Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker In Force Minutes

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4 жыл бұрын

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are... we've come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it's... pretty confusing. It's a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving the finger to The Last Jedi. And it has LOTS of sins. So we counted 'em.
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Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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@hypertron2288
@hypertron2288 4 жыл бұрын
because 9 year old anakan was making 3p0 and was like "oh yeah I'll make sure he can't translate sith in accordance with the republic law"
@beanch9616
@beanch9616 4 жыл бұрын
Hyper Tron22 He was a protocol droid for senator Admidala. He was obviously programmed to follow republic Law.
@gabriellagonzales4363
@gabriellagonzales4363 4 жыл бұрын
Hyper Tron22 ...... you’re right. I’ve never thought about that, but you’re right.
@gabriellagonzales4363
@gabriellagonzales4363 4 жыл бұрын
Beanch 96 oh you’re right too.
@brandonlyon730
@brandonlyon730 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah Anakin made 3PO I forgot about that. People complained about the fan service in these films and yet they forgot about that stupid reveal in episode 1.
@mr.awesome7552
@mr.awesome7552 4 жыл бұрын
@Beanch 96 but everyone thought the Sith were destroyed or dead or whatever, so there would be no real reason to code that.
@crusk9907
@crusk9907 2 жыл бұрын
So Anakin went all Revenge of the Sith over losing Padme, but Kylo Ren can just bring Rey back to life? That deserves at least 1000 sins.
@WizeGuyz2023
@WizeGuyz2023 2 жыл бұрын
It should have been established earlier on that it was a sith power that could be passed down from emperor to emperor or something. Kylo learned it from Snok, Snok learned it from Palpatine etc. The ending of Ben sacrificing himself to let Rey live is actually the perfect full circle moment to tie the prophecy together since Anakin was a jedi who couldn't save the love of his life padme from dying which ultimately sent him down the path of sith. But Kylo was a sith who returned to the light and was able to save his love with the technique that Anakin had desired to learn. But it should have been Rey who was "killed" and Kylo who was the one who killed Palpatine instead since it was always a Skywalker who was supposed to bring the balance to the force. I also would have appreciated a ghost Anakin to appear and consult Ben and tell him about Padame, since Anakin was the entire reason Ben went to the dark side in the first place and would have ultimately led to him giving his life to Rey and dying for her. Thus ending the Skywalker family, fulfilling the prophecy and giving the character a proper send off. The fake out Ben death just for him to come back, to then revive Rey only for him to die again was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in any movie. At that point just keep Ben alive and give him the happy Skywalker ending the family finally deserved
@bullrun2772
@bullrun2772 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this comment is stupid. Anakin would’ve died from the healing. Also it’s a rarerpower like the dyad.
@crusk9907
@crusk9907 2 жыл бұрын
@@bullrun2772 I wasn’t being serious. Chill dude. But on a serious note the Force was mishandled in the sequel trilogy.
@bullrun2772
@bullrun2772 2 жыл бұрын
@@crusk9907 lol me chill its you
@crusk9907
@crusk9907 2 жыл бұрын
@@bullrun2772 everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether it be stupid or not.
@tacticalpottedplant4100
@tacticalpottedplant4100 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where Rey says “Horrible thing have happened with this blade” as she is holding youngling slayer 2000
@phaedrawatt4198
@phaedrawatt4198 9 ай бұрын
OMG LOL "Master anakin, there's too many of them! What are we going to do? BZZZZZZZZT"
@end1234567
@end1234567 8 ай бұрын
*the young youngling slayer 9000
@aspillust
@aspillust 5 ай бұрын
"youngling slayer 2000" made me ugly snort lmao
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Poe just look so unmotivated when he has to say "Somehow Palpatine returned" like, "Why did they make me do this?"
@jwroot
@jwroot Жыл бұрын
With that one micro-expression, you can tell Oscar isn't enjoying this.
@coolraygaming
@coolraygaming Жыл бұрын
@@jwroot both Oscar (Poe) and John (fin) hated this because the way felt it disserviced the entire franchise and the writers disserviced their characters.
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 Жыл бұрын
@@coolraygaming Then why'd they go along with it? Money?
@coolraygaming
@coolraygaming Жыл бұрын
@@TomLikesfn684 yes, of course lmao. That and contracts exist
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 Жыл бұрын
@@coolraygaming *sigh* we're lost
@jacobcohen1801
@jacobcohen1801 4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker: The movie that is somehow simultaneously too short to be a satisfying finale and feels longer than any movie ever made
@spencerrr9878
@spencerrr9878 4 жыл бұрын
There was also a lacking of Force Ghosts
@brandonlyon730
@brandonlyon730 4 жыл бұрын
Phantom menace and Attack of the clones felt longer, and were more boring.
@calebreese2311
@calebreese2311 4 жыл бұрын
If it was 4 hours long, I would probably be okay with it
@BaronVonBielski
@BaronVonBielski 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Lyon nobody agrees, literally nobody.
@Darknessevolves
@Darknessevolves 4 жыл бұрын
@@brandonlyon730 you are fucking insane
@ammonoler5786
@ammonoler5786 2 жыл бұрын
*Anakin making C-3PO* "I'll make it able to read ancient sith, but forbid it from doing so, that's a good trick!"
@scottyb8200
@scottyb8200 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@owenkennedy5974
@owenkennedy5974 2 жыл бұрын
"Yes indeed, I, C3PO, was indeed built by the young Anakin Skywalker and programmed in such a way that I cannot read aloud runic sith. Sorry friends!" - Nobody in the history of ever
@sergeantsainsburys9181
@sergeantsainsburys9181 2 жыл бұрын
HAKER
@equatiks97
@equatiks97 2 жыл бұрын
it was probably coded that he could only translate it for anakin, but now anakins dead so he cant translate it for other people
@raptorxrise5386
@raptorxrise5386 2 жыл бұрын
@@equatiks97 he was the protocol droid for a senator and got his mind wiped several times. THe no sith rule was put in later. how can people not understand that Reprogramming is a thing?
@mcflyingfury
@mcflyingfury Жыл бұрын
I think this is the one CinemaSins review I've actually watched where not only did I agree wholeheartedly with every single sin, but I actually *wished* he would tear this movie apart a million times worse
@MrJoshcc600
@MrJoshcc600 Жыл бұрын
Spent the movie searching fur there compass but then nobody else needed it... omg the list goes on
@mcflyingfury
@mcflyingfury Жыл бұрын
@@MrJoshcc600 sooooooo many terribly written and executed plot points
@specterknight430
@specterknight430 11 ай бұрын
@@mcflyingfuryI know this is knit picking, but are we going to forget how he removed a point when Rey accidentally used force lightning?
@mcflyingfury
@mcflyingfury 11 ай бұрын
@@specterknight430 yes because the rest of the video was great
@minotostar
@minotostar 10 ай бұрын
Including the part where he said the ending was great?
@MDestroyerX
@MDestroyerX Жыл бұрын
Force healing deserved at minimum 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, infinite ♾ sins cause that IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON ANAKIN TURED TO THE DARK SIDE
@duanejohnson599
@duanejohnson599 Жыл бұрын
anakin would've died like ben did if he healed padme
@darknight10000
@darknight10000 Жыл бұрын
@@duanejohnson599 Which he would have been okay with. He wanted Padme and their children to live no matter what.
@Delete240
@Delete240 Жыл бұрын
@@darknight10000 yeah but if he does that then there’s no plot. It’s also a rare power so there’s the off chance that Anakin couldn’t do it anyway. That and because it didn’t exist in canon when those films came out.
@B3an01
@B3an01 Жыл бұрын
@@Delete240 anakin is literally the force if anyone could do it it should be him also something important like that should have an actual in universe explanation imo
@Delete240
@Delete240 Жыл бұрын
@@B3an01 he’s not “literally” the force. But I see what you’re saying, but like I said, the power didn’t exist in canon when the films were released. And besides, Anakin would never have needed to heal Padme anyway had he not turned to the dark side and hurt her himself. The whole point of that story arc is that it’s Palpatine giving Anakin visions to manipulate him.
@alchemy5750
@alchemy5750 3 жыл бұрын
Rey: "I just transferred a bit of life. Force energy from me to him" Anakin: "Wait, is that a thing? Is it some sort of paid DLC or what, I could have saved Padme or my mom with ease!"
