Jerma takes an innocent cow and turns it into a menace Jerma: twitch.tv/jerma985 #Jerma985 #jerma
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@makenshao98862 ай бұрын
I think one of my favorite things about this is that he raised his pet so poorly that the moment that the tutorial lady stops having plot armor Jerma's pet IMMEDIATELY kills her.
@deecomposerr2 ай бұрын
jerma throwing the nonbeliever off a cliff and then getting confused and upset when he dies is so in-character, his writers did a good job this episode
@_Lumiere_2 ай бұрын
A fickle deity
@SirMatthew2 ай бұрын
"He's out of control!" *refuses to control him*
@TeamSprocket2 ай бұрын
Average Dog Whisperer episode
@lonesavior22 күн бұрын
We've tried nothing, and we're all out of options!
@spoon53072 ай бұрын
pants: pogged
@malicmarrow47262 ай бұрын
mogers
@piemon222222 ай бұрын
"People are just having sex and stuff? What's going on?" - Jerma roleplaying as God
@sonsofisstvan16752 ай бұрын
God after banishing Adam and Eve from the Garden
@allien.77714 күн бұрын
@@sonsofisstvan1675 LMFAOO
@39Fanclub2 ай бұрын
How did he manage to create the WORST creature son with such a simple system of slap = scold, pet = praise
@_Lumiere_2 ай бұрын
Children take after their parents
@SpecialInterestShow2 ай бұрын
To be fair, being violent to children (including spanking) just leads to children being angry and unruly and possibly traumatized. Also I think Jerma saw it similar to like, slapping a dog lol
@PointsofData2 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow I get your point but the game isn't coded for the creature to have trauma
@SpecialInterestShow2 ай бұрын
@@PointsofData the game isn't, but our brains are most often coded with empathy, so we struggle sometimes even in games 🤷
@chinggiskhanvevo65892 ай бұрын
@@SpecialInterestShow yeah but that wasn't the point though
@humanratteler97602 ай бұрын
Jerma would discipline bad children with a Disney vacation
@Dorito_Djinn2 ай бұрын
I love how Jerma knew this stream would be a smash hit before the game even started
@jermiahenjoyer2 ай бұрын
He doesn't know
@kevinsteel78752 ай бұрын
"Alright, it's time to breed" -Jeremy Elbertson
@twingolord2 ай бұрын
"Everybody is going to breed" -Jeremy Elebertson
@gobbo19172 ай бұрын
'It's heretical to zerk off' -*Jeremy 'BREED-DADDY' Elbertson*
@Lavassin2 ай бұрын
The AI in this game for the time that it came out was insane. Like your creature can literally grow its own personality and you can see it in the way they act. This game was so ahead of its time
@niksin9941Ай бұрын
Especially 1:05:20
@club277228 күн бұрын
Um I would say it still is. Don’t know if I’ve ever seen procedural personality in any modern game.
@weneedaladder838417 күн бұрын
@@club2772 what would you say about games like Wildermyth or Rimworld? How do they compare?
@allien.77714 күн бұрын
ikr, how they got jerma to algorithmically grow his personality is insane for its time
@Kenwood7092 ай бұрын
Im subbed to at least five different jerma edit channels and this one has been the best for months now.
@sombrero672702 ай бұрын
tell me which please, I'm new to this. I watched all of skye4 before this one.
@TheUnicornChicken2 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 There's also @golden_winged8736 & @Pythanoc for these really long edits (1h+ up to like....9h lol). They're not really active anymore, but they still have a bunch of really good edits you won't find anywhere else. For the much shorter edits you should already know about Cheltie, but it's really worth watching the longer versions from the aforementioned channels.
@Ry-mj2eb2 ай бұрын
dumptruck
@stevejames7712 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270 dumptruck, skye4, cheltie, 2ndJerma, Pythanoc, Golden_Winged, Superdazza off the top of my head
@SuperCompany0072 ай бұрын
@@sombrero67270cheltie makes the best medium length edits while dumptruck makes the best long edits. 2nd jerma if you want short ones
@MegaCoolGuy6.92 ай бұрын
I like how he treats the creature like a toddler
@andreamikoda96572 ай бұрын
That lady is literally gate keeping god??? Love how she struts out.
@allien.77714 күн бұрын
only to immediately get eaten once the tutorial no longer needs her 💀
@Sataesim2 ай бұрын
game's narrator sounds like he's about to ask if i got any potions or food
@ShadowRulah2 ай бұрын
Same studio
@samkruse3351Ай бұрын
Brrrring bring.. hero your health is low.. Do you have any potions? Or food?.. Watch that now
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler2 ай бұрын
Psycho streamer PLAYS GOD and forces NEWBORN son to DEVOUR INNOCENT CIVILIANS
@SpecialInterestShow2 ай бұрын
Creature: * causes trouble everywhere, literally eats people * Jerma after teaching Creature "fireball": "oh no why would he do this? How could we have anticipated this?"
