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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

3 жыл бұрын

In this edition of Stephen's unfortunately ongoing segment, he looks at damning findings of law enforcement failures leading up to the Jan 6th Capitol riot, and an insane election fraud theory known as "Italygate." #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via Paramount+, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

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@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen, I truly understand the thrill it is to be returning to a live audience. But please understand how much you have a) mastered remote late night and 2) kept so many of us united while we were divided. Bless you. Because America doesn't have to smell like this.
@Cryhai
@Cryhai 3 жыл бұрын
The camera/animation gags he has pulled off with the current format were brilliant, and I’m definitely gonna miss them. Plus the interaction with Evie and the crew felt more real and natural than with the studio audience
@pattyamato8758
@pattyamato8758 3 жыл бұрын
Love Steven for helping us get thru the pandemic and the years of the Fartus who just stunk things up and left.
@WarriorQueenUnicorn
@WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 жыл бұрын
"Love Steven for... helping us get through... the years of the Fartus..."😭🤣🥰
@dleet86
@dleet86 3 жыл бұрын
@@WarriorQueenUnicorn Countering the ignorance that fans of Fox's Alt-Right Taint (F.A.R.T. for short) promote, takes quite a talent. He is facing the Pompous Oleaginous Obsequious Party (aka P.O.O.P. for short, formerly GOP), too as they tune into F.A.R.T. for their daily dose of common scents. Tucker does not notice the stench. I think he is too close to the source of F.A.R.T. because he has a nose for news. He is a crack reporter ya know.
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto 3 жыл бұрын
[Lifts arms, sniffs] whaddya mean _smell?_ I'm aromatic. That's what my plushies tell me. 🤪
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna miss the Stephen+Evie+Laughing Cameraman shows…
@MothGirl007
@MothGirl007 3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@alaakalloub1474
@alaakalloub1474 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jrKpaLaWu6jHgas.htmlب
@brianjeffrey1913
@brianjeffrey1913 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope he will continue to have her on the show at least 2 or 3 days a month.
@takr797979
@takr797979 3 жыл бұрын
ditto.. this format has really grown on me
@allebaba1966
@allebaba1966 3 жыл бұрын
The way that we are witnessing Steven slowly dissolve into chaos as he gets closer to the live show is truly the most entertaining performance art I have ever seen
@davemick7216
@davemick7216 3 жыл бұрын
It's like having to use the toilet so much worse, the closer you get to your house.
@notsonutsomills593
@notsonutsomills593 3 жыл бұрын
At least spell his name right.🙄
@petuniapop7819
@petuniapop7819 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen ranting off the rails “THESE LAST 15 MONTHS WERE FINE. WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT BOTHERED ME??” .... I felt that ☠️
@819lioness
@819lioness 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Steven avoids saying the name of that old guy that used to live in the White House!
@Daluna13
@Daluna13 3 жыл бұрын
Why would he, he is never going to go on his show
@studio1127
@studio1127 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he uses names 'we the people ' have come up with in the last 4 years for lord dampnut. 🤪
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@daisy_jericho_seth
@daisy_jericho_seth 3 жыл бұрын
Should have started that 5 years ago.
@randyjh82
@randyjh82 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Mar-a-Lardo?
@user-tb5ns7hc5i
@user-tb5ns7hc5i 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s cabin fever spontaneous Chris rant has to be one of the funniest bits I’ve seen. Thank you for leaving it in and not editing it out of tonight’s monologue. Gold. It’s how we all feel at this point. Very poignant.
@karenwillough180
@karenwillough180 3 жыл бұрын
This was the best Colbert I’ve seen in a while.
@shenanikenz
@shenanikenz 3 жыл бұрын
Agree!
@frankcheng05
@frankcheng05 3 жыл бұрын
@@karenwillough180 7579878768 9
@Mediaright
@Mediaright 3 жыл бұрын
A bit... ...sure. ^^ That's what it was... yeah.
@kr13100
@kr13100 3 жыл бұрын
Yes it was almost as if he channeled his Colbert report character to get into the rant.
@SiriuslyBast
@SiriuslyBast 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who prefers this version of the show and doesn’t want them to have an audience?
@thatsmrfuckwit
@thatsmrfuckwit 3 жыл бұрын
Nope -- this is far, far better!
@debbieedwards420
@debbieedwards420 3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@peggydavidson2442
@peggydavidson2442 3 жыл бұрын
No, you aren’t the only one. This could go on forever as far as I’m concerned. I like it so much better.
@LillianHenegar
@LillianHenegar 3 жыл бұрын
I like this format, but I understand how difficult it is to perform without a room full of people. I think not having an in-person audience has sucked some of the fun out of performing.
@MrMann0123
@MrMann0123 3 жыл бұрын
Nope. I really don't want the old one back
@leahosullivan1057
@leahosullivan1057 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's mental breakdown was the funniest thing I've seen in ages 🤣
@toddbevans4192
@toddbevans4192 3 жыл бұрын
That sharpie really fucked with him 😂😂😂😂😂
@Demerus99
@Demerus99 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss his interaction with the staff and his wife when he goes back, I love this so much more.