@nachox28x28
@nachox28x28 3 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is he was so incredibly powerful with the force
@brianpotter2812
@brianpotter2812 3 жыл бұрын
@@myles3412 Remember though that Rey is a Palpatine...part of that knowledge and power came down through his heritage. Similar to how Harry Potter was able to speak Parseltoungue because part of Voldemort (his soul) existed within him. Also, Anakin was ALWAYS trying to seek approval and was arrogant. He never studied on his own to see what he could do, and he was always trying to "best" the other Jedi to prove himself. Since no known Jedi could do this, Anakin never tried to do it better I also think that since Anakin was conceived by the Midichlorians, they may have prohibited some of the abilities that some would find....unnatural
@grandempressvicky6387
@grandempressvicky6387 3 жыл бұрын
@@brianpotter2812 Is that ever shown? You speak as if they planned any of the ST out. They didn't. And it shows.
@brianpotter2812
@brianpotter2812 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandempressvicky6387 Sometimes things just "fall into place" when half-hazardly planned out, but in this case I think it's VERY plausible. Besides, Anakin was merely a Padawan when his mom died and he was not ready to become a Jedi Master. He did not know about Padme dying during childbirth because Palpatine told him that she was dead on Mustafar anyway.
@inlegend2129
@inlegend2129 3 жыл бұрын
But did Rey study on her own?
@thecarter01
@thecarter01 3 жыл бұрын
I love how 2 Skywalkers die in this movie yet it's still called "The Rise of Skywalker"
@thecarter01
@thecarter01 2 жыл бұрын
@@stride3051 YES, EXACTLY
@kuroyuki6254
@kuroyuki6254 2 жыл бұрын
Skywalkers fall so that a fake Skywalker can rise
@f.a9376
@f.a9376 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I was so glad that Rey died, but it was another 'GOTCHA', imo Ben should have lived instead of Rey.
@aqua2k210
@aqua2k210 2 жыл бұрын
but what about rEy SkYwAlKeR
@Us3r739
@Us3r739 2 жыл бұрын
The RISE of sky walker jackass
@l_alphy
@l_alphy 2 жыл бұрын
"This movie is pretty average. The ending is fucking great." You spelled fucking awful wrong.
@piercemccauley7079
@piercemccauley7079 2 жыл бұрын
He said that cuz it was finally over
@bowens9763
@bowens9763 Жыл бұрын
@@piercemccauley7079 you kids sound very butthurt because he actually likes the movie lol.
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 Жыл бұрын
I think it's because it's finally over. Nobody likes the Rey Skywalker scene.
@l_alphy
@l_alphy Жыл бұрын
@Jorge Jones dumbass cant grt the joke
@samuelstannard730
@samuelstannard730 Жыл бұрын
@@TomLikesfn684 speak for yourself
@lampoilropebombs0640
@lampoilropebombs0640 2 жыл бұрын
”And I’m all the Jedi.” One sin is added for every Jedi that died for this. *+10,000*
@Engille967
@Engille967 Жыл бұрын
That's literal disrespect again all the fellow Jedi knights before her
@GeorgeWarner-fk2hb
@GeorgeWarner-fk2hb 2 ай бұрын
Also anyone going to talk about how she used force lighting??? THATS NOT POSSIBLE or at least I believe it must be used on the person first.
@sheevpalpatine5595
@sheevpalpatine5595 3 жыл бұрын
It’s ok I’ll be back when Disney needs more money
@purpleyam8770
@purpleyam8770 3 жыл бұрын
Disney has failed you Palpatine, they have failed you
@whydidyoutubeaddthisfeature
@whydidyoutubeaddthisfeature 3 жыл бұрын
I should have known that Disney were Plotting to take Over
@darkfire757_studios
@darkfire757_studios 3 жыл бұрын
No no no you have lost
@AbsoluteStorm
@AbsoluteStorm 3 жыл бұрын
It's ironic; Rey and Kylo could save each other from death, Palpatine somehow himself
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan: "Don't try it!"
@kickballjedi
@kickballjedi 2 жыл бұрын
08:45 I have to admit, when she suddenly shot force lightning and allegedly blew up Chewy, I thought maybe this movie was going somewhere. Rey turning toward the dark side, death of a beloved character, even fear in Kylo's eyes... I thought maybe that was a turning point. Rey would begin to use her new powers viciously to kill First Order soldiers and officers and Kylo would show his good side by trying to save her. That lasted a whole 2 mnutes until they showed Chewy still alive.
@1moonwitch
@1moonwitch 2 жыл бұрын
Now that would have been a hella better storyline!!
@order-lp8yt
@order-lp8yt 2 жыл бұрын
I want you to make the other movies
@Mediados
@Mediados 2 жыл бұрын
I think after they killed of Han Solo, the fans would have come with pitchforks and torches if they did that again XD
@fortino6029
@fortino6029 2 жыл бұрын
it was the most obvious shit that chewie was alive bro wdym
@kickballjedi
@kickballjedi 2 жыл бұрын
@@fortino6029 I don't know, saw it opening weekend and most of the crowd was pretty shocked.. but I'm impressed by your powers of observation. Again, I was hoping the story would take a dark turn so was not surprised when Chewy turned up alive. All of my hopes for the sequel trilogy were crushed.
@MrEpicRobloxMan
@MrEpicRobloxMan 2 жыл бұрын
I love how literally EVERY single thing Disney has done with Star Wars after these movies was before these movies. Like even they acknowledge that no one likes them and there's no point in going past this 😂
@shivashishwar9552
@shivashishwar9552 Жыл бұрын
I would have loved to see a continuation of the star wars franchise but not this, like maybe having some sort of reawakening in the force after a couple decades of both sith and jedi being gone (like people who are strong in the force start appearing) its probably a crap idea but I just want something original in the star wars universe
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they're going to do something like the prequels, to build up to this time period. Like, Mandolorian and Boba Fett take place between Episode 6 and 7 so there's a chance we might get actual explanation
@kek490
@kek490 Жыл бұрын
@@shivashishwar9552 Nah, just erase, uncanon that shit and actually build on the extended universe that is after VI or before I, instead of making up sequels to a closed up chapter. The whole idea of the main episodes is to build a world to play with, you don't need to touch that storyline anymore. This is why SW:TOR\kotor and comics are smashing - because the universe is set, and what disney does ? - alternates its core concepts instead of using them, for no freaking reason.
@stephanieclements2490
@stephanieclements2490 Жыл бұрын
They could have done something similar to “Star Wars : Jedi Fallen Order” video game. I felt that game was better then all 3 sequels combined…
@ryochan9438
@ryochan9438 7 ай бұрын
this comment aged badly lol
@caucasoidus_anglicus
@caucasoidus_anglicus 2 жыл бұрын
One thing that I really want to know, why does c-3po’s programming forbid him from translating the sith language, when was that included in his program, anakin built him out of scraps from the ground up on a desert planet, and if anakin didn’t put that program in him then who did, when, why?
@askers81
@askers81 2 жыл бұрын
Anakin probably built him from spare parts he found. He probably didn't program him from scratched and used a pre programmed brain.
@isaacpowrie465
@isaacpowrie465 2 жыл бұрын
@@askers81 Probably regulated from the Anti-Sith Old Republic era.
@Alex-fx8lh
@Alex-fx8lh Жыл бұрын
i mean he was used by the Organas and his memory was deleted. Might be that they also reprogrammed him. Or when Padme used him during the Clone Wars^^
@KingShibe
@KingShibe Жыл бұрын
Probably during the high republic era. You can see a similar protocol droid in Eclipse that looks like C3P0 in TPM.
@b4nn3d39
@b4nn3d39 Жыл бұрын
Anakin used/built/programmed him as a translator between droids and humans. The republic (or the Organas) programmed him to be able to translate all languages and they probably also programmed him to not translate Sith
@Emillia1113
@Emillia1113 4 жыл бұрын
Episode 7: entire movie is to find a map to find luke. Episode 9: entire movie is to find a map to find Palpatine.
@dragonraizen
@dragonraizen 4 жыл бұрын
Can Google Maps expand their service to the other planets already?!
@zom8680
@zom8680 4 жыл бұрын
Episode 8 : entire map to fuck up the entire story
@SomeRandomGuy789
@SomeRandomGuy789 4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars 8: Finding Fuel
@Okidata29
@Okidata29 4 жыл бұрын
Episode 8: Canto Bight.
