong.
@akalog2872
@akalog2872 4 жыл бұрын
Prankster Boy okay and? Anakin Skywalker has to train too. He lost against count dooku and trained harder and defeated him. Then literally became the strongest. He was op but they made Rey look like a god compared to Darth Vader. And He was the chosen one. Rey literally picks up a lightsaber and suddenly knows how to fight with it. I get it is implied that she has some type of combat training because of the stick she used to carry around with her but I mean it’s dumb. Kylo should’ve clearly been stronger because he had training from Luke skywalker and later Snoke who turned out to be a clone palpatine controlled because why not. but basically what seems like plot armor makes her equal to kylo. Later becoming even stronger than Him. That’s why these movies are so bad and should stick with just one director
@jedi_cat_l4976
@jedi_cat_l4976 4 жыл бұрын
"Where is lando?" In the third movie.
@Thecommander248
@Thecommander248 4 жыл бұрын
That's a sinning.
@Turbulation1
@Turbulation1 4 жыл бұрын
.......... bruh If you watched the movie you could have seen him at one point or another
@jedi_cat_l4976
@jedi_cat_l4976 4 жыл бұрын
@@Turbulation1 i did watch the movie
@mrbossinthebin4868
@mrbossinthebin4868 4 жыл бұрын
Which was shit
@randomdino5691
@randomdino5691 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I really liked rise of skywalker. Oh god I’m about to start a huge argument.
@artemisjones2121
@artemisjones2121 4 жыл бұрын
"Here, let me mark you so people can tell that you're the conflicted Stormtrooper..."😂😂😂😂😂
@masterntc2164
@masterntc2164 3 жыл бұрын
Like how Michael Scott marked the Asians arm in The Office.
@bossshun9
@bossshun9 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly was hoping that Fin would be the next Jedi for the new generation. But nah, they gave it to this heffa.
@artemisjones2121
@artemisjones2121 2 жыл бұрын
@@bossshun9 nah, as "progressive" as they'd like to appear they weren't gonna let that happen
@badpiggies988
@badpiggies988 2 жыл бұрын
@@artemisjones2121 More like progre$$ive
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 10 ай бұрын
He'll need to sanitize that helmet later
@nuggetygoodness
@nuggetygoodness 5 жыл бұрын
That Gamestop comment was so true.
@willmayer8284
@willmayer8284 5 жыл бұрын
That really had me lol
@gachapluto696
@gachapluto696 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a personal story I spy?
@Kinghenhog39
@Kinghenhog39 4 жыл бұрын
I literally spit and laughed when he said that I was like Daaaamn got em!
@krixpy1581
@krixpy1581 4 жыл бұрын
Hahha I was dying of laughter on how true that crap was
@terrysmith6472
@terrysmith6472 4 жыл бұрын
it had me dying
@silverblade357
@silverblade357 4 жыл бұрын
10:08 Why wasn't this random Stormtrooper Captain Phasma? That would have made much more sense for Finn's character arc.
@thebruheternal3654
@thebruheternal3654 4 жыл бұрын
Less merch opportunity
@jacksyoutubechannel3290
@jacksyoutubechannel3290 4 жыл бұрын
I believe they wanted to show how strong regular troopers could be.
@dylanbr2367
@dylanbr2367 3 жыл бұрын
It’s an old friend of his from the training academy
@ericmantica1337
@ericmantica1337 4 жыл бұрын
In the shot just before Kylo kills Han, it shows Han gripping tightly onto his lightsaber. Then, in the next shot, both his arms are at his side and he gets killed.
@DamienFatePlays
@DamienFatePlays 5 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone say that it's a shadow of a ship in the opening scene, it's a silhouette. You can tell because even the stars in the background are blocked out.
@ZappasBappas
@ZappasBappas 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly, i never once thought it was a shadow before..
@theFLRN
@theFLRN 5 жыл бұрын
Damien Fate i had to scroll through the comments so i know i‘m not the only one who is annoyed by that.
@cripplingautism5785
@cripplingautism5785 5 жыл бұрын
and the reason the ship isn't illuminated is because the shot is from the POV of a planet which obviously blocks out the sun.
@jackassplus
@jackassplus 5 жыл бұрын
in order for that side of the planet to be illuminated as it is, (gibbous) and given that the ship is symmetrical, and how perspective works, at least part of the bottom of the ship should have been illuminated. In order to have that shot work out, the planet would have had to be illuminated at less than half.
@cripplingautism5785
@cripplingautism5785 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackassplus hmm maybe ur right, I won't argue with that. so it's still not a sin-free scene in that case. he just didn't get the right one.
@maddie9602
@maddie9602 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Phasma lowering the shields while offering zero resistance is even more lame after it was revealed in The Last Jedi that her armor is blaster-proof. So why would she do anything at gunpoint again, while wearing gun-proof armor?
@void_4871
@void_4871 5 жыл бұрын
Plot hole
@5223142
@5223142 5 жыл бұрын
Saving her own skin. Loyalty isn’t an issue with her
@Underworlder5
@Underworlder5 5 жыл бұрын
@@5223142 that could have been a plausible explanation if it was made clear in the movies, otherwise it just looks out of character
@5223142
@5223142 5 жыл бұрын
very mad guy true enough
@Drood.
@Drood. 5 жыл бұрын
The real sin is why isn't every storm trooper wearing mirrored blaster proof Armour when all their enemies use laser(Blaster) guns?
@Jesse-oi2ly
@Jesse-oi2ly 4 жыл бұрын
5:02 "You ever fly this thing?" "No-" 5:22 Right after almost completely crashing the ship she does some friggin trick with a ship she has never used The fact they built a superweapon after it has been done two times without ANYONE noticing is a crucial error imo
@ezios_venom1864
@ezios_venom1864 3 жыл бұрын
One thing I never understood was how Rey never had lightsaber training but easily defeated Kylo Ren in a 1v1. Kylo also was more force advanced than Rey so he could have easily thrown her around.
@martalaatsch8358
@martalaatsch8358 11 ай бұрын
She already was good at fighting with a big stick, and he was injured and in emotional shock, and had never completed his training either. She shouldn't have been that good at shooting, though
@nighttrain1236
@nighttrain1236 10 ай бұрын
@@martalaatsch8358 He was injured so I can just about buy the lightsabre fight, what I can't buy is her being more proficient in the use of the force per se when she's able to grab the lightsabre against his 'force will'.
@martalaatsch8358
@martalaatsch8358 10 ай бұрын
@@nighttrain1236 tue movie k8nd of implies it happened because the lightsaber was rightfully hers and not Kylos. Which raises the question of why we have this whole "the wand chooses the wizard" theme all of a sudden, but it doesn't exactly contradict anything that was important earlier... M8ght also be because she accidentally learned a bunch of his training when their minds connected
@nighttrain1236
@nighttrain1236 10 ай бұрын
@@martalaatsch8358 That's intriguing but I don't know of anything in the Star War lore that says objects can become enchanted like that (i.e., the lightsabre has a 'will'), although objects can have 'power' IIRC.
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 10 ай бұрын
​@@martalaatsch8358using a staff would never transfer over to using a lightsaber. Unless you're a Mary Sue like Rey
@commenturthegreat2915
@commenturthegreat2915 5 жыл бұрын
"Master, our last death star failed due to a small gap in the shields. A single shot penetrated them and blew the whole thing up." "OK, we'll just make a new one. But instead of having a small gap where a shot can be fired through, we'll just have a large enough gap that A WHOLE SPACESHIP CAN FIT THROUGH IT." "Yes, master."