@crushedit1497
@crushedit1497 3 жыл бұрын
Let me know when you find comedy and not political mind twisting rhetoric first.
@Demerus99
@Demerus99 3 жыл бұрын
So you come to watch the show to complain about it and leave inane comments on a random persons comment? What in the world motivates you?
@taylorstratford9717
@taylorstratford9717 3 жыл бұрын
@@crushedit1497 eat me
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
What are you so worried about? Only a wife could laugh at him! What are you worried about?
@Balon-Breakspear
@Balon-Breakspear 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s sweet his wife is his biggest cheerleader. It’s really nice and I think it’s sweet. I said sweet twice because it’s twice as sweet as normal.
@mikenoble91
@mikenoble91 3 жыл бұрын
How do we spend trillions of dollars on "national defense", but our government's main building gets overrun by our dumbest people in 2 hours?
@midknight
@midknight 3 жыл бұрын
Because the former commander in chief and his GOP minions wanted it to happen. That’s why it’s called an insurrection.
@crazybagoham
@crazybagoham 3 жыл бұрын
murica.
@indraservo5764
@indraservo5764 3 жыл бұрын
It's National (interest for our glorious oil industries abroad) Defense
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 3 жыл бұрын
They're white and America is racist.
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын
it was an inside job.
@ryansoule6628
@ryansoule6628 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so going to miss this format and his wife's contagious laugh. One of the best things to have come about during this covid mess. Kept me laughing on some pretty dark days
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 жыл бұрын
Between the "Jewish Space Lasers" and the "Italian Space Lasers", I'm surprised anybody makes it to the corner store. 😂
@sion8
@sion8 3 жыл бұрын
I know!
@enviromental2565
@enviromental2565 3 жыл бұрын
But these same laser believing morons don't believe we actually landed on the moon. SMH
@charlesarturo7718
@charlesarturo7718 3 жыл бұрын
BTW, GREAT screen name!...
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 3 жыл бұрын
Why hasn't America stepped up, and taken credit for the Space Lasers? We can't let foreigners have the best Space Lasers! Quick, ship something to Baikonur! I don't know, make it look good, with diamonds and stuff. (Covers mic) Diamonds work for lasers, right? What do you mean Baikonur is closed? Well who hacked them? Oh. (Looks up at camera, and loosens tie.)
@davidsantor1760
@davidsantor1760 3 жыл бұрын
😁
@impoisonivy88
@impoisonivy88 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really going to miss this format. He doesn't need the live audience.
@mijnordna
@mijnordna 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, he should continue from home, the format really plays to his strengths. He is so good in an informal setting. Just clear out the rest of the basement, thrown in another chair or two and a small bandstand for the musical acts that could all do stripped-down acoustic versions of their hits. Done!
@ClockwiseCat
@ClockwiseCat 3 жыл бұрын
@@mijnordna I agree with you, but this is not his home.
@seanbohan9491
@seanbohan9491 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and, of course, Stephen, are all far better in this format. Too bad it's ending...
@ngkos17
@ngkos17 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this format is actually the muffled laughter from his staff. I find it really really funny and refreshing rather than the laugh from the audience that sometimes sounds like a laugh track.
@Tristanosaurs
@Tristanosaurs 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, he is great in this format. He doesn't need the audience. But it is so clear HE needs the audience.
@samagosto7237
@samagosto7237 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really going to miss this relaxed, totally "unprofessional", version of this show
@goodbuddy316
@goodbuddy316 3 жыл бұрын
I might not watch anymore. The sound of an audience gives me anxiety lol.
@sadewolfkitten
@sadewolfkitten 3 жыл бұрын
Came here to say exactly this. It's been *years* since I watched late shows, but I've really become a fan of the button-down versions. I hope at least the suits don't make a comeback.
@brandymoser8457
@brandymoser8457 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I prefer the intimate set up they have now
@MrMann0123
@MrMann0123 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. I'm probably going to drop it like I did with Fallon after he went back to the studio. Not a fan of the one size fits all generic version with the quick rattle through guests etc.
@WayneLewisRSP
@WayneLewisRSP 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they could keep up one a week...do a Friday show or something. They are truly gold.
@spicyramendotcom7975
@spicyramendotcom7975 3 жыл бұрын
The “space gourd unit” bit was just pure comedy gold
@timkingsemail
@timkingsemail 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing at 'Gourd, gourd!!!!' 7:08
@rudy2360
@rudy2360 3 жыл бұрын
Best belly laugh in a long time. Writers must be smoking up all the good stuff before they have to go back to "the building".
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 3 жыл бұрын
"Gourd Gourd!" got me. 😂
@cyrusmagnus
@cyrusmagnus 3 жыл бұрын
When Stephen starts dropping the f-bombs, that's when you know he's off script... and fabulous.
