should have paid the audience to watch it

@@MikeFarnhamGalaxysEdgeGroup meanwhile, still wasn’t worse than “The Quest for Peace.”

@CMB Check is how the Americans spell cheque, so guess not really a sin as the film is set in the USA.

I would like it but I want to leave it at 69😁

Oh Joy 🥳

The fact that my childhood trauma wasn't worth at least 100 sins made me very upset with this video

it gave me nightmares. that was a scene from a horror movie.

That part used to terrify me too.

Me too! She scared the daylights out of me!

Yes! I had nightmares as well. You didn’t suffer alone!

Sorry but you just used 5 emojis in one sentence You wouldn't want reddit or the 4 people with more than 3 brain cells on twitter to find out about this Don't worry I'm not a snitch A group of cynical people however

@@funnycatenjoyer2758 Who are you, the KZfaq / Emoji Police? Just step off! 🤬

@@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 I only get slightly annoyed at it But there are quite a few people (especially the type of cynical people who watch stuff like cinemasins) would be out for your head

@@funnycatenjoyer2758 I can't tell if you're joking around or if you're serious. I mean I believe you when you say people from Reddit are that much of a bunch of f****** assholes, but I can't tell if you're just goofing around or you're actually trying to police this guy for using emojis

The answer to the breathing issue is that superman can only fly in space while holding his breath. If he didn't take a deep breath to fill his lungs with air before the bubble that limits his air supply more.

How did you comment 12 hours ago on a video posted 9 minutes ago

@@stephen_cs patreon early access, always will be that way no matter how many times peeps ask

I was gonna say magic but ok :/

Also, Wieners (2008)

And was the far superior movie.

And what about his glasses?

@@Swiftbow Uh... same place?

🤣

@@brunozeigerts6379 I'm guessing you don't wear glasses, lol. You don't want to stuff them someplace tight... that is how lenses and frames break. (Though another poster said the lenses of his glasses are from his spaceship, so that helps.)

"Christopher Walken story." "I understood that reference."

So did I, especially since I remembered the guy said he stole the idea from Superman III and admitted that he probably f^cked up a decimal place. In that, he pretty much also punched a hole in the calculation theory that relocating the part-cents would yield any kind of significant amount of money. So, half the people would get the exact amount. And, half of the others would get half-cents that is rounded down. That's an average of a quarter-cent, assuming the simplest factors. So, for every 4 paychecks, you get a cent. 1% of a dollar, as in 1/100 of a dollar... for every 4 paychecks. If you run that program and somehow made accounting miss it as your bonus, you have an additional cent on your paycheck per 400 employees. Only a really, really, really broke person would consider that mad-cash, and a guy who had the skill to do that kind of program would, even in the 80s, not waste his time on such a low cash return. I mean, you get a tiny bit of cash boost, like being a waiter who gets a yearly regular who tips a little, but with the full weight of fraud (back then) on top of cyber-crime (now) charges... not at all worth it. You follow? It's not about the amount of the paycheck, it never was, it was always about how the pay was calculated with each check, scooping up the fractions that are rounded down. So, only the number of paychecks is the issue. Let's say that program is run on an LLC that is rather large, 40,000 employees. Yes, I am using a large LLC on purpose as the starting point. That's 40,000 paychecks on a regular basis. That's 10,000 times per pay the guy with the program installed gets a cent bonus on his paycheck. That means, he gets an additional $100 bonus per paycheck. To a broke guy like me, that's a fortune, a *HUGE* raise. However, if I had those hacking skills and access, do you think I would fleece my tiny company for that and not go big and go fast then vanish? NO! If I am sitting on that kind of powder keg of legal ramifications, I would do my best to go big, cash out, and vanish without a trace as soon as possible. Let's say I did that on a corporation, one with 4,000,000 employees. You know, as a mid-level tech guy. That means I get a quarter of a cent per 4 paychecks, so a dollar per 400 employees per payday. That would be a bonus of 40,000 per payday. Nice, right? *NO*! That would sound an alarm, cause the corporation to shut down the flagged building, and bring their accountants into full alert mode. Also, they would be in full cooperation with the police because they called them. They would have noticed the second the first instance happened because of their accounting department and probably stopped payment on the check in the first place... if the check even got printed nonetheless cut and given. You cannot hack a corporation in a fiscal way directly unless you are rerouting funds that they almost instantly know were cyber-stolen. There is no sneaky way to do it without inside people.

Good for you joel 👏👏

Underrated movie, actually

And those other three cohorts won't just go to a regular prison; superman is going to drop them in the middle of a federal "bang you in the ass" prison.

