i also am peeved, when people don't wash their hands, after using the bathroom.

Taking a piss without touching! EZ!

just what I thought!

@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen at first I thought this was a haiku xD you were actually pretty close

Idk who told guys they don't have to wash their hands after peeing.

I remember thinking this lol so gross he brings cum rag belt with him or didnt just use a different item of clothing

@@ZokaRuss Bro are you go further down with why did you quit I can’t really I don’t know

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lol

Wth does that even mean? "Queefed from her womb"? Queef, is that even a f***ing word??

@@alvexok5523 i don’t know why you’re asking when you can look it up lol

@@alvexok5523 hahahabaha. Please, google it. Please.

I came here to say this. Always wash your hands!!

He may've pumped a bit of hand sanitizer sitting by his chair while he was saying "I'm back, what did I miss?"

Wally West: Because he’s evil.

Yep so funny but so true

And the most realistic. Geese can be vicious!

@@Azzameen99AZ swans are worse lol

@@Oldbasshole Can't attest to that, I never got close enough. But I do believe it.

@@Azzameen99AZ if they’ve got young ones around them , steer clear !! Lol

@@Oldbasshole Noted.

Sir Terry Pratchett would've been the knightiest knight of knights at CinemaSins. 💕 (Still miss him).

@@KayleeKez For my money he is the best writer in the English language. Stealth literature at its finest. Gnu pterry

@@AceMoonshot I so agree. And I cherish the brief fan meet I had w him. Amazing human. Amazing author.

@@KayleeKez I honestly envy your meeting him. I never met him but a late friend of mine that worked as a research librarian in the UK met him when he dropped by the library doing research. I had turned him on to Terry, so he got Terry to sign the foxed paperback copy of The Truth that he was reading at the time for me. Then after he finished reading it, he mailed it to me here in Tennessee. Such a sweet surprise gift that I treasure very much. He said that they sat around drinking tea and talking like he was just some average bloke. Albeit funny as hell and super intelligent.

@@AceMoonshot omg is ur friend an orangutan? 😱 😂 JK. That's an amazing story. 👊

Terrible decision. I hate creative freedoms most of the time.

I chock the the death and forest, the axe always appearing next to him. As his mother and the story doing everything it can to make gawain a hero but you can't make somebody something they are not.

17:51, I wish they included that in the movie! ;)

Yea, we all came here for masturbation, boner jokes, and references to movies other than this one.

This is based on an epic poem, if you’ve read any of those shit gets fuckin nuts in epic poems.

I mean the movie is about the futility of trying to pretend me something your aren't. Even though his mom set up to succeed he failed and in the vision even though his mom saved him from his mistakes he still failed in the end. The only Thing gawain could do was accept what he was.

@@thedeepfriar745 Thing is, they made it more nuts just for their own A24 purposes; like they completely removed his agency towards kissing the Lord, so it just doesn’t carry the meaning of the poem. So this is more the whim of the production rather than the nature of the poem.

Ah. Every earth doku is more beautiful then this mid movie

@@jolanjakers8380the movie is about him being a useless, irredeemable loser, who’s mom set him up to die for some reason. The poem was about striving for greatness, while accepting your flaws.

Oof

Or to reenact American Pie

The sin was because they were wasting it by not eating it. It's a sin to waste a good pie

When you can see it, yeah

If you are blind maybe

Beautiful, it is.

You not seen a lot of beautiful movies then, i guess. It was not beautiful at all in my opinion.

I enjoyed the ambiguous ending actually. The poem is superior in other ways but I thought the final 20 minutes of the movie were amazing

Absolutely

Considering how many Arthurian tales varied wildly in their "endings" (and details) depending on the given version, I thought it was appropriate that this film ended on a slightly ambiguous note. We American audiences hate an unclear ending (e.g. the literary ending for The Shawshank Redemption), even when telling that last little bit is unnecessary given the message of the story. I think that this was one of those, just my opinion of course :-)

but here gavain has development and you have to be stupid to not realise that

@@gavmonn5901 Go ahead and plot his arc, then.

Considering they turned the Hobbit into a trilogy, this might be a bad comparison.

I saw one of their films which had an.... ending? That one was way less traumatic.