@digitalalchemy6414
@digitalalchemy6414 4 жыл бұрын
JJ is all about mcguffins to move the plot forward... they mean nothing except a way to tie a series of set pieces together. Anyone who watched Alias back in the day knows that JJ is a one trick pony and thats his trick. His 'attempt' at a new trick was lens flares... which quickly went from cool to being mocked.
@guybrushmonkey97
@guybrushmonkey97 4 жыл бұрын
How did he not sin the whole "Finn has to tell Rey something" subplot that NEVER PAYS OFF?
@jesuschristvevo5570
@jesuschristvevo5570 4 жыл бұрын
the movie tells u indirectly towards the end that Finn is force sensitive which explains why he could wield the light saber against kylo ren and why he just "had a feeling" or whatever. It was explained in an interview I think.
@BearkyUSA
@BearkyUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschristvevo5570 That shouldnt be explained in a interview, it should be in the movie, but this move has a lack of logic
@BearkyUSA
@BearkyUSA 4 жыл бұрын
movie*
@guybrushmonkey97
@guybrushmonkey97 4 жыл бұрын
@@BearkyUSA yeah, that and the whole "Palpatine is a clone" thing that was revealed in the book. They should include this stuff in the movie, revealing it later feels like trying to fix plot holes retroactively (actually, that's probably the case).
@BearkyUSA
@BearkyUSA 4 жыл бұрын
@@guybrushmonkey97 There are too many plot holes to count in TLJ and ROS
@darthvader1166
@darthvader1166 Жыл бұрын
"I am Rey... Rey Skywalker." deserves a 1000 sins. The movie's message was that your lineage doesn't decide who you are, a.k.a. you can be a good person despite being a Palpatine or whatever. But instead, Rey completely forsakes it.
@codeck4442
@codeck4442 3 ай бұрын
Not only Rey Skywalker is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too. She is also the best starship captain, no can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful. 💯✅
@mihaitavraciu2248
@mihaitavraciu2248 2 ай бұрын
​@@codeck4442 *starts laughing uncontrollably*
@ferrer985
@ferrer985 Жыл бұрын
for a Jedi, Rey sure is using a lot of anger in a lot of fights.
@freebird264
@freebird264 4 жыл бұрын
Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.
@christianschoff2490
@christianschoff2490 4 жыл бұрын
My eyes did this: =_=
@Solutad
@Solutad 4 жыл бұрын
I was genuinely laughing, it was the exact moment I stopped being able to even pretend to take the movie seriously
@this_handle_isnt_available232
@this_handle_isnt_available232 4 жыл бұрын
Idk it made sense to me Hux is petty and wanted to get back at kylo for taking command
@DiddyKongsTrashCollection2001
@DiddyKongsTrashCollection2001 4 жыл бұрын
@@this_handle_isnt_available232 The way he did it made absolutely no sense though.
@calebwitts1232
@calebwitts1232 4 жыл бұрын
The dude literally called the order to fire on 6 planets
@jbrisby
@jbrisby 3 жыл бұрын
"That's just lazy writing". Lazy writing is a path to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.
@aurelia8028
@aurelia8028 3 жыл бұрын
Lazy path is the side writing to the dark
@officert5147
@officert5147 3 жыл бұрын
Lazy writing is a pathway to many sequels some consider to be...derivative and nonsensical
@bobbyfeet2240
@bobbyfeet2240 3 жыл бұрын
"Lazy writing" is the most Star Wars thing possible. It can still make fun movies, but as we've learned, it's unreliable.
@LowKeyJaded
@LowKeyJaded 3 жыл бұрын
I some how scrolled down and read your comment just as palpatine was saying this.
@robertagu5533
@robertagu5533 3 жыл бұрын
Especially in Hollywood THESE days
@OldJohann
@OldJohann Жыл бұрын
Something that nobody really has talked about is HOW Ben actually got to Exogol after he was left on Endor's Ocean Moon. It seems that he found a Tie Fighter in the Death Star wreckage, and flew it there. Problem is that Tie Fighters *don't* have hyperdrives or life support systems. Even if he did find a functional Tie Pilot helmet and life pack in the wreckage, there is still no way he can get to Exogol. The novel does actually touch on this and says that it was a Tie Scout variation, which does have a hyperdrive.... But it still has no life support systems. The holes in this movie are so large that even post production material struggles to find, modify, or outright create stuff to rationalize the mistakes and lack of thought that went into it.
@iminumst7827
@iminumst7827 Жыл бұрын
These movies are so poorly written they have almost as many plot holes as they do scenes, literally. It's like continuity wasn't even a goal for the directors. It's best not to try to think about it too much, because why think about movies if the people who made them didn't think that much about it? If you start asking questions it's an endless road, like apparently that droid also had a map to exogol in his memory, but they don't check the memory until they need to make up a way for the Resistance fleet to show up. Better yet, if Luke found Oochi's ship, why didn't Luke check the Droid's memory all those years ago? It's a stupid story written by people who don't care about the fans.
@panlis6243
@panlis6243 11 ай бұрын
I still can't believe "Somehow Palpatine returned" is an actual line in the movie
@InternalChickens
@InternalChickens 2 жыл бұрын
During the kiss scene, my grandma said she thought they were going to keep reviving each other until they both died
@matthewkearney2993
@matthewkearney2993 2 жыл бұрын
That would have been the better ending.
@coolestdino
@coolestdino 2 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT THAT TOO LMAO
@ethanweimer-kopf6907
@ethanweimer-kopf6907 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@sergeantsainsburys9181
@sergeantsainsburys9181 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@dbzgotmadness
@dbzgotmadness 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@b33fcake34
@b33fcake34 4 жыл бұрын
For everyone that is surprised that CinemaSins actually liked the ending, thats because the movie was finally over lol.
@NorthernLaw_
@NorthernLaw_ 4 жыл бұрын
Correct. I too am glad because finally Star Wars is over and it cannot be ruined by awful storytelling and shitty agendas. Luckily Star Wars still has some good stuff coming, and NONE of it is in the Sequel era, I wonder why?
@NorthernLaw_
@NorthernLaw_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Duhehejeh No that scene was complete trash and in my theater had a guy yell "OH FUCK YOU" and I couldn't agree more, couldn't be more forced if they tried
@bloo6639
@bloo6639 4 жыл бұрын
NorthernLaw they had to make $ somehow
@Cosmic_Gogito
@Cosmic_Gogito 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was sarcasm but he took off 3 sins so i dont know. Shit movie. Waste of time and money. Fuck 7 8 9.
@NorthernLaw_
@NorthernLaw_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cosmic_Gogito Exactly garbage movies
@Jedi_Spartan_38
@Jedi_Spartan_38 2 жыл бұрын
14:45 "Of course they do." and "Somehow... Palpatine has returned." sound like 4th wall breaking moments because Oscar Isaac was unable to hide his disappointment with the script and make him sound like he's thinking "For fuck sake JJ."
@RED-sv5ut
@RED-sv5ut Жыл бұрын
I had completely forgot how much they threw all pre-existing laws for how force works out the window and just did literally whatever they wanted.
@dragonslayer7724
@dragonslayer7724 Жыл бұрын
"That's not how the force works, that's not how any of this works!" -Han Solo, Episode VII
@Bornheck
@Bornheck 4 жыл бұрын
“This dagger... has done terrible things...” *Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children*
@alektipsword9596
@alektipsword9596 4 жыл бұрын
Not just children but women and men too
@isaacfoo03
@isaacfoo03 4 жыл бұрын
younglings!
@SchlopFlopper
@SchlopFlopper 4 жыл бұрын
alek tipsword actually that one was destroyed on Geonosis Also, Hi r/woosh
@StarWarsShark
@StarWarsShark 4 жыл бұрын
by far the best comment to this video i have seen so far
@edwardnygma8533
@edwardnygma8533 4 жыл бұрын
@@SchlopFlopper But the current one still killed Younglings in RotS.
@hyperx72
@hyperx72 4 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey'd Shadow Legends is the most ambitious mobile rpg...
