Extra Cheese, Yes Please - Sloppy Friday Night with KingCobraJFS

Рет қаралды 42,034

7 ай бұрын

Uploaded on Dec 1 2023. Sorry no chat highlights, he pre recorded this video with no live chat.
Http://paypal.me/boglimchronicles always appreciated!
Join Boglim Chronicles for special privileges and help support my struggle of sitting through these and editing them. All support is greatly appreciated.
/ @realboglimchronicles
KingCobraJFS channel / kingcobrajfs
Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.

Пікірлер: 936

@lightgrove7751 7 ай бұрын

Now that he’s not “wasting” his SSI check on puff’s “pesky” supplies, the $60 pizzas are back! 🍕

@GnosticElohim 7 ай бұрын

That's exactly why he intentionally killed Puff.

@reapthewhirlwind6915 7 ай бұрын

@@GnosticElohimlmfao I love to believe this it's honestly the only explanation for puffs death it has to be intentional amd money related

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

@@GnosticElohim We need someone to investigate if Cobra took out a large life insurance policy on Puff before his death. Much like Clint has already done for his son.

@Expired_Crumpets 7 ай бұрын

@@ConsciusVeritasVidsI highly doubt this boglims life is insurable lol

@alexandrah8726 7 ай бұрын

His forehead grows larger with every DoorDash order

@Rootiga 7 ай бұрын

peanut head coming in nicely

@henria.277 7 ай бұрын

Puffing up like crazy with all of that sugar water he is ingesting

@robsop9512 3 ай бұрын

peanut in full bloom

@steadychasingmoneybands6213 Ай бұрын

my existence depends on these legendary comments lol cheers

@Shmayjrian 7 ай бұрын

'One of my fondest memories is eating a hardboiled egg with my lizard' has got to be one of my favorite cobra-isms of all time.

@nuggert 7 ай бұрын

Hard boiled in Mountain Dew and bud light

@user-jn3sz8zo8g 7 ай бұрын

He ate his lizard accompanied by our sweet puff

@TheXivu_Arath 7 ай бұрын

“It’s starting to congeal together very nicely.” Is still one of my favorites lol

@landunwolf700 7 ай бұрын

Every time I get an incoming call I want to hear "it's starting to congeal together nicely"

@samchampion8580 6 ай бұрын

Puff never stood a chance ❤ RIP Sweet Puff

@spencersellner5112 7 ай бұрын

Ordering an absurd amount of toppings on a pizza is not... I repeat.. NOT a food hack. Regard.

@JaySplash00 7 ай бұрын

A 5 dollar hot and ready that costly 25 dollars probably.

@ginomanb6235 7 ай бұрын

can someone send him the classic meatball pizza no sauce no cheese

@dust-dog 7 ай бұрын

I think the 'hack' was supposed to be leaving the pizza to get cold before eating it, which is idiotic and regarded, but hardly a hack

@european-one 7 ай бұрын

@@dust-doghe calls all his custom meal orders a food hack

@Valkyr33 7 ай бұрын

@@JaySplash00try 50-70 bucks on a pizza fit for a gas station

@davidcoleman6369 7 ай бұрын

“I’m an innocent pizza consumer” you can tell the death of puff is weighing on this man’s psyche

@Graggle_Gabagool 7 ай бұрын

Man, he really went through the stages of grief over how cold his Little Caesar's became. If he set aside his delusions for just one moment, he'd realize that Puff's corpse was even colder than that very pizza, at that very moment. (R.I.P)

@kcRon 7 ай бұрын

LMFAOO

@wallofriogrande 7 ай бұрын

In the other videos that mentions that puff buried himself is a tell of where puff is.

@SessmaruKusanagiGaming 7 ай бұрын

RIP Puffertthhh

@kcRon 7 ай бұрын

@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming LMFAOO

@wallofriogrande 7 ай бұрын

@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming that lizard is going to show his face in one of the mead reviews. Just like a cobra in a bottle of tequila

@notagamer1898 7 ай бұрын

I bet he let that pizza go cold because hot food hurts his teeth. That or he passed out and forgot probably a bit of both.

@farrisovich 7 ай бұрын

If you notice all the food he eats is basically soft mush like an old person.

@notagamer1898 7 ай бұрын

@@farrisovich yup it's all mush

@donjuanmckenzie4897 7 ай бұрын

Nah i think he is really that bogtarded to enjoy letting his food get old and cold as he repeatedly has in the past. Your food doesn't need to sit for hours to bypass heat sensitivity

@nuggert 7 ай бұрын

@@donjuanmckenzie4897he ate his food hot right out the pan/microwave right up until his tooth decay hit a limit 2 years ago and it’s been room temp since

@JASTHEGEWS 7 ай бұрын

There was still some duster left that he had to finish first

@C_J_79 7 ай бұрын

Have another can of duster, bud. You earned it!