@HikariHellion
@HikariHellion 3 жыл бұрын
Script? What script? There ain't been no script since March 2020 😂
@JillKnapp
@JillKnapp 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, "Ah, Stephen is showing his New Jersey. He's so very relatable!"
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
Oh hilarious! He swears? I had a fecal impact ion that was funny than him!😖
@XKloosyvv
@XKloosyvv 2 жыл бұрын
@@cocorees5 ur werds ar so gud
@emilyderoest4732
@emilyderoest4732 3 жыл бұрын
The show has turned into something so silly and unique, I almost don’t want them to resume live audiences! He’s like, a deliriously tired little kid who just can’t stop laughing at a funeral!
@amandahudson431
@amandahudson431 3 жыл бұрын
Good, I just tuned in. Was wondering what 3 more shows was all about
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын
Jump to 11:40, which undoubtedly will be a classic moment during this broom closet show era.
@u.synlig
@u.synlig 3 жыл бұрын
That was just perfect!
@xmlthegreat
@xmlthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
I like your funny analogy, magic person.
@matthewmangum6320
@matthewmangum6320 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why we love him. 🙃
@j4242
@j4242 3 жыл бұрын
Stephens breakdown speaks to me! Anyone else gonna miss "A Late Show" from home? End of an era.
@krudmonger
@krudmonger 3 жыл бұрын
Some of us: "We're gonna miss this format! It's so intimate and relaxed and less structured, and it's all so--" Stephen: "--ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!"
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
What format? Why doesn’t he go live? Guess not enough viewers? In fact would rather watch paint dry! More entertaining! He is lost without the best president of the us! Now we end up with piss pants, who he dare not make fun of? There is plenty of material there! Be scared of global warning! Not warming! 😯
@monitoraccount4132
@monitoraccount4132 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocorees5 He does. This is a clip of the broadcast not the whole show.
@tophers3756
@tophers3756 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss the intimacy of the pandemic episodes.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 жыл бұрын
I miss believing that a heavily-armed "free" society would defend itself against violent domestic terrorists. But, yeah, television shows are important, too.
@Sauerdrops
@Sauerdrops 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if the world is going back to "normal" the next pandemic is right around the corner. And this one is not over.
@bubbleraydiddly3334
@bubbleraydiddly3334 3 жыл бұрын
@@Marijuanifornia bro just post your own comment if you want the traction. Why do people feel the need to try and undermine others platform
@kgames1748
@kgames1748 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@owens311
@owens311 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who watches the show through KZfaq, I have to say that this format has been much better for this platform. I'm going to miss the ad-hoc feeling of the show. It showed off his personality and improv skills more. Hopefully they take some of the positives from this format and roll it into the previous show's format, instead of just going back to the way it was. Even though I enjoyed the old format too.
@hillolilly
@hillolilly 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed! And I find this is true for Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah as well!
@SherriSLC
@SherriSLC 3 жыл бұрын
Completely agree! And I will miss his lovely wife's laughter.
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
Omg are you serious! He is about as funny as a raging boil on your arse! 😝
@richwojehowski1123
@richwojehowski1123 3 жыл бұрын
@@cocorees5 Would you please then tell us WTF you're here watching it then?!?!?
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
@@richwojehowski1123 to have a bloody good laugh! We need it🤣
@crypsis0182
@crypsis0182 3 жыл бұрын
Steven losing it as COVID comes to a close reminds me of how Hawkeye lost it at the end of the Korean War. Thanks for staying strong and keeping the jokes coming for us Steven.
@leanoramccarthy7726
@leanoramccarthy7726 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really gonna miss this clusterf**k of pure joy that has been keeping me sane this past year. Don't forget to completely lose ur shit once in awhile when ur back at the theater. ❤️❤️❤️😂😂🤣🤣🤣😍🤩😍🤩😍
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 3 жыл бұрын
You should do your last "A Late Show" in the bathtub, just for nostalgia.
@jrcarper
@jrcarper 3 жыл бұрын
Thirded
@drewstaser9726
@drewstaser9726 3 жыл бұрын
Fourtheded
@Pr3ttyBrwnTwiin
@Pr3ttyBrwnTwiin 3 жыл бұрын
Weird 😒
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 3 жыл бұрын
I really didn’t like those first few COVID compilation episodes (the one in the tub, on the porch, and by the bonfire, if I recall correctly). I appreciated him for trying to put out something, but it fell flat with me. Once he went into his living room (or wherever he started filming from) l, things started improving.
@nikobatallones
@nikobatallones 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerkochman1007 It was his library/study. :D
@drewski1535
@drewski1535 3 жыл бұрын
0:20 I'm really gonna miss the background laughter and snickering 😅😅😅😂😂😂
@christinearmington
@christinearmington 3 жыл бұрын
I’m going to miss these intimate moments of ours. Especially the bleeps. 🤬🥰
@acebaker3623
@acebaker3623 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss the sound of Evie's laugh when Stephen truly hits his mark. No live audience can replace her.
