Explaining SLAANESH To My Girlfriend

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9 ай бұрын

Pleasure for pleasure's sake! Today we learn about Slaanesh and their legion of daemons!
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@NUMBSKULLS 9 ай бұрын

Yo I got totally mixed up when talking about emotions and chaos. Emotions create the Chaos Gods, not the other way around. Thanks for watching! We had a lot of fun with this one! See if you can find all the easter eggs I put in! Support us here: www.patreon.com/Numbskulls / Tip Jar: ko-fi.com/numbskulls Check out my girlfriend's stuff: @karilynnedavies / twitter.com/KarilynneDavies

@Thought_Processing_ 9 ай бұрын

As a side note the chaos gods simply represent and feed on the emotions they represent. Pleasure and pain existed before Slaanesh it’s just that the elder muderfucked so hard that there was an excess of pain and pleasure that it eventually reached a critical mass and birthed Slaanesh. In theory if their was so little pleasure in the galaxy Slaanesh would lose power and eventually dissipate back into the warp. Same applies with the other Chaos gods.

@bobsterclause342 9 ай бұрын

come on man the lying caused by them oonly, without the emotions the entities dont exist, but withot the entities the emotions exist. they induce the motions, but it work without them

@EdwinCaldwellBills 9 ай бұрын

I know how to beat slaanesh we need to revive the no horny dog

@nicholasogburn7746 9 ай бұрын

Yup - there are those (Malcador) who see them not as embodiments or deities, but by-products and parasites that have gained far too much power.

@nicholasogburn7746 9 ай бұрын

Although, who knows? The 40 K universe is full of lies, misunderstandings, zealotry, and half truths. There’s a bunch of prophets of chaos who would very very much agree with what you said originally. Maybe they are lying to get more converts. Maybe the imperium is lying, using a scorched earth tactic to win against chaos at any cost. Maybe they all are as integral to reality and emotion, as some claim, and the truth of that is just too sick and sad to bear, so it gets denied. Blessed be the mind too small for doubt, after all.

@GokuVHomosexualThoughts 9 ай бұрын

He was a khornite boy. She was a slaneshy girl. There love was forbidden but it was a tale as old as time.

@theonewhouploadsnothing1704 9 ай бұрын

All according to tzenntch’s plan

@NumbingDisasterAnon 9 ай бұрын

Sadly very lowly rates by the Nurgle Board of Review

@Metal_Maoist 9 ай бұрын

Disagree on the "forbidden" part tbh. You can't call yourself a true follower of Slaanesh if you *don't* secretly want to fuck all of you mortal enemies really, really bad

@panther-nk2hn 9 ай бұрын

@@NumbingDisasterAnon That's a whole new kind of Rotten Tomatoes.

@adventurer3288 9 ай бұрын

@@Metal_MaoistKhorne definitely hates slaanesh though

@5doc334 9 ай бұрын

Can you imagine one of the space marines to report that their entire squad was ripped apart by a single demon of slanesh that looked like a cute ballon boy.

@noobatgames3321 9 ай бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238a kid who has balloons or is giveing balloons?

@panther-nk2hn 9 ай бұрын

@@noobatgames3321 Dear God, I hope that's what it is.

@kapmando 9 ай бұрын

I have determined who is getting sacrificed to the Emperor before they can demoralize the whole empire.

@charluu1929 9 ай бұрын

They probably got used to hearing that by now

@Joseph_Drew_III 7 ай бұрын

@goldenfiberwheat238 It takes your batteries

@wyattbooth6372 9 ай бұрын

Emotions don't need chaos to exist, chaos just needs emotions to exist. Blanks have emotions without having a warp presence.

@Bluecho4 9 ай бұрын

^This. The Chaos gods are not the progenitors of their respective emotions. They're merely what happens when so much emotion is shunted into the Warp by the subconscious of living creatures. They accumulate and congeal until those emotions coalesce into A Guy (or A Non-Binary, in Slaanesh's case). They are fed and sustained by emotions - they are "Of" those passions - rather than their source. If Khorne perished in the Warp today, the galaxy would continue to feel anger. Over a long enough period, a new Khorne might coalesce into existence. Or something broadly similar.

@dittmar104 9 ай бұрын

Yes this for sure. The eldar were definitely having fun and joy before slaanesh was born. Emotion breeds chaos, chaos causes change, changes trigger emotion response. It’s a cycle but it isn’t a close cycle.

@NameIsDoc 9 ай бұрын

@@Bluecho4 chaos gods are not the body but rather the cancer in the realm of souls. They technically the things they claim to represent but twisted to their extremes. If slanesh dies tomorrow you would still have your emotions and excess but not to the point you'd be willing to rip your eyes out to experience the pain of it.

@ashardalondragnipurake 9 ай бұрын

blanks are generally a lot less emotional the normal people also not fully empty of soul since you can burn them out and for the eldar, thats assuming linear time

@EugenTemba 9 ай бұрын

What if they aren't the origins of emotions nor merely feeding on them, but what if they are those emotions? I thought they were pools of sentient ideas, thus they could actually be emotions on a fundamental level.

@kokaomf 9 ай бұрын

Tzeench is a master gamer. He knows how to play Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

@zeehero7280 9 ай бұрын

Such cranial capacity!

@galomir833 9 ай бұрын

was it not the ultra version ?