@ExtraMedium665 7 ай бұрын

He's walking on sunshine and talking in slowmo. Lip looks a little frozen too

@h0nkeyk0ng 7 ай бұрын

You want it You need it You earned it

@duncanedgin9433 7 ай бұрын

Is there any proof to his duster use? Aside from him saying he did it once?

@shellbell313 7 ай бұрын

@@duncanedgin9433I have the same question. We don't see any cans lying around. He can't keep anything a secret, he always tells on himself somehow.

@Nick-666 7 ай бұрын

@@duncanedgin9433 he's done it on live stream before. He dipped out of camera view quick and you could hear the can

@DEXWrecksOfficial 7 ай бұрын

All hail BC for sifting thru the ramblings of a drunken madman to bring us this incredible content, TMDWU

@DogFish-NZ 7 ай бұрын

most people aren't capable

@warwarneverchanges4937 7 ай бұрын

Hipp hipp Extra Cheepthchpse to you

@kcRon 7 ай бұрын

@@warwarneverchanges4937WHAT? LOL

@theburdbard 7 ай бұрын

doing the lords work

@samwisefresh 7 ай бұрын

For real. Circle of protection on BC for pumping out these videos lately. Especially given the content he's been provided to do it with. Trust and believe that all of the of age, alive, non related, consenting, human, cisgendered ladies who are biologically female love him. They just keep saying, "Is that Boglim Chronicles!? Damn, he smells good!" TWU

@charlesdexterward7781 7 ай бұрын

@11:25 "I'm so devastated by losing Puff," he said in a bored, emotionless monotone completely unlike his furious, self-pitying tantrum when he spills some precious alcohol.

@ninizombi 7 ай бұрын

He should take the way onlyuseblade and get some nice fake chompers

@poisoninthemwaters3422 7 ай бұрын

i think thats the autism. asiff he cannot actually feel human emotions,so is just mimicking what he thinks a person would say.

@hanchiman 7 ай бұрын

@@poisoninthemwaters3422 So basically having an emotion like a serial killer or a psychopathic?

@TheWonkster 7 ай бұрын

@@poisoninthemwaters3422autism doesn't prevent you from having emotions, it just makes you process them differently and it varies from person to person. We've seen him face loss of things much smaller than a living thing he supposedly loved, he's not acting like he did before.

@Valkyr33 7 ай бұрын

We've watched him sperg out ready to cry looking for a bottle cap.or broken cigarette. Not once have we seen him actually looking for Puff or show any urgency/priority whatsoever. Never even flipped over the bug chair 🤣

@tedderjason 7 ай бұрын

Broken record boglim is my least favorite boglim. Give me screaming at a cigarette any day

@alansmithee4927 7 ай бұрын

Unfortunately nowadays is mostly broken record Boglim with the occasional freak out

@brotherardash1960 7 ай бұрын

Angie's benzos, kratom, duster, vinegar meeeead, etc. keep the Boggy at an even temperament now

@rhysdolan7378 7 ай бұрын

@@brotherardash1960literally

@rhysdolan7378 7 ай бұрын

@@brotherardash1960also the alcohol… but we know that lol

@reapthewhirlwind6915 7 ай бұрын

Uh Yup you're gone troll

@bradfordmoore5803 7 ай бұрын

20 bucks says , the stench coming off his teeth remelts the cheese with every bite.

@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn 7 ай бұрын

I had to get all of my teeth removed and replaced with implants. It was one of the most unpleasant things I’ve ever had to do. Ate nothing but beef and rice for an entire year. I’ll tell you though it got me into incredible shape. Anyway long story short I almost feel bad for what he’s going to have to go through with those teeth. Almost. He did so it to himself so I don’t feel totally bad

@bradfordmoore5803 7 ай бұрын

@@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn yes I had to get some major repairs done to my teeth also kept putting it off but so glad I finally had it done.

@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn 7 ай бұрын

@@bradfordmoore5803 the army destroyed mine but it took 4 years to get them to fix them. Luckily the va changed a lot after it finally became legal to fire people. Best thing trump did was take some of the power away from the socialist leeches inside our extremely lazy healthcare system. I sound really old but was only 28 when it happened. Anyway it’s like 75,000 to get the teeth pulled and get the implants if you don’t have insurance so no way he’s getting it done unless he’s mooching off of Medicaid

@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn 7 ай бұрын

@@bradfordmoore5803 in which case we get to pay for him not brushing his teeth

@bradfordmoore5803 7 ай бұрын

@@StormWatcher313 I had to have a bunch drilled and fillled with UV cured resin, they even matched the color of my other teeth. They wanted to try and save mine instead of just pulling them al. I also put off have them fixed for 10 years. Glad I finally got them fixed

@sipsix 7 ай бұрын

Not long until we get drunken confession of whay happened to puff

@dissimulii 7 ай бұрын

like his story about SA'in a special needs girl in highschool.

