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jerma clips that i force my non viewer andy friends to watch
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Күн бұрынfor the wiwieners
i do not own any of the clips
clip creds go to my favorite vtuber jerma985
twitch.tv/jerma985
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@A_Hey 11 ай бұрын
Love how he breakdances whenever he has the opportunity even though it completely breaks his body every time. Dedication.
@DripDrangonhead 11 ай бұрын
Well,he *is* in his 60's. Its a wonder he can still move like that
@Birort 11 ай бұрын
@@DripDrangonhead100 actually he is a vampire
@DripDrangonhead 11 ай бұрын
@@Birort even more of a wonder And that explains why we hardly ever see Sunlight in his room
@Slurptacular64 11 ай бұрын
Not a bit, he actually has a condition that if I’m remembering right is like a spine problem or something that makes moments where he full sends on physical bits even more impressive. Its why sometimes he’ll say ‘that hurts’ after laughing really hard
@DripDrangonhead 11 ай бұрын
@@Slurptacular64 thats typical old man stuff right there
@dexistrash7668 11 ай бұрын
"michelangelo, leonardo, davinci" hits so hard every time
@johnomacian5586 11 ай бұрын
I love how he says Leonardo, Davici like it’s 2 different people
@Shmethan 11 ай бұрын
He's just a based TMNT enjoyer
@mygills3050 11 ай бұрын
I REMAIN
@skipmanghondarg 11 ай бұрын
YOU UNDERSTAND?!
@lighth7h-im3gd 11 ай бұрын
STGGG
@mythcat1273 11 ай бұрын
I love how one of the ballfondlers joined the among us room just to point at jerma and then leave, like a ghost of sins commited long ago, haunting him.
@derphunk5338 Ай бұрын
The ghost of Banquo.
@Aiden-ww5pr 27 күн бұрын
@@derphunk5338+2
@atonedudeatsnotsubscribed8313 11 күн бұрын
@@derphunk5338this is what Shakespeare intended when he wrote macbeth
@bradman7281 11 ай бұрын
1:54 dude the absolute accuracy of those plastic squeaks caught me so offguard I actually thought he WAS plastic today
@borostanca 11 ай бұрын
today??
@atijohn8135 11 ай бұрын
@@borostanca every day is today if you don't need to sleep
@Foamypeon 11 ай бұрын
He's so good at it
@Piggles64099 11 ай бұрын
@@atijohn8135that’s deep wtf
@masterofthetear8138 10 ай бұрын
oh he is
@redsona3010 11 ай бұрын
23:25 I love how he forgot about the guy he JUST killed cause he got distracted and started playing with a computer mouse
@eefstiddy 11 ай бұрын
Any chance you know what game he's playing here
@Bob960012 11 ай бұрын
@@eefstiddyhalf-life alyx, I believe
@anactualseagull5980 11 ай бұрын
@@Bob960012 It is
@eefstiddy 11 ай бұрын
@@Bob960012 ty
@catpurrito5586 Ай бұрын
he gotta have fun
@Cerulium 11 ай бұрын
I like how he says Leonardo and DaVinci like they're two different people
@eldonad Ай бұрын
Maybe he was referring to DiCaprio, which is strange because he is not dead as far as I know, but then again is he really ?
@IsaacRedWo0d Ай бұрын
@@eldonadno, he was talking about da vinci and leonardo the turtle
@justsomeguyonyoutube7717 Ай бұрын
1:23 im extremely scared because it saying "i remain" kind of implies it lived in the same era as them
@thecatrooms Ай бұрын
SCP-985
@RADZIO895 Ай бұрын
"it"
@helldog Ай бұрын
That means he's the fourth turtle
@davemillr Ай бұрын
it
@Erizo_ 24 күн бұрын
jerma lore
@parknplay8328 11 ай бұрын
24:38 This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen him do, like just imagining this scenario in real life cracks me up
@anusername8350 11 ай бұрын
THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY! *Yeets through window*
@Samanthnyaa Ай бұрын
I just laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes, my family came rushing in thinking I was having an asthma attack.
@Phoenix0F8 11 ай бұрын
12:12 the literal experience of spending several hours with random strangers in any online game from the mid 2010s
@janefkrbtt 10 ай бұрын
it really had that "end of the raid you were a last second add, for one of your guild mate's friend group" vibe
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
"Well, so long as you're long enough to reach the floor, you should be fine." - Seaman
@surkey5055 11 ай бұрын
Sound advice
@jeremyphaeton1520 11 ай бұрын
Semen
@phonegloomy 11 ай бұрын
lets gooo south park 😁
@mamaluigi6949 11 ай бұрын
8:33 no one would've known bro... you didn't have to tell us
@RiskySimonK4Z Ай бұрын
Jerma has this problem where he says stuff that incriminates him
@Fr0styEmper0r 26 күн бұрын
@@RiskySimonK4Z"Coolsvile sucks" andy
@Brecornaut 11 ай бұрын
"I'm a living painting. Michaelangelo, Leonardo DaVinci, they're all dead. You understand? I'm performance! I'm culture!" Is an outstanding quote
@iumasz6088 11 ай бұрын
*Michaelangelo, Leonardo, DaVinci He is talking about Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a different Leonardo.
