Lol

Whyyyy

Ben, I need you to know. I think you are god, and just don't know it yet, only a god could think of something so beautiful

@@GioGioPietromica425 Appreciated man, I'll remember that when I invade this reality.

@@benfinch4969 I believe that you are a god and will die for you or kill others- Peter griffin

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZfaqr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening toa

999

And now they want to send humans. Well, I guess the Church is about to get their own FTL space ship.

@@AxxLAfriku dude what the hell, I've seen your comment on a demon's souls video with the exact same topic, so you just waddle around the internet preaching the word of your two extremely hot girlfriends? That's awesome

[Age of Empires]: ♫ _"Wololo"_ ♪

I mean it's true

True

Lol

I thought he was gunna say "sabbath day" but it's basically the same thing

@@renschuon4992 esa saw Re77e eesssd Rd ddddddddddddddds8rtdd Dr Terry Hill school and

Hilarious

Great; but is the capital of Canada R'lyeh?

@@shadysam7161 It'd be more interesting than Ottawa is.

Canada is just the french translation of America

@@shadysam7161 It's actually UnLondon, Ontario. Unlondon's lamer twin. Btw can I get some skooma?

Foundation: Let's donate ALL THE BLOOD

Yeah... why would ultra powerful gods who swore to protect our entire universe and all its parallels give two shits about how much blood our nanoscopic little species provides?

@@MrJedimedic There is one god remaining that stands between all Existence and Oblivion. And he isn't doing too well at the moment. Every drop of blood, freely given, no matter who no matter where, keeps him alive.

@@Xer0sama I get that. I was just wondering how that would even matter to him, but I guess “Because gods notice EVERYTHING”. 👍🏼

@@MrJedimedic For some reason in fiction, a lot of deities require worship simply to exist. I don't know who decided we should have external congregate thoughts take physical form but that's how the cookie crumbles.

I would also like to point out that the 7th was totally deleted by the Anafabula.

@@zetanone7211 the what now?

As well as a crosslink to SCP-033 in the GoI hub.

@@tea-sus8722 SCP-2747

@@zetanone7211 I feel like what's implied here is that nezrin is SCP-3125 and 7th *is* the Anafabula, thus the story 'Why was 5 afraid of 7' and all that crap. Matches up with all aspects of 3125 being antimemetic and anything related to 7th outright ceasing to exist.

Foundation: GOD DAMIT YOU HAD ONE JOB, and messed it up

7777777-[DATA LOST, SEE SCP-2747]

I'll give you my Switch. Just trade up for an PS4.🤣

you

@@Karmakle Well to be fair considering how highly advanced the cluster’s technology most likely is, they could’ve easily hacked and reprogrammed the AI

And as usual you are two steps ahead of all of us

Hmm

@SCP-049 foundation would like to have a interview

Yes, my favorite quote from skyrim The Elder Scrolls

Is this the Elder Scrolls 6 I've been hearing about??? 😂

and he said he has no sense of humour lol l

I believe he is known as mang

Wait all I do is sleep and eat...

Could he be the rare Mr Exploring from Dr Wondertainment

@@coraline2770 Mr exploring is his brother the exploring series is a strange ball of light that is genuinely friendly to others and will help anyone remember something and even add his own thought to it

*SKULLS FOR THE [REDACTED] THRONE!*

@SCP-049 blood for doctors because their patients are running out of it

*[REDACTED]* for the *[REDACTED]* flakes

HERESY I KNEW IT

THE [REDACTED] PROTECTS!

Tell anderson I said hi (Also my delivery still isn't here and it's been 3 months)

Every Canadian Saturday

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ your name omg

Answer (Redacted) by order of the 05 Council

Is this Chip Chipperson?!?

Haha, good one.

ONI is hard at work I can see

ONI wtf did You do whit the spartana 2 program?

You have my antention but now you have my interes

Sounds like a good plan for a future joke scp

Join our church, we have noods and stds

That's a bingo for a -J or lolfoundation

@@brechtstroobant9879 gives a new meaning to noodling

New kink

Them anafabula are back at it agai-[DATA LOST]

Seven chains,Seven Brides,Seven shackles to cage the Crimson King

Don't forget the Seven Spears.

It's all coming together now

oh shit, someone grab the orange goo blob

Its an overhyped trilogy in my opinion.

