This stupid bit ended up being way more fun than it should have been. Never imagined Tarkov as a good game to meet and talk with people but here we are lol. Also sorry for one or two small frame drops in the video, this new tarkov patch has been wacky on performance.

The bunker gobbler is unironically terrifying

That gobbler part is both hilarious and terrifying. Just imagine some poor guy listening, he hears a distant gunshot then a bunch of guys screaming their heads off and saying, "Its the Gobbler!", "The Gobbler got 'em!"

Imagine it being 3am on new years and the guy in the apartment below you sounds like he's in stalingrad, yelling about condensed milk

The fact that the first Gobbler experience is answered with immediate silence and sprinting away is a very real response for actual fear. People don't scream at threats, they instantly distance themselves from it. Very real.

I'm down for an entire video dedicated to hunting the Bunker Gobbler

The fun part of the BUNKER GOBBLER is that it kinda makes sense in Tarkov because the cultists don’t show up on thermals and in the wiki are literally stated to be “cold blooded” and humans can’t normally do that

Okay well now the Gobbler has to be the next SCP op

The bunker Gobbler will live in my nightmares now

they went from tired homies, to deranged police officers, to a makeshift MTF Unit. ah yes, how i love watching this channel lol

That bunker gobbler jumpscare at the end genuinely terrified me

the shift from goofy police roleplay to horror game just has so much whiplash, i love it

Imagine hearing a Southern accented voice saying something about Gators, off in the distance, as a member of the Tarkov Police.

"Hey weren't we 5 people?" *A single shot in the distance with a short and cut scream* *proceeds to run away* "it's the bunker gobbler". Now that is how you do scary scenes

Just when I thought Rubix and the boys couldn’t get any cooler, they try to arrest the insane criminal Jeremy “Slaughter” Elberston. Truly a hero

MORE CONDENSED MILK FOR THE CULT, BROTHERS!

I so very desperately need a Rubix/Ignis horror series. Your SCP and other horror runs combined with how you cut your horror content is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.

Man, life for the Tarkov Police is rough. Glad to see this hilarious video of Rubix and friends being themselves in Tarkov. Especially with all that condensed milk.

The Bunker Gobbler...was that a DEATHCLAW that attacked everyone?! Because that claw looked like it would have been attached to something massive like a Deathclaw.

Its a tough job cleaning up these mean streets, but at least I got milk.

I love the “Suspect down, two world wars” As I was just using this gun in raid.

Condensed Milk with a can of beans is the peak meal experience in Tarkov

I'll be honest, I had not expected this to turn into an SCP op in the last three minutes but I'm here for it.

New amazing content a day after my birthday is awesome. Also while you may never see this I just want you to know this man, You have been super influential in my life. Yesterday I just turned 18 but I still remember watching your videos Years ago! Your videos have always been a amazing memory and I've rewatched them Plenty of times. Keep up the amazing work and content my friend!

You’re tarkov videos are hilarious when you’re friends are in it. Especially tails screaming

I haven’t played Tarkov in so long that I’m convinced the Bunker Gobbler is real as the cultists

13:39 Ayo, he sturdy with it! Great concept and great video. Also, that Bunker Gobbler bit at the end was fantastic. Still not sure if it was real or y'all organized it--kudos all the same.

That bunker gobbler editing at the end was SMOOTH

the bunker gobbler moment only makes me crave playing stalker with friends

"I killed him until he was dead" not even immortals can escape Scorch, classic Scorch.

6:44 literally feels like one of those "Most shocking criminal acts caught on film." Videos. Dumb criminal pulls a gun thinking he can quick draw six officers

6:42 the way that man jut gets absolutely shredded by 9mil is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen

And so the legend of the bunker gobbler has begun.

Yet again Jay has created a new SCP for his group, this proves he has too much power Have to say, the idea of a Tarkov PD is just hilarious, made even funnier when total strangers in the game went along with the bit, just careful who you deputize tho lol Scorch has either got some crazy addiction to milk or a severe case of lactose intolerance, never heard of death by dairy before

I have waited to long for a sequel to the gator boys

God, I love Jay's themed Tarkov madness

we need a part two, named "Bunker Gobbler, Return of Officer Jay"

Seeing after seeing the bunker Goblin I think we need to Call in the Ignis SCP team and do a gosh darn raid

“Turn your body camera on!” “No! Turn it off!” “TURN IT OFF!

Glad to see where our tax dollars are going...

That went from Tarkov PD to SCP found footage real quick

New quotes for "The Book of Quotes": "I killed him untill he was DEAD" "WHY DID YOU SHOT MY LEG?!" "THEN IT WOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY!" "I killed a man yeah :)" "MR BEAST" "HO JAVLAR" "I LOVE MILK!"

that bunker gobbler part actually made me jump

Upon watching the Bunker Goblin in slow mo. It’s just edited in. I’ve only played Tarkov like once so I didn’t know if it was real or not😭 But it’s very obviously a PNG edited in. I assume they killed themselves or someone off screen killed them. Incredibly hidden with how fast it is. Amazing stuff

First video of the year and already the editing is very impressive! The Bunker bit was particularly effective horror. Also, I see no difference between the behavior of Drunk Ignis, Ignis Police Force, normal Ignis, and the average police officer XD Also, Tarkov showed me the truth of smoked sprats in oil and now I can't get enough of them...

