What a beautiful top comment, as someone who knows.

There are certainly a lot of weird and wonderful things when it comes to reproductive organs. And also several horrifying things, like that one species of bug or something that literally stab their parts into a female's abdomen, rather than use the already existing hole.

@@zarnox3071 Certain spider species have similar stuff going on as well, but I don't think it would make for a very fun video :D

Aahhahaahha

if you and any other people want more odd information on creature reproduction, a youtube channel named "Clint's Reptiles" has a GREAT video with this topic

YEAH any subsequent spiders in this genus will also be named hotwheels and i think that's beautiful

Time to collect all the hot wheels!

"You wanna see my hotwheels collection?" I ask, reaching to open the door to my room in which thousands of spiders are kept. My date tries to run, but it's too late. His human physique could never hope to outrun the skittering mass advancing upon him. He is engulfed by spiders and consumed in mere moments. Only his nerdy glasses remain. I have already stolen his wallet. The Hotwheels Spiders have been fed. I live another day completely of pests, but at what cost?

Now I have goal in life, to catalogue all the extant species of hotwheels.

@@RailfoxStudios I already own 10 tarantulas so whats a few thousand hotwheels?

Male private happy?? Female private sad?? This is arachnomisogyny manifest.

⁠@@feature.of.jarjar24 one must imagine sisyphussy happy

​@@williamomalley6081 you didn't have to say that

Ah, but if you're Albert Camus, you like pushing a boulder over and over again for eternity! So you can be :)

​@@logc1921they did have to say that. The universe demanded it be said 😅

agreed

Hey you're that rainworld artist

Hi inschaal

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Ducks have a similar thing going on.

r/BrandNewSentence

Genitals race

Sorta like the length battle happening with Ducks

Really its going on in any species

Like whoever named the famous bird species “Blue-footed Booby” and the “Great Tit”

*Boops Boops* *That one spongelike fungus*

@@jamesbrooks2179 Supposedly it's "bow-ops bow-ops" but c'mon no one calls it that

I mean there is a trio of beetles named after the legendary bird pokemon

Not all nerds are scientists, but all scientists are nerds.

… “Barbed explosive projectile penis that falls off and regrows every year.” Has got me trembling every time. No amount of human madness can match “Nature’s Fury”. D^B(

i believe that ducks also have cork screw shaped penises right?

Imagine the same stupid thing happening in the world of duck science... _The species_ Anas fischeri _can be distinguished from its close relative_ Anas bleedingi _by the counterclockwise orientation of its... you know... the thing_

​@@Fahrenheit4051"Anas Bleedingi" damn, just we need to change just one vowel and remove another and we're at peak funni

Well I'm closing the internet for today, brain full

This comment changed my life

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„futile mating“? Tell that to the only one of those 3 spiders in the video that has lost the battle since birth… bad genes. Poor fella! The female can choose and the „Chad“ spider has good chances… only 1 has futility.

​@@MajinObamawhat are you even talking about? Chad spiders? What the fuck

What was the first??????

How do you get Rainworld from hot-wheels Sisyphus spider?

@@ack7 This channel usually makes Rainworld content.

@@ChronologicalFern ah

welcome to the real northflowo

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And then they put it on the rooster's salad and rule Egypt

Guppies have selective glue for similar purposes!

birds also have a cloaca and most dont have a penis so cool

​@@violetskiy854 And the few birds that do have very interesting shapes.

@@zarnox3071 they do indeed, for the same reason spiders have complicated embolus's. ✨ parallel evolution ✨

The more you think about it, the worse it gets. Truly Kafkaesque.

Good :3

I am scraded of spidr :(

​​​@@PapuManSlendy27 megatons of spiders are being shipped to your house.

@@cmmpr111 What in 9mm are you talking about? We only use megatons when we are measuring our nuke sizes.

@@PapuManSlendy27 megatons of spiders are being shipped to your house.

say it to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme for extra comedy

You're not safe

Yeah! The epigyne in particular is apparently often used to distinguish species from one another.

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@@Freecell82 lol

​@@Freecell82NOOOO NOT LOSSS

​@@Freecell82PAHAHA

@@Freecell82 no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keeping being random comes with the risk of the randomness itself becoming a constant, defying its original point. Watch it there

A visitor?

@@karma40723 hmm… indeed, i have slept long enough.

Indeed. I have slept long enough

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and i am EAGER to make them remember..

...But I must admit, the blood of Minos stains your hands...

Sadly that is rare.

Not relatable

10 y/o me jumping and kicking

The topic would be something I would expect form some less than SFW site like a NH monster girl Dojin Although why is this interesting to me it's just so random? It's also nowhere near what I watch

this prison... to hold.. ME???

A visitor...? Mmm, indeed. I have slept long enough.

@@FiSH-iSH the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and i am EAGER to make them remember

I don't personally find the characters there all too attractive, but i don't have much room to judge either

However, the blood of Minos stains your hands. And I must admit... I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.

I have found my target audience i see I love talking about spiders

Maybe the females with shorter tracks end up forced to have a clutch in bad conditions when a male by passes the storage system. Thus the spiders with shorter tracks get picked off sooner than the females that can choose the fertilization date.

How do the the male spiders evolve longer PPs? The kid spiders decide they don't want to end up like their momma's ex?

@@povilasbuda6490mutation leads to spider with longer pp, which is able to pass on its genetic material more effectively, so it ends up having more children than shorter pp spiders, so the trait becomes more common and spreads thru the population generation by generation; in other words, natural selection and survival of the fittest

They don’t, it’s just that having longer pp/pusspuss is evolutionarily advantageous so individuals who do end up having more babies

why did you capitalize "reproductive rights"? it's not a proper noun

It's going right there with crossdressing cuttlefish, egg-bearing organ displacement in kiwis, hyena pseudopeni, giraffe fights, the dolphin LSD house study conducted with a grant from the US government that ended after it was found out that they were jacking dolphins off, trans lions, sea otters doing unspeakable atrocities to dead infant seals, the censored report on the sexual proclivities of the Adélie penguin, barbed cat penises, alpha wolves not being a thing, how terrifying hippos are, infanticidal cannibalism to provoke estrus in dolphins and chimpanzees, penguin kidnapping, orcas intentionally beaching themselves to hunt and working with whalers to find sperm whales, canine-human co-evolution, hominid expansion to the new grassland biome during the Myocene epoch, and crows in Japan reading road crossing signals.

All life is warfare, even between the same species. Males and females are not complementary, they are adversarial. It’s an unfortunate quirk of evolution that the gametes you need to reproduce are trapped in the other sex’s body.

And then you get infodumped about spidussy

demon goat??? i wanna be named demon goat

… That would be a difficult episode to edit for the educational cut, eh? >)X^D

​@toryumau6798 why? Who would be watching a zefrank video that isn't already old enough to have been through sex ed or at least heard the clinical terms through a biology unit in school?