@deadshot5007
@deadshot5007 5 жыл бұрын
Wait this is for episode 6
@samuelbarber4154
@samuelbarber4154 4 жыл бұрын
I defend the original weakness because: A) It was intentional on behalf of Mads Mikkelson. 2) It wasn't the shields. D) It was the exhaust port for the core.
@jackarmant9188
@jackarmant9188 4 жыл бұрын
​@@samuelbarber4154 For the second time didn't the Bothan spies pass the info about it existing and not being completed, but the Emperor revealed that he knew about the Bothans and that the death star was actually fully operational, and that he had prepared for their attack on the shield generator? But the emperor didn't expect the natives of Endor to be a problem. False retreat to gain territorial advantage in order to employ a decisive counter-attack. Aka ITS A TRAP!
@Tomfoolery1972
@Tomfoolery1972 5 жыл бұрын
5:01 Also, why is the ship that helped blow up BOTH Death Stars not in a museum on Coruscant or Corellia or something? 🤔
@rkid_ben7609
@rkid_ben7609 4 жыл бұрын
Tomfoolery1972 it was stolen to be kept as a valuable ship ‘because’ it was used to blow up both Death Stars, why would you put it in a museum if it’s that powerful and fast?
@beepthemeep12
@beepthemeep12 4 жыл бұрын
@@rkid_ben7609 also it was still hans ship. He had it stolen after rotj
@noahhathaway5065
@noahhathaway5065 3 жыл бұрын
@@rkid_ben7609 they would have least made copies of it
@chiuy4722
@chiuy4722 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahhathaway5065 the falcon was literally 1 out of a couple thousand yt-1300 produced by Corellian engineering
@JulianDeBacker
@JulianDeBacker 2 жыл бұрын
'That belongs in a museum!' as Han Solo would say.
@53prime
@53prime 4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, I'm late to the game (no I'm not, I'm actually rewatching) but why does Luke's Lightsaber call out to Palpatines granddaughter? Weird.
@samsondoesstuff9565
@samsondoesstuff9565 4 жыл бұрын
It’s either 1) because it’s the Force really calling to her in the form of the lightsaber as she is destined to bring balance or 2) just an easy write in for the movie to have both fan service and plot convenience
@53prime
@53prime 4 жыл бұрын
@@samsondoesstuff9565 2. Or 3. They didn't know who Rey was when TFA came out.
@samsondoesstuff9565
@samsondoesstuff9565 4 жыл бұрын
53prime That is probably more likely tbh
@laurenford3951
@laurenford3951 4 жыл бұрын
It's not Luke's, it's Anakin's
@weareamazing-josh8081
@weareamazing-josh8081 4 жыл бұрын
It could be anakin calling out to rey manifesting his force into the saber or it could be him calling out to her like the others do in ROS
@bartok1378
@bartok1378 4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be honest with you. As a pilot of commercial aircraft. You don’t need keys or anything to start the aircraft other that turning on all the systems, so that shouldn’t be a sin.
@itssolyt3765
@itssolyt3765 4 жыл бұрын
Bartok can I get a free flight somewhere bro
@Justanotherpersonn-
@Justanotherpersonn- 4 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, these act more like cars than planes
@bartok1378
@bartok1378 4 жыл бұрын
@@Justanotherpersonn- Don't really see how the millennium falcon is considered a car. But ok.
@vuklakic7420
@vuklakic7420 4 жыл бұрын
@@bartok1378 He meant that cars are common in our universe as ships in star wars universe, even if it wasnt a car, it would be considered a van or a truck or something simmilar...
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Is that applicable to space ships? I kid of course. (^_^)
@Saxina
@Saxina 5 жыл бұрын
Phasma is scared of finn’s blaster even though her armor is blaster proof? They tried to shoot her in the last Jedi and it didn’t work.
@ianbuswell1792
@ianbuswell1792 5 жыл бұрын
If you look he is actually aiming under her helmet, more towards her neck area
@witchBoi_Connor
@witchBoi_Connor 5 жыл бұрын
Saxon Harris continuity isn’t a thing, what is a continuity?
@thelifeofponch0
@thelifeofponch0 5 жыл бұрын
He was aiming under her helmet dumbass
@reapertoa
@reapertoa 5 жыл бұрын
i think she was more scared about chewbacca ripping her arms off
@Jodeadible
@Jodeadible 5 жыл бұрын
It was more of a Rian Johnson retcon at that point, they had to make Phasma intimidating or something. Phasma was a waste of a character anyways, just move on.
@Jason_Black
@Jason_Black 5 жыл бұрын
0:19 1. That's not how shadows work. If the ship was close to the sun, there'd be no visible shadow on the planet unless the ship were almost as big as the sun. To get this shadow the ship would have to be almost the size of our moon and be the distance of our moon relative to the sun and the earth. To get this shadow using a ship of this size, you'd need a small light source that was as powerful as a sun - but that would light up the darkened side of the planet we see, as would the sun if this were a shadow being cast by a sun. 2. It's not a shadow. It's the ship.
@newenglandmixes5990
@newenglandmixes5990 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Black he also said the “galaxy’s sun” 😂
@jacobsacristan6746
@jacobsacristan6746 4 жыл бұрын
“Redheaded hitler”
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
@GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 жыл бұрын
Those handrails @16:10 that we see near the ships at the rebel base always bugged me. Those are the actual handrails at the filming location in England, but they never bothered to remove them or modify them to make it look like something from the world of Star Wars.
@nighttrain1236
@nighttrain1236 10 ай бұрын
LMAO. It looks like an old airbase. One thing that always bugged me is all the fingerprints over Captain Phasma's chrome helmet. It's so obvious that these fingerprints are from the actors handling the prop. At least in the Last Jedi, the fingerprints are gone.
@hsfhanaa
@hsfhanaa 5 жыл бұрын
"Gamestop" thats the funniest thing I've ever heard
@dude3278
@dude3278 5 жыл бұрын
It's the truth though.
@Blazingfireball977
@Blazingfireball977 5 жыл бұрын
hahaaa! yeah same here
@faytlyte25
@faytlyte25 5 жыл бұрын
That's the joke, that's why OP found it so funny.
@faytlyte25
@faytlyte25 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it just means the top of games
@OverlordZephyros
@OverlordZephyros 5 жыл бұрын
GameStop close its stores in Puerto Rico... ( Ewok celebration insert)
@Sovairu
@Sovairu 5 жыл бұрын
It could have been corny and a little cheap, but I think that it would've been cute for Han to turn to Leia, before leaving again, and say, "I love you," then have Leia say, "I know."
@stephenrose8300
@stephenrose8300 4 жыл бұрын
Well they did it in return of the Jedi, but then again since these movies are copying the original, still could work.
@Quaser48
@Quaser48 4 жыл бұрын
@@stephenrose8300 I just rewatched Return Of The Jedi and wanted to comment the same thing lol
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
Well Han kinda did that to Kylo in Episode 9
@jessicasnow9007
@jessicasnow9007 2 жыл бұрын
I think “You still drive me crazy.” “I know.” Would have worked well.
@Rob-Raz
@Rob-Raz 4 жыл бұрын
You make an excellent point about Adam driver. It’s hard to take him seriously as a Sith Lord. He is more of an EMO with a glow stick than Anakin was in the prequel’s. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
@koraegi
@koraegi 4 жыл бұрын
Rob Razdrih but anakin was a whiny annoying guy who only cared about fucking padme
@FM_LEGENDARY
@FM_LEGENDARY 3 жыл бұрын
Broken Warrior Well no. Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd were fucking abominations.