@TimothyMcVay 7 ай бұрын

@dissimulii the boy said that was consenting

@bloodfang4898 7 ай бұрын

@@dissimuliiwhat’s this about Josh being a SA’ing regard?

@alivc2458 7 ай бұрын

@@dissimuliiwtf

@NumberOneChina 7 ай бұрын

Fingers crossed bois

@bannifilth 7 ай бұрын

"Make sure you order it normal cooked and normal cut" -king cobra pizza order hack

@thebogsofmordor7356 7 ай бұрын

Versus double, or even triple cooked like his buggy-bogrito was.

@mattg4705 7 ай бұрын

He said you bet your sweet assburgers it is

@robsop9512 3 ай бұрын

then let it get cold and congealed because your Boglim fangs have no enamel. it looked like it was pulled out of a dumpster.

@j4nk3n 7 ай бұрын

Only a boglim could order a 60 dollar pizza and not be hungry at the time, duster is bad folks boglim is a trained professional biohazrd

@rickburgess3215 7 ай бұрын

Needs to be two day old room temp Toobz, Thats whats up.

@djhenyo 7 ай бұрын

"60 dollar pizza" It truly boggles the mind how some people are so bad with numbers. Custom Stuffed Crazy Crust Pizza 4990 Calories Pepperoni (350 Cal) Extra Cheese (270 Cal) Extra Bacon (760 Cal) Extra Seasoned Beef (660 Cal) Extra Onions (70 Cal) Extra Jalapeño Peppers (160 Cal) Subtotal: $19.99

@PEACEOUTPAT 7 ай бұрын

@@djhenyo It's obviously a slight over-exaggeration but not by much. He has spent upwards of 40-50 dollars on custom pizzas from other establishments before. I understand you joined the Math Police to help people, but you're not helping right now, I promise.

@PEACEOUTPAT 7 ай бұрын

@@djhenyo Plus you didn't include the cost of doordash or whatever

@GreaseShaman 7 ай бұрын

Doordash addiction is financially taxing.

@Proctor13 7 ай бұрын

Talking about cutting down on your drinking while drinking is one of the most regarded things ever. He'll never learn lol

@Britcherbrianjr 7 ай бұрын

Everyone should ask him daily how many hours he’s looked for puf til he snaps

@high3rthannasa979 7 ай бұрын

This comment. Yes. Lol.

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

Like pressuring a serial killer in interrogation until he cracks. "I cut off Puff's head and fingertips so nobody could identify the body, then I buried him in the woods behind my apartment. It is what it is." **clink**

@njh2os 7 ай бұрын

Watching the Dark Lord be so excited and animated over pizza almost makes me forget about that lizard he used to pretend to be excited and interested in. I think it's name was Poof? Is what it is toobz

@deesnutz42069 7 ай бұрын

I worked in like 4 or 5 different pizza places when I was younger. I've never once had issues with cheese sliding off specifically with extra cheese pizzas. basically hot stuff causes him debilitating pain due to the fact that every tooth in his mouth is a decayed nub of exposed nerve endings. that's why he can't eat hot pizza.

@slimcurry7117 7 ай бұрын

At Papa johns where I work now the Alfredo sauce makes the cheese and toppings just slide off, only on a thin crust but it has happened to me

@deesnutz42069 7 ай бұрын

@@slimcurry7117 yeah but "alfredo sauce" sounds too ethnic for cobes. they'd have to call it "white cheese sauce" to get him to eat it.

@slimcurry7117 7 ай бұрын

@@deesnutz42069 he would also have to order a thin crust which I've never seen him order

@jerrettmarks6399 6 ай бұрын

Now I'm no expert, but I've eaten at 4 or 5 different pizza places and the cheese slide is a very real problem.

@FloppaFan400 7 ай бұрын

I’ve only just noticed the stuffed puffers replacement to his left

@Kramerica962 7 ай бұрын

"It will take me a minimum of a year to get over it." Clint 100% told him he needs to wait a year before getting another pet in the hopes that Jord will forget about it over time so Clint doesn't have to feel shame over his boy killing another pet.