@elgage-o2510
@elgage-o2510 4 жыл бұрын
I just did a spit-take because of this, thank you
@narcspector
@narcspector 4 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHAHA
@awhr0350
@awhr0350 4 жыл бұрын
Im dying 😂
@betterread5274
@betterread5274 4 жыл бұрын
Why
@pikapal94
@pikapal94 4 жыл бұрын
This comment almost killed me, I choked on some toast I was eating. You have made my day
@jacksonredd_
@jacksonredd_ 11 ай бұрын
Bruh even though I’m not a Star Wars nerd I think it’s safe to say that Rey saying she’s a skywalker deserves at the minimum 100 sins
@jonnysupreme
@jonnysupreme Жыл бұрын
Hand on heart, about 2 years ago my (at the time) 8 year old nephew was ¾ of the way through this "film" and turned around to his mom and me and said "I don't like this starwars one it dosent make any sense!!" And I had to agree with the little sod. What a god awful pile of shite
@JohnLuckPickard141
@JohnLuckPickard141 3 жыл бұрын
“Somehow, Palpatine returned” deserved at LEAST 10,000 sins.
@technokokos
@technokokos 3 жыл бұрын
No. The part that he actually returned was ok and it at least come kinda back to what was supposed to happen after OT. How was it handled was the problem.
@bobevans4977
@bobevans4977 3 жыл бұрын
worst writing ever
@immortalfrieza
@immortalfrieza 3 жыл бұрын
They brought Palpatine back in Legends too, and they did it 100 times better there but it was still a terrible idea even then.
@jrev2284
@jrev2284 3 жыл бұрын
@@technokokos bruh Vader's death was literally meaningless to have palpatine be spawned back later
@technokokos
@technokokos 3 жыл бұрын
@@jrev2284 Yeah tbh once upon the time this used to be the reason why I used to be sceptical when it came to EU and decided to absolutely neglect whole Palpatine came back thing. Thing is that ever since Force Awakens came out my standards dropped really low and now I consider EU post ROTJ development golden compared to Disney sequel trilogy.
@mikesully110
@mikesully110 3 жыл бұрын
Kylo just wants what any normal man wants, it's every mans most human and intimate desire. To be the owner of 10,000 giant triangular space ships.
@starfull8808
@starfull8808 3 жыл бұрын
Deep dude
@chad6700
@chad6700 3 жыл бұрын
space doritoes
@delayedsniper0838
@delayedsniper0838 2 жыл бұрын
Flying doritos bro
@robertagu5533
@robertagu5533 2 жыл бұрын
If your giant space Doritos each fire a ton of plasma cannons an can blow up planets
@karcellp2124
@karcellp2124 2 жыл бұрын
But if you Would have the possibility to geh 10.000 Giant triangular Space ships, you Would take them, wouldnt you?
@jamesnave1249
@jamesnave1249 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced that anyone who likes the latest trilogy will ultimately just like anything as long as the special effects are shiny enough or it has the right badge on it
@sirsalad3772
@sirsalad3772 Жыл бұрын
imagine being an American Soldier and hearing "somehow Hitler returned" like no, you dont just do that
@dhark0n332
@dhark0n332 11 ай бұрын
Man, the world would be PISSED
@adipsous
@adipsous 11 ай бұрын
Maybe a better choice for your analogy would be a French soldier, or Polish citizen, or Jew. Just saying. But, Russian soldier, American soldier, that works fine.
@sirsalad3772
@sirsalad3772 11 ай бұрын
@@adipsous 🤓
@user-rd1vs1pb7q
@user-rd1vs1pb7q 11 ай бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣
@user-rd1vs1pb7q
@user-rd1vs1pb7q 11 ай бұрын
@@adipsous 🤓🤓
@stardust27274
@stardust27274 3 жыл бұрын
You wanna know what’s sad? Palpatine forgot to tell Rey the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise…
@lieutenantjacobin
@lieutenantjacobin 3 жыл бұрын
If he did, it would have been all over. She would have pledged total allegiance.
@benhayes5396
@benhayes5396 3 жыл бұрын
There was no do it.
@leonsnellink2375
@leonsnellink2375 3 жыл бұрын
underated af
@heartless604
@heartless604 3 жыл бұрын
@@leonsnellink2375 isnt palpatine the darth platapus guy? He just speaks about himself in third person lol
@IsSarcasmIronic
@IsSarcasmIronic 3 жыл бұрын
lmao trueee. would it have changed things hmmmmm? *raises eyebrow and strokes fake beard in contemplation
@Thetruthishere11
@Thetruthishere11 4 жыл бұрын
Ghost Jedi: Rey get up. Ghost Jedi: Rey you can do this! Ghost Jedi: Rey, balance the force as I once did. Ghost Jar-Jar: Rey, yousa in a lotta doodoo!
@sahal8559
@sahal8559 4 жыл бұрын
But why would a sith lord help Rey?
@sombramemer1230
@sombramemer1230 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Jar Jar rezed Palps so he can rule the galaxy and kill anyone who would rival him.
@thatguyace3817
@thatguyace3817 4 жыл бұрын
@July Rijoberroa that means nothing many Sith helped Jedi for far less. Of course they ended up killing those Jedi but still Family doesn't mean anything to most sith
@profblack
@profblack 4 жыл бұрын
Biko Fisher If they had the balls to do that I would have forgiven everything else in the movie.
@leong9013
@leong9013 4 жыл бұрын
yousa in big doodoo dis time
@CyberSnoWolf
@CyberSnoWolf Жыл бұрын
One of the things I hated about this, aside from the unexplained explanation on Sideous’ return and the wayfinders, was the explanation on how the Death Star chunk was on a different planet from Endor. According to the director in an interview, when the second Death Star exploded, the blast was strong enough to send the debris through hyperspace and land on the planet. I’m sorry, but no explosion’s fast enough to go through lightspeed. And have it not get burned up by it. Furthermore, there’s no way that the wreckage could stay in the same place and same shape and form with all the waves beating down on it. Realistically, the dagger would be useless as there would’ve been little to nothing left from it. Overall, this movie was just a jumbled mess of confusion.
@GrandAdmiralGonk
@GrandAdmiralGonk 10 ай бұрын
And there is no way that much of it would still be together after the explosion, plus all the stuff you mentioned
@VJAllison1974
@VJAllison1974 Жыл бұрын
Awesome commentary, I was laughing really hard at it. There are lots of sins in this one, but I'd go a lot higher than you did. I'd give 100,000 sins for that kiss at the end. BLECH.
@JayvsEverybody
@JayvsEverybody 4 жыл бұрын
John Boyega wasn’t used at all. He literally yelled “Rey !!!!!” the whole movie.
@ceeb420
@ceeb420 4 жыл бұрын
He got Jon Snow'd.
@wysiwyg2006
@wysiwyg2006 4 жыл бұрын
he is over hyped anyway
@jesusdetimofeev9678
@jesusdetimofeev9678 4 жыл бұрын
The whole trilogy more like it
@WICHONNN94
@WICHONNN94 4 жыл бұрын
His acting was awful in the movie. Always hyper reacting to everything
@thegreatestofalltime3560
@thegreatestofalltime3560 4 жыл бұрын
*#PickledSnokes*
@feralpixiedreamgirl
@feralpixiedreamgirl 4 жыл бұрын
I'd add 100 sins for Hux being a spy. No way would he ever betray the First Order or help the Resistance. Poor excuse just to kill his character off.
@dargaronsoftsong3193
@dargaronsoftsong3193 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, given the amount of crap he's gotten from Kylo, I can totally see him deciding to defect in order to get revenge. It fits into larger themes of "Sith vs. the military that serves them" going all the way back to places like the Kotor games and even A New Hope, where generic officer #3 taunts Vader. I'm just not convinced Hux was competent enough *to* defect wihtout getting accidentally shot in the process (this *is* the guy who got punked by a prank phone call at the start of TLJ).
@feralpixiedreamgirl
@feralpixiedreamgirl 4 жыл бұрын
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 I can definitely see him wanting revenge, he hates Kylo after all, but it would have made much more sense for him to have done so by staging a coup, thereby getting his revenge and the power that motivates him. Hux has been a part of the First Order his entire life and influenced many of the programmes and their technology, he's not just going to dessert all of that. And helping the Resistance? The very people he wants to destroy?? He destroyed five planets because they supported the Resistance. So out of character and a complete waste
@deathsdollar2606
@deathsdollar2606 4 жыл бұрын
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 that was called rian johnsons bad writing and stupid jokes! Hux wasnt as dumb in force awakens
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for an insurrection within the First Order and I'm glad we got to see that not everyone is toeing the line.