@slaviclad9705
@slaviclad9705 2 жыл бұрын
@@FM_LEGENDARY very low of you to call jake lloyd a abomination he was just a kid doing his best, people with the same mindset as you ruined his life
@nighttrain1236
@nighttrain1236 10 ай бұрын
His temper tantrums made me unable to take his character seriously. It's even worse in The Last Jedi.
@scottwagner646
@scottwagner646 4 жыл бұрын
Are we just going to pretend that Kylo's mask doesn't look like an evil Donald Duck bill?
@scottwagner646
@scottwagner646 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Janovus
@Janovus 4 жыл бұрын
The new stormtroopers helmet actually do...
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 2 жыл бұрын
I can't *not* see that now...
@annettemaldonado9562
@annettemaldonado9562 5 жыл бұрын
*"REEEEEYYYYYYYY!"* "Rey." *1 sin*
@galladesamurai2380
@galladesamurai2380 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PowahSlapEntertainmint
@PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Did you know that Star Wars has both Stars and Wars?
@kenshii7404
@kenshii7404 5 жыл бұрын
PowahSlap Entertainmint lol I watch ur vids and ur already here
@minnesotangaming8966
@minnesotangaming8966 5 жыл бұрын
Wow...
@rekaviles
@rekaviles 5 жыл бұрын
Ding
@ConOtron809
@ConOtron809 5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea my life has been changed!
@thanoscar9746
@thanoscar9746 5 жыл бұрын
you are so dumb star wars isnt real
@colereed6435
@colereed6435 4 жыл бұрын
“Still leía but not a full on Jedi” Well she actually is apparently
@Filterdeez
@Filterdeez 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Galaxy Quest reference😂😂 "historical documents"
@DankMatter
@DankMatter 5 жыл бұрын
The First Order stormtroopers learned how to aim
@Kyro_EN
@Kyro_EN 5 жыл бұрын
That's why they are generally 0.2% more accurate against still targets and 0.0008% more accurate against moving ones.
@matthewm4020
@matthewm4020 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the reason storm troops couldn't seem to aim in the first trilogy was because vader ordered them to miss so he could deal with them.
@dadeleemurphy85
@dadeleemurphy85 5 жыл бұрын
lol. yeah that's a sin for sure. lol.
@megamanbrandon
@megamanbrandon 5 жыл бұрын
SJW killed this once glorious franchise
@TsunTzu
@TsunTzu 5 жыл бұрын
Only occasionally.
@julio5348
@julio5348 5 жыл бұрын
The plans are in the hands of your father... Han Solo... "In case you forgot what your father's name was" NICE!!!
@beaumcdean6575
@beaumcdean6575 5 жыл бұрын
Julio in case anyone thought it was Chewie, just clearing that up.
@julio5348
@julio5348 5 жыл бұрын
+Beau McDean He does look more like Chewie than he does like Han. You might be onto something...
@Themigetlife
@Themigetlife 4 жыл бұрын
“Never seen anybody stop a blaster bolt in mid air” Darth Vader from clone wars: *smacks lips* you shore bout dat
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 4 жыл бұрын
lol true. I think he literally meant stopping it in mid air, which he did. Vader blocked them. Kylo held the blast in suspension.
@jermz6390
@jermz6390 3 жыл бұрын
He said Star Wars MOVIES idiot.
@abramsullivan7764
@abramsullivan7764 3 жыл бұрын
Which clone wars are you referring to Clone Wars (2003) of The Clone Wars (2008-2014-2020)?
@diegogandara8913
@diegogandara8913 2 жыл бұрын
@@abramsullivan7764 2008 because they never showed vader in 2003
@tearjaw
@tearjaw 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the ferguson police department line. I'm a terrible person...
@BagelBoi4000
@BagelBoi4000 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: mark hamhill had literally never seen a starwars movie before acting in starwars IV a new hope
@JohnDoe-my9dw
@JohnDoe-my9dw 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is mindblowing
@pimpstickmafia3997
@pimpstickmafia3997 5 жыл бұрын
Star wars a new hope was the first ever star wars movie
@JohnDoe-my9dw
@JohnDoe-my9dw 5 жыл бұрын
No way!
@nobro6971
@nobro6971 5 жыл бұрын
DerpTrooper I-/ neither had anyone else
@thefluffyneko4450
@thefluffyneko4450 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: despite how popular starwars would become, barely anybody had heard about it before they announced episode IV
@lennon30790
@lennon30790 5 жыл бұрын
"Goddman C3PO" is the perfect line for that scene
@despro_
@despro_ 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t like how the prequels have more of a sin counter than the sequels. Edit: It’s so much fun to watch the internet tear itself apart!
@joebuck4957
@joebuck4957 4 жыл бұрын
I do. 😉.
@JoniHD99
@JoniHD99 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because they're way more problematic in every single way. Writing, acting, dialogue. visuals, editing etc etc
@RKRo313
@RKRo313 4 жыл бұрын
Cinemasins is not a fan of prequels
@JoniHD99
@JoniHD99 4 жыл бұрын
@@RKRo313 Can't say I blame them
@mumkeymaan4600
@mumkeymaan4600 4 жыл бұрын
@@JoniHD99 because Cinemasins went apeshit with Revenge of the Sith and gave bonus sins for no fucking reason at all.
@Bastene360Solid
@Bastene360Solid 4 жыл бұрын
9:44 ...Lady..it's been 4 years now and still no explanation
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174
@xxthexboxnoobxx4174 4 жыл бұрын
Bastene 360 Solid oof
@PEACEcity666
@PEACEcity666 5 жыл бұрын
4:25 "Rey apparently works for the Ferguson police department"😂
@TheVintageRomance
@TheVintageRomance 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Gopaul that part was so fucked up but hilarious
@JAYTHEBEAST2
@JAYTHEBEAST2 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh I spat out my soda when he said this shit😂😂😂
@GeneralCloudhopper
@GeneralCloudhopper 4 жыл бұрын
I may or may not have at one point
@Kinghenhog39
@Kinghenhog39 4 жыл бұрын
Dawg I fucking died and came back to life that shit was hilarious! 🤣
@Janovus
@Janovus 4 жыл бұрын
Pathetic Ferguson reference...
@kurtcobain3426
@kurtcobain3426 5 жыл бұрын
Reupload=better quality
@davidhong1934
@davidhong1934 5 жыл бұрын
Origin Of The American Idiot Parade Not really
@kurtcobain3426
@kurtcobain3426 5 жыл бұрын
@@ikke5943 haha nice one
@matthewrandell5055
@matthewrandell5055 5 жыл бұрын
Huh
@shroomie108
@shroomie108 5 жыл бұрын
@@ikke5943 are you NOT entertained?
@normaldavid
@normaldavid 11 ай бұрын
Considering how the next ones went, this was actually a promising start to the sequels, that let us down in the end.
@Lanceyboy03
@Lanceyboy03 3 жыл бұрын
7:47 correction, Luke didn’t just bring the mask from the Death Star and down to Endor, he brought his fathers entire body down with him so that he could have a proper ceremonial death like qui-gon jinn had in the phantom menace
@dr.bright6272
@dr.bright6272 10 ай бұрын
I don't recall him bringing the mask
@MegaSoulHero
@MegaSoulHero 5 жыл бұрын
Can you put “re-upload” or “re-issue” in the title so people won’t be confused?