@feuersturmfeuersturm2481 9 ай бұрын

@@zeehero7280 The only intricate thing about this game is it's ban list

@dragon44048 9 ай бұрын

@@zeehero7280 it’s a children’s cod game when he’s too lazy to even question his all knowing Oracle on whether or not, he will win the next game

@bunnylovingbastard 9 ай бұрын

@@dragon44048or will he?! Kitten's deck has grown in power

@RyugaruSenbi 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh's gender is Yes

@hershelgreene5009 9 ай бұрын

All of them, with spikes.

@blanck7457 9 ай бұрын

Pick your gender: slaanesh - “above all”

@GokuVHomosexualThoughts 9 ай бұрын

Slannesh gives such gender tbh

@friendlyspacedragon7250 9 ай бұрын

It is what you want it to be. Or possibly what you don't want it to be. Or what you had no idea that existed but it's horrifying. Pick any and/or all.

@benmunn7481 9 ай бұрын

@@sheogorath7915 😐

@yaelz6043 9 ай бұрын

The "fun" Parts of slaanesh are just a slippery slope to the worse parts. That's how they get you, just ask the eldar.

@akmon3490 9 ай бұрын

More like when you always taste the simple pleasures they become bland, you start seeking something more , Slaanesh is merely the one that suggests excess instead of abstinence to cure the bland

@jmgonzales7701 9 ай бұрын

so how does it lead to bad? @@akmon3490

@sekiddo6244 9 ай бұрын

@@akmon3490Yeah that’s what a HERETIC would say!! Inquisitors are on their way

@yaelz6043 9 ай бұрын

@@akmon3490 that is a perfect example of a slippery slope.

@connorshaw-case6030 9 ай бұрын

@@akmon3490 more like exactly what you said XD more of a yes and then a yeah but

@Thought_Processing_ 9 ай бұрын

‘They came into existence at approximately the same time and they argue about it.’ I accept this as cannon.

@milanstevic8424 6 ай бұрын

💂🏻‍♂💣💥 here's another cannon

@marmyeater 6 ай бұрын

Well, given that once they are born they then simultaneously exist throughout every point in time, they are all the oldest.

@blueodysseyformerythetwd4875 9 ай бұрын

The reason that Daemonettes have crab claws is because evolution seems to have deemed crabs as the perfect final form of most lifeforms! (There is one step and it is become crab). So obviously, why wouldn't crabs influence the daemons of the god of perfection!

@zeehero7280 9 ай бұрын

Well for once they are correct. Evolve to Crab.

@jessenielsen7218 9 ай бұрын

REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO CRAB

@SybilantSquid 9 ай бұрын

@@zeehero7280What is a human? A mammalian crab.

@Shythalia 9 ай бұрын

Carcino-something

@k.v.7681 9 ай бұрын

@@Shythalia Carcinisation

@Scrombo2 9 ай бұрын

14:37 Khorne would have a fitness bro channel Slaanesh would have a diy life hacks/make up channel Tzeentch would have a channel that talks about conspiracy theories but constantly confirms and denies the conspiracy in the the same video, often in the same sentence Nurgle would have a gaming channel but, every so often it'd just switch to his room which would be horrifically filthy

@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh would be a twitch thot and Nurgle would live in his yard sincehe is a hippie.

@Scrombo2 9 ай бұрын

@@heitorpedrodegodoi5646 I feel like twitch thot is too easy but, otherwise ye

@alexandrebatista627 9 ай бұрын

So Nurgle is Asmongold

@userequaltoNull 9 ай бұрын

Nurgle == Drakenlord CONFIRMED

@Its_Zarkmark 9 ай бұрын

Counterpoint: nurgle has a mukbang channel

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar 9 ай бұрын

Honestly the thing that i didnt expected from the Tyrion and Teclis trilogy was N'kari taking the form of a naked female elf when Malekith captured him, is such a 4d chess move, he makes Malekith look like a pervert in front of his generals, makes everyone feel uncomfortable in war councils, makes fun of Malekith for not having a "sword" that fully works and knows that he can get away with it because he is too valuable for Malekith's plans, any punishment can be parried with a "harder daddy" and he knows it, such a chad

@NUMBSKULLS 9 ай бұрын

The interesting part is as time went on N'kari started to act less like a daemon. No idea what that implies but it's neat that it happened!

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar 9 ай бұрын

@@NUMBSKULLS maybe that N'kari really liked roleplaying as an elf

@NUMBSKULLS 9 ай бұрын

@@MiguelSanchezDelVillar Got REALLY into character.

@Spooky_Magooky 9 ай бұрын

@@NUMBSKULLS They're a daemon of Slaanesh, you just KNOW they're a professional when it comes to this

@varsoonhks3211 9 ай бұрын

@@NUMBSKULLSEXCESSIVE ROLEPLAY ENTHUSIASM

@SuperUnhappyman 9 ай бұрын

"When did you have time to talk to the council?" OK so through the power of the waaaaaagh all things are possible so write that down.

@gamebit8067 9 ай бұрын

*waagh (I think)

@Pencilknight360 9 ай бұрын

IZ PRUNOONCED WAAAAAGH YA ZOGGIN GIT

@alexanderingraham8255 3 ай бұрын

Wutz writin' mean?

@KarilynneDavies 9 ай бұрын

I love my little Slaanesh hat but I find it ironic that your’s is hornier

@THEmp31875 9 ай бұрын

Wait are you his girlfriend?

