No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon

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2 жыл бұрын

In a statement denying that he investigated late night comedians who mocked him, our former president criticized Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him but did not mention our host Stephen Colbert's famously spot-on impression. Also, he thinks he'll be back in the White House any day now. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@videomissionary 2 жыл бұрын

You know, a lot of people might accuse us of letting 45 live rent-free in our heads. But I would describe it more like a home invasion situation.

@lloydwills2931 2 жыл бұрын

He won't run again, the GQP will keep 'em right up to the time for primaries, to keep the idiots corralled. .......then comes DeSantis to take over the clown car.

@evelynhester989 Жыл бұрын

@videomissionary Great comment!

@crystalshaw8744 3 ай бұрын

I don't know WHY I tried to watch this while eating...lmbo

@hyperboi87 2 жыл бұрын

I felt that “no thank you” in my soul for that man in the audience lol

@orchdork775 2 жыл бұрын

Right?? That was heartbreaking 😂

@hyperboi87 2 жыл бұрын

@@orchdork775 but the Virgo in me was like Ha!!!!

@angelchronicles9848 2 жыл бұрын

To the man who stood up for the sex party joke, you are a legend!

@lukasblur3500 Жыл бұрын

i salute thee good sir

@modredastal1644 2 жыл бұрын

"There's one guy in the Public Health Department who really wants an orgy to happen." Yeah, and he's in the audience.

@MrKolozal 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen says he doesn't believe there are sex parties and then a random guy yells "I'll give you my card" in response, what a legend xD

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

Gods, I love this show!

@TheMulToyVerse 2 жыл бұрын

I lost it at “stand up... 👁👁 ... 🤔... no thank you”

@c187rocks 2 жыл бұрын

I do hope when they kicked him out that he made sure to pass on his card.

@luuketaylor 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought he said "_____ Park!" as in the name of some park where there was going to be some... activities happening. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

@teelo12000 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, was wondering what he said.

@Influx27 2 жыл бұрын

"physical barriers, like walls" Wait, is the city now endorsing Glory Holes?!

@sassysarina9718 2 жыл бұрын

That is exactly what I thought at first

@anakinskywalker1377 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it 😂

@forgeustiss6667 2 жыл бұрын

Studs are 16” on centre.

@dotapark 2 жыл бұрын

IKR? Thank you! I almost thought it was only me 🤣

@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 жыл бұрын

I checked the comments to see if someone mentioned glory holes 🤣

@sternis1 2 жыл бұрын

I felt the "Make sure to have a stud every 18 inches" joke didn't get quite the laughs it deserved XD

@quentinquogamoddy1999 2 жыл бұрын

Most people don't have a clue how houses and buildings are built. Plus they may not know that the 2x4 in the vertical position is called a stud. So the double entendre went most likely went over their heads. Or, maybe they did know building codes, but then knew that Colbert got it wrong. It's studs every 16 inches, not 18. That's why there is a red diamond mark on tape measures at 16 inches.

@jennac6954 2 жыл бұрын

@@quentinquogamoddy1999 18 is legal. 16 is not legal. So a stud at 18 is legal.. But I prefer my stud at 21😍

@quentinquogamoddy1999 2 жыл бұрын

@@jennac6954 🤣

@andrewread154 2 жыл бұрын

McConnell…possibly the most mean spirited man in American politics…

@vivigesso3756 2 жыл бұрын

Because he does what the voters want? You're just mad he doesn't give unlimited free handouts.

@demostheodorakakis6328 2 жыл бұрын

@@vivigesso3756 shut up treasure!

@andrewread154 2 жыл бұрын

@@vivigesso3756 why would I care? I’m not American. But I do see that he is a political animal with no regard whatsoever for the people he is supposedly providing a service to.

@adamf663 2 жыл бұрын

@@vivigesso3756 He doesn't and has never given a shit about his constituents or the country. McConnel does what is best for himself in his never ending quest for personal power and money.

@76rjackson 2 жыл бұрын

@@vivigesso3756 But he doesn't do what the voters want. He does what the corporations want for the money, he does what the Chinese want for his billionaire wife, but beyond that he does nothing. You think most Americans just want handouts and are lazy freeloaders? Why do you hate America so much?

@andrewfaraday8918 2 жыл бұрын

After a year and a half without a live audience, that was a brilliant response to a deeply alarming heckle. He's still got it.

@tripwire4727 2 жыл бұрын

Nice. Thanks for no spoilers. Yea, that was epic.