@LittleParade_
@LittleParade_ 5 жыл бұрын
This would help because I was extremely confused
@Aldo_The_Apache76
@Aldo_The_Apache76 5 жыл бұрын
Only true fans will know which one will be reupload, also if is uploaded on Tuesday is NOT reupload geez, read the description dude.
@FreedomAnderson
@FreedomAnderson 5 жыл бұрын
It's not his fault if people don't pay attention. It was explained in a recent video.
@MegaSoulHero
@MegaSoulHero 5 жыл бұрын
Aldo El Apache - I know. I’m speaking for the idiots who don’t pay attention.
@wardoorpandafly
@wardoorpandafly 5 жыл бұрын
MegaSoulHero yes, I was so conflicted
@solanumtinkr8280
@solanumtinkr8280 5 жыл бұрын
You should have added at least 500 sins for people in other star systems being able to see the planets being destroyed with their Mk 1 eye balls. Or for the fact those planets were so close to each other as to be in walking distance... The same as Han Solo's ship could detect the Falcon half a galaxy away, yet his still managed to lose it and not find it in seconds. These people need to learn to Galaxy! "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
@androzani84productions85
@androzani84productions85 5 жыл бұрын
Solanumtinkr they stayed that Han only found the Falcon because Rey and Finn switched the beacon on by accident.
@solanumtinkr8280
@solanumtinkr8280 5 жыл бұрын
The whole film is riddled with perspective problems that the original trilogy use "the Force" to cover, where as JJ just had it so everywhere was in close proximity. You only have to see the Kelvin Timeline Star Trek first movie to see that.
@solanumtinkr8280
@solanumtinkr8280 5 жыл бұрын
Always good to see someone who knows the quote is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy! :)
@Barmkin01
@Barmkin01 5 жыл бұрын
They could see the planets exploding because it was super bright. Cause come on we can see lighthouses from a couple miles away so why can't we see something much bigger and brighter even if it's hundreds of thousands of miles away. So f u
@LynxAQ
@LynxAQ 5 жыл бұрын
@Duckiez 175 Because light does not travel instantly. The planets further away would require more time for the light to travel to their eyes; therefore the planets closest would be seen first then the planets further and further. Basic physics. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds approximately for light to travel from our sun to the earth. And that is a tiny distant relative to the universe. It has nothing to do with the brightness...
@Darlemonte
@Darlemonte 4 жыл бұрын
A force user calling their sword isn't bad assery, that's friggin level 1.
@yourmomsfavoritemexican4804
@yourmomsfavoritemexican4804 4 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s level 1 to call a lightsaber a sword 😂
@idontexist1184
@idontexist1184 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Lightsaber is just a more... mystical name for a laser sword, which is actually what they were called originally.
@ichiban1865
@ichiban1865 4 жыл бұрын
Mary Sue
@FM_LEGENDARY
@FM_LEGENDARY 3 жыл бұрын
Go Op Yep. Also I don’t know how Jeremy praised her trying out the Jedi mind trick. She’s just a Mary Sue with no character flaws. The only reason Palpatine comes back in TROS is because the writers saw how bad their character building was, and they just used a quick cheap move to explain why she was OP. It still doesn’t excuse the writing flaws.
@lostcause7489
@lostcause7489 3 жыл бұрын
Sword?
@faithgiannini7708
@faithgiannini7708 4 жыл бұрын
1:09 now that’s some hella prediction skills...
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 жыл бұрын
It set up two hours of intriguing plot points that would just be shredded in the next installment. **DING**
@androzani84productions85
@androzani84productions85 5 жыл бұрын
New Message what interesting plot-points?
@TsunTzu
@TsunTzu 5 жыл бұрын
@@androzani84productions85 - Snoke, potential lineage for Rey, Knights of Ren, Luke's jedi school, etc. I didnt care for the movie, like at all, but there was still stuff to do later on.
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 5 жыл бұрын
It set up two hours of moronic plot points that would just be shredded in the next installment. Yep and thank Goodness for that! The Last Jedi may not be anywhere near the level of the OT or even Rogue One but it's a million times better than this atrocity!!!
@franohmsford7548
@franohmsford7548 5 жыл бұрын
Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* I guess you prefer alien titty milking, your mom jokes, casino planet and Rose over a coherent plot. I seem to recall stating just now that "The Last Jedi" may not be anywhere near the level of the OT or even Rogue One. Nowhere did I say The Last Jedi didn't have problems! The Casino Planet? Yes I liked it, The real problem with that part of the film was that it ended up being pointless to the plot but there was nothing wrong with it in itself. Your mom jokes? Sorry I must have missed those, I have only watched TLJ twice so far so excuse me if I haven't got it memorized. Rose? Yes, she's awful! I won't defend Rose as a character because what she did at the end of TLJ was INDEFENSIBLE! Alien milking? First of all those are UDDERS! Those creatures are NOT Humans! Luke may as well have been milking cattle! Why is it that people today feel disgust at where we get milk from? Secondly...That's called worldbuilding! Johnson was giving us some more elements to Star Wars lore! Thirdly...Do you get disgusted at the earwig in Wrath of Khan? The Last Jedi had plenty of problems BUT for some reason it gets lots of flak for stuff that TFA forced upon it! What did you think Luke was doing running off and hiding in TFA! Kylo Ren was a cardboard cut-out in TFA, A whiny brat who kills his father for the utterly indefensible reason that his father was a good man and he wanted to be Evil! In TLJ he's given REAL motivations and character building moments! It was JJ in TFA who decided to wipe out 5 planets simultaneously with a weapon fired from another planet LIGHT YEARS away! Yep that's right, those lasers should have taken YEARS to reach those planets!!! TFA destroyed Star Wars future continuity! Rogue One is a prequel and works/fits into canon {with a few small issues}. TLJ is an entirely new franchise and I don't treat it as Star Wars canon {because TFA cut that cord!} - However it is in its own right a perfectly decent Sci-Fi movie just like Serenity or Stargate or Independence Day or even GotG.
@TsunTzu
@TsunTzu 5 жыл бұрын
@@franohmsford7548 - So you're saying the film that had an opportunity to improve upon the wreck that was TFA by making sense of what was established, but instead chose to throw its toys out of the pram and spend two and a half hours coloring outside the lines with it's own feces is somehow better?
@cookiecookie88729
@cookiecookie88729 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, I can't believe how merciful cinemasins is with the new Star Wars trilogy. It's so obvious when he likes or hates a movie
@lilbro3109
@lilbro3109 4 жыл бұрын
Yea like wtf ?! When rey learns out of his ass to use mindtrick WHEN IT FAILED A COUPLE OF TIMES IN THE OLD ONESFROM FUCKING REAAAL JEDI'S
@hen_the_ren1841
@hen_the_ren1841 4 жыл бұрын
ever so true
@mistermoisture9041
@mistermoisture9041 4 жыл бұрын
God forbid
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, he loves TFA and likes TLJ. Watch SinCast, he says it. Yeah, is it obvious... Jesus Christ, haters will stop at nothing...
@en4833
@en4833 3 жыл бұрын
@@beckettmaffei Yeah thats what they're saying. They're saying that he likes this movie so he is going extremely easy on it and not giving it all the sins it deserves.
@obinoscopekenobi9450
@obinoscopekenobi9450 4 жыл бұрын
The fact this has less sins than ROTS is a sin in itself
@YuuyaKZMI
@YuuyaKZMI Жыл бұрын
And the only reason it has less sins is because of bias. 400k on ROTS because of holograms.