@orianamila6046
@orianamila6046 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@arjunramakanth4370
@arjunramakanth4370 Жыл бұрын
2:57 in other places like the clone wars tv shows and possibly legends, it’s mentioned that there are specific hyperspace routes you can use hyperspace on, and as far as I know, the routes don’t let you jump directly from planet or space mass to other planet or space mass, there are predetermined channels with specific entry and exit points you can enter hyperspace in. Two examples of this are a) in the clone wars tv show where a secret hyperspace route was part of a plot line for a 3 or 4 episode arc, and b) where darth Vader’s ship stops the rebel ships from leaving scarif in rogue one because the entry and exit point is the same on hyperspace lanes. Therefore, the rebel ships trying to leave had to move to the same point where Vader’s ship entered and blocked them off. Basically, hyperspace is more specific and limited than the stupid lightspeed skipping scene makes it seem
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 Жыл бұрын
So, it's like Cowboy Bebop? Also, which episodes?
@arjunramakanth4370
@arjunramakanth4370 Жыл бұрын
@@KarmasAB123 I’m pretty sure it’s season 3, episodes 18-20. It’s the arc where Even Piell is captured in the Citadel. I’m sorry to say that I have no idea what cowboy bebop is
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 Жыл бұрын
@@arjunramakanth4370 Cowboy Bebop is a masterpiece of 90's animation. Go watch it
@jackcabaniss9571
@jackcabaniss9571 Жыл бұрын
At least both Death Stars had a reason as to why there was a self-destruct system hidden in them. The first one was Galen Erso's revenge And the second one was the bait for the Emperor's trap
@forgottensailor2006
@forgottensailor2006 4 жыл бұрын
This whole movie is like running into your lost friend you haven't seen in 30 years but 5 mins later you realize you're better off not knowing each other anymore.
@NateLeePhillips
@NateLeePhillips 4 жыл бұрын
this whole *trilogy
@handsomest1
@handsomest1 4 жыл бұрын
forgottensailor2006 ok boomer
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best Star Wars movie
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
@@NateLeePhillips Actually my favorite trilogy of the 3
@gapelle7867
@gapelle7867 4 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 If this is your favorite trilogy, then you aren't a Star Wars fan. At the most you're a casual fan, who watches the movies for pew pew battles, aliens, and drama or to hop on the bandwagon of film popularity.
@exist6nce
@exist6nce 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that's surprised that CinemaSins actually liked Rey calling herself a Skywalker at the end?
@johnbalk6091
@johnbalk6091 4 жыл бұрын
No, probably not.
@templargfx
@templargfx 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was suprised too. That final act in my opinion is the last nail in the Skywalker coffin. Now we have a palpatine using the name.
@Carolina-mo8do
@Carolina-mo8do 4 жыл бұрын
I was too, it totally undermines the "blood doesn't define you" message
@Kindiah
@Kindiah 4 жыл бұрын
I realized years ago that Jeremy was bought off; he pretends to critique, but it's all a Hellywood publicity stunt.
@ghostant2941
@ghostant2941 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. Like wtf Jeremy
@googlesucks6029
@googlesucks6029 Жыл бұрын
I know everyone hates the fact that C3PO's software prohibited from translating the sith rune and he needed to be jail broken to read it out loud. But that was the most realistic thing in this movie.
@dragonslayer7724
@dragonslayer7724 Жыл бұрын
Except for when you realize that C-3PO was made by a young slave boy on Tatooine who probably had barely any idea what a Sith was.
@fireblade156
@fireblade156 11 ай бұрын
@@dragonslayer7724 C3PO was made with scrap parts, and that most likely includes a pre-programmed brain, because it is highly unlikely that Anakin could code it to process more than like 3 languages
@bunnyben87
@bunnyben87 7 ай бұрын
@@fireblade156this or when Padme took ownership of him between Episodes 2 and 3, it was updated in accordance with that law.
@saskiaransford2859
@saskiaransford2859 11 ай бұрын
1. My favorite part of this is Rey immediatly has power to give life same goes for Ben. Which is funny considering the small amount of training. Anakin killed himself and his wife to have this power and all of a sudden they have the power of life, which was the main motive for the whole prequels and some of the OG seris. They didn't even consult darth plagus the wise. 2. Rey as a character herself is completly unessesary. The ultimate villian is paptine and eventually the chosen one (anakin) is destined to kill him. Once this occurs and anakin has died he has fufilled his duty however having papatine come back elimanates the chosen one in general. IT REMOVES THE PLOT FROM THE PREQUEL AND SEQUELS. Absolutly a poor attempt of making rey a "chosen one" or a jedi.
@JOKER-xo1lg
@JOKER-xo1lg 11 ай бұрын
It's so true 😂.
@rebelcobra5099
@rebelcobra5099 3 жыл бұрын
Why do these movies keep on having characters who don't want to be found yet keep on leaving maps?
@grandempressvicky6387
@grandempressvicky6387 3 жыл бұрын
A good question... for another time.
@ryanm.8720
@ryanm.8720 3 жыл бұрын
They're indecisive.
@-Siculus-Hort-
@-Siculus-Hort- 3 жыл бұрын
the universe gets boring ?
@alexanderthegreat5649
@alexanderthegreat5649 3 жыл бұрын
That's only the one film with Luke that isn't the case with Palpatine. The sith wayfinders are left on purpose as it's the only way to navigate to Exogul(spelling) Luke's is weird though because it never says at least before who actually left the map leading to him. I THINK JJ tries to answer that in here with the backstory about him trying to find the sith planet and on missions blah blah blah, but idk.
@johnP0908
@johnP0908 3 жыл бұрын
@@grandempressvicky6387 probably same plot for the next trilogy. LMFAO.
@davidh3510
@davidh3510 4 жыл бұрын
"Why can't we have ghost jedi fighting in this?" Me: "Cause Samuel L Jackson would be way too funny to see in this." Samuel L Jackson ghost: "I'm tired of this mf'n emperor conquering this mf galaxy!"
@calmgoodfire4662
@calmgoodfire4662 4 жыл бұрын
He probably would yell at Anakin about why is he trying to kill the emperor and not “ARRESTING” him
@melhupby
@melhupby 4 жыл бұрын
@@calmgoodfire4662 JFC I need that in my life. Why did no one pitch this to HISHE?
@seandabest4329
@seandabest4329 4 жыл бұрын
Jedi ghosts: appear Palpatine: what Mace: Say what one more time
@TheOneManWhoBeatYou
@TheOneManWhoBeatYou 4 жыл бұрын
"Hand me that lightsaber, the one that says bad motherfucker on it"
@WhiteWolfRQ
@WhiteWolfRQ 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if you want to be technical about it Mace Windu never learn how to become a force ghost, only Yoda, Anakin, and Obi-wan (and Luke and Leia some how according to this movie)
@sctmcg
@sctmcg Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen the movie and, after watching this, I feel like I’m in an enviable position that many Star Wars fans wish they could be in
@lilsancho6760
@lilsancho6760 8 ай бұрын
Same lmao i refuse to ever watch it lol its just the palpatine clips for me man ian’s acting totally carried this movie box office wise
@dreamcastergaming
@dreamcastergaming Жыл бұрын
Kylo and Rey should have gotten together in VIII and taken over the Empire in IX. If you wanted to subvert expectations, that would have been the way.
@elincyt3590
@elincyt3590 3 жыл бұрын
“Nobody can imagine emperor palpatine making a baby” Palpatine: the dark side is a pathway to abilities some people would consider unnatural
@chiuy4722
@chiuy4722 3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh I mean sly Moore technically was his lover and she had triclops as a son though I'm pretty sure triclops isn't cannon
@marissahemp78
@marissahemp78 3 жыл бұрын
**many abilities**
@chicken8664
@chicken8664 3 жыл бұрын
A man in his 70s can still have healthy sperm as long has he doesn’t have cancer related to his junk
@bertegue5162
@bertegue5162 3 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Episode 10 the heroes find a Darkside map that will take them to Abilities to take down the Darthest of Darths, High Emperor Unnatural.
@rizkyrahman9833
@rizkyrahman9833 3 жыл бұрын
@@chicken8664 dark side has many abilities 🤣🤣🤣
@bloodraven432
@bloodraven432 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else surprised there wasn't a sin added for every time Finn just started shouting Rey's name?
@dinosaurspy7096
@dinosaurspy7096 4 жыл бұрын
Should have been a counter.