@Onoesmahpie 7 ай бұрын

That line and the rest of his Josh-centric concern over the puff situation makes me think he doesn't have empathy and that he's pretending to do what a normal human would. He never talks about being worried about what puff could be going through or what could have happened to puff he just talks about how it has affected him and how he's getting flak from the trolls about it, and invents a story (regardless of what happened to puff) to make himself feel better. I doubt he even shed a tear regardless of what happened to puff.

@dethmedic52 7 ай бұрын

@@Onoesmahpiehe's shed more tears over spilled drink than puff any day fore shore

@brockly6434 7 ай бұрын

"I'm sitting here starving myself to death cuz of puff." He literally posted pics of him bragging about a burger at a restaurant not to long ago

@allis.711 7 ай бұрын

It really feels like jorsh is stuck in an endless loop that resets every few days

@Nickersons-Theme 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, It's exactly that, nothing ever changes, it's been the same thing over and over for years now

@nageboorte 7 ай бұрын

let it cool off on account of all that teef sensitivity... i mean cheese

@danl9855 7 ай бұрын

Starving himself but drinking 5 gallons of sugar a day

@wrexvincent2192 7 ай бұрын

He doesnt consider those to have any calories or anything. Hes still trying to waver back into the pity party/ED arc again in hopes trolles wil doordash him food again for free

@ErinTodd83 7 ай бұрын

The duster/alcohol really amplifies his repetitive rants. Im not sure if he's trying to convince the audience or himself of his thoughts at this point.

@karloskrimson2883 7 ай бұрын

Instead of making mead with his yeast, josh should be making actual food like a pizza and go back buying booze.

@alansmithee4927 7 ай бұрын

Yeah I miss the Bogrittos and other nasty concoctions

@aleksdavoid1563 7 ай бұрын

Honestly, a return to formula would be an improvement

@Granted777 7 ай бұрын

It makes him believe that he has a hobby and is being productive

@dewwwd3431 7 ай бұрын

My theory is that he’s trying to end himself knowing that one day one of these meads is gonna destroy him

@Granted777 7 ай бұрын

@@dewwwd3431 he can’t even plan for tomorrow. No way he has a long term plan like that in motion 😂

@decorateddeerskull 7 ай бұрын

It's almost a year anniversary from his little prison escapade. He's done really good at cutting back

@notagamer1898 7 ай бұрын

Says he has been cutting back on drinking but tells us this as he is hammered. Peak content Cobes.

@rush437 7 ай бұрын

Turning a $5 pizza into a $50 mess is cobes greatest magic trick

@robsop9512 3 ай бұрын

classic food hack. best eaten cold with all the grease congealed since he has no enamel on his Bog fangz.

@costcoglizzy1829 7 ай бұрын

"One of the fondest memories I have with puff is having a hard boiled egg with him."

@artur6912 7 ай бұрын

When I order food, I'm always irritated that I have to wait for food while I'm hungry. This man has it figured it out, ordering several hours before he's hungry.

@MasterLarfleeze 7 ай бұрын

so he drinks his wine/mead early and eats his food late? 😂

@donjuanmckenzie4897 7 ай бұрын

LOL

@cassandra256 7 ай бұрын

The roaches need to eat too.

@fairymay7486 7 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

@JBlade187 7 ай бұрын

why is he explaining why he eats it cold? hes coping with the fact that hes most likely got heat sensitive teeth maybe?

@ice_wall_Occam 7 ай бұрын

king cope brah

@BigAndy_31 7 ай бұрын

Bro cares more about a cheese pull than Puff

@Onoesmahpie 7 ай бұрын

I don't think josh can feel empathy. If you notice when he talks about puff missing he doesn't ever express that he's worried about what pain puff could be going through, rather he talks about how he is depressed, how the trolls are taunting him about it, etc... he can only understand how it affects him and how it makes him look bad. He just wants to invent a story to make himself feel better about puff rather than actually looking for puff because he doesn't actually have empathy for puff.

@i216i 7 ай бұрын

Looks like the Etsy money came in Toobz, but we’ll be broke again by Monday thanks to these dank food hacks and meeeeead recipes.

@thebogsofmordor7356 7 ай бұрын

Did some sucker buy those 4 wands already? Shame, that's enabling...

@farrisovich 7 ай бұрын

Pretty sure his monthly regard money comes in the first as well.

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

@@thebogsofmordor7356 Are you suggesting those artisan-crafted chair legs he lathes and glues marbles to aren't worth $100+ each?

@BrandonVoiceGuy 7 ай бұрын

"Well, my account's in the red again...dont know how that happened, tuubez, but it is, what it is.