Knew it was coming

A couple really cool things in it, but the problem was a terrible script. People blame the director but there wasn't much to work with.

Cinemasins: so anyway, I started dinging

I am so tired of this comment like ...............the joke is over

That joke is always funny😂

Lmao

That's actually so funny

should have added a couple of sins for that.

It still causes me anxiety

Quest for peace would be even better for it, but then so would Man of steel.

@@loke6664 nothing to make fun of in MoS

@@two-face1041 oh, really? Like when Superman let's his father die because someone might possibly notice him doing something super? MOS takes itself very seriously and you can always make fun of something like that. Something like Army of Darkness doesn't work since it is already making fun of itself.

You need a Nobel Peace Prize for KZfaq comentor Popculture nostalgia.

MST3K selects movies by how cheap it is to license them. _Superman III_ would... not be cheap

Good for you for being colorblind!

@@davidm5707 .

I thought Richard Prior.

I thought it was Neil DeGrasse Tyson

@@davidm5707 wdym by color blind clearly the person has like the same skin color as bob ross

yeah thats what i was thinking, its daylight in the atlantic because it can be up to 6 hours ahead, and depending on what time of night, ti could be well past dawn.

All depends on when and how fast superman "decides" to get there. This is a guy who reversed time by flying around the globe in the other direction whatever that was.

@@chuchuokeke It's still 4-6 hours ahead at the same moment, unless he reversed time in this instance, it would be somewhere between 4-6am in the atlantic when they have a midnight romp in new york :D

Duh.

*brake

@@Foxtrot369 no break check was thr correct innuendo. she wants to check how much abuse it takes before she breaks

@@Foxtrot369 nah mate, you right. I put the wrong one.

Superman's costume is made from Kryptonian fabric so acid doesn't do anything to it.

But what does he do with his glasses?

@@Swiftbow he buys new ones.

@@Swiftbow It was a big pocket. The lenses came from the ship that brought him to earth, so were indestructible. That's why he could use his heat vision through them without melting them.

@@NeoTechni On a newspaper reporter's salary? Though I suppose they're not actually prescription.

That should have had sins removed

Probably because it's been mentioned approximately 1 billion times on the Internet already, nowadays mostly by people who never saw _Superman III_ and just understand it to be the thing you say when people bring up the topic

Man, I watched that as a small kid at the cinema and it haunted me for decades until I finally looked it up online and purged those demons.

That was pretty freaky, I also found the fight between the good and evil Superman nightmare fuel,, and the early bit at 1:40 of that guy trapped in his car filling with water really spooked me out when I first saw it in movie theater as a little kid

@@Brandiwell I saw this in theaters for first time as little kid too, there were a few scenes that did spook me out, particularly the early scene of the guy trapped in his car filling up with water

The fact that Gus randomly types 'tar' is the reason the fake Kryptonite doesn't work like it should. Instead of killing Superman or making him defenceless, it starts that weird and unnecessary schism thing. So that's not actually a sin.

*Ding!*

@@Lesley_RedRhody beat me to it!

Well, to be honest, if we want to be logical, this should be the ONE plot solution for every sequel ever.

@@emanuelebresciani6281 true

Remember that time he kissed Lois and gave her amnesia??

Remember that time Superman tricked Zod and took his powers, crushed all the bones in his hand into gravel and threw him into an endless chasm? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Don't forget he walked back from the North Pole when he lost his powers.. But how did Lois get back? 🤔

I'm surprised he didn't add 100.25

His self esteem was taking a hit, especially with all the other kids talking about not wanting him on their team right to his face.

Not computers like this! This would be the equivalent of either a mainframe or a modern datacenter. Both have redundant power supplies(sometimes from different power companies, if available), backup generators, redundant network connections, backup cooling and so on. It might be easier to shutdown via software.

@@Outworlder I imagine if I was the one who designed a supercomputer, I'd probably know its weakest points. Redundancies are fine, but all it takes is one leak in a liquid cooling system (just as an example) to brick everything below it.

Ngl at this point I’ve probably been at the same spot with him and not notice him

Yes in a cameo in a movie but it was tony hawk he was a judge of a skateboarding tournament

I don’t know? Have I?

@@DaneXbsinthe you wouldn't have noticed it was him if you did

@@letired I know right!?

Superman has to hold his breath when he flies in space. Eventually, even Superman would die without oxygen. What's really funny is how long the villains would've had to stand there and watch Superman struggle in that bubble before he finally couldn't hold his breath anymore.