@senordieter1509
@senordieter1509 3 жыл бұрын
On the last show before you go back „to before“, please put your hidden entourage in front of the camera. Their genuine laughter was awesome. You all did a really great job - from the bathtub to the stylish closet. Thanks for keeping me partially sane.
@peNdantry
@peNdantry 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea. They all need to take a bow!
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 3 жыл бұрын
One of them is executive producer Chris Licht. I haven't figured out who Mark is. Cameraman?
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 3 жыл бұрын
@@akinpaws yeah, he hugged Mark few weeks back, when restrictions were lifted
@ligeiaztomb2755
@ligeiaztomb2755 3 жыл бұрын
I am going to miss this format. I like the singular laughter. This feels more intimate...and somehow HILARIOUS.
@OneRandomLeo
@OneRandomLeo 3 жыл бұрын
That Sharpie bit had me in stitches!! 😂😂😂 I'm gonna be honest, I wish we could continue the show like this
@jenniferlindsey2015
@jenniferlindsey2015 3 жыл бұрын
Please keep Evie involved somehow? She’s what I’m going to miss most.
@dimitriosp7214
@dimitriosp7214 3 жыл бұрын
"it's almost as if we're making this shit up!" Lol this was the best monologue in all the pandemic.
@salmamesaddek6768
@salmamesaddek6768 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@timkdiamond
@timkdiamond 3 жыл бұрын
Totally. ⭐️
@ypezd
@ypezd 3 жыл бұрын
The camera man’s laughter is so freaking contagious lol. Going to miss it.
@markrm16
@markrm16 3 жыл бұрын
They should keep playing it in the background in case it's a rough night.
@rudy2360
@rudy2360 3 жыл бұрын
This last week has been off the rails hilarious!
@BlueWoWTaylan
@BlueWoWTaylan 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't look forward to ''forced laughter'' etc of a studio audience. It takes away from the natural feeling which made the show a lot better in my opinion.
@jmlewis435
@jmlewis435 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@mjbaldwin
@mjbaldwin 3 жыл бұрын
You've probably never been to a taping but none of the laughter is forced! All 100% genuine, whenever it starts and whenever it stops. Maybe you think there are red "laughter" signs or something? Nope...
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 3 жыл бұрын
@@mjbaldwin they "sweeten" it when needed. they ALL do. the FULL truth is never pretty.
@aesinam
@aesinam 2 жыл бұрын
@@dumpygoodness4086 have you been to a taping?
@BriannaBeastMode
@BriannaBeastMode 3 жыл бұрын
"When the moona hits your eye, like a bagel pizza bite, that's an Italian vote changing satellite"
@collinscollins5595
@collinscollins5595 3 жыл бұрын
Does it work in the day time? As that is when I voted .Also I had the best tactical military sunglasses on. You know the commercials. Lol. And I got 2 . One for free but I only had to pay $200 shipping for the free pair. Now that is a deal for protecting you from those anti- trump Italians. I thought every one in the world loved trump. If that was true why would I have to pay $ 230 for these glasses . Wouldn’t I get them for free from the trump loving Italians as well as every person, country and company in the world loves trump so much. I want my money back as I used those glasses and those Italian space rays made me vote for Biden! Was I supposed to buy a special hat also? I just don’t understand any of this. trump says everyone tells him how great he is and how everyone loves him. Am I not an everyone?
@karengummer6657
@karengummer6657 3 жыл бұрын
I really like this format and I'm really going to miss it
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Our Cartoon President and want Colbert to renew it for a 4th Season! The guy who voiced Trump also voices Biden, and it's not like the government is less of a cartoon with just a different President. I even have a great idea for the Season 4 cover art image: It's Washington Crossing The Delaware with Biden as Washington, Harris as Monroe (the soldier holding the flag behind Washington), and the rest of the people in the boat could be Dr. Jill, Hunter, Doug (Kamala's husband), Pelosi, Schumer, A.O.C., Sanders, Buttigeig, Yellen, Fauci, and Psaki.
@jonny-b4954
@jonny-b4954 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the return to an audience is going to suck. Ha. Such an outdated format for what's basically an internet show now. Was crossing my fingers they'd announce a big change but guess the audience and fake applause is a little too engrained haha.
@toddwatson2245
@toddwatson2245 3 жыл бұрын
Really?
@troll-fx2zc
@troll-fx2zc 3 жыл бұрын
Out of all the late night hosts; he needs the physical comedy and the audience most.
@ekibirigeable
@ekibirigeable 3 жыл бұрын
I like the live audience
@jamesbenjamin6172
@jamesbenjamin6172 3 жыл бұрын
Friendly advice: don't bother with the whole suit and tie thing once you go back with a live audience. That would make a statement. Regardless, thanks for your shows during this crisis. You have been a voice of reason during a time when reason seemed lacking.