I just wanted to say thank you for making such great content I recently got acl repair surgery and I’ve been in a lot of pain recently but your vids have really helped take my mind off of it I’m glad I found your channel last year your vids are so funny. thank you for everything

We need the Ignis SCP Branch to Contain the Bunker Gobbler

9:56 I've been playing Dark Souls 2 recently, and I just met the chonky trader in No-man's Wharf, whose name is Lonesome Gavlan. So when that guy said "Jävlan!" I immediately thought of Gavlan. "Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal!"

Ah Ignis Squad: causing chaos, keeping the peace, and finding SCPs. And all in the same afternoon

The Bunker Gobbler bit was great, I hope it becomes a recurring gag!

Ngl, now I wanna see an Arma horror op where you guys try and track down the Gobbler.

after a long few days of crippling anxiety this is a massive joy so thanks again rubix for your work.

We need another video solely dedicated to hunting the bunker gobbler

0:39 "I love condenced milk! It tast's so good-" *screams of agony*

Honestly the hardest I have laughed in a while the, "Do the Funny" was what caught me off guard thank you.

Dude the bunker gobbler could make one hell of an scp op that would be terrifying

And so we see now, that it takes around 11 days for Rubix to fully process this fever dream/nightmare of an experience, and put it in video.

The condensed milk bit has now become something I quote often and tend to regret while playing SPT, it is amazing

This is the first time I think anyone has made Tarkov actually seem like a fun video game to play. That's a fucking achievement.

Think could see people going along with it just out of curiosity

And so this sparked the start of an epic tale of the hunt for the bunker gobbler in a sequel which we will never get

That last part actually jump scared the shit out of me

Man I used to think I was gonna join Ignis (or at least try) but idk if I could handle the chaotic energy yall put out.

The way that officer got FLAVOR blasted by the magnum from god caught me off guard. Lmao

Love the tarkov videos

You have no idea how genuinely excited I was to see this video in my recommendeds

I've always wanted to be apart of ignis but I don't have the setup maybe when I get a better job...keep up the great content raptor always fun to watch your vids

It's funny how Rubix is the most sane out of all of them, always looking at his friends like "what the f?"

You ever laugh so hard that you end up coughing all the air out of your lungs? That's what this video did to me.

BRO WHEN THE GOOBLER KILLS THE GUY WHO ENTER I JUST JUMPPED OUT OF MY SEAT

I can always count on a crazy and hilarious vid when tarkov wipes lol

seeing the bunker gobler you guys gotta hide down in reserve and ambush people with melee weapons

That last bit actually had me terrified, the reserve bunkers aren't made for the weak hearted

That body cam effect at the end would be great in a horror op

90% of youtube I dont watch, I play it on another tab, RubixRaptor is the one of the only channels I actually watch.

had no idea you played tarkov but I shouldn't be surprised with all the other shooters you guys get into, but boy this was hysterical and I would love more.

6:43 He went out like John Marston in Red Dead

I love the beginning of this too much, lmfao The energy of the squad at the beginning was something magical and undescribable

Bruh. Like I dont mind at all if this becomes some kind of series cause this was f$%kin entertaining.

The Bunker Gobbler got away, we'll get 'em next time

What was the Bunker Gobbler? Was it another player? Or like a secret enemy?

“we’re a tad bit u derfunded”literal holes in the walls

"I heard a-surprised Swedish over there." i had so many "O-J-vlar" moments it always makes the discord laugh xD

we need a episode of rubix getting his friends and some other people to go hunt the bunker gobbler

Running a factory 5 man telling “Tarkov PD, get on the ground!” Never gets old, it’s what me and my buddies do when we are tired of loosing our trash kits.

Its always a good day when RubixRaptor uploads

And here, at 6:40 we see a measured and well performed response from the Tarkov police department.

"Why did everyone go along with it?" ~checks off cognitohazard box~

To have a band of bros crazy like this, and have so much fun doing the silly on a video game, some people are lucky

The Bunker Gobbler segment is unironically kinda terrifying.

I feel like a lot of body bodycam footage will be "missing" when they get back to headquarters

11:31 "We're engaged!" Me: "Oh, when's the wedding"

i hope to never see the bunker gobbler ever again. i did not know of him until i watched this and now he is a thought i will have on every raid i go through now

About that beer I owe ya

Just thinking about if Warhammer 40k did this like tarkov oh God the madness will continue and seeing tails use a bolter on someone in game while it's open world

This was a awesome video man, not many people get content like that outta tarkov 🔥 video.

Imaginative if a real Police squad, plays this game and record it. Now that would be interesting.

05 Council: Deploy MTF Ignis! Jay: Crap!

The bunker Gobbler has been appeased with your sacrifice

The editting just gets better n better