@4rumani 11 ай бұрын
He didn't say that lol
@Brecornaut 11 ай бұрын
@@4rumanisomewhat misconstrued, but roughly the same thing
@Ari-8449 11 ай бұрын
"I remain!" -jerma
@noyz-anything 11 ай бұрын
@@iumasz6088 he meant leonardo dicaprio actually
@thebracc1835 11 ай бұрын
I was watching this on my balcony when he said “Pregnancy test in my mouth” and I got shot the weirdest look from the dude walking below
@MassiveMaleMonkey 10 ай бұрын
It wasn't because of the quote it's because he knew you were watching jerma
@synissent 11 ай бұрын
i love how a clip started with "no im not going to eat bugs and that is the END of that conversation" and ends with him detailing his handsome doctor fantasies to smooth music
@Lemon_Sage9999 11 ай бұрын
The sheer timing on the typing zombies clip "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@elpedro7910 Ай бұрын
"dead witches" is not too far from soda-soaked "dead switches" he got, too
@christmasdespacito2505 11 ай бұрын
21:00 jerma is the only man who can fight himself live on stream
@18skeltor 11 ай бұрын
and lose
@gibby2469 Ай бұрын
@18skeltor nice pfp!
@spookylolbit 11 ай бұрын
half the chat during the bug eating bit was commenting "medic x scout"
@Boxscape_VR 10 ай бұрын
9:47 little did jerma know he was in an apartment and on the top floor. he fell 87 feet and died. rip ❤
@SnobbyBird_ 4 күн бұрын
He just casually forgot
@potatosordfighter666 11 ай бұрын
22:20 I do this. Every monday at 3pm pacific time (4pm mountain) I give him positive thoughts because I want him to succeed. I love Jermany
@skriller7102 11 ай бұрын
Jermaica
@campbell1232 Ай бұрын
I'll join your cause
@serpentdog 11 ай бұрын
jerma is like if a fictional character entered the real world
@parknplay8328 10 ай бұрын
This implies that jerma exists in the real world and that’s just incorrect
@serpentdog 10 ай бұрын
it’s just a hypothetical don’t worry
@bauscheusse Ай бұрын
Jerma's reaction to 'The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku' is so real, that was my legit first reaction to hearing that song as well.
@onii-chain 11 ай бұрын
ballfondler being a reocurring character is crazy how did he get in their lobby LMAo
@Jummy 10 ай бұрын
9:46 why does he live in a middle place between world and time
@ohsqueep Ай бұрын
void dweller andy
@gynxlynx 11 ай бұрын
Everyone prey for my boy jerma, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just wants to see a dove
@bonessai 11 ай бұрын
oh I’m preying on him alright
@phonegloomy 11 ай бұрын
PREY???
@NewportNibbler 10 ай бұрын
*_We're all his prey._* It's only a matter of time.
@ohsqueep Ай бұрын
i'm sorry, this typo made me read this comment like 'everyone is prey for my boy jerma.' like we're all just prey animals for him
@davemillr Ай бұрын
@@bonessai real
@user-le3oe2sf5v Ай бұрын
the clip where he goes "oooo!" then applies chapstick for 40 minutes in silence is KILLING me
@CallofFreaky 11 ай бұрын
6:53 omg this clip 😭🙏🏼
@Lemon_Sage9999 11 ай бұрын
It cut too soon lmao 😂 him trying to find the source of the dick
@PD_CĪPHĒR 11 ай бұрын
"WHY!?"
@leokun8523 11 ай бұрын
10:48 minecraft ahh eating sfx
@slushii4230 11 ай бұрын
15:22 NO JOKE WE PLAYED MONSTER MASH WHILE WE WERE CARRYING MY GRANDMAS CASKET TO HER GRAVE
@xD00TD00Tx 11 ай бұрын
YOU WHAT? *said like Plankton*
@Vagrant7z 10 ай бұрын
6:09 you skipped the best part of this clip after he spilled his beer on his keyboard and it starts taking hundreds of screenshots lagging the game to the point where he had to stop playing and end the stream.
@mikeylikesit525 Ай бұрын
do you know what game it is?
