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I'm so sick of kids crying over not getting lollies but that kid with the candy bar made my day

ngl the blind people duel & knife joke is insane Wonk wonk i guess

10:37 girl took "i tried to scream but my head was under water" to a whole new level💀💀

the popcorn guy is just rude, making the janitors' jobs harder

0:14 I'd like to imagine a couple just walking along the beach, both of them happy but too afraid to pop the question out of a fear of rejection. And I'd like to imagine that this makes both of turn to each other and say yes, unintentionally leading to the happiest day in both of their lives

Having some stranger go out of their way to help another complete stranger without any incentive at all is probably the most impossible thing to ever happen in this fucked up world

The one when she said she told a guy that she rejected that she loves him when she doesn’t is absolutely disgusting

5:16 I had a teacher who was very similar to this in the same grade, except if you tried to read any of the books he had around in the room, which were history books, he'd confiscate it and tell you, "That's not in your reading level. Read a level 2 book." We were in 8th fucking grade, not kindergarten. This man ruined my curiosity for reading shit I'm actually interested in because of an imaginary book tier system.

Imagine being the victims of these tragic events. Edit: Thank ya’ll for these likes bro 😎

0:45 So... we ain't gonna talk about how Skinner attempted to steal Linguini's inheritance of the restaurant?

10:35 “I tried to scream, but my head was underwater.”

5:09 reminds me of when i was in fifth grade. i forgot what we were talking about, but my teacher told me that a few years before he had a class that he really didnt like, so he gave them a wordsearch and said the first person to finish gets a piece of candy. the last word in the wordbank wasnt in the wordsearch.

6:53 That guy is an absolute saint. He is the reincarnated Jesus. Someone please condemn him and get him a whiteboard 🙏 🙏

The last one makes me believe a little more in humanity 🙃

I want Vaazkl as all my Ai voices. Something about his voice is relaxing. Id pay so much to hear. “Hey, you. Get up.”

1:51 What, he couldn't be eating with friends or relatives? 4:23 Next gen version of my mom who would take away the controllers, not the game or the console.

Its absolutely evil how fast the memes end

"Real life villains don't exist" Rea life villains:

I had a weird ass dream last night where I thought jfk was still alive but he was in a bunker for like 20 years.

1:02 Nah if i hear "Pull up the WikiHow article" I'm waking up, grabbing the scalpel, and doing the damn surgery myself

11:55 I would rather take my time to take shelter but not waste my time on calculating where the tornado is going.

4:09 as a psychopath that drinks 0.5 liters of chocolate milk every morning I can confirm this cliche

5:21 reminds me of something similar that happened when I was 14/15 in high school. All the kids at that age were required to take a PE/health class which meant the locker rooms were almost entirely filled with these little rat bastards (including me). All the freshmen boys and I decided that one of the unused lockers would be designated as “The Stash.” The Stash would contain any food or drink that could be snuck into the locker room. However, there was a catch: all the food had to be sealed enough that it wouldn’t be noticed immediately. By the end of the semester, the locker was filled to the brim with milk cartons and Tupperware containers with food in them. Between semesters, all of containers had reached their breaking points, and the months-old partially-decayed goodies in The Stash broke loose. Upon returning to the locker room, we found ourselves unable to enter without gagging because the stench was too much for any of us to bear. The janitors were finally called in to clean out The Stash, thus ending the whole endeavour. Tl;dr: we filled a locker in the locker room with food and milk cartons, and it rendered the locker room temporarily unusable. Edit: formatting

What better way to end evil memes by saying something wholesome !❤

I remember that about a year ago this guy's voice always sounded really energetic, now he sounds like he's experiencing permanent post nut clarity

*_"Dude, i would stain the payment with that thing for a McDonald's sprite"_*

and then these people will be like, "why is everyone so bad?"

that ending was beautiful

7:13 Is pure evil 😈😭

VaazkL sounds like the kind of guy who was at the reviving end of all the evil, we love being able to watch him daily ❤🔥💯

3:58 Lizard is a fire name actually

The kid that got the labels off the cans would have been eating from the soup kitchen from that day forward

10:48 I feel like this now look roughly 70% more fun to run in as I would try to jump on the solid patches as I go

3:01 So thats what walmart does to the shoplifters... the ones they catch at least.

It took me some times to realise but at 11:39, the music gave me so much nostalgia 😢... mario and sonic at the olympic winter games DS

9:38 this meme really got some nostalgia to it.

8:25 Absolute deviousness 👹

13:05 what you also want to do is if she has any photos of her with an ex boyfriend, print them off them cut his face out and stick a photo of your roommates face in it’s place as if the roommate did it.