@michelemiller3798
@michelemiller3798 3 жыл бұрын
Reason left the building when trump was put in the White House! That was an election that was fraudulent.
@FringePrincess
@FringePrincess 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Casual should be here to stay.
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 3 жыл бұрын
@@FringePrincess Don't care at all what you wear. Just keep the sharp observations coming.
@FringePrincess
@FringePrincess 3 жыл бұрын
@@karenshaub8273 exactly
@MichaelLKW-Fahrer
@MichaelLKW-Fahrer 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really going to miss these shows. Definitely some of his best work.
@pholliez
@pholliez 3 жыл бұрын
I’m really going to miss Evie and the crew giggling in the background.
@aymericmarchand3472
@aymericmarchand3472 3 жыл бұрын
I just love when Stephen freaks out and gives us an insight into how much he's fed up with all this, even though like most I'll miss that format!
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын
This really is better.
@hwi1691
@hwi1691 3 жыл бұрын
"The bit" finale with the sharpie sniff-fed up
@itsROMPERS...
@itsROMPERS... 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i have the feeling that charming casual monologue will soon be a thing of the past, replaced by much shinier more polished ones that no one really wants. He's not gonna stand on the stage and pick on his cameraman, which is often the best part!
@karenshaub8273
@karenshaub8273 3 жыл бұрын
@@itsROMPERS... We lioved him before and I can't imagine how going back to wearing a suit and using his old format would ever be a be a negative.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 3 жыл бұрын
@@karenshaub8273 This is just my opinion, but I'm a bit weary of the hyper-produced glamour version of reality. I've always been more interested in looking behind the curtain to see what's _really_ there, but particularly now, when honesty and intimacy are in scarce supply, I like it when people are genuine and relatable. Not saying I'm siding with the "presidents shouldn't be elitists" crowd, as I will always want a leader who is smarter than I am. But in a talk-show host, or PR, or whatever? I would rather it be a real person than a facade.
@dav0n
@dav0n 3 жыл бұрын
When Stephen goes back in the studio I won’t feel like he’s talking directly to me anymore. #Separationanxiety
@gibbontakeit9098
@gibbontakeit9098 3 жыл бұрын
Reading this comment, but hearing the score to Taxi Driver..
@stephenunderwood2296
@stephenunderwood2296 3 жыл бұрын
That’s it
@user-uu1vx6fi3z
@user-uu1vx6fi3z 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought of that, but so true. lol
@nygrl6102
@nygrl6102 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I'm not ready to share. 😭
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 3 жыл бұрын
I will miss Stephen's interaction's with his staff in the office during the monologue. Especially, I'll miss Evie.
@GRJ-uz7kf
@GRJ-uz7kf 3 жыл бұрын
"America doesn't have to smell like this."
@livetime5815
@livetime5815 3 жыл бұрын
"Exactly What You Thought, But So Much Worse Than You Imagined." Well said Stephen, well said.
@gerryjr6490
@gerryjr6490 3 жыл бұрын
Best segment title ever
@MahmoudElgassier
@MahmoudElgassier 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen melting down live in front of us is the best tv moment of all time. BEST. TV. MOMENT...OF ALL TIME
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 3 жыл бұрын
**Simon & Garfunkel cartoon concert** Stephen: "Still here?" LOL
@johnmalcolm4822
@johnmalcolm4822 3 жыл бұрын
Simon and Garfunkel actually used to perform as Tom and Jerry which is also the name of a cartoon. True.
@lotharsoran3604
@lotharsoran3604 3 жыл бұрын
I hope the improvisational quips that typifies these "closet shows" follow Colbert back on stage. So much funnier like this. Evie's giggling, and Chris' laugh being audible is pure gold. Watching Stephen dissolve into snickering and bizzare ad hoc rants is amazing.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god, the "GOURD GOURD" made me laugh out loud and almost choke on my lunch. The writer responsible for that gag deserves a raise.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 3 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting that one.
@callen9623
@callen9623 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@alrightyru
@alrightyru 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen didn't see it coming .. 😂
@eric201
@eric201 3 жыл бұрын
Why is that so funny? 🤣
@callen9623
@callen9623 3 жыл бұрын
@alrighty I’ve listened to it 3 times and I think Chris said it real time while recording and probably wasn’t in the script Stephen had seen, which makes it even funnier
@blueguy15
@blueguy15 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen buddy i'm really gonna miss this personal format. It was a beautiful joy filled ride of laughter and sadness.
@frazernagy3143
@frazernagy3143 3 жыл бұрын
The slow descent into insanity has been one of the greatest things to watch ever! Keep the off cuff stuff coming Stephen!
@SandyRiverBlue
@SandyRiverBlue 3 жыл бұрын
Man, your effects department! We NEED a full version of that song. Seriously I think it could win a Grammy in one category or another.