Pandemic - Fear the Dead will hopefully soon be sinned a heck lot by Cinema Sins. That one is one of the most laughable dumb movies I've ever seen! Its the mother of all jump-scares and the camera-using makes you sick, but they also explain a relatively complex System for the zombies and then forever and ever ignore it in all ways possible. They set up rules and break them so hard, its amazing. But the most impressive thing for me personally was someone saying as an explanation where he off-camera was, that he was "in a bank, trying to improve his rent". I cant stress enough how completly i thought this to just be a joke. But then he revelas he actually went to a Bank and grabbed some small amount of dollars. Holy Minecraft-Creeper, wow. Wow. Wow. This movie is amazingly bad, even if you normally dont look for Plot Holes, but they jump into your face a lot...

@@slevinchannel7589 why the hell are you spamming this on people's comments?

They were originally much better than the finished product, but executives thought they were too realistic looking.

Also, that ice chunk would smash the building instead of unfreezing in time... and even then it's still tons of water smashing into the building from several hundreds meters up.

@@TF2CrunchyFrog actually, the excessive heat would most certainly melt the water. I do agree with you , however, that that would not be enough water to put out that fire. That’s true. The moviemakers probably just wanted the visuals of Superman freezing the lake, which was one of the best parts of this movie. It’s really good to look at.

And is it really “ice breath” he has? I’m not sure. He could’ve smothered the fire with his mouth like he did in part 2 against zod with the oil rig or tanker or whatever. Like a fire extinguisher more likely. If Superman actually had freezing powers, he could’ve built his ice house with his mouth, not that crystal. Duh:)

Oh, and if anything , the massive heat would evaporate the water before it got anywhere near the fire. The opposite of your theory or presumption.

Either way, it’s not enough water to put out the fire. You’re right on that one.

Pandemic - Fear the Dead will hopefully soon be sinned a heck lot by Cinema Sins. That one is one of the most laughable dumb movies I've ever seen! Its the mother of all jump-scares and the camera-using makes you sick, but they also explain a relatively complex System for the zombies and then forever and ever ignore it in all ways possible. They set up rules and break them so hard, its amazing. Yugioh-Season-One-Style.

Superman & Lois didn't make it awesome; the show just copied it. The show isn't even that good. It's uninspired mediocrity. Also, I think The Quest for Peace is better than Superman III simply because it's so bad that it's fun to watch. Superman III just isn't fun to watch, not at all, even with Richard Pryor.

@@G360LIVE Yeah it did. You may not like it, but I enjoy it despite its flaws. However I'm sure we can both agree that 3 and 4 are both terrible and a stain in Superman's legacy.

@@DanBrizuela I did like it, but I can objectively state that it didn't take a scene from Superman III and make it awesome, which was your statement. As a writer and editor, I have the ability to separate what I like subjectively from what is on the screen (or page) objectively. But yeah, Superman III and IV are terrible, just different types of terrible.

That's a lie and you know it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Quest for Peace is trash! But, the reason why it's better than Superman 3 is because it's a much shorter film. (BTW, that's not saying much.)

How did you post 14 hours early

How tf did you post this 14 hours ago

Wtf 14 hours ago

Seriously, what

@@YourName-lh7si some people are cinemasins patreons, and get access to the videos before they even go public.

what’s wrong with that?

The actress who plays Lana in this movie plays Martha in the show Smallville

@@shelbean8165 .....

@@shelbean8165 Sweet Home Alabama~

Not too many other choices in Smallville..

It’s good

Absolutely nothing.

Yes it's awesome... But no movie is without sin.

that video already exists. nothing wrong

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd does it link pls

OH REALLY?

Wow wow wow

LOL you beat me to it!!

😆😆😆 Good Grammar Gets the Job Done!

Got us in the first half, ngl.

I was wondering where I saw him before!

Marty Mcfly had a brother?

@@Xperim yes, and a sister. Watch the first 15 minutes of Back To The Future.

They were also at the end when Marty asked why Jimmy Olsen was wearing a suit and he replied he always wears a suit to the office.

He can cover more ground more quickly that way :)

He doesn’t have freezing powers, idiot

@@michellemckillop8935 I literally was quoting a line from cinemasins

@@michaeljohnson4650 my apologies. I wasn’t really listening when I wrote to you :) by the way, does he have freezing powers? I never knew that if so

@@michellemckillop8935 He has a power that lets him freeze objects or things by blowing on them when he fought stefen Wolf in justice league he blew on his axe and froze it than wonder women broke it because had weakened it with his ice breath

I feel like people who use the real names of the people involved with the channel instead of the name of the channel itself are just trying to get people to be like wow how are you such an insider… Which is never going to happen because nobody’s impressed that you know the name of a fucking youtuber.