I feel like that means the universe has restarted or something

The fift hytoth is the best one change my mind

@@gyphryphobia aka the aftermath of SCP-1548.

That would mean our universe would have to be completely destroyed, which would probably cause your death, so yeah

Salute to you sir. o7

I think the horizon initiative is out of their league

Everyone knows Imago best church

@@Karmakle They almost always are. Everytime they mess with an anomoulus religion it results in destruction and then the Foundation has to come in to play negotiator.

@@Karmakle Pretty sure they’re unaware that The Church of The Second Hytoth is a universal religion

Some extraterrestrial Ortothan cultist ghosts even managed to steal some power from the Sarkites and Yaldabaoth to feed Rakmou-Leusan.

That's why I'm eager to see them battle with one another with Rituals and sacrifices

Church of the Broken God: am I a joke to you?

Pff *sun goes brrrrrrr*

@@yvantaberna7406 yes. Yes you are a joke to me -sarkic cults

The Screamers probably, while Aiv-Zon might be the King’s previous form.

Or the demiaurge of sarcasists

Blasphemy

@@sussybaka1095 Actually now that I think about it, wasn’t it mentioned somewhere that Aiv-Zon was The Scarlet King’s mother?

@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 Just what kind of kinky thing happened to birth the damn Scarlet King?

YES

Mangg said it was a bit too Meme-y tho, so dont get your hopes up.

Nah, it's one of the more boring gois

No we will get friggin posers on our GOI

This really sounds like a religious comment! Good on you

HI: You're Religion is wrong ngl.

It was so much simpler when they were sibling-lovers fighting over the state of humanity.

Most likely

Headcanon Accepted.

Yes but actually no

@@gremlinfifty2308 quiet you!

@@brianjensen5661 louder thee

It thrives on mystery

Same. I even checked his Twitter

Yep

For some reason I got a hunch that there was A video

Yup

Wait, I thought he became a Sea-Slug?

@@14megasxlr that's the point, he changed into it after he was a mole from scp5555

Which isn't a direction I'm fond of, I must admit.

@@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 At first I thought the addition of manipulators, and other people with "powers" was kinda cool, but it ruins the spooky feel the whole thing is supposed to have.

@@IchbinX I don't really have so much as a problem with reality benders in principle. I just don't like when the feeling of realism that made the lore so subversive is eschewed and replaced with a cliché superhero/comic/manga/anime bent that, at times, becomes ridiculously unbelievable. The reaction would be to have tales and lores that are less cliché and much, much heavier in terms of lore complexity and technicality. I like when skips are actually "believable" to read. The more technical the skip report, the better. I'd like tales that explore the Foundation bureaucracy in depth. Sounds boring, but most Foundation personnel probably have very boring lives. Especially if they don't even have any knowledge about the contained items. What are these people even told they are containing? Extremely hazardous material? Extremely dangerous or unstable CBRN agents? How does the Foundation maintain communication channels with major world governments, NATO, the UN, the GOC and other GoIs with similar objectives? How do they maintain the Veil so effectively with the Internet in the picture, with Wikileaks and the high potential for leaks? How do they even maintain such an obviously gargantuan bureaucracy and with what funding? How is the Foundation reacting to global warming, knowing that economic depressions, energy crises, migrant crises and food shortages are inevitable. The Foundation has to depend on some kind of power grid and communication network. We know nothing about what should be essential information. How is the Foundation planning to deal with inevitable amnestic shortages? Or fossil fuel shortages? How does any of this work?

@@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 well SCP-3000 has amnestics covered

I think (as much as I like Marvel) that SCP has already gone far above that. What I mean by this is that while marvel and dc have expansive universes with mass amounts of characters that all interact with each other, there is really only so far outside the realm of superhero story that they can stray (again, not to discredit them at all, I love Marvel!). But scp is a totally blank slate which allows for so much creativity that the site has birthed entire concepts. We have everything ranging from just a lizard that can’t be killed to eldritch pantheons, stories about just one object to stories about multiple globe-spanning or even universe-spanning organisations. SCP has reached far, far further already in a creative sense than the Marvel or DC format could ever allowed. It will only keep growing and birthing new unique ideas, especially when you consider the fact that literally any mind on earth with an internet connection can contribute. And, btw, there are still hundreds of articles that keep the simpler spirit of the old classics, you just won’t see them featured on channels like this often because it takes a lot more to impress most people now

Hmm i found the wiki then found this then watch videos got addicted for a year ish then left found it again by accident and got addicted sense 2020 start

@SCP-049 yes i know don’t need to remind me

@SCP-049 r/dacure

Make sure the MRI scanner isn't 4 masses of flesh sending x-rays through your body. You may be converted.