@irontribeissues9104 2 жыл бұрын

“Deeply alarming”? Nah.

@litrpg101 2 жыл бұрын

"Talks about wanting to go to a sex party: gets offered to go to a sex party" Not really alarming, imo.

@JoshuaWillis89 2 жыл бұрын

As an educator and former cheerleading coach, I for one say this SCOTUS ruling is LONG overdue. It’s just as good for the teachers and administrators as it is for the students, even though most admin will say the opposite. There NEEDS to more separation between school and home life for everyone. A kid blew off some steam. We all did stuff like that as kids, except it wasn’t on the internet for everyone to see. And some people will say, “well she shouldn’t have posted it.” That’s antiquated thinking. The internet is our collective arena for self-expression. Just because more people can see it now doesn’t make it any less worthy of protection.

@paradisepipeco 2 жыл бұрын

Totally seriously, thank you for posting such an enlightened and forward thinking comment that needed to be said, especially by one with your qualifications to back it up. We are confronting the biggest threat of fascism our nation has ever encountered, and people aghast at teenagers acting like teenagers need to take their MAGA hats and move to Russia so they can be closer to Putin.

@chino3796 2 жыл бұрын

It was on Snapchat where it would have disappeared. The school wanted to make an issue of it.

@ToniGlick 2 жыл бұрын

I also very much appreciate your comment. It's time we make and uphold laws that actually reflect the reality of the new world we live in.

@leavingitblank9363 2 жыл бұрын

I go back and forth on this. What concerns me most is that there's this prevailing idea that the U.S. is "the land of the free" and we can do whatever we want without repercussions. Yes, we all let off steam occasionally. But it's through the backlash that sometimes results that we learn how to control our outbursts and be more responsible. This ruling just told all those hormonal teens that they can do whatever they want, however vulgar or inappropriate, and they'll get away with it. And then we wonder why there's so little respect shown these days.

@paradisepipeco 2 жыл бұрын

@@leavingitblank9363 The government's function is not to raise and discipline children. But its function is to protect our rights in a so-called free society. Minors have limited rights. But they do share our rights of free speech, and your thinking is dangerous, pitifully antiquated, and approaches fascism. Please think again. There is a reason children cannot vote, legally are in the custody of adults, cannot drive below a certain age, etc. To expect them to not behave as immature is ludicrous when that is exactly what they are. They have an excuse to act irresponsibly. They are kids. The infantile GQP and MAGA, on the other hand, have no such excuse. By law, they are adults. By their actions, they are not only Russia-loving traitors who are openly supporting a violent attempted coup attempt and threatening further such action, but they are behaving not like teenagers but like infants having a kicking and screaming tantrum. I respectfully suggest you step back, try to gain some perspective, and sort out your priorities and revisit what the first amendment means and what it means to live in a free society. Namaste.

@tallenpelegrin7026 2 жыл бұрын

Is just me, or is Stephen back live and greater than ever. Damn, his monologues just knocking it out of the park since he's back live.

@ChristmasLore 2 жыл бұрын

So missing the more intimidating days, but it's undeniable the comeback has provided him such powerful, renewed energy!🍃

@Turtleproof 2 жыл бұрын

I'll miss his wife laughing with him, but in this one the crowd booing sounded just like the angry citizens from Sim City 2000 when your approval rating tanks and I am down with that kind of uncanny valley.

@fionacampbell5105 2 жыл бұрын

@ Tallen Pelegrin it's not just you! I'm not sure about the rest of 'The Late Show' hosts but i definitely prefer HIM in front of an audience. He seems more energised, no? Whatever, I hope his wife keeps up an appearance on the show though - i'll miss her if she doesn't!

@tallenpelegrin7026 2 жыл бұрын

@@fionacampbell5105 He was very good without the audience, but he seems better now with an audience than I remember prior to the pandemic.

@adventureseeker9800 2 жыл бұрын

And great energy all around which is nice. Makes one think that things are headed back in the direction of normal for everybody.

@mandipandi303 2 жыл бұрын

"No, thank you." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣

@Zirnike 2 жыл бұрын

"Yang was betrayed by his long term ally, math" I also would have accepted yin.

@cherylmaclean4349 2 жыл бұрын

That’s clever…

@thedarkerknight2188 2 жыл бұрын

That’s good

@Markus_Andrew 2 жыл бұрын

I can dig that

@OneRandomLeo 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Junksaint 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, nice one lol

@mikenoble91 2 жыл бұрын

"Stand up... no thanks Savage.