@Vagrant7z Ай бұрын
@@mikeylikesit525 The Typing of the Dead: Overkill
@mikeylikesit525 Ай бұрын
@@Vagrant7z slay tyy
@DCactivity 11 ай бұрын
dick on the wall has got to be one of the all time greats
@bossman-jk9tl 11 ай бұрын
25:20 Very freaky, Jerma IS indeed a virgo
@sososo1704 11 ай бұрын
He told the fish thing his birthday before that clip
@bossman-jk9tl 11 ай бұрын
@@sososo1704 Ohh lmao
@clubbedpenguin. 11 ай бұрын
I love how he gets stuck in a timeloop 21:15
@rooroo9216 6 ай бұрын
Where was it he ended up on holiday?
@_letstartariot Ай бұрын
22:58 it’s the perfect opportunity to do a scientific experiment on prayer, he has a massive fan base. His logic is FLAWLESS.
@mlokgerm 11 ай бұрын
Can’t believe I’m saying this but this is genuinely the best Jerma clips compilation I’ve seen so far. Good job???
@booghost357 11 ай бұрын
YES OMG THE "CAN U BUY THIS DIAMOND" CLIP I NEVER SEE ANYONE USE IT EVER ITS MY FAVORITE 😍😍
@Ari-8449 11 ай бұрын
9:08 that just happened and i exhaled audibly
@Dabednego Ай бұрын
Vegas Stakes was such a chaotic stream, he literally drove himself insane with greed
@thinkingname7569 11 ай бұрын
Jerma's chat feels like stand-up comedy
@doedoe9576 10 ай бұрын
LMAO YES starting the video off with that clip of him just turning into a pair of legs swinging around and then the fuckin FREEZE FRAME it’s one of my favorites
@Happyish123 10 ай бұрын
26:26 my guy your lips CAN NOT be chapped anymore-
@keymango 11 ай бұрын
I showed this video to my girlfriend and she said, 5 minutes in, “Babe, turn this off, he’s scaring me 😢”
@stormhawkdude 11 ай бұрын
So what I'm hearing is there's a girl that's looking for a rebound after her break-up
@keymango 11 ай бұрын
@@stormhawkdude That’s a bold assumption considering she’s now my fiancée but there’s another girl for you out there! :-)
@zavtparticles6828 Ай бұрын
My sister is in that same pool, jerma terrifies her for some reason.
@stupidmango4036 6 күн бұрын
What kinda childish human being says that about a video of a guy talking. I get it's funny how weird he is but, anyone who acts like that is such an underdebeloped person.
@theduck7346 11 ай бұрын
I love how he counts Leonardo and Davinci as two seperate artists
@Evans808 10 ай бұрын
Jerma using a Scout figurine for himself is the most meta thing he's ever done, amazing writing.
@NicoleHam 10 ай бұрын
25:03 seamen shots fired
@Dabednego Ай бұрын
He swallowed it
@NexusSpacey Ай бұрын
How intergrated must one be to say: "non-viewer andy friends"
@voidlessvoid6206 11 ай бұрын
The performance artist clip is my literal favorite I recite it all the time
@Mr_Spaghetti 11 ай бұрын
Anyone when you show them a Jerma clip without them knowing Jerma’s whole deal: 30:27
@ratsandsoup 11 ай бұрын
thank you for showing ones that i haven’t watched like 70 times 🐜🐜🐜 you are an angel
@thinkingname7569 11 ай бұрын
I wish he could be my little jester
@ChancioGames 11 ай бұрын
every time I see a video like this, I'm like "oh yeah maybe this will be a good reference video to get my friends into Jerma" every time I am oh so mistaken
@icewater6841 Ай бұрын
2:21 absolutely RANCID streamer PUKES on stream and blames it on CHOKING
@Cerulium 11 ай бұрын
6:18 I thought that said fish heritage at first
@_burningshadow_8010 11 ай бұрын
That one chat member really jedi mind-tricked jerma with two words
@rtol-1105 11 ай бұрын
This actually contains clips I havent seen before how crazy
@OleVinny 11 ай бұрын
"Michelangelo, Leonardo, da Vinci... they're all dead"
@necrobynerton7384 11 ай бұрын
24:20 jerma beatboxing just cursed that rhythm is hard to pull off
@firelion3487 Ай бұрын
Incredible clip compilation, the way you do continuity between some of them is nifty
@germwarfares 11 ай бұрын
oH Oh oH Oh
@3spoons366 11 ай бұрын
1:04 Why the moans Jeremiah?
@duane6386 11 ай бұрын
He’s zerking off
@Dangle-Oaf 11 ай бұрын
This is one of the best clip videos I've seen, great job!
@Bowserjr2002 11 ай бұрын
I like how I knew it was ending when small enemy spider came on. 10/10
@iainmaclean4872 11 ай бұрын
30:06 is one of my favorite jerma moments, and streams!
@ieatbeescontactme501 11 ай бұрын
what stream was this from?