@hmnsdnssx2 ай бұрын
"your creature is trying to show you how it's feeling!" the creature: throwing lightning balls and crates and groups of women and children
@_Lumiere_2 ай бұрын
Your creature is feeling a little calamitous
@gwitch2 ай бұрын
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EDIT OF THIS FOR SO LOOOOOOONG
@salieriii2 ай бұрын
Do you happen to know when he streamed this? Like what year?
@Reac22 ай бұрын
2nd Jerma had decent ones ,but they totalled much shorter than this
@nynaeve2 ай бұрын
@@salieriii It was January 2020
@gwitch2 ай бұрын
@@Reac2They were all right but the short length of the official channel always put me off. These streams are 6+ hours and the best they can do is 20 minutes? Cmaaaahn.
@salieriii2 ай бұрын
@@nynaeve Thanks! ⛄️
@DabednegoАй бұрын
Throwing a dead body in front of his son and shouting “LEARN” is giving “Repeatedly yelling ‘Heaven’ at a dying baby fish.”
@CraaazySteeeve2 ай бұрын
Jerma throwing a kid down a hill because they wont work is so god damn funny
@vyrotic1682 ай бұрын
Oh man, i would play this game with my mum and she would endlessly throw the people into the ocean and laugh
@errorcopythat2 ай бұрын
this just proves chat is the devil on jeremy's shoulder
@PointsofData2 ай бұрын
You had doubts until now?
@gwitchАй бұрын
"You killed him!" *three minutes pass of Jerma staring at the corpse* "W-wait, he's dead???"
@casikle2 ай бұрын
my life revolves around jerma edits
@goongalass930Ай бұрын
we've failed u as a society
@sethr.c10652 ай бұрын
I saw this game in a magazine along with Rome: Total War when I was a kid. It's that "you can do ANYTHING!" Game that every kid wants to play
@guggycatАй бұрын
Imagine bowing your head in fervent prayer only to hear your god giggle and say “nerd neck”
@wzrd.74712 ай бұрын
Absolutely unbelievable the jermamite soul is nourished over and over again. Bless you tuber
@moltenchocolate97252 ай бұрын
1:22 that intro cinematic goes so fucking hard
@jamiebinger35062 ай бұрын
I loved this game as a kid and have never been able to find a working version of it or the sequel as an adult
@generodidtheedit2 ай бұрын
there are ways of playing it even black and white 1, but it can be alittle tricky to setup, there are guides out there that you can follow. It sucks that it isn't available on gog for example.
@devindieckmann92022 ай бұрын
I looked it up on an abandonware site where i got b&w 1 and Sims 2
@TheMrBadPanda2 ай бұрын
pretty sure its on myabandonware
@artificialivan89572 ай бұрын
@@generodidtheedit Can you link one of the guides please? I only find ones that are in russian
@generodidtheedit2 ай бұрын
@@artificialivan8957 i'm pretty sure i followed a guide i saw here on youtube, kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bLyFoMp_tJaUYYU.html Not sure if that video specifically is the one im thinking of, but i remember it was not free from errors on my part and had to do some googling on error messages i got but maybe you have more luck than i did. I was eventually able to play both the first & second. :)
@lavaking2 ай бұрын
Wow i didn't realize just how much the 2ndjerma edits left out of this series. Thank you for this!
@Rex-qx2ko2 ай бұрын
1:09:30 "run get out of here!" "ok" *proceeds to stand still* how does he do it?!
@NyanchsPageАй бұрын
Can't get over Jerma getting his pet cow and immediately beating the shit out of it.
@Lux_Ferox2 ай бұрын
dumptruck has 100% peeped the horror and lived to tell the tale.
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar2 ай бұрын
16:47 has me in tears
@JacobPlays1362 ай бұрын
"He's a little frightened" *Smack smack smack*
@lloona99482 ай бұрын
FUCK YES, IVE WANTED A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM FOREVER AND YOUR EDITS ROCK!!! THANK YOUUUU
@gobbo19172 ай бұрын
14:03 'resident breeder' is my favorite survival horror game
@ephemeral7729Ай бұрын
me when i see ada wong: resident breeder
@thefish6682 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is going to haunt me 😊
@Til_What2 ай бұрын
I see new Jerma long edit, I click. Thanks for uploading.
@mantidream8179Ай бұрын
I am convinced the divine creature was programmed with Jerma as the target audience. He loves it, truly
@MyNameHere1012 ай бұрын
23:53 A cow with a moral conflict 😂
@hallowchef2 ай бұрын
Pants: Shidded Face: Pogged
@judtt2 ай бұрын
Pants: Pogged Face: Shidded
@tanoiason2 ай бұрын
Face: pantsed Pog: Shidded
@not_applicable2 ай бұрын
Shid: Faced Pog: Pantsed
@Motuochez2 ай бұрын
never heard of this game before, but this is definitely perfect for jerma's shenanigans
@Lavassin2 ай бұрын
This game was my whole childhood. Thanks for the edit ass man
@gabrieldelorenzo65232 ай бұрын
this is one of my fave jerma streams, but i forgot about it till now. thanks for the edit and the reminder to put this on my jerma top tier playlist
@kalebwhite92122 ай бұрын
Another edit from the goat!