@rgs8970 2 жыл бұрын

You gotta respect the dude for shooting his shot 😂

@epsilon-eleven 2 жыл бұрын

Seeing Stephen Colbert get invited to a sex party on a national television show is something I never expected to see, but I guess the pandemic has affected us all in interesting ways.

@leavingitblank9363 2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@Sophia-wcDM9 2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand this comment. He is gorgeous!

@hareeshkrishnaa5642 3 ай бұрын

8:05 @@Sophia-wcDM9

@magellanmax 2 жыл бұрын

Probably one of the funniest monologues he has ever done...I was howling! 😭

@brianschlicher59 2 жыл бұрын

"I want to lock in the aroma like we're in a crock pot full of balls." That Peabody was well earned!

@primitivedaisy 2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so hard, I cried! And gave me a disturbing mental picture! 😏

@leavingitblank9363 2 жыл бұрын

That's good eats in the South!

@gregbors8364 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Mitch McConnell’s approval rating in his home state of Kentucky is 18%

@jeffredfern3744 2 жыл бұрын

Hating Mitch McConnell seems to be a 5 year event unfortunately. Also KY sucks.

@subgrv27 2 жыл бұрын

How does he keep getting elected with a rating that low?

@bentbliley 2 жыл бұрын

if i may paraphrase jimmy mcmillan, “it’s still too damn high!”

@sakarakit5835 2 жыл бұрын

yet he was re-elected...

@DeAnoJackson 2 жыл бұрын

For real, then why the hell does he keep getting reelected?

@concordep2504 2 жыл бұрын

It’s sad yet when McConnell dies Americans will have parties everywhere.

@brucefreadrich1188 2 жыл бұрын

Parties everywhere… and McConnell eaten by worms… how is that sad???

@coltonblake13 2 жыл бұрын

Fucked up people maybe

@SteepInKline 2 жыл бұрын

@@brucefreadrich1188 I’m actually betting he’ll just melt on the sidewalk one day. One can dream, right?

@c0mpu73rguy 2 жыл бұрын

@@coltonblake13 People did celebrate in GB when Margareth Thatcher died so it wouldn’t surprise me.

@coltonblake13 2 жыл бұрын

@@c0mpu73rguy oh I'm sure people will. People were glad when our president and others got covid. Really shameful it's so easy to distance oneself from human life

@Xena3 2 жыл бұрын

“PLEASE stand up…No thank you” LOL

@sisenor4091 2 жыл бұрын

“ILL GIVE YOU A CARD” Stand up….. no thank you.

@dmiller5765 2 жыл бұрын

Lol. At least Stephen had an offer.

@mostmelon 2 жыл бұрын

I was expecting a "Turn around." before "No thank you."

@rhombo323 2 жыл бұрын

Wonder how many cards he handed out after that though 🤔 hahaha

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

Best part of the show tonight!

@nomdeguerre247 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@arenc5619 2 жыл бұрын

I think we’ve learnt after 4 years of Trump what an international disaster he was and your reputation suffered greatly as a country. How in the world would y’all put him back? Asking for the EU.

@gregbors8364 2 жыл бұрын

Most of us don’t. He lost the popular vote both times he ran. But thanks to our wonderful technicality called the Electoral College, he lost the popular vote but still won the election the first time.

@gabesarti7184 2 жыл бұрын

I for one absolutely hate him, and hope he spends the rest of his life in prison. He got hundreds of thousands American people killed during the pandemic.

@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын

The real question is,how in the hell did he get elected in the first place?I guess the United States education system is worse than we thought.

@-oiiio-3993 2 жыл бұрын

Fox 'News', Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and dozens of other shameless hucksters have been peddling their 'entertainment' for decades while branding their hateful garbage as "news". Millions of Jell - O for brains idiots hang on their every word as 'Gospel truth'. “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

@erikdegroote5347 2 жыл бұрын

@ezlyfe 80 years ago

@XYZAudiio 2 жыл бұрын

"crock pot full of balls" my new favorite nickname for 45.

@jeanneh9742 2 жыл бұрын

Mine too TY

@leavingitblank9363 2 жыл бұрын

He's extra feisty tonight! Even wore an uncharacteristically bright tie.