@KarilynneDavies 9 ай бұрын

@@THEmp31875 Yep 🥰

@kinagrill 9 ай бұрын

Isn't he always hornier? XD@@KarilynneDavies

@Namelesswhirl 7 ай бұрын

I think she is getting a little too into this one...

@Gunthersby 9 ай бұрын

The premier Warhammer Fantasy Champion of Slaanesh is noteworthy: Sigvald The Magnificent, the pretty boy who does wear assless chaps into battle and has a shield polished to a mirror sheen on the inside to admire himself while fighting, so much so he regularly stops in combat, infatuated by his own appearance

@mortemtyrannus8813 9 ай бұрын

Favourite Sigvald moment is still his war with Bretonnia. Because fantasy French wine is shit, and deserves an entire Chaos invasion as punishment.

@tarot3078 8 ай бұрын

My favorite fact is that he float a few cm off the ground so he never has to stain his boots and walk on the same ground has everyone else’s.

@prinstyrio0 5 ай бұрын

Not to forget his Mirror Guard, who wear polished armor and mirrored shields so that Sigvald can see himself as he fights alongside his personal warriors.

@dustinbragg1921 9 ай бұрын

The Chaos Gods in summary- Khorne: No surrender. Tzeentch: No trust. Nurgle: No Vax. Slaanesh: No safe word... or consent.

@dustfinger_until_dawn 9 ай бұрын

Malice: no order

@dukedevlan5457 8 ай бұрын

Great Horned Rat: Many rats yes-yes

@elijahhayter3026 8 ай бұрын

Oh there’s consent, it’s just not required.

@calitz87 7 ай бұрын

@@elijahhayter3026 Slaanesh is the booty warrior of 40k "We can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours." 😂

@salgoragarus5854 7 ай бұрын

@@dukedevlan5457 great horned rat: no slaanesh

@Scrombo2 9 ай бұрын

Really short version; space elves basically ruled the galaxy, and they got bored and starting having knife ass orgies, the psychic backlash of the knife assing orgies created Slaanesh who promptly devoured 90% of all space elf souls

@mrdvus12 9 ай бұрын

The enthusiastic crab sounds gave my day so much more joy

@jeremy1860 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh summarised? Imagine a deity of sex, drugs and rock and roll. Then take that concept to 11, remove any notion consent, throw in every single weird fetish your mind can conjure, then have it all take place at the same time as Ramsay Bolton levels of torture. Put all that together, and you'll have Slaanesh on a GOOD day 😅

@dr.stronk9857 9 ай бұрын

Pretty accurate

@kinagrill 9 ай бұрын

Then also show that THAT is merely the pleasure aspect related to a fraction of what is slaanesh. It's also musical expression, enjoyment of food, etc. etc.

@The.Orange.Wizard 9 ай бұрын

That’s barely half of it, Slaanesh is the deity of excess, as in the excess of anything and everything. Obsession is the primary emotion, the obsession to make the perfect piece, the obsession to sample the perfect pleasure (or pain, the difference is minimal to them) and the obsession to hone a skill to perfection.

@The.Orange.Wizard 9 ай бұрын

To continue, even the machinations of the other gods can feed Slannesh, that berzerkers desire for the perfect kill, the pride the Sorcerer feels in the perfect plan along with the plague marine’s obsession with spreading decay all contribute to the Lord of Excess.

@kinagrill 9 ай бұрын

The fact you need a sorcerous ritual and psychic 'wizardry' to summon Khorne demons even tho Khorne hates psykers and psychic-powered things - might fuel Tzeentch :p@@The.Orange.Wizard

@Ante-Anima 9 ай бұрын

14:26 Khorne would have a fitness chanel ("Become the warrior you always wanted to be !") Nurgle would have a medical vulgarisation chanel ("This parasite shredds its host's liver. Let's have a closer look...") Tzeentch would change his chanel concept at every video ("Yesterday we talked about One Piece, today I'll teach you how do build an atomic bomb with scraps !") Slaanesh would have an Only Fan ("I got demonetized on every other platform... Anyway, let's review the latest Bad Dragon wearables shall we ?")

@Trans_Tyranid 9 ай бұрын

I would totally watch whatever the hell Tzeentch is making

@borbarad2.0 9 ай бұрын

Tzeentch is a Channel i would Subscribe to, but Nurgle sounds also interesting. Honestly i feel like being a Chaos undivided the longer i think. All sounds good.

@colbunkmust 8 ай бұрын

Tzeentch would more likely have an unhinged prank channel, just ruining people's days for kicks.

@emileo5024 7 ай бұрын

Nurgle's would be a wholesome cooking channel where you see just how many things can live in a kitchen.

@docthefaust4519 9 ай бұрын

The 'Pinhead' from the new Hellraiser's saying fits Slaanesh quite well too I feel: " 'Enough'..is a MYTH."

@NUMBSKULLS 9 ай бұрын

Never seen Hellraiser but Pinhead always looked cool as hell.

@docthefaust4519 9 ай бұрын

@@NUMBSKULLS The one I referred to (newest iteration) is played by trans woman so plays more into the gender ambiguity that original novella hinted at, my favourite cenobite is The Chatterer tho 😬 😁

@NUMBSKULLS 9 ай бұрын

That's sick! We'll have to watch it.

@reachlol1 9 ай бұрын

Its not really if you killed one of the chaos gods, those emotions would cease to be. Its more, the only way they would ever die is if those emotions were destroyed entirely. The emotions would have to cease before they do. Cause theyre formed from those emotions in the warp, not that they create those emotions.

