"I can't believe you guys didn't like this movie. I just can not believe you guys didn't like this movie. Why? Why didn't you like this movie?" Sincerely, Neil Breen

This movie is actually genius, it's basically a movie about the secret life of NPCs. So the acting, plot dialog and editing are spot on.

"Oh my God. Is that you? It is, isn't it? It's you," unintentionally sounds spot-on like Bill Murray talking sarcastically to Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day.

His reaction to the suicide is like reacting to your teen who accidentally scratched your car.

You guys are just mad he owns more broken laptops than you.

I love how much Phelan just blatantly despises this movie and barely gives it his pithy, resentful, bitter hatred the entire review.

(-_- ) I can't believe you commit suicide... (-_- ) I cannot believe you commit suicide.... (-_- ) How can you've done this, how can you commit suicide...

I'm reasonably sure that Breen's character is supposed to be likable in the movie, even if the audience doesn't like him. Breen's movies reeeally make him out to be the best. Even more than The Room did to Wiseau. The entire opening monologue of Double Down is about how amazing he is. He even plays freaking God, or at least a god (called "The Being") in I Am Here....Now. And yes, that's four dots in the ellipsis. God knows why that's the case. Also, in Double Down, the woman playing his wife is clearly very uncomfortable. Finally, fun fact: the DVD's he releases are likely burned from his personal computer. My friend's PS4 refused to play Pass-Thru because it thought it was a bootleg disc, which it kinda-sorta was. You actually need a DVD player or an older blu-ray player in order to watch the movie. It's hysterical. Oh, and no DVD menu, or anything. Put the disc in, and the movie just starts.

A Neil hero, a real human Breen.

I had to pause the movie and walk away when the doctor walks in, checks his pulse *when he's clearly hooked up to a heart monitor* and says he's not going to make it and then says she's not his doctor... WHY THE HELL WAS SHE IN THERE?! WHY IS THE HOSPITAL ROOM CARPETED?! Had to pause it again and walk away when he asked for his pills and when he get's them, he says, "I don't need these." and flushes them down the toilet.

The lady in the Rolls was trying to steal Neil's magic rock, not give it to him, but she backs off when she realizes he's still alive. And with that revelation I'm sure everything else in the film now makes perfect sense.

You can always tell it is going to be a great film when his first 5 seconds on screen Phelan has punched the box.

The blonde and the main guy are like 30 years apart. How could they pretend the characters grew up together when the actors are so different in age?

I feel like the story playing in Neil Breen's head is a way better version of what he actually makes. It's like someone trying to explain their dream.

I like how he claims to have hacked all this info and in its that flashdrive and... that's all it takes for all the corrupt people to give up. Like, no one wants to rush to get together to cover their tracks, develop a cover story, or even just wait to find out if it's legit? No? You're just going to take his word for it and off yourself right there on the spot? Okay, then. If only it were that easy in real life.

Allison: *tries to give Neil benefit of the doubt* Phelan: nah, fuck that noise

"I cannot believe you committed corruption, Phelous. I just can not believe you committed corruption. Why?? Why would you commit corruption??"

The Breen in Star Trek have more of a grasp on human language and emotion than Neil Breen.

This makes "The Room" look competent.

Damn. Everyone in the film has the acting capacity of Wooden Rod from Birdemic.

This movie has two plot summaries on IMDB. One is CLEARLY written by Breen; the other, by David DeFehr, is just amaaaazing: "A brilliantly wealthy author and businessman tries valiantly to seduce his female costars while simultaneously directing and employing them, leading to wacky hijinks and cross legged yelling. Also very good way to teach about the "birds and the bees". "

omg It's like every line is sarcastic but it's played straight. Amazing.

One day Phelans eyes will roll right out of his eye sockets and land on the floor to be eaten by Ash.

love the fact that when he dumps his pills in the toilet, he feels it necessary to raise the seat. Just couldn't trust himself to hit that tiny hole the seat makes, I guess. . .

The movie with the greatest ending in human history

Neil Breen is actually an architect who uses the money he gets from his projects to fund his films. I am TERRIFIED for the people who inhabit whatever building he has designed!