@azimaini2 ай бұрын
watch the stream, watched the edit, still gonna watch the long edit. jerma my love once and forever. as long as i can hear your voice again
@k3salieri2 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the stealth section again. Lol
@TransponderSnail2 ай бұрын
“Deciple breeder” … “audio jungle”
@AManWithAVoice2 ай бұрын
I love watching this guy play...too bad he's a figment of our imagination
@farsalor26272 ай бұрын
Please. we need the rest.
@firetarrasque46672 ай бұрын
Jerma’s Evil Son was an incredible character.
@hallucihatea.k.a.meltmute352 ай бұрын
2:06:44 !Strike!
@SaltyFrenchFries2 ай бұрын
"My name is not Michael, it is GOD."
@TheUnicornChicken2 ай бұрын
bro i just shat my pants
@Cow80y2 ай бұрын
28:13
@googleisawful99872 ай бұрын
Goated game, goated streamer and goated editor! Thanks for this!
@theory9952 ай бұрын
Thanks for uploading these, they're great edits.
@bootlegsnoopy2 ай бұрын
I cannot imagine a reality where someone would actually ResidentSleeper this game
@Mandyproject32 ай бұрын
Dump truck out here doing gods work😩
@hunter7104562 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that I wanted to see this edited yesterday lol thank you! 🎉
@niksin9941Ай бұрын
The psycho jerma IMMEDIATELY punches his pet cow once he gets to pet it
@jwilham2 ай бұрын
havnt laughed that hard in a long time.
@xxscribbledragonxx9744Ай бұрын
36:39 the fact he makes the sound EXACTLY is insane
@zog8482Ай бұрын
the horse standing idle and making that noise actually made me shed tears from laughing too hard
@boogieb90732 ай бұрын
one of my favorite steams ever. you should edit the hulk ultimate destruction stream next, its the origin of the reddit room.
@xnotasweatx2 ай бұрын
Adding this to my long jerma videos playlist
@gmodAus32 ай бұрын
Thank you dumptruck for blessing us once again
@TheArachnoBot2 ай бұрын
I just pogged my pants
@thebigidea9659Ай бұрын
"I've come to save you." "I declare war on you!"
@Bluepheonix05132 ай бұрын
I POGGED MY PANTS WHEN DUMPTRUCK UPLOADED
@cowcat8124Ай бұрын
The voice of Sable the Creature Trainer reminds me of the "Turn the Wonderbook to the front cover" lady
@zaragarden2 ай бұрын
30:57 Jermas son shits everywhere 51:40 Baby rage 59:34 Jermas son shits everywhere AGAIN 1:02:12 Panic attack 2:00:54 What have I become ahh moment
@gobbo19172 ай бұрын
16:50 actual father moment
@HerraHissi2 ай бұрын
"Jerma the Pitbull owner"
@amp41052 ай бұрын
MUST BUILD HOMES
@phibse89652 ай бұрын
He was absolutely right about the stream being a smash hit, I LOVED this stream
@renkuroo2 ай бұрын
When youre so early that theres no part 2 yet 😩😩
@jorj13572 ай бұрын
your computer must be really fast to render jermas 3d model and voice! it's almost like he's real
@RorrumaoАй бұрын
Thanks for the high quality edits, Mr. Truck. Cheltie cannot begin to compete with thieir disjointed and obsessive editing style.
@sillylittlemonkey7130Ай бұрын
One of the best game streams ever lmao
@SkeIIum2 ай бұрын
49:40 the cursed part of Island 1.
@GurtjrАй бұрын
Jerma's voice for the creature is just adam sandler
@SpecialInterestShow2 ай бұрын
59:25 that's it Jerma jr... Hide the evidence...
@FlekyJekyАй бұрын
Khazar: "Fart. I like that name."
@joyestik88352 ай бұрын
B&W EDIT POGGERS
@nynaeve2 ай бұрын
god bless you dumptruck. I love this stream
@gabeitch91422 ай бұрын
Been waiting for
@alekseynet44212 ай бұрын
21:10 😯
@kelp68562 ай бұрын
cant wait for pt 2!!! love ur edits!!
@k3salieri2 ай бұрын
Holy jesus. FINALLY!!
@Sweagerz2 ай бұрын
i CRIED laughing when he accidentally beat the f out of his creature instead of stroking it at 16:50 omggggggg . amazing
@sonsofisstvan16752 ай бұрын
I literally started watching the vod with chat of this I’m pogging
@ianomalley6100Ай бұрын
i remember going from PC games like pajama sam and putt putt saves the zoo to THIS. i was way outta my league and i think i barely ever made it off tutorial island
@mirhan17692 ай бұрын
thank you dumptruck
@johnwill41932 ай бұрын
Jerma’s face fits too well into that gremlin…
@stinkiepopsicle2242 ай бұрын
the president: 31:41
@DingusMuffin2 ай бұрын
I love this game so much
@ConnioJudah2 ай бұрын
This stream was hilarious
@sltrskid2 ай бұрын
28:19 is one of the funniest things i've seen holy shit