@coopercavanah.2002
@coopercavanah.2002 4 жыл бұрын
5:24 How does Rey know how to fly the millennium falcon so well if she's never flown it before.
@charc0al_tv
@charc0al_tv 2 жыл бұрын
"Strong female character"
@veng3r663
@veng3r663 Жыл бұрын
Estrogen. It allows a woo-man TO do just about anything... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrePYNWe2ra-c2g.html
@CJA-jf8db
@CJA-jf8db Жыл бұрын
@@charc0al_tv Idk, how did Anakin know how to build a freakin' droid and fly a pod racer with no training or instructions? How did Luke manage to block the lasers in that training session without looking and do that "one in a million" shot in A New Hope? The answer to all of these is, the Force.
@charc0al_tv
@charc0al_tv Жыл бұрын
@@CJA-jf8db the prequels were dumb too, and Luke got hit by the training droid at first, he wasn't blocking it right away
@charc0al_tv
@charc0al_tv Жыл бұрын
@@CJA-jf8db You even included the words "training session", yes. Something Rey never did.
@marvluebke
@marvluebke 5 жыл бұрын
0:22 What ? That's not the shadow of a star destroyer, it is the star destroyer.
@pie112098
@pie112098 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr it's like the dude is a tard lmao
@Shiobana753
@Shiobana753 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, he misunderstood one minor detail. Clearly he is an absolute moron and none of what else he said in the video is worth mentioning.
@marmoth4099
@marmoth4099 5 жыл бұрын
kinda sounds familiar doesnt it
@X0Lt0X
@X0Lt0X 5 жыл бұрын
@Ky Kiske Well he did say "...super close to this Galaxy's Sun...", so he might actually be a moron yes.
@Iffy350
@Iffy350 5 жыл бұрын
Overshadowing the fact that the movie was a piece of shit.
@jjfossum113
@jjfossum113 5 жыл бұрын
Fans: "DO INFINITY WAR!!!" Cinemasins: uploads old videos
@ulyssesnewell431
@ulyssesnewell431 5 жыл бұрын
JJ Fossum would be good a Cinemasins.
@trod146
@trod146 5 жыл бұрын
Are you serious with this comment
@hariharang8872
@hariharang8872 5 жыл бұрын
@@ulyssesnewell431 *Ding*
@kitfisto3036
@kitfisto3036 4 жыл бұрын
"Darth Benjamin 1983" brilliant
@Viper631
@Viper631 3 жыл бұрын
"I thought Skywalker was a myth" makes more sense when you realize people thought the same for Jedis when they were only around until like 16 years before A New Hope.
@lanceadcock6300
@lanceadcock6300 3 жыл бұрын
No. Neither makes any sense at all. It only seemed cool when the first 3 movies were out back in the early 80s. I never liked that crap when Lucas messed it up with the whole other 3 movies. It's like if the the Catholic faith was snuffed out in the 70s and out of the blue no one has ever heard of it ever existing.
@MylesKillis
@MylesKillis 3 жыл бұрын
@@lanceadcock6300 that's completely different. There are maybe 10,000 Jedi in a galaxy of Millions of planets. The odds of anyone ever seeing a Jedi are astronomically low. Thus people thinking they are a myth isn't too far fetched.
@en4833
@en4833 3 жыл бұрын
And adding on to your post, before a new hope ya your right, it was astronomically low to see a Jedi, and so everyone could have thought they were a myth. But everyone one should have heard of Luke sky walked in force awakens. I mean he’s the one to destroy two Death Stars and help in taking down the empire. Also since the republic was in command, there was no one who was repressing this knowledge with propaganda.
@Somerandom.dumbass
@Somerandom.dumbass 2 жыл бұрын
No it's just equally dumb
@SergioArellano-yd7ik
@SergioArellano-yd7ik 3 ай бұрын
There was a Jed council in the Capitol did people think the Senate was a myth?
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 5 жыл бұрын
5:20 ~ Definitely an awesome shot, but also the biggest (valid) reason for Rey being called a Mary Sue. She's never flown the ship (probably never even flown ANY Correllian YT type ship), to our knowledge she's never even been off planet in her adult life, no known reason to pilot anything more than a land-speeder, and suddenly she's flying the Falcon, a ship that "hasn't been off the ground in years", and doing _atmospheric stunt flying_ with a ship she's never flown?! Not to mention a ship that is historically known to be a little "cranky"?? (I can't remember the correct word as applied to vehicles) I could maybe accept some trick flying in space, with no gravity to combat, even on the Falcon, but sure as hell not in mid-atmosphere.
@enderlionheart4497
@enderlionheart4497 5 жыл бұрын
I think the word you're looking for is "cantankerous". But yes, I totally agree with you.
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 5 жыл бұрын
@@enderlionheart4497 ~ In typing a similar version of this comment on another video, I finally realized that the word I was looking for is "temperamental".
@kakyoink1987
@kakyoink1987 5 жыл бұрын
15:00 Kylo hits his wound to cause himself pain and tap into the dark side of the force. Awesome, 1 sin removed.
@fawn5866
@fawn5866 5 жыл бұрын
Never thought about that
@nobro6971
@nobro6971 5 жыл бұрын
Kakyoink For sure, small feature that I loved
@xipheonj
@xipheonj 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was to numb the pain of the wound through blunt force. Turn the pain up high enough and the pain turns off... or you pass out.
@brandonwhite1021
@brandonwhite1021 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was to get over the pain so he could fight. In fact, it was sinful that Finn last even a couple seconds in a fight with Kylo Ren, but, I personally forgave it because Kylo was injured.
@Exel3nce
@Exel3nce 5 жыл бұрын
even tho many things were just copied, the scenes after the bridge (kylo,han) were fantastic
@gabbytorres3606
@gabbytorres3606 4 жыл бұрын
Fin: REEEEYYY!!!! Jermey: Rey. *Ding* Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah
@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah 4 жыл бұрын
16:17 wishes granted. Lando's back at episode 9 👏
@BOUNTYHUNTER-fu3je
@BOUNTYHUNTER-fu3je 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t care BB-8 will never stand close to R2D2 Change my mind
@TiitanKun
@TiitanKun 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with the OP. BittyBitch-8 will occasionally have to waste time truffle shuffling to get certain tools into position because of his round shape and rolling should cause damage to his gear panels, eventually bending them open or pinning them shut. Aarron Lambo You're the loser that has time to whine like a bitch about people using cliches. You get a life, worthless piece of shit.
@LadyOnikara
@LadyOnikara 5 жыл бұрын
I like BB-9E in The Last Jedi, because, like Boba Fett, not much screen time and looks badass.
@DraculaCronqvist
@DraculaCronqvist 5 жыл бұрын
BB-8 is a piece of shit.
@bucketofdicks4096
@bucketofdicks4096 5 жыл бұрын
@Aarron Lambo Triggered.
@leseratte3546
@leseratte3546 4 жыл бұрын
@Aarron Lambo goood let the hate flow throw you.
@Ectava
@Ectava 5 жыл бұрын
Remember when Han and Leia were married in another universe and had babby jedi twins? Then Disney came along and blew them all up with their universe destroyer? I 'member :p
@jakefrost7404
@jakefrost7404 5 жыл бұрын
Pepperidge Farm would remember, if only they weren't destroyed along with the SWEU. RIP Mara Jade.
