"This -- is one of the most beautiful geese in the country. Observe its refined feathers. How its plumage ruffles in the wind. The gentle movement of its beak. The graceful batting of its eyes. We are proud to present this beautiful goose for the discerning Oregon buyer. Its stateliness, timelessness, and Goose-down touch, will no doubt serve the needs of many generations. To have, to hold, to goose: This is that goose."