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

His lungs must be spotless on account of all the duster he's been huffing extra hard lately

@davidcoleman6369 7 ай бұрын

Does he actually huff duster? If so what clips show it?💀

@brotherardash1960 7 ай бұрын

Think he stocked up at Angie's Pharmacy

@dickdiamonds3410 7 ай бұрын

@@davidcoleman6369are you joking?

@yucatansuckaman5726 7 ай бұрын

@davidcoleman6369 he's done it off camera a few times. I can't be bothered to find it but its there if you search for it.

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

@@brotherardash1960 Last I heard he was in the hole about $700 yet again, and if that's true he's probably falling back on the air duster people sent him... Unless he's paying them back in sexual favors for those pills.

@TeamAngryFaic 7 ай бұрын

I always thought he at least seemed to love Puff, but seeing how he’s been this entire time that Puff has been “burrowed in the ground, conserving his heat”, it’s clear this dude doesn’t give the slightest fuck about the damn lizard lol

@maximuspower4439 7 ай бұрын

You can tell he doesn't care at all that Puff is gone, or dead. He just says "Oh I'm devastated" because he wants people think he cares. Like bruh its obvious af he hasn't looked form at all, hasn't gone outside to find him, and hasn't asked any of his neighbors if they've seen him. 0% effort.

@supertajnykana8146 7 ай бұрын

"I'm starving myself because Puff's missing" said Cobra while eating 60$ Little Caesars pizza

@DSPsWifesBf 7 ай бұрын

Every time he says “Little Squeezers” I want to throw a persimmon at his face

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

That'd make a fun noise.

@sebastiengoulet360 7 ай бұрын

he's on the verge of passing out while eating, it's beautiful!

@moseyburns1614 7 ай бұрын

Everybody knows that you have to let your Hot-n-Ready pizza rest a minimum of 2 hours at room temperature before you even try to eat it because the toppings will slide off the crust if not fully congealed, that's Little Squeezers 101

@decorumlopez9147 7 ай бұрын

call me simple, but I enjoy my pizza hot and fresh. I do not intend to let it cool down for "a couple of hours"!

@spencersellner5112 7 ай бұрын

You would let it cool off too of your teeth were soooo rotten the heat made the nerv endings under teeth burn

@vexthem 7 ай бұрын

Simple!

@Burningwoodz 7 ай бұрын

i like it cold from the fridge from the night before

@gynophagos 7 ай бұрын

Cobra can only dream of having the work ethic BC has to pump out these videos as fast as they do

@camojoe83 7 ай бұрын

That's because Cobra actually has more of a life.. it's the life we see, but it's at least lived for himself. Y'all on the other hand... Not so much.

@Kywool2K 7 ай бұрын

Hi Clint

@camojoe83 7 ай бұрын

@@Kywool2K yeah, because only Clint thinks that.

@ElimGarakSpoonHead 7 ай бұрын

@@Kywool2KY u feed trole?

@gynophagos 7 ай бұрын

@@camojoe83 Nm just chillin hbu

@Slop_Dogg 7 ай бұрын

cheese and sugar make up 90% of his diet

@danielplainview5085 7 ай бұрын

The 4 boglim food groups.. Sugar,salt,fat and booze.

@JesseVenturaHat 7 ай бұрын

Is the other 10% doritos?

@supertajnykana8146 7 ай бұрын

How he's in a normal health condition (except his teeth) is beyond me

@SatanOnMeth 7 ай бұрын

⁠@@danielplainview5085can’t forget about the grease

@roe__jogan 7 ай бұрын

@@supertajnykana8146he’s not in “normal” condition. He’s extremely unhealthy. The human body is amazing, but he’s on track for a very early demise.

@Me16768 7 ай бұрын

Holy cow he is so hammered

@FLOPPYBAKER 7 ай бұрын

Abra kadabra this $5 pizza is now $32.58!! Magic

@kekistanifreedomfighter4197 7 ай бұрын

SSDI check cleared, $70 pizza ordered, duster doordashed, food stamps me-duhhh rotting. Oh yeah this is a good first of the month.

@gusanderson1380 7 ай бұрын

Endless thought loop coming in nicely toobz

@dmitrikaramazov4982 7 ай бұрын

I cant help but wonder how many Casper food prep technicians know who Cobes is and add an extra ingredient to his orders.

@surgeyibrahimovic5013 7 ай бұрын

What ingredient would you be referring to?

@thebogsofmordor7356 7 ай бұрын

@@surgeyibrahimovic5013dealer's choice. Cobes clearly has no taste sense left so it don't really matter.