@Lodogg
@Lodogg 5 жыл бұрын
I ‘member too
@thepursuer2401
@thepursuer2401 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah Disney ignored so much lore that was said to be cannon by George Lucas himself it make me mad
@irllcd13
@irllcd13 5 жыл бұрын
They had 3 kids. Anakin was born after the twins. And that is canon. This is just poor fanfic with a really big budget. Han is alive and Chewie is dead.
@Ectava
@Ectava 5 жыл бұрын
It's been a long time since I read the books. I'd somehow forgotten about Anakin. But I still refuse the death of either Chewbacca or Han. I like my favorites to remain alive and whole! :B The person who wrote the new Star Wars stuff has a special place reserved for them in hell I think.
@newenglandmixes5990
@newenglandmixes5990 Жыл бұрын
13:58 well after the obi wan show we know there is a connection
@kickballjedi
@kickballjedi 3 жыл бұрын
Han- "So it's big... How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that." Han Solo would be good at Cinema Sins.
@LittleBigPlanetian
@LittleBigPlanetian 5 жыл бұрын
The Gamestop part is so accurate
@keegantheplayer
@keegantheplayer 5 жыл бұрын
Fireboy Where? Looks like I missed that
@ArkhamKratos
@ArkhamKratos 5 жыл бұрын
Come one Cinema Where's Infinity War?
@tardre4414
@tardre4414 5 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@JustThatOneRandomGuy
@JustThatOneRandomGuy 5 жыл бұрын
I think they said that every Thursday would be a reupload day.
@tardre4414
@tardre4414 5 жыл бұрын
@@JustThatOneRandomGuy but why would they even reupload?
@1waytickettopluto
@1waytickettopluto 5 жыл бұрын
He said on twitter "I can't sin a perfect movie".
@quantuminfinity4260
@quantuminfinity4260 5 жыл бұрын
Two possibilities. Apparently it is just so good they could not sin it at all! Or Disney has kid napped some of them and are holding them hostage on Marvels behalf.
@CJ-ln5ov
@CJ-ln5ov 4 жыл бұрын
1:35 He’s removing a sin here after the last thing he said was “something we’ve NEVER seen anyone in a Star Wars Movie do!!”, and will continue to add sins for that same reason in The Last Jedi. *DING*
@krakenite8444
@krakenite8444 4 жыл бұрын
han's face after coming out of light speed kills me every time
@SushiCoding
@SushiCoding 5 жыл бұрын
You REMOVED a sin for Rey auto figuring out the Jedi mind trick??!! That was TOTAL BS. No one could've GUESSED that. Luke had to at least have it demonstrated in front of him by Obi-wan. Rey just being awesome with the force WITH ABSOLUTLEY NO TRAINING was stupid.
@chayophan3078
@chayophan3078 5 жыл бұрын
But, but womens RULE! And ovaries! And men SUCK! What-the-fuck-ever....
@Zhaggysfaction
@Zhaggysfaction 5 жыл бұрын
Like Luke picking up the lightsaber from the snow in the Wampa cave with virtually zero training on that subject?
@ricardoquintero7160
@ricardoquintero7160 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zhaggysfaction not zero he had 3 years worth of trial and error, the advice of others and dangerous missions to help him hone his skills unlike Rey who performed a mind trick on a fully aware and unwilling trooper, something that she had never seen or heard of.
@Zhaggysfaction
@Zhaggysfaction 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricardoquintero7160 Yes but in ep4 Luke had no idea what the force or the jedi were. He did not know what they could even do so for all we know, in the wampa cave, he didn't know you can you use the force to lift things. Yeah there probably may have been some people around him that knew that you could do that. And I'm talking about the movies only, I don't know about other canon material. Maybe a little off-topis but for instance Harry Potter could do things he did not know he could as a child like speaking to snakes and letting the snake out of his cage or whatever it was. And these types of sitations occur in real life as well. Some people are so talented in something that they can do it to a high level the first time they try it, in sports or art or whatever. And Rey did know about the force and what Jedis can do, at least some of it. Yeah she did learn pretty fas I agree, but we are talking about a fantasy world with the this super magical power that can control the universe, is it really that hard to imagine that some individuals can grasp it faster than others and have a more natural talent for it? At least when she got a hint that she had some force sensitivity in her, she knew what to look for. Also the first order troopers were mind controlled in the first place so they might have been easier to use mind trick on anyway.
@ricardoquintero7160
@ricardoquintero7160 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zhaggysfaction Zhaggysfaction really? The Force and magic are completely different bro. The Force must be harnessed and controlled where as magic in the Harry Potter universe starts to manifest at puberty and is very closely linked to emotions. Most wizards have little episodes like that where they lash out with their magic abilities but most didn't live with the Dursleys. Luke had an idea about what Jedi were by the way when Ben told him that he and his father were once Jedi he didn't question it and he didin fact have some minimal instruction in the Force from the film as when Ben is mentoring him in the Falcon and when he again tells him during the trench run to use the Force Luke is not overwhelmed with confusion. If you read some canon material particularly Heir to the Jedi it gives you insight into some of his life right after ANH and his learning of telekinesis. So yes even the most gifted young Jedi had to learn a skill with instruction rather than just give it a go without any insight or outside help.
@waveman99
@waveman99 5 жыл бұрын
Ok, one thing I always wondered about: Were the 5 planets destroyed by the Star Killer base all in the same system? Cause everyone seemed to be watching all the planets being blown up at the same time, in real time. And that would just not be possible to watch, even if they were in the same system.
@Hunter_6430
@Hunter_6430 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, the Hosnian system (think that's how you spell it) was destroyed by Starkiller Base. The lasers travelled through hyperspace and we're visible from several systems, which is how they reached the planet so fast.
@TheLuigiBrosMC
@TheLuigiBrosMC 5 жыл бұрын
He's saying that even if they were in the same system people on other planets would definitely not be able to see them destroyed in real time because of how light travels. It travels faster than anything in the universe, but those planets would be hundreds of thousands of miles away from each other, which is a long distance to travel, even for light, which means that the people on other planets, even if they could see the explosion, would be seeing them explode at wildly varying times, perhaps minutes, hours, or even days after they actually did.
@Spartan0430
@Spartan0430 5 жыл бұрын
@wii g most planets in the same system would be seperated by 10s or 100s of millions of miles. the moon is about a quarter million miles from the earth. any other planets that close to the exploding planet would probably be rendered lifeless rather quick from the debris.
@TheLuigiBrosMC
@TheLuigiBrosMC 5 жыл бұрын
I probably should've mentioned that the "hundreds of thousands of miles" remark was a bare minimum estimate at best lol
@tylerskiss
@tylerskiss 5 жыл бұрын
not to mention they absorbed an entire sun to power the Starkiller base, which means they literally could have just left the Hosnian System alone and they'd all die anyway (though, I suppose they could all fly away). Of course, somehow they are in sunlight later when Han pulls that dumb light speed trick, but obviously the bare minimum amount of thought went into these films.
@Prauwlet213
@Prauwlet213 Жыл бұрын
8:49 to be fair, luke threw away his green one in episode 6 and magically has it in episode 8 in the flashback
@hardenedlh
@hardenedlh Жыл бұрын
At the end of Episode 6, somehow he has his green lightsaber
@CloneSpartan1998
@CloneSpartan1998 Жыл бұрын
The reason Rey is looked down upon is that she was able to use certain Force Techniques that it took others including Anakin and Luke Skywalker to learn over time. Even Ahsoka Tano successfully and barely manipulated a guard with the Force with prior training. Rey was able to do it on the first try not even believing in the existence of Luke Skywalker or knowledge of the Force or even feeling a connection until after learning about both. (Added Sin)
@mrroozdkiekaeus3411
@mrroozdkiekaeus3411 5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars VII : The Hunting Task Star Wars VIII : Beyond Nonsense Star Wars IX : Nowhere To Go
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 3 жыл бұрын
episode VII=Searching for a map episode VIII=Searching for fuel episode IX=The Disney Menace
@bossshun9
@bossshun9 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, time to kill it.