@Anaxemenies 9 ай бұрын

That’s not entirely the case, lesser Chaos gods have been “killed” but something new with their portfolio eventually coalesces. Though with the big four they might recorporeate if “killed” that said maybe killing them might reset them to their more neutral personality (rather than their evil aspect).

@stephenhumphreys9149 9 ай бұрын

@@Anaxemenies Yeah, you could possibly 'kill' a chaos god in some other way, but the emotions still manifest in the warp so eventually either they would probably reconstitute or another god would rise up in their place.

@Mikall_ 9 ай бұрын

Yup, can confirm. To put it a different way if someone doesn´t understand: The existence of the chaos gods ARE dependant on the existence of their concepts. The existence of the concepts ARE NOT dependant on the existence of chaos gods. Concepts like happyness/pleasure and such existed before Slaanesh. It´s just that it was spawned from the overwhelming presence those emotions had in the Warp.

@belisarian6429 9 ай бұрын

There has been time before chaos gods when there were already emotions and warp, so that means that existence of emotions and warp thingies is not necessarily tied to chaos gods existence, so maybe you could kill it and it would die and rest would stay, but it will be probably hard to do.

@PurpleH4z3 9 ай бұрын

They are demons born from feating on the emotions of mortals, their death would not affect the emotions they feast on the same way killing a wolf would not affect a sheep, but as long as the sheep is areound another wolf would crawld out of the forest to feast on their meat

@uhjn 9 ай бұрын

quick thing, the aspects a chaos god lors over shouldn't cease to be after they die. pleasure very much exsisted before Mommy S as did suffering. just look at the necron tyr

@sekiddo6244 9 ай бұрын

I mean Slaaneshs entire lore is bc Eldar couldn’t keep it in their pants they sprung into existence so yeah, these emotions definetly existed before Slaanesh

@draketheduelist 9 ай бұрын

@@sekiddo6244 The Eldar were highly psychic. The Necrontyr... not so much.

@sekiddo6244 9 ай бұрын

@@draketheduelist agreed but the Necrontyr were absolutely miserable and psycher or not, your emotions get projected into the warp. However they were a smudge compared to the Pile of metaphorical shit the Eldar contributed to their birth💀

@kinagrill 9 ай бұрын

Then again, others theorize the chaos gods are the embodiments of those emotions and their actual destruction would also destroy those emotions.... and since you really cannot do so without removing all emotion-fuel in the galaxy (all sentient life), then in a way or another, the chaos gods would still survive any sort of destruction wrought on them, or they'd be absorbed into some greater chaos entity if weakened to such an extreme, etc.

@sekiddo6244 9 ай бұрын

@@kinagrill a very good point!

@ikaikaotteman7723 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh: Slytherin Nurgle: Hufflepuff Khorne: Gryffindor Tzeentch: Ravenclaw This took me too long to make sure the spellings are all correct, but I am still very proud of this comment

@kinagrill 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh is also much more than just the 'sex' part. It's also indulgence in all it's facets. What your 5 senses can experience is what Slaanesh embodies. A chef seeking to make even better food - slaanesh related but not necessarily chaos worshipper or corrupted. Same with a painter creating art, a dancer on stage, etc. It's about actions to cause an emotional response. Sex being an obvious one to use as an example - with it taken to an extreme is where the erotic pleasure of torture, where pain is just another pleasure to explore as well, etc. etc. But it can be applied to just about anything 'meant to express something that causes emotion'. As for, well, the whole what is easiest of fall to? That's sort of hard. Slaanesh usually influences where there is calm and 'peace', since it's easier to corrupt when everyone else are not busy trying to murder eachother, dying of plague or scheming themselves into mutation-hellfire. Khorne is war, battle, fighting, survival of the fittest. it's such a core and base emotional need. Suffer under tyranny? Khorne is what allows the subjects under that tyranny to rise up and fight back against it, to fight for their own betterment and survival. But then again, that is also Tzeentch related in the whole changer of ways, with giving the path to have circumstances chance for the better, to plan and prepare for said war and fight against the tyrants ruling over you. And then also again, that includes Slaanesh also since without the active DESIRE to have those circumstances change, to WANT to live, not merely survive, to ENJOY a better existence, to be happy about the fact that your children might have a better life. And then again once more you also have Nurgle involved with that scenario, in that Nurgle is about LIFE as well, to live, to seek to keep existing, but also to be at peace with the fact you will eventually die and thusly giving reason to WHY you may wish things to change, because life is finite. Nurgle is also the liberation of suffering and to be part of a greater whole. Essentially each chaos god embodies the core emotional desires themselves and thusly a basic scenario of 'evil bad tyrant ruling with iron fist' can involve the emotional effects of more than simply a single chaos god.

@NomadReviewsStuff 9 ай бұрын

If your girlfriend wants to know about strong female characters in Warhammer 40K, tell her about Lotara Sarrin, Captain of The Conqueror, Flagship of the World Eaters, she’s a normal lady who literally shoots a Chaos Space Marine in the face, calls him a waste of space and sends him to his room for time-out because he left his post to go fight in War because World Eater

@_Tomon 9 ай бұрын

I think you really missed by not including how Slaanesh came into being. So the nice space elf painted. And after 1000 of years of painting they decided to try painting with blood as well. And so the nice elves loved each other. After 1000 years they loved everyone at the same time. After few more thousand of years they still loved everything, not necessary alive. And so on 😀 Also don't let your girlfriend meet Gigguk girlfriend. If she and Sydney ever meet it may cause Slaanesh to manifest :-D

@KarilynneDavies 9 ай бұрын

I’ve actually worked with Gigguk - I voiced Zero Two in his Darling in the FranXX IN 10 MINUTES 😂

@_Tomon 9 ай бұрын

@@KarilynneDavies Oh no, it's already too late!? 😀 Do we run? Or will you make at least a video out of it? :-D Anyway awesome! :) Honestly didn't know but was pretty sure you will at least know them given the work on Abridge

@zeehero7280 8 ай бұрын

Did you know he has a MASTERS IN ELECTRONICS AND ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING!!!