@blindsightedkill
@blindsightedkill 3 жыл бұрын
I petition for Evie to be the first guest when you go back to the studio
@alyamahawilliam6624
@alyamahawilliam6624 3 жыл бұрын
Good idea they should play up the transition. No suit!
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 3 жыл бұрын
You pretty much got that wish...😁😁🖖
@WayneLewisRSP
@WayneLewisRSP 3 жыл бұрын
I am really really really really really really really going to miss every aspect of these shows when everything goes back into the theater.
@GalapagosPete
@GalapagosPete 3 жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist, but if that “Sea Jesus“ painting is glow in the dark, I would have to consider it. If I lived in Hawaii. And if I weren’t already vaccinated. It’s just so ‘70’s, dude!
@mckenzie.8653
@mckenzie.8653 3 жыл бұрын
“A young hip bae like you fam” 😂😂😂🥴
@cocorees5
@cocorees5 3 жыл бұрын
What is that language you speak? Cusana fy nhin! 😄
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309
@hisomebodytrackingmuch1309 3 жыл бұрын
“Smash it”
@yxeaviationphotog
@yxeaviationphotog 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else gonna miss his production crew laughing in the background?
@marisolaquino719
@marisolaquino719 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pam6455
@pam6455 3 жыл бұрын
Damn! I’m going to miss Evy laughing in the background! Always makes me smile.....
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
They're likely still going to, it'll be drowned out by the audience, though.
@peggydavidson2442
@peggydavidson2442 3 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 A lot of the show ends up drowned out by the audience. This is much better for hearing everything.
@shermanculbertson6191
@shermanculbertson6191 3 жыл бұрын
I’m really gonna miss hearing Evie’s laugh.
@Dopecheetah
@Dopecheetah 3 жыл бұрын
Me too yo. It’s like my favorite part of the show. It’s delightful.
@TheSuzberry
@TheSuzberry 3 жыл бұрын
Could we please keep Evie? Please.
@jii.
@jii. 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna miss the many varieties of the same comment about her though.
@darkdragon5916
@darkdragon5916 3 жыл бұрын
i have been depressed recently do to some personal stuff but the bit from 11:58 to 13:18 is the first time i have genuinely laughed in a while and i wanted to thank you for it.
@MarthaRoseMoore415
@MarthaRoseMoore415 3 жыл бұрын
Precious jewel?? Yes, you are Steven! Don't let those "Television professionals" tell you any different!
@janem9016
@janem9016 3 жыл бұрын
I’m actually not looking forward to Stephen going back into the theatre, he’s much funnier in his little closet.
@BlakieTT
@BlakieTT 3 жыл бұрын
I like this format better. \o/
@toddtelford6418
@toddtelford6418 3 жыл бұрын
agreed!
@archstanton_live
@archstanton_live 3 жыл бұрын
These are classics
@ThePixelExpedition
@ThePixelExpedition 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more! This is the most I've ever watched his show. It's a brilliant format. Much more personal.
@alexlollar3293
@alexlollar3293 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy news man goes crazy in broom closet..... You sob, I'm in!
@hereholdmybeer12
@hereholdmybeer12 3 жыл бұрын
"Incompetence and Malice" should be the chapter title in future books about this period in our history.
@petetimbrell3527
@petetimbrell3527 3 жыл бұрын
"The Death of US Democracy" chapter closes the book. How fast can you write? Lol.
@MSB-sn1md
@MSB-sn1md 3 жыл бұрын
@@petetimbrell3527 hopefully near death, they haven’t won yet
@mamaimaicondaddyimalegend6101
@mamaimaicondaddyimalegend6101 3 жыл бұрын
The Biden chapter
@petetimbrell3527
@petetimbrell3527 3 жыл бұрын
@@MSB-sn1md I hear ya
@ProfessorBeautiful
@ProfessorBeautiful 3 жыл бұрын
Honest, I'm gonna miss this home brew.
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's clearly going bonkers after more than a year in the closet and saving the sanity of Americans everywhere @ 11:10 - 13:30. Gonna miss the wackiness of Closet Colbert! 🥳
@billworden6642
@billworden6642 3 жыл бұрын
Saving the sanity of Americans everywhere? The man convinced you that one of the most peaceful and prosperous periods in American history was akin to Nazi Germany. Guess what. The reason that Trump's involvement wasn't included in a largely peaceful attempt to have voices heard in the Capitol after for the most part Capitol police let the people into the building was because there was no grand conspiracy and certainly no conspiracy directed from Trump. In fact, it is looking more and more like FBI operatives were very deeply involved in infiltrating the supposed insurrectionist 'groups' made up a a few 60 year olds to the point that the infiltrators of the organizations were very possibly the leaders and planners. And why would they decide to have inadequate security while attempting to make it appear that unarmed protesters were supposedly staging an insurrection meant to overthrow the government? Because Congress was on the verge of spending a minimum of six hours arguing why a ten day pause should take place prior to certification in order to have a forensic audit of the 2020 election before certification. it is pathetically sad to see how horribly the left has worked to try to demonize half the nation. Guess what. Those people are your neighbors and your co-workers. They attend your churches and volunteer at your children's schools. How has this nation gotten to this point? Answer. It's obvious when you take even a few steps back to recognize the hatred coming from people like Colbert.