@omegamkx588
@omegamkx588 4 жыл бұрын
Basically his entire character in this movie, and it pisses me off
@uzifx
@uzifx 4 жыл бұрын
@@omegamkx588 *trilogy
@MeneGR
@MeneGR 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss. "Rey." *Ding!*
@notactuallyacat.
@notactuallyacat. 4 жыл бұрын
Bonus round!
@zephyr8072
@zephyr8072 Жыл бұрын
This is a typical example of people who don’t understand this intricate and well written plot. It’s very simple if you have the intelligence to comprehend it, fortunately I do and I will explain it. You see, the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@amaturearcadia
@amaturearcadia Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@JhadeSagrav
@JhadeSagrav Жыл бұрын
had me in the first half, ngl 😄😄
@aidansilvia2663
@aidansilvia2663 4 жыл бұрын
“We had each other” also a decently sized navy, organized leadership, and an actual military in general.
@LucyWest370
@LucyWest370 4 жыл бұрын
Hes The Phantom each other would mean that they had all of those things, I’m pretty sure they weren’t outsourcing droids or something
@LucyWest370
@LucyWest370 4 жыл бұрын
Stig Lapoint tell him that lol
@icebear524
@icebear524 3 жыл бұрын
271 sins Me: impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
@TheEsdaniel
@TheEsdaniel 3 жыл бұрын
200.000 sins with a million more well under way
@vexorion6577
@vexorion6577 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEsdaniel i think you miscounted......because i saw 41,374,274,638 sins 🤣🤣
@alexgaming8834
@alexgaming8834 3 жыл бұрын
It's treason then
@brickforge1284
@brickforge1284 3 жыл бұрын
possibly
@isaacsolbrigkroner4419
@isaacsolbrigkroner4419 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Literally no one: Kylo ren: MOOOOOOREEEEEEE
@nephicus339
@nephicus339 Жыл бұрын
7:35 - You forgot to add sins for a sinking sand that leads to a completely open tunnel system. Why isn't that tunnel ALSO filled with the pebbly quicksand-like stuff? HUH?!
@ag_nyma_____r6106
@ag_nyma_____r6106 Жыл бұрын
What really made me mad is that they took away from Anakin's redemption.
@kradanbandicootovich6444
@kradanbandicootovich6444 3 жыл бұрын
"Somehow Palpatine returned" Wait, they really said it in the actual movie ?
@chrispy2721
@chrispy2721 3 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@rico6546
@rico6546 3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s stupid.
@hbdragon88
@hbdragon88 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw the cell phone video footage leaks showing the crawl start going with "The dead speak" ... I genuinely thought it was a fake leak or something.
@margarethmichelina5146
@margarethmichelina5146 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all probably forgot how in the end of the trailer, they gave the footage of his iconic laugh
@hbdragon88
@hbdragon88 3 жыл бұрын
@margareth michelina we're not disputing that Palps is back. It's the dialogue and buildup to the reveal that's lame/bad. Like having his comeback speech being in Fortnite and not the actual movie.
@uhok2584
@uhok2584 4 жыл бұрын
The sequel trilogy is like doing a group project for school with three people doing different parts, but not talking about them before presenting
@platy4700
@platy4700 4 жыл бұрын
Too accurate.
@graemedrumm7120
@graemedrumm7120 4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if the one who didn't show up for the project was probably the one we needed.
@Mewithabeard
@Mewithabeard 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on dude😂
@obinnaonyeije
@obinnaonyeije 4 жыл бұрын
It's like two people doing a project, and the second guy added decent work that would've at least earned them a passing grade but then the first guy decided to ignore all that and finish the project himself and they both got a D.
@Joex51x
@Joex51x 4 жыл бұрын
Disney screwed the pooch they could have used Dave Filoni instead of Kathleen Kennedy, someone that knows Star Wars or is willing to learn about it, Like Kevin Feige is to Marvel...
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton Жыл бұрын
0:44 Respectfully disagree. The dumbest plot coupon ever put into a Star Wars story is Ochi’s Map-Knife. Not only does Sheev send out an assassin to kill people using a map to his hiding place, as if that isn’t bad enough, the Map-Knives don’t point you to Exogol. They lead you to the location of a SECOND map that THEN leads you to Sheev.
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 Жыл бұрын
Maybe gotta be extra secure?
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton Жыл бұрын
@@TomLikesfn684 that is a valid hypothesis, but why stop at two maps? Why didn’t Sheev set up a whole ass scavenger hunt with 20 maps scattered across space all pointing to each other? The answer is JJ and Chris Terrio (the writer behind this movie and also BvS, yeah for real) needed enough plot coupons to make an exciting fast paced adventure without stopping to ponder wether it makes sense. Why would Sheev give our heroes 16 hours’ notice before attacking everything? Why would he leave clues leading to his Sith fortress world? And if he wants Rey to find him, why does he tell Kylo to kill her? And why does he look so surprised when he uses his soul-sucking powers to rejuvenate himself?
@MaxWelton
@MaxWelton Жыл бұрын
@@TomLikesfn684 you are correct, though, in that two maps is more secure than one.
@falcondragonslayer
@falcondragonslayer Жыл бұрын
‘How big do you what the throne?’ Palpatine: ‘Yes’
@613harbinger316
@613harbinger316 4 жыл бұрын
C3PO: "My programming prevents me from _translating_ it." Poe: "BB-8!" BB-8: [Projects that galaxy map from Force Awakens] Poe: "Ok then, 3PO. Point to it."
@sprodersprack4257
@sprodersprack4257 4 жыл бұрын
YoU do realize that BB8 didn't have the whole map right?
@sprodersprack4257
@sprodersprack4257 4 жыл бұрын
@slow poke True.
@thefilmwatcher1302
@thefilmwatcher1302 4 жыл бұрын
Der Rikmeister Dude. It’s a map to a specific place, not a map of the entire galaxy. And the reason it’s called the *Unknown* Regions is because it’s mostly, if not completely unknown to the majority of the galaxy, meaning it hasn’t really been mapped yet. Also, it’s been a year since that whole caper. BB-8’s not gonna have the map just laying around a year after its intended use was carried out.
@Kaiser8513
@Kaiser8513 4 жыл бұрын
Who at the council would ever agree to preventing C3-PO from translating anything? Preventing the Sith from being able to communicate plans in secret by writing should have been an obvious move for the Jedi Order
@benholcomb5696
@benholcomb5696 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly people like the fans of Star Wars could write a way better movie
@jockeyfield1954
@jockeyfield1954 2 жыл бұрын
"that necklace snatching was so dramatic i'm surprised it didn't lead to the death of bruce wayne's parents" this singular line is better than this entire movie
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson 2 жыл бұрын
Lol ong
@Boncomics
@Boncomics Жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that the second F1NN stopped being a Stormtrooper he gets 3 love-interests (1 per movie)? That's a lot of pent-up pheromones unleashed!
@Ethan-wi1oy
@Ethan-wi1oy Жыл бұрын
when this movie first came to theaters and i saw ben fall down that hole i said "oh dont worry, he'll be back in a couple movies just like palpatine"
@helohi9701
@helohi9701 2 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this in theaters when it came out. The reaction to Rey calling herself "Skywalker" was so negative. People literally were booing and throwing popcorn at the screen it was fantastic
@mexicanbanjo9325
@mexicanbanjo9325 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I was one of those people. I didn’t think I could be more disappointed.
@damonmcfarland9364
@damonmcfarland9364 2 жыл бұрын
this is the only SW trilogy that i didn't see in the theaters. TFA was a remake of ANH. TLJ was outright butchered, and this film's only saving grace to me was the third act...after the first 2/3rds ended up a boring mess that almost putme t sleep and caused me to stop the filmand finish watching it two days late.
@deborahminter6231
@deborahminter6231 2 жыл бұрын
👍One of the most unsatisfying ends in cinematic history! Seriously the trilogy murdered the legacy family.
@CarlyCatharsis
@CarlyCatharsis 2 жыл бұрын
Reinforced The Term: "Mary Jane" As Opposed To: "Karen" Or "G.I. Jane". All Things Considered... Being Nicknamed AFTER Spideys Girlfriend SHOULDN'T Sound All THAT Bad?