@iAnon666 9 ай бұрын

As someone who literally just got into Warhammer last week, this is my favorite series. Please don’t stop.

@allenpoe17 7 ай бұрын

Welcome to the Fandom.

@freefall945 9 ай бұрын

People have a tendency to get blinded by the sexy part of Slaanesh and ignore the Excess part which ruins everything. 1: Do you like sexy things? 2: I sure do, woo Slaanesh lol 1: Do you like too much of those things? 2: … how much is too much lol 1: Definitionally too much. More than you want and more than you find acceptable. 2: … well no I like the things I like in the amounts I like them 1: Well buckle up boi because my kink is “things that you find explicit violations of your boundaries” 2: .. oh

@Primogenitor. 8 ай бұрын

With slaanesh there is nothing like too much people forget that slaanesh is not about excess sex and drugs but about the constant striving to get more and overcome the limits of their experiences and abilities, whether it is a painter trying to achieve the perfect work or a swordsman striving to become the greatest champion of all Slaanesh is about constant pursuit of all that is not yet know to the follower

@freefall945 8 ай бұрын

@@Primogenitor. no, no. She’s about excess. 100%.

@coryszabo3843 9 ай бұрын

The coolest thing in my opinion about Slaanesh is also the reason why Tzeentch decided to force the conflict between Khorne and She Who Thirsts. Slaanesh is arguably the strongest and will become the strongest chaos god. As one of the emotions that influences it is Obsession. And Tzeentch saw how when someone worshipped and OBSESSED over him or one of the other gods... it fed Slaanesh.

@xxxpyrosxxx 7 ай бұрын

So its a diversification of the investment portfolio. Got it.

@googledoxxdmebruh6283 9 ай бұрын

This electric socket couple is super cute.

@hamstermk4 9 ай бұрын

I think it works the other way around where if there were no violence there would be no Khorn, if there was no kink there would be no Slaneesh. When the first sentient with a warp presence started getting a little kinky a proto Slaneesh started forming in the warp, but it took the full on Eldar End of Days party to bring She Who Thirsts into full existence.

@ReaperSkulkling 9 ай бұрын

The Death Korps of krieg I shall await to see and hear from you.

@DiaperDragon 9 ай бұрын

Yesss your girlfriend is just like me omg I love it so much. So nice seeing someone else with the same views and opinions I have about warhammer Please keep it up you two this is one of my all time favorite series. You two just have the perfect dynamic aaaa I love it

@POWDERdan 9 ай бұрын

This series is awesome! I am currently teaching my gf some things about Wh and I know how hard it can be regarding the sheer amount of lore there is hahahah

@starkiller332 9 ай бұрын

A good explanation of the choas gods is this quote i like: "and just like how they need us we need them, just as how the gods are our thought feeling and emotions, our thoughts feelings and emotions are the gods. We can not exist without them." Quote is from if the emperor had a podcast episode 1

@rustkarl 9 ай бұрын

TTS Uriah Olathaire. One appearance and he’s so good.

@Zomboy123456789 9 ай бұрын

Cept for the fact that even in that context the person who said it was immediately proven wrong.

@giulianogonklubek5902 9 ай бұрын

@@Zomboy123456789how may I ask

@dreadkalibur1613 9 ай бұрын

GET A SAFEWORD NOW!.... she is becoming a Slaanesh cultist XD LOL JK Love the video.

@samueltrusik3251 9 ай бұрын

With every inferior faction explained, we get closer to the ultimate lifeform, the eternal swarm, the great Devourer!

@theflyingeyeball 9 ай бұрын

FOR THE EMPEROR

@hellsin5754 9 ай бұрын

Weird way of saying necrons

@the.lord.of.lactose 9 ай бұрын

GLORY TO THE FOUR ARMED EMPEROR

@theonewhouploadsnothing1704 9 ай бұрын

NOM NOM NOM

@ivybennett2274 9 ай бұрын

@@theflyingeyeballfour armed emperor*

@NumbingDisasterAnon 9 ай бұрын

Vlog channels of the Gods: Khorne - gym-bro and weapon reviews Nurgle - cooking and satifying pimple popping Tzeench - pranks and conspiracies Slaanesh - art streams and… … … … …yeah

@Sara3346 9 ай бұрын

and stimm boards :-)

@christopherparkinson764 9 ай бұрын

Slaanesh: *this channel has been removed for terms of service violations*

@cntrptn_yt 9 ай бұрын

"I wanna hear about the orgies!" "That's me! :points at Slanesh:" That's a keeper.