@@evilsWa yo, do you need a hug? I guess the irony that you're insulting someone in KZfaq comments is lost on you?

@@evilsWa Calm down, just jealous you didn't know.

I'm pretty sure it's been done already

@@thomascahill8932 that was superman returns

A simple web search suggests that it's called a Striper.

It might be a little bit on Soul yet; they generally can't do movies within three to six months of release.

Yes!

Same, I loved watching this movie especially for Richard Pryor!

Same here. I know it’s supposed to be a bad movie but I always liked it.

Why?

@@laanSith2260 why not?

I guess that was after her short stint on SNL.

@@BobPagani and Not the News

@@BobPagani She was mainly famous for Not the Nine O'Clock News, in Britain

I plan to rewatch all 4 movies after I go on vacation.

I concur..... wholeheartedly!!!!!

@@Awestefeld6612: I just watched this particular movie with my brother last week, now this video shows up on my KZfaq timeline a whole week later. HMMM!!!!! ,🤔

@@donniecurry7460 maybe it’s a glitch in the matrix. Or aliens. Or leprechauns. Or all 3. Haha

I just re-acquired the entire series and watched them for the first time in decades. I can't help it, I love them all

Who knew Mr C's stairs lead to Smallville 😉. I didn't realise til I was older that "Brad" is in Superman, and he was always a prick.

Made him hotter

@@laurascott2767 Yes, he looked better with a little bit of scruff.

Hahahah right. Pryor and Brad throwing back drinks was a highlight.

It's Gus's big foam cowboy hat

It's Sling, Singapore Sling...You know what I mean. 😉.

Yeah yeah yeah… So just to be clear as a kid you were totally cool with superman flying through space to turn back time on earth you were totally cool with superman kissing Lois and killing Zod and returning back to kick some dudes ass at the end of the movie… But superman three was bad? Whatever.

@@evilsWa calm down, kids are wierd compared to more expirienced people, its only natural he was ok with time travel

@@evilsWa It's almost as if the first two movies were well written, but the third wasn't.

At least 4 was short. 3 was two hours that felt like 4.

me too lol

You made it your mission to stop computers from doing that, you see 😊

I'm STILL disturbed by that woman! I work in tech too 😂

Amen, brother. Seriously.

This comment is seriously underrated!! 😆😆

@@Klm49 41 likes in 13 hours is pretty impresive, y'know.

@@stillgeneric yes impressive, but for witty responses that dip into the surreal without being completely incomprehensible, I want more people to give a thumbs up! Especially since I will see some truly insipid comments get well over 100 likes. Also, as a word nerd, I just really like comments like this one 🤓

Batman the movie from the 60s is just as corny. Jeremy hands off.

Nah, dont make excuses for the script writers and/or the people designing the computer screen graphics not being able to spell.

Garbage in, garbage out.

It was before T9 spell checker, or even Clippy from Windows XP

I loved this movie as a kid. It was fun and meant to be entertaining.

yup. not just into space, but to the moon. Which is doubly bad, because in Superman II they had Zod and his companions kill astronauts on the moon by destroying their spacesuits and exposing them to vacuum.

@@skarnak1 And then Zod and his lackeys stand around *talking* on the moon, despite the lack of atmosphere.

Thank you, at least I'm not the only one.

@Robert Monroe Ha! Yeah. Now, that one? I absolutely cannot stand. It’s borderline unwatchable. I just really like the humor and the tone in S3. Richard Pryor is awesome.

I enjoyed it too and hope that Birdman trashes Jeremy's not knowing Superman.

@@Awestefeld6612 KZfaq drama *ding*

Ummm....... 🤷🏿‍♂️

He’s also able to fly. Remember it’s a fictional movie 🤷‍♂️

...or she has a backstory we really need explored.

@@micah4029 Idk. Supes would have ended Lorelei if he mounted her; either Lorelei has a metaphysical genetic makeup like Maxima/Circe/WonderWoman, Supes was a bottom until pulling out, or the synthetic kryptonite really depowered Supes.

Usually the cringe bad movie ends the run, like hangover 3. But they made a 4th and it was also bad lol.

Yes we need this

Well, she was kidnapped and taken to the Caribbean, where she broke the story. 🙄

Is that the one where they had the oil tanker explode when Superman used his heat vision to weld it back together?

Yeah right!

Lol imagine trying to aliquot what happens to a character in a shitty superhero movie to real life