@Me16768 7 ай бұрын

More like the delivery guy, adding a secret ingredient after being stiffed several times before

@lucast3006 7 ай бұрын

@@Me16768I bet both of them alter his food in some way or another

@Karlkuniferiz 7 ай бұрын

I can't help but wonder how gay you are so consermed about a slow man

@solarempiresuomi8815 7 ай бұрын

He hasn't cut down on his drinking. He gets hammered when the camera's off because he knows he'll say or do something boglim to get his 3rd yt strike. TMDWU!

@jakel5801 7 ай бұрын

It’s amazing. Each episode, more and more items keep showing up in the video. Hoarding saga coming in nicely toobz tmdwu

@DevilLobster82 7 ай бұрын

I can't help but feel that all of his videos will be used as evidence when he tries to fight his dads putting him in a group home because he can't/shouldn't be living on his own.

@brotherardash1960 7 ай бұрын

Clint's waiting til he's a vegetable and then Bogbaby goes to a nursing home and Daddy Nipth is free of his burden

@boxelderinitiative3897 7 ай бұрын

@@brotherardash1960Yeah he's letting baby cobes cook himself as much as possible

@joshysbrand3567 7 ай бұрын

It's cheaper for Clunt if the government pays for him.....in a home or care that'll coast Clunt

@Onoesmahpie 7 ай бұрын

LMAO if clint cared at all about josh's health or well being he would have done something a long time ago. Clint just wants to treat josh like josh treats puff and push him to the back of his mind pretending he's doing well despite all evidence being to the contrary

@nickof93 7 ай бұрын

I'm gonna call it now.... 2024 will be the start of the group home era

@leeperola7023 7 ай бұрын

Doubt if he'll make it through to the new year!!! Tmdwu.🤟

@nickof93 7 ай бұрын

@@leeperola7023 he's racing Ozzy to the grave TWU

@80085word69 7 ай бұрын

All caught up in the glitz and glamour of lil squeezers

@joshysbrand3567 7 ай бұрын

He's ready to tuck in

@rdl2820 7 ай бұрын

His love of pizza reminds me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, only he's not a teenager, a ninja, or a turtle.. .

@TheCaptain904 7 ай бұрын

He’s the human form of botulism 🧟‍♂️.

@thebogsofmordor7356 7 ай бұрын

He's the epitome of a Lewy Body

@rdl2820 7 ай бұрын

Botulism is the human form of HIM!

@everevelyn1094 7 ай бұрын

Bogulism

@dethmedic52 7 ай бұрын

Nurgles greatest champion. This boglim.

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

@@thebogsofmordor7356 Underrated comment :D

@gypsykatcher30 7 ай бұрын

I love how he turns eating a sloppy takeaway pizza wasted into some kind of fine cuisine critic, analyzing the consistency of the bread, cheese and toppings. MAGNIFICIENT!

@supertajnykana8146 7 ай бұрын

I mean if you're starving college student that would be reasonable but 30 something yo ranting Little Caesars pizza inside his cave like apartment is a little bit sad

@ice_wall_Occam 7 ай бұрын

calling little caesars "little squeezers" is just him projecting his sicko thoughts

@thebogsofmordor7356 7 ай бұрын

Epic

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

Every day he fights the gRape demons in his head and has to repeatedly assure us that he is NOT a sicko who is attracted to minors.

@shawnbass-ig2bv 7 ай бұрын

"I'm not a sicko" jorp whispers to himself as he resists the urge to watch cuties for the 500th time

@alansmithee4927 7 ай бұрын

He always orders food and then leaves it to cool in the counter for hours which is crazy to me.

@LuciferAlmighty 7 ай бұрын

Good way to get food poisoning.

@tharbear4207 7 ай бұрын

His teeth are probably crazy sensitive to hot and cold

@SignumSomnia 7 ай бұрын

Yeah see.?! He got rid of Puff so Door Dashing 50$ regard pizzas could start up again. Innocent pizza eater my ass!

@goon009 7 ай бұрын

How are those related?

@rickburgess3215 7 ай бұрын

And it was Lil Caesar's, Who wastes 60 dollars on a 5 dollar hot n ready pizza?

@Other-eye 7 ай бұрын

I still can’t get over how NOT upset he is about losing puff. Like, most of us are absolutely inconsolable when we lose a pet and he’s just like “yep. I’m sad. MY ALCOHOL!!!!!!!” Its mind boggling

@Onoesmahpie 7 ай бұрын

I genuinely think he can't feel empathy

@jimrustle 7 ай бұрын

Yeah but it's a lizard realistically.

@Onoesmahpie 7 ай бұрын

@@jimrustle Lol what's up with you sociopaths in the comment section? Yes it's a lizard, no that doesn't mean it's okay to neglect it to the point that it has seizures and kill it by letting it freeze to death.