@Florkl 8 ай бұрын

“Khorne is bad” “Our morals align.” “Because he kills people too quickly.” “No, wait…”

@yosefzanerva806 8 ай бұрын

I can't wait for your girlfriend to learn about the Emperor's Children. "So they fight with the power of Death Metal?" "Yes." "Wow. How scary/powerful are they?" "Um..."{Thoughts of heads exploading from the sound cannons and doom sirens}

@midnightflare9879 9 ай бұрын

"Do you like wa-hoo in the bedroom?" *Akward silence.* "Sex?"

@batmann6755 9 ай бұрын

Damn... Just learned the chaos gods are just the houses of hogwarts. Korn is Gryffindor , Slanesh is Slytherin, tzinch is Ravenclaw and big granddaddy cuddly nurgle is so obviously Hufflepuff.

@lordbuss 6 ай бұрын

Tzeench is both Slytherin and Ravenclaw.

@SilverionX 6 ай бұрын

@@lordbuss They're all Slytherin in the sense that they're a negative force. Saneesh is just the most Slytherin.

@lordbuss 6 ай бұрын

@@SilverionX But Tzeench is also Slytherin in representing the actual concept of Slytherin beyond being a negative force.

@SilverionX 6 ай бұрын

@@lordbuss You make a good point. In one sense it's hard to compare WH40k to Harry Potter because 40K has no good guys at all. It's just shades of evil.

@lordbuss 6 ай бұрын

@@SilverionX I think that's beside the point. My comparison is to the qualities of the houses regardless. Gryffindor is bravery, so Khorne, regardless of evil. Ravenclaw is knowledge and wisdom, so Tzeench, regardless of evil.

@Ezekieru 9 ай бұрын

HELL YEEEEEAH!

@captaintitus4637 9 ай бұрын

When I saw the title I was like OH GOD THE TENTACLES

@robrib2682 9 ай бұрын

It's slannesh so it's more like OH NO, GOD'S TENTACLES

@abcdefghijk123456100 9 ай бұрын

I was JUST telling my wife that i hoped this was the thing you talked about next

@satraelr.r.deihouwmarentar7901 9 ай бұрын

You have no idea how wholesome I found this and how lonely and single this made me feel...

@slitherme1334 9 ай бұрын

I love these videos, theyre so much fun and the two of you have such a great dynamic, I hope you will keep these videos coming :)

@KahavaveCAPIPI 9 ай бұрын

From the perspective of Fantasy; they were all around since the beginning of time. From the perspective of 40k; old lore had a specific timeline which I want to say went Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch all in the span of a couple centuries (Mongol conquests, Black Death, Renaissance) then Slaanesh (Fall Of The Eldar). Modern lore has been kind of jumping around on the first three (I THINK its currently a slow wake up thing where the gradual awakening of Daemons eventually woke those three up) while keeping Slaanesh after the Fall. From the perspective of the Warp; because time shenanigans, once a god exists they have always existed. IE, once Slaanesh was born it was retroactively inserted through the 'history' of the Warp.

@Maxisamo1 9 ай бұрын

You should have mentioned that Slaanesh is the vore one since Karilynne mentioned that in the Khorne video. Reasons: 1. Literally ate the souls of 90% of the Eldar population and continues to eat the souls of any who perish without a soul stone (or the assistance of the Ynarri or Harlequin factions) 2. Vore is a fetish and also includes the aspect of excess (gorging yourself but with people)

@fu7uretss847 9 ай бұрын

I really like this channel, I just stumbled upon it a few days ago but since i got into warhammer a few weeks ago from the total war franchise its really nice hearing others talk about it. I wonder when the Nurgle episode comes

@gantzllat 9 ай бұрын

some interesting bits of lore. One of the most prominent followers of Slanesh is an ex space marine know as Lucius the Eternal. That dude's deal is that he is immortal, but with a catch. He can die and has done so very often, but if the man that killed him feels the most minimal sense of pride or happiness at killing him, that person will eventually mutate and turn into Lucius, and his soul will be trapped on Lucius armor for all eternity, forever reminding Lucius that he was bested in battle and never to have a rematch again. Considering Lucius has an ego bigger than Slanesh's dong, I say he is more cursed than blessed.

@sabelgrange6977 8 ай бұрын

Ava’s laughter at being all-too-seen by the whip question is *relatable* in the extreme😅😇

@NobleWolf 9 ай бұрын

Only 3 ways to beat the chaos gods. 1: Kill/Suspend all Life in the Galaxy for a long time. Starve them out, straight forward 2: Focus Positive Emotions on a Galactic Scale into the warp until they are overwhelmed. The Chaos gods have been twisted but can be changed to more pure beings 3: Create Gods of Order to balance out the Warp Big E choose 3 btw.

@qutini 8 ай бұрын

I love your abrupt ends, keep 'em coming 😆

@Scrombo2 9 ай бұрын

14:59 most of the battleship pegs would be up Slaanesh's ass

@theflyingeyeball 9 ай бұрын

Can’t wait to when you get to Nurgle and mention his Eldar gf

@markbaird2202 9 ай бұрын

Never knew Slaanesh's real weakness was a Kleenex lol. That will solve so many battles.

@alexfielding7191 5 ай бұрын

Slaanesh's weakness is rolling her up in a yoga mat and stuffing her behind the sofa while you watch TV.

@Tranus 9 ай бұрын

her talking about the crab mount that what got me you got my sub

@pst5345 9 ай бұрын

Slaneesh is basically Clive Barker's Hellraiser. A cenobite.

@prdprdprdprdprdel 9 ай бұрын

"My moral compas aligns closer to Slaanesh than the other guys" .. Man, either you described it poorly, or you might be in trouble...