3:46 honestly kinda fair for a mc Donald's sprite

damn, that last one hits home a bit too hard. 😢

1:31 uhh.. satan? why are you here

6:16 chaotic evil should have been sand paper or some poison ivy leaf

2:22 Is pure evil

The first one is respectable

If I ever rob someone with a large shoe collection I’ll take 1 shoe from each pair

12:23 I know how to vibrate my eyes, and because of ADHD, my eyes randomly vibrate because of muscle memory or something. So I'd be in the middle of playing one of my favorite games, and my eyes would just vibrate and I would die because I don't know what I was seeing. Also, everyone with ADHD has to read things like 5 times before they actually know what they read. We won the theoretical competition.

I have another idea for making people suffer for eternity. Their pillow will never be cold, always warm

13:00 If Americans don't splooge ketchup all over their fries then us kenyans🇰🇪 are true villains 😂

7:04 bro I’m crying

When I was a child, no grown up in my home ever did anything too harsh to "teach me a lesson". Only scold me. Or ground me. No sneaky plans. I just grab a piece of thermocol and scissors. They know the amount of stuff that flies everywhere once thermocol is broken up into pieces, you can never clean up that place good enough once thermocol has been scattered around. There's always some piece of thermocol somewhere at home or school or at friend's. Mostly from the packages of electronic goods or parcels of products in general. As there was no solid way to 100% keep me from obtaining thermocol and going choppity chop, the grown ups knew their places. I wasn't officially called by a nickname, just given one. My nickname was Damien Omen.

6:25 Chaotic evil alternative: roll of duct tape on the counter Wipe 'n Wax!

2:07 tmx for the idea, I'll try that on my parents😂

0:14 as someone who’s never heard of a “couple” this is a W

1:28 Summoning the demon tomboys

10:57 a friend did the same thing but with his own because he wanted a reason to grind again so he just made a chest filled it up with these from all the diamonds he had

7:34 this is just C418 in a nutshell lmao

whoever padlocked his ear is my idol

All of these people could easily become super villains

the 2nd to last one or the last one is just so whole it makes my heart melt

9:02 when the bed is so cold that it feels like they pissed in it but then they lift up their bed covers and see that it’s nothing so they try to sleep while constantly feeling like your sleeping in your piss.

2:41 *officer has haunted look*

Vaazkl somehow comes up with more and more meme genres

16:47 I thought this was evil memes, not wholesome memes

6:05 That Carolina reaper 😭

11:22 bro did not have to destroy him like that😭

I've been watching VaazkL for hours

Even the evil memes make my day better

10:20 Ha ha you got rr'd

4:47 got me the most LMAO

The last “meme” brought me to tears

4:10 They've had solid-color puzzles for years, but this is even better because they're hard to find and you don't even know which side is up.

That last one almost made me cry.

Had to check the title a few times bc i thought these were relatable memes

4:09 as a psychopath who would chug a whole bottle of plain white milk in a minute- yeah can confirm I’m pretty evil

I‘ve actually fallen asleep to this man’s videos

2:56 first time ive ever heard him swear

Vaaz has the best voice for this.

As a short person, I can confirm that we will climb any and all possible surfaces to reach things

I also have a friend who edited Waldo out of the page, but he left a tiny speck of red from the hat and after searching for hours one of my other friends actually found it.

8:36 Wow, what a great idea, I sure hope the World Trade Centre doesn't get finished by this in real life.

The one before the last one made me do the relieved scuff

I think there's a leak in hell

As a North Pacific Ocean Cheeto dog outlet clock, I can confirm these memes lose faith in humanity, but I can use some of these myself 😂💀

these are giving me ideas i gotta write some of this stuff down

im gonna keep this tab with this video open forever, and use some of these when needed

5:14 the reverse uno card ‘I’m re reading 📖 this because I really like reading’ boom no counter and you make them look bad for discouraging children from reading books 📚 for fun what a monster

The transparent puzzle is a criminal war crime

16:23 I would say: YOU FARTED

I have rewatched this over 5 ti es

I just watch your videos while playing video games and I watch for hours, it makes me so happy❤

second to the last one made me sob tbh

15:38 at 12:43 am. On a school night, after a long day, this, nearly broke me.

I trick humans into wandering deep into the forest by mimicking their friends voices making them lose cell phone service.

9:26 when I realized I was like *oh. OH NO*

Jesus, that last one man I just wanted some evil dubious fools not this

I’m a mix of chaotic good and lawful evil

10:06 THATS SO EVIL LMAO 🤣

I need to make or get some of those "voice activated paper towel dispenser" stickers now lol

THESE ARE TOO FUNNY