I don't think so, at least there are others that have commenced with negative sins.

He removed more sins for monsters Inc for quick opening logos.

@@rickstaism yeah The Shining, Interstellar, Inception to name a few. But none of them had credit for opening logos

Don't bother. This movie sucks.

Yes, but not for the logos per say, actually, more for the short intros, logos etc. that lead into the movie in question. A few films CS have already done in the past already had sins removed for short opening logos, honestly. Lol

Only one I could think of is the Trolls 2 video, even though it might be a joke (it was true that the movie starts with no logo so idk)

Touch some grass bro

The movie adapted the speech and story style of the classic story to a T. I wished they took liberties to make the film more digestible rather than having long shots of obvious symbolism over and over (track shot of Gawain's skeleton for example )

The best explanation of how I felt while watching that movie

Well that’s why you don’t get a vote there bud

Love this comment and totally agree For shure one of my faforite movies of the year!

Welp. All the bad guys are bald. The barron is fully dressed with perfect skin and no sign of the curse at all. The beast's head looks like a soggy walnut. There are no more red heads. Not even Chani All the good guys are youthful and have short hair. But more than absolutely anything: If the googled images are to be believed... A fully desertified planet with neither natural surface water nor any precipitation at all in centuries... has bright blue skies, no dust in the air and cumulonimbus clouds. It is more arid than Mars with the same color of dirt. Why is the sky blue? Why clouds?

"More prettier" lol

@@ColinLenehan not everyone's first language is English so what is so funny about that?

I agree with most of what you said, however I find something that bored me so outstandingly, has NO direction to call it good directing, and no, seeing the same ol' slog over and over, isn't beautiful. One fundamental problem I had here though, whence talking about the boring journey. I just about went out of my mind when he arrives to the stiff dude, and can't stand he's going to sit there and do nothing (but earlier movie should had prepared me for the notion, that when you think things can't get worse, and make less sense, it will), but then I "think" I figured that terribly exciting part out, so the question is, why did he wait a day? The answer is, because he got there a day too quickly. Okay, fine, but get this. He started the journey by horse, not knowing his horse would be stolen, so he ends up walking most of the way. If I understand correctly, he wasn't entirely sure where he was going, but maybe just a general feel. Even so, he has to be timely here, so maybe he left a day or two early, to allow for some screwing around time in case of...... well, anyway. Let's say he left early enough to get there, when he did, Christmas Eve. How did he get there on time, even early for crying out loud, when he lost his horse for so much of the journey? This movie was made to torture people, and the illogic of what I described, just shows the dedication to torture the audience further when he finally gets there. It's like stealing a kid's candy and then throwing it to somebody else, who in turn throws it to somebody else, in a game of keepaway. I liked Wonder Woman more than this tripe (and that's LOW). The very end was sort of cute, but it sure the hell wasn't worth all the torture. I'm actually a bit surprised I didn't walk out, but I thought the end might make it worth it, and it didn't, of course.

You have missed the meanings of the poem that the movie represents. The poem has been a mystery for centuries; it comes from folk tales and myths set down in the Middle Ages. It has many interpretations. English majors everywhere have studied it’s confusing elements; it’s about finding honor in oneself rather than having it bestowed by others. Dev Patel is very good in this.

This was trash

The only thing I was digesting was why I wasted my time and money to be blue balled by beautifully pointless scenes

much like it takes the whole night to digest an entire box of kitty litter. you really shouldn't have eaten it in the first place.

no bc me too it sent me silent all night

It bothers me immensely that he was not....

Negative. Lul.

There is a delicious irony in any fan of Arthurian tales perceiving that any given adaptation is taking many liberties, given that the entire canon is nothing but adaptations of long-developing stories that each brought their own details to the telling. If you check out what the filmmakers have said about their intent with this, they knowingly set out to tell the story with many vague elements, in keeping with many of the tellings of old. This actually nailed the heart of the ancient literary approaches - we're just not used to seeing that done on film!

@Brandocious Fair enough. My suggestion is to ponder whether any movie is completely garbage if it does some things very well, and I think you like most can speak to it being a visual masterpiece. If you personally found those visuals wasted on what felt like an incoherent or weak or whatever plot, who's to argue with that opinion, right? Nobody can ever be wrong to not personally enjoy a film!