@dusk2308 9 ай бұрын

i mean at the end of the video i don't think she said no to hearing those guys screams 👀👀👀

@MrFelblood 9 ай бұрын

8:00 D&D The Tomb of Horrors: A new dark god is being born, and resurrection magic doesn't work anymore. If you want your dead friend back, you have to face irreversible and nigh inevitable death to prevent it.

@CirJohn 7 ай бұрын

You said that if Slaanesh went away, then lust/joy/etc would also go away because the chaos gods are the source of these emotions. You have it backwards, the chaos gods are manifestation of the emotions and would cease to exist if the emotions ceased to be common/dominant parts of the psyches of intelligent beings. Just think about Slaanesh's origin for corroboration.

@RRed19 3 ай бұрын

11:07 the moment his girlfriend mentioned the mounts walking noise while the pic of the Demonette was on screen I just imagined that the Demonettes running with that scuttling sound. Idk if that’s funny or creepy.

@Khornecussion 8 ай бұрын

" So, how we gonna do this? You gonna come at me? Me come at you? Oh, maybe together? At the same time? ... Oh, you'll come. *THEY ALWAYS COME!* " - Exalted daemonette squaring off with an Inquisitor.

@benjaminwilliams4301 9 ай бұрын

Happy hatch day!!

@PplCallMeGhost1 9 ай бұрын

"i have so many tomestones!" me after 125+ raids and hours of pvp "Same...but at what cost..."

@solukrebut 8 ай бұрын

Khorne would have a ragebait channel Slaanesh would have a vtuber stream Tzeentch would have a prank channel Nurgle would have a mukbang channel

@TheBreaker3333 9 ай бұрын

These videos bring me so much joy my local inquisitor is starting to suspect that I'm being influenced by Slaanesh.

@williansnobre 9 ай бұрын

6:40 I think it is the other way around, the Chaos Gods exist as a product of those emotions emerging within sentient life, and they need sentient life to keep experiencing those emotions in order for them to keep going. In WH40k, debauchery and excess existed for millions of years but only when the Eldar did the big oopsie it became a god. If Slaanesh were to be destroyed, debauchery and excess would still exist

@Dan-bq1dz 5 ай бұрын

You're 100% correct. Moreover Slaanesh, or perhaps a proto slaanesh, totally existed before her birth, but was not empowered- not a large force in the warp before the Eldar willed him into existence. This is why the "which god came first" debate is tricky (even though its almost certainly Tzeentch or Nurgle)

@williansnobre 5 ай бұрын

@@Dan-bq1dz I think the first ones to come first were Nurgle and Khorne because the despair of death and disease and the desire to kill are more primitive and most likely the first ones to become part of the collective conscious of inteligent beings, and as they develop that's when the hope and ingenuity show up, which would then feed Tzeentch. But these three are definitely the primal ones.

@young0ctober441 3 ай бұрын

God damn man you scared the hell Out of me with the sudden outro

@treshaw4122 9 ай бұрын

Crab skittering sounds did me in! 😂😂😂

@ColdBloodedCare 9 ай бұрын

Tbh I see the warp as an approximate reflection of the material universe and all the emotions and acts in it. All the stronger ones end up “snuffing” out the others. I’m a Papa Nurgle fan so I’m looking forward to that ep 🧟‍♂️

@galling2052 9 ай бұрын

The final question in each Video is pure gold

@paullell9749 9 ай бұрын

Happy Hatch Day Kida!

@Cam64viper 9 ай бұрын

I think she'll have a fun time with the Tau but I'd personally love to see the reaction to the Tyranids

@jarrodreaves243 6 ай бұрын

Awesome job on the content keep it up

@collecter343 9 ай бұрын

May not be into Fantasy but I'll definitely take those book recommendations, nice to have decent elf stories.

@robando2922 9 ай бұрын

Tomestones were effectively referred to as candy bars by my guild for years 😅

@SavannoBaalphegore 6 ай бұрын

12:18 HOW CUUUUTE IS THIS SNAKE THO' Happy Hatchday 3 months before (^^')

@lopsidedfisherman8733 9 ай бұрын

Time is messy in the warp, all the chaos gods, even Slaanesh, have always been around to them. Slaanesh is the youngest in the matterium

@eviljoshy3402 9 ай бұрын

Im a smn main and I loved the ff14 reference :)

@misterc1099 9 ай бұрын

I smiled when the skiyksiskitktit part because I own that mount in ff14 and am a fisher main

@dapaintgoblin 6 ай бұрын

The irony that the khorne video is the one that got age restricted not this one is so funny to me

@Azurios 9 ай бұрын

There is no reason to assume that emotions would cease when a Chaos God "dies." After all, the feelings already existed before these beings took shape. The Chaos Gods are not the source of emotions, but the end product.