@franklinwilson46 2 жыл бұрын

The “how to have safer sex in a post COVID-19 world” had me dying 😂

@halcyonacoustic7366 2 жыл бұрын

Early in the pandemic, Canada released a sex guide that recommended glory holes XD

@ameliablack4613 2 жыл бұрын

If you build it, they will come.

@enriquemunoz704 2 жыл бұрын

Glory holes have been around for ages! 😂

@zesty9815 2 жыл бұрын

5:38 _“Be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls”_ See, I _knew_ that _“impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”_ would come in handy one day!

@eviehankins8223 2 жыл бұрын

Reccomending walls as barriers is definitely the American version of reccomending a glory hole 🤣

@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын

"Crock pot full of balls." ...was not a phrase I expected...

@oracleofdelphi4533 2 жыл бұрын

Watching Colbert, you kind of should have expected it. I mean, have you even listened to Meanwhile openings?

@IAmJustR 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣 it was completely accurate though

@chriskelly6559 2 жыл бұрын

Trumps favorite meal, with a side diaper stuffing, and a diet coke.

@blkcatzette 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't ready for that one Steven lol.

@markstevens1729 2 жыл бұрын

I read your comment before he said it, and I still winced.

@rockstarJDP 2 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I much preferred it when you could just hear his wife and crew giggling in the background than the audience whooping and hollering. Felt much more organic without an audience.

@misz3 2 жыл бұрын

I mean that’s just KZfaq commentary videos lol

@rockstarJDP 2 жыл бұрын

@@misz3 well yeah and I think that was better - felt more like we were in the room with him just listening to him have a comical rant :)

@WillowTDog 2 жыл бұрын

@@rockstarJDP Completely agree. Though, tonight's monologue was definitely enhanced by the guy in the crowd apparently offering Steven his membership card (although, I admit, I thought he'd said, "Echo Park!" But I've never been active in that scene.

@mikeximenez5285 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Im just waiting for his fart to escape while he waits for the laughs.

@jennac6954 2 жыл бұрын

🙄

@averyw1497 2 жыл бұрын

Damn this monologue was fantastic

@hankakah4180 2 жыл бұрын

Trump "I did say, however, that Alec Baldwin has no talent, certainly when it comes to imitating me" Actually Trump, he played YOU PERFECTLY! You DON'T HAVE ANY TALENT!

@dkamphaus43 2 жыл бұрын

Regardless how how well he might have imitated him, Baldwin really had no business mocking him since he's an even worse person.

@hankakah4180 2 жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 SNL satires everyone! Every actor has their faults, but shouldn't be penalized for them.

@mrheem44 2 жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 no hes not

@morsmordre3 2 жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 Triggered much?

@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 - Based on what?

@Fiawordweaver 2 жыл бұрын

If McConnell was on fire- I would not urinate on him.

@ValerieJNorse 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, it seems inhuman to withhold any liquid in a situation like that. How about kerosene?

@Tuturial464 2 жыл бұрын

No you give him human diarrhea. Cause he full of it. Burned and full of crap

@dameoftruth4022 2 жыл бұрын

If Mcconnell was on fire and I had just finished a six pack of beer, I wouldn't piss on him either.

@sirmoonslosthismind 2 жыл бұрын

but he can have all of it if he's not on fire.

@TheMaelstrom 2 жыл бұрын

No, no. It goes "I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire"

@sailingadventuress5489 2 жыл бұрын

He’s on fire in this. Hilarious

@ajcbng8289 2 жыл бұрын

Who in the world isn't thankful for his absolute silliness? Cheers, SIR. 🥂❤️

@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын

stephen is a traitor hack

@Themagalorian 2 жыл бұрын

This dudes only on the air because the libs need poor comedic propaganda.. wonder what his true ratings are?

@Tadicuslegion78 2 жыл бұрын

Founders: *envision a senate full of individuals who can think for themselves to represent the states* Turtle McConnell: Well yes, but actually no. In fact I’m determined to keep Kentucky in 1864.

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

Gerrymandering is a very powerful thing.

@Dayandcounting 2 жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 No gerrymandering in Senate races though. Well other than the Gerrymandering known as the states.

@JohnDoe662002 2 жыл бұрын

Founders: “What’s a Kentucky?”

@LD86 2 жыл бұрын

Voter suppression, gerrymandering, abuses of power…. All tactics straight out of the autocrat handbook.

@arthenosthefirst8176 2 жыл бұрын

it's not just mcconnel, it's all the repubs in the senate, mcconnel only has power because they let him.