@@steelygreye9187 I personally loved the film and have enjoyed it multiple times already. I also know that slower, contemplative, character driven films tend to not appeal to many moviegoers, and there's nothing wrong with that. The Transformers movies made oodles of money from appealing to countless people, and I personally find them to be unwatchable (due to lousy characters meshed with incoherent visual spectacle, again in my opinion). I went on the Transformers ride at Universal in Florida and found it just as incoherent and unfun, whereas the Spider-Man ride (which was the same type of ride) was a blast thanks to coherent action. To each his own. Just because someone doesn't care for this type of film doesn't mean it's unwatchable. How many people find Shakespeare to be intolerable these days (my wife doesn't care for his works), and yet it's beloved by countless folks. But I return to my original point: the intent of the filmmakers was to represent the essence of the medieval tale in film form, and I think they nailed it. Whether that result appeals to any given single person is up to that person's individual preferences.

@@steelygreye9187 Again, I found the characters engaging in this film and did not struggle to follow what was happening. There is some intentional ambiguity, but that doesn't make it difficult to follow. And even if it did, that isn't necessarily a bad thing...The Lighthouse is ambiguous to a fault and at times very difficult to follow, because the film is loaded with allegory and unreliable narrators. It's an amazing film for what it seeks to be. I won't fault anyone for feeling that isn't his or her cup of tea - I expect it, really - but I will sneer at anyone who tries to denounce it outright. Amazing to some, not at all worth it to others, in between for still more. Don't fault a film for going down the non-beaten path, especially when such films offer amazing cinematography and other visuals to go with their "different" story approach.

Gwalchmai called and wants to know what's crackin'

Your dad was named after the former Klingon high chancellor?

That was me except with Hereditary. I remember telling my friend I hated it and they disowned me

@@isaigutierrez1617 My friend and I were disappointed by Hereditary when we first saw it in the movie theater, but upon re-watch I have come to appreciate it.

@@micah4029 oddly enough, I appreciated Midsommar more.

@@isaigutierrez1617 Even though I think it's too long, I immediately enjoyed Midsommar. I still think it's better than Hereditary.

@@micah4029 ew Midsommar was fucking garbage

That guy can go GIF himself.

How else can LARPing be said?

@@poit57 The TVSins narrator has taken the whole „pronounce every letter as it is in the word that gets abbreviated“ thing quite far, it‘s a running joke now. So, with the A from Action.

@@walterkipferl6729 he totally boofed it by saying FUBAR and not following his new rule. I was disappointed because I agree with his logic but more importantly I love when people spitefully maintain a running thing. Also, I don't wanna start no unnecessary internet fight. People play fast and loose with these stupid English language rules and they're just gonna say whatever makes them comfortable.

I agree completely!

I didn't understand the ending, what was that lala land thing? What that just his imagination?

@@alvexok5523 who knows ! Most pointless movie I’ve seen in a very long time . Best part was the goose picking a fight with the goat . Went downhill quickly from there

he actually removed a sin tho? XD

Look again it goes to negative one sins

Was wondering if I was the only one 😂

Ugh I would die for a Sins video of Sneakers. Granted I'm a millennial so being willing to die is less of a stretch, but still. It would be so good!

The movie spent so much time in showing the symbolism, but it does not let the audience ask "what is the alternative? Where did those giants come from? were they always there? What if whoever challenges the knight refuses to strike unless the Knight actually fights? Who cares if the Fox is gone? The one thing I found amusing was the very last line "Off with your head." In hind sight, it is a play on words. Instead of decapitation, the Knight is literally sending Gawain off...WITH his head attached. I WISHED the movie had levity, having creative approached with the text; because it is an absolutely gorgeous looking movie

it's just one of those movies that you couldn't even pay me to see. the cinemasins on the other hand...

Right?! The Kings Speech was a great film!

well, you'll be surprised if you ever do that for real

End Of Days.

I bought it thinking it would be epic , like a great looking car with no performance - call it a fiero !!

This movie sucked

@@Luminary2024 i dont blame, for example, not all can read dostoevsky, so there is always Harry potter.

@@skidipap8750 definitely, only the potter’s could enjoy something this stupid and pretentious.