@tiredmann 11 ай бұрын
@@ieatbeescontactme501Jerma subrosa stream with friends
@258thHiGuy 10 ай бұрын
0:42 facesitting andy
@beardeagaming3740 Ай бұрын
i love that the video sometimes changes pov of jermas as if theyre different ones
@Willow1w 11 ай бұрын
that's me. non viewer andy
@Mara_1337 Ай бұрын
This is for me! I am a non-viewer. I've only seen compilations of him hahaha But also, he IS a performance artist. His streams are not polished, not super high concept and branded. They are a little scuff and whack and he instantly make a bit out of thin air and perform. That is the rare breed of streamer, who is actually a full-bodied entertainer. Compared to the sea of social media workers, there are only few like him.
@aLesbianStaccato 11 ай бұрын
Jerma would be a green ranger.
@augustdubrovskiy2795 Ай бұрын
1:30 that very voice recording of a crazy narcissistic character with a good story in a video games
@grimaceschromosomes 11 ай бұрын
that pizza was crispy as fuck
@earelevant Ай бұрын
if the monster mash isnt played at my funeral then nothing was worth it
@creature-materialiser Ай бұрын
the two famous renaissance painters: leonardo and da vinci
@mintpalmer 6 күн бұрын
*spills drink on keyboard* game: "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf"
@crepette1396 11 ай бұрын
Every time I see Jerma I have no fucking idea of what's going on, even with context
@walnzell9328 11 ай бұрын
27:42 Leonardo da Vinci coming up with ideas for the Vitruvian Man. (Keep in mind the man may have been secretly homosexual)
@ssgoko88 11 ай бұрын
If he was homosexual it wasn't a secret. We just don't know. He also may have dressed up like a lady, he may have not even existed!
@r3n837 24 күн бұрын
When he starts moaning in autotune that shit got me dying😭😭
@jiggybiggychungus8878 11 ай бұрын
I can't believe you let the kissing part between Otto and Jerma in Half Life Alyx out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@frododododo 11 ай бұрын
Why is he shaped like a cone
@TGVBT640 11 ай бұрын
as a person who doesn't watch him, i can confirm this is what i see him as
@slynthrax Ай бұрын
I've seen so many Jerma clips without watching any of his content. It's beautiful not having any context.
@robbie2000able 7 күн бұрын
28:38 you can tell its his fantasy because of how red he is lol
@disastermaster974 Ай бұрын
I love how the infamous ballfondler said "No balls" right as Jerma called out his name 11:50
@stupidmango4036 6 күн бұрын
Ballfondler being Jerma's nemesis and simultaneously a ghost that haunts him
@dizzythegreat Ай бұрын
"Is the bird an android too?" I think that would be something else. Avioid?
@ashleyking8851 11 ай бұрын
TENNNNN DOLLAAARS
@5uperM 11 ай бұрын
great compilation.
@moonicous1304 Ай бұрын
him falling out of the window has me in tears
@captstuben5143 11 ай бұрын
Gotta make sure I'm keeping my Andy's up
@Riku-Leela Ай бұрын
He's easily the best streamer that has existed
@The-Mossy-Grotto Ай бұрын
2:12 "OMG I HOPE ITS HAWAII" 😂😂😂
@menendez6218 11 ай бұрын
18:32 whats the name of this game?? Okay i found it its another brick in the mall
@Gorgovoid173 11 ай бұрын
You mean bathroom?
@magnusgray4136 11 ай бұрын
7:48 my pre roll kicked at the same time this played 😭😭😭
@alexofsanik 11 ай бұрын
SMALL ENEMY SPIDER WAS JERMA?!??!?!???
@saamsteals420 11 ай бұрын
I don't know how but I Instincually tapped on the video without seeing the title or thumbnail while focused on another video title
@Mandude4200 12 күн бұрын
I asked one of my friends what they thought of Jerma, and he said“I don’t like that guy. He overwhelms me. He makes my palms sweat.” I love Jerma
@FatherMcKenzie66 11 ай бұрын
GAY STREET
@saltinefromindiana 11 ай бұрын
Why was Jerma dressed like a youth group pastor during the magic trick?
@LatedawnsandEarlysunsets 11 ай бұрын
This video was amazing!! 😭❤️
@quollstar 15 күн бұрын
i feel like compilations never explain the full payoff to the tsp tarantula one because the full giant thin is so awesome
@Squish_Squash Ай бұрын
I love watching these videos as someone who doesn't watch jerma bc I cannot tell y'all how utterly insane this man seems from JUST these clips alone
@eddylequeer8549 11 ай бұрын
25:05 My biggest brag in life is that me and jerma have the same birthday (we are virgo cusps) September 22 !!
@ThKingSquirrel 11 ай бұрын
Happy birthday B)
@meyague 14 күн бұрын
cusps don't exist.
@mooj269 5 күн бұрын
21:58 man disciplines bag of potato chips
@kitten6481 11 ай бұрын
best jerma comp ngl