@aggressiveattitudeera887 2 жыл бұрын

Q. How petty do you have to be to sick the DOJ on Saturday Night Live and late-night talk show hosts? A. BIGLY petty.

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

I forgot he said that haha. Bigly. That man was our president... Yikes!

@jerryrichardson2799 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much...

@Markus_Andrew 2 жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 Don't forget the "tippy-top" nukes.

@QUICKBOOKS1 2 жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735, Don't forget "Covefee"!

@leondeveraux4485 2 жыл бұрын

It's the "stand up? No thank you" for ME 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brianmorgan7703 2 жыл бұрын

"No thank you." This nearly made me spit teriyaki chicken out my nose.

@shiftybat7318 2 жыл бұрын

Mitch is just the old-school version of an Internet troll - he refuses to accept that his time has come, that his body is failing, his era of prominence is over, and that he can barely speak words anymore, but instead of ceding his post to someone more capable (or likeable) he channels all of his remaining energy into ensuring no one else can ever have what he once had without his say. He is the iconic definition of an obstructionist, and is about as useful as nipples on a squid.

@a_diamond 2 жыл бұрын

Nipples on a squid.. yep, remembering that one..

@lsingstock1646 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidjones332 dude, be careful what you say. You tube is listening. My friend suggested something similar about diaper boy and was banned.

@WWZenaDo 2 жыл бұрын

More like Mitch is an old-school version of a traitor....

@ingridwheeler3180 2 жыл бұрын

Ditch mitch ! Asap.

@Fate263 2 жыл бұрын

@daniel banks Sure... Nevermind that among the 3 in question, one is openly honest about their obstruction, but sure 2 women who COULD do something are the same as one man who refuses to.

@420thebass 2 жыл бұрын

8:04 "I'll give you my card" funniest shit ever lol

@FredRedFrred 2 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest episode this year, with at least nine pauses until the laugh subsided so as not to miss anything. Colbert and his team of writers polished this show to a high gloss gleam. Outstanding--Go Team Colbert!!

@brettw8744 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t miss hearing the crowd the whole time.

@kenyap101 2 жыл бұрын

Sames

@ImionLordred 2 жыл бұрын

Aye, quite annoying screaming...

@mackersun 2 жыл бұрын

I believe it's because it felt like a show personally for each one of us. Each show it was like he was talking just to me.

@jonalderson5571 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad, the real fans love the crowd. Go back into your basement

@mackersun 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonalderson5571 it's my personal preference. Why do you feel the need to be rude? It's not a bad thing. It's just something I've noticed.

@JoeEnglandShow 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't aware that we had elected Mitch McConnell to decide what is and is not acceptable for Congress to talk about.

@JOBdOut 2 жыл бұрын

You gotta be appointed to senate party leader to determine whether or not they get to talk about doing their jobs

@Muse009009 2 жыл бұрын

Was it just me or was this one of the best openings in a minute.

@BlueManIan 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I remember when Trump called Stephen "that guy from CBS" and the show changed its credit sequence for a day or two

@uhohspaghettios2391 2 жыл бұрын

Okay, I know that "forgot his top teeth" thing was a joke, but McConnell in that clip sounded exactly like my dad does when he talks without his dentures in, lolol.

@dancechica 2 жыл бұрын

I'm willing to bet he's at least got partials

@MarnettaAnn 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I watch Steven Colbert it reminds me why he's my celebrity crush, and Evie is a friend in my head

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, Evie is just lovely!

@derricknelson8160 2 жыл бұрын

Hello how you doing

@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын

I hv 2 late nite guys. And their wives r great. I'm sure it has an effect on their shows 🌹💖🌉🦋🇺🇸🌨️❄️🌉💖

@williamcracker7243 2 жыл бұрын

Dear heffa you got low standards

@MarnettaAnn 2 жыл бұрын

@@williamcracker7243 probably... but they are my standards and they don't affect you, so thanks for calling me a heffa... you must be a total prize for your wife 🤢

@georgeclifton8615 2 жыл бұрын

"Crockpot full of balls", my new band name. 🤩

@PurnceNMe 2 жыл бұрын

I can still hear my man laughing in the background and I love it.

@rubendaniel37 2 жыл бұрын

Hello purnce how are you doing

@lovelyskull3483 2 жыл бұрын

“Crockpot full of Balls”😂😂😂, literally I’m crying.