I love how angry Phelan got...damn, he really hates Breen! XD

It astounds me how anyone can look at this and think to themselves, "Yeah, this is acceptable." I'm not exaggerating. I literally can't understand. I can't comprehend this. I need someone to sit these "directors" down and ask "What the hell were you thinking?" To go over the movie with them, step by step, with them.

"There are no other therapists. I'm not seeing anyone else. I did not hit her. I did NAWT.....oh hai, mark."

It would cost like $35 to fix that shot of his wife dying and spilling wine. $20 for waterproof bedding, less than $10 for a set of sheets at goodwill, and the rest can be spent on getting some food coloring to dye the water in the glass to make it look like anything but water... So I can see why this cheapskate just left it as is.

Wow, this looks like something they would run on the graveyard slot of Adult Swim.

That suicide speech has some very "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this" energy

It's like a movie made by the aliens from Galaxy Quest.

I am so, so happy that you watched this. Neil Breen is the freaking best. You should see Double Down. I've never seen such a masturbatory film in my life.

It must be Breen to be believed.

I love how Phelan flat-out refuses to play along with Neil Breen's bullshit. We need more Breen reviews from these guys.

I don't understand why you don't have a million+ subs. You're so funny.honestly one of the funniest women I've ever seen.

if Neil Breen did a movie with Tommy Wiseau that would be epic. or the end of all mankind perhaps lol.

Neil Breen has ascended to a higher form than you mere mortals. He has become the Robo Alien Space Jesus and with the power of his broken laptops he shall smite you all.

Marlon Brando died in 2004. Neil Breen started making "movies" in 2005. Coincidence? I think not!

This movie made me feel like I was de-aging every second. It lowers your standards of filmmaking with every scene. It's fantastic. Best high, 12/10.

"I can't believe you committed suicide. I just cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this. How could you - - Oh, hi Mark." Is it just me, or did this Neil Breen guy look like the love-child of Garry Shandling and Larry David...? Especially in that shower scene...

Phelan impersonating people sounds like Elmo with the flu hahaha

I don't think I've seen a film where everyone involved just doesn't emote or act anything like human beings.

Movie Nights is that you? It is, isn't it? It's you.

Wait; theory. The magic rock is a behelit. Neil Breen is an Apostle. It is a sequel to Berserk.

Fun fact: This movie is the reason people age.

All I can think of is Mike Nelson doing the I`m the government song.

Neil Breen is the KING of "So bad it's good" I honestly don't know how you couldn't like this movie. I have legitimately belly laughed at Fateful Findings and Double Down more than actual comedies. Neil Breen may not understand what makes his movies so special but they for sure are.

Great review lupa may you and phelous have a magical day

Daniel Day lewis sites. The "suicide" scene as inspiration for his Phantom Thread performance

You know, when Phelous, the connoisseur of Dingo, says not to watch something, I'm inclined to believe him.

You mean governments and corporations are corrupt??? I never would have guessed. My mind is blown.

OMG!! Alison you can't start off the video with that! The laughter will not stop spewing forth from my pie hole. That "acting"...😂he's a national treasure! I haven't got a minute in and I already know this is one of the greatest videos of all time. My God, what am I in for?

You both deserve a hug for sitting through that

Didn't Breen basically play Jesus Christ incarnate in all of his movies?

7:11 What kind of monster writes across lined paper that way?

Is it weird that I have started thinking of Phelan as Mr Lupa? Especially since I think of Allison as Mrs. Phelous?

You guys are tackling a Neil Breen film!? This weekend just got a whole lot better. Also, a ten minute or hour long super cut of all those book throwing scenes would be nutritious.

I just had to log into my account just to give a like and comment. I'm so glad you tackled a Neil Breen film! I give your review 10 out of 10 broken laptops!

I wouldn't surprise if Neil Breen was an alien that invaded a human body like in Men in Black. That would explain why Neil moves his body so awkwardly.

Ordinarily, I'm not someone who comments about appearance, but Neil Breen is one of those rare people who are not appealing to me at all. Not at all. His lack of any kind of anything makes these films even worse, especially with the nude and sex scenes he insists on doing.