@CarlyCatharsis
@CarlyCatharsis 2 жыл бұрын
@@deborahminter6231 While #MANDALORIAN Single-Handedly Saved It. Kinda Odd... Considering That Fett Was 1st Introduced in The MUCH Loathed: #HolidaySpecial Toon Segment. Not Even "Itchy The Crotch" Could Forsee Fetts Popularity! Then Again: Singing Leia? (Well...SHE IS Debbies Daughter!)
@Saivid
@Saivid 4 жыл бұрын
The biggest sin of this movie, was the fact that this made Anakin's whole story pointless and that they didn't have an Anakin force ghost at all in it.
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
He could have shown up at any point during Kylo's journey to the dark side and smacked some sense into him, knowing he idolized him, but then I guess the story never would have happened. Also also, didn't Luke tell anyone that Anakin had a change of heart at the end of ROJ? Cuz why was Kylo trying to finish what Vader started when Vader changed his mind?
@heisenbergII
@heisenbergII 4 жыл бұрын
JJ was originally gonna add one but Disney didn’t want the movie to be any longer
@evei3174
@evei3174 4 жыл бұрын
all i wanted was ghost anakin to shout at kylo. i was very disappointed.
@endercraft2735
@endercraft2735 4 жыл бұрын
There was a concept where Ren talks to Vader in a "dark force ghost" speaking about evil sh*t aight. They removed it tho
@jemert96
@jemert96 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, they'll retcon everything back to normal in the next trilogy
@yoshi-boy314
@yoshi-boy314 Жыл бұрын
The fact that they made more Star Wars movies deserves 1,000,000 sins
@kadencon1710
@kadencon1710 Жыл бұрын
"taking a good look sir. at my friends" C3PO hardly knows anyone in that room, just the fact that C3PO said that makes me think his memory was already wiped. (sin counter goes up)
@lemonke1709
@lemonke1709 Жыл бұрын
His memory has been wiped multiple times
@HandsomeVetOng
@HandsomeVetOng 3 жыл бұрын
"This dagger has done.. horrible things" meanwhile: *wields the younglings slayer 9000*
@anthonyferrante8129
@anthonyferrante8129 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@thefilmwatcher1302
@thefilmwatcher1302 3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh, THAT’S original.
@cranjusmcbasketball2052
@cranjusmcbasketball2052 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most original piece of writing I’ve seen. Take the Nobel prize for most original literature.
@masterofice_
@masterofice_ 3 жыл бұрын
wow this is so original
@paulmarchi1393
@paulmarchi1393 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you had me crying that comment was actually hilarious
@shortshady12
@shortshady12 4 жыл бұрын
And this is how I watched Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker for the first time.
@lukegavin124
@lukegavin124 4 жыл бұрын
You mean for the last time
@qui-gon7586
@qui-gon7586 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukegavin124 Exactly :DDD
@samuraieagle978
@samuraieagle978 4 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. You liked it the first time you watched it but than saw the RT score and the angry reviews online so you could go bitch about the movie
@shortshady12
@shortshady12 4 жыл бұрын
Lol eat grass Zebra dickhead
@samuraieagle978
@samuraieagle978 4 жыл бұрын
@@shortshady12 wow geez SHORTshady stack. I can see your getting upset cuz you cant reach the top shelf :(
@kageblade7017
@kageblade7017 Жыл бұрын
I subscribed just becaus he managed to fit mostly everything wrong with The Rise of Skywalker in only 23 minutes. Amazing
@MrMgkman13
@MrMgkman13 Жыл бұрын
I’d never really thought about it until I watched this video last night but how awesome would that Force Ghost idea have been? It would have been just as epic as the Portals scene in Endgame if every Jedi we had ever been attached to returned as a Force Ghost to help Rey and Ben take on Palpatine.
@lsjdkdldlddkmdld
@lsjdkdldlddkmdld 4 жыл бұрын
Cinema Sins: This movie is pretty average. The ending is f*cking great Everyone: Visible Confusion This is where the fun begins...
@HIMPDahak
@HIMPDahak 4 жыл бұрын
Eh I liked it. She redefined herself rather than let herself be trapped by her family.
@yoboyyoyoboy
@yoboyyoyoboy 4 жыл бұрын
end was awful. Added nothing to the movie, it just made me hate it even more
@Null_sys
@Null_sys 4 жыл бұрын
She took someone else's name because she didn't want to be defined by her ancestor. The Skywalkers had the same shit with Vader, but you didn't see Luke taking someone else's name.
@The_Viktor_Reznov
@The_Viktor_Reznov 4 жыл бұрын
@@Null_sys THEN RECLAIM YOUR FUCKING SURNAME AND DON'T LET PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BY IT The ending literally tells you "if you're ashamed of past which you're not responsible of, just hide it and change your identity". Instead it should be "just because you're a Palpatine, it doesn't define you. It's your surname but it's not who you are"
@zane4218
@zane4218 4 жыл бұрын
For the most part I agreed with the scenes he said were good. But I did disagree with the ending being good. And I think the movie turned out below-average.
@OscarFlores-vm9dc
@OscarFlores-vm9dc 3 жыл бұрын
Just wanted ghost Obi Wan to defeat Palpatine by saying "It's over Palpatine, now I have the high ground".
@hynjus001
@hynjus001 3 жыл бұрын
But seriously, I was sitting there the whole time, thinking Anakin (Hayden) would return to kick Palpatine's ass one final time. I would have forgiven the whole movie for that. Like a light side version of the passage scene at the end of Rogue One
@OscarFlores-vm9dc
@OscarFlores-vm9dc 3 жыл бұрын
@@hynjus001 if only
@self4797
@self4797 3 жыл бұрын
if that happened it would be the greatest movie of all time
@michaelhall7663
@michaelhall7663 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@udengineer2002
@udengineer2002 3 жыл бұрын
Six hundred and twentieth like
@JGil268
@JGil268 6 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The planet at the beginning where Kylo finds the wayfinder is actually Mustafar. The moon started to heal after all of the mining operations stopped after the empire was defeated. It makes sense why there would be a Sith wayfinder because that was where Vader basically lived.
@falloutfella670
@falloutfella670 11 ай бұрын
Palpatine literally survives his own lighting being reflected back on him by Mace Windu, but dies when Rey does it.
@mcdonalds5972
@mcdonalds5972 4 жыл бұрын
Third movie of the prequel trilogy: Palpatine electrocutes himself Third movie of the original trilogy: Palpatine dies Third movie of the sequel trilogy: Palpatine electrocutes himself and dies *BRAVO ABRAMS*
@grahamapol3185
@grahamapol3185 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.” -George Lucas
@arshiaaghaei
@arshiaaghaei 4 жыл бұрын
In ROTS, Palpatine electrocutes himself to lure Anakin to the Dark Side. Let's not talk about that here.
@AdamG1983
@AdamG1983 4 жыл бұрын
Original Trilogy... Palpatine DOES kill himself from Force Lightning. When Vader picked him up, it caused it to loopback to himself (and Vader), which distracted him long enough for Vader to yeet him down the hundreds of meter long shaft.
@michaelcarney6280
@michaelcarney6280 4 жыл бұрын
Any film better than the last Jedi any
@OfficialBEL
@OfficialBEL 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcarney6280 Endgame
@ruggedlemmings9163
@ruggedlemmings9163 4 жыл бұрын
"Because some things are stronger than stupid dialogue, like the sin counter." - This should be the official creed of this channel. :D
@chinwenduizenwata6763
@chinwenduizenwata6763 4 жыл бұрын
Touche'
@NoizyInSeattle
@NoizyInSeattle 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was brilliant.
@isaacjamestea9652
@isaacjamestea9652 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed, best quote.
@bconnors25
@bconnors25 4 жыл бұрын
title of the video should have been everything IS wrong with the rise of skywalker
@DiracComb.7585
@DiracComb.7585 4 жыл бұрын
Rugged Lemmings but then every new dim that’s sinned would undergo massive sinflation
@jesterous9850
@jesterous9850 Жыл бұрын
If Fin got w/ Rey then he's the first stormtrooper to ever hit something.
@sid7260
@sid7260 Жыл бұрын
Only 23 mins long? Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
@suspicious_jedi
@suspicious_jedi 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone when he doesn’t sin “Rey Skywalker” at least 1.000.000 times: *visible confusion*
@bossshun9
@bossshun9 2 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest sins in the entire movie.
@guardian7773
@guardian7773 2 жыл бұрын
@@bossshun9 agreed
@jonsarenti8093
@jonsarenti8093 2 жыл бұрын
But sinning that would not be PC..