@danigrey442 2 жыл бұрын

Same here, I will never look at a crockpot the same way

@debralambert1475 2 жыл бұрын

Are they covered in sweet+sour sauce?

@mefford67 2 жыл бұрын

@@debralambert1475 *Schweaty balls!* 😘

@HuyNguyen-rg8fv 2 жыл бұрын

"I'll give you my card!" "What? Stand up....no thank you." 😂😂😂

@heavypen 2 жыл бұрын

"You're 2021 and done," and the crowd goes wild. Awesome.

@TheNerdyFosterMom 2 жыл бұрын

the audience is so engaged. Loving it.

@phraydedjez 2 жыл бұрын

Thats gold! That dude that stood up and yelled out, I was LMFAO

@rodrigocantarino4035 2 жыл бұрын

What did he say? I couldnt hear well

@rezadaneshi 2 жыл бұрын

Who said life might not ever go back to normal. Stephen Colbert is all we need

@robc4191 2 жыл бұрын

Well, a functioning government would be nice too.

@rezadaneshi 2 жыл бұрын

@@robc4191 it would certainly be, but it didn’t function before COVID and lockdown either.

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert: Keeping America sane one joke at a time.

@rezadaneshi 2 жыл бұрын

@Isaac Suarez Trump is a joke that keeps on giving for decades even long after he is gone. Don’t you worry about Trump running. If Trump runs, turn out will be enormous and many independents will run and win. Establishment will not let trump run.

@JakobNoone 2 жыл бұрын

@@robc4191 They are America. And you can, too!

@Chillaxin45 2 жыл бұрын

The sex with a wall between bit, hilarious. Love that Mr. Colbert is on stage again and also missing the intimacy of the virtual show. I think only incredible talent (and support) is able to achieve success at both. Congrats on the Peabody - very well deserved.

@larathecool713 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite moment was the little happy dance after the crowd response to the beer joke. It is so obvious that he needs and loves his audience response. If you ever come to australia to do a show i will be right there in the front row.

@alexbelanger259 2 жыл бұрын

Damn Colbert is on fire and having fun in this one.

@CannonFodder873 2 жыл бұрын

"You are......NOT the Tuna" (..and high-fives all around) I'm done.🤣 Glad you're back, Stephen.

@anoniemuss824 2 жыл бұрын

“Nobody is a bigger cry baby… than me.” - Trump, Everyday

@NicholasNRG 2 жыл бұрын

Or Colbert anytime Trump does anything

@rainbowprism6242 2 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasNRG fan of competitive macaque thrower says what?

@josephcannon3938 2 жыл бұрын

@Joe Hiden Hur dur Colbert lame

@pamcheslock838 2 жыл бұрын

@@NicholasNRG TRUMP 30000 lies yes 🙌 IMPRESSED CONNED BY A KNOWN CONMAN YES A CONMAN HIS ENTIRE LIFE

@Themagalorian 2 жыл бұрын

@@pamcheslock838 not half as many lies as o bummer and sleepy joe..

@frejaforrest795 2 жыл бұрын

Every time Stephen mentions his Peabody Award, they should just cut across to Jon Batiste sat at his piano with his Oscar :D

@nashville1510able 2 жыл бұрын

The way stephen doesn’t stop the crowd from booing anymore 😂😂😂he knows they deserve it

@livetime5815 2 жыл бұрын

"No. 45 Denies Targeting Comedians, Insists He'll Be Back In The White House Soon." Donald Trump in: The Turdinator.

@adamf663 2 жыл бұрын

He only lies. His denial is as good as a confession of his guilt.

@NankitaBR 2 жыл бұрын

Since all he does is lie, you just have to inverse this sentence and then you'll get the truth. He insists he targeted comedians and denies the well be back in the white house soon.

@alexbones0001 2 жыл бұрын

wouldn't it be the "2nd TERMinator"

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

He's the terd in the universal toilet that won't flush.

@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын

The only comedian Trump liked in the last four years was the president of Ukraine,until he couldn't come up with a skit about Biden for Trump.

@emmajones9975 2 жыл бұрын

That "No thank you" is till has me laughing

@georgegoughnour1509 2 жыл бұрын

Do they really let ex presidents become janitors at the White House? I had no idea🤣

@Morgan-Wesley-Parker 2 жыл бұрын

Dude been watching this show for years and that has to be the best monologue he’s done, it was the audience I think, it felt like I was watching a stand up routine, brilliant.