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss this set just as much as the home set. It felt like we was chilling, having a great convo, like old friends. It was fun!
@anthonynycholas4230
@anthonynycholas4230 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the pandemic brought out a more natural comfortable side to these shows. Once it goes back to pre-pandemic conditions the laughter after joke will seem completely fake and many of the funny charming bits Colbert was able to do at home (including the *physical* gags) he'll have to return to the imaginary props. I get that there's the frustration of being unable to see your audience or talk to your guests in person, believe me but these one-on-one, in-home sessions made Colbert's jokes truly genuine and therefore more funny.
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
@T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonynycholas4230 Exactly. I love the authenticity of the snots, gahoffs, giggles, snickes and belly laughs. Even the silence was awesomeness.
@thisistheaccountname
@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын
Y'all, don't forget to vote in each election and remind your family and friends to vote as well.
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 3 жыл бұрын
And DONATE $ 🇺🇸👍
@Jabberkong
@Jabberkong 3 жыл бұрын
can this be the top comment for every video, even tiktok clip videos?
@Bat_Boy
@Bat_Boy 3 жыл бұрын
Approval voting > rank choice voting > plurality voting.
@victorarredondo304
@victorarredondo304 3 жыл бұрын
And vote the demorats out
@michaeladams6847
@michaeladams6847 3 жыл бұрын
@@victorarredondo304 or vote with your conscience and not merely on party lines like a sheeple
@caroljo420
@caroljo420 3 жыл бұрын
Between "space Italians" and "Jewish space lasers", I think republikkkans have fully lost their freakin minds!!!
@mmonroe8253
@mmonroe8253 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not looking forward to the show moving back to the studio... Gonna miss his lovely wife...😘
@830RPG
@830RPG 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I enjoy Stephen Colbert the most out of all the talk shows, he has the best chemistry with his crew and it really brings the laughs out.
@lstapes7
@lstapes7 3 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen but would have to say that in terms of crew relationships, both James Corden and Seth Myers easily give him a run for his money. But that doesn’t matter now 😥🥺. I will also miss these formats, but I guess I didn’t realize how much Stephen despises this format, so he needs to present in a way that makes him happy. On the far side of the late night host universe, Trevor is still filming from his apartment sporting his many colored hoodies. 😂😆 Early on, Trevor said this was about as much contact he would wish.
@marykay1946
@marykay1946 3 жыл бұрын
Love his wife
@audreymuzingo933
@audreymuzingo933 3 жыл бұрын
He loves his crew obviously, but this Covid format has been harder on him than any of the late night hosts because of how much chemistry he has with a LIVE AUDIENCE. I think it's because his background was improv, not standup. Comedians who spent their early careers in sad little venues learned how to survive dying, ha. They know how to shake off the feeling of not having a joke laughed at. But Stephen being a deliverer of scripted monologue jokes didn't start until after he was already famous from the Daily Show, and a big studio audience guarantees positive affirmation. So Covid quarantine threw the standup experience into reverse for him, going from hundreds of people scream-laughing to the first-year experience of a standup newbie, just a couple people chuckling here and there, and he doesn't have the callouses to deal with it.
@nashathegeorgiapeach3908
@nashathegeorgiapeach3908 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna miss the quarantine shows! 😥
@nicoledeburton5169
@nicoledeburton5169 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss "A" late show, too...that was the best Vacc-scene yet, by the way, and Stephen, I like you better NOT in a suit!
@KaigaKarasuma
@KaigaKarasuma 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does "Fields of watermelons found on Mars, Police Say" sound like something that an AI would create?
@emilyfeagin2673
@emilyfeagin2673 3 жыл бұрын
I went to Penn State. I heard that a long time ago. It wasn’t AI it was malt liquor and weed
@nancydeis7121
@nancydeis7121 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh Steven Colbert gets to come out of the closet. No matter where the show has been done you all did a great job. It was a rough year for all but you tried your best to bring laughter to these incredibly frustrating and sad times. God Bless you Steven and family, and all the crew and staff who did the hard work to make it happen.
@MISNM0
@MISNM0 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate. They really pivoted like people who put thought into it. I'm feeling hopeful a few things will carry over, obviously Evie most.
@lindagraham2779
@lindagraham2779 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen was sure on a roll tonight-have never seen him bleeped 🤬 so much. I was loving every minute of this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
@hopefulhyena3400
@hopefulhyena3400 3 жыл бұрын
This show is gonna suck when there's an audience again. This is absolute gold.