@jimrustle 7 ай бұрын

@@Onoesmahpie So I don't have to have empathy for an animal that realistically doesn't have feelings or is even a conscious being to understand that Josh wouldn't and didn't care for it the way he should have. I'm sure you've had to flush a gold fish or two or bury the pet hamster in your lifetime. The feigned concern over an animal you have no real attachment to is a little concerning though.

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

@@jimrustle I get what you're saying, but do you see a beach filled with birds drenched in oil from a coastal tanker spill and feel nothing because they're just dumb animals to you? For people actually capable of empathy it hurts to see another creature suffering, no matter how little value you assign to it, or how you think it's mental faculties are not high enough to warrant your sympathy. Having little-to-no respect for life doesn't make someone cool or edgy.

@mike2312p 7 ай бұрын

I'll never understand why he's still single. I mean any guy who can order 60 dollar pizzas for his fans could spoil any of age, cis gendered, non related, alive goth maiden.

@surgeyibrahimovic5013 7 ай бұрын

As well as consenting

@ice_wall_Occam 7 ай бұрын

he would eat the pizza by himself while treating his mistress to a 3 meat hotpocket

@Sjdhms 7 ай бұрын

Thuree cheeseys

@RealTommyWiseau 7 ай бұрын

Agreed

@donjuanmckenzie4897 7 ай бұрын

Id hang with josh he bougut pizza

@bencattanach95 7 ай бұрын

He let it cool off for a couple hours?

@25lover25 7 ай бұрын

It was hot trole

@JustaComment93 7 ай бұрын

@@25lover25his teeth are sensitive. It needs to cool down.

@itssomeguy7132 7 ай бұрын

7 hour cool down

@astral_plane_crash 7 ай бұрын

Great video! But does anyone know if he let the pizza cool off for a couple hours before "tucking" into it so the extra cheese doesn't slide off of the crust?

@ConsciusVeritasVids 7 ай бұрын

I had to carefully re-watch the video a few times, but I think it might have been mentioned once in passing.

@SlashvsAdamSadler 7 ай бұрын

Hot-N-Ready , Like a peanut-headed Boglim baby !

@stevenm5997 7 ай бұрын

Aint nothin' but a slophound

@TheEnderBand 7 ай бұрын

I love when he messes up and someone alerts him and he tries to insist that he figured it out himself, even though he was too dumb to research it ahead of time instead of afterwards when it's too late and he's ruined it. Also, very big of him to forgive himself on Puff's behalf for murdering him- good to know he isn't being too hard on himself. From what I heard his formula for finding him is ordering pizza and doing nothing differently

@CNYKnifeNut 7 ай бұрын

The first of the month benzo streams are the only source of decent content.

@jackstraw262 7 ай бұрын

Oh fuck I never really realized he probably has an Rx for 10 “as needed” ativans a month

@restingInpieces 7 ай бұрын

😵‍💫🤠

@nicknickson3650 7 ай бұрын

@@jackstraw262 nah he gets them from Walt and Angie

@nuggert 7 ай бұрын

@@nicknickson3650 they give out benzos to spergs like candy

@kuukivi 7 ай бұрын

Srsly this goblin uses benzos?? I never guessed!

@Dragonmage967 7 ай бұрын

Cobes is such a refined lady

@retard6477 7 ай бұрын

“Let it cool off for a couple hours”. Cheese and meat hitting room temp is gonna start the salmonella/e.coli arc. However I doubt he can be killed.

@nthomas87 7 ай бұрын

Notice how all his food and drinks -- hot and cold alike -- are always consumed at room temp? I’m guessing temperature extremes hurt his teeth.

@whoopiepie5719 7 ай бұрын

@@nthomas87 Didn't you watch the video??? He's sacrificing cheese pull for functionality......he's a true American Hero. twu

@Johndoe-co3pw 7 ай бұрын

Only josh could make a little Caesar’s pizza cost 40$

@neildiamondcuttr 7 ай бұрын

Holy shit him taking a 2 minute burp break during his vid should be a capital offense.

@ricksanchez5460 7 ай бұрын

Who orders a pizza an waits several hours before eating it.....oh that's right, josh does, TWU So much for being so stressed about puff that he couldn't eat, now hes devouring pizza like he always has, he doesnt care about puff, hes just gunna buy a new bearded dragon an pass it off as puff

@donjuanmckenzie4897 7 ай бұрын

Nobody cares about puff

@bennygohome4576 7 ай бұрын

I care about puff

@swiftoldboy 7 ай бұрын

His cobra plushies really reflect his overall demeanor. They use to be standing upright ans sensible but are now contorted just like his reality,

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

I miss Rusty, the big cobra hand-puppet. Rusty and Shon were among the few entities who'd ever call Cobes on his bullshit.