@JesperKrogSlot 2 жыл бұрын

For combining comedy with genuine goodness at one of our darkest hours, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert wins a Peabody.

@LeeLee-cp3rv 2 жыл бұрын

Colbert's writers are 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Literally laughed out loud at every joke Edit: 💀💀💀

@bigscoop91 2 жыл бұрын

"Stand up....No thank you!" *DEAD*

@timbeaton5045 2 жыл бұрын

"....physical barriers....like walls!" Never stopped Pyramus and Thisbe!

@coltonblake13 2 жыл бұрын

So...walls bad?

@Turtleproof 2 жыл бұрын

@@coltonblake13 Hardy har, they are a waste of time, labor, and money, just ask Hadrian, Maginot, and others who tried to buy time for a failing nation with a static defense instead of effective civic, economic, military policies. As in every case in history, a practically abandoned wall is easy to sap under, break thru or just go around. Temporary barriers help at concert venues and movie theater ticket lines, tho!

@ashwainthobourne4874 2 жыл бұрын

@@coltonblake13 cjl

@coltonblake13 2 жыл бұрын

@@ashwainthobourne4874 CJB?

@shawnduffy3380 2 жыл бұрын

Oh glory me!

@NGFergalicious 2 жыл бұрын

The energy of this crowd is great!

@Benmc1994 2 жыл бұрын

What they don't show you is the staff with signs telling the crowd when to laugh clap cheer i like the show but it's basically pantomime lol

@JoshuaWillis89 2 жыл бұрын

@@Benmc1994 it’s true that those signs are there, but the crowd isn’t faking this enthusiasm

@ByWhatDesign 2 жыл бұрын

It's not "around a wall," Stephen. NYC is advocating for gloryholes, duh.

@Ylluria 2 жыл бұрын

This had me laughing SO HARD. Thank you for this, Mr. Colbert! 💕💕

@stevebuchmann9868 2 жыл бұрын

So glad they beeped out the word “shit”… while Stephen is ranting about sex parties! 😂😂😂

@JoshSweetvale 2 жыл бұрын

Fascism is illogical. It's a worshipful devotion to ritualized "morality."

@SplendidFellow 2 жыл бұрын

@@JoshSweetvalelol this ain't fascism it's just nonsensical corporate "appropriateness"

@Deathnote2539 2 жыл бұрын

You do realize it's youtube who bleeps them not the actually show? If you watch it on t.v nothing is censored

@SplendidFellow 2 жыл бұрын

@@Deathnote2539 since when does KZfaq "bleep" anything? You can say fuck as many times as you want on KZfaq.

@Caterfree10 2 жыл бұрын

it was the word "fuck" they bleeped out, at least during talking about the teenager's snapchat post. if "shit" was also censored, I completely did not catch it lmao.

@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 жыл бұрын

I really thought that the trying to have sex with a wall between you joke was going to end very differently. Feels like there's a very obvious gag that perhaps CBS censors wouldn't OK.

@boblehmann1644 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a punctured wall is the first thing that popped into my sick mind.

@nickwallette6201 2 жыл бұрын

For some reason, the first thing that occurred to me was the sound of a bird flying into a window.

@DrownedInExile 2 жыл бұрын

"Terry loves walls!" - Brooklyn 99

@WakingRay 2 жыл бұрын

If McConnell was working anywhere but congress, he would've been fired years ago. He's got to go !

@WillRennar 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, April was National Jazz Month and I missed it!?

@2112Nightshift 2 жыл бұрын

"Speaking of things you don't want to smell." Best. Segue. Ever.

@Mjgirl55 2 жыл бұрын

Why does Stephen have 8 million subs and James Corden has 26 million? I love JC but come on people...Stephen is the MAN!

@NorthernSeaWitch 2 жыл бұрын

Because Corden and his writers make bits designed for social media and then put together a show. Stephen and his writers make a show and then put it up on social media. Plus Corden unabashedly and unashamedly courts younger viewers through Carpool Karaoke and other bits like it. Given that the post late night main shows get abysmal actual ratings they really need to get online numbers to help justify their budgets.

@davidbyerly9846 2 жыл бұрын

Not a fan of corden at all. Stephen kills though.

@naomibee8881 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t eat Subway but the “no tuna” tuna - WHAT were people actually eating???

@bluesteel8376 2 жыл бұрын

It is very common in the sea food industry to mislabel. Very common. People like the sound of some fish names and not others, so they just put down the name people want to see. It is really scummy, and gets much worse. Apparently pig butt holes get sold as imitation calamari. look it up.