@Nyarlathotep_Flagg
@Nyarlathotep_Flagg 5 жыл бұрын
OMFG, removing a sin for the no-training Jedi mind trick? You've got to be kidding me... PS. I remember being disappointed when I thought the new jedi was going to be a former Stormtrooper. I remember instead slowly becoming outright disgusted with the MaSu-Rey alternative that we got. That combat scene with baby-tanrum Ren/Ben...
@dhruvgirgenti8268
@dhruvgirgenti8268 5 жыл бұрын
Nyarlathotep Flagg there is so much wrong with this movie and yet your problem is a female Jedi?? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️Cmon man But like yea how tf did she even know that mind tricks were a thing. I feel like he’s a little bit biased towards Star Wars movies in general considering how many sins were taken off for basically nothing
@emretopal1233
@emretopal1233 5 жыл бұрын
@@dhruvgirgenti8268 Nyarla literally said nothing about a female jedi and you are both at the same point with the absurdity of untrained mind tricks. Read it again more arefully.
@barrylyndon5552
@barrylyndon5552 5 жыл бұрын
Rey can apparently use a highly skilled force technique without any training or knowledge on what the force is or does expertly on her first try after defeating the trained evil guy prodigy at torture and I LOVE IT AND IT MAKES ALL THE SENSE AND SIN REMOVED
@barrylyndon5552
@barrylyndon5552 5 жыл бұрын
@@dhruvgirgenti8268 What, stormtroopers cant be female? He wanted a former stormtrooper to be a Jedi, that's an awesome idea it would explain some military training, maybe some force knowledge and a personal reason to hate the First Order. He didnt even mention gender but nah hop up on that high horse.
@pts5217
@pts5217 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of training does the Jedi mind trick? Luke’s training from Yoda seemed to focus on mental discipline, not a how-to on how to do tricks.
@jdb2002
@jdb2002 2 жыл бұрын
You should have shown the stormtroopers stopping when they saw Kylo destroying machinery, before deciding they had other places to be. And taking off a sin or two for being the smartest stormtroopers on the ship
@djmatt-e7045
@djmatt-e7045 4 жыл бұрын
the reason chewie didnt ill kylo when han died was because he couldnt bring himself to murder the boy he once helped to raise
@deangreen2567
@deangreen2567 4 жыл бұрын
And they had to have Rey kick his ass because feminism
@deangreen2567
@deangreen2567 4 жыл бұрын
Broken Warrior I appreciate the objective, common sense view. For me, even if she could’ve bested him, it makes for bad writing and plot lines. If she can beat him in the first movie with no experience, at such a huge disadvantage- it isn’t believable that she could ever lose to him in the following two movies. A hero should be humbled, or have some battle to fight for and chase, they didn’t give that to Rey, she simply mastered everything with ease. Which sucks, because Daisy Ridley is a great actress and the opening 20 minutes of the first movie showed a lot of promise.
@tylerhinton1264
@tylerhinton1264 3 жыл бұрын
Broken Warrior you’re my type of girl
@kamentrainerhorn2073
@kamentrainerhorn2073 3 жыл бұрын
Chewie: Send me to kill Snoke. I won't kill Ben. Conscience: To battle Snoke, strong enough you are not. Chewie: He is like my nephew. I cannot do it. Conscience: Twisted by the Dark Side, young Solo has become. The boy you knew, gone he is. Consumed by Kylo Ren.
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 5 жыл бұрын
I like how you did The Last Jedi first before this. oh wait nvm
@pug6312
@pug6312 5 жыл бұрын
The NuggetBacon I think this is a reupload
@DerekHartley
@DerekHartley 5 жыл бұрын
As he said he'd be doing this month.
@failedleopard3685
@failedleopard3685 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, so after the battle of Hogwarts, William Weasley became a stormtrooper and eventually became Star wars Hitler. Live long enough, and you will see the hero become the villain, eh?
@tilmanvogel2387
@tilmanvogel2387 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah... and he had to service Voldemort alongside Snape :D
@redcr33perproductions
@redcr33perproductions 5 жыл бұрын
FailedLeopard Voldemort died, William decided to join The Resistance in hope of destroying the galaxy
@stephenrice2063
@stephenrice2063 4 жыл бұрын
It's a Mad, Mad, (etc.) World in Space? Now, _that's_ a movie I must see!
@Themigetlife
@Themigetlife 4 жыл бұрын
15:43 “how am I supposed to tell this women I slashed her son across the face” -rey
@Ozaryk
@Ozaryk 5 жыл бұрын
8:30 - You see a box that she opened, and it should be clearly visible from down the hall. 8:38 - Where's the box?! Where's the sin here? XD
@rossbatten2912
@rossbatten2912 5 жыл бұрын
There's plenty of continuity errors that Cinemasins fail to pick up. A bigger one in TFA is that Finn had a rifle in his hands when the First Order attacked Takodana and then yells "I don't have a weapon!" when coming outside. Product of a deleted scene in which he, Han and Chewie are stopped by Stormtroopers and instructed to drop their weapons to which Han and Chewie refuse before the building collapses.
@Ozaryk
@Ozaryk 5 жыл бұрын
Haha... Makes me wonder if they leave out 'sins' specifically for use to catch them.
@Grimrapings
@Grimrapings 5 жыл бұрын
Also, why the fuck is it an old - timey wooden chest box. Even the prequals and original movies had 'advanced' boxes. Nope this shit is just wooden. "It's old so it must be wooden" Fuck this movie sucked.
@01782644468
@01782644468 2 жыл бұрын
I assumed that a video with this title would be many hours long, so well done for keeping it under 20 minutes!
@equalssign44
@equalssign44 4 жыл бұрын
“He’s like, 30! How long do they train”? The point is that they are supposed to be more effective than imperial stormtroopers
@remito7839
@remito7839 4 жыл бұрын
Well I don't know about you but in most cases involving sport and military, people are less effective after hittin 30. In fact a trained Soldier would probably be better if he was 20 or 25. At 30 years? Seems like a lot of training. Or they took in a middle aged man and tried to convert him wich just seems silly.
@pilarwolf8818
@pilarwolf8818 3 жыл бұрын
And yet, they were far worse. Alas.
@jubjub7101
@jubjub7101 5 жыл бұрын
Kylo stopping the blaster shot was amazing, except it completely ruins any blaster fire shot at him after this scene and makes me wonder how he could get shot by Chewie. Chewie was way farther away than Poe when he fired.
@Justanotherpersonn-
@Justanotherpersonn- 4 жыл бұрын
Jub Jub he was also pretty distracted at that time, you know, after killing his father
@zwippie92
@zwippie92 5 жыл бұрын
No sin for Rey being able to fly a ship the way she did even though she has never flown that kind of ship before (or even any kind of space ship maybe). Their escpae from Jakku is most unbeliveble because of that imo. You remove sins for Rey being able to use force powers in the way she did when she haven't even had 5 minutesof training? TRAITOR! Rey, a force user, yes, training, none, still being able to block Kylo trying to read her mind, I can accept that but how the hell does she know how to do a jedi mind trick? How does she even know it exists? And I can't belive that Kylo Ren who has hade force training sence he was a child would lose a "pull the lightsaber" competion with Rey who has had no training. Remember, the are equally strong in that game in the Last Jedi movie but in this movie she is stronger, what the fuck gives?