@josh-fi3oi 9 ай бұрын

5:14 If Slaanesh didn't exist joy and torture would still exist. However if joy and torture didn't exist Slaanesh wouldn't exist either

@kgmotte2363 9 ай бұрын

Weird thing with the themes of Slaanesh... They're all about Joy, Pleasure, Rock and Roll, Sex, Beauty, Perfection and Excess, and Debauchery, then as an Extension of Pleasure and Excess Torture Comes out eventually... But, The weird thing is, Literally 100% of Slaanesh's Daemons are Themed around Torture... Torture and Pain are the Most MINOR aspects of this Chaos God compared to every other aspect of them, Yet every emendation of them we see are ALL about that ONE Trait... It's Contradictory... Especially When you consider that Slaanesh is supposed to HATE Khorne, Since ANY War and Bloodshed Makes Khorne Stronger, shouldn't Slaanesh be against the Concept of Wanton War and Massacre just by principle of their opposition to Khorne? If Torture and Slaughter are the MAIN things that Slaaneshi Daemons Do outside the Warp, then Doesn't that mean that Nearly every action done in the Name of Slaanesh ends up Making Khorne Stronger while NONE of the actions done in the name of Khorne help Slaanesh in any way? (Aside from Sadists that Enjoy the Slaughter I Guess? Because Joy... But they're the Exception, not the Norm)... If that's the Case, shouldn't Slaanesh be considered a subordinate of Khorne? And Yet they're Supposed to be Nearly Equal and opposed. That doesn't Feel right if one of them is constantly making the other Stronger while that other one Successfully Deletes the tings that Makes the First one Stronger (Corpses don't Feel Joy or Excess)... As an example of how WEIRD this is, Let me use Greek Mythology as an Example: Everybody knows that Ares is the God of Brutal War and Bloodshed, he's the War God that doesn't think about Strategy and just Charges in and Physically Dominates Fights, that's his whole thing... But, he also has a Minor Association with Rams, as in Sheep... Now Imagine if you were told "This is THE Brutal Wargod of Bloodshed!" an then every Story and myth you hear about him is all just about him peacefully sitting in a Meadow petting Sheep and being wholesome, and he NEVER actually goes to War or Fights anything, EVER... Like, What Credentials Does he have to be Classified as a God of War then? He Never DOES War, he doesn't Fight, he's not even Violent or Aggressive, Yet you are TOLD he's a War God.... Does that Sound Credible to any of you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me! It's the Same Principle with Slaanesh, we're TOLD they're the Chaos God of Joy, Pleasure, Sex, Beauty, Perfection, and THEN Excess, But All we ever See is the Excess pushed to most absolute Negative Extreme which causes mass Bloodshed, Where's the other Traits?! Like Yeah, I Get that Warhammer is a WAR Game, and everything pretty Much only exists to Kill each other... But would it be so Hard to come up with Alternate Win conditions for Slaanesh Armies that Basically Deal with Making the other side UNABLE to Kill and Slaughter anymore, Pacify them into a Self Destructive Orgy where they forget that they need to eat, or to the other Extreme they Eat to the point of Poisoning themselves with the Excess Food... Or they Just become Pacifists unable to fight or even feel Anger and just become Living Sex toys for the Daemonettes... It's not like Mental Chaos Magic/Psychic powers aren't a thing that could make that happen...And Yeah, the End Result is Still Death, so same end result, but Not a VIOLENT Death (In the Sense of Explodifying Bodies in a Mess of Gore), which would be a Victory for Slaanesh that DOESN'T Make Khrone Stronger from the Carnage... Feels more thematic to me.

@randomdude8202 9 ай бұрын

"If gods gone, emotions are gone" thats wrong, all those stuff existed before slaanesh. They existed before other "gods". They are the embodiment of the emotions they represent, but they are not the source of it. The source is the sentient beings, not the other way around. They are basically entities that feed from the emotions of sentient beings. And more entities feed them with those emotions, stronger they get. Chaos would starve if tyranids or necrons win. That is also the reason why emperor thinks he can get rid of them.

@giulianogonklubek5902 9 ай бұрын

I like to think that they where always there but at some point became sentient

@randomdude8202 9 ай бұрын

@@giulianogonklubek5902 unlikely, they definitely cant exist without sentient life, and sentient life was not always a thing.

@ZeroGs2232 9 ай бұрын

speaking of killing chaos gods in one of the horus heresy books, the emperor and malcador are talking and are implying that the astronomicon is a warp EMP meant to rest the warp and chaos back into the realm of souls from before the events of the war in heaven

@Florkl 8 ай бұрын

Nick Khage delivering the Slap of God onto Skarbrand made my week.

@98loud 3 ай бұрын

always thought that the commonly accepted lore was Nurgle (entropy started as soon as the universe was born), then Tzeentch within the Medieval period on Terra (maturation of human society/civilization/politics), then Khorne right after that in Terra's Medieval period as well, then Slaneesh's birth is a recent (relatively) event, which was the entire catalyst for the Aeldari to take to their ships

@warrenmason1582 9 ай бұрын

A bit off on thr whole things not existing before slanesh. The aspects of slanesh existed way before it came into being, it's just the eldar pushed it to the extremes and birthed it.

@giulianogonklubek5902 9 ай бұрын

I like to think they where always there but at some point became sentient

@allenpoe17 7 ай бұрын

I don't play the tabletop. I just read the books mostly. But what models were you talking about towards the end?

@Bluesonofman 9 ай бұрын

Big E almost became the god of Atheism

@elitemook4234 9 ай бұрын

More specifically, the god of anti-theism

@wastucar8127 9 ай бұрын

❤🎉 great as always

@Dan-bq1dz 5 ай бұрын

favorite representation of the followers of slaanesh is from a Dawn of War mod, wherein your noise marines switch the pronouns of Slaanesh every other sentence. Love it.

@airboyaaron8870 9 ай бұрын

I do still wanna hear you tell the story of Vulkan but you definitely should finish the Chaos gods first since you're halfway done with them anyway Maybe Nurgal next