@TimoRutanen 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently there's a chance that the alleged tuna was processed so much it's not possible to find tuna DNA anymore. After this of course, you can mix in cheaper ingredients, stretching the tuna. If such things as cheaper ingredients than tuna exist.

@christinemusselman5499 2 жыл бұрын

@@bluesteel8376 Another great reason to go vegetarian.

@thesterndragoon9159 2 жыл бұрын

Other kinds of fish. The entire fish industry has a ton of substitutions. Less than 50% of any fish advertised by a restaurant is actually the fish it says it is. And that's ALL restaurants.

@hhairball9 2 жыл бұрын

40 years ago, I used to work for a "health food" sandwich shop that would use about one part canned tuna to ten parts soy filler and mix in mayonnaise. No one ever noticed.

@MTKRAILROAD 2 жыл бұрын

This whole video was a banger! Great show Stephen! The tuna guy, the I'll give my card response. Fantastic

@danhighlander 2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who wishes that the middle part of this monologue was back in the storage room with Evie laughing awkwardly?

@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын

The cutaway to her blushing and covering her mouth because she's laughing so hard is something I'm creating in my mind.... and it's glorious. Love Evie!!!!!!

@RideAcrossTheRiver 2 жыл бұрын

KZfaq is introverts' paradise

@BrendanBeckett 2 жыл бұрын

She should make a reaction channel where she just watches Stephen's monologues.

@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын

@@BrendanBeckett his monologues suck

@BrendanBeckett 2 жыл бұрын

@@sererwr2413 Not when it's just him and Evie.

@kwokmanchung 2 жыл бұрын

The 1-term social media influencer might've got a better chance suing SNL for writing credits and wages. After all, the SNL sketches were 90% his own words.

@sererwr2413 2 жыл бұрын

they were 100% none of his words...

@FiferSkipper 2 жыл бұрын

That has to be one of the best monologues ever! We had to pause it several times to ROFLOL!

@anitagee3362 2 жыл бұрын

Scooby Coup - I love it! I love ALL the nicknames for the EXpresident, they are all applicable! 😆😆😆

@RagingGeekazoid 2 жыл бұрын

For you little kiddies, that impression with the sunglasses was Edward G. Robinson, a Hollywood actor who played gangsters back in the 1930s and '40s.

@leavingitblank9363 2 жыл бұрын

How did Stephen get that wrong?

@maxmoon2254 2 жыл бұрын

And one miscast role as a disgruntled Jew telling Chuck Heston “Where’s your God now Moses ? Mehhhhh.”

@swapshots4427 2 жыл бұрын

I''m so glad you are back in full force.!

@juliegilleland7947 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert YOU ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE! 😂👏🏻😂👏🏻

@francinedick3372 2 жыл бұрын

The audience on his shows are just wild. God, I miss New York City.

@AchronTimeless 2 жыл бұрын

The moment when you realize you've lived a wilder life than Colbert

@TheReal008Zulu 2 жыл бұрын

Ivanka: Who's Daddy? I have never heard of him nor met him before.

@hoodedmountaingoat9624 2 жыл бұрын

Tuna running through a crowd of people, high fiving people killed me. 😆

@CameronBrtnik 2 жыл бұрын

You can see how much Stephen's enjoying being back with a live audience lol. Somehow I'm already getting used to it again!

@notnef 2 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that just waits to go to sleep to watch his monologue on KZfaq?

@sandraritchie1568 2 жыл бұрын

Nope...its zzz"s after this

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 жыл бұрын

It's posted at 9 pm where I am. I ain't waiting to go to sleep!

@anro7137 2 жыл бұрын

Stephen, Seth and Jimmy F. are my nightly companions!

@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын

No you're not.

@katicabogar24 2 жыл бұрын

It’s the first thing i watch after getting home from work….in the UK :)

@jasthebaker 2 жыл бұрын

"the process is rotten" you're damn right Mitch. The process of the senate is rotten because the filibuster still exists.

@KyleHarrisonRedacted 2 жыл бұрын

5:55 wait your city finally recommended glory holes? That was like, Dr. Bonnie Henry's first thing said when BC, Canada entered first lock down 😂

@ThomasNimmesgern 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I'm watching the Late Night show with the audience (after the whole Covid time). Honestly, I prefer the show without the audience. It felt more authentic.