May the magnetic resonance succesfully image an optimal outcome for you sir

Doc:" it seems there is a Hythooth wormhole forming in your Anus" You:" a wHat!!"

Same. Almos forgot about this dream-stalking shadow monster hiding under my bed.

You’re on the right track.

The casualness of this comment. Like he's talking about the weather

@@genericfilmmaker6339 welcome to the SCP world everything is gonna get *[REDACTED]* so hold onto your butt pretty tight cause this *[INFORMATION DENIED]* is gonna get weird really fast and really quickly

Yaldaboth vs Karcist Eon. Whoever wins, we lose.

More like flex tape

@@sussybaka1095 I sawed this universe in half

Nah. It's hell of a lot of scotch, duct and flex tape.

Literally so, in some timelines. If there are entire universes of cake and potatoes, there's obviously a few infinite tape rolls which aid in the construction of Apollyon containment wings.

NO JUST NO! WHY MUST THAT BE SO DAMM FUNNY

This was so cringe that I might just volunteer for cleaning 682's containment chamber now.

3125 and the sealed chamber of screamers is there for a reason.

The scarlet King the thing they fled from?

Aiv zon sounds quite like it huh? It’s probably all a manifestation of the anafabula, including the Scarlet King.

This could be a reference to the 7 chains yes, but it could also be coincidental. It’s all up to your own interpretation and your own headcanon

Ya'll, everything with the number 7 in it doesn't have to be related to the Scarlet King.

The number 7 is used in the bible a lot & since there's tons of religious groups then it's only seems natural to use such the number in such a way

Hytoth 2: Electric Boogaloo

The sequel is never as good. Apart from Aliens.

@@MyMarsham Alien is substantially better. Sequel to a horror film taking a hard turn to action shooter is... beyond disappointing.

@@elektrofox2746 I’m not saying Aliens is better, it’s like picking your favourite child. But they expanded the universe it was set in, rather than just rehashing the Haunted House motif of the original. The others sucked though, let’s never mention them again.

@@MyMarsham Absolutely disagree on the Haunted House here. Alien is one of the very few properly lovecraftian horror films. No exorcist can save you, no praying can protect you, and no firepower can stop the ever present threat. Human's on the bottom of that food chain the whole way through. I have beef with Aliens for throwing that all away and paving the way for the garbage that followed. I absolutely AGREE to not discuss said garbage again, though. :P

And lovecraft plus a few other writers back then

It should be noted that, according to About the Serpent, the SCP-1000 civilization is overthrown not by humans living in their part of the globe but by the western sect of the Children of the Torch, aka the Children of the Sun. 10 suns are enough to ruin many civilizations.

@@triplebshow1258 Eh, sounds more like a headcanon, based on how About the Serpent has no children of the Torch tag.

@@sussybaka1095 That's meant to be open to interpretation as not many people can make the connection between SCP-1428 (a Children of the Torch SCP, aka Jinwu, translated from various Chinese dialects as 'Golden Crow') and the 10 Suns folktale.

@@triplebshow1258 Interesting...

​@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ About the Serpent is not about either deity but an in-universe truth behind the legend of Liu Bang slaying a White Snake. In fact, I did a reading of it. Look for About the Serpent.

Speaking of Ad Astra, there’s a canon on the wiki named just that connected to the Ortothans.

Didnt volgun cover some of those

@@gremlinfifty2308 He covered the Orientation tale, which plays into the idea that D-Class are all horrible people you won’t miss if they got killed.

Contrary to popular belief...D-class are not an infinite resource. Furthermore... there's also the chance that this religion isn't all that it appears to be.

"d-class who are good" d-class are criminals that were supposed to get the death sentence, doubt any of them are good enough to become gods that are supposed to save the universe

The most O-5 thing i ever heard. "Can problem be solved by throwing D-class at it?"

@@di5963 Not all D-Class are that A Class-D can be anyone who is not going to be greatly missed by the world, not exclusively sentenced to death If that were the case, they would have run out of staff long ago

They could use that scp kid who's also a clone

An anti narrative, a certain *anafabula.*