@constancemiller3753
@constancemiller3753 2 жыл бұрын
No sins left to give....
@richardalter727
@richardalter727 2 жыл бұрын
And actually removing sins, that's like twice the heresy holy shit
@d.o.a.c85
@d.o.a.c85 4 жыл бұрын
Rey considered herself a sly walker at the end of the movie, which means she considers the person she kissed her brother. Welp, I guess it runs in the family
@BananaCognacBitch
@BananaCognacBitch 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds about white.
@mossflavouredbaby
@mossflavouredbaby 3 жыл бұрын
Or it means she married into the family!
@BabyGirlTiny
@BabyGirlTiny 3 жыл бұрын
@@mossflavouredbaby his last name isn't Skywalker, its solo
@mossflavouredbaby
@mossflavouredbaby 3 жыл бұрын
@@BabyGirlTiny yeah that's true but she is then technically a Skywalker
@viix3815
@viix3815 3 жыл бұрын
Incest is wincest?
@strongsilenttype5031
@strongsilenttype5031 Жыл бұрын
Palpy not having sex? He was a single, rich, high-ranking politician 😂 that's the most believable thing in Star Wars
@DoctorFunn5225
@DoctorFunn5225 2 жыл бұрын
That ‘Jesus’ after Rey says to never underestimate a droid really cracked me up
@EvilExcalibur
@EvilExcalibur 2 жыл бұрын
I love how well she can sail considering that she grew up on a planet without oceans
@James-vc1kc
@James-vc1kc 2 жыл бұрын
She’s the most powerful being ever created at this point
@drdre4397
@drdre4397 2 жыл бұрын
Not only that, the inhabitants of said planet, who have lived on it their ENTIRE LIVES on it said the water was too dangerous... Then Rey who as you mentioned grew up on a sand planet, survives sailing through a shit storm the locals deemed too dangerous. It's the same thing that happened for me in marvel movies, you never actually feel worried for the main characters because you know they'll always just have some way to win in the end. It actually makes it harder for me to be invested because no matter what shit storm Rey gets in, you just know she'll be ok. Same thing happened to the avengers for me, by endgame I was just bored. Nothing mattered. The whole series hinged on him not getting the 5 stones, and then he does and it just doesn't matter.
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 2 жыл бұрын
It’s been established that she has almost never seen water before: case in point, her enjoying the rain in Episode 8
@James-vc1kc
@James-vc1kc 2 жыл бұрын
@@drdre4397 I completely agree on your point about the marvel movies, but I would say for that very reason it was satisfying to see infinity war end on a failure. Didn’t like endgame either cause I knew it would just get reversed. Nothing is remotely interesting when the standard is that the villain will always fail.
@chrisperrien7055
@chrisperrien7055 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, she surfed 50 feet down a sand dune once.
@rafaelmurray6870
@rafaelmurray6870 4 жыл бұрын
So nobody talks about that Rey blew up chewie's ship with that small lightning burst, But when palpatine throws The most strongest lightning ever in ALL the ships, not ONE explodes...
@novadselir1068
@novadselir1068 4 жыл бұрын
Huh ... never noticed that
@brandnuczar8522
@brandnuczar8522 4 жыл бұрын
It's a whole ac/dc thing...
@julienrolle4080
@julienrolle4080 4 жыл бұрын
I mean you could say the biggest lightning in history of lightnings...
@Xgendude14
@Xgendude14 4 жыл бұрын
Because Palpatine has more control over it and because Rey was using lightning for the first time and was giving in to her anger?
@rafaelmurray6870
@rafaelmurray6870 4 жыл бұрын
@@Xgendude14 Yeah maybe that's it, his was a massive joy lightning programmed to make the ships just bug a little
@TomLikesfn684
@TomLikesfn684 2 жыл бұрын
I love how we've already got our first sin in the first four seconds of the movie.
@scottbecker4367
@scottbecker4367 Жыл бұрын
I once heard that if you replace the word "force" with "plot" Star Wars still makes sense. This movie demonstrates that better than any other.
@mcdonalds5972
@mcdonalds5972 4 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: *takes off sins for "Rey Skywalker"* Every normal person watching the video: *confused screaming*
@LowBudgetJustinY
@LowBudgetJustinY 4 жыл бұрын
*"splish splash the ending is trash.."*
@T_Moneyzz
@T_Moneyzz 4 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that wasn't an instant +50 because it was in my book
@spectre3016
@spectre3016 4 жыл бұрын
Well, neither did he sin bullshit "Palpatine Ion lightning" which only targeted resistance ships so, yeah...
@doodars9357
@doodars9357 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Personally, I would’ve rather if she kept the Palestine name, or even took no name and decided to carve out her own path and create a new lineage
@Sondrebol
@Sondrebol 4 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Kacprzak i'm more suprised he didn't sin the fact seemingly no ships actually blew up from it.
@elijahlee3610
@elijahlee3610 4 жыл бұрын
"There appears to be rebels riding horses on top of our ship sir!" "Try spinning, that's a good trick"
@shitty-shitty-bang-bang7372
@shitty-shitty-bang-bang7372 4 жыл бұрын
well to be fair that would certainly get them off the ship
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
All they have to do is tip slightly to the left or right, but maybe they can't even do that much since they don't know which way is up without the navigation ex machina.
@RikkaisLaw
@RikkaisLaw 4 жыл бұрын
But what if the rebels know how to utilize the power of the Golden Rectangle?
@Vampiyyr
@Vampiyyr 4 жыл бұрын
@@RikkaisLaw Then the imps are fucked anyways.
@cashordeals3672
@cashordeals3672 4 жыл бұрын
Do a barrel roll
@anttoz4989
@anttoz4989 Жыл бұрын
Kylo snatching Rey's necklace & referring to Thomas & Martha Wayne's murder is fkn hilarious 😂😂
@nacmacmac9996
@nacmacmac9996 Жыл бұрын
Somehow C3PO lasted 9 movies, deserves atleast 100,000,000 sins
@fatboi3559
@fatboi3559 4 жыл бұрын
Rey: burys Anakin’s lightsaber in sand Anakin: I HATE YOU
@pjthegodvegansavage415
@pjthegodvegansavage415 3 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment
@frankwoods9680
@frankwoods9680 3 жыл бұрын
@@pjthegodvegansavage415 Very
@joshreichardt2485
@joshreichardt2485 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha in all sincerety this was a great comment!
@scottthewaterwarrior
@scottthewaterwarrior 3 жыл бұрын
OMG that is great!
@GordonN661
@GordonN661 3 жыл бұрын
In a place luke hated
@vibingpug9857
@vibingpug9857 4 жыл бұрын
I love how palpatine exploded twice but when he returned he’s like “hey”
@Pixelite_
@Pixelite_ 4 жыл бұрын
“Hello there.”
@thegreatestofalltime3560
@thegreatestofalltime3560 4 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson Why should I you're the only one picking cyber fights.
@matthewparker9276
@matthewparker9276 4 жыл бұрын
And then movie expects us to think he will stay dead after ... whatever it is happend to him this movie. I know it was less than exploding twice.
@JohnEusebioToronto
@JohnEusebioToronto 4 жыл бұрын
Did he explode twice before coming back? I thought he just exploded once when the Death Star 2 blew up.
@vibingpug9857
@vibingpug9857 4 жыл бұрын
John Eusebio he fell in the pit thing and exploded then the death star
@denisehermsen7216
@denisehermsen7216 Жыл бұрын
The thing with the necklace and Bruce Wayne's parents really sent me XD
@MrRiceGuy95
@MrRiceGuy95 Жыл бұрын
Force teleportation has to be one of the WORST things about this film
@MelodicQuest
@MelodicQuest 4 жыл бұрын
Oscar Isaac's delivery of "Somehow Palpatine has returned." is basically the entire movie summed up in one sentence
@wiezyczkowata
@wiezyczkowata 4 жыл бұрын
on par with Maz Kanata's "a good question, for another time"
@almoores8309
@almoores8309 4 жыл бұрын
Oscar looked so dead when he was saying it, like, “are we really doing this😒😒🙄🙄🙄”
@Oxideist
@Oxideist 4 жыл бұрын
@@almoores8309 as if even he couldn't fathom the poor writing choices and his lines in the script.
@almoores8309
@almoores8309 4 жыл бұрын
EmperorJuliusCaesar Oscar Isaac, the guy who played Poe
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