I watched this for the first time only recently, and pay attention to Allison's warning: no amount of incredibly hilarious reviews can prepare you for just HOW MUCH bonkers shit per minute happens in EVERY MINUTE of this movie. I almost passed out from both laughing and screaming "WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!" so many times.

This guy may be almost as bad an actor as Tommy Wiseau. I would love them to make a serious movie together.

The woman who ran into him could have been Nomi Malone. Maybe the dude who stole her suitcase killed her and she was denied entrance into Stripper Heaven, unless she tries to help some delusional douchebag find his way through his own ponderous plot.

Your intro is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life

i can't believe you did this, i can't believe you committed suicide... such acting!

"you could also say the plot is symbolism"

The magic mushroom explains the whole movie.

[dons Toby Fair hat] The nose thing is there to measure breathing, I had to wear one during a sleep study once. It doesn't go down the nose, it just sits over the nostrils sensing air movement. Of course, I doubt it would be particularly effective with a cast over the nose xD

Love when you guys do reviews together. Weird to say after not for awhile but it has really become enjoyable to watch you two work together. Hope many more years of you two making videos.

He took out a key on his keyboard. It's completely useless now.

loving this channel Lupa! majorly binge watching. keep up the awesomeness!

Caught up on Midnight Screenings and just found these!! Best day ever! You two rock!

Neil Breen makes James Nguyen and Tommy Wiseau look like Orson Welles

Much like my favorite OSW episodes, I keep coming back to rewatch this episode of yours. Even though I had watched you're guys stuff for a little while before I came across this episode, it really is the one that endeared both you and Phelan to my KZfaq entertainment!

Glad to see you guys finally came around to this brilliance of a movie. This review was quite humorous.hope you do his other movies.

*Feel the BREENIUS!!!!* (throws book at laptop)

There is not enough popcorn on earth for this.

Thank you so much for bringing this into my life. I laughed, I almost fell asleep, I got locked out of my wife's office cuz I kept running in to tell her what was happening. 10/10

29:40 "Spoilers for 'The Dead Zone'." sounds like a line from an action movie, right as someone is about to cap a guy.

Phelan has some great Star Wars shirts

Phelan Has Breen Fever!

I'm starting to think a lot of these nobody directors just make movies because young actresses who are desperately searching for their big break are cheaper than hookers.

"Someone lied in politics oh my god!" Meanwhile in 2020: Nobody seems to be aware of that.

Trying to out-Lynch David lynch. Genius.

Move over Fox Mulder. Neil Breen is on the case!

Always love seeing vids with both of you!

This needs to be rifftraxed yesterday!

You 2 make a cute couple.

Oh my gosh, a Neil Breen movie ? I'm so excited !

LUPA AND PHELOUS AND NEIL BREEN MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE

Breen was born in November of 1958, if IMDB is correct. I hope that in his next film he plays a character who’s at least 65, or an alien entity posing as a human who’s at least 65. Better yet, either at least 70. That would be jaw-dropping levels of respect-Breen

1:23 Insert Rich Evans clip "He's the best he has the best ball sack."

What is it with Phelous and cereal-based humor? Sugar Crisp, Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms...

FanBoy said it best: Neil Breen IS the David Lynch of bad movies!

This man is genius, Evacuate hotels on the Strip.

Between Phelan, Allison and the chaps at Red Letter Media, my shitty movie needs are totally fulfilled. Bravo you guys for reviewing this.

“Neil Breen hacks the government….amazingly”

I'm Allison Pregler and my friend Daniel is Phelan Porteous. Daniel is a cynical bastard who can't seem to enjoy much of anything outside of playing video games. I try to appreciate the fact that someone took the time to make five films that are so mind-bogglingly atrocious that they've become the source of much fascination for bad movie fans. Daniel and I (as well as our buddy Robert) have watched all five of Breen's films, so I guess we were all hooked on some level. If you've seen "Pass Thru," then you'll know what I mean when I say Neil Breen is MY Thanos. There's no one else quite like him!