@ForeverMe543
@ForeverMe543 3 жыл бұрын
NGL I really liked these intimate sessions with Stephen and his wife and the people behind the stage and I'll miss it
@YouGuessIGuess
@YouGuessIGuess 3 жыл бұрын
The informal style of these quarantine episodes have made me appreciate Stephen even more, and tonight's "bit" where he vented his frustrations over Chris' marker was both hilarious and deeply human. It'll be good to have the audience back but this solo format perfectly reflected what the last year has felt like for so many.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 3 жыл бұрын
The real reason the GOP doesn't want a commission is because just about all sitting members would be pleading the 5th by the end of the day
@mattb4339
@mattb4339 3 жыл бұрын
U know a late night host is outstanding when they're funny without a pandering audience. Colbert has been brilliant the last year.
@gatorgirl5701
@gatorgirl5701 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats Stephen for making it through the Pandemic, and being able to return to the studio, I am looking forward to it!
@jahkra9259
@jahkra9259 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's last stand against insanity has been incredibly entertaining to watch
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 3 жыл бұрын
Just Stephen and a sharpie, against entire world 😉🌍🤭
@Open2OpenUT
@Open2OpenUT 3 жыл бұрын
Can we please continue to hear Evie’s laughter played in the Theatre once the show returns there on Monday? She’s a Star in her own right… right. 😃😍
@mems3729
@mems3729 3 жыл бұрын
Here we see Stephen with the same energy as a high school senior in the last thee days of school.
@jemmstone9571
@jemmstone9571 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss this so much! It has been so much more intimate and hilarious!
@maysaniyazova
@maysaniyazova 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen's camera man breakdown was hilarious 😂😂😂
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын
Between Donnie's pants and Rudy's constant leaks, 'Depends' is getting a lot of free advertising!
@freefalln
@freefalln 3 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
They need to release a special pair worn on the head, to soak up excess hair dye.
@freefalln
@freefalln 3 жыл бұрын
@@NewMessage And, orange face coloring! Just cover the whole face on that one!
@alaakalloub1474
@alaakalloub1474 3 жыл бұрын
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@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should have at that.
@brandonlongbottom5747
@brandonlongbottom5747 3 жыл бұрын
I really am going to miss this relaxed setting with his wife laughing in the background
@RustOnWheels
@RustOnWheels 3 жыл бұрын
This setting is and has been pure magic! Gonna miss it!
@matttheking1655
@matttheking1655 3 жыл бұрын
This was a wild Monologue!!! Sad that these quarantine episodes are going to be ending in 3 days...
@MrGHenchel
@MrGHenchel 3 жыл бұрын
Love watching from Australia. Having Covid vaccine incentives of a joint, a picture of sea Jesus, or a gun. This about sums up the states of America today. Just amazing.
@shellibelli4387
@shellibelli4387 3 жыл бұрын
Just trying to appeal to the whole spectrum of wackadoodles.
@HinataElyonToph
@HinataElyonToph 3 жыл бұрын
There’s also free booze
@sassysarina9718
@sassysarina9718 3 жыл бұрын
Just half of us. The rest think it's ridiculous 🙄
@BellaBaileyVito
@BellaBaileyVito 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna miss this set up, though, Stephen. Not gonna lie. The lonely laughter of your producer and your wife is all we need. 😄❤
@stefchristensen47
@stefchristensen47 3 жыл бұрын
Three days from the end, we get the unalloyed Stephen Colbert. It *is* like a precious jewel, man. :)
@starshake8998
@starshake8998 3 жыл бұрын
I want a bumper sticker and a t-shirt that says that -- "America doesn't have to smell like this."
@rickyjkuron5275
@rickyjkuron5275 3 жыл бұрын
i love how the vax scene is doing a tribute to Simon & Garfunkle
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Жыл бұрын
11:35 to 13:15 is priceless beyond measure. Thank you for being you, Stephen!
@gerryparker1390
@gerryparker1390 3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to miss this version of the show.
@stevebennett4959
@stevebennett4959 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna miss this, especially the long graphics.
@crushedit1497
@crushedit1497 3 жыл бұрын
You people are owned by that little box you watch every night.
@ricachero
@ricachero 3 жыл бұрын
None of us watch this on a little box. Literally none of the people seeing this comment.
@aesinam
@aesinam 2 жыл бұрын
@@ricachero lol I know right? I find that comment extra weird considering the person also watched the same video we did
@danielpreilly77
@danielpreilly77 3 жыл бұрын
“Until someone cracks the window of Justice...” absolutely brilliant
@G50016
@G50016 2 жыл бұрын
I am going to massively miss these lock down versions of The Late Show.. :( It has felt personal. Thank you all for so many laughs!!
@mattfitzgerald7836
@mattfitzgerald7836 3 жыл бұрын
The final 'A Late Show' is just going to be a bottle of bourbon on the desk, with Stephen reaching up from underneath to take regular slugs, isn't it ? :)
@MorganBondelid
@MorganBondelid 3 жыл бұрын
don't forget Jon Stewart lives under his desk too
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