@Everyone_Dies 7 ай бұрын

He's in a regard loop coping about how his teeth are too sensitive to bite in to a hot pizza

@oddy8849 7 ай бұрын

Him claiming that he's not hungry is definitely him covering up that his teeth are in pain.

@bamargera4000 7 ай бұрын

I can’t wait to see what this boy is gonna grow into. Also funny he thinks Puff is just gonna show up on his doorstep like a dog that found it’s way back home

@jerdbenjamin 7 ай бұрын

He could have gotten up and put it in the microwave,but I’m not as highly regarded as josh is. We don’t think on the same level.

@ice_wall_Occam 7 ай бұрын

but he wouldve put it in for 4:20 and hurt his teeth

@GoodNYou212 7 ай бұрын

Only the Bog could turn an 11 dollar Little Caesar's order into a 150 dollar nightmare.

@nedkent5239 7 ай бұрын

I love how he turns his regular eating into either a “food hack” or “Challenge”. This makes him feel like it’s an investment

@tharbear4207 7 ай бұрын

It's what the FANS want apparently. I thought the fans like cat food big mac's better..

@genesis8284 7 ай бұрын

“I’m not gonna replace him until I know he’s dead” Spoken like a truly sane pet owner. For the love of god, please Clint do not let your son own any other living animal. The guy’s a sociopath

@MacHeval 7 ай бұрын

be real cobes, you will neve get a live pet again! you blew it dude!

@wrexvincent2192 7 ай бұрын

TBF the only reason he got Puff at all was because one of his crackhead friends gave it to him before they had to bolt from a warrant

@Ievolovel 7 ай бұрын

How to turn a 5$ pizza into a credit score hit.

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

I mean, this IS the dude who got a $15 loan for a pizza once.

@HunniB94 7 ай бұрын

Puff is 💀 and cobra is sitting here reviewing pizza and repeating himself like a broken record. RIP Puff

@cr3msonskys 7 ай бұрын

I think I finally realized that the reason why Slaush keeps his food on the counter is because his teeth are likely sensitive to hot & cold. Mystery solved, I have been wondering why he keeps his food on the counter now despite risk of spoilage. Man I feel dumb for not thinking of it sooner. 😅 I mean we have gotten to a point now where it's a very safe assumption rather than left field guess.

@professor_thunder 7 ай бұрын

He would eat a deep fried cowboy boot.

@FloppaFan400 7 ай бұрын

How does cobra make a pizza from the cheapest place cost $50?

@ImAlxxy 7 ай бұрын

Vip treatment tmdwu

@XrpAndy 7 ай бұрын

Autism

@dtreezy 7 ай бұрын

@@XrpAndy hes not autistic he just has FAS and duster brain.

@DevilLobster82 7 ай бұрын

I love how he creates hypothetical conversations with people that he would never actually have with anyone.

@ElmoHellno 7 ай бұрын

He let the pizza cool down for a couple hours wtf……😢

@hajimenoippo4449 7 ай бұрын

Lmao why he didn't put it in the microwave

@alyssarichardson2544 7 ай бұрын

Microworms coming in nicely under the collar, TWU toobz

@AntLeonardi01 7 ай бұрын

His audience watches to see him suffer, but he somehow clings to the idea that he’s a food reviewer.

@cannaventureseeds2909 7 ай бұрын

If Cobes took at bite out of that pizza box... The box would win.

@kuukivi 7 ай бұрын

It's tougher than his teeth so.. Yes.

@Wiscotreeclimber 7 ай бұрын

Little Caesars is the cheapest of all of the pizza chains.

@meeblje 7 ай бұрын

its almost 4 am and i cant sleep thanks for this

@chrisnelson3668 7 ай бұрын

I'll put u to sleep

@Burningwoodz 7 ай бұрын

lololololololololololololol@@chrisnelson3668

@JesseVenturaHat 7 ай бұрын

Meth

@Phobia115 7 ай бұрын

Sacrificing cheese pull for Functionality. A true MAN of Ingenuity! TMDWU

@briboy4791 7 ай бұрын

the amount of anger i feel when he talks and says that he doesn't care makes me feel a immeasurable amount of anger. i hate josh

@WhatSmellsLikeToast 7 ай бұрын

Totally normal and healthy

@thomasfallanca3220 7 ай бұрын

Thank goodness he explained why you need to let the pizza cool off 5 different times.

@chupacabraracing181 7 ай бұрын

Only a true regard let's their pizza sit for hours getting cold before eating it.