@tobleronetube3686
@tobleronetube3686 5 жыл бұрын
zwippie92 Rey did fly ships before, she says it after the Falcon chase. And if you can fly one ship, you can pretty much fly any ship. Remember, the battle of Yavin was the first time Luke flew an X-Wing.
@AnnoyingNerdLoL
@AnnoyingNerdLoL 5 жыл бұрын
She had a realistic flight simulator in the Before the Awakening novel, she learned how to fly many different ships
@d.j.2408
@d.j.2408 5 жыл бұрын
And don't forget, Rey was talking to Han about the "modifications" Unkar made to it, meaning that she had at least been on the ship a few times. And flying has never been shown to be that hard in this franchise, so why is it such a big deal? Oh yeah, women, cooties, all that....
@Fugazity
@Fugazity 5 жыл бұрын
Actually there is a film theory that explains, base on Solo the movie, that the millenium falcon actually fly's itself because it has the brain of a very skilled android pilot. So Rey flying the millenium falcon as a pro being a noob is very possible.
@botiemaster3356
@botiemaster3356 5 жыл бұрын
If Rey has heard the legend of Luke Skywalker and the Jedi, she's probably heard about the jedi mind trick. It's not THAT far fetched she decided to try it with nothing to lose. Besides that, no one really disagrees with you.
@evanreber2999
@evanreber2999 4 жыл бұрын
I spit my lunch out from laughing when I heard Ray works for the ferguson police department
@maximilianweber3743
@maximilianweber3743 2 жыл бұрын
The speak from 08:55 till the end of it actually would have motivated me to fight for the empire
@markchapman6800
@markchapman6800 5 жыл бұрын
"If you're a fan of Girls, then this moment pulled you straight out of the movie." or if, like me, you'd never seen the show, but still recognised that it was set up as some kind of reveal to finally see Kylo Stimpy's face, it was " ... I have no idea who that is supposed to be."
@BumMcFluff
@BumMcFluff 4 жыл бұрын
He was far more intimidating with the mask on.
@nOT_sURE08
@nOT_sURE08 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah see that was the shock: to see that Kylo Ren was human. A young man, at that. The audience (myself included) was expecting to see something like a burnt-up Anakin or even just the cliche Sith look (pale skin, yellow eyes, etc.)
@scoutisabelle
@scoutisabelle 5 жыл бұрын
That's not the Star Destroyer's shadow on the planet at the beginning of the video. It's the actual ship, which you can see when it then covers the moon.
@quinn1166
@quinn1166 4 жыл бұрын
You missed the part at 14:10 where Kylo is holding his lightsaber sideways, so only the short cross vent things are facing toward Han, but then when he ignites it, the main blade is facing toward Han.
@docpossum2460
@docpossum2460 2 жыл бұрын
The issue with this video is that sins are taken off at every mary sue moment.
@lostcause78
@lostcause78 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome, I get to re-roll my eyes at you removing sins for Marey Sue.
@enskje
@enskje 5 жыл бұрын
Should just add 100 sins to every SW movie ever for Mary Sues. Not one single film without them.
@bobs_toys
@bobs_toys 5 жыл бұрын
Ok. R2 was in all movies. Quite right.
@GermanLeftist
@GermanLeftist 5 жыл бұрын
Stop crying.
@AVeryUnstableAI
@AVeryUnstableAI 5 жыл бұрын
Every Star Wars protagonist is a Mary Sue. Stop using such a pointless argument. It reeks of "get the girl out of our tree house"
@GermanLeftist
@GermanLeftist 5 жыл бұрын
Na, Luke was a Gary Sue. And if people would actually look up the definition of these terms, they'd realise that a Mary or Gary Sue are inserts of the author him- or herself into the story. Based on that, Luke is actually a Gary Sue, because he's awesome and his background is not too different from Lucas' own background. Rey on the other hand is not an insert of Abrams and only a play on the tropes used by Lucas for both Anakin and Luke before.
@jessicazimmer8910
@jessicazimmer8910 5 жыл бұрын
"Redheaded Hilter ..." [dies] Thank you, that was perfect.
@amazinhaydz2032
@amazinhaydz2032 4 жыл бұрын
I like this thing! That is the first time he ever used chewbacca’s bow? Yeah I thought the same thing lol 😂.
@ayespenzo358
@ayespenzo358 4 жыл бұрын
My main sin of this movie is "😮 RRRRREEEEEEYYYYYYYY😭"
@Gibla2077
@Gibla2077 4 жыл бұрын
AYE SPENZO why?
@captain_kadaver
@captain_kadaver 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gibla2077 In short, Rey is simply the most uncompelling protagonist in the Star Wars universe
@mrclean3472
@mrclean3472 4 жыл бұрын
Käpt'n Kadaver How?
@captain_kadaver
@captain_kadaver 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrclean3472 Her learning curve is nonexistent, she simply masters everything she touches, which in turn leads to her not having any character development whatsoever and also being pretty unrelatable.
@tsenguun
@tsenguun 4 жыл бұрын
Every time when the sins are removed I would have added 10 more instead.
@alpharage1090
@alpharage1090 4 жыл бұрын
@PixieWrangler I would add sins for that as well. Kylo is able to freeze a blaster shot in mid-air while also freezing Poe at the same time. Vader had a hard time stopping blaster shots without a lightsaber, and he definitely couldn't stop them in mid-air. Somehow a young man is already stronger than the sith lord chosen one after many decades of training. Disney Star Wars has more power escalation than an entire Dragon Ball Z saga.
@the1onlyteagro
@the1onlyteagro 4 жыл бұрын
You dont like them pissing all over the mythos? Super powering an untrained force user? Or letting a new on the job stormtrooper handle a lightsaber and hold his own against a Sith lord? Yeah me either.
@adamhogan5442
@adamhogan5442 4 жыл бұрын
@@alpharage1090 hard time be took five without a struggle wdym a yard time he was so badass he littelry absorbed the hit and multiple shots
@alpharage1090
@alpharage1090 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamhogan5442 there is a huge difference between deflecting a few shots and literally stopping a laser mid-air while also immobilizing a guy. If he can stop lasers then he can also force a lightsaber to deactivate, or stop someone's heart from beating from a distance, and apparently do multiple of those at the same time.
@adamhogan5442
@adamhogan5442 4 жыл бұрын
@@alpharage1090 and yet he hasn't done any of these and got beaten by an untrained girl also not deflecting littelry catching
@goku809
@goku809 4 жыл бұрын
@4:28 "Rey apparently works for the Ferguson Police Department" hahahahahaahahah
@GHOSTWARRIOR60
@GHOSTWARRIOR60 4 ай бұрын
You forgot to give this movie a sin for Rey beating Kylo Ren in a LightSaber duel with no Jedi or Sith training
@kamentrainerhorn2073
@kamentrainerhorn2073 3 жыл бұрын
0:45 Also about balance, the Jedi numbered in the thousands during the "glory days" of the Republic, but their entire order was hassled and, ultimately wiped out by only one Sith and whichever apprentice he had at the moment. It's the galaxy that needs balance, not the Force. And, the ones to maintain that balance hardly include the Jedi.
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